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Fake It Till You Date It#FULL EP
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00:00:00I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:00:08Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:00:10That was unexpected.
00:00:17Real romantic, Watson.
00:00:18We need people to buy this, right?
00:00:25They signed a freaking contract?
00:00:28Unless we make it real.
00:00:30Then why are you shaking?
00:00:39You stay the hell away from me!
00:00:41He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:00:43I was Alex's fiancée.
00:00:45Fiancée?
00:00:46Sounds exciting.
00:00:50Xavier, wait!
00:00:52Stay away from me! We're done!
00:00:54Xavier, because all I ever wanted was to be with you.
00:00:58Is that Alex? Dang!
00:00:59No wonder you've taught most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:01:11Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:01:24Today's the student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:01:28So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:01:33Xavier, scholarship kid, geeky. Still fit though? Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you.
00:01:42Bit of a loner?
00:01:43Never heard of him.
00:01:44I told you! Don't come home without the cash!
00:01:50Hey! This is St. Mountain High. Not a freaking pub.
00:01:54Fine. She won't outrun this.
00:02:02You okay?
00:02:08Yeah, I'm fine.
00:02:12Not even a thank you?
00:02:15At least tell me your name.
00:02:17It's not important.
00:02:19I'll never look away.
00:02:24And that is Xavier Miller.
00:02:28Alright, Xavier.
00:02:30I'll see you at the debate.
00:02:38Alright, let's begin.
00:02:39The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:02:43Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
00:02:50Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:02:53Just stating the facts.
00:02:55Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:03:00Here's another fact, genius.
00:03:03That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:03:06So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:03:10There's no reason?
00:03:11There's no reason.
00:03:12There's no reason.
00:03:13There's no reason.
00:03:16I need you.
00:03:18I need you.
00:03:19Like water listens to the moon.
00:03:22I hope I'm not saying this too soon.
00:03:27I hope I'm not saying this too soon
00:03:33But I'll do all I meant to do
00:03:39From the time I'm next to you
00:03:43What the actual fuck?
00:04:02That was unexpected
00:04:03Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:04:08I thought he got a gaze
00:04:09Hey, you good?
00:04:13I want everything on him
00:04:14And I mean everything
00:04:17Yeah
00:04:18I just sold the damn house
00:04:32What?
00:04:37You had no right
00:04:38That's all Mom left us
00:04:40Where will we live now?
00:04:41You want to see your old man?
00:04:43Get beaten to death?
00:04:45By lung sharks?
00:04:48I need the money
00:04:50How about quitting the blues and gambling
00:04:53Instead of wrecking our lives?
00:04:548 o'clock tonight's school cafe
00:05:05Got a proposal that could fix your money issues
00:05:09Whatever this is, make it quick
00:05:21I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:26I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:38I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:38I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:39I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:39I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:40I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:41I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:41I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:42I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:42I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:43I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:43I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:44I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:44I want you to be my boyfriend
00:05:45What? Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:05:54A contract? Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:06:00Real romantic, Watson.
00:06:03Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:06:07You see, you clearly need money.
00:06:11And I need to fix my reputation.
00:06:14Well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:06:19You investigated me?
00:06:21It's more like damage control.
00:06:24You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix it.
00:06:30If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:06:36Hell no. No, no, no. You see, this is just business.
00:06:46Duration?
00:06:47Until the election's over.
00:06:59Keep it professional, Watson. Don't get any ideas.
00:07:03Don't you worry. Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:07:12You look in my eyes and I already hope this lasts.
00:07:18Trying hard not to jump, not to move too fast.
00:07:25Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:07:37Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:07:40No one's watching us. You can drop the act now.
00:07:44You should probably tell your heart rate that. It's jumping like crazy in there.
00:07:48Whatever. I'm leaving.
00:07:50Hey, did I say you could leave? We have a frat party to hit.
00:07:55It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:07:57Is this part of the PR stem, too?
00:08:07Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship, now is it?
00:08:12So let's make it believable.
00:08:14Hey, look out! It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend!
00:08:18Want to eat late, you know what that means, right?
00:08:22Penalty round.
00:08:26Let's go!
00:08:27Alright boys, rules are simple. Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:08:31No hands allowed, no dropping.
00:08:40Do we really have to do this?
00:08:42Are you scared?
00:08:48Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:08:50Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:08:52AAH!
00:08:55lil here.
00:09:00Ohhhhh!
00:09:05Ohhhhhhhhhh!
00:09:08Last night, last night, last night, and it ain't too hard to notice.
00:09:27Yo, what?
00:09:28That wasn't passing.
00:09:29That was straight up speeding up.
00:09:34Look at Xavier, he's turning it into a tomato.
00:09:39What the hell is wrong with you?
00:09:41We need people to buy this, right?
00:09:50What's that? Extra credit homework?
00:09:53Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples' chemistry.
00:09:56Voters aren't convinced.
00:09:59Well, pro tip, genius.
00:10:03Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:10:08You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:10:19Voters want sparks.
00:10:21Not stats.
00:10:22And, uh, Mark set up that whole live stream thing, so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
00:10:30You didn't think to ask me first?
00:10:33Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:10:35Oh, won't you guys get a load of this?
00:10:39A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:10:42What?
00:10:46Hey, it's got you so worked up, huh?
00:10:48You need a shower.
00:10:53Fine.
00:10:54But you're joining me, and Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing.
00:10:59It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:11:01You might grab me a towel.
00:11:18You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:11:21I could walk out naked if you bite.
00:11:22Why?
00:11:23Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:11:24Can I have a quick look if you want?
00:11:26Maybe, uh, a little touch?
00:11:28I'm not gonna stop you.
00:11:30I can't stop you.
00:11:34Why?
00:11:36Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:11:37Can I have a quick look if you want?
00:11:39Maybe, uh, a little touch?
00:11:43I'm not gonna stop you.
00:11:58by popular demand you asked and we answer question number one what was your first impression of each
00:12:13other he's loud seriously well my first impression of him was who is this mysterious nerd calling me
00:12:22out in front of everybody it was harsh I gotta admit but boy was it cute still loud question
00:12:31number two what's your favorite thing about each other um I don't know sense of responsibility maybe
00:12:38well my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers excuse me long elegant very skillful
00:12:50all right next question next question is who is your most unforgettable kiss
00:12:57guys major problem someone leaked the contract everyone knows you're faking right now
00:13:20oh my god did y'all see this this kind of freaking contract yes I thought they were gold what a scam
00:13:32the final debate is in three days if we don't turn this around fast you're finished and I know mark
00:13:42I already got people tracing the hack whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man
00:13:46oh god okay so what are our options huh everyone's seen the contract by now there's no denying it
00:13:57unless unless what
00:14:02unless we make it real
00:14:12unless we make it real
00:14:16savior I don't care if the contract was fake all I know is at some point it stopped being pretend to me
00:14:24I couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant fully yourself but then I saw you after practice
00:14:34pushing yourself harder than everyone else and I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates
00:14:39and the way you'd look at me in class savior I do you honestly think I've been faking this whole time
00:14:46the hacker broke into your laptop the whole school is watching this feed right now
00:15:05holy shit
00:15:21I can fake confidence during debates smile through press conferences even pretend I care about school
00:15:33the traditions I don't even like there's no way I could fake this and yeah maybe it started as a deal
00:15:40but no everything I said was true
00:15:52cut
00:15:54that was perfect at least the votes won't go down now I've done my bit
00:16:04hey thank you
00:16:09just doing what we agreed but seeing you hurt was never part of the deal
00:16:15I owe you Xavier and listen um whatever happens with the election I just it's nothing
00:16:27sticking to the script right
00:16:30you sure that's all it is
00:16:33you sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up
00:16:37god you never stop
00:16:39yeah
00:16:40dead end on the hacker whoever it was was bouncing off the multiple VPNs
00:16:44great
00:16:46so you're dealing with the pro
00:16:48listen everybody is going to be watching your every move
00:16:52okay every look every moment
00:16:54has to be authentic
00:16:56we got this
00:17:03right
00:17:05oh shit
00:17:07left my football gear at home
00:17:09and that school paper shoots tomorrow
00:17:11wanna come with?
00:17:13sure
00:17:14cause I've got nothing else to do
00:17:16come on
00:17:18okay
00:17:23okay
00:17:24something is definitely going on between those two
00:17:36whoa
00:17:37this is your average family home?
00:17:39it's my father's place
00:17:40not mine
00:17:41meaning?
00:17:42meaning I have an older half-brother
00:17:45and a dad who's super big on competition
00:17:47so
00:17:48if I want any part of this
00:17:50family fortune
00:17:51then
00:17:52I have to beat them
00:17:54winning that election
00:17:57it's the first step
00:18:00keep your family drama to yourself
00:18:02we're not your therapist
00:18:04you serious?
00:18:06I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable
00:18:09fine
00:18:10I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind
00:18:13shut up
00:18:14shut up
00:18:15come on
00:18:19alright well
00:18:20I need to go grab my jersey
00:18:21but
00:18:22why don't you read a book or something
00:18:34well well
00:18:35I didn't expect to see you here
00:18:38sorry
00:18:39do I know you?
00:18:40you must be Xavier
00:18:45the famous boyfriend
00:18:47and
00:18:48and
00:18:49and you are?
00:18:50I'm Noah
00:18:51Alex's older brother
00:18:55ouch
00:18:56cold reception
00:18:58so
00:18:59has Alex's fiance met you yet?
00:19:01fiance?
00:19:03fiance?
00:19:04oh
00:19:05did he leave out that little detail?
00:19:09this whole fake boyfriend thing
00:19:11he's done it before
00:19:12left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:19:15what are you implying?
00:19:18Alex doesn't date guys
00:19:21you'll only get yourself hurt
00:19:23you deserve to be with someone better
00:19:26someone like me
00:19:27are you insane?
00:19:29just gay
00:19:31and observance
00:19:34let's not pretend that you're straight too now sweetheart
00:19:36get off
00:19:37I'm not
00:19:39then why are you shaking?
00:19:40you're seriously messed up
00:19:41takes one to know one
00:19:42you can't lie to yourself forever
00:19:44Alex can offer you fame
00:19:45money
00:19:46all the shiny things in life
00:19:47but I can offer you something he never could
00:19:49something real
00:19:50get off
00:19:51what the fuck are you doing?
00:19:52Excellent timing little brother
00:19:53you stay the hell away from me
00:19:55you hear me?
00:19:59relax babe
00:20:00it's just some friendly competition
00:20:01I'm not allowed to play
00:20:02but I'm not allowed to play
00:20:04this shit
00:20:05here
00:20:06all the shit
00:20:07and you won't play
00:20:08nope
00:20:09you don't play
00:20:10I'm not allowed to play
00:20:11I'm a light
00:20:12you can never play
00:20:13and then you're gonna play
00:20:14and you're gonna play
00:20:15okay
00:20:16you're gonna play
00:20:17and you're gonna play
00:20:18that'll be a good artist
00:20:19you'll start playing
00:20:20if you did
00:20:21you just wanna play
00:20:22I'll be seeing you real soon
00:20:26I can feel it
00:20:28Asshole
00:20:30Look, don't believe a word he says
00:20:38Noah thrives on chaos
00:20:40Including the part about your fiance?
00:20:44Look, that's just an arranged thing
00:20:46Okay, my dad's idea
00:20:48I honestly don't even know her
00:20:50You don't owe me an explanation, Alex
00:20:52I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:20:57Is that really all this is to him?
00:21:01Right
00:21:01Yeah, you're absolutely right
00:21:05I'm heading back
00:21:07Why don't you just stay here?
00:21:11The guest room's open
00:21:12I don't usually stay the night
00:21:15Alright, then let me drive you
00:21:20Hello
00:21:24Congrats, kid
00:21:25You're officially homeless
00:21:27Don't bother coming back
00:21:29You're on your own now
00:21:31I guess I might take you up on that offer
00:21:37Best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:21:39Now, let me show you to your room
00:21:42Or mine if you prefer
00:21:43You know, I always dreamt of going pro in the NFL
00:21:56I'm not surprised
00:21:59You're football crazy
00:22:00Yeah
00:22:01I was a quarterback
00:22:04Even one state
00:22:05My dad, he
00:22:08Had other plans for me
00:22:10Said he wouldn't have a
00:22:13Watson waste his future
00:22:15Throwing a ball around
00:22:17So
00:22:20I became the perfect son
00:22:22Got straight A's
00:22:25Student body president
00:22:27Anything in hopes
00:22:29Said he let me play football again
00:22:30Now your turn
00:22:37Secret for secret
00:22:39You've already seen enough
00:22:41My father's a gambler
00:22:43My family's a mess
00:22:44There's nothing left to tell
00:22:47See, I don't buy it
00:22:49I think you have a bigger secret to tell
00:22:52But
00:22:52You're just too scared to say it out loud
00:22:54Tell me
00:23:02It'll be our little secret
00:23:04I want to be the only one you tell
00:23:19Let's not pretend that you're straight two now, sweetheart
00:23:21You're wasted
00:23:23Slip it off
00:23:24I'm taking a shower
00:23:26I didn't peg you for a cuddler
00:23:38Alex doesn't date guys
00:23:48You'll only get yourself hurt
00:23:50The real secret is
00:23:55I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to
00:23:59Alex
00:24:05Don't leave
00:24:06You really shouldn't
00:24:08Stay
00:24:11Please
00:24:13I know your little secret
00:24:29What secret
00:24:33What secret
00:24:33It's about me
00:24:36Isn't it
00:24:39Alex
00:24:49Tell me
00:24:53Everything
00:24:54It was just a dream
00:25:07It was just a dream
00:25:07Don't go
00:25:15Alex, let go
00:25:17Stay
00:25:18Alex
00:25:31Alex?
00:25:35Alex?
00:25:35Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:25:52I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:25:55And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:26:05So check it out, Chef Alex's world famous grilled cheese, Michelin star pending.
00:26:28Did it survive a crime scene?
00:26:30Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:26:35Okay, fine, tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:26:46There we go, my boyfriend material or what?
00:27:00Alex doesn't date, guys.
00:27:02You okay?
00:27:03Drop the act, Alex.
00:27:04There's no one even around to impress.
00:27:07What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:13Forget it.
00:27:14I'm heading to the library.
00:27:17Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:27:26Come on.
00:27:28Damn it!
00:27:29Oh, you're John's kid, right?
00:27:41Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:27:44He sold the house.
00:27:46The debt should be cleared.
00:27:47But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:27:51Shit!
00:27:52How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:27:54You're his kid.
00:27:56So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:28:00It's between you and him.
00:28:01Please, just leave me out of it.
00:28:02Nah, you're definitely involved in it now.
00:28:14Nah.
00:28:14You're definitely involved in it now.
00:28:16Back off, asshole.
00:28:36Who the fuck?
00:28:38Who the fuck?
00:28:42You touch him again, you're dead.
00:28:58Two grand, two days, where your old man's missing a kidney.
00:29:15Alex.
00:29:18You okay?
00:29:19No.
00:29:20Are you?
00:29:22Look at your face.
00:29:26You idiot, why would you do that?
00:29:29All right, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:29:34We need to go to the hospital.
00:29:40You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:29:44You're out for the rest of the season.
00:29:46If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:29:54I've ruined your entire future.
00:29:56Your entire dream.
00:29:58Football is my dream.
00:30:02You're what I really want.
00:30:04You are insane.
00:30:09Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:30:12And what exactly do you want?
00:30:16Move in with me.
00:30:18Be my personal nurse.
00:30:24Fine.
00:30:26I guess it's the least I can do.
00:30:31Now feed me.
00:30:32Absolutely not.
00:30:33Absolutely not.
00:30:39All right.
00:30:41Just one bite.
00:30:44And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:30:47You bite now?
00:31:06You started it.
00:31:08Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:31:10Won't I?
00:31:15Remember?
00:31:17No strenuous activity.
00:31:19Especially involving your arm.
00:31:21Well, what if Xavier's on top?
00:31:25Kids these days.
00:31:26You are impossible.
00:31:30It's a love story, babe.
00:31:32I'm just staying in character.
00:31:37Fine.
00:31:38If that's what it takes.
00:31:41Welcome home, babe.
00:31:42Look, I have one arm.
00:31:51The floors are all wet.
00:31:52This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:31:54Can I get a little help?
00:31:56Nice try.
00:31:58You'll manage.
00:32:06Xavier, help!
00:32:07I slipped!
00:32:11You are unbelievable.
00:32:12Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:32:25Stop it.
00:32:27Put your clothes on.
00:32:29Are you blushing?
00:32:30I am not.
00:32:32Oh, sure.
00:32:39Hold this.
00:32:40Now hold that.
00:32:41And if it drops, then...
00:32:44That must mean you want me.
00:32:46You're insane.
00:32:47Maybe.
00:32:48Maybe.
00:32:48You can start here.
00:33:01You can start here.
00:33:05Whoa.
00:33:07Careful.
00:33:08My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:33:10Shut up.
00:33:12Shut up.
00:33:35I'll...
00:33:35Bath time is couple time, right?
00:34:01Do you think this is funny?
00:34:03Just lighten up.
00:34:04I'm just joking.
00:34:05Am I just a punchline to you?
00:34:08A prop for your campaign?
00:34:10I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:34:12And this is how you treat me?
00:34:24Did I overreact?
00:34:31I'm sorry.
00:34:32Okay, but what if I actually fell in love with you?
00:34:39I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:34:46I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:34:55Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:35:02No one's watching us.
00:35:03You can drop the acne.
00:35:04At first I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:35:09And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:35:10Unless we make it real.
00:35:16And then when everything fell apart.
00:35:17I was losing the election.
00:35:18You stepped in.
00:35:19I was losing the election.
00:35:20I was losing the election.
00:35:21I was losing the election.
00:35:22You stepped in.
00:35:23You saved me.
00:35:24You saved me.
00:35:33And you didn't have no money for me.
00:35:38Everything fell apart and I was losing the election.
00:35:45You stepped in.
00:35:50You saved me when you didn't have to.
00:35:55Get off.
00:35:57What the fuck are you doing?
00:36:02When I saw him that close to you, it hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:36:15So would you consider making this real with me?
00:36:30Forget what I said earlier, I just...
00:36:37Are you sure?
00:36:51You're driving me crazy.
00:36:58Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:37:02I'm sorry.
00:37:09I'm sorry.
00:37:11I'm sorry.
00:37:13I'm sorry.
00:37:20I'm sorry.
00:37:22I'm sorry.
00:37:24I'm sorry.
00:37:25I'm sorry.
00:37:26I'm sorry.
00:37:27I'm sorry.
00:37:40Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:38:00Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:38:03You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:38:05Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:38:10You are way too addictive.
00:38:16I might need rehab.
00:38:19Sorry, no can do.
00:38:21You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up, and you're currently wearing exactly
00:38:28zero clothes.
00:38:34Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:38:37It's disappointing.
00:38:38Hmm, I prefer you elected, actually.
00:38:41Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech.
00:38:59Look at this.
00:39:01You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:39:04Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:39:07So, you're saying my chances are good again.
00:39:10Dude, you're literally back to number one.
00:39:12Look at this.
00:39:13I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:39:16But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:39:18Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:39:21Now he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:39:25Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:39:27Right, I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah, whatever works.
00:39:33Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to make date you?
00:39:39I didn't use anything.
00:39:45I literally just fell for him.
00:39:54I caught feelings for him.
00:39:56That's all it is.
00:39:57Wow, so you and him started fake, and then it got real.
00:40:05Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:40:07Okay, he's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:40:10Totally unreadable.
00:40:11It's just surface code.
00:40:13He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:40:17Listen, man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something here.
00:40:24And using me for what exactly?
00:40:27Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:40:31Okay, what if this is a long con, and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:40:34Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:40:37I trust him.
00:40:46Hey, babe, we were just talking about you.
00:40:55Oh, God.
00:40:56It's actually real.
00:41:08Are you job hunting?
00:41:10Say, if I said you didn't have to pay me back, I thought I made that clear.
00:41:14I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:41:18I'm just planning ahead, figuring things out for myself.
00:41:24Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:41:29Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:41:46I'm almost boring.
00:41:48I'm one of a kind.
00:41:51You're crushing me.
00:41:52Move.
00:41:53Make me.
00:41:56Hey.
00:41:57Stop.
00:42:00Stop.
00:42:01Hey, I just wrapped up a practice.
00:42:18Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:42:20Could ride home together.
00:42:21Swing by?
00:42:23You're half the city away.
00:42:24Okay, fine.
00:42:26You got me.
00:42:27Maybe I miss you.
00:42:29And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's going to hit the spot.
00:42:33I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:42:35Oh, customer.
00:42:39See you tonight?
00:42:43Welcome.
00:42:43What can I get you?
00:42:44Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:42:50What are you doing here?
00:42:51I just had some business.
00:42:52I couldn't help but drop in.
00:42:55Black coffee, no sugar coming up.
00:43:01Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news?
00:43:04Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:43:07Excuse me?
00:43:09Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:43:10Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:43:13Apparently, he needs her out of the picture.
00:43:21Enjoy.
00:43:29Call me anytime, sexy.
00:43:34Just to be needed right now.
00:43:50Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:43:52Is he bothering you again?
00:43:54Same old.
00:43:55Just stirring the pot.
00:43:56Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
00:43:59So it's true.
00:44:05I was going to tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out,
00:44:09you know?
00:44:10Oh, cool.
00:44:10So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:44:13No, I barely even know her.
00:44:15She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:44:17Then why hide it?
00:44:19What's the point?
00:44:19I was scared of losing you.
00:44:32Let's get out of here.
00:44:34So we're okay?
00:44:36No.
00:44:37But we still have roles to play.
00:44:42And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:44:46You park the car.
00:44:51I'll go in first.
00:44:52Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:54Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:45:06I have an appointment.
00:45:08A friend booked it for me.
00:45:10Appointments have to be confirmed by the con directly.
00:45:12And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:45:22So judgy.
00:45:23Ish.
00:45:25Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:45:27How can I help you?
00:45:29You're Alex's friend, right?
00:45:31Yeah.
00:45:36Serpent.
00:45:37But he doesn't ever...
00:45:38Do you want to lose your job?
00:45:40Of course, sir.
00:45:41Thanks.
00:45:44You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's, too.
00:45:54You wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:45:57I was Alex's fiance.
00:45:59Something like that.
00:46:02I'm Laura.
00:46:03I'll see you.
00:46:03I'll see you.
00:46:04I'll see you.
00:46:05I'll see you.
00:46:07Mr. Watson.
00:46:17Pleasure to see you.
00:46:18Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:46:20Well, actually, I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:46:22Do you really have to announce it to everyone you need?
00:46:26I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:46:30Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:46:33This way, please.
00:46:34Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together, a suit that actually fits.
00:46:44And this one, it fits you perfectly.
00:46:49Go on.
00:46:50Try it on.
00:46:50Why do I need a suit?
00:46:53I mean, you're the one running for student body president.
00:46:55You see, we both are.
00:47:07Savile row cut.
00:47:10Flawless.
00:47:10And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:47:29You don't have to do this, but I want to.
00:47:34Because you're worth it.
00:47:35When your love is shining.
00:47:40All right.
00:47:42Looking good.
00:47:44Does need a touch more tailoring, though.
00:47:52All right, let's get this jacket off.
00:47:54Wait, wait.
00:47:55What are you doing?
00:47:56Relax.
00:47:57Okay, I'm not going to bite.
00:47:59Unless you want me to.
00:48:02I'm just measuring.
00:48:10Wow.
00:48:2028-inch waist, huh?
00:48:22Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:48:27Hey.
00:48:28I'm still mad at you.
00:48:32Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:48:35Mr. Watson, your suit.
00:48:43It's ready.
00:48:44Yeah, just leave it outside.
00:48:53Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:49:00Smile.
00:49:00Hey, Mark.
00:49:26What's up?
00:49:27Emergency.
00:49:28Get to the school right now.
00:49:29Things just blew up.
00:49:38Finally, come here.
00:49:42Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:49:44No, worse.
00:49:46We have a new opponent, and she's rising fast.
00:49:49We have to do something.
00:49:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:49:52She?
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:54Laura Brown.
00:49:55You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:50:00Laura.
00:50:01Laura?
00:50:03You know Laura, too?
00:50:05At the tailor shop.
00:50:06She acted like she knew you.
00:50:08She does.
00:50:09She's my fiancée.
00:50:13Fiancée?
00:50:14When the hell were you going to tell us about that?
00:50:16Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:50:19I honestly barely know her.
00:50:20Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:50:25She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:50:27Your numbers are dropping.
00:50:28Fast.
00:50:30I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:50:33Exactly.
00:50:34She's here for a reason, and that's not to win some election.
00:50:40This just became personal.
00:50:41If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:50:49She'll win by a mile.
00:50:50Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:50:52There's no time.
00:50:54I can handle her.
00:50:58Sounds exciting.
00:50:59Why are you doing this?
00:51:03Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:51:06As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:51:10Nothing more.
00:51:12You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:51:14I'm way more interesting than him.
00:51:16If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:51:20But play dirty again, and I won't be so polite.
00:51:23Big words.
00:51:28We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:51:36Get out.
00:51:38You're not welcome here.
00:51:39Relax.
00:51:40I'm just here to chat.
00:51:41You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:51:43Lifelong dream.
00:51:44Well, this is signed by the vice president.
00:51:47Guaranteed entry.
00:51:50Are you bribing me?
00:51:51I figured you'd say that.
00:51:54But my father doesn't take no well.
00:51:56And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:52:01People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:52:04Keep my father out of this.
00:52:06Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:52:09Relax.
00:52:10I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:52:11I'm just showing you a better future.
00:52:15Love is overrated anyway.
00:52:17Maybe to you.
00:52:19And for Alex, too.
00:52:20Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:52:31Need a ride?
00:52:33Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:52:36He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:52:38Fine.
00:52:38Fine.
00:52:38Fine.
00:52:38Fine.
00:52:40Happy birthday, babe.
00:52:58You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:53:02Thank you, Alex.
00:53:03I'll hop in.
00:53:09There's something else I want to show you.
00:53:21This is nice.
00:53:25Yes, it is.
00:53:26And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:53:34I don't mind them.
00:53:36If they're from you.
00:53:38And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:53:42You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:53:47You bought me a laptop?
00:53:49Pretty romantic.
00:53:51And practical.
00:53:52Okay, look.
00:53:53The point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in.
00:54:01For real.
00:54:02I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:54:08I just need you.
00:54:09Well, you got me.
00:54:39Let's go back to yours.
00:54:42Let's go.
00:54:51What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:54:53I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:54:56Don't even think about it.
00:55:09You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:55:20I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:55:23Someone local.
00:55:25Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:55:28Did you find anything else?
00:55:31They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:55:34Laura.
00:55:34Laura.
00:55:39She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:55:44We should expose her.
00:55:45But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:55:48What else can we do?
00:55:49If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:55:52I mean, it is true.
00:55:53I'm engaged.
00:55:55Then what?
00:55:57I might have something.
00:55:58Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:56:02You know, wholesome stuff.
00:56:03Charity angle.
00:56:05Tends to work.
00:56:08Fine.
00:56:08Let's do it.
00:56:18You did that on purpose.
00:56:23You bet I did.
00:56:24You bet I did.
00:56:24Cut.
00:56:43That's perfect.
00:56:46Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:56:49I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:56:54Welcome.
00:56:55Hey, everyone.
00:56:56Happy to be here.
00:56:57Let's see.
00:56:58First question blowing up the chat.
00:57:00What made you guys pick this project?
00:57:02Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:57:04Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:57:06It's important for me to pass that on.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:09It's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:57:10Hey.
00:57:10Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:57:15Quick question from the comments.
00:57:18Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:57:21Is it just doing what you got to do or is there more to it?
00:57:30Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:57:37Uh, that's a good question.
00:57:41You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:57:48What's worse?
00:57:49Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:57:53Touché.
00:57:54Okay.
00:57:55All right, guys.
00:57:56Back on track.
00:57:57Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:58:01Ta-ta.
00:58:02Uh, The Hobbit.
00:58:04I always wanted my own little cozy hobbit hole.
00:58:08What the hell is wrong with you?
00:58:12Are you trying to ruin my...
00:58:14Are you out of your mind?
00:58:26I'm your fiance.
00:58:28It's just one little kiss.
00:58:29What's the big deal?
00:58:30Oh, come on, Laura.
00:58:32You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:58:34Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:58:37That's pathetic, even for you.
00:58:39Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:58:41And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:58:45Oh, you found out?
00:58:46Good.
00:58:48Maybe I'll keep a better eye on him then next time.
00:58:50Things might get uglier.
00:58:51What do you want from me?
00:58:56Everything I'm entitled to.
00:58:57Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:59:07Why?
00:59:07What's wrong?
00:59:11Fuck my life, man.
00:59:18Hey!
00:59:19What are you looking at?
00:59:21Get out of here!
00:59:21You gotta go, man.
00:59:24No, I don't.
00:59:25No, you have to leave.
00:59:26Call my son.
00:59:27Call my son, man.
00:59:28Man, he threatened to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:59:32Threaten all the customers away.
00:59:33I'm so sorry.
00:59:34I can handle it if you just...
00:59:36Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:59:38Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:59:43What do you want?
00:59:44Call your rich boyfriend.
00:59:47What's his name?
00:59:48Alex?
00:59:49Tell him to pay up.
00:59:52Daddy needs a bailout.
00:59:54You sold the house mom left us.
00:59:56You abandoned me.
00:59:58And now you want a bailout?
01:00:00You filthy little bastard.
01:00:03Sleeping around with men.
01:00:06Humiliating our family name.
01:00:09I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
01:00:12Next time I see you, I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
01:00:22Ungrateful brat.
01:00:25Think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
01:00:29Oh, no!
01:00:30I finally found you, old man.
01:00:33I finally found you, old man.
01:00:43Please, don't hurt me.
01:00:44Just don't hurt me.
01:00:45I'll get the money.
01:00:47Don't hurt me.
01:00:48Oh, it's a little too late for that.
01:00:52Where'd you go after the live stream?
01:00:54I tried calling you like a million times.
01:00:57Just to the library.
01:00:57The library?
01:00:59After what happened?
01:01:00Just collecting some feedback around school.
01:01:03Got some ideas to boost your polls.
01:01:05Can we not talk about the election right now?
01:01:08I'm just tired, okay?
01:01:14So that's it?
01:01:15You're just giving up?
01:01:17Letting your fiancé take over?
01:01:19What, are you jealous or something?
01:01:20Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
01:01:23Can we please just not talk about this right now?
01:01:25Well, maybe we should take a break.
01:01:30Xavier, wait, I...
01:01:33Oh, I'm such an idiot.
01:01:43The kid, I actually meant something to him.
01:01:52Oh, Jesus.
01:01:52Mark, where's Alex?
01:01:56I've been calling.
01:01:57He's at the frat house, last minute voe grabbing.
01:01:59And he's not answering his messages.
01:02:00Not even mine?
01:02:02Look, it's the day before the election.
01:02:04He's totally locked in, okay?
01:02:06Hey, you alright?
01:02:09Need any help?
01:02:10It's alright.
01:02:11I'll handle it.
01:02:13Of course.
01:02:15He's got people, goals, a life.
01:02:17I've only ever had him.
01:02:19I'm sorry.
01:02:22What am I going to do now?
01:02:27Want to make a deal?
01:02:37Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:02:40Please don't hurt him.
01:02:41I promise I'll figure something out.
01:02:43He can't afford it.
01:02:45Besides, if the Hanglino family took him,
01:02:4724 hours did they start sending body parts.
01:02:49What am I supposed to do?
01:02:57Sign this.
01:02:59And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:03:01But on one condition.
01:03:03You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:03:06For good.
01:03:09Where was he when you needed him most?
01:03:12You better keep your word.
01:03:14Browns don't lie.
01:03:15What the hell did you do?
01:03:22Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:03:24Me?
01:03:25I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:03:28He should be thanking me.
01:03:30Wait, debt?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32What debt?
01:03:33Xavier never told me about that.
01:03:35Maybe because he dumped you?
01:03:37He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:03:40No.
01:03:41No way.
01:03:42No, he wouldn't do that.
01:03:43I need to go talk to him.
01:03:59Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:04:01Because it's true.
01:04:04Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:04:07Laura sorted that for me.
01:04:09And she bailed my dad out.
01:04:10So, our deal?
01:04:12It's done.
01:04:13So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:04:16Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:04:18And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:04:21Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:04:24Xavier, stop!
01:04:25Hey, the contract never mattered.
01:04:28I love you.
01:04:30Hey, don't push me away.
01:04:32Love?
01:04:33I'm just a sob sore to you.
01:04:36Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:04:40I'm done.
01:04:41You know that's not true.
01:04:44You know me.
01:04:45Do I?
01:04:47You wake up in your silk sheets, drinking your fancy coffee.
01:04:53I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:04:56We're worlds apart.
01:04:58Xavier, please don't do this.
01:05:00Stay away from me.
01:05:02You make me sick.
01:05:08Just get out of my life.
01:05:10We're done.
01:05:12I just...
01:05:13I said we're done.
01:05:14We're done.
01:05:14I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:05:33That's the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:05:36Sign this.
01:05:38And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:05:41But in return,
01:05:41you have to cut off Alex
01:05:43for good.
01:05:46Can't do that.
01:05:48Imagine I post
01:05:49a viral TikTok
01:05:50as the heartbroken fiancé
01:05:52betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:05:55Alex won't just lose the election.
01:05:58He'll lose everything.
01:05:59You're twisting the truth.
01:06:02It's whatever people will believe.
01:06:04He's already losing support
01:06:05and his family backing is next.
01:06:07Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:06:09You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:06:14And we both know it.
01:06:16My family can lift him up.
01:06:18There's only drag him down.
01:06:21Alex,
01:06:21you're the best thing
01:06:23that's ever happened to me.
01:06:24I won't be the reason
01:06:25your life falls apart.
01:06:26So,
01:06:28you gonna sign?
01:06:32You better keep your promise.
01:06:34Browns don't lie.
01:06:35Did you forget our agreement?
01:06:56If you want me out of the election,
01:06:58fine.
01:06:59But in return,
01:07:00you cut off Xavier
01:07:01and introduced me as your fiancé.
01:07:03Okay.
01:07:03If not,
01:07:07I will email every voter
01:07:10proof
01:07:11that your relationship was fake
01:07:13the entire time.
01:07:15You'll lose everything.
01:07:18Get out.
01:07:21Love our legacy, Alex.
01:07:23Xavier.
01:07:35Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:08:03i'm alex watson and today i stand here as
01:08:09oh my god oh my god oh my god xavier miller and i were in a fake relationship
01:08:24are you serious we signed a contract what a fake who might to all of us
01:08:33it started as fake but then it got real
01:08:40i've never met anyone like xavier before you okay
01:08:46yeah i'm fine
01:08:53not even a thank you at least tell me your name
01:08:59it's not important
01:09:02and i thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me
01:09:11didn't have time for me
01:09:16that with a stupid on-stage accident and i kiss
01:09:20xavier i know you're watching so listen
01:09:42fuck the election fuck family expectations and fuck football none of it matters xavier because all i ever wanted
01:09:51the votes are in the new student body president is alex watson
01:10:04come on up and give you a speech
01:10:07uh
01:10:13where where is it
01:10:16you idiot
01:10:20you're my piece of heaven on the floor you make it all worth it
01:10:30what are you doing here you just won
01:10:33ah screw the election
01:10:35it's you that i want
01:10:37but you said winning is everything
01:10:39not if it means losing you
01:10:42you're such a reckless idiot
01:10:53but that was kind of sweet
01:10:55just need you
01:11:03just need you
01:11:03winning you
01:11:10beats any election
01:11:12all right
01:11:15now that line is a solid tent
01:11:17what's with all the construction
01:11:25they're building something
01:11:26close
01:11:27private make-out spot
01:11:30presidential access only
01:11:33you're president now
01:11:36try acting like him
01:11:37hey i'm just keeping my campaign promises
01:11:44you remembered
01:11:45of course
01:11:50all right let's begin
01:11:52the football kit budget was inflated 230 percent
01:11:56money that could have paid for students transport who were working late
01:11:59that's the first time someone called me out for real
01:12:01and it stuck
01:12:03already testing out the new spot
01:12:05bold
01:12:07what now
01:12:14relax
01:12:15just here to say goodbye
01:12:16goodbye
01:12:16turns out our dads finally saw a reason
01:12:19engagement's officially cancelled
01:12:21you're free alex
01:12:23just like that
01:12:24not even worth fighting for
01:12:26can you let her finish
01:12:28truth is i didn't want to marry you either
01:12:30then why come between us
01:12:32i just needed to prove myself
01:12:34to my parents
01:12:36to everyone
01:12:38the way you stood by each other
01:12:41honestly i envied that
01:12:43and the princeton thing is still on savior
01:12:47you earned it
01:12:49thanks laura
01:12:51uh... i'm off to paris
01:12:54new family business venture
01:12:56maybe i'll see y'all again sometime
01:12:58maybe so
01:12:59maybe so
01:13:00you think she'll be okay
01:13:05You think she'll be okay?
01:13:10She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:13:13She'll be fine.
01:13:17Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:13:20Only around you.
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