00:01You're distracting me.
00:02Good. That's the point.
00:04Oh, you can do it individually too.
00:08If Steve Harvey wasn't married,
00:10what female celebrity would you match him up with?
00:13Beatty.
00:14What?
00:19Tell me something that makes your husband cry.
00:21When your mother-in-law's coming over.
00:24Maybe my mom's coming over.
00:26What's he gonna do?
00:28Name something you'd like to do if you were a dog.
00:31Lick myself.
00:32My man.
00:33My man.
00:34Cure all my problems.
00:36Name the worst place to be at midnight on New Year's Eve.
00:40Jail.
00:41Damn.
00:43Oh, yes you will.
00:46Name something embarrassing that could happen to a person while at crowd surf.
00:49Penetration.
00:52Crowd surfing and you penetrate somebody.
00:55This is groping.
00:57What would you do if at the beach you found the top half of a bikini?
01:02Smell it.
01:04I wouldn't be too happy, Steve.
01:06If you knew Steve Harvey was at your door, you'd answer it wearing what?
01:11Nothing.
01:12Nothing.
01:13All right now.
01:14Get yourself in a situation.
01:15Name something that has to be licked.
01:16A woman.
01:17Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.
01:31Rob.
01:32Naked grandma.
01:33Naked grandma.
01:34Naked...
01:35Huh?
01:36I don't want to see that either.
01:40Grandma!
01:42Name a reason a man thinks his wife looks as young as she did the day he married her.
01:48Alcohol.
01:49That's the best answer I've ever heard of.
01:54There's something that's better when it's thick instead of thin.
01:57A person.
01:58Yeah.
02:03Baby, I know what you're talking about, boy.
02:05Oh, I'm talking about yelling.
02:08What's the first thing you do when you realize your wife is mad at you?
02:13Light.
02:14I don't know.
02:15I'm not married.
02:17Well, let me tell you something.
02:18You don't know how real that answer is.
02:21Tell me something that a lot of people like to keep private.
02:23Their porn collection.
02:25Name something...
02:27I'm a mess.
02:28I'm a mess.
02:31My mom's here, man.
02:32Name something you've never had, but you know you want it.
02:35Two women.
02:38What?
02:39He said at the beginning, he said,
02:40Menage a trois!
02:45Name something a divorced man hopes his ex-wife will do.
02:49Die.
02:54We're not divorced!
02:55Die!
02:56Name something a woman doesn't like to see her man playing with.
03:00Himself.
03:06Herman, the one-eyed German, was...
03:10Name something in your home that isn't working.
03:14My wife.
03:20Give me a word, starting with W, that describes your man in the bedroom.
03:26Weak.
03:27Bro, whoever you are.
03:30Bro, whoever you are.
03:33Name something you think Steve Harvey spends a lot of money on.
03:36Wife, Steve.
03:37Yes!
03:39Yes!
03:40That should be the number one answer.
03:43Oh no, not women.
03:45Marjorie.
03:46Floreoda.
03:53I love you too.
03:54cut off!
03:56Ma-
03:57land.
03:58I love you too.
03:59Marjorie!
04:01This is the question.
04:03Mommy!
04:05It comes with a genuinely happy girl.
04:08This did Captain Captain Captain Captain Captainissick.
