Stand | movie | 2016 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00I'm at a point in my career where I am at a very annoying level of famous, right?

00:16Where I am, not.

00:18People are very nice and they'll often come over and go,

00:21Hey, I'm so, so sorry, we've met.

00:25And I go, nah, I don't know, we have met.

00:28And they go, yeah, do you work in a chemist?

00:32If my face had a caption underneath me, it would say shit like, friendship is magic.

00:38For my people, the idea that babies and sex are in any way connected is absurd.

00:44She's like going like, I figured this girl, now we've got a Shetland party.

00:52My parents think I do spoken word.

00:55You know what blow drying is, right?

00:57That's how you get a tiny robot just shouted in your head.

01:00Until it's the right shape for professional life.

01:03I was dating a girl and after two weeks I decided to get her name titled.

01:07And then we stopped dating.

01:09So now I have a list of ex's names.

01:13It was a very polite show at the Malt House.

01:15There has been no heckling yet.

01:17It's a shame.

01:17It's my lucky day.

01:19It's my lucky day.

01:20That there are no hecklers.

01:22You haven't seen what I do to them.

01:27Thanks to my father, I thought Mr. Wright was going to be a funny, charming, womanising alcoholic.

01:37So that was a real recipe to success.

01:42I'm a sophisticated artist and you're still art for all these years.

01:46What are you?

01:46You're just a mere comedian.

01:48Sometimes you don't know you've been mentally unstable until afterwards.

01:56That's half the fun, isn't it?

01:58Just nude running around supermarkets.

02:01Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

02:04I'm Donald Trump!

02:06Aren't you pussies?

02:07I'm Donald Trump!