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Baby Please! Don't Come Home for Christmas #FULL EP
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:13And that's it.
00:00:20You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:00:58Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I have three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:26What?
00:01:27Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:35Hey, that's mine.
00:01:49My ex-husband.
00:01:51Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:55I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:01Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:22No time to play, Big Nose.
00:02:24I want my money!
00:02:26What?
00:02:27What money?
00:02:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:30That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're going to give it back.
00:02:43Oh, my God.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to...
00:02:50Oh, my God.
00:02:52My nose.
00:02:52You broke my nose.
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:20God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:27You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:30You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:30You know, you're really angry.
00:03:30You know, you're really high.
00:03:30You aren't even worried.
00:03:31Oh, my God, the minus.
00:03:52I am.
00:03:55So finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake
00:04:25Oh my god, this isn't real
00:04:55Oh no, Holly, I'm gonna be late
00:05:05Winter Taylor?
00:05:13Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:19And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit
00:05:23This is for not recognizing me
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years
00:05:39Loser
00:05:40That's rude
00:05:51And who was that girl?
00:05:53Smells like pine
00:05:57How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night
00:06:09Yes, sir
00:06:11She graffitis me
00:06:13Steals my property
00:06:14She'll pay for this
00:06:16Think we should get going, sir
00:06:23Mass is starting
00:06:25Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls
00:06:27I haven't been back home in five years
00:06:30I haven't been back home in five years
00:06:30Also, your mother called
00:06:33She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:36No
00:06:36No
00:06:37Make up an excuse
00:06:40As you wish
00:06:42Tell me again
00:06:54How did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:58I don't know
00:06:59What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar
00:07:04But he was
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me
00:07:09Spank me
00:07:11Harder
00:07:13Do it
00:07:15I think I was a little rough with him
00:07:18Piper
00:07:19Piper
00:07:20Piper
00:07:21We got an emergency
00:07:22Piper, we got an emergency
00:07:28Look, I need your help
00:07:30Yes, Mayor
00:07:31What is it?
00:07:33What is it?
00:07:34Money
00:07:34Piper
00:07:35Big money
00:07:36Look
00:07:36The money men
00:07:37The high rollers are coming
00:07:39Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain
00:07:47Holy shit, he's here
00:07:52Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:09Oh my god
00:08:19It's him
00:08:20Piper
00:08:31It's him
00:08:32I mean
00:08:37Mr. Mandarin
00:08:39We are so honored
00:08:42To have you back in Hudson Falls
00:08:44For the Christmas season
00:08:45I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain
00:08:52Are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here
00:08:54Capitalist fucking pig
00:08:58You can't sell the mountain
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls
00:09:02What's your name?
00:09:05He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper
00:09:09Piper White
00:09:10Wes Mandrick
00:09:12I know who you are, asshole
00:09:15That's an awful lot of name-calling
00:09:20Well, how about someone shows me to my office
00:09:25What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here
00:09:29If it's okay with the mayor, of course
00:09:31Of course
00:09:32With Mr. Mandrick
00:09:32Yes
00:09:33Right this way
00:09:34What is wrong with you two?
00:09:44He can't sell mayor
00:09:45He'll ruin our town
00:09:46This is not happening
00:09:48Wait
00:09:48That's enough
00:09:49Either one of you can blow this deal
00:09:51You're going to regret it
00:09:52You hear me?
00:09:53Well
00:10:07Is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrick?
00:10:11Yes
00:10:11Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah
00:10:19Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar
00:10:22Oh, Piper
00:10:23Piper White, the town physician
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:27I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day
00:10:29I need someone who knows the town
00:10:32Oh
00:10:33Well, sir
00:10:34Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course
00:10:37You know, Piper
00:10:38Well
00:10:39Just Piper
00:10:40No
00:10:41I want her
00:10:43Very well, sir
00:10:45I'll let her know
00:10:47She doesn't seem to align with your goals
00:10:55I just
00:10:55I just
00:10:55Need someone who knows Hudson Falls
00:10:58A lot has changed
00:11:01No way
00:11:02I'm a medical professional
00:11:04Plus
00:11:04I'm too busy with Winterfest
00:11:06I can't do it
00:11:07You know, Piper
00:11:07I loved your parents
00:11:09And
00:11:09I promised them that I would look after you
00:11:11But you listen close
00:11:12If you don't do this
00:11:14You can find another town to play doctor in
00:11:16You can't be serious
00:11:18I'm dead serious
00:11:20I will fire your ass
00:11:21Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry
00:11:28I'm getting the word out
00:11:30We need to save our town
00:11:34In five years
00:11:43He never once came to see me
00:11:45Now he's here
00:11:46One day
00:11:46And he's already destroying my life
00:11:48Heine
00:12:00She smells just like the girl from last night
00:12:02Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:15Heine
00:12:16She smells just like the girl from last night
00:12:18You know, if you're going to be up that high
00:12:20You might want to get a spotter
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now
00:12:24Right
00:12:25Sir, Winter Taylor just called
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow
00:12:50She expects you to be here when she arrives
00:12:52Yeah
00:12:56Great
00:12:57Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:20I feel like I have no doubt about that girl
00:13:25No
00:13:25I know where I have to be here
00:13:26But I know where I have to try
00:13:30But she wants to figure out how to tell her
00:13:32It will be as if she wants my yard
00:13:32It's in the way
00:13:33That why?
00:13:34Ah, ah.
00:13:43Ah.
00:13:51Ah.
00:13:53Yes.
00:13:54Yes.
00:13:55Yes.
00:13:58Hit!
00:14:28damn it dakota i told you not at work well sir you hired me to sharpen your survival skills
00:14:44it's exactly what i'm doing a fucking sword you're getting better
00:14:51whiskey billy stat no i don't have feelings for him oh fuck yes i do but god this isn't happening
00:15:07you can't just blow back into town like nothing happened
00:15:09uh what is this this is the inn this is the only inn yeah aren't you from here now remind me
00:15:32uh yeah this isn't gonna work well you can always stay at your mother sooner
00:15:39he hasn't gone to his mother's house in years i'm the only one who visits her
00:15:45well i guess it's only for a week right
00:15:48and uh what room will i be staying in oh you see the inn only had one room left so have fun boys
00:16:02miss
00:16:30jesus christ mr mandraker would like to see you in his office
00:16:37you rang
00:16:51is that a goddamn ski resort
00:17:01oh my god next time no sugar am i 12 years old
00:17:09that was mine you know you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled
00:17:15so he's just a complete asshole now are you really going to sell the mountain
00:17:21it's your family's land
00:17:23how do you know that us dumb town folk talk sometimes you know
00:17:29oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god it's hot it's okay yeah
00:17:41yeah yeah
00:17:52all right yeah that's that's thank you that's enough
00:17:58that's enough no i'm i'm a doctor i don't want you to get burnt
00:18:01it's really hot already so it's good thank you
00:18:07really
00:18:11um
00:18:13uh
00:18:14last question
00:18:17i need you to do something for me i need three presents i need a romantic one i need something
00:18:24very very expensive and i need you know a gift that a son could give to his mother
00:18:30who's the romantic one for okay uh who are the other gifts for
00:18:36uh
00:18:37what does it matter just i need them
00:18:41aye aye captain
00:18:43wait um
00:18:45just
00:18:46yeah
00:18:47i'm gonna ask you a question
00:18:50do you know if we've ever met before
00:18:54do you know if we've ever met before
00:19:03if he doesn't remember me what's the point of telling him the truth
00:19:08no
00:19:11mr andrick we haven't met
00:19:14oh here just um
00:19:20why don't you take this and um
00:19:23just leave them on my desk
00:19:25sir uh
00:19:36the dealer's here
00:19:38great
00:19:40that's good
00:19:41just um
00:19:42you know what
00:19:44you just tell him i need five
00:19:46situation going here
00:19:47sure thing
00:19:49what the hell are these
00:20:18is this a joke
00:20:22i'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you but
00:20:26i am a medical doctor after all
00:20:28what are they
00:20:31the blue one is expensive the green one is for your mother and the red one is romantic
00:20:35hmm
00:20:36all right
00:20:38set these aside for my mother and winter
00:20:43wait
00:20:47then who's the romantic gift for
00:20:50this one
00:20:53is it romantic enough
00:20:55it's for someone very special
00:20:57yes it's special i picked it out myself
00:21:00good
00:21:01listen
00:21:02do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night
00:21:05a date
00:21:08listen
00:21:12do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night
00:21:14a date
00:21:16uh not as a date
00:21:21just i need someone who really knows
00:21:23hudson falls
00:21:24and i haven't been back here in a long time
00:21:26don't i know it
00:21:27uh sorry i can't
00:21:30tomorrow night
00:21:31oh
00:21:32uh actually
00:21:33i was being nice
00:21:35you don't have a choice
00:21:37take me up to eight
00:21:40and smile
00:21:42no
00:21:51why are you looking at me like that
00:21:53no
00:21:53you gave me a look
00:21:54no you gave me that look first
00:21:56yes you did
00:21:57no i didn't
00:21:57asshole
00:21:58no
00:21:58what
00:21:59nothing
00:22:02uh mayor
00:22:17where did this present come from
00:22:20oh a mailwoman said she had a package for you
00:22:25i thought i'd save her the trip up the mountain
00:22:27just put it on your desk
00:22:28my married name
00:22:42this is the goddamn place you chose
00:23:03it's the nicest restaurant we have
00:23:06yeah i feel like i can pick that something in here
00:23:08it's a cool necklace
00:23:14i like that
00:23:15you bought it for me
00:23:17dumbass
00:23:18mr calhoun
00:23:27thank you so much for making the trip sir
00:23:30hell
00:23:32what is this place
00:23:34truckers
00:23:36seedy bunch
00:23:37i bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom
00:23:40you'll find a big
00:23:42dirty ass
00:23:43worn out
00:23:44glory hole
00:23:45jesus
00:23:46well
00:23:47he ain't wrong
00:23:49yeah
00:23:50yeah
00:23:52this place
00:23:54has more potential
00:23:55than i have ever seen
00:23:56i completely agree
00:23:57i
00:23:58want to start
00:23:59development
00:24:00right away
00:24:01that's exactly what i was thinking
00:24:03what the hell is wrong with you
00:24:05hyper
00:24:07what the hell is wrong with you
00:24:12hyper
00:24:13excuse me little lady
00:24:15no
00:24:16my name is piper
00:24:17and you're not gonna turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort
00:24:22hellhole
00:24:23listen here little lady
00:24:24i'm not here to destroy your town
00:24:27i'm here to give it life
00:24:30let me assure you
00:24:31the people of hudson falls
00:24:33are my first priority
00:24:35a starbucks
00:24:44over here
00:24:44a sushi bar
00:24:46a multi-theatre cineplex
00:24:48over there
00:24:49a hooters
00:24:51and another across the street
00:24:53two hooters
00:24:56you can't beat that
00:24:58you can't beat that
00:25:00if you tried
00:25:01hooters
00:25:02i've got your number now
00:25:12better watch out
00:25:14heffy
00:25:15heffy
00:25:15you know i don't know who you think you are but get the fuck out of our town
00:25:22whoa
00:25:25man alive
00:25:27she's hotter than a two dollar pistol
00:25:29i'd like to discuss the details of the deal
00:25:32i want to make sure that hudson falls remains hudson falls
00:25:36even after i sell
00:25:37don't worry about that son
00:25:39you'll iron out all the details
00:25:41well
00:25:42all right
00:25:45um
00:25:46gotta get out of whatever
00:25:47the hell place this is
00:25:49um
00:25:49gotta get some rest
00:25:51i suggest you do the same
00:25:52got a big week next week
00:25:55i should be focused on the sale
00:26:07all i can think about is her
00:26:09smells like pine
00:26:12whoa mama that's strong
00:26:23we have to stop the sale piper
00:26:26yeah i know and
00:26:28i'm working on it
00:26:29you still love him don't you
00:26:31holly
00:26:32no look i
00:26:33he's not the same guy
00:26:37that he used to be
00:26:37i mean look what he turned into
00:26:38wes just texted me
00:26:47i'm selling the mountain
00:26:49whether you like it or not
00:26:50what an asshole
00:26:53what are we gonna do
00:26:55we can't let him sell
00:26:58we need
00:27:00a plan
00:27:02maybe if i can get him to trust me
00:27:07i can convince him not to sell them out
00:27:08here's the back
00:27:13where is she
00:27:26you're late
00:27:33i stopped to get your coffee sir
00:27:36how'd you sleep
00:27:40fine
00:27:45so what are we all doing out here in the cult
00:27:48oh god
00:27:56it's her
00:27:57pop sensation winter taylor
00:27:59oh god
00:28:06it's her
00:28:07pop sensation winter taylor
00:28:09what a mess you made
00:28:17he gave me a fry
00:28:19next time
00:28:19next time
00:28:23use the front door
00:28:25Santa, next time, here's a friend tour
00:28:39Santa, next time, here's a friend tour
00:28:53Santa came down with you in your last night
00:28:56I love you!
00:28:59Oh my God!
00:29:03Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but girl answered.
00:29:08Oh yeah, no, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Kiss it.
00:29:23Who's the country girl?
00:29:30Winter, this is Piper White.
00:29:33She's been helping me.
00:29:35Howdy.
00:29:37I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:41Head on that, okay?
00:29:44Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:48It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:51Sure, of course.
00:29:52Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:54And by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:15Christmas Day.
00:30:16We don't have choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:21Yes?
00:30:25So I've been thinking, you need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:30Yes.
00:30:31And?
00:30:32What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:36Yes.
00:30:37A town meeting.
00:30:38That way everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:48We'll do coffee.
00:30:49That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:53And you'll mediate.
00:30:56Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:01Good.
00:31:04Good.
00:31:05Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:23People, people, please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:27Think of the money.
00:31:29Are you gonna do something at home?
00:31:32Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:41I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:31:45Okay, okay. Settle down, everyone.
00:31:50We're not going to let you ruin our town, big man.
00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:02I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:07Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls Wes Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:20No! Get out of here!
00:32:24Nobody wants you!
00:32:25Get out!
00:32:30Hello, everyone.
00:32:33I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here and-
00:32:39Talks again!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not going to let anything happen to Hudson-
00:32:49What?
00:32:59Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:05What the hell of Mandrake told the ski resort was a done deal.
00:33:09Set me up in there.
00:33:27I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:32Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:34Okay.
00:33:34Okay.
00:33:39Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:58Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:03Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know it's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:13And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:31He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:45Hi.
00:34:47You're, um...
00:34:49You're...
00:34:49Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah, yeah.
00:34:51Penelope, uh...
00:34:52Sir?
00:34:57Um...
00:34:58Listen...
00:35:00I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's going to sound really crazy, but just...
00:35:05You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:18I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:21You just have to answer right now.
00:35:35Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:39I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:49Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:54This is going to be interesting.
00:36:01Oh, uh...
00:36:02I think I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:10All right.
00:36:12Hi, Mom.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:22Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:33The only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:40Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:41Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59That's always worth it.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:03All right.
00:37:13She here yet?
00:37:15Sure.
00:37:16She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:20Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:24This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:32I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:42Uh, you know what?
00:37:49I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so I'm going to go.
00:37:53I'm going to go get those back.
00:37:54Okay.
00:38:01Done?
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:04There's, uh, there's an emergency with the pie out in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you, okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:12All right?
00:38:13Last bite, too.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:17I'm sorry.
00:38:17Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he, is he here?
00:38:30He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:34I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:56Yeah.
00:39:04Cheers.
00:39:05Cheers.
00:39:06Cheers.
00:39:07Cheers.
00:39:08Cheers.
00:39:09Cheers.
00:39:10Cheers.
00:39:11Cheers.
00:39:12Cheers.
00:39:13Cheers.
00:39:14Cheers.
00:39:15Cheers.
00:39:16Cheers.
00:39:17Cheers.
00:39:18Cheers.
00:39:19Cheers.
00:39:20Cheers.
00:39:21Cheers.
00:39:22Cheers.
00:39:23Cheers.
00:39:24Cheers.
00:39:25Cheers.
00:39:26Cheers.
00:39:27Cheers.
00:39:28Cheers.
00:39:29Cheers.
00:39:30Cheers.
00:39:31Cheers.
00:39:32Cheers.
00:39:33Cheers.
00:39:34What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:43Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:47Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:52You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:04What the hell am I doing?
00:40:16What if this is a mistake?
00:40:30They're impressive, sir.
00:40:32What the fuck?
00:40:34All right, come on, guys.
00:40:39Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:44Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:49Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:55Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02Winter, that's not...
00:41:03Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:05They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:09Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:13Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:15Why teach?
00:41:16Why teach?
00:41:18I can show.
00:41:25Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:28La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:29La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:31This is the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:36La-la-la-la.
00:41:37This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:43Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex sells.
00:41:49Oh, thank you.
00:42:00Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:04Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:07Kill me.
00:42:10I know, right?
00:42:11Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:14Tomorrow?
00:42:17I can't.
00:42:18I'm busy.
00:42:20Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:42:25Piper?
00:42:32I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:37Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:39Uh, Piper?
00:42:40What did we talk about?
00:42:44So, it's 10 o'clock.
00:42:46Good?
00:42:48Fuck.
00:42:48Dude.
00:42:50Dude.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:43:00Oh.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:02Oh, thank you.
00:43:05Thanks.
00:43:08Ugh.
00:43:09God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:11Hey, you.
00:43:16Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:26Smile, baby.
00:43:29Baby?
00:43:29He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:32Come on.
00:43:32Come on.
00:43:32Thanks.
00:43:42Can you come here?
00:43:48Uh...
00:43:49Sorry.
00:43:50Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:53Uh...
00:43:54Yep.
00:44:00Hey, better call Becky with the good hair, bitch.
00:44:06What?
00:44:07Stay away from Wes.
00:44:09He's my boyfriend.
00:44:11And we're getting married soon.
00:44:14Oh, is that right, twat?
00:44:18Oh, yeah?
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:19And next time you try to ruin one of our dates,
00:44:22I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:25You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:27You got it?
00:44:29Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:37Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:49What is wrong with you?
00:44:53Get off of me!
00:44:58What are you doing?
00:44:59Get off of me!
00:45:00Oh, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:45:07Baby, she attacked me!
00:45:09She attacked me!
00:45:11All right, we need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:12Come on.
00:45:15What the hell?
00:45:18Wes?
00:45:19I expect to upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:29Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:33It's not like that.
00:45:35Then what's it like?
00:45:37It's complicated.
00:45:39It always is.
00:45:41Piper.
00:45:48Piper!
00:45:48Piper!
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:05Uh, Penelope?
00:46:07It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:08Don't hang up.
00:46:18Just let me say...
00:46:20I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole.
00:46:36What did I just say?
00:46:37I said that I'm not talking...
00:46:37What?
00:46:41Oh, um, nothing.
00:46:45What's up?
00:46:48Meet me for a drink.
00:46:52No!
00:46:53Listen, just come meet me for a drink, and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:59One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:47:02One drink?
00:47:03Whiskey, billy?
00:47:10No.
00:47:14I said one drink.
00:47:19Bye.
00:47:20Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:47:21Christmas, drink with me.
00:47:31No, I can drink with you, rich boy.
00:47:34I can do anything for you.
00:47:36Oh, okay.
00:47:37No, piss off.
00:47:37He's drinking with me.
00:47:40What?
00:47:41Yeah, no.
00:47:42Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:52I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:54What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:48:05Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around.
00:48:09What if I told you I could get it?
00:48:16Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:21Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29You two.
00:48:30You and Mrs. Mandarik.
00:48:33Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:39What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:51Whoa!
00:48:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh.
00:48:54My God.
00:48:55Okay, thanks.
00:48:56Spill alert!
00:48:57I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:59It was so good to see you.
00:49:00Good to see you two.
00:49:01Take care, okay?
00:49:02Bye.
00:49:03Yeah, thanks.
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:09What are you doing?
00:49:28What am I doing?
00:49:30Come on, get in.
00:49:32Absolutely not.
00:49:34Come on.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:59Okay, fuck it.
00:50:06Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:27Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:29Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:48Marie!
00:50:50Go back to the circus!
00:50:54You think that's cool?
00:50:55Look at her.
00:50:56She looks like a mutant.
00:50:57She looks like a mutant.
00:51:01There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:06Because you do?
00:51:07Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:20Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:33I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:37Where the hell am I?
00:51:51Where the hell am I?
00:52:00Okay, come on, guys.
00:52:02I want the lights hung.
00:52:03Hung above that, right there.
00:52:06What are you doing?
00:52:08I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:10Just go, take it, please.
00:52:17Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:22I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:24By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:27I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:30In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:33Mmm.
00:52:34You'll see.
00:52:35I bet.
00:52:36Listen, did we, uh, last night?
00:52:40Piper!
00:52:41Piper!
00:52:42Piper!
00:52:43You've got to get up that mountain right now.
00:52:46What's wrong?
00:52:47It's Holly.
00:52:48They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:51Come on, guys.
00:52:53Piper!
00:52:54Piper!
00:52:55Get out of here!
00:52:56Come on!
00:52:57Piper!
00:52:58Oh, about time.
00:52:59What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:00Get this goddamn hippie out of here.
00:53:02Piper!
00:53:03Piper!
00:53:04Piper!
00:53:05Piper!
00:53:06Piper!
00:53:07Piper!
00:53:08Piper!
00:53:09Piper!
00:53:10Piper!
00:53:11Piper!
00:53:12Piper!
00:53:13Piper!
00:53:14Piper!
00:53:15Piper!
00:53:16What are you doing?
00:53:17If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me!
00:53:25We didn't talk about this.
00:53:27We need soiled samples.
00:53:29Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:31Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:53:35She has to go.
00:53:38You know what?
00:53:39No, Holly!
00:53:40Stay there!
00:53:41Get her out of here now!
00:53:43You're a liar!
00:53:45I'm...
00:53:46I'm...
00:53:47Piper, listen.
00:53:48I don't...
00:53:49You know what?
00:53:50Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:51I quit!
00:53:53And you can find your own way home!
00:53:56Piper!
00:53:57Piper!
00:54:00You know these hippies?
00:54:02They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:03What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:08I don't know.
00:54:09You figure it out.
00:54:10Never let the party die!
00:54:13Oh...
00:54:15Fuck.
00:54:20God bless...
00:54:22everyone.
00:54:23Ew.
00:54:24Hello?
00:54:25Nellope.
00:54:26Don't hang up.
00:54:27You have five seconds.
00:54:28Meet me for coffee.
00:54:29Please.
00:54:30No!
00:54:31I need to talk to you.
00:54:32Please.
00:54:33Fine.
00:54:34Whatever.
00:54:35I knew she wouldn't come.
00:54:36I'm sorry.
00:54:37I'm sorry.
00:54:38Please.
00:54:39No!
00:54:40I need to talk to you.
00:54:41Please.
00:54:44Fine.
00:54:45Whatever.
00:54:46Fine.
00:54:47You will be.
00:54:48Fine.
00:54:49You'll be.
00:54:50Fine.
00:54:51Fine.
00:54:52Fine.
00:54:54Fine.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:56Fine.
00:54:58Fine.
00:54:59Fine.
00:55:00Fine.
00:55:01I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:09Well...
00:55:10Here we go.
00:55:16Wait
00:55:23What are you doing here?
00:55:30Wait
00:55:31What are you doing here?
00:55:38I
00:55:39I
00:55:41I
00:55:45You wanted a coffee, is that okay with you?
00:55:50Yeah, yeah, no, of course, I just
00:55:53I thought
00:55:55You thought what?
00:55:59Nothing
00:56:00You look really pretty
00:56:14What?
00:56:16Well
00:56:16I waited long enough
00:56:18Go away
00:56:30I'll leave you alone
00:56:32Just one last favor
00:56:33No
00:56:34Please
00:56:36Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:39Why?
00:56:40Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:44Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:47Because she'd never accept it from me
00:56:48I think she hates me
00:56:51Ding, ding, ding
00:56:53She does
00:56:54Fine
00:56:55Leave it here and get out
00:56:56It's
00:57:15It's beautiful.
00:57:29I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:41Hello?
00:57:41Hello?
00:57:43Hello?
00:57:51Thanks to horse with boughs of honey, la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:57Tis the season to be jolly, la la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:03La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:58:33He's coming over.
00:58:36He's coming over!
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:44Uh, hi.
00:58:46What's your name?
00:58:49Uh, I'm Penelope.
00:58:53Penelope.
00:58:54I'm Wes.
00:58:56Yeah, I know who you are.
00:59:03Just...
00:59:31Uh...
00:59:32Oh, well, bye.
00:59:44What are you doing?
00:59:46This dress is not for you.
00:59:49Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:52She wasn't home.
00:59:53I didn't want to leave it outside.
00:59:54I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:08Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:15So to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening, Miss Winter Taylor.
01:00:24Jesus Christ.
01:00:29What the fuck now?
01:00:48Santa came down my chimney last night.
01:00:52What a mess you made.
01:00:53You gave me the fries.
01:00:55Santa.
01:00:56Huh, huh, huh, huh.
01:00:58Next time.
01:00:59Huh, huh.
01:01:00Use the front door.
01:01:02Santa.
01:01:02Next time.
01:01:03Use the front door.
01:01:05Santa.
01:01:06Next time.
01:01:07Use the front door.
01:01:08Santa.
01:01:09Next time.
01:01:10Use the front door.
01:01:12Santa.
01:01:13Next time.
01:01:14Use the front door.
01:01:15Oh, oh, oh.
01:01:18Oh, oh.
01:01:20Oh, no.
01:01:27Oh, no.
01:01:31Oh, no.
01:01:36That was interesting.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:42That was just for you, baby.
01:01:45Yeah, it was really, it was, uh...
01:01:49Um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:54Here, take that, please.
01:01:56And a bear, dum-dum.
01:02:00What is she doing here?
01:02:02Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:05Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:07Wait, you're related?
01:02:10She's my little girl.
01:02:12That explains a lot.
01:02:15Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:21Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:23Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies.
01:02:26I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:36He wasn't there.
01:02:37Do you know anything about that?
01:02:39Slut?
01:02:42Yup.
01:02:43He was with me.
01:02:44No.
01:02:50Whoops!
01:02:55Whoops!
01:02:59What is wrong with you?
01:03:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:02What happened to your dress?
01:03:03Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:05That is not true.
01:03:07Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:10Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:17Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
01:03:27Piper.
01:03:28Piper, wait.
01:03:29Piper!
01:03:30Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:40You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:48Didn't you hear GOES POPPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP
01:04:18want to be attacked but i mean it this time don't do it god damn it
01:04:27why didn't you ever tell me i don't know i just i always dreamt that maybe he would come back and
01:04:42we would fall in love it's so stupid god i'm so stupid hey hey you're not stupid baby okay
01:04:54my son is oh gosh he's so stupid for not seeing what he had so angry
01:05:03um i'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine i'll be right back
01:05:15i'm up wesley mandrake
01:05:25you're on my shit list i hope you know that
01:05:32i know ma i
01:05:36i'm sorry all right
01:05:40so was your wife
01:05:47what your wife how is she
01:05:55i'm not sure
01:06:01yeah i know
01:06:05how do you know piper
01:06:20how do you know piper
01:06:31piper
01:06:34piper who it's penelope your wife
01:06:38penelope mandrake is piper white
01:06:51wes
01:06:54i didn't know
01:07:05doesn't matter anymore
01:07:07this whole time
01:07:16if you would have came back you would have actually gotten to know me
01:07:20i said i had to go i had to yeah because you thought that you were better than hudson falls
01:07:27no no then what
01:07:31i had to leave
01:07:34why that night
01:07:37those men were after me piper
01:07:41what is he
01:07:43oh my god my nose he broke my nose
01:07:46i had to leave
01:07:51i didn't have a choice
01:07:54the men that were after me
01:07:56they weren't gonna stop
01:07:58they were gonna keep coming and coming and coming
01:08:00to get me
01:08:01and my father
01:08:03he took a loan out in my name
01:08:06before he died
01:08:07bullshit you left because he never cared about me
01:08:10is that what you think
01:08:11i've always looked out for you
01:08:14you took pity on me
01:08:17i protected you
01:08:19just like every other asshole that i've met
01:08:21you're just like every other gold digger i've met
01:08:23you don't know me
01:08:24you were gone for the last five years
01:08:26you just left me here
01:08:28we had an agreement
01:08:30what'd you want me to do
01:08:33i wanted you to call me
01:08:35i wanted you to come see me
01:08:37i wanted you to do anything
01:08:40anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me
01:08:44i loved you
01:08:47i still love you i always have don't you get that
01:08:53no
01:08:55i just thought it was about the money for you
01:08:59it was never about the money
01:09:03i just wanted you
01:09:15leper what do you want me to do
01:09:20i want you to go
01:09:21and i want you to get out and i want you to never come back
01:09:24you destroyed our town you don't even care you're heartless
01:09:27i'm heartless
01:09:35you want me to leave is that what you want
01:09:42you know what fine fine i'll go back to manhattan with my money and my rich friends
01:09:49and my perfect fucking life and you can stay right here
01:09:52just sit with all the other fucking losers
01:09:59these poor fucks who won't amount to anything in their life
01:10:03go ahead knock yourself out
01:10:07i hate you
01:10:10i hate you
01:10:13get out get out get out
01:10:15just go please
01:10:25hey
01:10:26merry christmas
01:10:32wes wes
01:10:35please honey please stay stay it's christmas okay
01:10:38mom listen i gotta go i'll see you in the city for new year's okay honey
01:10:43honey please just for once no i have to go i'm sorry mom
01:10:59good job
01:11:05deal's off
01:11:08what the fuck did you just say
01:11:13what the fuck did you just say
01:11:17peepee
01:11:20look at me
01:11:22i am not your baby
01:11:24i will never be with you winter
01:11:27daddy
01:11:29get back here
01:11:30get the back here
01:11:32where to deal you little
01:11:33shit
01:11:37what was that
01:11:49do something
01:11:50cancel london
01:12:02you take the chopper back to the city
01:12:05i'll get my own ride
01:12:06i need to be alone right now
01:12:08of course
01:12:21oh
01:12:22and sir
01:12:24merry christmas
01:12:26merry christmas to kata
01:12:35yeah real nice
01:12:55oh
01:12:56oh
01:12:58oh
01:13:00oh
01:13:02Manhattan, and if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you $1,000.
01:13:24I did it.
01:13:26You did it.
01:13:27I did it.
01:13:29I'm a hero.
01:13:32You don't have to.
01:13:42I love it.
01:13:52Let's get that.
01:13:53I love it.
01:13:54Let's get that.
01:13:55Merry Christmas, baby.
01:14:17Hey, listen, why don't we open presents now, and then I was thinking we take a plane to
01:14:23Portugal for New Year.
01:14:25What do you think?
01:14:27Hmm?
01:14:28What the hell are you doing?
01:14:32Wesley.
01:14:33I'm warning you.
01:14:37Careful.
01:14:37I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:45Now.
01:14:46Help.
01:14:47Ow.
01:14:55Ow.
01:14:59Assault.
01:15:07Did you...
01:15:07Why would you do what me?
01:15:09Why did you want me?
01:15:16Because.
01:15:18Because you're crazy.
01:15:20Because you can't force anybody into a relationship.
01:15:23You can't force anybody to love you.
01:15:28Because I love her.
01:15:30What?
01:15:31I love her.
01:15:33I love Piper.
01:15:34And I always have.
01:15:35What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:15:40I'm a good person too.
01:15:41I don't need to do the orangutans.
01:15:44I'm sorry I'm rich.
01:15:46I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian.
01:15:50I deserve to be loved too.
01:15:53I gotta go.
01:15:55No, no, no.
01:15:57What?
01:15:58What?
01:15:58What?
01:16:05What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:16:20Where's Piper?
01:16:22I don't know.
01:16:23Who cares?
01:16:25It's Christmas time.
01:16:26My dreams are dead.
01:16:27I don't know.
01:16:28I don't know.
01:16:49I don't know.
01:16:50You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:17You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:21If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:25Piper, are you okay?
01:17:30Where's my mother?
01:17:32She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:36Let me out!
01:17:37Let me out!
01:17:40All right.
01:17:46I'll sign.
01:17:48And you'll let them go.
01:17:50You have my word.
01:17:53All you have to do is sign.
01:18:06Let me tell you.
01:18:09Nobody bucks Hank Calhoun except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:14Got what we need.
01:18:20Go get my mother.
01:18:36You came back for me.
01:18:40I'll leave you again.
01:18:41No.
01:18:41No.
01:18:42Wes, look out!
01:18:53Get an ambulance.
01:19:07Call an ambulance, please.
01:19:11Piper.
01:19:12Piper, no.
01:19:17What's the hell?
01:19:18What's the hell?
01:19:20Get an ambulance.
01:19:21Call an ambulance, please.
01:19:24Jesus.
01:19:27Piper.
01:19:28Piper, look at me.
01:19:30Piper.
01:19:32Piper.
01:19:33Piper.
01:19:33He's...
01:19:34He's...
01:19:35Come.
01:19:35Piper.
01:19:37Piper.
01:19:38Piper.
01:19:51Hey, Wes.
01:19:52Merry Christmas.
01:19:54Merry Christmas.
01:19:56Cheers.
01:19:56Hey.
01:20:11I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:16Yeah.
01:20:16Me too.
01:20:18I missed it here.
01:20:21You all right?
01:20:22Me too.
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:27Just...
01:20:27I wish she was here.
01:20:52Oh! Whoa, it's really coming down out there.
01:21:00Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:21:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:21:03I got it again.
01:21:04Oh!
01:21:05Sorry.
01:21:07Sorry I'm late.
01:21:09Mrs. Bell had her baby.
01:21:10A little boy.
01:21:11Oh!
01:21:12Good way.
01:21:22What was that for?
01:21:40Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:44Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:21:47Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
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