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An irreverent comedy is set in motion when Leon Geller, a sensitive Jewish boy from London, accidentally learns that his | dG1fd2hLbjVuZXB4aDA
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00:00Jewish?
00:05Look, I've said I'm sorry!
00:15I have seen what you're getting so worked up about.
00:17So we're all products of artificial insemination.
00:20So what?
00:21Do we have to talk about this?
00:23Here, here.
00:24Are you joking?
00:26We were going to tell you when you were bar mitzvah.
00:28And?
00:29And!
00:30Then we decided to tell you when you were all married.
00:32Sounds fair enough.
00:33It's not Mum and Dad's fault you haven't got married yet.
00:36Anyway, I think it must have taken a lot of courage for Dad to go through with it.
00:41What did you want us to do?
00:45Your father has a low sperm count.
00:47Do we have to talk about this?
00:56You mix them up?
00:58You mix them up?
01:00It's the pigs, isn't it?
01:01You don't like them.
01:02No, no, I do.
01:03I do.
01:04Who's your favourite?
01:05Well, I like, er...
01:07Trudy?
01:08Yes, Trudy.
01:09I like Trudy.
01:10And, er...
01:11And Belinda.
01:12I know she likes you.
01:13Look, the point is, it's not the pigs.
01:14Then what is it then?
01:16I don't know.
01:17I suppose I'm just homesick.
01:19Well...
01:21What if we made this more like your old home?
01:23Would that help?
01:24What if we were more like Sidney and Judith?
01:26No, that's ridiculous.
01:27No, it's a good idea.
01:28I saw Ben Hur once.
01:29He was Jewish.
01:30You're not being serious.
01:31And I know a bit about the Quran.
01:33Darling, that's for Muslims.
01:35Wakey wakey!
01:48Time to get up!
01:50Oh, god.
01:51Oh my god.
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