00:0020 years ago, an unknown writer spoke to God and heard the answers.
00:14His book became the greatest inspirational bestseller of all time,
00:18and the public has yearned to meet its reclusive author.
00:23I've been hoping to meet him.
00:25You'd hate him.
00:26Hell is other people.
00:28I actually sat in his presence.
00:30Hey, pretend person.
00:32If you're done hallucinating, I'd love a shot of being a customer in this place.
00:35You are a disaster, Ireland.
00:37It's all meaningless bull...
00:39What?
00:42My back is out!
00:43Try asking God for help!
00:49Any objection to me being next?
00:51We have a real patient.
00:53Yay!
00:55Better?
00:56You are so amazing.
01:01Thank you, Arlen.
01:03Faber.
01:05That's Arlen Faber?
01:07Who's Arlen Faber?
01:08Elizabeth.
01:09I would like to go out with you.
01:10I would like to go out with you.
01:12And I hope you will call me back on my phone.
01:15The one here.
01:17Fuck.
01:18Ready to take control.
01:21Thought I heard you out here.
01:22Hi, Arlen.
01:23Hi, Alex.
01:24Great kid.
01:25Yeah, thanks.
01:26I bet you have some great parties here.
01:28Oh, no one has been in here for five years.
01:30Why doesn't he want anyone to know who he is?
01:32Maybe it's because he's supposed to have all the answers, and he's a disaster.
01:37I don't usually go for walks with people.
01:40I can use a little advice every now and then.
01:41I'm willing to make you a deal.
01:43You make him pay for his questions with books?
01:45Totally fair.
01:45No, it's not.
01:46It's awful.
01:47You haven't heard the questions.
01:50I'm blowing it again, aren't I?
01:52Look, you're complicated and confusing.
01:54Alex and I don't need that in our lives right now.
01:56Yes, you do.
02:00Jeff Daniels.
02:01I want her to like me.
02:03Lauren Graham.
02:04You're still a little out of whack, but you resemble something further along the evolutionary chart.
02:09Lou Taylor Pucci.
02:10Do I have a destiny, or is it all free will?
02:12Your pal Arlen is speaking here today, and I better get busy.
02:17I'm not a guy with answers, so you're just like the rest of us.
02:20Uh, not yet, but I'm trying.
02:22The Answer Man.
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