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Falling for His Unknown Wife Full HD
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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:12Uh, uh...
00:00:15Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:00I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:39I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:31Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:49But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:35I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:42Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:50What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:05Just as handsome as I have.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:12I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max.
00:04:49Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:21Oh, I think we got it.
00:06:45Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:48to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:06:53Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:18to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:23Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:30It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:37Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:07:58Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh!
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:32of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:47we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:02we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:09Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:13And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16It's strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:29getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:48and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers,
00:09:53all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:57Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah.
00:10:08Just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short $15
00:10:17if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:36I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:49Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57We can just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:30What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:00You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wife.
00:12:09You...
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:52And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:12:56Oh, and, uh...
00:13:02Wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:10Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:35Hold on.
00:13:35You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's?
00:13:42Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:46Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:06Aw.
00:14:06Dad.
00:14:07So glad you made it.
00:14:08Aw.
00:14:09We missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:37Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:41This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela?
00:14:48Debbie?
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:54All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you've always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:08Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Oh, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:42Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:57him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Oh, Willie, you've made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:31Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste
00:16:42manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed the tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:07That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:14Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:48My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:56He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:02Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:16Hey, that puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in naughty children.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Mommy.
00:18:26Hey, are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:30I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on, honey.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:19:03Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:07Max, you came.
00:19:13Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, Dad, have taken her inside.
00:19:22Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:30That's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:51He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55You son of a bitch.
00:19:56You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:59That pristine automobile.
00:20:02That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:15Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:32Jesus.
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough.
00:20:38Please.
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max, be honest with me.
00:20:48Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55So, you need a breath man.
00:21:01All right, that's it.
00:21:01I'm calling the cops.
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06What?
00:21:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:13Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:36Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:41And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:00Here.
00:22:02Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:03Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play alone.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:28Yes, sir.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:32Please, sir, my serious apologies.
00:22:34Please.
00:22:44Oh, that William.
00:22:47What a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:57No, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Guys, didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys.
00:23:39Let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:41This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault?
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:00Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:12And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:18I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:29Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:35Capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:37Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:46We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58Why don't you guys just get settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:15Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:50I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:51Make him a promise to prove him?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:25:59Here we go.
00:26:06Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Oh, welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:36Ow.
00:26:37Eva, sweetie.
00:26:38Kicking my foot.
00:26:39Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:40I...
00:26:41Oh, jeez.
00:26:42Oh, jeez.
00:26:43Come on.
00:26:44What's she doing?
00:26:45It's okay.
00:26:46Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:47And I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:49Um...
00:26:50Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still fills off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:23We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:46I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06Those are lasers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:34And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:08Shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt.
00:29:22Oh, wow.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:59Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:34In your dreams.
00:30:43You're free to join me.
00:30:44You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Adam, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can lose it?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:47I don't think I'll want you.
00:31:53Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Wow.
00:32:11You're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:38Just...
00:32:39That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:20We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max.
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:41Well, then,
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:01break the contract?
00:35:02I don't know where those came from.
00:35:04I don't know where those came from.
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:06Come here.
00:35:07Come here.
00:35:07Come here.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:18Elon,
00:35:19the truth is,
00:35:21is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:26Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:29Hey, hon.
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:34but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:37before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, atta boy.
00:35:50You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm going to go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:54Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:55He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:59to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:01and away they all flew,
00:36:03like the down of a thistle.
00:36:05But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:06as he drove out of sight,
00:36:08Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:11and to all,
00:36:12a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:18she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:21Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:29because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea
00:36:34what a treasure
00:36:36he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:48No.
00:36:51Max.
00:36:58You're Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:08I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:21Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off
00:37:36while we were asleep.
00:37:37God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:55Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:14Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:46during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:56Oh, there we go.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Mm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrunched.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:23Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:30and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:41Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:44Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:50Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:08That earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23And it's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:30So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:37But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:46Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:15Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29And Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But not as handsome as you.
00:41:40Look at you two.
00:41:41You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:57How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean all high?
00:42:03I love you little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:15My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:21Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:49You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Ciara?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name
00:43:19to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:33There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:40For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:57Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:43And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:52Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:05I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:08We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:21Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:32That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:37No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:38Please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:48Don't worry, baby.
00:45:52I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01Piper.
00:46:02Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:18He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:38You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:08There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:38You're the CEO of Harrison Krupp?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay?
00:47:58This is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:08How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait.
00:48:33No.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:41You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:46I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:48Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:59I insulted my own boss.
00:49:01I'm finished.
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:14You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam.
00:49:18You're fired?
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:28You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:32Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:46A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:51Sam.
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving.
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:20Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:35Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:38Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:48And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:58Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:24Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:36Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:45Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:14Eva?
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:40Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:45That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52Well, it's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:52:58I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:08Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:11I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:19Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh, my gosh.
00:53:26It's all swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:32Okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:36Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:56What?
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:06Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:11Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:53And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one-night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:07Evar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:08What do I even say?
00:55:13And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:20Um, yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva.
00:55:26Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:36Go on.
00:55:47That must be an emergency.
00:55:50Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52I'll take this.
00:55:52Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:17She's a high school dropout.
00:56:19Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:20And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:24I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:25Max.
00:56:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:39After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:48No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife.
00:56:51And I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:02Here I need that.
00:57:04This is me?
00:57:05Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16What did you make?
00:57:16Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:22Thanks, guys.
00:57:24I'm glad you're here.
00:57:27Got it!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:28Wow!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:30Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:34I'm sorry.
00:57:35Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy.
00:57:49Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:52You never told me.
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:18I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:44Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:45No, I'm fine.
00:58:50Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:59Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:13Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:19I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:38Thank you, Eva.
00:59:39Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:49Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time.
00:59:53And I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:00Nothing personal.
01:00:03Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:06And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:13And what if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:24Max, we can't.
01:00:50If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:59Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:03Come on.
01:01:07No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:15Max.
01:01:15Max.
01:01:16Max.
01:01:24I want you.
01:01:27I want you.
01:01:32Oh, God, you were trying to be freaking insane.
01:01:41Hyper!
01:01:41Hyper!
01:01:45She can't see you.
01:01:52She can't see you.
01:01:58Eva?
01:02:13Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still have been giving me mine.
01:02:52Let me give it to you.
01:02:58I'm sorry.
01:03:00You still have to do it.
01:03:02I'm sorry.
01:03:04I'm sorry.
01:03:06I'm sorry.
01:03:08I'm sorry.
01:03:18I'm sorry.
01:03:20I'm sorry.
01:03:22What are you calling me?
01:03:24Hello?
01:03:26Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price.
01:03:42What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:45W-what?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:02So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:20Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:29It's over.
01:04:30It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait!
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:04:50So this is just a goodbye.
01:04:54Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:57Look.
01:04:59Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:03But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:06And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:08Just tell me what you need.
01:05:10I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:16Just say the word.
01:05:19You don't get it.
01:05:22You don't get it.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:25You don't get it.
01:05:33I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:40I won't give up on us.
01:05:41Don't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:00As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:06Piper.
01:06:07Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:08We're home.
01:06:13How can she just walk away?
01:06:15Hey.
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:37All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:43No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address on me either.
01:06:52I know you and mommy thought,
01:06:55but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up.
01:06:58Okay, daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:01If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:15If you have to keep me in the end and the reason the truth is,
01:07:21is the truth...
01:07:22Is it 10 times?
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:29boss boss lady and gentlemen I am so sorry I need to go win back my family
01:07:41family boss you okay never better go get her max
01:07:50give it your best smile and ah there he is Maximus darling I have some prospects for you nice high
01:08:01society girls from the city oh I told you I already found the woman I love
01:08:10Maximus stop this that Eva woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll
01:08:25find you another you are heir to the Harrison dynasty no I'm not oh I work in waste management
01:08:35and I'm a secret crime boss I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father what
01:08:42oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:00hi welcome in can I help you find something I want to try those
01:09:07awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:09:11are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:16no no no I know what I want size seven
01:09:23oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:28come on she wants the white shoes
01:09:30ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:38um here let me help you
01:09:40come on
01:09:40she seems kind
01:09:47I shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:09:55how do they feel well I love the style
01:09:59but it's too small I think I need a size up
01:10:03maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:05right away I'll be right back
01:10:10she's not only kind she's patient
01:10:13was I wrong about her
01:10:15are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:32well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:10:37that's just pure evil
01:10:42oh come on St. Eva
01:10:46she's in a wheelchair
01:10:48who cares it's the last pair
01:10:50I get paid commission
01:10:52I'm not doing that Vanessa
01:10:59see this is your whole problem
01:11:04this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:08I don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:11I'm not selling her joke
01:11:13she has to deal with people like this
01:11:17people who insult her all day
01:11:19I'm your manager
01:11:22sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:27or you're fired
01:11:29did I stutter
01:11:36you don't have to fire me
01:11:41I quit
01:11:44I don't work here anymore
01:11:51listen
01:11:53don't buy the shoes
01:11:54they're broken
01:11:56spend your heart and money elsewhere
01:11:57okay
01:11:57you're a good person after all
01:12:00looks like I misjudged you
01:12:03I'm sorry
01:12:05why are you still here Eva
01:12:09get out
01:12:10you're not disabled
01:12:17selling a broken heel
01:12:19to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:21absolutely shameful
01:12:23who are you
01:12:25I am the chairwoman
01:12:27of the Harrison group
01:12:29and the owner of this store
01:12:31you're Eleanor Harrison
01:12:33mother of the CEO
01:12:35I am
01:12:37and you my dear
01:12:38are fired
01:12:40what did I do
01:12:41you are a good person
01:12:46from now on
01:12:48this store is yours to run
01:12:50are you serious?
01:12:56that's right
01:12:57don't be nervous child
01:13:00you are professional
01:13:02responsible
01:13:03far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:06you out
01:13:10I'll leave
01:13:13I'm leaving
01:13:16I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:22no
01:13:23don't worry
01:13:24you're getting a promotion
01:13:26you deserve it my dear
01:13:28thank you
01:13:31first assignment
01:13:32I want that row
01:13:35and that row
01:13:36and the entire display case
01:13:39pack it all up
01:13:41and bring it to my house
01:13:42okay
01:13:43once we're home
01:13:47I'll tell her
01:13:48I'm her mother-in-law
01:13:49I can't wait
01:13:51to finally meet
01:13:51my granddaughter
01:13:52she's the mother of a CEO
01:14:00of course she lives like this
01:14:03Mrs. Harrison
01:14:13I'm here with your delivery
01:14:15Max?
01:14:19Eva
01:14:20what are you doing here?
01:14:22I uh
01:14:24there you are Eva
01:14:26wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:29my new daughter-in-law
01:14:32what are you talking
01:14:34that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:14:40well I tried to tell you but
01:14:43stop
01:14:44and you
01:14:46you lied to me at the store
01:14:48you were both just testing me
01:14:51is this some sick game rich people play
01:14:54I'm sorry Eva
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son
01:14:57just after his money
01:14:59but I was wrong
01:15:00Eva please
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:06how could you think of me
01:15:08how could you think that of me?
01:15:09it's not like that dear
01:15:10Eva what are you talking about?
01:15:13mom
01:15:14what did you do?
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18we're not together
01:15:19and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:23I made a horrible mistake
01:15:29what are you waiting for son?
01:15:31go after her
01:15:32Eva
01:15:36let me go
01:15:37I swear it's not what you think
01:15:39we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41stop pretending like you care
01:15:42I'm not pretending
01:15:43okay I can't fake what we have
01:15:46and everything I've done for you
01:15:47and Piper
01:15:48this is real
01:15:49touch my wife again
01:15:55and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57Max you came
01:15:59God you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:02I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:06a good father
01:16:07just say the word
01:16:09see
01:16:12stop fighting
01:16:15we belong together
01:16:18you're wrong
01:16:21wrong about what?
01:16:23that you care?
01:16:25or we belong together?
01:16:27look I already told you
01:16:28we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:30now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:32and I met your mother
01:16:33like we discussed
01:16:34now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:16:37Eva
01:16:40Eva
01:16:44I'm sorry Maximus
01:16:47walking away is the only choice I have
01:16:50ow
01:16:56are you okay mommy?
01:17:00yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:01come here
01:17:02no you're not fine
01:17:12you're sad
01:17:12I'm okay sweetie
01:17:16I miss daddy too
01:17:20I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:25don't you want to be with him?
01:17:30love bug
01:17:32you're right
01:17:34what am I doing?
01:17:36running like a coward?
01:17:37I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:40now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:44I believe in you
01:17:46what are you going to do mommy?
01:17:47I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:50Maximus deserves to know
01:17:55Piper is his daughter
01:17:57enough sulking
01:18:04enough sulking
01:18:04go get your wife
01:18:06and my grandbaby back
01:18:08don't you think
01:18:09I want to
01:18:10she doesn't want me
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14your daughter is still out there
01:18:15you can't abandon her
01:18:17mom you don't get it
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva
01:18:20to play my wife
01:18:22and Piper
01:18:23she was
01:18:24an added bonus
01:18:25what are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test
01:18:30Piper is your daughter
01:18:33what?
01:18:35see it for yourself
01:18:36I was right
01:18:43seven years ago
01:18:44New Year's
01:18:46that woman was Eva
01:18:47Eva
01:18:58hey
01:19:00daddy
01:19:02daddy
01:19:04Piper
01:19:05I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:10you came back
01:19:16I uh
01:19:20don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:24I uh
01:19:31I was scared
01:19:33but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:35because what we have is real
01:19:37and it's worth fighting for
01:19:39sweetheart I have
01:19:41something to tell you
01:19:43I have something to tell you too
01:19:45Piper is your daughter
01:19:49you knew
01:19:51my sweet granddaughter
01:19:53Emma
01:19:54I just found out for sure
01:19:59a few minutes ago
01:20:00but you've known this whole time
01:20:01I was scared
01:20:03okay I didn't know
01:20:04if you were going to take her from me
01:20:05I didn't know
01:20:06how you were feeling
01:20:07how could you not know
01:20:10how I felt
01:20:10I love you
01:20:22I love you Eva
01:20:23I love you too
01:20:26I promise
01:20:28for the rest of my life
01:20:29I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:31as long as we're together
01:20:33it doesn't matter where we are
01:20:36will you marry me Eva
01:20:47for real this time
01:20:49yes
01:20:50yes of course
01:20:52I'll marry you
01:20:53yes
01:20:58hi
01:20:59looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:07the next Christmas
01:21:08and the Christmas after that
01:21:09and forever
01:21:10I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:15who's that
01:21:21Eva
01:21:23take me back
01:21:26I'm sorry
01:21:28I'm sorry
01:21:29you're tired
01:21:30looks like I have to take out the trash
01:21:35again
01:21:36no
01:21:39not funny
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