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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas #FULL70EP
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00:00:00We have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:02Everyone knows Eva has to be...
00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play along.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Happy New Year!
00:00:57You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08Have a good day.
00:01:18I don't want you to stop.
00:01:19I don't want you to stop.
00:01:22I was so drunk last night.
00:01:41I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:46I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me.
00:01:57Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:00I don't care how.
00:02:01Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:12Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:15I need grandkids.
00:02:17I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:19I need to go now.
00:02:20I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:22Seven years.
00:02:32Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:34Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir?
00:02:54But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:56She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:02We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:04or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:20Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:28It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:32Where's my real one?
00:03:36Uh...
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:42Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:44Sweetie, why don't you go?
00:04:14I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:24He's gorgeous.
00:04:31Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:36Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:42See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:46Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:47What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:51Max, Aurelius.
00:04:52Eva.
00:04:54I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:01I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:03So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:18Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:22You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:24Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:32And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:48Deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09It is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:15You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:45Okay.
00:06:46Uh, well, I think we got it.
00:06:48Ooh.
00:06:48I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:51To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:38I've already found someone.
00:07:45Okay.
00:07:46Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:51I should come.
00:07:52Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should
00:07:58have some say in the gifts.
00:07:59It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06You can come.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:15Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:25What the actual fuck?
00:08:31Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:52Jeez.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:57Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:08in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no.
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:19It's strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:23What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:46Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:10Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:24Well, you get a move on.
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:37Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38Okay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:58Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:15Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:28Merry Christmas.
00:11:32What?
00:11:33You do that often?
00:11:35As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Hep, watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry. I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:19And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No. Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:57So, it's perfect.
00:13:02Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:07Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:32Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:37Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:43It's my daughter's.
00:13:44Daughter's?
00:13:46Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:49Hey, there they are!
00:14:05Hey!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Oh, Dad.
00:14:10So glad you made it.
00:14:11Oh, we missed you.
00:14:12So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:22So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Oh, no, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:16He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager?
00:15:19Of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Oh, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:51Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:59Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you made it.
00:16:22There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:38Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being a hot, yummy thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:03A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:15Women love a man in red.
00:17:18Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20When I sit on my lap.
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:23Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:33I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:47I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:50My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:05Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:10Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:21And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:24Hey, Mommy.
00:18:28Hey, are you okay?
00:18:29I see your hands.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32We're going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:34Come on, honey.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:37What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:44Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:18:54Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:12Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:18Where's Piper?
00:19:19William hit her.
00:19:21Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:22Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:27If it isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:37Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:39It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York.
00:19:45Polite.
00:19:45Handsome.
00:19:46Just like she said.
00:19:48Wow.
00:19:50He was an AI.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:53And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:57Son of a bitch.
00:19:58You just ruined my suit.
00:20:00And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:01That pristine automobile.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:08That car?
00:20:10It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:14Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:29You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:30You stole it.
00:20:32That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:39Enough.
00:20:39Please.
00:20:41I trust my daughter.
00:20:44She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:47Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:57So?
00:20:58You need a breath, man.
00:21:00All right, that's it.
00:21:03I'm calling the cops.
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well.
00:21:13Too late.
00:21:19Listen, hon.
00:21:21I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car, okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:37Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:41But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:47Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser!
00:21:50Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:53Jesus.
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:12Mr.
00:22:13Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play alone.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here,
00:22:28before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:30Yes, sir!
00:22:32I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:34Please, accept my serious apologies.
00:22:35Please.
00:22:36Please.
00:22:36Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:59We were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:03You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:07Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:20If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:23:22you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:46Welcome.
00:23:47Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:57Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:19I have a friend in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:30He knows people.
00:24:31Has connections.
00:24:32He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:39Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:42Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:43Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:54I think they get it, hon.
00:24:59How's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:05And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit, Joey.
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:17Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax.
00:25:24It was just a hug.
00:25:26Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:48Something just falls off.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make out promise to prove it?
00:25:56Let's...
00:25:56Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:25:58Here we go.
00:26:08Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:12To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:15Aw.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:20Looks great.
00:26:22Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:23I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Ooh.
00:26:32Oh, no.
00:26:33Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:44Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, Mom.
00:26:48I...
00:26:48Oh, jeez.
00:26:50Oh, what's your...
00:26:51It's okay.
00:26:53Look, Mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:54I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:02Um...
00:27:03Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:12They're the best kind.
00:27:13Well, of course, it's...
00:27:16It's...
00:27:16It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:17See?
00:27:19Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:26We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:33I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:37Uh-huh.
00:27:38Now those are quality.
00:27:41Okay, well, then answer that.
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:51I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:54Well, um, it's...
00:27:57Silly face.
00:27:57Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face.
00:28:05I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09Those blazers.
00:28:11It's nice.
00:28:12You can afford this on a waste manager's salary.
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:23I agree with you there.
00:28:25So come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's eat.
00:28:27Come on.
00:28:40And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:42I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey.
00:28:55Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:57Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:00The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:04That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:11Shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys.
00:29:19Have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You heard her.
00:29:25Oh, wow.
00:29:48Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:54Nice try.
00:29:55I am not showering with you.
00:29:58All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:18Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:23You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:34In your dreams.
00:30:44In your dreams.
00:30:46Free to join me.
00:30:47You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:12Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:12You pray you'll fall for me?
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh yeah?
00:31:18Proof.
00:31:19Proof.
00:31:19Proof.
00:31:20Holy shit.
00:31:36This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:41I'll say.
00:31:42What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:45Still think you can lose it.
00:31:48Baby.
00:31:50I don't think I want to.
00:31:56Max, I shut it up.
00:32:00Or maybe we should.
00:32:02God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:05Why does this feel so...
00:32:07familiar?
00:32:13Oh, I'm so sexy.
00:32:16Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:26What?
00:32:27I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:29It's not you, Max.
00:32:30It's us.
00:32:31It's this.
00:32:31This is all an act.
00:32:32Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:36You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:41Just...
00:32:45That birthmark.
00:32:55What is that?
00:32:56It's him.
00:32:59The man from New Year's.
00:33:00Is he Piper's father?
00:33:05Why are you acting?
00:33:08Oh, my God.
00:33:10Max is Piper's father.
00:33:13Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:15I just, um...
00:33:17I just got lightheaded.
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:20Alone.
00:33:23Of course.
00:33:26We have a daughter together.
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:29What do I do?
00:33:30What do I do?
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:38You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:48I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:50So if there's something you need,
00:33:52I can help.
00:33:53I want to help.
00:33:55He's Piper's father.
00:33:57He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max,
00:34:01how would you feel
00:34:03if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:08A child?
00:34:10No, no, no.
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:13I'm very careful.
00:34:15Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:20to sleep around.
00:34:20Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:23and I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:26You know?
00:34:27Right.
00:34:28He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:31I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason.
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:38No, I feel like you're
00:34:40going somewhere with this.
00:34:42What?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45Well, then,
00:34:45can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:48Where did you get these?
00:34:55And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:57I did not get those.
00:34:59I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:03break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that pass.
00:35:08Give me the...
00:35:08Give me...
00:35:09Give me the...
00:35:10Woo!
00:35:10Oh, Eva, the truth is, is that I, go, go, go, go, just a second, come in, hey hon, oh, sorry
00:35:35for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:41Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:42We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:44I can see that.
00:35:46Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:48I mean, if you don't, if you don't mind.
00:35:51Well, that a boy.
00:35:52You know what?
00:35:52Just put a shirt on.
00:35:54I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:55Piper, here comes Grandpa.
00:36:00He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew.
00:36:05Like the down of a thistle.
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all,
00:36:15a good night.
00:36:18If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:27Is her dad still around?
00:36:29Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:34Uh, no.
00:36:34Well, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:43Do you really think so?
00:36:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:48Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:49He deserves to know.
00:36:50Max.
00:37:01You were Piper's father.
00:37:10I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11Where's Piper?
00:37:38She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:41God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:06Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:08Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:16I remember this.
00:38:26Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:34It was great.
00:38:35Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:42What is that?
00:38:43Sardines and saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:49Don't be shy.
00:38:50Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:53Max, you don't have to.
00:38:54No, no.
00:38:55It's okay.
00:38:55It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:58Oh, there we go.
00:39:08Here we go.
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Mm.
00:39:19Good?
00:39:20Scrunches.
00:39:21Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:24You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:28Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:30That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:34What's the deal with them?
00:39:36Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:38Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:41Hey, don't worry.
00:39:44I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:48Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:52Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:06Wait, that earring.
00:40:09Wait, that earring.
00:40:11You like it?
00:40:13I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:15Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:18I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:24Right.
00:40:25It's just a common earring.
00:40:27Anyone can have it.
00:40:28Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:30She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:34So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:39But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:41What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:45An aging single mom.
00:40:48Slim pickings.
00:40:49I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:52That explains it.
00:40:53She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:56Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:57Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:59Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:01Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:05Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:07Exactly.
00:41:08Not like my Sierra.
00:41:09Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:17Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:23Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:25Merry Christmas.
00:41:25You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:28I am.
00:41:30I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:32Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:32Welcome.
00:41:33You're Ava's husband.
00:41:35But you're gorgeous.
00:41:39But not as handsome as you.
00:41:42Look at you two.
00:41:43You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:45Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:46Merry Christmas.
00:41:47This is from Max and I.
00:41:49Oh, my goodness.
00:41:51Thank you, Eva.
00:41:51Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:54Oops.
00:41:55Oh, my bad.
00:41:56Ooh, a homemade gift.
00:41:59How thrifty.
00:42:01Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:03Mommy's right, you mean old hat.
00:42:06You little...
00:42:08You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:11or you will lose yours.
00:42:13Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:16Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:18My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:21He could ruin your life.
00:42:35Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:37I'm fine.
00:42:37I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:40It's okay.
00:42:42What are you...
00:42:44Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:48Did you just slap me?
00:42:50Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:52You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:53You know what, Sierra?
00:42:54I can take your little insults,
00:42:55but leave my family out of this.
00:42:59Her family.
00:43:01She needs me.
00:43:02You okay, honey?
00:43:08Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:10Do something.
00:43:12You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:14I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:16Oh, wow.
00:43:17I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:19that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:22Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:25Let's call him.
00:43:26I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:29Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:32Enough!
00:43:35There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:38Fine, Dad.
00:43:39Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:41They're just jealous.
00:43:44For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:47I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:51I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:52for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:54Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:55All right, that's enough.
00:43:57Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:20Is this a joke?
00:44:21Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:24Hold it.
00:44:25Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:27My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:33My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:36King crab, fresh from Alaska,
00:44:39and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:41Three times the price,
00:44:4350 times the flavor.
00:44:45And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:47It's just petty.
00:44:48Maybe so.
00:44:50But gourmet food isn't meant
00:44:52for bottom feeders.
00:44:54Fine.
00:44:55Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:57Come on, let's go.
00:44:58No, no.
00:44:59Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:03Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:45:04but they're treating us like...
00:45:06I know, dear.
00:45:07I just want to have our family together.
00:45:09Fine.
00:45:10We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:13Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:14What was that?
00:45:15What?
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:21Fine.
00:45:22We'll stay.
00:45:24Can I have a little napole?
00:45:26It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:27We'll get something right after.
00:45:29Like drive-thru?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:34That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:39No strays.
00:45:40Ow.
00:45:40Sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:42Yes, please.
00:45:43You hit my child.
00:45:45You're fucking crazy.
00:45:46Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:45:48maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:53Don't worry, baby.
00:45:55I'll handle it.
00:45:56The husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:59King crab, fresh from Alaska,
00:46:01and grass-fed wagyu.
00:46:04Three times the price,
00:46:0550 times the flavor.
00:46:07And you don't get a single bite.
00:46:10It's just petty.
00:46:11Maybe so.
00:46:12But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:16Fine.
00:46:17Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:20Come on, let's go.
00:46:20No, no.
00:46:22Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:25Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:46:26but they're treating us like...
00:46:28I know, dear.
00:46:29I just want to have our family together.
00:46:31Fine.
00:46:32We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:35Better a stray than a bitch.
00:46:37What was that?
00:46:41I just want to have our family together.
00:46:44Fine.
00:46:45We'll stay.
00:46:47Can I have a little nipple?
00:46:48It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:50We'll get something right after.
00:46:52Like drive-thru?
00:46:54I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:56That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:47:01No strays.
00:47:03Ow.
00:47:03Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:47:05Yes, please.
00:47:06You hit my child.
00:47:08You're fucking crazy.
00:47:09Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:47:11maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:16Don't worry, baby.
00:47:17I'll handle it.
00:47:18Don't worry, baby.
00:47:22I'll handle it.
00:47:26Piper.
00:47:28Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food
00:47:30you've ever had in your life?
00:47:34Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:35Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:47:37As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:40Actually, I do.
00:47:43He's such a liar.
00:47:44This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:45Oh, it will be.
00:47:49Sam.
00:47:51Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:55I'm already on my way.
00:48:00Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:48:02I'm already on my way.
00:48:06You hear this guy?
00:48:07He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:48:12Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:14His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:17Max, what are you doing?
00:48:19Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:21Santa's already on his way.
00:48:23Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:29A helicopter?
00:48:40There's no way.
00:48:47How did you pull this off?
00:48:48Sam is like family.
00:48:50I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:48:51Thanks, boss.
00:48:53Boss?
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:56Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:58Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:49:02I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:49:05You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:14You can stop kidding around.
00:49:17If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20No, I actually am the CEO.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23You can stop the charade.
00:49:24Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:49:27Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:49:31Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:49:34How is this possible?
00:49:46This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:53Who are you?
00:49:54I told you.
00:49:55I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:57That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:59Wait.
00:50:00No.
00:50:01Hold on.
00:50:01You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:50:07You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:10Hmm.
00:50:10Some of the small ones.
00:50:12I mean, you know that.
00:50:14You work for me.
00:50:16Oh, God.
00:50:17I insulted my own boss.
00:50:19I'm finished.
00:50:20Oh, God.
00:50:26I insulted my own boss.
00:50:28I'm finished.
00:50:29Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:31Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:50:34Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:35For tonight, your feast ends.
00:50:38And with that, your career.
00:50:41You're fired.
00:50:42Fired?
00:50:43Sam.
00:50:43You're fired?
00:50:48Oh, God.
00:50:49I can't be fired.
00:50:52What?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:55You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:57Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:50:58I'll do anything.
00:51:00Guys, take out the trash.
00:51:04And you.
00:51:08Oh, me?
00:51:09Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:12That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:14A family tradition.
00:51:16Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:18Sam.
00:51:23Will you do me the honors?
00:51:26Gladly.
00:51:30Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:51:35Father, do something.
00:51:37Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:39I'm leaving.
00:51:41Mmm, pumpkin.
00:51:42My favorite.
00:51:47Come on, sweetie.
00:51:52Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:51:54Eat as much as you want.
00:51:55Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:59I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:52:02I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:52:04Honestly?
00:52:06This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:08Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:10Just like this.
00:52:12Does he really mean that?
00:52:13Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:15I can't tell.
00:52:17And that terrifies me.
00:52:18Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:52:25I brought you a gift.
00:52:26Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:29Oh.
00:52:29Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:36Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:40Tell me everything.
00:52:42Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:47Oh, Maximus.
00:52:48Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:51A high school dropout?
00:52:53In the Harrison family?
00:52:56Not a chance.
00:52:57She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:53:04Maximus seems to like her.
00:53:05Silence.
00:53:06Get me the address where she works.
00:53:08It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:53:10That's nice.
00:53:11We own that one.
00:53:13Good work.
00:53:14But take off that stupid hat.
00:53:15Thanks.
00:53:27So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:53:33Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:35And how about you?
00:53:40Me?
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:45Eva.
00:54:00That birthmark.
00:54:01Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:54:08Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:54:10So much we're not telling each other.
00:54:12Uh.
00:54:14No feelings, no complications.
00:54:15That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:17Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:19Max.
00:54:20Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:23It's cold.
00:54:25Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:29Max.
00:54:29I need to tell you something.
00:54:32I need to tell you something.
00:54:34Something important.
00:54:36What's gotten into her?
00:54:39Is she hiding something?
00:54:40Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:54:42I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:45I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:48Piper is...
00:54:50Piper is...
00:54:53Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:56Sweetie.
00:54:57Oh, my gosh.
00:54:58It's all swollen.
00:54:59Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:55:02Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:55:03Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:04Come on, Piper.
00:55:11Okay, let me see.
00:55:15I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:19But that's not true.
00:55:21You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:25Uh...
00:55:25Daddy!
00:55:26No!
00:55:27Well...
00:55:28Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:55:39Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:43Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:45Really?
00:55:46Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:50You think you will sky?
00:55:54Hmm.
00:55:54I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:58Scars make you look like a badass.
00:56:00I have one, too.
00:56:02Dad.
00:56:03I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:06Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:09Really?
00:56:09No way.
00:56:10No.
00:56:11It was actually a cactus.
00:56:13But it's still cool.
00:56:16I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:21Piper, how long have you had that?
00:56:24My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:56:31And how old are you?
00:56:33Six.
00:56:34Six?
00:56:35That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:56:37Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:56:39Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:44What do I even say?
00:56:46And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:47Sorry, honey.
00:56:49This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:53Um, yeah.
00:56:57Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:59Eva.
00:57:04Okay, look.
00:57:05Piper is...
00:57:11Go on.
00:57:20That must be an emergency.
00:57:23Excuse me.
00:57:24Sorry.
00:57:25I'll take this.
00:57:26Mommy, are you okay?
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:36Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:39I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:57:41Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:47I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:51She's a high school dropout.
00:57:52Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:55And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:57I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:58Max.
00:57:59That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:58:07I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:09You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:58:11Your mother would take her away.
00:58:12After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:16Eva?
00:58:18Maximus?
00:58:19Are you even listening to me?
00:58:21No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:58:22I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:24Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:58:26I'm not leaving her.
00:58:29Eva?
00:58:40Oh, thank you.
00:58:41This is for you, Grandma.
00:58:47Oh, wow.
00:58:49That's so cool.
00:58:50Did you make it?
00:58:51Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:58:55Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:57Thanks, guys.
00:58:58I'm glad you're here.
00:58:59Oh, wow.
00:59:03Damn, these are nice.
00:59:05Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:59:13Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15It's in the other room by the train set.
00:59:17Here, I'll go with you.
00:59:18Remember the song that we sang?
00:59:19Ready, ready?
00:59:20Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:59:22What do we got, guys?
00:59:23Billy.
00:59:24Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:59:26You never told me.
00:59:33Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:41She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:44I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:59:53I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:02Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:03They're very common.
01:00:04I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child, no matter how I feel about him.
01:00:09Maybe.
01:00:15Are you okay?
01:00:18Are the clogs a bad idea?
01:00:21No.
01:00:22I'm fine.
01:00:24Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:30I got you this.
01:00:32You got me a gift, too?
01:00:33Tis the season.
01:00:35Open it.
01:00:39Gloves.
01:01:00Did you make these?
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:04I know this is a fake marriage, but it's Christmas.
01:01:07You've already done so much for me, I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:01:13How did I feel?
01:01:15Warm, right?
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:18Warm.
01:01:20Soft.
01:01:23Perfect.
01:01:27Thank you, Eva.
01:01:30I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:34Really?
01:01:34Yeah, my mom, she partied all the time, and I got gifts, plenty of them, but I don't think
01:01:43she ever bought one herself.
01:01:45Nothing personal.
01:01:48Well, you deserve it.
01:01:50You're a good guy, and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases
01:01:58with.
01:01:59And what if that day's today?
01:02:05What if I already found someone special?
01:02:09Right here.
01:02:09Max, we can't...
01:02:35If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:44Come on.
01:02:46I don't want you to stop.
01:02:53No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:56I don't want you.
01:03:09I don't want you.
01:03:11I don't want you.
01:03:12I don't want you to stop.
01:03:14I don't want you.
01:03:20Oh my God, you are drowning me.
01:03:22Fucking insane.
01:03:24I don't want you to stop.
01:03:27Piper!
01:03:32Piper?
01:03:34Piper?
01:03:38She can't see us.
01:03:56Eva?
01:04:00Grandma, I'm up here.
01:04:04That was way too close.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:18We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:24Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:28Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:30You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:38Let me give it to you.
01:04:40I'm going to keep my eyes off.
01:04:42I'm going to take I love you.
01:04:46I'm going to take you.
01:04:48I'm going to take you.
01:04:50Who is calling me this morning?
01:05:20Hello?
01:05:23Hello, Eva Smith.
01:05:25I'm Max's mother.
01:05:27Name your price.
01:05:28What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:31What?
01:05:32We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:36Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:40My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:44Piper is my daughter.
01:05:45And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:48So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:05:51But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:56Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:06:02You okay?
01:06:07Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:06:10So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:14What are you talking about?
01:06:16It's over.
01:06:17It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:22Eva, wait!
01:06:24What?
01:06:25What?
01:06:26So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:33Well, Max, it's not real.
01:06:36None of it was real.
01:06:37So it's just a goodbye?
01:06:40Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:44Look.
01:06:45Last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:51But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:54And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:56Just tell me what you need.
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:03Just say the word.
01:07:10You don't get it.
01:07:12You don't get it.
01:07:20I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:27I won't give up on this.
01:07:33Are we here?
01:07:46Yes.
01:07:47As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:54Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:07:56We're home.
01:07:57How can she just walk away?
01:08:10Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:08:12It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:14Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:17You promised.
01:08:19Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:21Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:22All right, fine.
01:08:26When?
01:08:28Two days.
01:08:29I'll come pick you up.
01:08:31No need.
01:08:32Just send me the address and I'm either.
01:08:39I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:08:44So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:46Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:47If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:52I love you.
01:09:13Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:09:15Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:09:17Boss?
01:09:19Boss?
01:09:20Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:27I need to go back to my family.
01:09:29Family?
01:09:31Boss, are you okay?
01:09:32Never better.
01:09:35Go get her, Max.
01:09:39Give it to your best smile.
01:09:41Ah, there he is.
01:09:44Maximus, darling.
01:09:46I have some prospects for you.
01:09:48Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:53Oh.
01:09:56I told you.
01:09:57I already found the woman I love.
01:10:05Maximus, stop this.
01:10:07That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:10:11Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:10:13and I'll find you another.
01:10:14You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:18No, I'm not.
01:10:21Oh.
01:10:21I work in waste management,
01:10:23and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:26I'm Eva's husband,
01:10:27and I'm a father.
01:10:30What?
01:10:31Oh, that's her.
01:10:46The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:51Hi.
01:10:52Welcome in.
01:10:53Can I help you find something?
01:10:55I want to try those.
01:10:56Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:11:02Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:08No, no, no.
01:11:09I know what I want.
01:11:11Size seven.
01:11:13Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:11:15but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:17Come on.
01:11:18She wants the white shoes.
01:11:19Ignore her.
01:11:26She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:28Here, let me help you.
01:11:29Come on.
01:11:33She seems kind.
01:11:36I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:43She's just doing her job.
01:11:46How do they feel?
01:11:47Well, I love the style,
01:11:49but it's too small.
01:11:51I think I need a size up.
01:11:53Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:11:58Right away.
01:11:59I'll be right back.
01:12:00She's not only kind,
01:12:02she's patient.
01:12:03Was I wrong about her?
01:12:04Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:23Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:25She can't walk.
01:12:29That's just pure evil.
01:12:32Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:36She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:38Who cares?
01:12:39It's the last pair.
01:12:40I get paid commission.
01:12:47I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:50See?
01:12:52This is your whole problem.
01:12:54This is why you'll always be broke.
01:12:59I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:02I'm not selling her junk.
01:13:04She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:07People who insult her all day?
01:13:10I'm your manager.
01:13:15Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:13:17or you're fired.
01:13:25Did I stutter?
01:13:30You don't have to fire me.
01:13:34I quit.
01:13:35I don't work here anymore.
01:13:43Listen,
01:13:44don't buy the shoes.
01:13:46They're broken.
01:13:47Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:48You're a good person after all.
01:13:52Looks like I misjudged you.
01:13:55I'm sorry?
01:13:55Why are you still here, Eva?
01:14:00Get out!
01:14:01You're not disabled?
01:14:08Selling a broken heel
01:14:09to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:12Absolutely shameful.
01:14:15Who are you?
01:14:16I am the chairwoman
01:14:17of the Harrison Group
01:14:20and the owner of this store.
01:14:23You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:14:25Mother of the CEO?
01:14:27I am.
01:14:28And you, my dear,
01:14:30are fired.
01:14:31What did I do?
01:14:35You are a good person.
01:14:38From now on,
01:14:39this store is yours to run.
01:14:44Are you serious?
01:14:47That's right.
01:14:49Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:52You are professional,
01:14:54responsible,
01:14:55far better than that two-bit manager.
01:14:57You out.
01:14:58I'll leave.
01:14:59I'm leaving.
01:15:00I...
01:15:01I...
01:15:01I...
01:15:02I...
01:15:02I...
01:15:02I...
01:15:03I...
01:15:03I...
01:15:03I...
01:15:04I...
01:15:07I...
01:15:07I...
01:15:11I...
01:15:11I...
01:15:12I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:14No, don't worry.
01:15:16You're getting a promotion.
01:15:17You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:20You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:23First assignment,
01:15:25I want that row
01:15:26and that row
01:15:28and the entire display case.
01:15:31Pack it all up
01:15:32and bring it to my house.
01:15:33Okay, yeah.
01:15:37Once we're home,
01:15:39I'll tell her
01:15:40I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:41I can't wait
01:15:42to finally meet
01:15:43my granddaughter.
01:15:50She's the mother of a CEO.
01:15:53Of course she lives like this.
01:15:54Mrs. Harrison?
01:16:05I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:10Max?
01:16:11Eva?
01:16:13What are you doing here?
01:16:15I, uh...
01:16:16There you are, Eva!
01:16:19Wonderful we can finally
01:16:20meet each other properly.
01:16:22My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:25What are you...
01:16:26That means you really are
01:16:30the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:34Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:36Stop!
01:16:38And you?
01:16:39You lied to me at the store!
01:16:42You were both just testing me?
01:16:44Is this some sick game
01:16:45rich people play?
01:16:46I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:47I thought you might be using my son
01:16:49just after his money,
01:16:51but I was wrong.
01:16:53Eva, please.
01:16:53I don't deserve to be
01:16:54treated like this.
01:16:56Not every working-class girl
01:16:57is after your money.
01:16:59How could you think that of me?
01:17:01It's not like that, dear.
01:17:03Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:06Mom, what did you do?
01:17:08I was just trying to get
01:17:09the two of you back together.
01:17:10We're not together.
01:17:13And I can't love something
01:17:14that was never real.
01:17:15I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:22What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:24Go after her!
01:17:28Eva.
01:17:29Let me go!
01:17:30I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:32We come from two completely
01:17:33different worlds.
01:17:34Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:35I'm not pretending!
01:17:37Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:39In everything I've done for you,
01:17:40and Piper,
01:17:41this is real.
01:17:47Touch my wife again,
01:17:48and I will snap every finger
01:17:49that you've got.
01:17:51Max, you came.
01:17:52God, you weren't driving me
01:17:54fucking insane.
01:17:57I'll do whatever it takes
01:17:58to be a good husband,
01:18:00a good father.
01:18:01Just say the word.
01:18:05See?
01:18:07Stop fighting.
01:18:08We belong together.
01:18:13You're wrong.
01:18:15Wrong about what?
01:18:17That you care?
01:18:18Or we belong together?
01:18:20Look, I already told you.
01:18:22We're from two
01:18:22completely different worlds.
01:18:24Now, I held up my end
01:18:25of the deal,
01:18:25and I met your mother,
01:18:26like we discussed.
01:18:28Now, I want a fake divorce
01:18:29from my fake cousin.
01:18:33Eva.
01:18:37Eva!
01:18:37Eva!
01:18:38I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:41Walking away
01:18:42is the only choice I have.
01:18:50Ow!
01:18:52Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:54Yeah, sweetie,
01:18:54I'm fine.
01:18:56Come here.
01:19:04No, you're not fine.
01:19:06You're sad.
01:19:06I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:12I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:17I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:22Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:26Lovebug.
01:19:27You're right.
01:19:29What am I doing?
01:19:30Running like a coward?
01:19:31I've always taught you
01:19:34to be brave.
01:19:36Now it's time for Mommy
01:19:37to be brave, too.
01:19:39I believe in you.
01:19:40What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:43I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:48Maximus deserves to know
01:19:49Piper is his daughter.
01:19:51Enough sulking.
01:19:59Go get your wife
01:20:01and my grandbaby back.
01:20:03Don't you think I want to?
01:20:05She doesn't want me.
01:20:07I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:09Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:10You can't abandon her.
01:20:12Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:14I made a deal with Eva
01:20:15to play my wife.
01:20:16And Piper, she was
01:20:18an added bonus.
01:20:21What are you talking about?
01:20:23I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:26Piper is your daughter.
01:20:28What?
01:20:29See for yourself.
01:20:36I was right.
01:20:38Seven years ago.
01:20:40New Year's.
01:20:40That woman was Eva.
01:20:46Eva.
01:20:54Hey.
01:20:56Daddy!
01:20:58Daddy!
01:21:00Piper!
01:21:02I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:21:10You came back.
01:21:14I, uh...
01:21:15Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:25I, uh...
01:21:26I was scared.
01:21:28But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:31Because what we have is real
01:21:33and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:36Sweetheart, I have
01:21:37something to tell you.
01:21:39I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:43Piper is your daughter.
01:21:44You knew.
01:21:47My sweet granddaughter.
01:21:49Mama!
01:21:50Oh!
01:21:53Well, I just found out for sure
01:21:54a few minutes ago,
01:21:55but you've known this whole time?
01:21:57I was scared.
01:21:58Okay, I didn't know
01:21:59if you were gonna take her from me.
01:22:01I didn't know
01:22:02how you were feeling.
01:22:04How could you not know
01:22:05how I felt?
01:22:05I love you, Eva.
01:22:20I love you, too.
01:22:23I promise
01:22:23for the rest of my life,
01:22:25I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:28As long as we're together,
01:22:30it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:31Will you marry me, Eva?
01:22:44For real this time?
01:22:45Yes.
01:22:47Yes, of course,
01:22:48I'll marry you.
01:22:53Yes!
01:22:53Looks like you're stuck with me
01:23:02the next Christmas
01:23:03and the Christmas after that
01:23:05and forever.
01:23:08I wouldn't have it
01:23:09any other way.
01:23:15Who's that?
01:23:18Eva!
01:23:18Take me back!
01:23:23I'm sorry!
01:23:24I'm struck you, dark!
01:23:28Looks like I have to
01:23:29take out the trash.
01:23:31Again.
01:23:34No?
01:23:35Not funny?
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