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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas #FULL EP
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00:00:00We have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:02Everyone knows Eva has to be...
00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play along.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Happy New Year!
00:00:57You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:19It's just my birthmark.
00:01:21Because peace is yours.
00:01:23I don't want you to stop.
00:01:23But I don't want you to stop.
00:01:25I don't want you to stop.
00:01:26I don't want you to keep talking.
00:01:27I was so drunk last night.
00:01:42I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:46I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:55Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me.
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:00I don't care how.
00:02:01Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:12Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:15I need grandkids.
00:02:17I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:19I need to go now.
00:02:20I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:21Seven years.
00:02:31Seven years.
00:02:32Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:34Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:35Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:56She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:02We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:05Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:11Hi.
00:03:12One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:14And one hot chocolate.
00:03:17I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:20Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:25Ah.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:28It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:32Where's my real one?
00:03:33I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:42Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Tell me!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54What?
00:04:01Tell me!
00:04:02No!
00:04:02I'm sorry.
00:04:04I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry!
00:04:11Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:21I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:24He's gorgeous.
00:04:25Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:32Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:36Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:46Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:47What's your name?
00:04:47Well, Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:51Max, Aurelius.
00:04:52Eva.
00:04:53I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:01I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:03So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:18Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:23You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:25Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:29and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:31And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:34so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:48Deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:20Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:23I think we got it.
00:06:47Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:51To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:53and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:09Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:21to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:45Okay.
00:07:46Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:52I should come.
00:07:53Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:55in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:57I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:00It'll make it more believable.
00:08:03Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06You can come.
00:08:14Let's go.
00:08:15Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:24Oh!
00:08:26What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:34of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:39that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:50we will say they're from you.
00:08:52Jeez.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:54I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:59Oh, so I was, uh, thinking
00:09:01that since we're married,
00:09:04we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:08in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no...
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:19This is strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that
00:09:23is not happening.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper
00:09:30to have messy complications
00:09:31getting in the way
00:09:32of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman
00:09:45pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:50and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:51and I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention shoppers,
00:09:56all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies.
00:10:02Did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:10Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:18and you are just short $15
00:10:19if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah, what do you have
00:10:23that's just $15?
00:10:25Well, you get a move on.
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:37Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38Okay.
00:10:41I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn.
00:10:50My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:58Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00You can just set those on top.
00:11:06Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:16Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:32What?
00:11:33You do that often?
00:11:35As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Sit.
00:11:47Watch out.
00:12:06You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:10I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:19And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:57So, it's perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:07Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:13Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:37Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:42It's my daughter's.
00:13:45Daughter's?
00:13:45Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:49Hey, there they are!
00:14:05Hey!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Aw, Dad.
00:14:10So glad you made it.
00:14:11Aw, we missed you.
00:14:13So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:23So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:43This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela?
00:14:50Debbie?
00:14:51My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:17He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager?
00:15:19Of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:35Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:42Ah, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:51Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:58and you turned him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand.
00:16:06A year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you made it.
00:16:31There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Livin' the dream.
00:16:38Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:53Well, you must have rushed to tie the night out, huh?
00:16:56Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being a hot, young thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:03Ah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:16Women love a man in red.
00:17:17Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:23Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:47I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:55My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:05Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:12No.
00:18:13Just like I thought.
00:18:15Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:21And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Mommy.
00:18:28Hey.
00:18:28Are you okay?
00:18:29I see your hands.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32We're going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:34Come on, now.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:37What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:43Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:19:05Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:14How are you, sweetie?
00:19:18Where's Piper?
00:19:19William Hitter?
00:19:21Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:27If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:32Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:39It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York.
00:19:45Polite.
00:19:45Handsome.
00:19:46Just like she said.
00:19:48Wow.
00:19:50He was an AI.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:53And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:56You son of a bitch.
00:19:58You just ruined my suit.
00:20:00And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:01That pristine automobile.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car?
00:20:10It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:14Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:17Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:29You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:30You stole it.
00:20:32That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:39Enough.
00:20:39Please.
00:20:41I trust my daughter.
00:20:44She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:57So, you need a breath, man.
00:21:02All right, that's it.
00:21:03I'm calling the cops.
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well.
00:21:13Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:20I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:36Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:41But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:47Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser!
00:21:50Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:53Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:05Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play alone.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:30Yes, sir.
00:22:31I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:34Please, accept my serious apologies.
00:22:35Please.
00:22:46Oh, that William.
00:22:48What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:59No, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:04You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:06Soon.
00:23:07Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:20If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:28Chris, didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys.
00:23:41Let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:47Come on in.
00:23:48Come on in.
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:58My fault?
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:02Oh!
00:24:03Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you.
00:24:18I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:20I have a friend in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:30He knows people.
00:24:31Has connections.
00:24:32He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:39Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:43Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:44Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey.
00:24:48We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:55I think they get it, hon.
00:24:58Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:05And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit.
00:25:11Joey?
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:17Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax.
00:25:23It was just a hug.
00:25:25Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:36What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:48Something just falls off.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make our promise to prove it?
00:25:56Oh, it's...
00:25:57Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:06Here we go.
00:26:08Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:13To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:15Aw.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:20Looks great.
00:26:21Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:23I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Ooh.
00:26:33Oh, no.
00:26:33Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow, Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:49Oh, jeez.
00:26:52It's okay.
00:26:53Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:55I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:56Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:12They're the best kind.
00:27:14Well, of course.
00:27:15It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:17See?
00:27:19Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:25We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:33I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:37Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:41Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:51I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:53Well, um, it's...
00:27:57Silly face.
00:27:57Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face.
00:28:05I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09Those blazers.
00:28:11It's nice.
00:28:13You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:23I agree with you there.
00:28:25So, come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's eat.
00:28:27Come on.
00:28:27And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:01The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:04That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You heard her.
00:29:46Whoa!
00:29:47Whoa!
00:29:47Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:55Nice try.
00:29:55I am not showering with you.
00:29:57All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:19Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed.
00:30:23Nothing physical.
00:30:24You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:43In your dreams.
00:30:46Free to join me.
00:30:47You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:12Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah.
00:31:19Proof.
00:31:20Proof.
00:31:20Holy shit.
00:31:21I will.
00:31:22This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:40I'll say. What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:44Still think you can lose it?
00:31:48Baby, I don't think I want you.
00:31:56Max, I shut up.
00:32:00Or maybe we should. God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:04Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Oh, I'm so sexy.
00:32:24Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:26What? I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:29It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:35You're right. I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just don't need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:49That birthmark.
00:32:55What is that?
00:32:57It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:05Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:13Are you okay?
00:33:15Yeah. I just, um...
00:33:17I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:21What?
00:33:23Of course.
00:33:27We have a daughter together.
00:33:29Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:31I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:43Hey. Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days. So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:53I wanna help.
00:33:55He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:05You had a kid.
00:34:09A child?
00:34:10No, no, no. That's impossible. I'm very careful. Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around. Family to me is a big commitment. And I don't want any loose ends. You know?
00:34:27Right.
00:34:29He wouldn't want a kid tying him down. I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:36No reason. Just curious.
00:34:39I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:42What?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:54Where did you get these? And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:58I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:05For your family.
00:35:06Oh, no, yes, yes, yes.
00:35:07Get this. Get this.
00:35:08Get this.
00:35:09Get this.
00:35:11Go.
00:35:17Go.
00:35:18Go.
00:35:19Go.
00:35:20Go.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:22the truth is is that I go go go go go just a second come in hey hon oh sorry for interrupting
00:35:36but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck around think you could take this one dad
00:35:42we're kind of in the middle of something I can see that well why don't I read it to her I mean
00:35:48if you don't if you don't mind you know what just put a shirt on I'm gonna go get her Piper here comes
00:35:57grandpa he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle in a way they all flew like the down of a
00:36:06thistle but I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
00:36:18if Piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon
00:36:21good night Piper
00:36:23is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you're her dad
00:36:33uh no that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:40do you really think so from the bottom of my heart maybe I should tell him he deserves to know
00:36:50max
00:36:57you're Piper's father
00:37:03I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:11I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:11where's Piper
00:37:37she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:37:40god he's such a good kisser
00:37:57just gonna kiss and run
00:38:07not on my watch
00:38:10yeah this
00:38:15I remember this
00:38:17good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at Chateau Smith
00:38:31good morning Miss Smith it was uh it was great
00:38:35wonderful
00:38:36well it's about to get even better
00:38:38oh no
00:38:41what is that
00:38:42sardines and saltines
00:38:44it's a smith family classic it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:49don't be shy go ahead and grab a handful
00:38:51max you don't have to
00:38:54no no it's okay
00:38:55it's a smith family staple
00:38:58good
00:39:05good
00:39:13good
00:39:17scrunches
00:39:17well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:20could I um could I have some water please
00:39:30that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her brood this year
00:39:33what's the deal with them
00:39:35every year aunt miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:38says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:41hey don't worry
00:39:44I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:46better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:50just in case
00:39:51well
00:39:52looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:39:56wait that earring
00:40:07wait
00:40:09that earring
00:40:11you like it
00:40:12I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:15did you lose it
00:40:16seven years ago
00:40:17I don't really remember the details but
00:40:20luckily I was
00:40:22able to find a new pair
00:40:23right it's just a common earring
00:40:26anyone can have it
00:40:28maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:30she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:32so Ava and Piper
00:40:36still aren't here
00:40:38but Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:41what kind of man could she possibly have landed
00:40:45an aging single mom
00:40:47slim pickings
00:40:49I heard he's in waste management
00:40:51that explains it
00:40:53she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:56oh please Miranda
00:40:57Ava is your niece
00:40:59oh come on grandpa
00:41:01everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:05her track record speaks for itself
00:41:07exactly
00:41:07not like my Sierra
00:41:09married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:12oh
00:41:15they're here
00:41:16Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:18Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:24Merry Christmas
00:41:25you must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:28I am
00:41:29I'm Ava's husband
00:41:30Max
00:41:31pleasure to meet you
00:41:32welcome
00:41:33you're Ava's husband
00:41:34but
00:41:35you're gorgeous
00:41:37but
00:41:40not as handsome as you
00:41:41look at you two
00:41:42you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:44Merry Christmas Grandpa
00:41:46this is from Max and I
00:41:49oh my goodness
00:41:50thank you Eva
00:41:51let me grab that for you daddy
00:41:53oops
00:41:55oh my bad
00:41:56ooh
00:41:56a homemade gift
00:41:58how thrifty
00:42:00not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:03mommy's right
00:42:04you mean all high
00:42:05you little
00:42:07you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:10or you will lose yours
00:42:12oh
00:42:13I think you broke my wrist
00:42:16look what you just did to my mother
00:42:18my husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:21he could ruin your life
00:42:23mommy are you okay
00:42:36I'm fine
00:42:37I'm just wet huh
00:42:38yeah
00:42:39it's okay
00:42:39it's okay
00:42:40what are you
00:42:43don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:47did you just slap me
00:42:50next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:51you're a fucking psycho
00:42:53you know what Sierra
00:42:54I can take your little insults
00:42:55but leave my family out of this
00:42:58her family
00:43:00she needs me
00:43:02you okay honey
00:43:08do I look okay to you
00:43:09dumbass
00:43:10do something
00:43:11you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:13I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:16oh wow
00:43:17I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:22like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:25let's call him
00:43:26I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:29please
00:43:30who do you think you are
00:43:31enough
00:43:33there will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:37fine dad
00:43:39let it go Nathan
00:43:41they're just jealous
00:43:43for grandpa's sake
00:43:45I'll let you off easy
00:43:46I think you
00:43:48owe Nathan
00:43:49a thank you
00:43:50I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:52for slapping some sense into you
00:43:54do you want me to get the other cheek
00:43:55alright that's enough
00:43:56everyone come inside
00:43:58and sit down
00:44:00is this a joke
00:44:21can you please pass me some food
00:44:24hold it
00:44:24who said you could eat anything else
00:44:26my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:29my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:35king crab fresh from Alaska
00:44:39and grass fed wagyu
00:44:40three times the price
00:44:42fifty times the flavor
00:44:44and you don't get a single bite
00:44:47it's just petty
00:44:48maybe so
00:44:49but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:53fine
00:44:54then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:57come on let's go
00:44:58no no
00:44:59don't you dare
00:45:01leave our family dinner
00:45:02grandpa I'm sorry
00:45:04but they're treating us like
00:45:05I know dear
00:45:07I just want to have our family together
00:45:09fine
00:45:10we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:13better a stray than a bitch
00:45:14what was that?
00:45:18I just want to have our family together
00:45:20fine
00:45:22we'll stay
00:45:23can I have a little nipple?
00:45:26it's okay sweetie
00:45:27we'll get something
00:45:28right after
00:45:29like drive-thru?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:34that will be a particularly
00:45:35memorable Christmas present
00:45:37no strays
00:45:40ow
00:45:40sweetie are you okay?
00:45:42yes
00:45:43it's fine
00:45:43you hit my child
00:45:45you're fucking crazy
00:45:46well if you teach her some manners
00:45:48maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:50don't worry baby
00:45:54I'll handle it
00:45:56husband and I
00:45:56paid for this feast
00:45:58king crab
00:46:00fresh from Alaska
00:46:01and grass fed wagyu
00:46:03three times the price
00:46:05fifty times the flavor
00:46:07and you don't get a single bite
00:46:09it's just petty
00:46:10maybe so
00:46:12but gourmet food
00:46:13isn't meant
00:46:14for bottom feeders
00:46:16fine
00:46:16then we won't stay
00:46:18and eat with you
00:46:19come on
00:46:20let's go
00:46:20no no
00:46:21don't you dare
00:46:23leave our family dinner
00:46:25grandpa
00:46:25I'm sorry
00:46:26but they're treating us like
00:46:28I know dear
00:46:29I just want to have
00:46:30our family together
00:46:31fine
00:46:32we'll let the strays
00:46:33sit and eat with us
00:46:35better a stray
00:46:36than a bitch
00:46:37what was that?
00:46:41I just want to have
00:46:42our family together
00:46:43fine
00:46:45we'll stay
00:46:46can I have a little nipple?
00:46:49it's okay sweetie
00:46:50we'll get something
00:46:51right after
00:46:52like drive-thru
00:46:53I hope you enjoy
00:46:55food poisoning
00:46:56that will be a
00:46:57particularly memorable
00:46:59Christmas present
00:47:00no strays
00:47:02ow
00:47:03sweetie
00:47:04are you okay?
00:47:05you hit my child
00:47:08you're fucking crazy
00:47:09well if you teach her
00:47:10some manners
00:47:11maybe I wouldn't have to
00:47:13don't worry baby
00:47:17I'll handle it
00:47:19don't worry baby
00:47:22I'll handle it
00:47:24Piper
00:47:27sweetie
00:47:28are you ready to try
00:47:29the best food
00:47:30you've ever had
00:47:31in your life?
00:47:34okay sweetheart
00:47:35give me two minutes
00:47:36and one phone call
00:47:37as if you have a chef
00:47:39on speed dial
00:47:40actually I do
00:47:41he's such a liar
00:47:44this ought to be hilarious
00:47:45oh
00:47:46it will be
00:47:48Sam
00:47:50yeah
00:47:51send the troops
00:47:52and bring that king crab
00:47:54from Antarctica
00:47:55I'm already on my way
00:47:56bring that king crab
00:48:02from Antarctica
00:48:02I'm already on my way
00:48:04you hear this guy?
00:48:07he wants the best king crab
00:48:09in the world
00:48:09from Antarctica
00:48:11now I get why
00:48:13you married him Eva
00:48:14his silly delusions
00:48:15are just adorable
00:48:17Max
00:48:18what are you doing?
00:48:19don't worry about it sweetheart
00:48:20Santa's already on his way
00:48:22actually
00:48:23five
00:48:24four
00:48:26three
00:48:27two
00:48:28one
00:48:29a helicopter?
00:48:33there's no way
00:48:41how did you pull this off?
00:48:48Sam is like family
00:48:49I thought I'd introduce you to
00:48:51thanks boss
00:48:52boss?
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:56maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:48:58Eva I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:49:01I'm Maximus Harrison
00:49:04you're
00:49:06the CEO
00:49:07of Harrison Group?
00:49:09mhm
00:49:09come on
00:49:13you can stop kidding around
00:49:16if you were the CEO
00:49:17why would you be here
00:49:18pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20no I actually am the CEO
00:49:22come on
00:49:23you can stop the charade
00:49:24okay
00:49:24this is just another favor
00:49:25from that big wig friend
00:49:26isn't it?
00:49:27Eva
00:49:27I'm not pretending
00:49:29Mr. Harrison
00:49:32the Antarctic king crab
00:49:33as you requested
00:49:34how is this possible?
00:49:46this loser brings
00:49:48Antarctic king crab
00:49:49and has his own
00:49:51personal chef?
00:49:53who are you?
00:49:54I told you
00:49:55I'm Eva's husband
00:49:56that chef called him
00:49:58Mr. Harrison
00:49:59wait
00:50:00no
00:50:00hold on
00:50:01you're the actual CEO
00:50:04of the Harrison Group?
00:50:07you're worth more than
00:50:08some whole countries
00:50:09hmm
00:50:10some of the small ones
00:50:12I mean you know that
00:50:13you work for me
00:50:15oh god
00:50:16I insulted my own boss
00:50:18I'm finished
00:50:20oh god
00:50:25I insulted my own boss
00:50:27I'm finished
00:50:28didn't think Max
00:50:30would commit this hard
00:50:31pretending to be CEO
00:50:32is a hell of a move
00:50:33worth every penny
00:50:34I'm paying him
00:50:35for tonight
00:50:36your fee stands
00:50:37and with that
00:50:39your career
00:50:40you're fired
00:50:41fired?
00:50:43Sam
00:50:43fired?
00:50:44oh god
00:50:49I can't be fired
00:50:50what?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison
00:50:54please
00:50:54you can have
00:50:55as much crab
00:50:56as you want
00:50:57please
00:50:57Mr. Harrison
00:50:58I'll do anything
00:50:59guys
00:51:00take out the trash
00:51:02and you
00:51:08oh me
00:51:09Mr. Harrison
00:51:11come on
00:51:12that was a Christmas joke
00:51:14a family tradition
00:51:15yeah well
00:51:16there's a new family tradition
00:51:18Sam
00:51:19will you do me the honors?
00:51:26gladly
00:51:26Merry Christmas
00:51:31Father
00:51:35do something
00:51:36well you kind of deserve that
00:51:39I'm leaving
00:51:40mmm
00:51:41pumpkin
00:51:42my favorite
00:51:43come on sweetie
00:51:51daddy had the scrapped line
00:51:53just for you
00:51:53eat as much as you want
00:51:55thanks daddy
00:51:56I am so sorry
00:52:01I ruined your Christmas
00:52:01I just couldn't take them
00:52:03treating you like that
00:52:04honestly
00:52:04this is the best Christmas
00:52:07I've ever had
00:52:08well if you want
00:52:09we can have many more
00:52:09just like this
00:52:11does he really mean that
00:52:13or is he just playing the part
00:52:15I can't tell
00:52:16and that terrifies me
00:52:19Merry Christmas
00:52:24Mrs. Harrison
00:52:25I brought you a gift
00:52:26here's the paternity test
00:52:27between the boss
00:52:28and that little girl
00:52:28oh
00:52:29this is wonderful
00:52:36Sam
00:52:38I have a granddaughter
00:52:39tell me everything
00:52:41Miss Eva Smith
00:52:42single mother
00:52:43small town gal
00:52:44didn't finish high school
00:52:46currently works in retail
00:52:47oh Maximus
00:52:49I thought I raised you better
00:52:50a high school dropout
00:52:52in the Harrison family
00:52:55not a chance
00:52:57she is clearly
00:53:01unfit to raise
00:53:03my granddaughter
00:53:03Maximus seems to like her
00:53:05silence
00:53:05get me the address
00:53:07where she works
00:53:08it's Happy Heels
00:53:09on Broadway
00:53:09that's nice
00:53:11we own that one
00:53:13good work
00:53:14but take off
00:53:15that stupid hat
00:53:16thanks
00:53:26so your dad insisted
00:53:28that I try this wine
00:53:29that he's been saving
00:53:30for 20 years
00:53:31sounds like he's happy
00:53:34with his new son-in-law
00:53:35and how about you
00:53:36me
00:53:40yeah
00:53:41are you happy
00:53:43with your new husband
00:53:44Eva
00:53:49that birthmark
00:54:01family to me
00:54:02is a big commitment
00:54:04and
00:54:04I don't want
00:54:05any loose ends
00:54:06you know
00:54:07Maximus
00:54:08there's so much
00:54:09we don't know
00:54:10so much
00:54:10we're not telling
00:54:11each other
00:54:11uh
00:54:12no feelings
00:54:15no complications
00:54:15that's what we agreed upon
00:54:16yeah I didn't sign a contract
00:54:18Max
00:54:20yeah I guess you're right
00:54:21it's cold
00:54:24maybe I'll go grab
00:54:26some more firewood
00:54:27Max
00:54:28I need to tell you something
00:54:32something important
00:54:36what's gotten into her
00:54:37is she hiding something
00:54:40is this the part
00:54:41where you tell me
00:54:41there's no Santa
00:54:42I haven't been
00:54:44completely honest
00:54:45with you
00:54:45Piper is
00:54:49Piper is
00:54:53mommy
00:54:54mommy daddy
00:54:54my hand hurts
00:54:56sweetie
00:54:57oh my gosh
00:54:58it's all swollen
00:54:59must have been
00:55:00when that witch
00:55:00smacked her with the fork
00:55:01earlier
00:55:01listen you stay here
00:55:02with daddy
00:55:03mommy's gonna go
00:55:03get a first aid kit
00:55:04okay
00:55:04come on Piper
00:55:08okay let me see
00:55:12I promise
00:55:16I won't let anyone
00:55:17hurt you or mommy
00:55:19again
00:55:19but that's not true
00:55:21you're leaving after Christmas
00:55:22aren't you
00:55:23uh
00:55:25daddy
00:55:26no
00:55:27well
00:55:28don't you dare
00:55:35disrespect my husband
00:55:37well maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:41well maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:45really
00:55:45please stay daddy
00:55:47you think you will scar
00:55:52hmm
00:55:54I wouldn't worry about it
00:55:58scars make you look like a badass
00:55:59I have one too
00:56:01dad
00:56:02I got that when I was about your age
00:56:05some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:56:08really
00:56:09no way
00:56:10no
00:56:11it was actually a cactus
00:56:12but it's still cool
00:56:14I have something like that
00:56:17on the back of my neck
00:56:18Piper
00:56:22how long have you had that
00:56:23my mom said I had that
00:56:25when I was born
00:56:26and how old are you
00:56:32six
00:56:33six
00:56:34that one night stand
00:56:36was about seven years ago
00:56:37okay I found the first aid kit
00:56:39Ivar are you sure
00:56:40we haven't met before
00:56:41what do I even say
00:56:46and how do I explain it to Piper
00:56:47sorry honey
00:56:49this man's your dad
00:56:50and he didn't know you existed
00:56:51until now
00:56:52um
00:56:53yeah
00:56:55can I see your hand sweetie
00:56:58Eva
00:56:59okay look
00:57:05Piper is
00:57:08go on
00:57:15that must be an emergency
00:57:22excuse me
00:57:24sorry
00:57:25I'll take this
00:57:26mommy are you okay
00:57:33yeah
00:57:34mommy's just realizing
00:57:37she's a coward
00:57:38I don't even have the guts
00:57:40to tell the truth
00:57:41why haven't you picked up my calls
00:57:46I'm telling you Max
00:57:48that woman is manipulating you
00:57:50she's a high school dropout
00:57:52doesn't even have a decent job
00:57:54and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:57I'm Eva's husband
00:57:58Max
00:57:59that man has no idea
00:58:01what a treasure
00:58:02he's missing out on
00:58:05I'm sorry Max
00:58:09you can't know Piper's your daughter
00:58:10your mother would take her away
00:58:12after Christmas
00:58:13it's over
00:58:14Eva
00:58:17Maximus
00:58:19are you even listening to me
00:58:21no mom
00:58:22mom
00:58:22listen
00:58:22I'm sorry
00:58:23okay
00:58:24Eva's my wife
00:58:25and I've made up my mind
00:58:26I'm not leaving her
00:58:27Eva
00:58:29thank you
00:58:36oh thank you
00:58:41this is for you grandma
00:58:42oh wow
00:58:48that's so cool
00:58:50what did you make
00:58:50uh Derek
00:58:52this is from
00:58:53Eva
00:58:54oh thank you so much
00:58:56thanks guys
00:58:58glad you're here
00:58:59got it
00:59:01oh
00:59:02wow
00:59:03damn
00:59:03these are nice
00:59:04thanks
00:59:05grandpa
00:59:05language
00:59:07little ears
00:59:08Piper
00:59:13do you want to go see your present
00:59:15it's in the other room
00:59:16by the train set
00:59:16here I'll go with you
00:59:18remember the song that we sang
00:59:19ready ready
00:59:20grandma got run over
00:59:22by a reindeer
00:59:22what we got guys
00:59:23Billy
00:59:23walking home from our house
00:59:25Christmas Eve
00:59:26you never told me
00:59:31have we met before
00:59:35have we met before
00:59:40she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:59:44I don't know what you're getting at
00:59:48Eva
00:59:50I have the same birthmark
00:59:52as Piper
00:59:53I don't know what you're talking about
01:00:02lots of people have birthmarks
01:00:03they're very common
01:00:04I feel so awful
01:00:05but I can't lose my child
01:00:07no matter how I feel about him
01:00:09maybe
01:00:12are you okay
01:00:16will the clogs a bad idea
01:00:20no
01:00:22I'm fine
01:00:23um
01:00:25oh
01:00:27I almost forgot
01:00:28I got you this
01:00:31you got me a gift too
01:00:33tis the season
01:00:34open it
01:00:36gloves
01:00:57did you make these?
01:01:02yeah
01:01:03I know this is a fake marriage
01:01:05but
01:01:05that's Christmas
01:01:07you've already done so much for me
01:01:09I just wanted to do a little something for you
01:01:11how did I feel?
01:01:15warm right?
01:01:16yeah
01:01:17warm
01:01:18soft
01:01:20perfect
01:01:24thank you
01:01:28Eva
01:01:28I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:01:32really?
01:01:36yeah
01:01:36my mom
01:01:36she partied all the time
01:01:38and
01:01:38I got gifts
01:01:40plenty of them
01:01:41but
01:01:41I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:01:44nothing
01:01:46personal
01:01:47well you deserve it
01:01:49you're a good guy
01:01:51and
01:01:53someday you'll
01:01:54find
01:01:55someone special
01:01:56to
01:01:57spend all your Christmases with
01:01:59what if that day's today
01:02:01what if I already found someone special
01:02:07right here
01:02:09Max
01:02:34we can't
01:02:36if you want me to stop
01:02:38you better tell me right now
01:02:40come on
01:02:45I don't want you to stop
01:02:47no matter how many years pass
01:02:55I still can't resist him
01:02:56I don't want you
01:03:11God you are trying to be fucking insane
01:03:23Piper
01:03:27Piper?
01:03:27she can't see him
01:03:40Eva?
01:03:58Eva?
01:04:01Grandma
01:04:02I'm up here
01:04:03that was way too close
01:04:17yeah
01:04:17we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:04:20sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:04:26can I
01:04:29still unwrap my present?
01:04:31and you still haven't given me mine
01:04:34let me give it to you
01:05:01who is calling me this morning?
01:05:23hello?
01:05:24hello Eva Smith
01:05:26I'm Max's mother
01:05:27name your price
01:05:29what will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:32what?
01:05:33we both know my son is way out of your league
01:05:36take the money
01:05:38leave my granddaughter with us
01:05:40and go
01:05:41my son will find a better wife
01:05:43and a better mother for his child
01:05:45Piper is my daughter
01:05:46and no amount of money you offer
01:05:48could ever make me give her up
01:05:49so you keep your money
01:05:50and I'll leave on my own
01:05:51but I am not handing Piper over to you
01:05:53well there's my beautiful wife
01:05:58you okay?
01:06:07look we made it through Christmas
01:06:08so I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:06:13what are you talking about?
01:06:16it's over
01:06:17it's not that hard to understand
01:06:19Eva wait
01:06:24so last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34well Max
01:06:35it's not real
01:06:36none of it was real
01:06:38so
01:06:39this is just a goodbye
01:06:40didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:06:44look
01:06:46last night
01:06:48I let my guard down
01:06:51but I'm a mother
01:06:52and my choices affect Piper
01:06:54and being with you
01:06:55can mess up everything between us
01:06:57just tell me what you need
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes
01:07:01to be a good husband
01:07:02a good father
01:07:03just say the word
01:07:05you don't get it
01:07:12you don't get it
01:07:14I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:07:23I won't give up on us
01:07:29are we here?
01:07:47yes
01:07:47as much as I don't want us to be
01:07:50we're back
01:07:51Piper
01:07:55sweetie wake up
01:07:56we're home
01:07:57how can she just walk away?
01:08:10don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:08:12it's part of the agreement too
01:08:14can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:18you promised
01:08:19Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:08:21can you do this for me please?
01:08:23all right fine
01:08:26when?
01:08:28two days
01:08:29I'll come pick you up
01:08:31no need
01:08:32just send me the address
01:08:34and I'm either
01:08:34I know you and mommy thought
01:08:42but she still really likes you
01:08:45so don't give up
01:08:46okay daddy?
01:08:48thank you sweetie
01:08:48if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:08:51I always fight for the ones I love
01:08:53Eva's meeting my mother today
01:09:15time to finally tell her the truth
01:09:17boss
01:09:18boss
01:09:20lady and gentlemen
01:09:25I am so sorry
01:09:26I need to go in back with my family
01:09:29family?
01:09:30boss you okay?
01:09:32never better
01:09:33go get her Max
01:09:36give her your best smile
01:09:41ah there he is
01:09:43Maximus darling
01:09:45I have some prospects for you
01:09:48nice high society girls from the city
01:09:51oh
01:09:54I told you
01:09:57I already found the woman I love
01:09:58Maximus
01:10:06stop this
01:10:07that Eva woman is scamming you son
01:10:10tell me what kind of woman you want
01:10:13and I'll find you another
01:10:14you are heir
01:10:16to the Harrison dynasty
01:10:18no I'm not
01:10:19oh
01:10:21I work in waste management
01:10:23and I'm a secret crime boss
01:10:25I'm Eva's husband
01:10:27and I'm a father
01:10:28what?
01:10:31oh that's her
01:10:46the woman who got my son
01:10:48head over heels
01:10:49hi
01:10:52welcome in
01:10:52can I help you find something?
01:10:54I want to try those
01:10:56awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:11:00are you?
01:11:03sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:08no no no
01:11:09I know what I want
01:11:10size 7
01:11:12oh baby can't even walk
01:11:15but she wants $3,000 heels
01:11:17come on
01:11:18she wants the white shoes
01:11:19ignore her
01:11:25she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:11:27here let me help you
01:11:29come on
01:11:29she
01:11:34seems kind
01:11:36I shouldn't be that impressed
01:11:43she's just doing her job
01:11:45how do they feel?
01:11:47well I love the style
01:11:49but it's too small
01:11:50I think I need a size up
01:11:52maybe my feet are still growing
01:11:55right away
01:11:58I'll be right back
01:12:00she's not only kind
01:12:02she's patient
01:12:03was I wrong about her?
01:12:05are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:23well who gives a shit
01:12:25she can't walk
01:12:26that's just pure evil
01:12:32oh come on
01:12:35St. Eva
01:12:36she's in a wheelchair
01:12:38who cares?
01:12:39it's the last pair
01:12:40I get paid commission
01:12:42I am not doing that
01:12:49Vanessa
01:12:49see
01:12:51this
01:12:53is your whole problem
01:12:54this
01:12:56is why you'll always
01:12:57be broke
01:12:58I don't care
01:13:00if she can walk
01:13:01or not
01:13:01I'm not selling her
01:13:03joke
01:13:03she has to deal
01:13:05with people like this
01:13:07people who insult
01:13:08her all day
01:13:09I'm
01:13:11your manager
01:13:12sell the old
01:13:16bitty the shoes
01:13:17or you're fired
01:13:19did I stutter?
01:13:30you don't have to fire me
01:13:32I quit
01:13:35I don't work here anymore
01:13:41listen
01:13:43don't buy the shoes
01:13:45they're broken
01:13:46spend your heart and money
01:13:47elsewhere
01:13:48okay
01:13:48you're a good person
01:13:50after all
01:13:51looks like I misjudged you
01:13:54I'm sorry?
01:13:57why are you still here
01:13:59Eva?
01:14:00get out
01:14:01you're not disabled?
01:14:08selling a broken heel
01:14:09to someone you thought
01:14:10was handicapped
01:14:11absolutely shameful
01:14:13shameful
01:14:14who are you?
01:14:15I am the chairwoman
01:14:17of the Harrison group
01:14:20and the owner of this store
01:14:21you're Eleanor Harrison?
01:14:25mother of the CEO?
01:14:26I am
01:14:27and you my dear
01:14:29are fired
01:14:30what did I do?
01:14:35you are a good person
01:14:37from now on
01:14:39this store is yours to run
01:14:41are you serious?
01:14:47that's right
01:14:49don't be nervous child
01:14:51you are professional
01:14:53responsible
01:14:54far better than that
01:14:56two-bit manager
01:14:57you
01:15:01out
01:15:02I'll leave
01:15:04I'm leaving
01:15:08I
01:15:10I
01:15:11I feel like I'm dreaming
01:15:13no
01:15:14don't worry
01:15:15you're getting a promotion
01:15:17you deserve it my dear
01:15:20thank you
01:15:23first assignment
01:15:24I want that row
01:15:26and that row
01:15:28and the entire display case
01:15:30pack it all up
01:15:32and bring it to my house
01:15:33okay
01:15:35yeah
01:15:36once we're home
01:15:39I'll tell her
01:15:40I'm her mother-in-law
01:15:41I can't wait
01:15:42to finally meet
01:15:43my granddaughter
01:15:44she's the mother
01:15:51of a CEO
01:15:52of course she lives
01:15:53like this
01:15:55Mrs. Harrison
01:16:05I'm here with your delivery
01:16:07Max?
01:16:11Eva
01:16:11what are you doing here?
01:16:15I uh
01:16:16there you are Eva
01:16:18wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:16:22my new daughter-in-law
01:16:24what are you
01:16:26that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:16:32well I tried to tell you but
01:16:36stop
01:16:36and you
01:16:38you lied to me
01:16:40at the store
01:16:40you were both just testing me
01:16:43is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:46I'm sorry Eva
01:16:47I thought you might be using my son
01:16:49just after his money
01:16:51but I was wrong
01:16:52Eva please
01:16:53I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:16:55not every working class girl is after your money
01:16:58how could you think that of me?
01:17:01it's not like that dear
01:17:02Eva what are you talking about?
01:17:04mom
01:17:06what did you do?
01:17:07I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:17:10we're not together
01:17:11and I can't love something that was never real
01:17:15I made a horrible mistake
01:17:21what are you waiting for son?
01:17:24go after her
01:17:25Eva
01:17:29let me go
01:17:30I swear it's not what you think
01:17:32but we come from two completely different worlds
01:17:34stop pretending like you care
01:17:35I'm not pretending
01:17:36okay I can't fake what we have
01:17:39and everything I've done for you
01:17:40and Piper
01:17:41this is real
01:17:42touch my wife again
01:17:48and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:17:50Max you came
01:17:52God you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:17:55I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:17:59a good father
01:18:00just say the word
01:18:02see?
01:18:06stop fighting
01:18:08we belong together
01:18:12you're wrong
01:18:14wrong about what?
01:18:17that you care?
01:18:18or we belong together?
01:18:20look I already told you
01:18:21we're from two completely different worlds
01:18:23now I held up my end of the deal
01:18:25and I met your mother
01:18:26like we discussed
01:18:27now I want a fake divorce from my fake husband
01:18:30Eva
01:18:34Eva
01:18:37Eva
01:18:37I'm sorry Maximus
01:18:41walking away is the only choice I have
01:18:43ow
01:18:50are you okay mommy?
01:18:54yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:18:55come here
01:18:56no you're not fine
01:19:06you're sad
01:19:07I'm okay sweetie
01:19:10I miss daddy too
01:19:14I want Max to be my real daddy
01:19:19don't you want to be with him?
01:19:23love bug
01:19:26you're right
01:19:28what am I doing?
01:19:30running like a coward?
01:19:33I've always taught you to be brave
01:19:34now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:19:38I believe in you
01:19:40what are you gonna do mommy?
01:19:41I know exactly what to say to him
01:19:44Maximus deserves to know
01:19:49Piper is his daughter
01:19:51enough sulking
01:19:59go get your wife
01:20:01and my grandbaby back
01:20:02don't you think I want to?
01:20:05she doesn't want me
01:20:07I didn't raise you to give up
01:20:09your daughter is still out there
01:20:10you can't abandon her
01:20:12mom you don't get it
01:20:13I made a deal with Eva
01:20:15to play my wife
01:20:16and Piper she was
01:20:18an added bonus
01:20:20what are you talking about?
01:20:22I already ran a DNA test
01:20:25Piper is your daughter
01:20:28what?
01:20:29see for yourself
01:20:30I was right
01:20:37seven years ago
01:20:39New Years
01:20:40that woman was Eva
01:20:41Eva?
01:20:54hey
01:20:55daddy
01:20:58daddy
01:20:59Piper
01:21:00Piper
01:21:00I missed you so much sweetheart
01:21:05you came back
01:21:12I uh
01:21:15don't forget to be brave mommy
01:21:19I uh
01:21:26I was scared
01:21:28but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:21:30cause what we have is real
01:21:33and it's worth fighting for
01:21:34sweetheart I have
01:21:37something to tell you
01:21:38I have something to tell you too
01:21:40Piper is your daughter
01:21:44you knew
01:21:46my sweet granddaughter
01:21:48mama
01:21:49I just found out for sure
01:21:54a few minutes ago
01:21:55but you've known this whole time
01:21:56I was scared
01:21:58okay
01:21:59I didn't know
01:21:59if you were gonna take her from me
01:22:01I didn't know
01:22:02how you were feeling
01:22:03how could you not know how I felt
01:22:05I love you Eva
01:22:18I love you too
01:22:21I promise
01:22:23for the rest of my life
01:22:25I'm going to make it up to you
01:22:26as long as we're together
01:22:29it doesn't matter where we are
01:22:31will you marry me Eva
01:22:42for real this time
01:22:44yes
01:22:45yes
01:22:46yes of course
01:22:48I'll marry you
01:22:49yes
01:22:53looks like you're stuck with me
01:23:02the next Christmas
01:23:03and the Christmas after that
01:23:05and forever
01:23:06I wouldn't have it any other way
01:23:10who's that
01:23:16Eva
01:23:18take me back
01:23:22I'm sorry
01:23:24I'm sorry
01:23:25I'm sorry
01:23:25you're tired
01:23:26looks like I have to take out the trash
01:23:30again
01:23:32no
01:23:35not funny
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