00:00I made John Cena tap out like a little bitch.
00:10It is my time now.
00:20I will forever be the man that made John Cena give up.
00:30And you can see that grin on his face.
00:35Let's go for trouble on Paradise, but instead, there's a spear.
00:39Usos picking up the pace, picking up the damage.
00:44But with that Xavier once wiped out on the outside,
00:48Kofi Kingston may be defenseless here.
00:50One D.
00:53One, two, three.
01:01And that's it.
01:05Here are your winners, Jimmy and Shay, the Usos.
01:13That will be on the one-year anniversary show.
01:21Rhea and Io against the Kabuki Warriors, all the recent-
01:25No, the poison mist right in her face.
01:30Wasting no time whatsoever to get the jump on the number one contenders of the Kabuki Warriors.
01:38The poison mist to the face.
01:44Officials are trying to stop it.
01:45They're holding her in place.
01:47Kairi Sane is up top.
01:50Throws down her championship.
01:52Looking for the insane elbow.
01:53Oh, no.
01:54Io.
01:55Oh, Io blocked it and took it right in the small of the back.
01:59She went to save Rhea Ripley and took that damage to the small of the back.
02:06But look at the resilience and the commitment to the ankle lock by Maxine Dupree.
02:13Maxine Dupree must be double jointed.
02:15I have no idea how she held onto the ankle lock there and back on it immediately.
02:19Maxine Dupree is absolutely relentless.
02:23She smells blood.
02:24She's going in for the kill.
02:25Like a dog to a stake, getting that ankle.
02:29Time and again, trying to get back into that ankle lock.
02:36An amazing move.
02:37Right back to it, Wade.
02:38Attacking that left ankle, it's taking a lot of damage.
02:42Ivy Nile's in a big, big mess here.
02:45Oh, this is asking a lot of Ivy Nile right here.
02:48Maxine Dupree, first title defense.
02:52Tap off snap.
02:53She retains ankle lock submission.
02:56Here is your winner by submission.
03:00And still, the Women's Intercontinental Champion, Maxine Dupree.
03:10Braun Breaker, you cross-eyed Neanderthal Nepo baby.
03:16You came out here in front of the world and with your full chest talked about how you
03:24were mad that I tried to end your career and break your neck in the war games.
03:30And I understand that brains don't exactly run in your family.
03:34But you didn't sign up for board games.
03:39You signed up for war, son.
03:44And congratulations.
03:46Your team won.
03:48But you had the audacity to stand in the champ's ring and talk about how you're
03:54disappointed and how easy it was to beat CM Punk.
03:58You talk about how easy it was to pin my shoulders to the mat.
04:03You talk about how you want 2011 CM Punk.
04:08And I'm here to tell you, kid, you can't handle 2025 CM Punk without a lot of help from
04:14your friends.
04:15When I win and when you wake up and you look around and you see that Paul Heyman has
04:20left you for the next big thing and Bronson Reed is reduced to doing TikToks with the YouTube scammer.
04:29And your mystery man never even showed his face because he's embarrassed to be involved.
04:34Well, the only two people that you're gonna have left is Dumb and Dumber, your dad and his brother.
04:40And in real time, all three of you are gonna find out that even with Steiner math, GTS equals one, two, three.
04:50You lose, I win, and still heavyweight champion of the world, the best in the world, Steve.
05:01And Paul.
05:03Crossbody caught again.
05:10Raquel is such a freak, isn't she?
05:12She was looking at a long daughter, but instead she hits the post.
05:17Well, that's a great equal to Oka.
05:18No, it's Nikki Bella.
05:20Well, Bella who got flattened last week by Raquel, when Bella was demanding a championship
05:27opportunity, clearly has not taken it well.
05:31The match thrown out, the Hall of Famer has completely blown up this championship match.
05:39Nikki Bella, Rack Attack 2.0.
05:45The longest reigning Divas champ of all time, making a major statement here against both Raquel
05:54and the champ, Raquel.
05:58You don't forget who I am.
06:06Oh, Raquel trips him up.
06:07Raquel trips him up.
06:08Thank goodness for that.
06:106-1-9.
06:11The knuckle duster's dropped off the hand of Logan Paul.
06:18Oh, Rae sees it.
06:20Rae's got the brass knuckles in hand.
06:25Rae's got it.
06:26Whoa!
06:27The Masked Man is back for a stop.
06:32Effectively, the phishing secret weapon.
06:35Who the hell is this guy?
06:38And now Logan Paul, Super Star Splash.
06:44One, two, three.
06:46With an assist from the Mystery Masked Man.
06:51Here is your winner, the Maverick, Logan Paul.
07:01But this time he's not running off.
07:04Oh, here comes Punk.
07:06Here comes Punk.
07:07A little too late to save Rae Mysterio, who got dropped by the Masked Man.
07:17And pinned by Logan Paul.
07:19Who the hell is this?
07:20Oh, hold on.
07:21Oh, hold on.
07:22We need to find out.
07:23Are we about to find out?
07:29Oh, my.
07:31That's Austin Theory.
07:33Austin Theory is the Masked Man.
07:38What the hell?
07:39They brought breakers in the ring.
07:47Oh, he just sawed him in half with a spear.
07:53The shock of the Masked Man reveal caught the attention of CM Punk as Austin Theory looks on.
08:02You might be on.
08:14The mood of theistashi.
08:16I'm the singer.
08:17Who is watching?
08:18What's showing you?
08:19We lovebrainot.
08:19We'll be too soon.
08:20What are you waiting for?
08:21I've just seen, you might connect some, I guess.
08:22Got your food.
08:24I've just noticed there's not something I've heard.
08:26Have you even had lunch yet?
08:27The rest of us watchingорrit Kait fam.
08:30Got brought Grab a corn simulator in the sand소.
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