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00:00:00When I got up this morning, I didn't want eggs
00:00:19Or yogurt or bananas or the usual dregs
00:00:23My tongue dissipated the taste I love most
00:00:27Cause when I get up in the morning, all I want is some toast
00:00:31But the cat's been in the butter again
00:00:36I can tell by her slippery grin
00:00:40The cat's been in the butter again
00:00:44Now I'll have to eat raisin bran
00:00:48If I leave it in the fridge all night, it's too hard to spread
00:00:53If I lock up the cat, she just goes out of her head
00:00:57Hello, Rock!
00:00:58I'm in a hard place, I don't know what to do
00:01:01Let's sing another chorus of these feline blues
00:01:06Oh, the cat's been in the butter again
00:01:10There's tongue prints on the parquet, greasy tracks to her bed
00:01:14I won't fall prey to her cheap alibi
00:01:18She'll be off my suspect list when dogs learn to fly
00:01:23Cinnamon, peanut butter, jelly or jam
00:01:27You won't get numb today because that bad cat's been in the butter again
00:01:34Looking back, I can't remember a time when the five of us weren't together
00:01:39We grew up through the summer of love in Woodstock and Vietnam
00:01:45There was Mary Mary
00:01:47Who called her that to differentiate her from the other four Marys in our class
00:01:52Muriel
00:01:56She was tough as nails and always the first to try something new
00:02:00She never cared what anyone else thought
00:02:03Muriel called her own shots
00:02:05Margie
00:02:08Margie didn't lose sleep over the honor roll
00:02:11She was too cool for school
00:02:14Just about everything else
00:02:17Me?
00:02:19I was just your average bookworm trying to fit in
00:02:22And sweet Caroline
00:02:23Good times never seemed so good
00:02:26We were young
00:02:28And we didn't know the rest of our lives were just a blink away
00:02:32Darn, buttercat
00:02:39Let's go down to Louie's
00:02:41Shotgun!
00:02:43I already called it
00:02:44You always already called it
00:02:45Morning, Dicks
00:03:05Mailman left us your mail again
00:03:07Well, Pat, you didn't have to bring them back
00:03:08You could have just paid them
00:03:10Looks like Muriel got something from a lawyer
00:03:12Your pension check came in, too
00:03:15Lucky bastard
00:03:17And just what exactly makes me the lucky bastard?
00:03:21Big Farman's gonna take care of you till you die
00:03:23Myrna and me, we're stuck in the donut hole again
00:03:27Forty years on the road pushing product
00:03:29I don't feel too guilty about a nice return on my efforts
00:03:32Hell no
00:03:33You got no worries, lucky bastard
00:03:36I wouldn't be anxious to get off that tit, either
00:03:39Moron
00:03:42Moron
00:03:43Who's suing you?
00:03:47I don't know
00:03:49Well, you got something from a lawyer, it can't be good
00:03:52I'll look in a minute
00:03:53Come on, you got legs, use them
00:03:57Third place
00:04:01Well, it still pays
00:04:03Bix, you want me to fix lunch before I go?
00:04:06Where are you going?
00:04:07Margie's funeral, I told you
00:04:08You know you could go with me
00:04:10Or I could play 18
00:04:12Nope, sorry
00:04:15Asher, are these your Gumby's?
00:04:31It's Gumby's
00:04:32And no, must be Mom and Dad's
00:04:34What if I was sleepwalking some night
00:04:36And I came out to the kitchen to get a snack
00:04:38And I took some of those by mistake
00:04:40You'd probably sleep way better
00:04:42You know you can pay bills online half the time
00:04:45Well, maybe I don't want the whole internet knowing my business
00:04:49They shouldn't be leaving those around the house, you know
00:04:52How would the whole internet...
00:04:54Never mind
00:04:54Where's Mom and Dad?
00:04:57Your dad's meeting some guy who might know some guy
00:05:00Who maybe could get them a license
00:05:02To get serious about opening their dispensary
00:05:05Yeah, he's still pretty stung about getting fired
00:05:07Pretty much sucks at his age
00:05:09This whole marijuana business is a house of cards
00:05:12Perfectly good education down the drain
00:05:16Up in smoke?
00:05:18Did I say that out loud?
00:05:23What are you all dressed up for?
00:05:25The funeral
00:05:26You go to a lot of those
00:05:28Comes with the territory
00:05:30You want me to make us something?
00:05:32Beans and weenies?
00:05:34Really?
00:05:34Before you go out in public?
00:05:36Okay
00:05:36Shotgun!
00:05:46Well, congratulations
00:05:47You outlived all your friends
00:05:49You get the front seat
00:05:50Oh, I didn't mean anything by it
00:05:51I was just trying to cheer you up
00:05:53Well, stop trying
00:05:54Well, stop trying
00:05:56I see some sad faces here today
00:06:15So I'd like to begin our memorial
00:06:18For Margaret with these thoughts
00:06:20We all are immortal
00:06:23And exist outside of time
00:06:25Our consciousness belongs to the universe
00:06:29And when we die
00:06:30Our consciousness returns to cosmos
00:06:33Now for those who fear death
00:06:36Are never truly alive
00:06:38So enjoy every moment
00:06:40Because we don't choose how many moments we receive
00:06:44Now, Margie
00:06:46As many of you know
00:06:48Wasn't a church girl
00:06:49But
00:06:50She was a woman
00:06:52With a deep sense
00:06:54Of spiritual awareness
00:06:55So she asked her daughter
00:06:57Nicole
00:06:58To offer these thoughts
00:07:00To her friends in her passing
00:07:01The poem is by Margie herself
00:07:04Now she's a poet
00:07:12Now you're an old Jewish woman
00:07:14Where'd that accent come from?
00:07:16I would kill for a bagel right now
00:07:18Can you hear my stomach grow?
00:07:19Tell your stomach to put a sock in it
00:07:21And Miss Smarty Pants
00:07:23My great-grandmother
00:07:24Was in fact from Poland
00:07:26Into the dark
00:07:27Into the light
00:07:30Into whatever's there
00:07:32We can't and we don't know
00:07:34From this side
00:07:35For we've never had means to compare
00:07:38So it tests the faith of regular folk
00:07:43Some who believe what they've been told
00:07:45And some who question
00:07:46If we accept as fact
00:07:49Tales from a book ever so old
00:07:51Do we turn to dust
00:07:54Or rust or sizzle
00:07:57On a spit in a place at a blaze
00:07:59Or do we float on endless silence
00:08:02With dead eyes that can't see
00:08:04In the haze
00:08:05Is it the beginning
00:08:07Or end
00:08:09Or a place in between
00:08:10Or is there just
00:08:13Nothing at all
00:08:14Is forever a tomb of silence
00:08:17Like a long
00:08:17Never-ending dark hall
00:08:19Where no one's eyes can see
00:08:22Does exist deep purple splendor
00:08:24Where all faith or not
00:08:26To end
00:08:27Be whatever
00:08:28In the great
00:08:29Ever after
00:08:30So remember
00:08:39Margaret in whatever place you want
00:08:42Just remember Margaret
00:08:44Because that's what she'd want
00:08:46Let us pray
00:08:48Our Father
00:08:51Who art in heaven
00:08:53How I be thy name
00:08:55Thy kingdom come
00:08:57Thy will be done
00:08:58Thy will be done
00:08:59On earth
00:08:59On earth
00:09:00That is in heaven
00:09:01Give us this day
00:09:03Our daily bread
00:09:04And forgive us
00:09:06Our trespasses
00:09:07As we forgive those
00:09:09Who trespass against us
00:09:11We understand
00:09:26We understand
00:09:27We understand
00:09:28We understand
00:09:29he is anything
00:09:29And you are
00:09:30I am
00:09:30I am
00:09:31He is objet
00:09:32The chicken fried steak goes to Ed.
00:09:53The whole guy in the overalls in the corner.
00:09:55Thanks.
00:09:56Which is the chicken fried steak?
00:09:58Boy, they just threw in the deep end, didn't they?
00:10:00Somebody was supposed to train me.
00:10:01I walked in and someone shoved these in my hand.
00:10:04Miss?
00:10:04I don't know what I'm doing here.
00:10:05That's pretty obvious.
00:10:06Miss!
00:10:14Um, so are we going to get our omelets today, or are you waiting for the chicken to lay the eggs?
00:10:21I'm so sorry.
00:10:22You're next.
00:10:23I think.
00:10:30You were late.
00:10:30I'm sorry.
00:10:32I have a two-year-old.
00:10:33Deliver these.
00:10:34I'll get the next order set up for you.
00:10:37I'm Joyce.
00:10:37Quinn.
00:10:39Kim?
00:10:40Quinn.
00:10:41I know.
00:10:42I'm trying to live up to it.
00:10:43Before we go today, Margie would hate every minute of this.
00:10:52Funerals are for the family.
00:10:54When I die, just chuck my ashes in the Herbie and can the poetry, too.
00:11:00And you can pick one up on your way out.
00:11:02Not even a limerick.
00:11:04Only if it's dirty.
00:11:06There once was a woman named Muriel.
00:11:09Who didn't want any burial?
00:11:12She said, put my ashes.
00:11:13In the can where the trash is.
00:11:20Shh.
00:11:25Oh, go shush yourself.
00:11:31Lift your feet.
00:11:32Why?
00:11:33I just gotta chill.
00:11:35Ghosts.
00:11:36This place is probably crawling with them.
00:11:37Lift your feet.
00:11:38No.
00:11:40Will you please?
00:11:41Please.
00:11:41Please.
00:12:08Is this the place?
00:12:23It's cute.
00:12:24Kind of small, though.
00:12:25I wonder why they're having the reception here.
00:12:27Someone said the church basement flooded.
00:12:29But Margie will have her party, come hell or high water.
00:12:31Whatever.
00:13:02Hey, I got some good shit.
00:13:13Want to smoke one with me?
00:13:14Oh, I don't, you know, smoke really.
00:13:17That's okay.
00:13:18Just trying to be hospitable.
00:13:19I like beer.
00:13:21Oh, I don't, you know, drink beer, really.
00:13:24Seems we've hit an impasse.
00:13:26Or a solution.
00:13:27Just depends on how you look at it.
00:13:32I don't know.
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:32Is this chicken or beef?
00:14:39Nothing.
00:14:40What?
00:14:41Where have you been?
00:14:42You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:14:44Hi.
00:14:45I don't know if you remember me, Nicole, Margie's stepdaughter.
00:14:48Of course we remember you.
00:14:49We're so sorry about Margie's passing.
00:14:51Oh, thank you.
00:14:53We've been going through Mom's papers for the past few days and...
00:14:56Oh, I shouldn't say anything.
00:14:57You'll get a letter from the attorneys.
00:14:59But she left you something.
00:15:01What?
00:15:01She left us something?
00:15:03What is it?
00:15:04Muriel!
00:15:04Oh, I shouldn't say any more.
00:15:06It's a legalese thing.
00:15:09We're both so touched that Margie would think of us like that.
00:15:13Well, Mom didn't have any sisters.
00:15:14Oh, I know you know that.
00:15:16And I think she always thought of you two that way.
00:15:19Oh, is this chicken or beef?
00:15:23Muriel?
00:15:24Lamb, actually.
00:15:26My husband's family's Greek.
00:15:28They made all the food.
00:15:31Okay, then.
00:15:32You know, Mom used to tell us stories about how much fun you had growing up in the 70s.
00:15:37How you got to see all the best bands without having to mortgage your home to purchase tickets.
00:15:42Oh, I could tell you some stories.
00:15:44But you won't.
00:15:45But I won't.
00:15:45Oh, I see some folks I need to get a word with before they get away.
00:15:49There's plenty of food.
00:15:51The folks made enough to feed an army.
00:15:52Bon appetit.
00:15:53No, no, we're good.
00:15:55She left us something?
00:15:57She left us something.
00:16:14Hello, dear.
00:16:15Hello, Uncle Jed.
00:16:16It was a fox.
00:16:19Ellen, Mom's home.
00:16:24Pray for her if she gets in here.
00:16:26Oh, shoot.
00:16:27How do you spell hydroponics?
00:16:28Is it an A or an O?
00:16:30Who cares?
00:16:30Just get casual, fast.
00:16:32Looks like the whole clan's home.
00:16:34Yeah.
00:16:35Thanks for driving.
00:16:35I couldn't get to my car if I needed to.
00:16:38What's the matter?
00:16:40It just hit me.
00:16:41We're the last two from our group.
00:16:44Who'd you think it would be?
00:16:45I don't know.
00:16:45I never really thought about it.
00:16:48Mary, Mary, sweet Caroline, and now Margie?
00:16:51They're all gone.
00:16:52I know there were times I should have been dead.
00:16:55How many nights did I drive us home with one eye closed so I could stay between the lines?
00:17:00I'd have killed Jeremy if he'd done half the stuff we did.
00:17:03We, said the good girl, you were only naughty by association.
00:17:07Well, you had to have someone to call for bail money.
00:17:10You want to come in for a glass of wine or something?
00:17:12We could have a toast to Margie.
00:17:14I'll pass.
00:17:16Thanks, though.
00:17:19You two streaming porn?
00:17:21What's the big deal?
00:17:23Grandma's going to be coming here and start asking a bunch of questions.
00:17:25About what?
00:17:27Jobs that we don't have yet.
00:17:29Hey, one of us works.
00:17:30Real jobs.
00:17:33And she has a hard time understanding why we can't find any because there's so many
00:17:36old wanted signs everywhere.
00:17:38Guy I work with just got put on as a plumber's apprentice.
00:17:41A plumber fixes pipes and unclogs toilets.
00:17:44I know what a plumber does.
00:17:45I didn't spend 80 grand on education to tug a lug wrench around and fix toilets.
00:17:50Funny, is it?
00:17:51Kind of is.
00:17:53I'm going to have to sneak out for coffee later to finish this, and my unemployment reporting
00:17:57is due today.
00:17:58I thought Grandma liked having us here.
00:18:01Well, she does.
00:18:02I mean, it's good for her to have us around, you know, to help out with things.
00:18:05Like unclogging toilets?
00:18:09What's so funny?
00:18:10Your grandson thinks he's a card.
00:18:12King of diamonds.
00:18:13I'd just be KD to my friends.
00:18:15Have you given any thought to dinner?
00:18:17Not really.
00:18:17Whatever you want to make is fine.
00:18:19I'm probably going out.
00:18:21I thought you had to work.
00:18:22I got called off.
00:18:22Oh, no, no, please.
00:18:26Let me.
00:18:47Shotgun.
00:18:47Shotgun.
00:18:49Shotgun.
00:18:50Shotgun.
00:18:51Shotgun.
00:18:52Shotgun.
00:18:53Shotgun.
00:18:54Shotgun.
00:18:55Shotgun.
00:18:56Shotgun.
00:18:57Shotgun.
00:18:58Shotgun.
00:18:59Shotgun.
00:19:00Shotgun.
00:19:01Shotgun.
00:19:02Shotgun.
00:19:03Shotgun.
00:19:04Shotgun.
00:19:05Shotgun.
00:19:06Shotgun.
00:19:07Shotgun.
00:19:08Shotgun.
00:19:09Shotgun.
00:19:10Shotgun.
00:19:11Shotgun.
00:19:12Shotgun.
00:19:13Shotgun.
00:19:14Shotgun.
00:19:15To you, Margie.
00:19:25Missing you, Margie.
00:19:39Dear Ms. Hauser, you are hereby notified of the public reading of the will of Mrs.
00:19:44Margaret Hope Daniels.
00:19:55Aren't you going to open this? What if it's something important?
00:19:59I already know what it is.
00:20:00You want to share the news then, Houdini?
00:20:03It's nothing. Go away and let me sleep.
00:20:06One doesn't usually get correspondence from an attorney for no good reason.
00:20:13If you're so crazy to know what it's about, why don't you just open it?
00:20:17It's not addressed to me.
00:20:19You do still have some southern gentlemen in you, don't you?
00:20:23Okay, you want to know? I inherited a bucket of money and they're telling me to come pick it up.
00:20:28Don't be funny.
00:20:29I'm not. Margie left something to me and Joyce and we have to go to the reading of the will to find out.
00:20:36Oh, okay. Oh, and just for the record, I'd be okay with that bucket of money. My potter's about Shaw.
00:20:44A man your age should never say that, Bix.
00:20:51Lots of women have dense tissue masses. Your mammograms were inconclusive.
00:21:12And the CT scan will just give us a better idea of what you've got going on there.
00:21:17Try not to worry until we know if there's anything to worry about.
00:21:22You'll get a call in the next day or so to schedule.
00:21:28You came back.
00:21:36Why wouldn't I?
00:21:37Well, your first night was a little rough.
00:21:39Oh.
00:21:40You don't know me. I may be a lot of things, but I'm not a quitter.
00:21:44You a singer?
00:21:45What?
00:21:46A juggler, arsonist. Can you weld?
00:21:50What?
00:21:51Just curious to know what else is on the list.
00:21:54You're hilarious.
00:21:55You don't even know.
00:22:03Libby said her neighbor, Wesley, was asking about you again.
00:22:05Well, he can stop asking.
00:22:07It would kill you to go out with a fairly wealthy widower.
00:22:10I'm just not interested.
00:22:12You haven't been interested in 30 years.
00:22:15What?
00:22:16You owe me 360.
00:22:18For what?
00:22:19We could have won if you hadn't landed us in that stupid force-based contract
00:22:23when 3-no-Trump was cold.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:26What's done is done.
00:22:27You want to split the rest of that Caesar?
00:22:29Muriel, can I tell you something?
00:22:32Suppose I can't stop you.
00:22:34The other day at Margie's funeral, I thought I saw somebody I know I couldn't have seen.
00:22:40And it kind of freaked me out.
00:22:42And I can't stop thinking about it.
00:22:44Who was it?
00:22:47Nobody.
00:22:48Well, it had to be somebody.
00:22:50Nobody you know.
00:22:51Was it somebody famous or just regular?
00:22:54Did you see a dead person?
00:22:55Oh, forget it.
00:22:56I'm sorry I said anything.
00:22:57Well, don't get your knickers in a knot.
00:22:59I'm sure it's just your mind playing tricks on you.
00:23:02Mine does that sometimes too.
00:23:04Probably the onset of dementia.
00:23:06So, yea or nay on the Caesar.
00:23:18Where you headed to now?
00:23:19Someone else dead?
00:23:21Close.
00:23:22The reading of Margie's will.
00:23:23Oh, yeah.
00:23:24You gotta go pick up your bucket of money, right?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28And maybe after we'll drive up to the casino.
00:23:30Muriel.
00:23:36I bet she's leaving us her fiesta ware.
00:23:52Yep, I bet she's leaving us her whole collection of fiesta ware.
00:23:57God, I hate fiesta ware.
00:23:59You know, we're gonna have to look surprised and happy when they tell us we're getting all those ugly dishes.
00:24:04Well, maybe she left us some cash.
00:24:06That'd be alright.
00:24:07I'm not mad at money.
00:24:34Now remember, whatever it is, act pleased.
00:24:39And smile.
00:24:40I'm not the one who's mad at fiesta ware.
00:24:46And as to the matter of Sun Cat 19, I would like my two dear friends, Muriel Chambers and Joyce Hauser, to use it in good health and remember all our good times.
00:24:56She's a great getaway when you need to get away.
00:24:59What'd she leave us, a tanning bed?
00:25:02It's a boat.
00:25:03What?
00:25:04You two just inherited a 19-foot sailboat.
00:25:07She's a beauty.
00:25:08How long have you been sailing?
00:25:10Never.
00:25:11There must be a mistake.
00:25:12Are you sure that's for us?
00:25:13Who's getting the dishes?
00:25:14According to the will that Mrs. Daniels swore in this office just two months ago, it is.
00:25:19I wish you two could see your faces right now.
00:25:22So, now what do we do?
00:25:25Sign a few papers and you can sail her off into the sunset.
00:25:30My clerk will get you all set up.
00:25:32Okay, so moving on to some of the other household possessions, there's the matter of the Wurlitzer organ.
00:25:39A boat!
00:25:44So you're not mad at money and you're not mad at fiesta wear.
00:25:48How do you feel about a boat?
00:25:49I don't know what I am at a boat.
00:25:51How is there this whole side of marketing we knew nothing about?
00:25:54People change and women tend to become what their husbands want them to be.
00:25:58That's not true, otherwise you would be a golf whore instead of a golf widow.
00:26:02I'm an exception.
00:26:03Face it, in the end all they really want is a housewife and a whore.
00:26:07Mariel!
00:26:09Sometimes I think you're lucky never to have married again.
00:26:12You're way too malleable.
00:26:15Guess it wasn't in the cards.
00:26:18At the end of the day it's a boat and we're stuck with it.
00:26:27And I guess we have that new husband of hers to blame for this whole mess.
00:26:44Muriel, he was new twenty years ago.
00:26:46Didn't like him then?
00:26:47Still not a fan.
00:26:48And how is this his fault?
00:26:50Well, if he didn't take Margie away up north there wouldn't be a boat.
00:26:55And if they don't blow their money on a boat and splurge on regular luxuries, then right now we'd be inheriting an Audi coupe.
00:27:03I wonder why she didn't leave it to the kids.
00:27:05Who knows what kind of hellions they were growing up. Margie never even wanted kids.
00:27:10We've all said that one time or another, but you can't give them back.
00:27:14I can't even get mine off the couch.
00:27:16If she'd wanted kids, she could have had them with Del. He shot blinks.
00:27:20Or that's just the story they put out there.
00:27:23Yeah, I'm sure that's the first choice alibi for most guys.
00:27:26Okay, why didn't she have a kid when she first got with Bill?
00:27:29Easy. They already had enough. Why should she throw her hips out of a joint just to make a point?
00:27:39Muriel, let's go see our boat.
00:27:41Now?
00:27:42Not right this minute.
00:27:44I suppose we should.
00:27:45Where is this boat we've inherited?
00:27:47Well, I assume it's up north. It's where they spent summers.
00:27:50You want to take a road trip tomorrow?
00:27:51Can't. Steamship down's runned at noon.
00:27:54I thought Bix didn't want you betting the ponies anymore.
00:27:56Well, good for him. I'm willing to put my money where his mouth is.
00:28:00Besides, it's awfully hard for him to keep track of what I'm doing from the 19th hole.
00:28:05I'm sure in your head that made sense.
00:28:08Day after tomorrow, I'll get directions.
00:28:22Oh, did you do the dishes? I was going to get up and do them in a minute.
00:28:25Didn't take long. I hate to let them sit when we've finished eating.
00:28:30Well, tomorrow's my night. You just remind me to get up off this couch and do them.
00:28:36Right.
00:28:38Oh, hey, Mom. You got a list of the groceries?
00:28:42Yes. What do you need?
00:28:44Snack stuff, frozen pizzas. You know what you like.
00:28:46Oh, can you put those little cheeseburgers on there, too?
00:28:49And corn chips.
00:28:50And corn chips.
00:28:51And corn chips.
00:28:52What, do you think we live in the Alps? I heard her.
00:28:54Okay. You know the blue ones, right?
00:28:56I think there's another bag in the cupboard.
00:28:59Behind it.
00:29:00Stip rocks of ambition.
00:29:02What?
00:29:03Uh, nothing.
00:29:06Anything else, Your Highness?
00:29:08Not now.
00:29:09You know, in case you were wondering, it was a nice service for Margie a week ago.
00:29:16We forgot. I'm sorry, Mom. I was going to ask you how that went.
00:29:20It went like a funeral. They're pretty much all the same.
00:29:26When I die, don't serve lamb.
00:29:46So how long have you been working at this place?
00:29:48Forever and not long enough.
00:29:50Huh?
00:29:51I'm trying to make enough money to get out of here.
00:29:53Get out of here? Where are you gonna go?
00:29:55Where are you gonna go?
00:29:56California.
00:29:57And what's out there that you can't find here?
00:30:01Me.
00:30:06California.
00:30:07Wow.
00:30:08What are you gonna do there?
00:30:09I have a friend who says he can get me some work in the movies.
00:30:12Uh, I'll probably be a stuntman.
00:30:14I'm not afraid and I love the rush.
00:30:17That sounds exciting.
00:30:18I'll probably be a teacher my whole life.
00:30:21Teacher, what are you doing here?
00:30:23We need a new furnace.
00:30:26We?
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29Oh.
00:30:30I figured tips would be better without it.
00:30:34According to my old man, I'm not good for much other than falling down.
00:30:38So, might as well make some money at it.
00:30:40Well, if you don't make it in the movies, you could always be a reporter.
00:30:44Can you type?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46I've got it.
00:30:47You're brilliantly persuasive.
00:30:49And quick to flip an argument.
00:30:50You could be a lawyer.
00:30:52Pray.
00:30:53Me.
00:30:54A lawyer.
00:30:55Don't sell yourself short.
00:30:57It sounds like everybody else already has.
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00:31:48Oh, my God.
00:31:50Draw that old bottle.
00:31:52Look at that.
00:31:53You got a little green in my mouth.
00:31:55Oh, yeah.
00:31:56Oh, that's really good.
00:31:58You know what?
00:31:59I need a perfect piece, too.
00:32:05Now, I don't know an alligator from a crocodile, but I'm telling you, that thing was big.
00:32:08And that is the absolute last time that I played around in Florida.
00:32:14You should have seen these old boys just running for their lives.
00:32:16I went right, Bobby.
00:32:17Are you going to deal with these cards or what?
00:32:19Nice job, man.
00:32:20All right.
00:32:23I swear he's off the bottom of the deck again.
00:32:25Oh, I'm watching.
00:32:27All right.
00:32:28Well, there you go.
00:32:30Put up a no vacancy sign.
00:32:32This house is full.
00:32:36Son of a bitch.
00:32:37I'm out.
00:32:38I've had enough fun for one night.
00:32:41Oh, you make it sound like we're done.
00:32:43Don't I get a chance to win my money back?
00:32:45You know, Vegas never closes, Vix, but we do.
00:32:48Well, I guarantee my wife's either passed out or she's playing on that damn computer.
00:32:53Either way, I'm good to stay, so deal her.
00:32:55Vix is campaigning for husband of the year for the 40-something year in a row.
00:33:01Word to the wise, I do is a life sentence.
00:33:04You either got to put up with them or pay them all.
00:33:06Oh, he's a hopeless romantic, isn't he, fellas?
00:33:09You know, Hallmark calls them up when they want a new slogan for their cards.
00:33:13Okay, so make me take more of your money.
00:33:15The game is five-card drawing.
00:33:17Deuce is wild.
00:33:18We still got some beer in that, Pony?
00:33:20Yeah, I'll go grab some.
00:33:22You know, two of you need to ante up.
00:33:23Don't think I don't see that.
00:33:25It's like playing cards with my sister's kids.
00:33:33How far is it?
00:33:34It's on a lake up near Traverse City.
00:33:36It's gonna take us about three hours to get there.
00:33:39What?
00:33:40I didn't pack an overnight bag.
00:33:42Keep your voice down.
00:33:43The kids are still asleep.
00:33:44Jeremy's still in the sack?
00:33:46Yes.
00:33:47I can't believe a job can't find him.
00:33:49Asher works.
00:33:50He didn't get home till after midnight.
00:33:52It's gonna be hard for him to support both of his parents.
00:33:55What?
00:33:56Well, you're not gonna be around forever.
00:33:57I like having them here.
00:33:59It's better than always coming home to an empty house.
00:34:03Touche.
00:34:05Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Muriel.
00:34:07I'm the one that doesn't like to be alone.
00:34:10Everybody hates to be alone.
00:34:12You ready to go?
00:34:14We've got a lot of road ahead of us.
00:34:16Welcome to Up North.
00:34:17You remembered the papers, right?
00:34:18Right here.
00:34:19What's that?
00:34:35Welcome to up north. You remembered the papers, right? Right here.
00:34:47What's that? I hope you'll love her as much as we did. She's a great place to get away when you
00:34:53need a getaway. Love, Margie. Aww.
00:35:05We were wondering if you could help us, but first I gotta know, do they call you Doc or Billy?
00:35:23Yeah, never heard that one before. Okay, I'm just gonna lay our cards on the table.
00:35:30We inherited a boat. Well, congratulations.
00:35:33Look, Doc, we don't know what we're doing here.
00:35:36Kind of pissing me off is the answer so far.
00:35:39And we so do not mean to do that. What is your first name, by the way?
00:35:43Mister. You can call me Mister Holiday.
00:35:47Got a brother named Happy?
00:35:51Stop it.
00:35:52I can't.
00:35:54Stop it. We did not drive all this way to get kicked out of here without our boat.
00:36:03Is something wrong with you girls?
00:36:06Are you drunk?
00:36:08For starters, we're not girls. We're women.
00:36:14And neither one of us usually act like this.
00:36:18But our friend died.
00:36:21And she left us a boat. And we'd like to see it.
00:36:26Yeah? Well, who is this friend of yours?
00:36:29Margaret Daniels.
00:36:30Oh, okay. You're Margie's friends.
00:36:34Sorry to hear about her passing, I was.
00:36:36She and her mister have been coming up here longer than I have.
00:36:39It's a shame they're both gone now.
00:36:40Oh, amen, Mister.
00:36:42Mister Holiday, would you take us to see our boat?
00:36:45I will. I'd be happy to.
00:36:47And you can call me Eugene.
00:36:49Hop in your car and follow me.
00:36:50We gotta go to that little cove around that point.
00:36:55Come on.
00:37:03It's beautiful.
00:37:10She's a good little boat, she is.
00:37:13I don't know what I expected, but I like it.
00:37:16Her.
00:37:17Don't you, Mario?
00:37:19Looks like a fine boat to me.
00:37:20It floats. Job one done.
00:37:23Gonna miss her.
00:37:24This boat's been in this little slip ever since I've been dockmaster here.
00:37:28Don't you want to take it out for a ride?
00:37:31I mean, we came up here all this way and we could have done it over the phone,
00:37:35but we came up here.
00:37:36Let's take it out for a ride.
00:37:38You own the boat.
00:37:39You're welcome to take her for a sail.
00:37:42Come on, Muriel.
00:37:43Let's take her out.
00:37:45You're forgetting one little thing.
00:37:46We don't know how to sail.
00:37:49I'm sure Eugene, Mister Holiday, would take us out.
00:37:54Wouldn't you, Eugene?
00:37:55Nothing I'd love more than to spend all afternoon
00:37:58trawling around on the water with you women,
00:38:00but I've got a meeting with the city commission at 2.30.
00:38:03We could take her out tomorrow.
00:38:04Oh, we're not staying.
00:38:06This is a day trip.
00:38:07So how long do you think it'd be before you find a buyer?
00:38:11Well, we're just getting into the season,
00:38:13so it's a good time to put her on the block.
00:38:15But you girls, women, don't need to worry about that.
00:38:20Margie made sure that the slip fees and the launch tickets are paid through the season.
00:38:24That'll save you having to haul her out.
00:38:26Wait.
00:38:26Don't you at least want to get a picture?
00:38:30Holliday, would you take a picture of us with the boat?
00:38:33Sure.
00:38:40Say, Margie.
00:38:43Margie.
00:38:46Take a couple more.
00:38:47Just to be sure, I always blink.
00:38:55Do you know much about your sun cat?
00:38:58Up until a few days ago, we thought it was a tanning bed.
00:39:01It's too bad you two didn't get the call of the sea.
00:39:04If you had, that would have been a good little boat to get started on.
00:39:06Is it hard to learn to sail?
00:39:09Not on that little boat, especially if there's two of you.
00:39:12Stand the mast, insert the safety pin, attach the head stay, lock the shroud lever.
00:39:17In the beginning, you could shoulder raft into them little gunk holes out by the coast,
00:39:21go up to the thin water where the big boats can't go.
00:39:24But it wouldn't be long before you'd want to turn your nose to the wind.
00:39:30I swear, I can almost still see Margie running her out to the lake.
00:39:33Margie knew how to sail?
00:39:35Margie was a good little sailor.
00:39:36I think she came out even more after a mister died.
00:39:39Margie took the boat out?
00:39:40By herself?
00:39:42Sure she did.
00:39:43It's easier with two, but one person could man it.
00:39:45I don't know, Doc. I'm not the man I used to be.
00:39:51You sure we ought to sell the boat?
00:39:53It feels kind of disrespectful to Margie.
00:39:57Now, what the hell are we going to do with a boat?
00:39:59I don't know. Sail it?
00:40:01Don't look at me like I'm crazy. When did we get too old to have fun?
00:40:04At our age, we just have different fun.
00:40:07But we'll sell the boat and we'll go to Las Vegas or something.
00:40:11We'll be a couple of dangerous old broads loose on the strip.
00:40:14Can we go on the zip lines?
00:40:15No, but give me enough rum and we'll find a conga line somewhere or start one.
00:40:20I don't know if I want to go to Vegas.
00:40:21Well, where do you want to go?
00:40:23I don't know. I've hardly been anywhere, but here.
00:40:28Thought about California once.
00:40:29Well, I can tell you there's one place I don't want to go and that's Tennessee.
00:40:34Even Bix can't stand his relatives.
00:40:36So are you serious? What you said last night about leaving?
00:40:46I can chicken fry a steak anywhere. As soon as I've got the money, I'm out of here.
00:40:50I grew up here. Probably died here too.
00:40:53There's gotta be more than this.
00:40:56Out there, I bet nobody cares who you are or what you are.
00:41:00So you're just gonna throw all the cards in the air and assume everything's gonna work out?
00:41:04That's the plan.
00:41:09What?
00:41:09Nothing.
00:41:10That's not your nothing things.
00:41:12I'm just kind of bummed that you're leaving.
00:41:15You barely know me.
00:41:16And why I'm kind of bummed that you're leaving.
00:41:19A few years from now, you won't even remember me.
00:41:21Or if you do, I'll just be a cool breeze that blew through your life.
00:41:25Hey, Asher.
00:41:35Where's your folks?
00:41:36I don't know. They weren't here when I got home.
00:41:38Not working tonight?
00:41:39Nope.
00:41:41Why? Do you need something?
00:41:43Asher, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:41:46God, Grandma. You haven't asked me that since I was like eight.
00:41:50I think back then you wanted to be a dump truck driver.
00:41:54Is that still your life ambition?
00:41:56I don't know. Why?
00:41:59Just curious.
00:42:00You want a glass?
00:42:01I'm not 21 yet.
00:42:02Oh, come on.
00:42:04Take a walk on the wild side with your grandma.
00:42:09How dangerous can that be?
00:42:24Now that we're drinking buddies, can I tell you something? Old person to young person?
00:42:35Sure, I guess.
00:42:37What?
00:42:38It goes by quick.
00:42:41And when you look back, you'll realize that there were decisions in your life that were pivotal.
00:42:47Even if it didn't seem momentous at the time.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51And you don't want to find yourself at the end wondering if it could have been different.
00:42:58If you had just had the courage to make different choices.
00:43:03Did Dad set this up for you to grill me? Is that why they're not home tonight?
00:43:07So, I mentioned I had looked into a plumbing apprenticeship. Sue me.
00:43:11Maybe I don't want to chop onions or peel potatoes at the grill house for the rest of my life.
00:43:15Plumbing would be a bad thing?
00:43:17Dad didn't seem very excited about it.
00:43:19Guess to him it's not a real job because it doesn't come with a degree.
00:43:22I think that's a fine career if you want it.
00:43:25Don't make choices to please other people, Asher. You're the one that has to live with it.
00:43:29Thanks, Grandma. I'm not sure. I'm just looking into it.
00:43:33I have a bag of extra butter popcorn with your name on it.
00:43:37You want to watch a movie?
00:43:38Sorry, Grandma. I got a date.
00:43:40Well, what are you doing drinking then if you're going to be out driving?
00:43:43I have like a sip.
00:43:45Oh. Oh!
00:43:48Can I tell you one more thing?
00:43:49Sure, I guess. What?
00:43:51I inherited a boat. Don't tell your dad though, okay?
00:43:55Have a good time!
00:43:56Wait, what?
00:43:57What?
00:44:27Joyce?
00:44:51Joyce?
00:44:57My pager, it beeped. Excuse me, I have to go.
00:45:13Who is that?
00:45:14Oh, no one. I thought she was someone I knew. Guess not. How'd it go? As always.
00:45:27If past is proof, nothing good can come of this.
00:45:57Great. You woke the kid. Are you happy now?
00:46:03Let me put my stuff down. I'll go tuck him back in.
00:46:06Where the hell have you been? I thought the diner closed at seven. Takes you two hours to clean up?
00:46:11We had a couple of beers after we locked up.
00:46:14Who's we?
00:46:15Me and the prep cook.
00:46:17Who is this guy? Does he know you're married?
00:46:20Yes. And don't worry. I bought my own beer.
00:46:23I can't stay out every night after work with you.
00:46:30I can't stay out every night after work with you.
00:46:46Saying I'm a bad habit?
00:46:48No. I'm just saying I have to go home.
00:46:52Who says?
00:46:53Al will be really mad if I stay out again tonight. I really got the third degree last night.
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00So what are you gonna do then?
00:47:02I'm just gonna go home and... I don't know.
00:47:06Okay then.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:09I'm sorry.
00:47:20I don't want you to be.
00:47:30Getting on?
00:47:32Oh.
00:47:33Yeah, sorry.
00:47:39Where's your head? You got food coming up and tables to clean.
00:47:54Sorry.
00:47:55Food first. You do know what we do here, right?
00:47:59Sorry.
00:48:00I gotta go get a newspaper.
00:48:02Trying to stay awake until I get back?
00:48:05What's the matter?
00:48:09Nothing.
00:48:10Again, not your nothing face. I can tell.
00:48:12How long for the pot pie?
00:48:14I'll be up in a minute.
00:48:26Thought I'd stop in for a cup of coffee.
00:48:28Who's watching Jeremy?
00:48:29I asked Teresa to sit with him. Probably won't be out very long.
00:48:33No.
00:48:34Will I?
00:48:35You've made your point, Al.
00:48:39So, this is the diner.
00:48:42All these interesting people come in to eat.
00:48:46Huh.
00:48:47Doesn't look too exciting to me.
00:48:49It's a slow night.
00:48:52So, is your drinking buddy back in the kitchen?
00:48:55No.
00:48:56He's off today.
00:48:57How convenient.
00:49:03This is a nice place.
00:49:05I have to make it a point to stop in more often.
00:49:17Maybe you need to brew a fresh pot.
00:49:20This tastes like shit.
00:49:22Come on!
00:49:39What?
00:49:40What?
00:49:42What are you doing?
00:49:43What's it look like I'm doing? I'm vacuuming.
00:49:45You vacuumed already this morning.
00:49:47Oh, I did?
00:49:48Yeah, you did. Maybe you need to get out a little more.
00:49:52Maybe you need a hobby.
00:49:54Really?
00:49:56Yeah. My aunt, she took this class and she learned how to make fairy houses.
00:50:02And then her friends, they saw them online and everybody wanted one.
00:50:07And then now she has lots to do.
00:50:13Maybe you could do something like that.
00:50:20Well, you know, Mom, you could go get a job.
00:50:22Why don't you get a job?
00:50:23Oh, come on. You know I've been looking.
00:50:25Speaking of Muriel, she was right.
00:50:27How's a job going to find you if you're laying around in the sack all day?
00:50:30Who said anything about Muriel?
00:50:32Like she's wanting to talk. Her kids don't even come around anymore.
00:50:34Because they live on the other side of the country.
00:50:36P.S. They both have jobs.
00:50:38You want me to get a job?
00:50:39I'll go out and get a job before dinner. I'm sure it'll be something miserable.
00:50:42But I'll get a job if that's what you want.
00:50:44I don't know what I want!
00:50:53You want to yell some more?
00:50:54Not really. When you yell, I hear your dad.
00:50:57Are we getting on your nerves?
00:50:59I mean, I know things haven't really worked out the way they're supposed to since we've been back.
00:51:04I like having you around. Mostly.
00:51:07I mean, I can't run around the house anymore without a bra.
00:51:11Or go naked from the bedroom to the shower.
00:51:14No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mom, no, no.
00:51:17And yeah, I still worry that you're going to be okay.
00:51:21That's the problem, Mom. You worry about everything.
00:51:24No, I don't.
00:51:25Yeah, you do.
00:51:26So maybe I don't want to tell everyone my son works in a pot shop.
00:51:29What's wrong with just getting a regular job?
00:51:32My fate is in the hands of the universe.
00:51:34I mean, not much I can do to control it.
00:51:37Don't give me a break.
00:51:39Don't go on again about being a fatality.
00:51:42Fatalist. It's a different thing, really.
00:51:44You know, Mom, while we're talking, you seem a little distracted.
00:51:48Is everything okay?
00:51:50Is that your delicate way of asking me if I'm playing with a full deck?
00:51:54No, no. You're telling me something's wrong, right?
00:51:57Always the suspicious one. Just like your dad.
00:52:02Al's not a bad guy, really.
00:52:12Yeah, he seems like a prince.
00:52:32What do you mean? Not in the mood? Again?
00:52:42I'm tired, okay?
00:52:44Come on. It'll help you sleep.
00:52:46I said no, Al.
00:52:48Hello?
00:53:02Mom, hold on. I can't hear you over the music.
00:53:16I can't hear you over the music.
00:53:26Okay, you've gotta get a what?
00:53:30When did this start?
00:53:32Al's mother has an appendectomy scheduled for their assay.
00:53:42Oh.
00:53:43In Cincinnati.
00:53:44Oh.
00:53:45He won't be home until the weekend.
00:53:48I was like my dad.
00:53:49I was like your dad.
00:53:50I can't hear you over it.
00:53:51I can't hear you.
00:53:52I can't hear you over it.
00:53:53The other day I was like your dad's sleep
00:53:54in a place.
00:53:55I said to you, I'm I'm fine.
00:53:56I knew how I was going to take this day when I was a natural.
00:53:58I forgot that.
00:53:59I know you, I'm fine.
00:54:00worries of daily life have you tied up in knots do you suffer sleepless nights and anguished days
00:54:10how you feel tomorrow starts today don't suffer in silence pop your cork let it out find a friend
00:54:16or professional to listen do it today do it for you it's a sign
00:54:30you don't mind if grandma
00:54:59borrow your car for an errand do you
00:55:29muriel i don't want to sell the boat but i thought we decided to sell it then we can undecide
00:55:50those kids of yours drive you up and out of the house already this morning
00:55:53do you have to tell him everything she's my wife of course she tells me everything you
00:55:58have a name that sounds like a breakfast cereal southern mama's been naming their baby boys
00:56:04unusual names for generations it's where we get our character i don't have time to squabble with
00:56:10you muriel i really don't want to sell the boat boat what boat we already decided to sell it
00:56:16what boat the boat that uh we inherited that i didn't tell you about until just this minute
00:56:22because apparently not everything forget everything you didn't say anything well now i'm glad i didn't
00:56:28because i could tell what you said i know exactly what you thought you thought you could sell that
00:56:33boat and bet those stupid horses and i wouldn't find out about it bix what a great idea that never
00:56:39occurred to me oh i believe i'll take myself out to the garage before i lose my temper in front of a
00:56:46guest bixby chambers
00:56:48are you happy now well margie did say it's a great way to get away we already contracted an agent
00:57:00i haven't signed anything have you we're too old we'd fall overboard and drown margie didn't drown
00:57:07eugene said she took the boat out all the time how do you know she didn't drown she didn't drown
00:57:12well how did she die heart attack oh how did you not know that i don't like to know knowing doesn't
00:57:20change anything besides i like to remember people the way that they lived not the way they died
00:57:25i never knew that about you now you do look we've tried hobbies painting light bulbs tai chi
00:57:33poetry class drunk art class which by the way was the only one i half enjoyed
00:57:37just think about it that's all i'm saying please i'll think about it i'll talk it over with bix now
00:57:46that he knows yes now i've got to run home before asher wakes up and reports his car stolen
00:57:53don't sell that putter i'm coming down for it this afternoon you know i think i heard that last
00:58:07week then you come in here all hang dogs and no i probably shouldn't well things have changed
00:58:14the old gray mare came into a bunch of moolah if you get what i'm saying i'm not sure if i do but
00:58:19okay you know cows go moo i think you might have your equine confused with your bovine again
00:58:27but i'll take your money pal that is if mary will up your allowance oh she will she can't resist
00:58:34my southern charm never has
00:58:37the hell i can't
00:58:43what made you change your mind
00:59:04this is what made you change your mind
00:59:21you
00:59:23okay
01:00:27So if we decide we want to keep this boat, and by the way, today was certainly no testament
01:00:36to our sea womanship, we can't leave it up north.
01:00:40Where do you think we should look to dock her?
01:00:42I don't want to put her in Lake Michigan.
01:00:44We'll never get over there enough to use her, and using her at this point might mean
01:00:47as a floating patio for drink.
01:00:59Well, what do you think?
01:01:00I don't know.
01:01:03Maybe you're right.
01:01:04Maybe we should sell it.
01:01:05Why are you peeing on my Wheaties?
01:01:07You know, you always do this.
01:01:08Nag at me to do something until I'm excited about doing it.
01:01:11Then you don't want to do it anymore.
01:01:13You know, I have something to tell you.
01:01:18It's a secret.
01:01:21Oh, well, whatever your big secret is, a million bucks says I already know all about it.
01:01:26I'll take a check.
01:01:26What's the matter with you?
01:01:28Are you dying?
01:01:30Do you have cancer?
01:01:31Do I have cancer?
01:01:32No, I haven't known how to say it.
01:01:34Well, it must be something horrible the way you're building this up.
01:01:37You just let me tell it?
01:01:39Okay, so I was at the hospital the other day.
01:01:42Outpatient labs because I had to get an ultrasound.
01:01:45A what?
01:01:46You didn't tell me?
01:01:47Because when I had my mammogram, they told me I had this dense mass.
01:01:51Like we're strangers.
01:01:52Like she never met me before.
01:01:54Yes, ma'am.
01:01:54Because you never want to know what anybody dies of anyway.
01:01:57You're dying?
01:01:58Now she tells me she's dying?
01:02:00No, no.
01:02:00The tests came back fine, thank God.
01:02:02What I'm trying to tell you is that when Alan and I got a divorce, it wasn't because he cheated.
01:02:09What did he do?
01:02:10Drink?
01:02:11Did he hit you?
01:02:11No, no.
01:02:13Nothing like that.
01:02:14In fact, nothing like that at all.
01:02:16I was the one who cheated.
01:02:18You what?
01:02:21If you please, we're trying to have a private conversation here.
01:02:24Why would you say something like this to me?
01:02:31Because it's true.
01:02:33I don't believe it.
01:02:35I was out of town.
01:02:36I was out of town.
01:02:37I was out of town.
01:02:37Do you want a drink?
01:03:04Sure.
01:03:07I think it's time to go.
01:03:12We haven't even ordered yet.
01:03:13I'm suddenly not hungry.
01:03:16Muriel!
01:03:18Muriel!
01:03:27Muriel, will you let me finish?
01:03:33Who was it?
01:03:34Does it matter?
01:03:35And Al knew that this happened and never told anyone either?
01:03:38That's kind of hard to believe.
01:03:40He knew I had an affair, but he never knew who with.
01:03:43I wouldn't tell him.
01:03:45So why are you telling me this now?
01:03:46I thought I was over it.
01:03:48That I'd left all thought of her behind.
01:03:51And then suddenly, after all these years, there she was.
01:03:54Where?
01:03:55At the funeral?
01:03:56I think.
01:03:58Definitely at the hospital.
01:04:02Keeping this secret feels like I've been holding my breath for 30 years.
01:04:07I guess I had to finally just let it out.
01:04:10That's what shrinks are for.
01:04:12Even if you don't understand, I feel better for having just said it.
01:04:15Well, I'm glad one of us does.
01:04:17Oh, for God's sake, I didn't cheat on you.
01:04:19It kind of feels like you did.
01:04:21Oh, for God's sake, I didn't cheat on you.
01:04:51Muriel, you're my best friend.
01:04:57I'm supposed to be able to tell you anything.
01:05:00Then it seems like that might have come up at some point over the past 30 years.
01:05:13And the more he keeps putting it off, the more desperate he gets.
01:05:17And the more desperate he gets, the more irritable he gets.
01:05:21And the more...
01:05:22Well, you can go out there.
01:05:23You see how irritable he is?
01:05:24It proves my point.
01:05:25It proves you're worrying me to death.
01:05:27Hey, Asher.
01:05:28What?
01:05:29How do you find people online?
01:05:31What?
01:05:31You working on a class reunion or something?
01:05:34Yeah.
01:05:35Something like that.
01:05:35Okay, so first you need to log in.
01:05:41What's the matter?
01:05:42Your horse break a leg?
01:05:44What?
01:05:45What's going on?
01:05:46You've been cloudy for a week.
01:05:49Is there something I should be doing, Bix?
01:05:51Huh?
01:05:51You want to tell me exactly what it is you want me to do?
01:05:54Oh, hold on, girl.
01:05:56What are you horse whipping me for?
01:05:58Never mind.
01:05:59What did I do?
01:06:00Nothing.
01:06:01You didn't do anything.
01:06:09Do you keep secrets from me, Bix?
01:06:12Well, of course I do.
01:06:14If this marriage was built on complete and total honesty,
01:06:17I don't think we'd stand a chance.
01:06:19Well, that's a hell of an attitude.
01:06:20You don't keep secrets from me?
01:06:22No.
01:06:23Bullshit.
01:06:24Well, not the really important ones.
01:06:27Oh, I know that face.
01:06:28Who are you mad at now?
01:06:31Joyce.
01:06:32She lied to me.
01:06:34Kind of.
01:06:35By omission.
01:06:36What happened?
01:06:38Ironically, I can't tell you.
01:06:40See?
01:06:41And I'm sure we're the better for it.
01:06:43As far as I'm concerned, Joyce and I are done.
01:06:47Maybe you want to rethink that position.
01:06:49Why?
01:06:50So she can lie to me some more?
01:06:51Not exactly standing room only in your social circle these days, is there?
01:06:56What's that supposed to mean?
01:06:57Just saying.
01:06:58Maybe you don't want to turn people out every time they don't agree with you.
01:07:02I don't push people away.
01:07:06Really?
01:07:07How are the kids?
01:07:16Stop being right.
01:07:17I hate when you do that.
01:07:18Hey, it's me.
01:07:35I just did something crazy.
01:07:37I sent a friend request to you-know-who, and I don't even know why I did it.
01:07:41Call me and tell me what you think.
01:07:43You know you can't stay mad at me forever.
01:07:50Wanna bet?
01:07:57Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:58Another one of your friends died.
01:08:01What?
01:08:02You're wearing your funeral clothes.
01:08:04I look like I'm going to a funeral?
01:08:06Well, yeah.
01:08:08Maybe not.
01:08:09Oh, no!
01:08:14What?
01:08:14Mom?
01:08:15hello hello hi yes it has been a long time
01:08:45oh you look good hello yes there is a lot to tell you after all these years
01:08:58it's just really good to see you
01:09:00you know you broke my heart
01:09:07i left the diner i left al
01:09:12i kept waiting for you looking for you to come back
01:09:19i always knew you would though i just thought it might be a little sooner
01:09:26but god it's good to see you
01:09:30i've never
01:09:48you know i know
01:09:52laying in bed while you're kissing my fingertips
01:09:58i told myself that i wasn't gonna let that happen
01:10:05i told myself that i wasn't gonna
01:10:12i told myself that i wasn't gonna let that happen
01:10:26i know
01:10:28me too
01:10:29are you sorry i don't want you to
01:10:33do i look sorry
01:10:44would you ever leave your husband
01:10:54are you asking me to
01:10:56just making conversation
01:10:59we have jeremy
01:11:02maybe
01:11:03maybe
01:11:04i don't know
01:11:06how is it that you're still single
01:11:09you don't know that i am
01:11:11you don't know that i am
01:11:12are you
01:11:13yes
01:11:15and why
01:11:17nobody wants me
01:11:19who
01:11:20who
01:11:21who are you
01:11:22have you ever been in love
01:11:26you mean like roses and honey and silly love songs and stuff
01:11:29yeah
01:11:30just like in the movies
01:11:31i think i'm really square
01:11:32no i won't
01:11:33promise
01:11:34okay i've been in like
01:11:36like i guess
01:11:38you only get to give your heart away once
01:11:40i'm waiting for the right time
01:11:44what are you thinking about
01:11:46i'm waiting for the right time
01:11:49what are you thinking about
01:11:58nothing
01:11:59can i smile at your nothing face
01:12:03shhh
01:12:04let's just lay here a little while longer before i have to leave
01:12:09you know you can tell me anything
01:12:12what's say to say
01:12:15ah i'm gonna be late
01:12:17what are you thinking about
01:12:19what are you thinking about
01:12:21nothing
01:12:22can i smile at your nothing face
01:12:24shhh
01:12:25shhh
01:12:26shhh
01:12:27shhh
01:12:28shhh
01:12:29shhh
01:12:30shhh
01:12:31shhh
01:12:32better?
01:12:33i guess
01:12:34where are you going?
01:12:35just having dinner with an old friend
01:12:37have fun!
01:12:49shhh
01:12:51shhh
01:12:52it continues still
01:12:58shhh
01:12:59Where's Quinn?
01:13:20Your guest is as good as mine.
01:13:21She was a no-call, no-show all weekend.
01:13:24This has been up to Tony.
01:13:25He's going to be helping us out until I hire somebody permanent.
01:13:27Tony, finish mixing up the meatloaf.
01:13:30I'm going to go get a newspaper.
01:13:32And don't let the scallop take it.
01:13:34Yes, you got what you wanted.
01:13:39Yes, you got what you wanted.
01:13:57You're exactly who I knew you'd be.
01:14:12I didn't know if you wanted dinner or what.
01:14:14The maitre d' said we can eat here if we decide to.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:18Or we could go in the dining room.
01:14:20It's quieter here, I think.
01:14:23This is fine. This is fine.
01:14:30So what's it been? 35, 36 years?
01:14:33Something like that. It's been a long time.
01:14:36You look good.
01:14:37You too.
01:14:40So what have you been up to?
01:14:41Just the highlights.
01:14:42The place will close before we get through 35 years, right?
01:14:45Yeah.
01:14:46That's a tall order.
01:14:48Let me see.
01:14:50I wish I know when I would be making memories along the way.
01:14:52I would have paid better attention.
01:14:55What made you come tonight?
01:14:57I'm not a cat, so I realize indulging my curiosity couldn't hurt.
01:15:01Right.
01:15:05So many questions.
01:15:06I know.
01:15:08Me too.
01:15:12Would you like drinks?
01:15:14Chardonnay?
01:15:15Two.
01:15:16Perfect.
01:15:19So what brings you back to town?
01:15:21Back to town?
01:15:23Oh, yeah.
01:15:24When I knew you.
01:15:26I was heading to California, right?
01:15:28Gonna make movies.
01:15:29Truth is, I never went anywhere.
01:15:34Frankly, I'm surprised it took this many years to run into you.
01:15:38Little big town that it is.
01:15:40You never left?
01:15:42No California?
01:15:44I went in a different direction.
01:15:46Where?
01:15:47College.
01:15:48Then law school.
01:15:50I worked for ACLU.
01:15:52Who knew I would get a scholarship?
01:15:55I'm not surprised.
01:15:56You might be the only one.
01:15:57Still teaching?
01:16:00I retired a few years ago.
01:16:02Now I just mainly tend to things around the house.
01:16:05Al?
01:16:07Doing fine with his second wife, I guess.
01:16:09We don't talk much now that Jeremy's grown.
01:16:12You left him.
01:16:14You stayed.
01:16:16Go figure.
01:16:17What?
01:16:19Nothing.
01:16:21That's not your nothing face.
01:16:24You always could tell.
01:16:28I want it to be 30 years ago.
01:16:32I want to change my answer.
01:16:33Yes, I would leave my husband.
01:16:35Joyce?
01:16:37I have a wife.
01:16:38Of course you do.
01:16:41I'm sorry I didn't say hello that day at the hospital.
01:16:46It's okay.
01:16:52All these years I hoped I'd see you, and then when I finally do, I can't open my mouth.
01:16:57I'm sorry I contacted you.
01:16:58I'm glad you did.
01:17:00I'm glad to know you're...
01:17:02Happy?
01:17:03Yes.
01:17:05I'm fine.
01:17:06I just feel...
01:17:08But...
01:17:10It sounds like it's not unfinished.
01:17:13We were a chapter in each other's story.
01:17:15Yeah.
01:17:17I guess that's what we were.
01:17:21No.
01:17:23It's like the wind, isn't it?
01:17:25You were just going to be like the wind that blew through and then disappear.
01:17:29Well, congratulations, you were.
01:17:33Joyce, where are you going?
01:17:35I'm going to leave before I embarrass myself any further.
01:17:38You didn't.
01:17:39I did.
01:17:41But I'm glad to know.
01:17:43Finally.
01:17:44Gives me the chance to say a proper goodbye.
01:17:52Goodbye.
01:18:01Just leave them both.
01:18:14Is this Muriel?
01:18:27Chambers?
01:18:29Might or might not be.
01:18:30What are you selling?
01:18:32Don't hang up. This is Jeremy.
01:18:34Joyce's son.
01:18:35Oh my God, what's happened?
01:18:37We hope you would know.
01:18:40What?
01:18:42Yeah, Mom's missing. We haven't seen her in like two days.
01:18:45What?
01:18:46She left the house with her last and we haven't seen her since.
01:18:50I'm sorry, Jeremy. I haven't seen her in about two weeks, I guess.
01:18:55Well, dammit. We were hoping that she was with you and you guys went somewhere.
01:18:59Maybe she forgot to tell anyone because she's not even answering her phone.
01:19:04I wish I had any idea.
01:19:07When she left, she said something about meeting some old friend for dinner.
01:19:10Did she say who?
01:19:11It could be anyone. I mean, Ash has been helping her contact people for the class reunion.
01:19:15What class reunion?
01:19:17Yours, I guess.
01:19:18It was to me. I haven't heard anything about...
01:19:21Wait a minute.
01:19:23What?
01:19:24I have a hunch.
01:19:26Don't worry, Ash. I'm sure Grandma's fine.
01:19:29Oh, I'm sure she is too. She's probably just out on her boat or something.
01:19:33What boat?
01:19:34Uh, did I say boat? I must be high.
01:19:38Kidding.
01:19:40But you know, there is something you and I should talk about.
01:19:48Naked and new.
01:19:55Didn't have the armor.
01:20:01So I bear the wounds.
01:20:08Slowly throw the hills.
01:20:13You made me drive three hours up here to drag your happy ass home?
01:20:16What are you doing here?
01:20:19I came to find out if you're okay.
01:20:22Are you okay?
01:20:24No, I'm not okay.
01:20:26Have you ever been touched by someone so profoundly that it changes who you are?
01:20:34I made a complete pool of myself, Muriel.
01:20:38I don't know what I thought was going to happen, but trust me, it didn't.
01:20:42So you got your feelings hurt and ran away from home?
01:20:44I didn't run away.
01:20:47I sent Jeremy a text telling him where I was.
01:20:50What, do you think I am 12?
01:20:52Well, they never saw it. They think you're dead.
01:20:55I wish I was dead.
01:20:57Oh, people should never say that, Joyce.
01:20:59Oh, shoot.
01:21:01I didn't send it.
01:21:03You want to tell me about it?
01:21:05You're not a shrink, remember?
01:21:06I know, but maybe just this once.
01:21:09Probably sounds crazy after all this time.
01:21:13I only remember our snapshots of her.
01:21:17Us.
01:21:18I guess you'd have to call it an affair, huh?
01:21:24I was married.
01:21:26I had no right to expect.
01:21:28Hope is a killer with a rusty knife.
01:21:31They're so stupid.
01:21:32I hoped.
01:21:33I found her online and asked if we could meet.
01:21:38I thought I'd just go in there and we'd pick off where we left off.
01:21:45As if 40 years hadn't gone by.
01:21:48But it has.
01:21:49Of course it has.
01:21:51She has a life.
01:21:53And a wife.
01:21:55And a whole world without a hole in it.
01:21:59Your life has a hole in it?
01:22:01I spent my whole life clinging to some stupid romantic memory.
01:22:07To the detriment of my marriage.
01:22:10And every other relationship I ever tried to have.
01:22:16Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:22:19It was easier not to tell you that I was a fool for someone who fooled me.
01:22:27Have you been sleeping on the boat?
01:22:30No.
01:22:31I got a hotel room.
01:22:33You do think I'm some kind of crackpot, don't you?
01:22:38It's just really sad, you know?
01:22:43In the end, all I can do is say I really screwed up.
01:22:47I'm a little sure, except for Jeremy and your career and all your friends.
01:22:55After all this time, it's just been like this song I couldn't get out of my head.
01:23:02Oh my God! Do you need me to go find three ghosts and a street urchin to cheer you up?
01:23:06Shut up! You don't understand. You have Bix.
01:23:10Oh, I understand more than you know.
01:23:13Bix left me years ago.
01:23:16He just never moved his clothes out of the closet.
01:23:20We are a pair then, I guess.
01:23:23Is it too early to day drink?
01:23:24It's day, isn't it?
01:23:28Or maybe...
01:23:31Gotta admit, it sure is beautiful out here on the water.
01:23:47Can't argue that.
01:23:49And I do like to argue.
01:23:52Muriel, I don't want to be one of those old people who spends more time looking back than forward.
01:23:59If I move my head too fast right now, I'd tip over.
01:24:03Muriel, we got a lot of life left in us, the two of us.
01:24:12We've got a boat.
01:24:14Say it.
01:24:16We've got a boat.
01:24:17And nothing's stopping us.
01:24:19And nothing's stopping us from what?
01:24:22You really think we could learn to sail this thing?
01:24:25How hard can it be? Men do it.
01:24:30And here we are.
01:24:31I blinked.
01:24:33I forgive myself a moment of sentimentality when I think of Margie, Mary Mary, and Sweet Caroline.
01:24:40And for sure, everything didn't turn out the way I thought.
01:24:44Or maybe wanted.
01:24:46But that's okay.
01:24:48I'm okay with Raisin Bran.
01:24:53I guess this makes you my happy ending?
01:24:56You could do worse.
01:25:01Second.
01:25:02Second.
01:25:03Second.
01:25:04Second.
01:25:05Second.
01:25:06Third.
01:25:07Third.
01:25:08Third.
01:25:09Third.
01:25:10Third.
01:25:11Third.
01:25:12Third.
01:25:13Third.
01:25:14Third.
01:25:16Third.
01:25:17Third.
01:25:18Third.
01:25:19Third.
01:25:20Third.
01:25:21Third.
01:25:22Third.
01:25:23Third.
01:25:24Third.
01:25:25Third.
01:25:26Third.
01:25:27Third.
01:25:28Third.
01:25:29Third.
01:25:30Third.
01:25:31Third.
01:25:32Laying on my bed, trying to hold you in my head
01:25:55Instead of falling away from all I've got left of the memories and fantasies
01:26:06Laying in bed while you're kissing my fingertips
01:26:12Silence is low, it breathes low
01:26:20We are alive, we are living
01:26:33And we're beautiful for this
01:26:43Keep the lights on just to keep me awake
01:26:52So I'll be with you longer
01:26:56And oh, for God's sake, will you kiss me again?
01:27:01Cause I'm not sure what town it is
01:27:05And all we'll have left after this is all right to you, Lord
01:27:16We are alive, we are living
01:27:29And we're beautiful for this
01:27:39Let's do it
01:27:42Let's do it
01:27:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:28:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:28:18We are living
01:28:22And we're beautiful
01:28:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:28:32For this
01:28:36Keep the lights on
01:28:42Just to keep me awake
01:28:45So I'll be with you
01:28:48Longer
01:28:49And oh, for God's sake
01:28:52Will you kiss me again?
01:28:56Cause I'm not sure what time
01:28:58It is and all
01:29:00We'll have left
01:29:02After this is
01:29:04Our letters
01:29:06So
01:29:08Thanks
01:29:12To
01:29:21To
01:29:22To
01:29:27To
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