00:00Watch out, NBA! Here comes Chris Wall!
00:05There are those that are born to be champions.
00:10I'm going to the NBA.
00:12And then, there's this guy.
00:16It looks like it's his knee!
00:18Oh, this hurts just to look at!
00:21This year...
00:22Oh, my God! You're that basketball guy!
00:25You work here now?
00:27You need therapy.
00:28Bro, you wear a Speedo.
00:29One movie will make all others look small.
00:33Did you guys hear the good news?
00:34We're gonna be on TV!
00:36Excellent!
00:3724-7s for pussies.
00:39Wear dumbbells.
00:4025-8, baby.
00:41Did you put a towel on?
00:42You're not a locker room guy, huh?
00:43More like not a cock-in-my-face guy.
00:45It's got buff dude.
00:47See the numbers on my YouTube video?
00:48That dramatic chipmunk better watch out.
00:50Or I'm gonna give it my nuts.
00:52Hot Chicks.
00:54Hold up.
00:55Oh, wait, that's Fabio?
00:57It's Fabio.
00:58Fabio.
00:59EO, you idiot.
01:00Fabio's kind of a dick, huh?
01:01Fuck you, Seacrest.
01:02It's fun this time.
01:04I bet even his dick is a six-pack.
01:06You like checks, right?
01:08I...
01:09Evil cults.
01:10Get him!
01:11No!
01:12Not the hair!
01:13Get him in the hair!
01:14Holy cow, what happened?
01:16Supercuts?
01:17Bankers.
01:18Does that mean I get the loan?
01:19What?
01:20No.
01:21You have no assets besides the size of your balls for even asking for that amount of money.
01:26Relationships.
01:27Newsflash.
01:28I make minimum wage, which makes me about as attractive to women as a yeast infection.
01:33Sorry, my bad.
01:35My bad?
01:36Who are you?
01:37Snoop Dogg now?
01:38Feels so good to work out high.
01:40Pep Talks.
01:41That's just some fun.
01:42But listen fondly.
01:43Don't fuck up my shit.
01:44He's not a dimwit.
01:45You have to have a wit to be dimwit.
01:46And Tom Cruise.
01:47No, that is not Tom Cruise.
01:48That is Tom Cruise.
01:49You're complete.
01:50And not Tom Cruise.
01:51You're complete.
01:52And not Tom Cruise.
01:53This is only the beginning of the Dumbbells experience.
01:54Yes!
01:55Oh, there's my big boy.
01:56Oh, there he is.
01:57I swear to God, 50% of those chicks can fit their full fist in their mouth.
02:00Sucks that one.
02:01Couldn't get it back after.
02:02Dumbbells.
02:03Are you drinking soda?
02:04No, he's not a dimwit.
02:05He's not a dimwit.
02:06He's not a dimwit.
02:07You have to have a wit to be dimwit.
02:08And Tom Cruise.
02:09No, that is not Tom Cruise.
02:10That is Tom Cruise.
02:11You're complete.
02:12And not Tom Cruise.
02:13And not Tom Cruise.
02:14This is only the beginning of the Dumbbells experience.
02:15Yes!
02:16Oh, there's my big boy.
02:17Couldn't get it back after.
02:18Dumbbells.
02:19Are you drinking soda?
02:20Are you out of your mind?
02:22I'm down at some cock.
02:24Cellular Oxygen Creatine.
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