00:00Oh my god, can you believe this?
00:03We're all looking through the point of view of our own reality tunnel, man.
00:07And every reality tunnel is different.
00:11Happy anniversary!
00:17I was never better than 50% after my injury.
00:21It's crazy how life takes us in directions we least expect, huh?
00:25Tell me about it.
00:27We have a new owner? What about your dad?
00:30He said he was tired of losing money on a business just to keep me employed,
00:33and he wishes he would have strapped up 30 years ago.
00:36Are you drinking soda?
00:37Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't put that shit in my body.
00:41I'm downing some cock.
00:42Cellular oxygen creatine.
00:45Come on, buddy. You can host this show.
00:47Hell, you threw 28 touchdowns in a single game.
00:51That was in a season.
00:56That does make more sense.
00:57I guess what bothers me the most is obsessively pondering over what I could have been.
01:03My true potential.
01:04Chris, sometimes we need to lose everything that we think we want
01:07in order to discover who it is that we really are.
01:10That's deep.
01:12It's a magnet in my refrigerator.
01:14Never understood what it meant.
01:15You know what, Kim?
01:18I'm a cancer.
01:19And we are emotional, art-majoring, empathetic, fish-painting motherfuckers.
01:26She told her I was some German photographer with a ponytail.
01:29Dirk. Dirk the jerk!
01:31Is this Victorian, your lady?
01:32Victorian?
01:33He was in a cult for 20 years.
01:35But he escaped.
01:38Hey.
01:38I have not been practicing my backhand for nothing.
01:55Voila.
01:56Stop the music!
01:58Oh, it's Chris!
02:00Oh, no, Dick.
02:01It looks like it's his knee.
02:02This could be serious.
02:03You're evicted.
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