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00:00Give me a woo if you had your ticket for tonight bought for you by somebody else.

00:05That's so nice. This is the kind of present that I like.

00:07I love it when somebody buys me a ticket for a thing they think they'll enjoy.

00:10The kind of present I don't like is going to sound really ungrateful.

00:12You know when somebody buys you something that's basically a job?

00:15A chore.

00:17Like when somebody buys you a plant.

00:21Don't buy me a fucking plant.

00:25Flowers are different, aren't they?

00:26In a vase, dead in a week, I've had a lovely time.

00:30A plant is a proper commitment, isn't it?

00:31It's a relationship of sorts.

00:33A friend of mine bought me a plant just before the last tour

00:35as if to say you're about to be on the road for two years

00:38trying to keep this bloody thing alive.

00:40It has instructions, yours have instructions.

00:42On the instructions, he said, must not be kept in direct sunlight.

00:45To this day, I don't really know what that means.

00:47Is it to be kept in indirect sunlight, in the dark?

00:50I don't know. What I do know is that person comes round your house

00:53for an innocent cup of tea,

00:54and the whole time they're in your house, they're looking.

00:56I wonder where she's put a plant.

01:00And I think, I could show you where I've put a plant,

01:02but you're not going to like it.

01:04It's definitely in the dark.

01:07It was in the dark as soon as I lifted my foot off the bin pedal.

01:11But four days before Christmas,

01:18actually, a friend of mine bought me a present.

01:19Now, four days before Christmas,

01:21you might be the sort of person who's all organised.

01:22You've bought everything, you've wrapped everything,

01:24you've already got your sprouts on boiling for Christmas dinner.

01:27I am not that person.

01:29Four days before Christmas, I've done nothing,

01:31and I'm panicking about everything.

01:33But this friend of mine, four days before Christmas,

01:36bought me a gingerbread house I had to make myself.

01:40Fuck off.

01:49So quite as far as it sounds,

01:51you didn't have to make the gingerbread,

01:53you didn't have to build it, though.

01:54It was like a flat pack,

01:55as if Hansel and Gretel came from Sweden.

01:58That's what it was like.

02:00You know what I did?

02:01I just ate it wall by wall.

02:04I just ate it wall by wall.

02:05I just ate it wall by wall.

Sarah Millican: Late Bloomer | movie | 2025 | Official Clip

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