Pepito Manaloto: Prom problems ni Chito (YouLOL Rewind)

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#YouLOLRewind #PepitoManaloto: Hindi pala ang mga kaliwang paa ni Chito (Jake Vargas) ang magpapahiya sa kanya sa prom, kung hindi ang oversized niyang suit.   For more Pepito Manaloto Highlights, click the link below:   https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmCZc7wzhH5VbXaXM9U2Fvj7

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00:00.

00:04Hey, tigilan mo na nga yan.

00:06Tara magpractice na tayo para sa prom dance.

00:08Prom dance?

00:10Oo. Ano ka ba? First time kaya natin magsasayaw.

00:13Hindi tayo pwedeng mapahiya dun, no?

00:15Eh, kasi teka lang.

00:18Napilahan kasi ako eh.

00:20Kailan?

00:21Ah, eh, kanina eh.

00:24Sa basketball.

00:25Ha?

00:26Asakit. Eh, sige ah.

00:28Kaya, uwin ako muna to ha?

00:30Uy!

00:35Ayun muna, ayun muna si Pa.

00:37Ito ito ito.

00:38Sige.

00:39Ito eh.

00:40Ito eh.

00:41I-trace mo muna yung word.

00:43And then...

00:45Hey!

00:46Hehehehe.

00:48Hey!

00:50Oo, ano na.

00:52Paga, mumuwi.

00:53Eh, wala nang masyadong ginagawa sa opisiya.

00:55Nag-ikot-ikot lang ako sa mga shop.

00:57Tsaka gusto kumakita yung, yung binili ni Stan.

01:00Eh, nagla kang nagka-interess sa kanya.

01:03Eh, ano pala yan eh.

01:04Malaking tulong pala yung mga personal shopper.

01:06Sige ah lang, si Mr. Saracho.

01:07Matagal na raw may ganyan.

01:08Kaya...

01:10Asa na?

01:12Eh, pinadry clean ko eh, kay Rhea.

01:15Tapos isinabay ko na rin yung binili ko para kay Cheeto.

01:17Okay.

01:18Okay.

01:19Magkano'y napot?

01:20Mmm...

01:21Tama lang.

01:22Magkano nga?

01:23100,000!

01:24100!

01:25100,000!

01:26100,000!

01:27Ang mahal naman!

01:28Eh, eh, kasi sabi mo dapat special.

01:31Gusto mo special.

01:32O di yung presyo special din.

01:37Sige naman.

01:38Ay!

01:39Taka!

01:40O?

01:41Magmarienta muna tayo.

01:42Magpapabili ako ng halo-halo.

01:44O eh, regular lang yung pabili mo, ha?

01:45Baka mamaya, presyo niyan.

01:46Special din.

02:03O eh, hindi, hindi. Tuloy mo lang.

02:04Tuloy mo lang.

02:05Eh, hindi tayo eh.

02:06Tapos mo ako.

02:07Tapos ka?

02:08Sigurado ka?

02:10Ngayon time, may problema ako eh.

02:13Kasi bukas na yung prom night ko eh.

02:14Hindi ako marunong sumayaw.

02:16Alam yun eh.

02:18Yun lang.

02:19Ako.

02:20Alam mo yung mga sayaw dyan?

02:21Ang dali-dali matutunan yan.

02:27Kamagalala ako, magtuturo sa'yo.

02:29Tuturo ako ng pinakamagaling na DI sa buong Pilipinas.

02:32Si DI Joe.

02:33O, teka.

02:34Dalari ka.

02:35Amay.

02:36Ganyan.

02:37Dito ang awa, ha?

02:38Okay, awa.

02:39Ayan.

02:40Tapos?

02:41Ayan.

02:42Paganyan.

02:43Okay.

02:44Tapos sa abate tayo.

02:45Ayan na to.

02:46Sara.

02:47Balik.

02:48Sara.

02:49Ulit.

02:50Balik.

02:51Pwede tayo dito.

02:52Balik.

02:53Pwede tayo.

02:54Ayan.

02:55Ayan.

02:56Dali lang.

02:57Wala tayo na.

02:58O.

02:59Tingnan lang.

03:00Dali mo na.

03:01Ay!

03:02Nadali mo!

03:03Nadali mo!

03:04Bakit?

03:05Nadali mo yung kanyo ko.

03:06Balik.

03:07Guta hai.

03:08Ayan na-

03:21Ayan na o.

03:22The muscles though.

03:24Wait for you?

03:25Why do you stay home today?

03:28Move quickly here, Erika.

03:34You still have to go to a house, right?

03:39Yes, I used to learn the process for Alam.

03:45I think this sounds like this.

03:48If I'm going to go to the house, I'm going to go to the house again.

03:52Basketball?

03:54Are you going to be able to play?

03:57Huh?

03:58Ah...

03:59No.

04:00It's okay.

04:01It's okay.

04:02I'm not going to dunk.

04:04Dunk?

04:05Your legs are really good.

04:13I'm going to tell you what I said.

04:16It's a pantalon ball.

04:18Ano ba yan?

04:21Hoy!

04:22Tito!

04:25Ano na?

04:32More tawa mo saya!

04:40More tawa mo saya!

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