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00:00:00The End
00:00:29F.O.L.A.R.
00:00:59Good life in the sky!
00:01:07Merry Christmas!
00:01:17All set!
00:01:29Hey, can you just grab my lunch?
00:01:39I'll take that to the back!
00:01:45I love the smell of ketchup in the morning.
00:01:49All right, I got a hot dog with ketchup and a small serving of fries.
00:01:52Yes, can I also get one with mustard?
00:01:54You got it.
00:01:59Excuse me! Pardon me! Come here!
00:02:14Didn't think this went through, did you?
00:02:17Three, two, one...
00:02:21Buh-bye!
00:02:29No, you stay here!
00:02:35We'd like to remind all passengers to ensure they have all their belongings before leaving the station.
00:02:42You're not responsible...
00:02:44Ah, hey there, Falcon!
00:02:45Special delivery!
00:02:46Thanks so much! See you tonight!
00:02:49Hey, I think you might have dropped this.
00:02:52Oh, thanks so much for thinking of me!
00:02:54Just don't forget about tonight, all right?
00:02:56Uh-oh!
00:02:57Hello! Is there anyone there?
00:02:59Oh, it's stuck again?
00:03:01Guilty!
00:03:03Check out what I got for you!
00:03:05Oh, I love it!
00:03:06Enjoy!
00:03:09Good to see you tonight!
00:03:10I don't know about you, but I'm starting!
00:03:11I've got presents!
00:03:12Oh, yay!
00:03:14All right, this one's for you.
00:03:15Heads up, catch!
00:03:16Got it, thanks!
00:03:17Here, got your favorite sardines?
00:03:18Excellent!
00:03:19Got any dessert by any chance?
00:03:21Not today, sorry.
00:03:22But don't you worry, because tonight, my furry friends, we won't be eating the same old garbage.
00:03:27No, tonight, we'll finally be lucky enough to stuff our faces and still go back for seconds!
00:03:31Tonight, there'll be a three-course meal big enough for all of us!
00:03:33For you, for you, and even you, my shy little munchkin!
00:03:37For me?
00:03:38Because tonight, we're gonna celebrate Christmas!
00:03:42Yeah!
00:03:43Yeah!
00:03:44Falcon!
00:03:45Falcon!
00:03:46Falcon!
00:03:47Falcon!
00:03:48Falcon!
00:03:49Falcon!
00:03:50Falcon!
00:03:51Falcon!
00:03:52Falcon!
00:03:53Falcon!
00:03:55People's fighting styles make me laugh!
00:03:57If you'd been in a special fortress like Steven, you'd be up to snuff!
00:04:00Because when it's time to fight, there's only one style that works!
00:04:03That's Kraken!
00:04:04That's where you're wrong!
00:04:05It's the Force!
00:04:06No, Jack!
00:04:07Suplex!
00:04:08No, it's Kraken!
00:04:09No, the Force!
00:04:10No, it's Suplex!
00:04:11No, it's Kraken!
00:04:13Force!
00:04:14Suplex!
00:04:15Kraken!
00:04:16Hey, uncles!
00:04:17Want a hot dog?
00:04:20Si, go for a Falcon!
00:04:22Okay.
00:04:23You still got it, huh?
00:04:30Well, I had some great senseis.
00:04:32How you feeling about the big job?
00:04:34Good.
00:04:35Everything's going according to plan, and tonight we celebrate.
00:04:37But I gotta get moving, uncles.
00:04:38And we gotta get moving to burn off some calories to make room for the feast you're gonna bring us tonight!
00:04:43All right?
00:04:44Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:04:47I'm here!
00:04:48I could lose a little push over here!
00:04:49I see.
00:04:50OLE!
00:04:53By the way, Falcon, does Rico know about your plan?
00:04:56Yeah, but I already regret telling him.
00:05:02Ah!
00:05:03Maurice!
00:05:04Rico, how many times I gotta tell you? Call me Falcon.
00:05:06Sure, sure. Whatever you want, Maurice.
00:05:08Look, we gotta talk.
00:05:10Are you sure you wanna do this job?
00:05:11We don't even know this guy. What's his name again?
00:05:13Hans.
00:05:14Yeah, Hans.
00:05:15Hans and his so-called sure thing.
00:05:17Thanks, Falcon.
00:05:18I'm not gonna lie. He scares the heck out of me.
00:05:20I'm not sure we should trust him.
00:05:21I mean, hitting up a hot dog stand, fine.
00:05:23A little grocery store when things are tight, sure, but we're talking about a train.
00:05:27Is it really worth the risk?
00:05:28If this job goes south, it's a one-way ticket to the slammer.
00:05:31Rico, you gotta stop worrying. Come on, this is what I do.
00:05:33Right, right. Like when you came up with that genius idea to pinch the pepperoni from those guard dogs?
00:05:39Thanks, Falcon.
00:05:40You were this close to being dog chow.
00:05:43Yeah, but I got it done, didn't I?
00:05:45Yeah, you always say that, but this one's too dangerous.
00:05:48Let this Hans guy do it himself.
00:05:51But Rico, how can we pass up the opportunity to finally have a real feast on Christmas?
00:05:56Just imagine, for the first time we can all celebrate together with full bellies, without our friends worrying which trash can our next meal's coming from.
00:06:04And who's the guy everyone expects to make it happen?
00:06:07Thanks, Falcon!
00:06:09You heard him.
00:06:10Falcon.
00:06:11Whatever you say.
00:06:13But please, just watch your back, Maurice.
00:06:18All right, Rico. I've gotta fly.
00:06:20Oh.
00:06:21Train number 72689, with service to Toro City, is now pulling into the station.
00:06:45If I'm not, I kinda get emotional.
00:06:46Oh.
00:06:50Excuse me, could you give me a hand with my suitcase?
00:06:55Of course, sir.
00:06:56Oh, thank you, this very...
00:06:58Merry Christmas.
00:07:00Where are we putting the snake?
00:07:01He usually likes being somewhere dark. Let's put him in the back.
00:07:05Don't worry, I'll see you in a couple of hours.
00:07:07Try to get some sleep during the trip.
00:07:10See you soon.
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:20Huh?
00:07:21Oh, my God.
00:07:51Hans? Come in. I'm in position. Hans, do you read me?
00:07:56I read you loud and clear, Falcon. Make your way towards the engine. Operation Christmas Feast is now a go.
00:08:21That's it, Janice. Just breathe, my little quinoa. Feel the connection to the cosmos.
00:08:32Oh, Jimmy. The stars are telling me we're gonna be amazing parents.
00:08:36Oh, you're expecting babies?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:38And if our celestial stars are aligned, there should be ten of us this Christmas.
00:08:43Well, how about you, little sunflower? Are you ready for the journey?
00:08:46My owner and I take the train together all the time, but I gotta say, I've never been on one like this.
00:08:50They say it's one of the fastest trains in the whole world.
00:08:53You sure you're connected the red to the red?
00:08:57Huh? Uh, yeah, of course. The engine has been hacked.
00:09:03Good. Now to the next phase.
00:09:05Oh, no, I'm telling you, this train's ultra-model.
00:09:08Really?
00:09:09Oh, yeah. All the controls are state-of-the-art. It's cutting-edge technology.
00:09:12Oh, boy. Well, you know, all this tech stuff is very foreign to us.
00:09:16We're just happy to lay in the sun.
00:09:18And when our train arrives on time.
00:09:20Oh, yes. I'd hope they wouldn't be running late on Christmas Eve.
00:09:25You're all right, friend. You look a bit shaky.
00:09:27I don't like traveling. I get motion sickness.
00:09:30Well, don't you worry. I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
00:09:33Oh, by the way, my name's Judy.
00:09:39Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Judy.
00:09:43Yes, it's nice to meet you.
00:09:47And my name is... is... is... Kaka!
00:09:51Huh?
00:09:52Coco! Coco! It's Coco! No, no, no, Kaka!
00:09:54Huh?
00:09:59Okay, just finished an economy.
00:10:01Ah, you're doing great, Falcon. Keep it up.
00:10:08You opening up the train?
00:10:09Yeah, I'm just waiting for someone to give me a hand with my suitcase. You?
00:10:20Hello, Mr. Musician.
00:10:21That's a bit of a sad song you're playing, isn't it?
00:10:27Hmm.
00:10:31Momo, do you think I have a shot at that ninja roll in Toro City?
00:10:35I still can't stand on my hind legs.
00:10:37You know the biz, Leo. The audition no-names like us, then cast a star. We're at the bar.
00:10:41Yeah, except for our commercials for Pricemart.
00:10:45Need to cut back on your spending? Well, I've got good news.
00:10:47At Pricemart, we've got savings for days.
00:10:49Milk, fruits, cleaners, couches, gas, and chainsaws.
00:10:52And, of course, our famous pizzas. Don't miss out!
00:10:55Pricemart, locations are open 24-7.
00:10:59That's it! You guys are in those Pricemart commercials!
00:11:01I knew I'd seen you both somewhere! I can't wait to tell the team I travel with celebrities!
00:11:06Oh, I wouldn't call us celebrities.
00:11:08We're C-listers at best.
00:11:10Date players.
00:11:11Mascots.
00:11:12Yes, that'd be immodest. I bet someday you'll both be huge stars!
00:11:16But in the meantime, make sure it don't go to your head, huh?
00:11:19Yeah.
00:11:20Falcon, you gotta wrap this up. We need to be done before the train leaves.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:33Ah! Where am I? Where'd my owner go? What is this cage? Who's that guy?
00:11:36Ah! Okay, okay, okay. I've been kidnapped.
00:11:39Oh! Hey! Have you also been kidnapped?
00:11:43Oh, my poor owner must be sick with worry.
00:11:46Hey, hey! Do you have any sugar?
00:11:48Huh?
00:11:49Sugar!
00:11:50No. Why would I have any sugar?
00:11:52Okay. You're stuck eating kibble, aren't you?
00:11:54Haha! I know all about kibble.
00:11:56If you had any idea what was in it, I know all about it. I have sources.
00:12:00I follow people on social media. That's where the truth comes out.
00:12:03Woohoo! For example, veggies are a lie!
00:12:05But they make you think that you should eat them like five times a day!
00:12:08No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:12:09The truth is that we should only be eating sugar.
00:12:12Tons of sugar!
00:12:14Oh! Oh! Sugar!
00:12:16Hmm. Sugar puts them to sleep. Well, ain't that something.
00:12:24Hmm. The gang is gonna be so happy tonight.
00:12:28You said it, Falcon. Now, come on. We're almost there.
00:12:41That's a fun fact. I don't know if you know this, but this train's gonna cross the Devil's Bridge.
00:12:59It's the biggest bridge in the whole entire...
00:13:08Too easy.
00:13:10Yes! All set, Hans. We have control of the train. You can unlock the food supply now.
00:13:14Nice.
00:13:20Hmm.
00:13:26Whoa!
00:13:30Wow!
00:13:34Wow!
00:13:36Wow!
00:13:38Oh, he doesn't look that chill, does he?
00:13:47That's strange. Smells like a thief's bin in here.
00:13:50Hans, did you open the food supply?
00:13:52We got a cop dog here. Hurry up!
00:13:55Hans!
00:13:56Hans, do you read me?
00:13:59Hans!
00:14:00So it begins.
00:14:02Attention. Due to a technical issue,
00:14:04we're asking all passengers and personnel to temporarily de-board the train.
00:14:09Attention. Due to a technical issue,
00:14:12we're asking all passengers and personnel to temporarily de-board the train.
00:14:15Hmm. What's happening?
00:14:17What are they saying?
00:14:19Attention. Due to a technical issue,
00:14:19we're asking all passengers and personnel to temporarily de-board the train.
00:14:25What's the delay?
00:14:26Ma'am, we should be getting on our way very soon.
00:14:31Why did the doors...
00:14:33Look at that. Sounds like the train's actually going to leave early.
00:14:37Well, this is the first time for everything.
00:14:40It's going to be 75 degrees today in Bay City.
00:14:43And now, a word from our sponsors.
00:14:52Happy trails.
00:14:53Hans, are we all good? The train's moving.
00:14:58Maggie? Maggie?
00:15:00Oh, no! Maggie! Maggie!
00:15:03No! Maggie!
00:15:07What?
00:15:09No!
00:15:22Hans? Hans?
00:15:23Hans?
00:15:23Hans?
00:15:24Well, you certainly seem like a seasoned traveler.
00:15:27Oh, yeah! Lisa and I really have the travel bug.
00:15:29Here's a pick of us in Japan and one in Columbia.
00:15:32Like the adventurers.
00:15:33We prefer to travel in the astroplane.
00:15:35Oh, yeah. We can go far. Real far.
00:15:38Coming up next, our holiday blooper reel.
00:15:43Here we go with more dumb videos of cats being exploited.
00:15:47Do we really need to watch more of this?
00:15:48Come on. It's funny.
00:15:49Hans! Hans!
00:16:07Yes, sir. The train took off on its own, and it's moving through the city.
00:16:11Yes, sir. That's right. We have no way of stopping it.
00:16:13Hey, so, that ninja roll. Is it for a film?
00:16:20Oh, it's a real long shot that I get the roll.
00:16:23So you're a big movie buff, huh, Doc?
00:16:25Oh, yeah, but my real passion's football.
00:16:27I mean, check it out.
00:16:28I bring it everywhere.
00:16:31Oh, sugar.
00:16:34I lose sugar.
00:16:35Oh, come on. Santa's got places to be.
00:16:46Ho, ho, ho.
00:16:55Oh, no. My sleigh.
00:16:59Hey, you. Yeah, I'm talking to you.
00:17:01Aren't you supposed to be in a cage?
00:17:02Looks like we have a free letter.
00:17:04Uh...
00:17:05Huh?
00:17:07Uh...
00:17:09Ha, surprise ticket check. Show me your tickets, everyone.
00:17:11Oh, but-but-but-but-but I don't have my own ticket.
00:17:13Ah, well, then I'm gonna have to report you.
00:17:15Oh, please don't.
00:17:15I'm just kidding. Have a good trip.
00:17:18This stray is trying to hit your free ride. Typical.
00:17:21If he wanted a free ride, he wouldn't be trying to get off the train.
00:17:25I'm sniffing a thief in our midst.
00:17:29Me? A thief?
00:17:30That's a good one, Rex.
00:17:32How do you know my name?
00:17:33Ninety percent of police dogs are named Rex.
00:17:36Hmm. You're quick, but I'm still taking you in at the next stop.
00:17:40Oh, yeah? You think some washed-up old pooch in a cage is gonna stop the Falcon?
00:17:45Falcon? A raccoon who names himself after a bird?
00:17:48He's named after a bird because he can fly. I saw him flying with my own eyes.
00:17:51Oh, yeah, I'm sure you saw him flying.
00:17:54By the seat of his pants.
00:17:55Oh, this is weird. Why is the train going so fast?
00:17:58Hmm. There's been a lot of strange coincidences, huh, Falcon? Why are you on this train?
00:18:03Uh-huh. So, uh, you saw me flying before, huh? Wanna know how I learned to do it?
00:18:08Oh, yes!
00:18:09Oh. Well, the truth is, I've always been an orphan. An orphaned raccoon isn't anyone's dream pet. No one wanted to take me in. No one helped feed me. No one even looked at me.
00:18:19Poor thing.
00:18:20Then one day, I was looking through some trash cans.
00:18:23You went through the trash? I had a feeling.
00:18:26Of course. What else could I do? I didn't have an owner to fill my food bowl every day.
00:18:30Yes, well, I think it's more a matter of will.
00:18:32Whatever. Anyway, a human snuck up on me, and then...
00:18:37He pulled out a rifle, and back!
00:18:41He shot me.
00:18:43And took out a chunk of my ear.
00:18:45What a performance!
00:18:46He's Louise's good.
00:18:47So there I was, weak and unable to feed myself.
00:18:50I wandered aimlessly for hours.
00:18:53I was exhausted.
00:18:55But just when I thought all hope was lost, a falcon spotted me from the sky.
00:19:00He saved me.
00:19:02And took me in like I was one of his own.
00:19:05He even taught me the ancient ways of a falcon.
00:19:08Speed.
00:19:09Agility.
00:19:10Dexterity.
00:19:11Eventually, I inherited his powers.
00:19:13Like supervision.
00:19:14And of course, the power of flight.
00:19:22That, my friends, is how I became a falcon.
00:19:27And got this nickname.
00:19:29That's so great.
00:19:31It's completely ridiculous.
00:19:33And this?
00:19:34Is this also ridiculous?
00:19:36Oh.
00:19:37Wow.
00:19:38What is it?
00:19:39This is the bullet that hit me in the ear.
00:19:42I've kept it with me ever since the day I got shot.
00:19:44To remind myself that no matter what, you never let your guard down.
00:19:48Now, playtime's over.
00:20:02Well, I'm glad your guard's up, falcon.
00:20:04Because you're going straight to the pound.
00:20:05Oh, no.
00:20:06I'm so scared.
00:20:13Where am I?
00:20:14Oh, right.
00:20:15I've been kidnapped.
00:20:18Okay, I think we may have hit something.
00:20:28Hmm.
00:20:28Must have been a flying saucer.
00:20:30Definitely.
00:20:31With aliens.
00:20:32Extraterrestrials.
00:20:33Extraterrestrials are everywhere these days.
00:20:35There's tons of videos on it.
00:20:36Hey, hey.
00:20:37Do you have any sugar?
00:20:42Breaking news.
00:20:42We're receiving numerous reports that a runaway train is speeding its way across the peaceful town of Basin.
00:20:48The train has already caused some damage, smashing through a construction site on Scott Avenue.
00:20:52Fortunately, there were no injuries.
00:20:54No passengers aboard the train, but there is a full car carrying...
00:21:01Oh, those poor things.
00:21:03I wouldn't want to be them.
00:21:05Amigos, look at these.
00:21:06That's falcon strength.
00:21:07Hmm?
00:21:12Ah, Johnson, now, this is fun.
00:21:16Yeah, this is what it's all about, Johnson.
00:21:18Did you remember the camera battery this time?
00:21:20Uh, yeah, I got it.
00:21:21We're good.
00:21:22Johnson and Johnson, you guys are currently pursuing the train, correct?
00:21:25Yes, that's right, Michael.
00:21:26We're actually just caught up to it now.
00:21:28We're almost parallel to the tail car, the one carrying all the animals.
00:21:31The train is about to pass Siegel Island.
00:21:34What we are witnessing here is without a doubt the biggest railway story in the history of Bay City.
00:21:40We're doing our best to bring you as close to the action as we can.
00:21:42Uh, I don't want to worry anyone, but I'm pretty sure the train they're talking about is this one.
00:21:46Oh?
00:21:47Soon the train will be outside the city and we'll be on it.
00:21:51Falcon hasn't checked in yet.
00:21:53He might be stuck on the train.
00:21:54Steven, go get rico, rápido.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56I'm told we have reporters on the ground talking to the owners of some of the trapped animals on the train.
00:22:09Oh, I was devastated because my poor little Randy is on that train.
00:22:12Ah, that's my owner.
00:22:13She's going to save us.
00:22:15Rebecca, Rebecca.
00:22:16All my fans can relax because my sponsor bought me a brand new dog.
00:22:20So please come visit us.
00:22:21She replaced me.
00:22:23Oh, look, sugar.
00:22:24Imagine you can get a photo with my new partner.
00:22:27I mean, come on, just look how cute he is.
00:22:28Look at his little thing.
00:22:29And do you have a pet on the train as well, young lady?
00:22:32Yeah, her name is Maggie, and she's all alone on that train, and I'm really scared for her.
00:22:37We need to find a way to help those animals.
00:22:39We can't just leave them all.
00:22:41Oh, that poor little girl.
00:22:43Yes, Cynthia, and it seems like it's only going to get worse.
00:22:45A fiery, explosive crash seems unavoidable.
00:22:48Huh?
00:22:49Oh, my babies.
00:22:50Oh, my babies.
00:22:52Hmm?
00:22:53Oh, my babies.
00:22:54Oh, I'm going to get off the bench and help us.
00:22:59We're not worth the risk.
00:23:01I don't want to end up cooked like a pizza.
00:23:06Hello there.
00:23:09Enjoying the ride?
00:23:10Not too bumpy?
00:23:12From where I'm standing, it's all going perfectly.
00:23:15Because after planning this for months, I hacked this train, and now I have complete control.
00:23:22Watch this.
00:23:22I can accelerate, or hit the brake, accelerate, or brake, accelerate, or brake, accelerate, or brake, accelerate, or brake.
00:23:34You're all at my mercy.
00:23:38This guy's taken one tackle too many.
00:23:40We haven't done anything to you.
00:23:42No, you've done nothing to me.
00:23:43But as luck would have it, you're traveling with the one person I've sworn vengeance on.
00:23:48That's right. We finally meet again. Rex.
00:23:52Huh? Do we know each other?
00:23:54Huh? Well, yeah. Hans. Uh, the Hans gang.
00:23:59Uh, no idea.
00:24:00It's me. Five years ago, those kibble robberies from a bunch of vet clinics, that was me.
00:24:06My gang, come on. We had quite the reputation.
00:24:09I did five years and a pound because of you and you don't even remember?
00:24:12I've arrested countless scumbags like you and Falcon.
00:24:15Sometimes ten of them a day. Sorry I don't remember them all.
00:24:18Uh, it doesn't matter. After today, you won't forget me.
00:24:23Goodbye, Rex.
00:24:28We're all gonna die.
00:24:29Not gonna lie, I didn't see that in the stars.
00:24:32Uh, he doesn't remember me.
00:24:37He forgot about me.
00:24:43How the heck do you not remember me, Rex?
00:24:45Get out!
00:24:46You have no idea what it's like to spend five years in the pound.
00:24:50To lose your gang.
00:24:52And to ride in the middle of nowhere.
00:24:54Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:25:24city. No, we're gonna crash way before then, right here on this bridge. What? Oh, yeah.
00:25:33You see, when you cross the Devil's Bridge, there's a very strict speed limit. And since
00:25:37our train is so heavy and going too fast, we're gonna cause big vibrations on the rails,
00:25:41which will damage the pylons, causing the bridge to collapse, and then the train will
00:25:44explode. And then we all die. You're welcome. But we can't let that happen. There's gotta
00:25:53be something we can do. There might be. If the train was lighter, we might be able to
00:25:57cross. But we'd have to detach at least half of the train cars. Oh, I know what we can
00:26:01do. See, we're at the back of the train. But if we can move up to car number eight, we could
00:26:05detach the cars between first class and economy. Oh, well, we don't have to pass the economy,
00:26:10do we? Yes, it's the only way to safely detach the cars so that we can cross the bridge without
00:26:14it collapsing and killing us all. That sounds like a great plan. Yeah, except we're all
00:26:18still locked in cages and the key is all the way in the next car.
00:26:23Whoa. But you could go through that trap door and get the key for us.
00:26:33Thank you, bud. And with all your special falcon abilities, it should be a piece of cake.
00:26:41Oh, yeah, yeah, surely. With all my special falcon abilities, I... But I mean, it does sound
00:26:44a little dangerous, doesn't it? We're begging you. Please save our babies.
00:26:48Me too. You gotta help us. We're counting on you.
00:26:50You're the only one of us who could do this. Yeah, come on.
00:26:53Yeah, okay. I suppose I can give it a try. Are you guys serious? You really want to trust
00:26:57this common thief to save us all? Common? Me?
00:27:00Ha! I'll show you, grandpa.
00:27:02Uh, everything okay, Mr. Falcon? Oh, yeah. Easy peasy. Huh.
00:27:14Yeah, go on, falcon. At this speed, you're gonna end up like roadkill.
00:27:21Nice going, falcon. Everyone's lives are in your stupid hands. This is a golden opportunity
00:27:37to have more food than we ever had on Christmas. Yeah, come out to the coast, we'll hang out,
00:27:42have a few laughs. Only thing, you'll have to crawl underneath the runaway train at full speed.
00:27:47Ah, ha! Ha! Sabon!
00:27:51Ah! Ha!
00:27:52Ah! Ah!
00:27:59Ah! Ah!
00:28:00Huh?
00:28:02Hmm?
00:28:03Hey!
00:28:21Yes!
00:28:34Hey!
00:28:58It feels like he's been gone a long time, doesn't it?
00:29:01Exactly. I wouldn't put it past him to take this opportunity to escape.
00:29:17Oh, you're awesome!
00:29:19I told you. Easy peasy. Now, who wants out?
00:29:23It's alright. It's not bad for a thief, huh?
00:29:25I think an apology is an order?
00:29:26Okay. Everyone gets lucky sometime. Now, get me out of this cage. I'll take things from here.
00:29:32Oh, hold on there, Sexarch. I'm not sure you're in the best position to be barking out orders.
00:29:37I'm in a better position than some low-life thug like you.
00:29:40Hey! It was that low-life thug that got us out of these cages. He's the only reason that we still have a chance of surviving.
00:29:45Sure, he boarded his train illegally. He's acting very suspicious and is clearly hiding something, but it's because of this criminal that we're-
00:29:52Thank you. Thank you very much. We all get it.
00:29:54Okay, Rex. I'll let you out.
00:29:56Okay, Rex. I'll let you out.
00:29:57Out of the question.
00:30:02Don't worry. I got you.
00:30:13I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but you can't possibly believe I hacked this train all by myself. In fact, I think it's time I thank the person who was with me from the beginning. The guy who made all of this possible.
00:30:24We can't listen to that psychopath!
00:30:31Eh, but...
00:30:33Listen, guys. He's just trying to get in our heads. We all need to stick together.
00:30:42Oh, you wanna play, Falcon? All right, let's play.
00:30:54All right, forget about that weirdo. We need to find a way to-
00:30:58Don't worry! I'll catch you!
00:31:12Oh!
00:31:15Whoa!
00:31:16Whoa!
00:31:17Whoa!
00:31:18Whoa!
00:31:19Whoa!
00:31:20Hey! You gotta move, huh?
00:31:21Whoa!
00:31:26Whoa!
00:31:27Whoa!
00:31:28Quick! Get out of there!
00:31:30Hurry up!
00:31:31Whoa!
00:31:33Whoa!
00:31:34Whoa!
00:31:35Whoa!
00:31:36Whoa!
00:31:37Whoa!
00:31:39Why are you spying on me?
00:31:46Who's paying you?
00:31:47Who do you work for, huh?
00:31:51Oh, you're not gonna talk, huh?
00:31:52Where are you going?
00:31:53Stop moving around!
00:32:09Don't worry about me.
00:32:13I'm all good.
00:32:35Hi, Mr. Greyhound.
00:32:36What's your name?
00:32:40Victor.
00:32:41Well, thanks for letting me out, Victor.
00:32:42My name's Anna.
00:32:44Oh, very nice to make your acquaintance.
00:32:47Hey, hurry up back there.
00:32:49We gotta go.
00:32:53That snake looks very familiar.
00:32:55I'm sure I've seen her on social media before.
00:32:58Do you know about social media?
00:32:59Yes, unfortunately.
00:33:01Ah, thank you.
00:33:03What was your name again?
00:33:04Candy.
00:33:04But listen, I didn't pick it.
00:33:06We can pick?
00:33:09Oh, that was something.
00:33:16Hey, Leo.
00:33:17Those were some slick laterals.
00:33:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:33:20Interference.
00:33:21Whoa.
00:33:22Okay, so just a recap.
00:33:24You're saying some psycho hack the train
00:33:26is some kind of scheme
00:33:26to get back at the old dog
00:33:27who arrested him?
00:33:28Right.
00:33:29What's next?
00:33:29You gonna say the Earth is round?
00:33:31Ha, I'm not that gullible.
00:33:32All right, is everyone here?
00:33:35Then let's head to car eight.
00:33:35Hey, who put you in charge, huh?
00:33:38Okay, smart guy.
00:33:38What's your plan?
00:33:40Uh, let's all head to car eight.
00:33:42Right.
00:33:44Hello?
00:33:45Hello?
00:33:46Hello?
00:33:48I can't believe this forgotten again.
00:33:51Hello?
00:33:52For once, I actually got lucky.
00:34:05Looks like someone's lost their touch.
00:34:06It's so damn far.
00:34:07Yeah, because you did so much better.
00:34:09Guys, you're both right, okay?
00:34:10Seems like you're all barking.
00:34:11Guys, I'm okay.
00:34:13You really want to see me bite something?
00:34:14Excuse me?
00:34:15Why don't you kiss my tail, Rexy?
00:34:16You don't have a tail when I'm through with you.
00:34:18Huh?
00:34:18Oh, no.
00:34:19Oh, no.
00:34:19Water, water, water, water.
00:34:25Water.
00:34:26Excuse me, excuse me.
00:34:27Come through.
00:34:28Out of the way.
00:34:28Move.
00:34:29This is an emergency.
00:34:33Water.
00:34:33Whoa, whoa, no.
00:34:34No.
00:34:35Hey, where are you going?
00:34:37Hey, don't leave me in the toilet.
00:34:40What were you thinking?
00:34:41There's a sink right there.
00:34:43Huh?
00:34:43Huh?
00:34:44Hey, don't get me out.
00:34:50This is vinegar.
00:34:52Sorry, pal.
00:34:53It's all I can find.
00:34:57So humiliating.
00:34:58Whoa.
00:35:09Huh?
00:35:10Why aren't you guys moving?
00:35:18This is bad.
00:35:19I really don't want to be Peking Duck.
00:35:21Yeah, it's too dangerous.
00:35:22We'll have to find another way to get off this train.
00:35:24Yeah, how do we do that, officer?
00:35:26My plan is actually much simpler.
00:35:27We go back to our car and find a way to detach it.
00:35:30It'll stop on its own, and then we'll all get off safely.
00:35:34But, Mr. Police Dog, we're going too fast.
00:35:36If we detach the last car, it'll likely derail and crash.
00:35:39Then we're all gonna die.
00:35:41Yeah, but if we go on like this, we'll all be charbroiled.
00:35:46Listen up.
00:35:47Don't worry.
00:35:47It's just a little fire.
00:35:48If I can do it, then you guys can do it, too.
00:35:51Yeah, we're following Falcon.
00:35:52I'm not gonna let societal norms dictate my life ever again.
00:35:56No, sir.
00:35:56Hello?
00:35:58Hello?
00:35:59Hello?
00:36:00Come on.
00:36:00Look, watch it.
00:36:06Huh?
00:36:13Ah!
00:36:13Randy!
00:36:16It's okay, Randy.
00:36:17I'm spry.
00:36:27Look, they made it.
00:36:28Let's go.
00:36:30Excuse me.
00:36:46Come on, Coco.
00:36:47You got this.
00:36:50I do what I can.
00:36:52Why don't you just fly?
00:36:54Well, I don't know how to fly.
00:36:57I never learned how.
00:36:59Coco?
00:37:07Coco?
00:37:10I made it.
00:37:14See that?
00:37:15You were almost flying.
00:37:16Almost.
00:37:18It's lucky we weren't following you.
00:37:19We would have been sucked out.
00:37:21Are you kidding me?
00:37:22If you had to waste it so much time, we'd all be safely across.
00:37:24Um, maybe this isn't the best time to be fighting.
00:37:27The car's about to break apart, and if you're still over there, it'll go off the rails, and then you're also gonna...
00:37:30And we'll all die, we know.
00:37:32Exactly.
00:37:33But right now, there's a massive hole in the middle of the car, so we need to find another way.
00:37:37Wait, Rex.
00:37:38I've got an idea.
00:37:39Come on, you need to move.
00:37:50All right, I'll be right behind you.
00:37:53Don't worry, Momo.
00:37:54We'll see you in the end zone.
00:37:56Come on, follow me.
00:37:57Boy, talk a bit of Hail Mary.
00:38:02Hey, look out!
00:38:08What just happened?
00:38:09What just happened?
00:38:10You just scored a touchdown, Leo.
00:38:11What was incredible?
00:38:12All right, come on, you guys.
00:38:13You can do it.
00:38:14Oh, it's time, Jimmy.
00:38:15Huh?
00:38:22Be careful, Jonas.
00:38:27Okay, Jimmy.
00:38:34Let the cosmos guide you.
00:38:38I can't do it.
00:38:39I don't think my stars are aligned on this one.
00:38:42What?
00:38:42Dad, you know how sometimes the stars are out of alignment, and we have no choice but to accept our predetermined fate, and I know that's against our nature, but I think you have to face reality here.
00:38:53I'm sorry.
00:38:53It has to be like this, Janice.
00:38:55Just please tell my babies how much I love them, how all I wanted to be was a dad.
00:38:59You can tell them that yourself.
00:39:00But, uh, how did I, uh, uh, uh, phew.
00:39:04Hey, Vulcan, toss Momo over here.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:10Oh, it's going deep, too, like we practiced it.
00:39:12Oh, quack, quack!
00:39:14Go on, it's your turn.
00:39:16Uh, would it be possible to find a slightly larger walkway?
00:39:19We don't have time to waste.
00:39:21Hey, come now.
00:39:22You can't just go grabbing tails like that.
00:39:29Come on, Victor.
00:39:30It's all about willpower.
00:39:32What are you doing?
00:39:38We have to keep moving.
00:39:39I don't think I can.
00:39:40Focus on something else.
00:39:42Focus on what?
00:39:43Look at my butt.
00:39:44Huh?
00:39:45You want me to look at your butt?
00:39:47Yeah, eyes on my butt.
00:39:52Look at his butt.
00:39:53Only his butt.
00:39:54Follow his butt.
00:39:55Follow his butt.
00:39:57Follow his butt.
00:40:02If you fall, I fall.
00:40:27See, we had your back.
00:40:29Thank you, miss.
00:40:30Call me Anna.
00:40:32I told you.
00:40:34If we'd stayed in that car, we'd all be safe now.
00:40:39Well...
00:40:39Hey, Maggie.
00:40:46With two less cars, we should be lighter now.
00:40:48Do you think we're okay?
00:40:49No, not quite yet.
00:40:50To get across the bridge, we have to detach at least half the cars.
00:40:53Okay, Maggie.
00:40:54Let's do it.
00:40:55Come on.
00:40:55You're out of your cage now, Rex.
00:41:02But I'm still the one in charge here.
00:41:05That snake really reminds me of someone.
00:41:08Me too.
00:41:10Oh, I know.
00:41:11It's her.
00:41:12I remember now.
00:41:13What's that, boo?
00:41:14You're Anna.
00:41:15Anna Konda.
00:41:16All right.
00:41:17And her owner is DJ Konda.
00:41:19The Rap Game Bosses.
00:41:26Yeah, yeah.
00:41:28Wearing scales and swag, no doubt you'll be impressed with this.
00:41:31If y'all can rock the S's, close your ears or hear the hiss.
00:41:33We're the kings of the rap game, of the flows and of the hooks.
00:41:36Cold blood in our veins, no fear, don't give us dirty looks.
00:41:39Yeah, we moving smooth like boa, like Salone and Korra.
00:41:42Spitting bars with no remorse, we're snaking through the core.
00:41:44Our blood is cool, cool, cool as ice.
00:41:46I'm fool, fool, fool with us.
00:41:47We're slithering and spitting venom.
00:41:49Rounds up tight like denim, spaying reptile calm.
00:41:51Live the dream, staying reptile calm.
00:41:54Hands up, screams.
00:41:55For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:58For us cool reffies, we wrap all night.
00:42:01For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:42:05Uh, yeah, calm and cool, sure, sure, but we need to move.
00:42:08For us cool reffies, we wrap all night.
00:42:11For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:42:17You see, Chuck, suplex is muy importante to any workout.
00:42:20No, you'll never get that spinning patada.
00:42:22Yeah, yeah.
00:42:23Ah, look, he's back.
00:42:25Hey, I got it.
00:42:26I got it.
00:42:27Hey, I got it.
00:42:28Hey, what's this, I'm hearing about the train?
00:42:30Is Maurice okay?
00:42:31It's Falcon, not Maurice.
00:42:33Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:42:34Silencio, I want to hear this.
00:42:36According to our sources, the train is totally out of control, and the railway is completely
00:42:40overwhelmed, as there doesn't seem to be any way to stop or even slow down the train,
00:42:44which is crossing into an area of dangerous and unstable tracks.
00:42:48Don't go anywhere.
00:42:49It seems to be more and more inevitable.
00:42:50Oh, Maurice.
00:42:51In a few moments, members of our news team will bring us live aerial footage of what's
00:42:55sure to be a must-see explosion.
00:42:58Hey, Rico, where you going?
00:43:01Rico!
00:43:03Johnson, what took you so long?
00:43:05We're running behind.
00:43:06Sorry, Johnson, I screwed up.
00:43:08I went to the wrong floor.
00:43:09You're unreal, Johnson.
00:43:11Oh, hold on, Maurice, I'm coming.
00:43:14Okay, five more cars.
00:43:40Oh!
00:43:41Oh, my God.
00:44:11Yee-haw!
00:44:41Hmm...
00:44:57Hmm...
00:45:11All right, this is car eight.
00:45:20Good work, everyone. We made it.
00:45:31There it is, Johnson.
00:45:32I see the train.
00:45:33Try to keep us level so I can frame it.
00:45:35I'll do my best, Johnson, but it's windy up here.
00:45:38As you can see, the car carrying the animals was destroyed,
00:45:40but a few of them seem to have made their way to the front.
00:45:43Seems so, Michael.
00:45:44Imagine how frightened those poor animals must be.
00:45:46Amigos, I think I saw Falcon. He's alive.
00:45:49Thankfully, there's no humans on board.
00:45:54Maggie!
00:45:54As you can see in the distance,
00:45:55the train is rapidly approaching the Devil's Bridge.
00:46:01Hold on tight, everyone!
00:46:02Mr. Falcon, we've got to detach the cars right now!
00:46:05Okay, everyone, get ready.
00:46:07You sure you can tear this, Grandpa?
00:46:08Come on!
00:46:09Pull!
00:46:32Jump!
00:46:34Watch out!
00:47:04We're rolling back!
00:47:10Now this is a show!
00:47:13How's that, Johnson? Did you get it?
00:47:15Oh, no, I can't get focused with all these jolts.
00:47:18Oh, Johnson, you're not gonna believe this.
00:47:25What's happening?
00:47:26The train's slipping!
00:47:29What are we gonna do?
00:47:34Ah, hold on!
00:47:43Oh, some sugar!
00:47:47Randy!
00:48:04They're alive! Come on, Coco!
00:48:11Come on, Coco!
00:48:13You got it, Coco! You're almost there!
00:48:17Keep going! You're gonna make it!
00:48:19You're so close!
00:48:21I can't do it!
00:48:23You're so close!
00:48:25I can't do it!
00:48:26Ah!
00:48:27Ah!
00:48:29Ah!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:33Ah!
00:48:35Hey, Johnson! Do you think we can go back and grab another camera?
00:48:43Good idea, Johnson! Let's go! We'll head back to the studio!
00:48:47I can't believe it! We made it!
00:48:58Good work! We made it, everybody!
00:49:00Oh, Coco! I was just so scared!
00:49:02Yeah, me too!
00:49:04Yeah! Me too!
00:49:10Oh, sorry!
00:49:11We might actually have a shot of getting out of this thing alive!
00:49:14You said it, Gramps!
00:49:17We may have a shot of surviving, but we're still on course to crash in Toro City!
00:49:21He's right! And we're still picking up speed!
00:49:24So if we all want to stay in one piece, there's only one way!
00:49:26We have to get up to the control car and hit the brakes manually!
00:49:29Because if we can't, we're all gonna die!
00:49:34Relax, everyone! Death is just another part of life!
00:49:37That's not gonna happen! We can do this!
00:49:39Yeah, you just gotta trust us!
00:49:44The crash is still right on schedule!
00:49:54And up next, a compilation of the best train videos!
00:49:57Hi there, Mama!
00:49:58Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo!
00:50:13Jeez, if we keep showing this garbage, we'll be canceled before we know it!
00:50:17Hmm... Wait a sec! I think I've got an idea!
00:50:24Hey! Help! Maurice! You're going too fast!
00:50:37...
00:50:46Whoa! Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No!
00:50:50No! No! No! No! No!
00:50:52No! No! No! No! No!
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:57Close one! Thanks, old-timer!
00:50:59Yeah! Lucky I was here!
00:51:00Thanks, old-timer.
00:51:01Yeah, lucky I was here.
00:51:02Let's go.
00:51:05Wait, that isn't a bullet.
00:51:12Yeah, it wasn't actually a bullet that hurt my ear.
00:51:15So you were lying to us?
00:51:17No, I wasn't lying.
00:51:18I just exaggerated the story a little bit.
00:51:20So can we go now?
00:51:22But we trusted you with our lives.
00:51:24Go on, Falcon.
00:51:25Tell everyone the truth.
00:51:27You owe them that much.
00:51:30Okay, I never actually got shot.
00:51:32I did this to myself when I was little.
00:51:35Because one day, I was dying of thirst.
00:51:38And I stole a soda can that had been shaken up.
00:51:40And when I opened it, it went...
00:51:42Like a bullet.
00:51:44And it hit my ear.
00:51:46And it really did hurt.
00:51:48And it also wasn't really a falcon who saved me.
00:51:53It was a pigeon.
00:51:54Ew, that's just what we needed.
00:51:56A pigeon.
00:51:56Falcon, pigeon.
00:51:58What else are you hiding?
00:51:59Once a liar, always a liar.
00:52:01And you lied to us about other things, right, Falcon?
00:52:04No, that's all there is.
00:52:05You forgot I'm a cop, Falcon.
00:52:07I realized something was up when you destroyed the TV.
00:52:10Hans was about to give you up.
00:52:11It's not what you think.
00:52:12My suspicions were confirmed with the food supply.
00:52:15You were planning on nabbing all of it.
00:52:17That's not true.
00:52:18I was...
00:52:18You helped Hans hijack this train.
00:52:20What?
00:52:20You're his accomplice.
00:52:21You put all of our lives at risk.
00:52:23But I had no idea that Hans was a psychopath who wanted to kill us all.
00:52:27He promised me a real Christmas with all my friends at the station.
00:52:31We were only supposed to hijack the train to get the food.
00:52:33That was the plan.
00:52:35So you admit this was all your fault?
00:52:37Falcon?
00:52:38You helped him hijack the train?
00:52:40Why would you do that?
00:52:42Because my friends and I don't have owners who feed and give us shelter on Christmas.
00:52:46Well, now none of us get Christmas.
00:52:48Hey, you're the one Hans was after.
00:52:50It's your fault we're all here.
00:52:51I was only doing my job.
00:52:53But you, Falcon, you betrayed us.
00:52:58Maybe you had your reasons, but look where they got us.
00:53:01Fine, but even if I am responsible for this mess, I'm stuck here too, which means we need to work together.
00:53:07Okay, that's it.
00:53:10Bye-bye.
00:53:18Falcon!
00:53:26Happy trails, Falcon.
00:53:27Oh no, Falcon.
00:53:34It can't be.
00:53:37How are we supposed to get through this now?
00:53:50Maggie, I know it's hard, but we have no choice we have to keep going.
00:53:55And I'm really gonna need you.
00:53:56You all wait here.
00:54:26It'll be safer that way.
00:54:32Don't lose hope.
00:54:34Maggie and I are gonna stop this train.
00:54:36Huh?
00:54:47Huh?
00:54:48I'm alive?
00:54:51Where am I?
00:54:54No.
00:54:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:57Oh, my god.
00:55:05Oh, my God.
00:55:22Okay.
00:55:22What?
00:55:24Judy, you can fly, right?
00:55:45Save yourself while there's still time.
00:55:47No, Coco. I'm staying with you. We're in this together.
00:55:49I second that. I've never abandoned my teammates.
00:55:52In the football world, we don't leave friends on the field.
00:55:55We fight till the end of the last quarter.
00:55:57Janice, will you still love me in the afterlife?
00:56:01Of course.
00:56:07My owner deleted all our pictures on social media.
00:56:10She's being manipulated. But by who?
00:56:13Oh, stop it, Randy.
00:56:14Your owner was just using you to boost her social media following.
00:56:17Really? Why would you say that?
00:56:19Because my owner was using me too. Here, look.
00:56:23Hey there, Candy fans, and shout out to my 400,000 new followers.
00:56:27It's awesome.
00:56:28It's terrible.
00:56:29Oh, Candy, why must you be stuck on that doomed train?
00:56:33I miss you so much.
00:56:34Here's a little dedication I made for you.
00:56:37Heads up!
00:56:41Surprise!
00:56:43Oh, Candy, will we ever see each other again?
00:56:46And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and share this video. See you all soon!
00:56:51Well, at least he didn't replace you.
00:56:54I actually would have preferred that.
00:56:55Hmm.
00:56:56Let's see if there's news on our train.
00:56:57Please welcome, live in the studio, Lisa, whose pet cat is on the runaway train. Is that right, Lisa?
00:57:06Yes, her name's Maggie, and I adopted her when she was just a kitten, and...
00:57:11And you're terrified you're gonna watch her die, is that right?
00:57:15Yes.
00:57:15We're scared too, Lisa, as I'm sure our many viewers are as well.
00:57:19Don't cry, sweetheart. As soon as the train is clear of the mountains, you'll go with Cynthia in our helicopter to rescue Maggie. Sound good?
00:57:26Yes, thank you so much for helping me save her.
00:57:35Oh, no!
00:57:44Maggie!
00:57:45Help me out of here, huh?
00:57:48Maggie!
00:57:49Maggie!
00:57:51Huh? Where's that kitty going?
00:57:53Maggie, come back! What are you doing up there?
00:57:55I'm doing what Falcon, what I'm done!
00:58:02Come on!
00:58:04You can do it, Maggie!
00:58:06Ah!
00:58:06You're not that smart if you think I'm gonna let you stop my train!
00:58:16Come on!
00:58:16Let me...
00:58:18Let me...
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:20Oh!
00:58:20Oh!
00:58:20Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:22Oh!
00:58:22Oh!
00:58:23Oh!
00:58:23Oh!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:25Oh!
00:58:25Oh!
00:58:25Oh!
00:58:26Oh!
00:58:27Oh!
00:58:28Oh!
00:58:29Oh!
00:58:30Oh!
00:58:31Oh!
00:58:32Oh!
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Oh!
00:58:34Oh!
00:58:36Oh!
00:58:37Oh!
00:58:38Oh!
00:58:40Oh!
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:42Rico?
00:58:42Oh!
00:58:42Oh!
00:58:43But...
00:58:43What are you doing here?
00:58:45I saw the train on the nose, and I was really worried.
00:58:48You okay?
00:58:49No. No, I'm not okay.
00:58:52This whole thing is my fault.
00:58:58You were right.
00:59:00I should have listened instead of trying to be a Falcon.
00:59:15You know, this is the most incredible story we've ever seen.
00:59:18How lucky are we, right?
00:59:19Yeah, Cynthia. He's right.
00:59:21And let me just tell you, it's a real privilege to have you here in the field with us.
00:59:24Oh, yeah. And this adorable little girl trying to save her cat,
00:59:27it's going to be the highlight of our career.
00:59:30Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's all going to be very moving, I have no doubt.
00:59:37So, Cynthia, is everything on track?
00:59:38You got it, Michael. So far, so good.
00:59:40Ah, that little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold.
00:59:44It's the perfect boost for both of our careers.
00:59:46I'm sick of stupid, boring local news.
00:59:48Yeah, preach into the choir, Cynthia.
00:59:50Oh, excuse me?
00:59:51I'll call you back.
00:59:53Are we almost there?
00:59:54Yes, Lisa. Just a few more minutes.
01:00:14Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
01:00:21Hey, superstars.
01:00:23Listen up, guys. Falcon isn't here anymore.
01:00:26And now Rex and Maggie are in danger.
01:00:28We gotta huddle up.
01:00:29But that's not our role.
01:00:30We'd never play the part of the hero.
01:00:32Hey, don't give me that garbage.
01:00:34Just because you haven't played heroes yet don't mean that you can't.
01:00:37Honestly, guys, you have so much potential.
01:00:39Aren't you sick and tired of seeing your C-listers, mascots, and day players?
01:00:43Yes.
01:00:44Sick of it.
01:00:45Don't you see the opportunity in front of you?
01:00:47Today is not an audition.
01:00:49Today, my friends, is your make right.
01:00:51So let's kick some butt like all heroes do.
01:00:54Quack, quack.
01:00:55Quack, quack.
01:00:56Oh, no.
01:01:05I'm coming, Maggie.
01:01:06Quack, quack, quack.
01:01:36No one stops my train.
01:01:46I said let me go!
01:01:49Hold on, Maggie!
01:01:51What do you say we go see my old friend Rex?
01:01:56Let me go, you big, mean bully!
01:01:59No one's getting in.
01:02:06I never should have listened to Hans.
01:02:11None of this would have happened.
01:02:13No one would be in danger.
01:02:14I'm so stupid.
01:02:16Oh, girl.
01:02:18Oh.
01:02:20Hey, Maurice.
01:02:21Maurice.
01:02:22Hey, Falcon.
01:02:23No, Rico, you're right.
01:02:25My name is Maurice.
01:02:26Yeah, yeah, whatever.
01:02:26But come see.
01:02:27The trains headed down the valley.
01:02:29What?
01:02:29What are you talking about?
01:02:30Just take a look.
01:02:31There!
01:02:31You still have time to save them.
01:02:33No, I can't save anyone.
01:02:35All I ever do is mess everything up.
01:02:37I'm not a falcon.
01:02:38I'm just a dumb little pigeon.
01:02:42All right, fine.
01:02:44Maybe you are just a dumb little pigeon.
01:02:46But that dumb little pigeon is brave,
01:02:48and he never hesitates for a second to help others.
01:02:50And that's why I've always been so proud of you.
01:02:53You...
01:02:53You really mean that?
01:02:56Maurice, of course I really mean it.
01:02:57And as you well know,
01:02:58a pigeon never leaves a friend behind.
01:03:01So what are you waiting for?
01:03:03Get over there, son!
01:03:04Okay, but how do I get back on the train?
01:03:06You'll figure it out, like you always do.
01:03:08You always find a way.
01:03:10Yeah.
01:03:16Huh?
01:03:18Hey.
01:03:18Hey.
01:03:47Falcon?
01:03:48Yes, Anna. We all miss him.
01:03:50No, take a look. That's Falcon right there.
01:03:53He's away!
01:04:10Let her go.
01:04:12This is between you and me.
01:04:14You want me to let her go, Rex?
01:04:15Huh? Okay.
01:04:24Maggie!
01:04:36Oh, come on!
01:04:39Rex, help me!
01:04:52Coming!
01:04:54Yeah, go on. Go save her.
01:04:57Hold on tight!
01:05:04How about we have a little fun, Rex?
01:05:07This is for not remembering me.
01:05:09This is because you broke up my gang.
01:05:15And this is for those five years I spent at the pound.
01:05:22Flag of the plague!
01:05:23Think we'd let you win that easily?
01:05:25Yeah, you have no idea who you're messing with.
01:05:28Attack!
01:05:29What the heck? Yeah!
01:05:35Yeah!
01:05:36Tackle!
01:05:37Yeah!
01:05:38Oh!
01:05:47That's it, you guys!
01:05:48It's a dog pile!
01:05:49That's it!
01:05:50Aimwork!
01:05:51Work as a unit!
01:05:52Blink!
01:05:52Someone back up now!
01:05:55Run!
01:06:02All right!
01:06:02Head trying's over!
01:06:03Work, work!
01:06:04Work, work!
01:06:06Oh, no!
01:06:08Thank you, thank you!
01:06:10Oh!
01:06:15Hmm.
01:06:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:06:45David, you're alive.
01:06:47Yeah, well, I'm a survivor.
01:06:50Falcon, look out behind you.
01:06:54I'm really sorry I got you all into this mess.
01:06:57But since I got us into it, I'm going to get us out of it.
01:07:00Falcon!
01:07:01So maybe I am just a poor, stupid pigeon.
01:07:04You know what?
01:07:06A pigeon never leaves a friend behind.
01:07:09You guys, stay there.
01:07:11Okay, I think you owe me a little explanation, Hans.
01:07:16Oh, my God.
01:07:18What
01:07:48Oh
01:08:18I
01:08:32Don't think so. You're not going anywhere. Oh, you're out of luck. You picked on the wrong pigeon
01:08:39Nobody is stopping my train
01:08:52Will we're the devil of you 3d?
01:08:56We really took it to that scumbag badger. You should have seen Leo. He was bouncing around blindsiding them
01:09:02Boom boom boom boom boom and momo. He was raining down pickles like pine nuts
01:09:11What you stop moving the problem was hitting the fourth quarter hands bounce back and came to play we thought we were on a hot streak
01:09:20But he cooled us down
01:09:22Okay, so basically didn't help at all on the contrary without that Maggie and I wouldn't be here right now
01:09:29Our destinies are predetermined by the stars. What's meant to be is meant to be we are but small bits of dust floating through this plane
01:09:37Servants to an unavoidable fate. There's no point fighting it. No point fighting it. No point fighting it. That's it, Jimmy
01:09:44I've had enough of your stupid philosophical
01:09:47It's easy to hide behind the cosmos and avoid facing your problems. Let's roll over and wait for our inevitable death
01:09:54Is that really the lesson you want to teach our kids?
01:09:56Is that really the lesson you want to teach our kids?
01:10:02So, where's Falcon?
01:10:08Calm down Hans. Remember this morning?
01:10:12We worked together. We were a team. We're basically friends. We can work something out
01:10:17You're saying you want to be on my team again?
01:10:20Uh, yeah
01:10:21And help me get rid of Rex?
01:10:23Uh, no
01:10:32Hey, Cynthia, there's animals on top of the train
01:10:34Go on, start filming
01:10:36As you can see there appear to be two small animals on the roof of the train
01:10:41Uh, they seem to be trying to escape
01:10:44There he is
01:10:45There on the roof
01:10:46It's Falcon
01:10:47He's okay
01:10:48But, uh, what's he doing?
01:10:49He looks like he's fighting a body
01:10:51I told you there was a bad guy on that train
01:10:53Get him, Falcon
01:10:54And don't forget
01:10:55Kraken
01:10:56Always Kraken
01:10:57Kraken
01:10:58Suplex
01:10:59The Force
01:11:04Get him, Falcon
01:11:05Show him what happens when you mess with a pigeon
01:11:08Okay, what is this?
01:11:11Que pasa?
01:11:12Rico? What's he doing there?
01:11:13Get out of the way, Rico
01:11:14We've got a fight to watch
01:11:15Uh, Johnson?
01:11:16You won't believe this, but a pigeon is stuck to the camera
01:11:22Ah, and I think he left a souvenir
01:11:25Whoa, Falcon's really in deep doodle
01:11:27I apologize to our viewers for this technical error
01:11:30Oh, yes, I'm learning the railway company may have found a solution to avoid a crash in Toro City
01:11:36Yeah!
01:11:38It appears the train will be diverted to a deserted area where it can crash safely
01:11:43Hmm
01:11:48Stay with us
01:11:49A catastrophe is imminent
01:11:50Bring us down to the crash site
01:11:52Quickly
01:11:53Hurry up and clean that camera lens
01:11:55Come on, son, get up!
01:12:05I'm trying, Rico
01:12:06You can do it, I believe in you
01:12:08You'll never practice the pressure
01:12:10When it's time to fight, there's only one technique
01:12:12It works
01:12:13The Kraken
01:12:14Get up!
01:12:16Kraken!
01:12:17Kraken!
01:12:18No, the Force!
01:12:19No, Suplex!
01:12:20No, Kraken!
01:12:21The Force!
01:12:22Suplex!
01:12:23Kraken!
01:12:24The Force!
01:12:25Suplex!
01:12:26Kraken!
01:12:27The Force!
01:12:28Suplex!
01:12:29Kraken!
01:12:30Force!
01:12:31Suplex!
01:12:32Kraken!
01:12:33Don't let him find a gun!
01:12:37Huh?
01:12:38Huh?
01:12:39Don't text my dad!
01:12:41The Force!
01:12:42Suplex!
01:12:43And Kraken!
01:12:45It's over, Hans!
01:12:55You've lost!
01:12:56You're right, Falcon
01:12:58You beat me
01:12:59Oopsies!
01:13:01We're here, Cynthia
01:13:14This is the estimated crash site
01:13:16Yeah, but Johnson
01:13:17If it crashes
01:13:18How are we gonna film the little girl getting her cat back?
01:13:20We can't worry about that later
01:13:24I wouldn't count on Falcon saving your sorry butts
01:13:28You won't be seeing him again
01:13:30For the rest of you
01:13:31Your next stop is death
01:13:33Death is simply the next
01:13:35From now on
01:13:36You'll never forget the name Hans
01:13:39Oh, there's a switch
01:13:43Well, I guess the only thing left to say is
01:13:46Good crash!
01:13:47No!
01:13:48No one's crashing here
01:13:52Jimmy!
01:13:53Especially not my babies
01:13:55Hippie Kano!
01:13:56Yeah!
01:13:57What a
01:13:58Yeah!
01:13:59Pull!
01:14:00Whoah!
01:14:01Whoah!
01:14:02Whoah!
01:14:03Whoah!
01:14:04Whoah!
01:14:05Whoah!
01:14:06Whoah!
01:14:07Whoah!
01:14:08Whoah!
01:14:09Look! It's coming!
01:14:11Whoah!
01:14:12Whoah!
01:14:13Whoah!
01:14:18Whoah!
01:14:19Whoah!
01:14:20Whoah!
01:14:21Now pull!
01:14:22Jimmy!
01:14:29Go!
01:14:32Jimmy!
01:14:37Peace and love!
01:14:52You saved our lives!
01:14:55Really? I don't know, came over me.
01:14:58Are you kidding me? This story's never gonna end.
01:15:02Hey, Cynthia, the train's back on course to Toro City. What do we do?
01:15:05Don't worry, Michael. We've got a big head start. We'll be first on the scene and have front row seats to the crash.
01:15:12Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned because in just a few minutes we'll bring you exclusive footage of the upcoming crash.
01:15:18Uh, I have a bad feeling about this.
01:15:21It's over. We can't stop it. Hang on tight. Hang on tight!
01:15:37Hey, hey. You all right, son?
01:15:41Yeah.
01:15:41Okay, we're perfectly steady. How you doing, Johnson? I'm ready. Lens clean, batteries charged. You'll be back with your cat real soon.
01:15:54Yes, yes, yes. Try and stay focused.
01:15:56All right, here we go. Come on, Falcon.
01:16:18Oh, look at that!
01:16:31Oh, look at that!
01:16:41Yahoo!
01:16:41Yahoo!
01:16:41There! There's the train!
01:17:03Listen up, you two. Right after the crash, make sure you get footage of the kid crying.
01:17:08All right, but then when are we getting the reunion?
01:17:10Huh? Oh, no! Johnson, you won't believe this! There's a problem with the battery!
01:17:14Look at that!
01:17:19We're going down! Falcon got to the brakes! Hold on!
01:17:23Yeah! Hold on tight!
01:17:24Uh, I mean...
01:17:26Huh? Watch out!
01:17:27Normal, keep up!
01:17:37This mother die of economy!
01:17:41Huh?
01:17:48Drop up!
01:17:50liament Xin нами!
01:17:51Hold on tight!
01:17:51Help!
01:17:52Take care of yourself!
01:17:52Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:17:54Whoa!
01:17:55Whoa!
01:17:56Please, let it go.
01:18:26Oh, my God!
01:18:49Falcon!
01:18:51Falcon!
01:18:53Falcon!
01:18:55So, not bad for a pigeon, huh?
01:19:06That's my boy! That's my son!
01:19:12Falcon, I gotta say you're the bravest thief I've ever met in my whole career.
01:19:17You mean your very long career?
01:19:19Yeah. Huh? You should probably get out of here. They'll take you straight to the pound.
01:19:24Thanks, Rex. And thank you, Maggie. Couldn't have done it without you.
01:19:37Falcon!
01:19:41Don't worry, Maggie. I'll see you soon. Promise.
01:19:51I'll see you all soon.
01:19:54Oh, I'm so happy to see you again.
01:20:10You haven't seen the last of me, Rex.
01:20:12Whatever you say. Sorry, what's your name again?
01:20:15Oh, come on! You gotta be kidding me! Hans! My name is Hans!
01:20:19It's not even a hard name to remember! My aunt picked it out for me!
01:20:23You brat! I missed out on the biggest story of my life because of you.
01:20:27They'd have talked about this for months, maybe even years, if you hadn't messed with the camera.
01:20:31Oh, don't you worry. They'll definitely be talking about you for a while.
01:20:34That little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold.
01:20:37It's the perfect boost for both of our careers. I'm sick of boring local news.
01:20:41You're preaching to the choir, Cynthia.
01:20:42Right after the crash, make sure you get footage of the kid crying.
01:20:46If you release any of that footage, I will single-handedly destroy you. Understood?
01:20:50I never do that.
01:20:51Tell me you're getting this.
01:20:52Yeah, I got it. I found a spare battery.
01:20:55Hey, what are you doing?
01:20:56We're filming the reunion, Cynthia.
01:20:57Uh, are you filming?
01:20:59Oh, this isn't good.
01:21:02Oh, Johnson, this reunion is amazing.
01:21:05Johnson, you're one heck of a cameraman.
01:21:07Oh, stop it.
01:21:13Candy, where should we go? We can't just go back to our owners.
01:21:16Yeah, you're right.
01:21:19Oh, hey, wait. I have an idea.
01:21:21What?
01:21:22Meow.
01:21:24Hmm?
01:21:27Hey, aren't you both adorable?
01:21:32You all alone?
01:21:33Quack, quack!
01:21:34Quack, quack!
01:21:35Quack, quack!
01:21:36Quack, quack!
01:21:37Well now, looks like I found two new teammates.
01:21:40Hmm?
01:21:40Hmm?
01:21:41I think they're coming real soon.
01:21:43My little quinoa.
01:21:50Hmm.
01:21:57We didn't do too bad in the end, did we?
01:22:00Huh?
01:22:02Uh, well, it'll be a long walk back.
01:22:05Yeah, and no Christmas feast this year, I guess.
01:22:07Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way.
01:22:09You always end up finding a way.
01:22:12Actually, I hadn't mentioned it yet, but I may have a lead on a job at the Bay City Airport.
01:22:17Huh?
01:22:17What?
01:22:17You're joking, right?
01:22:18You want to rob airports now?
01:22:20Ha-ha!
01:22:20Well, you're on your own.
01:22:22I'm a bad flyer.
01:22:23Ha-ha!
01:22:23Don't stress, Rico.
01:22:25This job's a piece of cake.
01:22:26Yeah, yeah.
01:22:27Everyone's trustworthy.
01:22:29Wearing scales and swag, no doubt you'll be impressed with this.
01:22:31If y'all can't rob but asses, close your ears or hear the hiss.
01:22:34We're the kings of the rat game, of the flows and of the hooks.
01:22:37Cold blood in our veins, no fear, don't give us dirty looks.
01:22:39Yeah, we moving smooth like boa, like Stallone and Cobra.
01:22:42Smitting bars with no remorse, we're snaking through the core.
01:22:44Our blood is cool, cool, cool, it's like some fool, fool, fool.
01:22:47With us, we're slithering and spitting venom rounds up tight like venom.
01:22:50Staying reptile calm, live the dream.
01:22:53Staying reptile calm, hands up, screams.
01:22:58Oh yeah, Chuck, careful, we've got roundhouse.
01:23:00Working on flexibility, have you?
01:23:02Now I can reach up to...
01:23:04Hey, uncles, did you miss me?
01:23:06Falcon!
01:23:06On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts, ses bas.
01:23:17Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?
01:23:21Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:23:25Si on reste ensemble, je me dis qu'on sera les mêmes qu'au départ.
01:23:29J'avance des terres comme si le destin m'attendait pas.
01:23:32Pas loin du crash, je cherche encore ma bonne étoile.
01:23:37Je regarde le ciel et je me demande attendez pas, mince.
01:23:41Je vois que la tempête approche, dis mais attendez pas, mince.
01:23:46Cogiter, je suis dans le train, je fais que cogiter.
01:23:49Quand j'étais mal, dis-moi où t'étais.
01:23:51Quand y'avait pas ma gueule, oh j'étais.
01:23:54Tout l'été, je suis parti chantonner tout l'été.
01:23:57Pour nous mettre au chaud tout l'hiver.
01:23:59Quand sans sortir, c'était la seule idée.
01:24:02On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts, ses bas.
01:24:06Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?
01:24:10Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:24:14Si on reste ensemble, je me dis qu'on sera les mêmes qu'au départ.
01:24:19Je voulais rouler, fenêtre ouverte sur la côte est.
01:24:21Ouais, j'ai mis tapis sans même regarder la côte.
01:24:26Ouais, j'ouvlais, volais, j'vois la mer juste à côté.
01:24:30Ouais, comme Jimmy et Janice, on est toujours côte à côté.
01:24:34Ouais.
01:24:34J'ai plus d'émons dans mes pensées.
01:24:38Ces derniers sont partis danser.
01:24:40J'ai des masques qui se dessinent dans l'ciel.
01:24:42Quand c'est difficile d'avancer.
01:24:44Le destin nous joue des tours.
01:24:45Il fait des choix à la courte paille.
01:24:47Mais tout va bien tant que tous les jours.
01:24:50Je garde les mêmes autour de moi.
01:24:51Dans la vie, comme elle vient avec ses hauts, ses bas.
01:24:55Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?
01:25:00Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:25:04Si on reste ensemble, je me dis qu'on sera les mêmes qu'au départ.
01:25:08Je voulais rouler, fenêtre ouverte sur la côte est.
01:25:11Ouais.
01:25:12J'ai mis tapis sans même regarder la côte.
01:25:15Ouais.
01:25:16J'ouvlais, volais, j'vois la mer juste à côté.
01:25:19Ouais.
01:25:20Comme Jimmy et Janice.
01:25:21Sous-titrage ST' 501
01:25:51Sous-titrage ST' 501
01:25:53Sous-titrage ST' 501
01:25:55Sous-titrage ST' 501
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