00:00Excuse me, can I use your bathroom?
00:02Jesus Christ on the cross, lady!
00:04We don't have a women's bathroom in here, this is a men's only barber shop.
00:07I mean, we got a bathroom in the back, I just, you know, I don't have any toilet seats.
00:11I don't like to encourage number twos.
00:13What?
00:16This neighborhood, David, I mean...
00:17First it was the Mexicans in the taco trucks blocking all the traffic.
00:21Are you Mexican?
00:22No.
00:23These aren't authentic Mexican tacos unless they're authentically made by an authentic Mexican!
00:28You have culinary privilege!
00:30And we got a 30,000 square foot computer phone store?
00:32I mean, we're lucky we're not dead from radiation alone!
00:35It's not good.
00:36Your phone has a virus.
00:37I'm so sorry.
00:38I think he gave me a virus?
00:40A virus?
00:40A virus?
00:41A virus.
00:42Are you saying you gave me a virus?
00:44The world is changing, David.
00:45And I want to make sure this shop has a place in it.
00:47I got a date with her tomorrow night, I'm taking her to the new bar across the street.
00:50Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, new bar?
00:52All I wanted to do was take it back to my place for a little Netflix and fucking.
00:56Oh.
00:56This is a gay bar, Brett.
00:58What?
00:59What?
01:00What a great place, huh?
01:03Everybody's so friendly and nice.
01:09Fucking post it!
01:10Some people are so ignorant.
01:19Not my taco.
01:21Not my taco.
01:22Come on, guys.
01:23Say it!
01:24Not my taco!
01:25Not my taco!
01:26Okay.
01:27Okay.
01:28Okay.
01:29Okay.
01:30Okay.
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