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00:00:00Terima kasih.
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00:03:01So, if you're stupid and pick, like, let's say, Hawks and Gorillas, 10,000 rats.
00:03:06Oh, my God.
00:03:07Is this the first day of work fit?
00:03:09You're wearing a tie to work?
00:03:11I love this.
00:03:12This is genuinely amazing.
00:03:13First communion drip.
00:03:14Yes.
00:03:15I look funny.
00:03:15You look so funny.
00:03:16That is what I just said.
00:03:18Oh, and look at the little briefcase.
00:03:19It's normal.
00:03:20It's just normal-sized satchel.
00:03:21It's significantly smaller than most briefcases.
00:03:24I think it looks good.
00:03:25It actually looks like a person.
00:03:26And I think that gun guy would take Hawks all day.
00:03:29No.
00:03:29Okay, you keep saying that gun guy just, like, takes Hawks.
00:03:32Okay, who's gun guy?
00:03:33You have to define gun guy.
00:03:34Just assume he's the average human.
00:03:36He's, like, the average man.
00:03:37Okay.
00:03:37What kind of gun?
00:03:39Honey rifle.
00:03:40Okay, so he's, like, a hunter?
00:03:41No, he's the average.
00:03:43He's the average man.
00:03:44Okay, then what?
00:03:45Who is the average man?
00:03:48Probably...
00:03:49Dude.
00:03:50Chinese guy in a coal mine.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:53Like, uh, Staples.
00:03:54Yeah, so neither one of those guys is taking 50 Hawks.
00:03:57You're deluding.
00:03:57He's not charging you head on.
00:03:58He can wait you out.
00:03:59Ooh, can I give the Gorillas guns and then have, like, five gun guys?
00:04:01Well, let's go.
00:04:03Ballad.
00:04:03I'm taking it serious.
00:04:04Ballad point.
00:04:04That's my genuine response to that.
00:04:06Hey, where am I at?
00:04:07Oh, like, where do you spawn?
00:04:08Good question.
00:04:09No, dude.
00:04:10Where am I going right now?
00:04:11Uh, right in three miles.
00:04:13Unless we're picking up more stuff for his place.
00:04:15No, thank you.
00:04:16Next question.
00:04:17James, your apartment is literally four gray walls.
00:04:19Yeah, dude, it feels like the Unabomber's cabin.
00:04:21You don't even have a table.
00:04:22Can you be excited about one thing?
00:04:24Like, just for once.
00:04:25Like, I wish I had my own place to decorate.
00:04:27Where you headed, eh?
00:04:28Uh, home.
00:04:29For now.
00:04:30Gotta get on my ZipRecruiter grind, I guess.
00:04:33What'd you study again?
00:04:35Graphic design.
00:04:36The backbone of the economy.
00:04:37You know, you can always go to prospecting.
00:04:39I heard gold is huge right now.
00:04:40Look at that.
00:04:40Always got something to say, right?
00:04:42Always got to input something that two cents is worth.
00:04:45Regardless, I don't need to decorate.
00:04:46Maybe a month before I even see my co-workers as, like, sentient beings,
00:04:49much less invite them over to see my rug or duvet or bullshit.
00:04:52Fish, I was surprised you and James had moving together, man.
00:04:54Oh.
00:04:55I don't know if that would work.
00:04:58Oh, holy shit, Tyler.
00:04:59You never answered the question.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:01I'll tell you what.
00:05:02If it ends this conversation, I guess I'll go Hawks and Gorillas.
00:05:07Yep.
00:05:08Tyler and Clutch.
00:05:08Tyler and Clutch.
00:05:09Air superiority.
00:05:10I could take 50 OCs.
00:05:11Air superiority.
00:05:12James, you cannot take 50 OCs.
00:05:13You simply cannot.
00:05:14Oh, but you can train Gorillas and give me rifles?
00:05:16That's not too far.
00:05:17As a matter of fact, yes, I could.
00:05:18Who's the monkey-loving lady, June?
00:05:21Jane Goodall.
00:05:21Jane Goodall, dude.
00:05:23Jane Goodall.
00:05:23Jane Goodall did not do that.
00:05:25She did not do that.
00:05:26Yes, she did.
00:05:26Dude, actually, the biggest Nobel snub of all time, though.
00:05:29She didn't win the Nobel Prize?
00:05:31Mm-mm.
00:05:32Okay, fine.
00:05:33I have no business now.
00:05:34Conversation over.
00:05:36I could, though, for the record.
00:05:38Yeah, there's no record, actually.
00:05:39Yeah, literally, no record.
00:05:40Oh, right here, too.
00:05:41That Jane pool is crazy.
00:05:43I know, right?
00:05:43Just for a number of people.
00:05:45All right, well, what about you, Tyler?
00:06:13How are you doing, man?
00:06:13How's the real-world treating you?
00:06:15I mean, the HVAC works pretty steady, but, uh, I'll tell you one thing.
00:06:21I ain't talking about gorillas and rats and shit in quite a while.
00:06:24Do you no longer meet the day with glee, Tyler?
00:06:26Wait, does your spirit no longer yearn for adventure?
00:06:28Okay, Satchel.
00:06:29What's your big plan?
00:06:33What, are you still figuring it out?
00:06:36I mean, network engineer's starting salary is 70K.
00:06:38Five to seven years, I'll scale the 150, make safe investments, move to some random fuck city like Milwaukee, settle down with my best option, get into pottery or some bullshit, I'll then shovel wasted potential to my first kid, have a second with some sort of physical deformity because, you know, aging sperm count.
00:06:52I love how in your made-up, horrible life, you still make six figures and have a loving family.
00:06:56But, you know, I think I'd like to be put into some sort of, like, medically-induced coma.
00:07:01Jesus Christ.
00:07:01Hooked up to, like, serotonin-oxy cocktails that are released via big, fun buttons I press.
00:07:08So that's the plan, huh?
00:07:09No offense, T.
00:07:10Real life seems like it sucks.
00:07:12Ass.
00:07:13No offense.
00:07:14I mean, sometimes it does, dude.
00:07:16I mean, it can't be all bad.
00:07:18How are things with you and Hannah?
00:07:19Wait, T., you had a thing?
00:07:22Actually, Dave, we, uh, we split up a few months ago.
00:07:26Oh, shit, man, what happened?
00:07:29I, you know, I'd rather not get personal.
00:07:33Tyler, I'm begging you, please get personal, please.
00:07:35I'm on my hands and knees begging you, Tyler, please.
00:07:41I met Hannah when I was on leave from base.
00:07:44We were seeing each other about five months and she asked me to get serious.
00:07:48You know, at first I thought, you know, it could be a thing, you know.
00:07:50I like the chick and she liked me, too.
00:07:52But she wanted me to, she wanted me to...
00:07:58She what?
00:08:00What?
00:08:02She wanted to meet up and pick pumpkins.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11Like, she wanted me to drive three hours up to meet her and pick pumpkins together.
00:08:19I know, so what?
00:08:22I mean, you know, ask why it didn't work out.
00:08:33Are you, are you joking?
00:08:34No, no fucking way.
00:08:35I don't know, man.
00:08:36She wanted to pick fucking pumpkins, man.
00:08:38She wanted to go to an apple yard, vineyard, fall activity bullshit.
00:08:42That's what ended your relationship with a human being?
00:08:44Well, man, it wasn't just the goddamn pumpkins, man.
00:08:46It was the three-hour drive up.
00:08:47No, no, no.
00:08:48Man, fuck y'all, you know?
00:08:50Like, I'm ready to settle down, you know?
00:08:52I'm not trying to bullshit like that.
00:08:53You're ready to settle down, Tyler?
00:08:56What the fuck else am I going to do?
00:08:59Well, I'm sorry you had that, you know, happen to yourself.
00:09:03It's all good, man.
00:09:03I mean, she moved on, I'll move on, too.
00:09:07Tyler, I'll tell you one thing, though.
00:09:09What?
00:09:10That new guy she's with is definitely someone picking fucking pumpkins with her right now.
00:09:15Goddamn right.
00:09:16You know, I actually took a girl to a pumpkin patch once, and it was a fantastic time.
00:09:19It's sure no offense, you're exactly the kind of guy to be at some apple vineyard pumpkin patch,
00:09:23whatever the fuck, with your soulmate.
00:09:24Probably in Corduroy.
00:09:26Dude, dude, no, you're just fucking on me today.
00:09:28Like, how is that even offensive that I'm somewhat agreeable?
00:09:32Hey, I'm sorry, where is this turn at?
00:09:33Did I miss it?
00:09:35Uh, no, it just says go straight from here.
00:09:38I don't know, we should be at the goddamn highway by now, man.
00:09:39Something's wrong.
00:09:40Sorry, did James distract you?
00:09:42Are we fucking lost?
00:09:43It says go straight, man.
00:09:46Nah, I'm gonna hit a Yui.
00:09:48Dude, it says go straight.
00:09:51Nah.
00:09:51Nah, I'm gonna hit a Yui.
00:10:21Yo.
00:10:31You good?
00:10:35What is this?
00:10:38I'm sorry for ragging on you earlier.
00:10:40Is this self-awareness?
00:10:43I wasn't apologizing, I was just acknowledging that I was ragging.
00:10:46Yeah, there it goes.
00:10:48Buh-bye.
00:10:48You're so, why are you so jumpy today?
00:10:50It feels like you're like breakdance fun anyway.
00:10:52Yo, T, you good?
00:10:54I went past this motherfucker, man.
00:10:56Yo, T, so then.
00:10:57I didn't pass a goddamn turn.
00:10:59Oh, shit, fuck!
00:11:04You good?
00:11:05Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:11:06Is everybody okay?
00:11:06I'm fine.
00:11:07Oh my god.
00:11:10Wait, I...
00:11:11Did we miss the turn?
00:11:13Sorry, I didn't see it coming.
00:11:15Listen, Tyler, fuck maps.
00:11:16If there's a dead end, we pass by our engines on the way back.
00:11:19Did we miss it twice?
00:11:20It's fine, we missed a turn.
00:11:22Let's just turn back.
00:11:22I didn't miss a turn.
00:11:23Yeah, you did.
00:11:30No, I didn't.
00:11:33Yeah, you did.
00:11:35No, I didn't.
00:11:38Guys, it's fine.
00:11:41We missed a fucking turn.
00:11:42How else would we have hit a dead end?
00:11:48This is where we came in at.
00:11:50Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:11:54What?
00:12:11I didn't miss a fucking turn.
00:12:13Tyler.
00:12:14Yo.
00:12:15Tyler.
00:12:15Yo.
00:12:16T.
00:12:17Yo, get back in the car, man.
00:12:19Okay.
00:12:23Full?
00:12:25Dude, why are you pressing him?
00:12:27I'm not pressing him.
00:12:28Yes, you are.
00:12:29No, I'm not.
00:12:30You made it serious, man.
00:12:31Is vehicular manslaughter not serious?
00:12:33Yeah, but you're just like being a dick about it.
00:12:35Okay, we're just sitting in there.
00:12:37You're first, man.
00:12:37No, you're first, man.
00:12:38Come on.
00:12:39Come on.
00:12:39Come on.
00:12:40Okay.
00:12:49Are you done with your temper tantrum yet?
00:13:10Why did I want to leave?
00:13:11Give him a sec.
00:13:13I don't know why he's so on to it.
00:13:15You know he's only acting like that because Tyler is here.
00:13:17He hasn't seen him in so long.
00:13:18Bro, he's putting on the performance of a lifetime.
00:13:21And he's not going to admit it, but he's for sure going to miss us.
00:13:23Dude, I don't know.
00:13:41I feel like we did only turn just once.
00:13:53I feel like we did only turn just once.
00:14:23I feel like we did only turn just once.
00:14:53Let's femenYN!
00:14:54Let's see?
00:14:56Leave!
00:14:57Let's hide.
00:14:58Please, please.
00:15:00Please, please.
00:15:04Deep.
00:15:15Wait.
00:15:16Stay!
00:15:17Look at that!
00:15:18Stand away!
00:15:20Come on!
00:15:20Don't go!
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00:17:09Mungkin itu adalah drug deng, atau mungkin mereka seperti escapies.
00:17:12Mungkin mereka hanya mencoba untuk lain cari.
00:17:14Ya, set a quarter tank.
00:17:18Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, it's bleeding, man.
00:17:20It's bleeding again.
00:17:21I'm sorry.
00:17:22I'm sorry.
00:17:23All right, let's stop and get our Baron straight.
00:17:25I can tell you, Tyler.
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00:17:56What the fuck, man?
00:18:00What the fuck?
00:18:01What the fuck?
00:18:02What the fuck?
00:18:04What the fuck?
00:18:06How?
00:18:11We were driving.
00:18:13We were driving.
00:18:15Maybe we just didn't drive far enough away.
00:18:18They came from the side.
00:18:19They came from the fucking side.
00:18:22Doesn't matter where they came from.
00:18:24Gotta keep driving anyways.
00:18:26Just look out for the turn.
00:18:32We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:34We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:38We don't know where we are right now.
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00:20:48fish
00:20:52guys
00:20:52everybody get in the car
00:22:35okay i'm gonna freak out
00:22:37we need a practical answer
00:22:38we don't need to be worried about what or what caused this
00:22:40i am being practical
00:22:41i mean what the fuck else is there to do besides drive
00:22:43if there are some people in the woods
00:22:44every time we stop
00:22:45someone needs to sleep so we can take shifts
00:22:47just
00:22:47we cannot stop moving
00:22:49we cannot stop moving
00:22:49i'm going to keep going
00:22:51i got more hours in me
00:22:53what we do is stop we don't turn the car off
00:22:55do not touch the key
00:22:56pull over
00:22:57swan
00:22:58get back in
00:22:59go
00:22:59okay
00:23:00okay look
00:23:02we're not in the right seat
00:23:03we might be dealing with this right now
00:23:04so i'll keep driving for the rest of the day
00:23:07but we can still look for an exit
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00:32:03What the fuck?
00:32:33James.
00:32:45About a minute 30.
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:53A minute 30 to explore the woods.
00:33:02Alright then, when the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:33:09Let's go.
00:33:10Let's go.
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00:36:19He's supposed to be my alone.
00:36:22Okay, but I'm healing normally.
00:36:24Right, but he's still healing.
00:36:2615 seconds. We gotta go.
00:36:31If you see this again, it's a loop.
00:36:35Are we going clockwise?
00:36:36Yeah, clockwise.
00:36:49Come on.
00:37:19Tyler, let's go. Come on.
00:37:3990 seconds.
00:37:49Where are we, man?
00:38:04Where the fuck are we at, man?
00:38:05What the fuck is this place?
00:38:08Say something, goddammit.
00:38:10Where are we?
00:38:12Where the fuck are we at, man?
00:38:14No!
00:38:19Help me!
00:38:20Help me!
00:38:21Help!
00:38:22Help!
00:38:24Get out!
00:38:25We gotta go!
00:38:26We gotta go!
00:38:26We gotta go!
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00:41:15Terima kasih telah menonton
00:41:17Get back in the fucking car!
00:41:19Tyler, do something!
00:41:21We need to get him! Tyler, drive!
00:41:47James!
00:41:59What is it?
00:42:01The odometer's past a million.
00:42:05How many years of driving is that?
00:42:11The T-T-T-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-E-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-
00:42:41Tyler... Tyler...
00:42:43What are you doing here?
00:42:44Slow down Tyler, what are you doing here?
00:42:47Tyler stop!
00:42:49Tyler please stop!
00:42:51Stop!
00:42:53Slow down Tyler!
00:42:55Please stop!
00:42:57Tyler!
00:42:59Stop!
00:43:01Stop!
00:43:03Tyler please!
00:43:05Please Tyler stop!
00:43:07Tidak!
00:43:11Terima kasih.
00:43:41Terima kasih.
00:44:11Terima kasih.
00:44:41Terima kasih.
00:45:11Terima kasih.
00:45:17All right.
00:45:18What do you want to do?
00:45:18What do you want to do?
00:45:20What do you think happens after the panic?
00:45:23Like once the car is gone, what happens?
00:45:27I don't know.
00:45:28They probably return to, like, dormancy or something.
00:45:29I can't sit in that metal box and worry, man.
00:45:49I can't sit in that metal box and worry, man.
00:45:59Can't keep worrying about shit that don't end.
00:46:01Worry?
00:46:02Tyler, it's not worry, man.
00:46:05We're figuring it out.
00:46:06I can't really give a shit what it is.
00:46:10I'm not doing it no more.
00:46:15Like, years of this shit?
00:46:19I'm not living my life in 90-second breaks.
00:46:26Tell them it wasn't for me.
00:46:27What the fuck are you even going to do out here?
00:46:33What the fuck are you even going to do out here?
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:42Is that it?
00:46:56You're not going to try to talk me in a stand?
00:47:03You excited about the leg room?
00:47:12Let me know if you find an end.
00:47:26Dude.
00:47:27What the fuck?
00:47:28What the fuck?
00:47:29Where is Tyler?
00:47:29Dude, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.
00:47:35Move.
00:47:36Where is he?
00:47:36Tyler!
00:47:37James.
00:47:38Tyler!
00:47:39Tyler!
00:47:40Where is he?
00:47:41What's up?
00:47:41What are you doing?
00:47:42What is this?
00:47:42What are you doing?
00:47:43What the fuck happened?
00:47:44Where is he?
00:47:46Where is he?
00:47:47Where is he?
00:47:48I just give a shit!
00:47:50Where is Tyler?
00:47:51Dave.
00:47:52Say something!
00:47:53Get in the car!
00:47:53Dave.
00:47:54Dave, please get in the car!
00:47:55Get in the fucking car!
00:47:56Dave, get in the car, please!
00:47:58Dave, please get in the car!
00:47:59Tyler!
00:48:01Tyler!
00:48:03Dave, we gotta go!
00:48:06Get in the car!
00:48:06Come on!
00:48:07Let's go!
00:48:07Drive, drive, drive.
00:48:08Go, go, go, go, go!
00:48:09What the fuck happened?
00:48:23What happened?
00:48:26He gave up
00:48:39He gave up
00:49:09Dude, this sun is so fucking weird
00:49:23Dude, shut the fuck up
00:49:24We get one song a day
00:49:26You were doing so good
00:49:27You have to be quiet for three minutes
00:49:29Just pick another
00:49:30Absolutely not
00:49:31We have to save them
00:49:39It's on, it's on
00:50:05The feeling's gonna move
00:50:08Time is only mine to steal
00:50:10Working on what is real
00:50:13Found my song
00:50:15Take it from no fooling
00:50:19Warming up to all my chills
00:50:20Thinking I'm over the hill
00:50:23Tell me not to dwell
00:50:25Cause I don't feel like no one else
00:50:28Okay guys, warm up over
00:50:31It's 8 o'clock
00:50:32Good morning
00:50:33Good morning
00:50:33Alright James, start us off
00:50:35Gloves
00:50:40Light
00:50:40Big light
00:50:42Dislight
00:50:43Why do you dislike gloves?
00:50:45Don't trust them, it's suspicious
00:50:46Windshield wipers
00:50:47Oh, hard pass
00:50:49What do you have against windshield wipers?
00:50:50Big dislike
00:50:50I do not understand why they need more than one speed
00:50:53You just look goofy, okay
00:50:54You're on a highway, right?
00:50:55Right
00:50:56Light ring
00:50:56You see, you look over and you see a guy
00:50:58And he's still pants
00:50:59You look and say
00:51:01Dude, I will broad dog a hurricane
00:51:03I'm like a torpedo
00:51:03I don't even see the water
00:51:04You're absurd
00:51:05Oh, okay
00:51:06Oceans
00:51:07Oh, absolutely not
00:51:08Absolutely not
00:51:09Dislike
00:51:10Nope, not for that
00:51:11Why don't you like the ocean?
00:51:12Imagine living in a place
00:51:13Where you have to sprint 24-7
00:51:15So that something 50 times your size
00:51:17Doesn't demolish you
00:51:18Like, our species was born in water
00:51:20And it was so fucking horrible
00:51:21That we grew legs to get out of it
00:51:24Yeah, alright
00:51:25I, like, agree with that
00:51:26Oh, I think we're gonna have to pause
00:51:27Like in dislike time
00:51:29We've got a green Honda
00:51:30One point
00:51:31You don't get a point
00:51:32That's beige
00:51:33That's not a beige car
00:51:34That's khakis on wheels
00:51:35That's not khakis on wheels
00:51:37Time to go
00:52:06Lampara de advertencia de baja
00:52:14Man, dude, I'm getting good
00:52:18Just give me a couple more months
00:52:19I'm gonna be fluent
00:52:20Oh, totally, man
00:52:21Yeah
00:52:21You realize your Spanish
00:52:22Is gonna be heavily correlated, right?
00:52:24Watch this
00:52:25De su automobil o embarcacion
00:52:27En el manual del cargador
00:52:30Okay
00:52:31Mr. Bilingual
00:52:34You know what we should do?
00:52:35We should learn Spanish
00:52:37Just so we can communicate
00:52:38Without James understanding
00:52:39Terrific idea
00:52:40I second that
00:52:40I will learn it
00:52:42Out of spite
00:52:43It's almost 10
00:52:45Checking out for a bit
00:52:46Before my shift
00:52:46You know, you can definitely learn another language, man
00:52:49It's really good stimuli
00:52:50You know what I'm thinking?
00:53:00I was this fucking close to downloading subway surfers
00:53:04Before we turn up to this stupid fucking road
00:53:05Where were we going?
00:53:08Where were we going that day?
00:53:09I don't know
00:53:10I legit can't remember
00:53:11Tyler was helping us move out of college
00:53:13Came up daily to hang out and get food with us
00:53:15So we were going out
00:53:16Oh yeah
00:53:18Do you think eventually we'll have talked about everything ever and just never have any new stimuli ever again?
00:53:28Wait, dude
00:53:39Look at that
00:53:41Wait, wait, wait
00:53:44Check out this gas I cooked up last night
00:53:46I never should have smoked that shit
00:53:51Now I'm on the endless road
00:53:52Me on the endless road
00:53:55Or this one
00:53:57Me when people come out of the woods
00:54:00Dude, asphalt companies be like
00:54:05Big ups
00:54:06Big ups
00:54:07Big ups
00:54:09James be like
00:54:17Where's this turn at?
00:54:20That's funny
00:54:20I don't know
00:54:21I'm looking at these and I'm realizing like
00:54:23I barely have any photos of my family in here
00:54:26Just like a
00:54:28Bunch of meaningless bullshit
00:54:32Like the saturated photos of the Geico lizard shitting
00:54:35Hey, it's noon
00:54:37Oh
00:54:59Oh
00:55:02Oh
00:55:04Oh
00:55:06Aaaaaahhhh..
00:55:11Aaaaah..
00:55:13Aaahh..
00:55:15Aaaaah..
00:55:17HEHHHHHHHH..
00:55:19Aaaaah...
00:55:19AaAahhh..
00:55:21Aaaaaaah...
00:55:36I want to eat this
00:55:39I want to eat this so bad, y'all
00:55:40I don't even care what happens, I just want to taste something
00:55:43Nope, part of our original item is here for a reason
00:55:45Talked about this
00:55:46Do you hear yourself? It's a cliff bar
00:55:48Air out time
00:55:50Alright, I will start
00:55:52Start your engines
00:55:53Can I start?
00:55:54Yes
00:55:54James, I know this isn't Six Flags, but can you please be a little more positive during our routine?
00:56:00I think it would really benefit you to just, you know, scream and let it out for us
00:56:03Just once
00:56:04Fair
00:56:05Day, you're overattentive to my emotions and it's annoying as fuck
00:56:09Yeah
00:56:11Fair
00:56:12I can stand to be more patient
00:56:14Um, I think designated music time is bullshit and I should just listen to music whenever I want
00:56:18So we shouldn't do it anymore
00:56:19Fair, no
00:56:21You can't just say no
00:56:22Day, you were driving with your legs up today, can you not do that because you're going to crash us?
00:56:25Okay, fair, but I literally won't, that's ridiculous
00:56:27Fair, but you're ADHD as fuck and yes you are
00:56:29Fair, James, stop psychoanalyzing me all the time
00:56:31Fair, but I'm not though
00:56:32Fair, yes you are
00:56:33Fair, make sure you're soft as baby shit and you take things too personally
00:56:35Unfair, why are you so pressed all the damn time?
00:56:37We're trying to have a constructive conversation
00:56:39So you're just going to attack my person and then tell me to not take the person
00:56:40Unfair day, because you just knocked your little brother
00:56:41Oh, bloop, you have negative drip and you get no bitches and you fucking see
00:56:43You're a musty and there are no bitches to get
00:56:45What's next on the schedule
00:56:51My favorite part of the day
00:56:56Wait, no, you got your chart
00:56:58It's a simple hop
00:57:00One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
00:57:06One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
00:57:11That's literally all you have to do
00:57:12It's so easy
00:57:13That's it
00:57:13Please, please do it
00:57:15Alright
00:57:16What a surprise
00:57:18Every time we get through the second act, it's like somebody
00:57:23I mean, next time
00:57:24Help me
00:57:25Help me
00:57:28Somebody help me
00:57:33Oh, Steve
00:57:35Story time
00:57:43Who's up, James?
00:57:44I have one
00:57:46It's pretty good
00:57:47Alright, let's hear it, man
00:57:48It's actually about Tyler
00:57:50When he got suspended
00:57:53Oh, shit, was that senior year?
00:57:55Mm-hmm, yeah
00:57:55Okay, go, go, go
00:57:56Go, tell us
00:57:57Right as school ended
00:57:58Tyler went across the street to the gas station
00:58:00That's literally right across the street from school
00:58:02Mm-hmm
00:58:03And he's in there loading up on, like, $80 worth of vapes and Smirnoff with his fake ID
00:58:08And while he's in there
00:58:10Coach Shive
00:58:11Miss Ingle
00:58:12And Mr. Govro
00:58:14They all walk in at the same time
00:58:16And obviously there's three teachers there
00:58:18And they confront him at the counter
00:58:19Mm-hmm
00:58:20Right?
00:58:20And they're like, give us your fucking fake
00:58:22Right?
00:58:23And he's in deep shit
00:58:24The manager is behind the counter getting ready to call the fucking cops
00:58:27And Coach Shive is disciplining him so that he doesn't get arrested
00:58:30And so then Tyler literally just says
00:58:31He says, oh, you know what?
00:58:33I have more fakes in my car, I'm sorry
00:58:36But I'll just go get them
00:58:37He walks out of the gas station
00:58:40Mm-hmm
00:58:40He just gets in his car
00:58:42And he just fucking dips
00:58:44Dude, no fucking way
00:58:45He just dips, he's gone, yeah
00:58:46And so he goes to school the next day
00:58:48And he's in the parking lot
00:58:49And all of the principals are waiting for him
00:58:51Mm-hmm
00:58:51Right?
00:58:52And they're like, what the fuck was that yesterday?
00:58:54So Tyler literally just says
00:58:55He just looks at them and goes
00:58:56No, I didn't really want to deal with it then
00:58:59Dude
00:59:00Yeah, that was it
00:59:01Yeah
00:59:02That guy's a legend
00:59:03I know he just walked out of 7-Eleven being like
00:59:06I just won
00:59:07And he did
00:59:07I mean, yeah
00:59:08He was probably so happy he didn't have to go to school
00:59:10No, definitely
00:59:12It's crazy
00:59:13Yeah, it was good
00:59:14He won
00:59:16Do you guys think we could have done something differently?
00:59:26No, he was a stubborn bastard
00:59:29Maybe one day we'll go back for him
00:59:35Go back?
00:59:39Yeah, go back
00:59:41Save him
00:59:42The answer is forward, Day
00:59:45The answer?
00:59:47Yes
00:59:48James, what do you think the road is?
00:59:56I don't know
00:59:58I need to know more first
00:59:59No, I know you've been thinking about it for a long time
01:00:02So what do you think it is?
01:00:03I don't know
01:00:03I'm just still learning
01:00:05What else is there to learn?
01:00:09You know, why are you even asking?
01:00:12I'm only asking because I know you still care
01:00:14And you don't?
01:00:17I mean, I'm here
01:00:18So you just don't care about any of this, though?
01:00:22James, what are we doing?
01:00:23We're making progress
01:00:24That's it
01:00:27Okay, James
01:00:30Okay
01:00:31How are we doing?
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01:16:15Hey what is this? What is this? What is this? What's going on? Hey, hey I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.
01:16:39What is this? What is this now? What is this now? Wait, is this bad? Wait, is this bad? Hang on, is this bad? Is this bad? Please? Please help me. Please help me. What is this? What is this? What the fuck is this? Wait, please, please, please, we can talk about this.
01:16:59Fuck, fuck, fuck. It's because I left them. Right? Oh god. Shit.
01:17:08Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:17:38Fuck, fuck.
01:17:44Fuck, fuck.
01:17:45Fuck, fuck.
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01:25:14There's like 50 of them
01:25:16You think so?
01:25:20Yeah
01:25:44You think so?
01:26:14You think so?
01:26:44You think so?
01:27:14You think so?
01:27:44So why can't I feel like there's something wrong?
01:27:51How can't I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:01How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:11How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:21How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:31How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:41How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:43How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:45How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:55How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:57How can I feel like there's something wrong?
01:28:59How can I heal like there's something wrong?
01:29:01How can I feel like there's something wrong?