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Middle-aged Lonnie hasn't done much since he graduated high school. His only shot at greatness is to take his relationsh | dG1fZUJIdVUxcmE1UzQ
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00:01It's weird, man. The show's been off the air for like 10 years.
00:05Oh, more than 10 years.
00:07We were in high school and the show went off the air.
00:10Nah.
00:11Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
00:12Huh, shit.
00:1498.
00:15We graduated in 1998?
00:18No, it's what it says here.
00:21What, did we graduate in 98?
00:22No, it's at Seinfeld.
00:23Oh, Seinfeld.
00:24What the fuck have we been doing for the last 10 years, man?
00:2616 years.
00:28Holy shit.
00:33Well, I'm gonna stop thinking about that right now.
00:37That's probably a good idea.
00:41You hear about that old guy?
00:42Communities used to build themselves.
00:44You hear about those kids in Romeoville?
00:46Ever buy a used car from a friend?
00:48Now you gotta buy your way in.
00:49Shot one of the intruders that was robbing his house?
00:51I see the world for what it is.
00:53Guess how many miles I can do.
00:54A million miles!
00:56Why you gotta guess so-
00:58No, I ran five miles.
00:59Should I have guessed four and a half?
01:01And it makes absolutely zero sense to me.
01:04So how's it with that girl?
01:06Did you go limping her yet?
01:09Oh, you're the angriest elf right now.
01:12Angry.
01:13Very angry elf.
01:14If she doesn't tell you how she feels, it's because she doesn't feel the same way.
01:18She's young.
01:19I could be much better than me.
01:21I don't wanna punch her in the face, don't know why.
01:23Over these days, I'm gonna say, I understand.
01:25And you just say, thanks.
01:29That's what she's talking.
01:30She's telling me, the guy sitting down is never gonna get the girl on the dance floor.
01:33What?
01:34Some interview with that.
01:35Okay, look.
01:36Where the fuck are you?
01:38I don't wanna talk about this.
01:47You know, the last train is like an hour from now.
01:49I might-
01:50I know, but it's okay.
01:51Odd's fine.
01:52I'll show some moderate self-control.
01:53I won't get too fucked up.
01:54I won't have to drive me home.
01:55I guess I'll stay here then.
02:00Okay, yeah.
02:01Move in if you want.
02:02You wanna drink?
02:03Yeah.
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