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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07If you want to drink this for me, you'll see in the pot.
01:09Because you'll be happy and you're sitting on the pot, you're living in the pot.
01:14And you'll be happy and you're just as a mother.
01:19Because you're a child, you're a child, you're a child, you're a child.
01:21So, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:24a way to end up shirtless. Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it. Well, why don't
01:28you go find some clothes and leave her alone? Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir. Later. Hey,
01:35try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again. Yeah, fuck you, man. I fucking
01:44hate that guy. You good? My hero. You know I'll always save you, Sky. Practically like
01:52my kid sister. Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass. Whatever. Hey, have
02:00you seen Carly? Maybe she's in my room. Come on. Hey, Carly. You've got to be fucking kidding
02:18me. It's not like we're exclusive. Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:22And how would a virgin like you know? Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me. But I guess
02:30Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied. Come on. You don't need this. Excuse me? And what
02:42do you think he needs? I don't know. Maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed? You
02:49mean a frigid loser like you? Keep dreaming. And keep your hands off, bitch. Hey. You know,
02:57you know, actually, yes. Someone exactly like her. You did me a favor. I was coming in
03:05here to break up with you. Because Skylar and I are together now. Her. Miss, I sleep with
03:15the student handbook. You're dating her. Not the only thing she's sleeping with now. Right,
03:20babe? Babe. Yeah? Since when? About a week or so. I don't know what took me so long. I had
03:37the girl of my dreams in front of me for years. But I'm done wasting time. Let's get out of
03:44here. What the fuck? Um, what the fuck? I know. I know that came out of nowhere. And I'm sorry
03:58to spring that on you. But I actually think that this could work. You think that we could
04:06work? Totally. Carly always wants what she can't have. And if she thinks we're dating,
04:14it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back. She'll be begging to be my girlfriend
04:19in two weeks tops. Wait, hold on. You still want her? After that? After what she just did?
04:28Okay. She's drunk. I'm mad. But she's the total package, you know? She's the one.
04:38Look, I need your help, Sky. You're my best friend and the only one I trust. Please.
04:49He asked you to do what? Shut up. Isn't this a good thing? You've been in love with him
04:58since you were like eight. I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops. No, it's
05:01not real. Okay? I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly. God, I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card. And what's left?
05:17I can't do it. I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just,
05:23I think it would kill me. Genuinely. I've just, I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but
05:34not like this. Damn, dude. It's too bad this isn't a movie. Because if it was,
05:45all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you. Without even realizing.
05:51Wait. Wait. No. I mean, that wouldn't really work, right? Why not? That's the way it always
06:04goes, okay? Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was
06:09the one all along. Happily ever after. You think? I know. Go accept your beloved's
06:18proposal, and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway. Okay.
06:37You, are you looking for someone? Yeah, my boyfriend.
06:44What? You don't have a boyfriend. You've never
06:48had a boyfriend. You've never hooked up with anyone. I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever
06:52even kissed someone. So yeah, you and Jesse, I don't buy it. You're right, you're too, too
06:59innocent. You know, too much of a good girl. No, I am not. But maybe I'm just waiting for
07:08the right guy. Well, you should have kept him waiting. He's not your type. What would you
07:16know about my type? I know you don't look at him the way you look at me. Right? Because
07:23I look at you with unadulterated loathing, whereas I look at him with love. Now, if you'll
07:31excuse me. Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, slow down. You sure about this?
07:52No. I would do anything for you, Jesse. Come out. Okay, come on, babe. Let's dance.
08:07It's not working. Hey, we just need to get her attention. Oh, my word. Yeah.
08:32Oh, she looked. She looked. Now what? Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear,
08:42you know, like how you've liked me for a long time. I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jesse.
08:54A little, uh, public for a first kiss, no? That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me. Look, do you want Carly back or not? The sound is shit,
09:14man. Come on, let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:20Nice moves.
09:35Mmm. What, what the hell are you doing?
09:38I, like, you, you know, make it, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah. Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that? You want me to get you in here?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:07Oh, Jackie. Oh, Jackie.
10:11Yeah, just, just like that.
10:13Skylar. Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jessie. Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mmm, oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35Wait, I'm going to get this to me.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:40Oh, girl.
10:41Oh, whore.
10:52Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:08All right, yeah, go ahead.
11:09Okay.
11:09Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:16Um, it should probably also be, like, on your, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:26Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:33Spectacular.
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits.
11:43You know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:56Hey, guys.
11:59Okay.
12:13That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening?
12:20Cut the shit.
12:20I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:33But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:52And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jesse and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart, and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:48To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
13:56Never.
13:57Never.
14:09Never.
14:13For this project, we'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jesse, Skylar, and Rain.
14:36Rain.
14:39Next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:04Sorry, I was just thinking, right, like you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down it's always been Skylar.
15:23Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:38Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:51And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um, maybe you felt it too.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Yeah, and I did.
16:09Dead ass.
16:09Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:30Mm.
16:30Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, Smelly.
16:54You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:13That bitch, you probably took my towel, too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:23Well, what are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:31I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Don't flatter yourself.
17:53Hey, hey, Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Find a bad joint?
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16I can just go.
18:17I can just go.
18:18Yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:26Okay.
18:26Ugh.
18:33So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:37You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:57How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:20Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:24Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:41This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule, never?
20:02I don't...
20:04always...
20:06recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me.
20:11But...
20:12I mean...
20:13I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:16Yeah.
20:17Prove it.
20:21Prove it.
20:25Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating.
20:39Okay?
20:40I...
20:40Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
21:13You see, I told you that.
21:43Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:52Um, you know, we, um, we should, we should probably get back to work.
22:06Oh, I'm just, oh, jumpy.
22:16This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:26Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:47One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
22:59Jesse?
23:17You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:25You know the rules.
23:31Jesse?
23:33Not quite.
23:52Rain.
24:01Oh my god, I, I thought you were...
24:03Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07I, you, I don't, you guys kissed the same.
24:11Hmm.
24:13Why, why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:20Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay, this, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:46Okay, I want to see you.
24:48Let's go, hold it on to.
24:49Let's go, hold it on to.
24:50Let's go, hold it on to.
24:50Let's go, hold it on to.
24:51Let's go, hold it on to.
24:52What's up?
24:52Did you see this?
24:54Shh.
24:55Did you just stop?
24:57I kissed Lola.
25:00I kissed Lola.
25:00What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure.
25:24So when were you going to tell me you and Rain kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought, I thought he was Jesse.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl.
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No, no.
25:49Maybe, okay?
25:50Like, like a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:53Oh, please.
25:53Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jesse.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no, okay?
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jesse.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jesse.
26:42So, I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I mean, I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:59So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:14You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23I feel, I feel trapped.
27:24So, I try to squeeze by her and then she.
27:31And then?
27:33Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola.
27:42So, I.
27:44Wow, great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:02Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:25Oh, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:37I, hmm, hmm, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You, you are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:00Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That is, is great.
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over.
29:24And then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh, hmm, hmm.
29:37And now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like, actually.
29:46Alright, see ya.
29:49So, they are, in fact, getting back together and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:03Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:08He is, he's, he's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rerun that I was looking for.
30:40I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aw.
30:54You should know by now.
30:56Given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:01Hope you hide your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:19Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse.
31:32Hiya.
31:33He's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you until he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:41Cherry.
31:41You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:53What...
31:54What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it?
32:03I...
32:03Because you like it.
32:11And I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:51What?
32:51You worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:01Fine.
33:02Get in.
33:10Okay.
33:11What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like them less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:30Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then, too, huh?
33:40Fuck.
33:40Dude.
33:53Fuck.
33:57Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:01Shit, good call, bro.
34:05I don't know.
34:35What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:51Just talking to myself.
34:54Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:04I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:13Shh.
35:23Shh.
35:27God.
35:31This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always gotta, you know, like leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's...
36:08That's just a given.
36:11Hey, um...
36:13This bed is just kinda like...
36:15Like, would you mind?
36:16Sorry.
36:17Better.
36:18Better.
36:19Better.
36:20It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:21You know what I mean?
36:22Of course, yeah.
36:23Don't read into it.
36:24Yeah, of course.
36:25Don't read into it.
36:26Yeah, of course.
36:27I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you wanna know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was...
37:10I was smoking a cigarette.
37:12Underneath the bleachers.
37:15You know, I get a...
37:16I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19Like, after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad...
37:25He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know...
37:31He left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:42And I got one and I passed out.
37:49I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:58I won't believe me.
37:59They never do.
38:00But you know, fuck them.
38:01I know the truth.
38:02Right?
38:03Rain?
38:04Yeah?
38:05I believe you.
38:10Rain?
38:11I believe you.
38:25Oh, my God.
38:55Oh, my God.
39:21Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Can I have one minute?
39:26I miss you, baby.
39:28Ugh.
39:32I miss you, baby.
39:38Ugh.
39:40It's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:58Not really.
40:00Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:06Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:12Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:16I'm sorry.
40:18I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:35I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No.
40:59Sure.
41:00Of course not.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:06Oh, my God.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of
41:12my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:25I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Look, it...
41:42It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:05Now, please.
42:06Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:11Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:14I see what this is.
42:15You're trying to steal my girl.
42:16Hey!
42:17You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:18Hey!
42:19Hey!
42:20Hey!
42:21She isn't your fucking girl.
42:22Stop!
42:23Stop!
42:24Stop!
42:25Stop!
42:26You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:27Stop!
42:28You know what?
42:29You're right.
42:30I was because...
42:31Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:33But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:35I wake up every day and it's like, cool.
42:36I get to see Skylar today.
42:37Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
42:42Like, I don't have to try so hard.
42:43And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
42:44Oh my God, it worked.
42:45Do you want to be with me?
42:46No.
42:47No.
42:48No.
42:49No.
42:50No.
42:51No.
42:52No.
42:53No.
42:54No.
42:55No.
42:56No.
42:57No.
42:58No.
42:59No.
43:00No.
43:01No.
43:02No.
43:03No.
43:04No.
43:05No.
43:06No.
43:07No.
43:08No.
43:09No.
43:10No.
43:11No.
43:12No.
43:13No.
43:14No.
43:16No.
43:17No.
43:18No.
43:20No.
43:21No.
43:22No.
43:23No.
43:24No.
43:25No.
43:26No.
43:27No.
43:28No.
43:29Yes.
43:31leaving.
43:32I don't know.
43:33No.
43:34Bye.
43:36My,
43:37ramen,
43:38I have fun.
43:40Okay.
43:41So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that on you again.
44:11I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Yeah, uh, what took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum and I started to think about my life without you in it and I just, I couldn't.
44:32So, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:49Can I, um, can I kiss you?
44:53Oh, sorry.
45:07I'm sorry, I'll, yeah.
45:09I, yeah.
45:10I, yeah, I'm sorry.
45:11We can, I, you know.
45:13I'll see you tomorrow.
45:30Okay.
45:31I, yeah.
45:33I, yeah.
45:35Fuck.
45:37Fuck.
46:07Dad, hey, what's going on?
46:14You okay?
46:16Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:21You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:26You're okay.
46:37Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:00Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:15Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:18Well, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30Oh.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:47You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:52Way better.
47:55Hey.
47:56Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:06Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:15You owe me.
48:21Come here.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36are you okay yeah I think I just had a panic attack you know I actually have
48:47some like breathing techniques my therapist showed me if you ever do you
48:53ever want them I can I can I can give you them I can let you go to therapy I'm
49:03trying to be better you know working on my delinquency
49:14I'm I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said I am I was such a massive
49:24bitch I had no idea and no how how could you Skyler I've been giving you
49:33shit for lying this whole time and I haven't been honest for any of it like
49:38you asked me why I've um I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years I
49:45wanted to get your attention I want you to look at me or just or talk to me even if
49:53it was with uh with pure unadulterated loathing anything anything you had to
50:05give because you're everything Skyler
50:11well in that case um you should know
50:23errrante
50:25siessi and I we um
50:27we broke up
50:32yeah you um were right actually
50:42Actually, we don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:49No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:05Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:35And I'm getting this feeling that you won't like me, too.
51:40And just, baby, I could take all of the risks for you.
51:46Make me up.
51:49I see you standing up.
51:51I wish you were gonna be out of there with you.
51:54Oh, baby, you're gonna be out of there with you.
51:57Oh, baby, you're gonna be out of there with you.
51:58I wish you were gonna be in the middle of the dorm.
51:59I wish you were gonna be out of there with you.
52:02Wait, um...
52:03I don't feel like I should tell you.
52:10I'm...
52:10I'm virtual.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well...
52:23I'm uptight.
52:24Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm.
52:27Yeah, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:33Don't let me know.
52:35Just give me a sign.
52:38Mm-hmm.
52:38Tell me what I should do.
52:40Mm-hmm.
52:41To, to, to, to, to, do.
52:43Baby, stay me up and get the feeling.
52:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
52:48You would like me do your goals.
52:51And just, baby, I could take a little risk for you.
52:56Oh, oh.
52:56Like my moon.
52:58Oh, oh, oh.
52:59Oh, oh.
53:00Oh, oh, oh.
53:01Oh, oh.
53:01oh yeah let's get this thing started off with a bang racers please make your way to the starting
53:14line hey i'm sorry about you losing our train twice now and i'm also sorry you're about to
53:20lose out to me oh oh you sure about that i'm positive just don't cry when i smoke you you're
53:27on you really love my sloppy seconds don't you carly let's go back to ground rules okay don't
53:39talk to me gotcha um break a leg literally on your marks get set go
53:50ow
53:54you do realize we have a we have an audience don't you come on take a risk
54:17oh no i've created a monster haven't i
54:20no
54:21you
54:25you
54:27you
54:28you
54:30you
54:32you
54:34you
54:36you
54:38You
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