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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought I'd sleep.
01:08No.
01:09I'm not using this.
01:10I've got a mask on you.
01:11But I'm not using this.
01:12I'm not using this.
01:13I don't want to break my arms up.
01:14I know why...
01:15I'm not using this.
01:16I'm not using this because it's still great.
01:19I am not using this.
01:20I've got some…
01:21Yo, Rain.
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:48Well, you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:18It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:37And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:00You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook.
03:16You're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Babe.
03:24Since when?
03:32About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:41You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:00It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:05I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I can't do it.
05:18I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:35Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:43Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing.
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:11You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's proposal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:38Yeah, my boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jesse?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too...
06:59Too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:03No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:19Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:27Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:37Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come here.
08:04Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get our attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jesse.
08:54A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:04That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13The sound is shit, man.
09:14Come on, let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice moves.
09:25What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you here, do it?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:06Mmm.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Oh, Jesse.
10:10Oh, Jesse.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Whoa.
10:14Oh, Jesse.
10:17Oh, Jesse.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mmm.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:25Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35Oh, my God.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53Oh yeah, good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart, girl.
11:08All right.
11:08Oh, you know what, um, it should probably also be like on your, on your lips too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go, there we go, boom, how's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what, let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something, you know, too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening?
12:19Cut the shit.
12:20I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:33But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:50And then...
12:51And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:00Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:08You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29See, what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:38Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:51To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
14:08Never.
14:26For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jessie, Skylar, and...
14:35Rain.
14:36The next little threesome is...
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
15:00Hey, man.
15:01You, uh, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:06Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down it's...
15:20It's always been Skylar.
15:21Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since, um, that one night at camp.
15:33Uh, summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:38Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We, we had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:52And I just...
15:54Remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:58Maybe, um, maybe you felt it, too.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Yeah, and I did.
16:08Dead ass.
16:09Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:32Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:09Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:13That bitch, you probably took my towel, too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:26I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Hey, hey, Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:00Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Find a bad joint.
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Oh, okay.
18:17Oh, okay.
18:18Yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:26Okay.
18:26Ugh.
18:27So, turns out Skylar the saint is actually Skylar the skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:53Mm-hmm.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:13Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:02I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:24Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Ms. Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating.
20:40Okay?
20:40I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:43Okay.
20:43I can't...
20:43Come on, good girl.
20:46Take a risk.
20:46I can't...
20:49I can't...
20:51I can't...
20:53I can't...
20:53I can't...
20:55I can't...
20:57I can't...
21:22You see, I told you that.
21:47Happy?
21:47Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:49Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:54Um, you know, we, um, we should, we should probably get back to, to work, I'm just, oh, jumpy.
22:10Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid, it's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:27Don't worry, babe.
22:30Make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise, one quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Oh!
22:59Oh!
23:17Jessie?
23:18Jessie?
23:19Jessie?
23:21Jessie?
23:22Kitty?
23:23Jessie?
23:24Shen?
23:25You made it really easy for me.
23:26You know.
23:27Hiding in your own room.
23:30You know the rules.
23:37Jesse.
23:51Not quite.
23:59Brain!
24:01Oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07I...
24:08You...
24:09I don't...
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:12Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:23Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hm?
24:28Did you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:33Then why did you kiss me back?
24:36Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This...
24:42Did not happen.
24:43Okay?
24:44This...
24:45This kiss...
24:46Leave this room.
24:56Did...
24:57Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:01You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:07Okay, yeah, sure.
25:08So when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:09Hmm?
25:10It was an accident?
25:11I thought...
25:12I thought he was Jesse.
25:13Skylar.
25:14Skylar.
25:15Skylar.
25:16Skylar.
25:17Your first kiss was pretty bad, girl.
25:18How was it amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that I've ever done?
25:19I thought he was Jesse.
25:20Skylar.
25:21Skylar.
25:22Your first kiss was pretty bad, girl.
25:23How was it amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that I've ever done?
25:24What?
25:25What?
25:26You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much
25:27as a quarter of a second.
25:28It was an accident?
25:29I thought...
25:30I thought he was Jesse.
25:31Skylar.
25:32Your first kiss was pretty bad, girl.
25:33How was it amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:34No!
25:35No!
25:36Maybe.
25:37Okay?
25:38Like...
25:39Like a little.
25:40Yes, fine.
25:41Oh, please.
25:42Okay.
25:43When did you make that?
25:44Doesn't matter.
25:45Okay.
25:46Okay.
25:47When did you make that?
25:48Doesn't matter.
25:49Okay.
25:50Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:53Okay.
25:54Okay.
25:55Okay.
25:56When did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jesse.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought
26:11it was Rain.
26:12No!
26:13Ergo, you like Rain.
26:14No.
26:15Okay.
26:16I do not like Rain.
26:17I like Jesse.
26:18Yeah.
26:19Well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:20The diagram doesn't understand that last night...
26:23just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a...
26:30a troublemaking, law-breaking...
26:33playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:35I mean...
26:36He doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just...
26:40he's just doing it to get back at Jesse, so...
26:43I know how to fix...
26:45this.
26:46Mm-hmm.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:48I just have to kiss Jesse...
26:49as soon as possible.
26:50No.
26:51Mm-hmm.
26:52Mm-hmm.
26:53Mm-hmm.
26:54So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
26:57You found Lola pretty fast.
26:58Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
26:59It didn't.
27:00Just lucky, I guess.
27:01Oh, come on.
27:02It's actually a really funny story.
27:03I was there.
27:04Do you wanna tell it or should I?
27:05You know, I don't think...
27:06I don't think I even really remember.
27:07Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:08She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:09I feel...
27:10I feel trapped, so...
27:11I try to squeeze by her, and then she...
27:14And then?
27:15Um, I...
27:16You know, I actually didn't even know...
27:17I actually didn't even know...
27:18I didn't even know.
27:19I didn't know.
27:20I didn't know.
27:21I didn't know.
27:22I was just lucky, I guess.
27:23Just lucky, I guess.
27:24Oh, come on.
27:25It's actually a really funny story.
27:26I was there.
27:27Do you wanna tell it or should I?
27:29You know, I don't think...
27:30I don't think I even really remember.
27:32Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:34She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:35I feel trapped, so...
27:36I didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I...
27:39As soon as I got out into the hallway,
27:41I found Lola, so I...
27:44Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:49Hey, maybe you can have some of mine,
27:51seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry.
27:57I just...
27:58I have to...
28:00powder my nose.
28:06Sorry, babe.
28:07I just...
28:08You know, I...
28:09I hate to see girls cry.
28:10You know?
28:11I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:19It doesn't...
28:20Doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:23I trust him.
28:25Well, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:37Don't you let go, take it all night, night.
28:45I...
28:46I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You...
28:53You are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:03Right.
29:07Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That...
29:17is...
29:18is great.
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are gonna hang out next week and talk it over,
29:23and then you and I can do like this big public break-up scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33And now you can date whoever you want.
29:40But, like...
29:42actually.
29:46Alright, see ya.
29:47So...
29:48They are, in fact, getting back together, and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:02Well, I...
30:05Jesse is everything I have ever wanted.
30:07Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:10He's kind.
30:11He's funny.
30:12He...
30:13I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should!
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and...
30:23and being perfect or whatever.
30:24And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:29And...
30:30I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:40I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:52Aww.
30:54You should know by now.
30:56Given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:02Hope you had your fun, cause I'm taking him back.
31:05There is nothing you can do about it.
31:10Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:18I...
31:19I've gotta tell him how I feel.
31:24Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse.
31:32Hiya.
31:33Yeah, he's not here.
31:35But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:47You have been tormenting me.
31:49For four years.
31:51What gives?
31:53Huh?
31:55What...
31:56What makes me so special?
31:58Why are you such an ass to me?
31:59Because you like it?
32:02Because you like it?
32:15And I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh shit.
32:47Open up!
32:49He can't find us like this.
32:51What, you worried your fake boyfriend is gonna catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:01Fine. Get in.
33:02Get in.
33:18What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:24Oh, she's all yours, bro.
33:25Not really my type.
33:26I like them less bitchy.
33:27Fuck yeah, man.
33:29Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:39I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:52Dude.
33:54Fuck.
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit.
34:04Good call, bro.
34:05The great fortune is coming.
34:06That's okay.
34:07I'll go to sleep then.
34:08You'll be right back.
34:09You're right.
34:10I never expected to wait.
34:11I was married when I was living to sleep.
34:13I was a man with my son, dad, boo.
34:14You said, oh God, what did you do?
34:17I was a man with her.
34:18I was really tired.
34:20This is a woman.
34:21I had to go home.
34:23I had to go home.
34:25I was a man with her.
34:26I had to go home.
34:27I had to go home.
34:29I'm telling you that?
34:30What are we gonna do?
34:44Seriously, what are we gonna do?
34:46What'd you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:00You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:19Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:29God.
35:29This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's...
36:08That's just a given.
36:09I don't know.
36:10I know.
36:17This pad is just kind of like, like, what you mind?
36:22Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better?
36:31It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:32You know, of course, yeah.
36:34Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:59Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:02I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:14You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:25He, um, he finally just backed up the shit and left her, or, you know, he left us.
37:32Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks, and I, I got one, and I passed out.
37:44I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:01They never do.
38:04But you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth, right?
38:07I believe you.
38:19I believe you.
38:23What the fuck?
38:34I believe you.
38:42I believe you.
38:44I don't know.
39:14Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:44I miss you, baby.
39:51Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early, starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:11She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:18I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:36I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:53So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:00No.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh my god.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:12Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil, I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:25I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:39Look, it, it was, it was, it was a mistake, okay?
41:46Will you look at me?
41:52Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay, Jesse and I-
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar, there is no you and Jesse, just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19They're trying to steal my girl.
42:22Hey!
42:23You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:26Hey, hey!
42:28She isn't your fucking girl, you're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:35Stop.
42:36You know what, you're right.
42:38I was because, because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:42But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even, even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you.
42:57I feel better.
43:00Like, like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize, maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:09Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:19Yes.
43:28Uh huh.
43:30What is this?
44:00so so look I'm I'm sorry to spring that on you again I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch
44:17yeah what took you so long she gave me this crazy ultimatum and I started to think about my life
44:27without you in it and I just couldn't so besides isn't it time we gave it a shot totally great
44:42so I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend
44:49can I um can I kiss you
44:57oh sorry sorry I'll yeah yeah yeah that's right we can
45:12I'll see you tomorrow sky
45:31okay
45:51so
45:59Dad, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:29Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:59Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:16No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30Oh.
47:30Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:47You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:53Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:16Come on.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:37Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let them.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:01I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:57Um, yeah, anything.
50:04Anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:09Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:11Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jassy and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:32Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:44We don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:50No.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:05Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know if I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you don't like me too.
51:41And just maybe I could take all the risk for you.
51:45I don't feel like I should tell you I'm a virgin.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight.
52:24Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm.
52:27Yeah, I, I, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:31Close to you, do you know?
52:35Just give me a sign.
52:38Tell me what I should do, do, do, do, do.
52:43Baby, stay me up and get me feeling that you have liked me too.
52:50Yeah, please.
52:51And just maybe I could take a little risk for you.
52:56Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:19And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, are you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive.
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:27You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:47Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:54Ow.
53:54Woo, what a finish!
53:58Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21Oh.
54:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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