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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:27I'm going somewhere.
00:29Come on, Cherry.
00:30Last night before class is started.
00:31Let's have some fun.
00:32Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:40I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07Let me get this with you.
01:08I think I brought up the
01:11magma.
01:13That's right.
01:14Let me show up with you.
01:16I would love to be the strong B fucked up class.
01:18Look at all I had.
01:20Pretty good.
01:21I've gone for black.
01:22I've harmed my friends.
01:23Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again while you're at it.
01:40Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:46You good?
01:48My hero.
01:49Well, you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
02:19It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey man, she just, she just hopped on top of me.
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:37And what do you think he needs?
02:40I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49Mmm, you mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:56Hey.
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:58Someone exactly like her.
03:02You did me a favor.
03:03I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:05Mm-hmm.
03:06Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:12Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:17Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:19Right, babe?
03:23Great.
03:24Yeah?
03:29Since when?
03:32About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41But I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring it on you.
03:58But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You...
04:05You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:12And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous
04:15and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks tops.
04:20Wait, hold on.
04:21You...
04:22You still want her.
04:23After that.
04:24After what she just did.
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But...
04:33But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:39Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:43You're...
04:44You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:55Isn't this a good thing?
04:56You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:02It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:05I...
05:06I mean...
05:07He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:12I don't get it.
05:13Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I... I can't do it.
05:18I mean, I...
05:20I don't...
05:21Want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:29I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:36Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing...
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:57No.
05:59I...
06:00I mean, that wouldn't really work.
06:01Right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes.
06:04Okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous.
06:07Then, boom, he realizes girl was the one all along.
06:09Happily ever after.
06:11You think?
06:12I know.
06:13Go accept your beloved's pho-posal, and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway.
06:21Okay.
06:24Okay.
06:25You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:46You've never had a boyfriend.
06:48You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jessie?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're too, too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:09Well, you should've kept him waiting.
07:12He's not your type.
07:14What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:20Right.
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:31Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:48Showtime.
07:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:52You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:56I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:59Come here.
08:01Okay, come on.
08:06Dan, let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:28Hey, we just need to get our attention.
08:29Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:35Oh.
08:36Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:39Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:49Me too, Jessie.
08:50A little, uh, public for a first kiss, no?
09:03Back off me, man.
09:04You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:05Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:06Let's sell this shit, man.
09:07Come on.
09:08Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:09Nice moves.
09:10Nice moves.
09:11Mmm.
09:12What the hell are you doing?
09:13Like, you, you know, make it, make it sound like we're hooked up.
09:14Oh, my God.
09:15Oh, my God.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18Oh, my God.
09:19Oh, my God.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, my God.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:25Oh.
09:34Whoa.
09:35I'm in the소.
09:36No, I'm in the Ahora GI Helpie trickけど you back an old times and all to the guy.
09:44You gotta lie.
09:45Watch out.
09:46Watch out.
09:47Very little.
09:48I'm Bahrain,键 and RI Ah.
09:49Very little, um, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, mm.
09:51sheet paper.
09:52What's that? You want me to get in here, do you want?
09:55Come on!
10:03Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah!
10:05Oh, yeah!
10:07Oh, Jesse! Oh, Jesse!
10:11Yeah, just like that!
10:13Oh, Skylar! Oh!
10:15Oh, Jesse! Oh, Jesse! I love it!
10:22Who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God!
10:26Oh, my God!
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:44Whore.
10:52Oh, yeah. Good idea.
10:54Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:08May I?
11:09Okay.
11:10Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:17It should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:38Yeah, uh...
11:39You know what?
11:40Let's stagger our exits.
11:42You know, kind of...
11:44Make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:48Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something.
12:02You know?
12:03Too bad it was fake.
12:05Oh, so you were listening?
12:07Cut the shit.
12:08I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:10I know...
12:11And what would I sound like?
12:13That was really something, you know.
12:16Too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're uptight,
12:31so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the right touch,
12:39you would, uh, gently, barely,
12:44let out a little moan.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:58And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:11Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:15Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class,
13:18both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:22You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29See, what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:31Someone who's gonna break you apart
13:33and then put you back together again.
13:35Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:37You have Carly now.
13:38I don't want Carly.
13:39I want you.
13:40To admit that you're lying.
13:42Not just to me, but to yourself.
13:44Never.
13:45I don't want Carly.
13:46I want you.
13:47I want you.
13:52To admit that you're lying.
13:54I don't want you to leave me alone.
13:55I don't want you to leave me alone.
13:56Never.
13:59Never.
14:26For this project,
14:27you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:31First up,
14:33Jessie, Skyler, and
14:35Wayne.
14:39The next little threesome is
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:51Ahem.
14:53Hey, man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:05Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:07I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly now.
15:13First of all,
15:15you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down it's
15:19always been Skyler.
15:21Yeah.
15:23Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think
15:27I've felt that way since
15:29that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade,
15:35they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, I think so.
15:47We had wandered off,
15:49and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:51And I just...
15:53remember thinking,
15:55you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:57Maybe, um...
15:59Maybe you felt it, too.
16:03Yeah.
16:05Yeah, and I did.
16:07Dead ass.
16:19Why are you trying to show up
16:21when there's nothing to show up?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:25You should try it every once in a while.
16:27Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:31Just so you know,
16:33the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:37Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:40Hold on.
16:41Like, why are you being nice?
16:45Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:51Happy now?
16:53Let's go, Smelly.
16:55You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey!
17:00Wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh...
17:04Why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly!
17:11Carly!
17:12She told me these were the new girls' showers!
17:13That bitch you probably took my towel to.
17:15Do.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:19Kind of funny though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:25Here, take it.
17:26Good.
17:31I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself!
17:34Hey!
17:35Hey!
17:36Hey!
17:37Carly's coming!
17:38Hold my hand!
17:39Hurry up!
17:40Hurry up!
17:41Hurry up!
17:42Hurry up!
17:43Find a bad joint!
17:44Actually, yeah.
17:45Oh!
17:46Okay.
17:47I can just go.
17:48Okay.
17:49I can just go.
17:50Okay.
17:51I can just go.
17:52Okay.
17:53Okay.
17:54I can just go.
17:55Okay.
17:56Hello, Gene.
17:57Okay.
17:58Right, right.
17:59Oh, Gene.
18:00That's right.
18:01I can just go.
18:02Okay, him!
18:03Right.
18:04You just go.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Hey!
18:07Carly's coming.
18:08Hold my hand.
18:09Hurry up!
18:10Hurry up!
18:11Find a bad joint.
18:12Actually, yeah.
18:13Okay.
18:14Okay.
18:15Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Oh, that's a good one.
18:19Mm-hmm!
18:20Right!
18:21Right.
18:22Oh, Jeannie!
18:23Right. Right.
18:25Oh, Jamie.
18:26Ugh.
18:33So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:42Baby.
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:49Ugh. He wishes.
18:53I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:03How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:20Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:21Hmm.
19:23Busy?
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Hmm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart. Imagine that.
19:49Okay. Look, just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:56When was the last time you broke a rule? Never.
20:02I don't...
20:04Always...
20:05Recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:08Like, you think that you know everything about me.
20:11But, I mean...
20:13I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:16Prove it.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:36No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating.
20:39Okay, I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on, good girl. Take a risk.
20:42Come on, good girl. Take a risk.
21:11You see, I told you that.
21:40Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we sh...
22:00Um, we should...
22:01We should probably...
22:04Get back to work.
22:06Or I'm just...
22:07Oh, jump.
22:08Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:32Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full done.
22:40The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touched, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:47One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50I don't know.
23:07I don't know.
23:11I don't know.
23:12Jessie, you made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:26You know the rules.
23:42Jessie, not quite.
23:57Rain, oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jessie, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08I don't, you guys kissed the same.
24:12Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:23Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:30Nope, not all of them.
24:33Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind, okay? Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:43Okay, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:55Did you just stop?
24:58I kissed Lola!
25:15What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure. So when were you gonna tell me you and Rain kissed?
25:26Hmm?
25:32It was an accident?
25:34I thought, I thought he was Jessie.
25:37Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:41How was it amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:44No!
25:45No!
25:48Maybe!
25:49Okay, like a little, yes, fine.
25:52Hold it, please.
25:55Okay.
25:56When did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jessie.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:07And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:10No!
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no!
26:14Okay?
26:15I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jessie.
26:17Yeah, well the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:35I mean, he, he doesn't even like me.
26:38You know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jessie.
26:42So, I know how to fix this.
26:46Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jessie as soon as possible.
26:50No.
26:51Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:54So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
26:57You found Lola pretty fast.
26:58Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
26:59It didn't.
27:00Just lucky, I guess.
27:01Oh, come on.
27:02It's actually a really funny story.
27:03I was there, do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:06You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:18Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:20She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:21I feel, I feel trapped.
27:22So I try to squeeze by her and then she, and then?
27:27Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola, so.
27:42Wow, great story.
27:45Better luck next time, babe.
27:48Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:52Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:05Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:10I'll be right back.
28:17What is wrong with you?
28:19It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:23I trust him.
28:25Oh, he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:28Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:31If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:35Or here.
28:36I, hmm, hmm, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:50You, you are a bad person.
28:57Yep, that's what they say.
28:59Right.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:15That is, is great.
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are gonna hang out next week and talk it over,
29:23and then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending, ah.
29:34Mm, mm-hmm.
29:36And, now you can date whoever you want.
29:40But, like, actually.
29:45All right, see ya.
29:46So, they are, in fact, getting back together, and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now, you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:05Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:08He is, he's, he's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:14He's who I should be with.
30:16No, fuck should.
30:17Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and, and being perfect or whatever.
30:24And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:29And, I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:35Is that not-
30:36There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:40I want to thank you, actually.
30:44If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:52Aww.
30:54You should know by now.
30:56Given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:02Hope you had your fun, cause I'm taking him back.
31:04There is nothing you can do about it.
31:12Over my dead body.
31:15That's it.
31:17I, I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:19No.
31:23Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse, hiya.
31:33Yeah, he's not here.
31:34But I'd be happy to entertain you until he gets back.
31:40Cherry.
31:46You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:50What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:54What, what makes me so special?
31:56Why are you such an ass to me?
32:01Because you like it.
32:15And I just want to give you what you want.
32:17And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:19Oh shit.
32:47Open up!
32:49You can't find us like this.
32:51What, you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:01Fine, get in.
33:02What the hell, did you lock me out?
33:08Man, I, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:11She's all yours, bro.
33:12Not really my type.
33:13I like them less bitchy.
33:14Fuck you, man.
33:15Fuck you, man.
33:16Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:18Fuck you.
33:19Fuck you.
33:20Fuck you.
33:21Fuck you.
33:22Fuck you.
33:23Fuck you, man.
33:24Fuck you.
33:25Fuck you.
33:26Fuck you.
33:27Fuck you.
33:28Fuck you.
33:29Fuck you, man.
33:30Fuck you.
33:31Fuck you, man.
33:37Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:39Dude, the fuck, go to bed in your fucking sweater?
33:46It's a million degrees in here.
34:00a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call,
34:04bro.
34:30What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, we're going to do it.
34:46What'd you say?
34:51Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but
34:56crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05You guys were sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:11Shh.
35:18Shh.
35:26Shh.
35:28God.
35:29This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:48For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:58I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's...
36:08That's just a given.
36:09Uh...
36:10Hey, um...
36:16Because this bed is just kind of like...
36:19Like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:31It's just like a small...
36:32A small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:33Of course, yeah.
36:34Yeah, totally.
36:35Don't read...
36:35Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:37I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:59Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:01I was...
37:09I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:14You know, I get a...
37:15I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19Like, after years, it was just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:25He, um...
37:27He finally just packed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:42And I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52That was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:58I won't believe in them.
38:00They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:17Rain.
38:17No.
38:21I believe you.
38:23I believe you.
38:23I believe you.
38:25I believe you.
38:27I believe you.
38:28I believe you.
38:53I believe you.
38:53I
38:55Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Can I have one minute?
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart singing with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:37I slept with him.
40:40Mm-hmm.
40:41I slept with him.
40:42Okay?
40:43So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:45No, sure.
40:46Of course not.
40:47No.
40:48No.
40:49No.
40:50No.
40:51No.
40:52No.
40:53Oh, my God.
40:54There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of
41:11my life a living hell.
41:13Sky.
41:14Never thinking this the heart wants, but the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:25I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:32Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:39Look, it...
41:40It...
41:41It was...
41:42It was...
41:43It was a mistake.
41:45Okay?
41:46Okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
41:59Hey, Sky!
42:01Rain, go.
42:05Now, please.
42:06Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:11Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:14I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:24You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:31Hey!
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop, stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:42But ever since we started fake dating...
42:46Something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like...
42:50Cool.
42:51I get to see Skylar today.
42:52Even...
42:53Even when we're not doing anything special.
42:55Just being with you.
42:58I feel better.
42:59Like...
43:00Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:01And I started to realize maybe...
43:03This is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:06Oh my God, it worked.
43:08Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:12For real this time?
43:14What do you think?
43:27Yes.
43:28Yes?
43:29Yes.
43:30Yes, yes.
43:31It's.
43:32Yes.
43:33Yes.
43:34It's.
43:34Correct.
43:36astronomics I'm struggling?
43:38OK.
43:39Oh.
43:50Yes.
43:51Then I arrived.
43:52Yes.
43:53않을!
43:55Yes.
43:56so
44:01so
44:04look i'm i'm sorry to spring that on you
44:07again
44:09i was talking to carly and she's just such a bitch
44:17yeah uh what took you so
44:21she gave me this crazy ultimatum and i started to think about my life without you in it and i
44:28just i couldn't so besides isn't it time we gave it a shot totally great so i i guess we can go see
44:43a movie or something this weekend
44:49can i um
44:53can i kiss you
45:00oh sorry sorry i'll yeah yeah yeah that's right we can
45:12i'll see you tomorrow sky
45:31oh
45:41oh
45:43oh
45:45oh
45:49oh
45:51oh
45:53oh
45:55oh
45:57oh
45:59oh
46:13okay
46:14what's going on okay
46:16skylar go get the nurse go get the nurse
46:19Go get the nurse. Go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay. You're okay. I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:46Hey. She's alive.
46:50Here. Drink this.
46:52There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:05Um, Jesse.
47:07Jesse.
47:10I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:16No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:26No.
47:30Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:42Yeah.
47:45Yeah.
47:45Mm-hmm.
47:46Yeah.
47:46You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:53Look, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on, Rain.
48:10Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:15You owe me.
48:16Come on.
48:21Come on.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:37Uh, yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:57I can let.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:01I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about, about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I, I had no idea, and.
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:56Yeah, anything.
50:04Anything you had to give.
50:09Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:11Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jesse and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:32Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:43We don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:50No.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:57Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:03Oh.
51:04Yeah.
51:05Of course.
51:07Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know if I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:40And just, baby, I could take a risk for you.
51:46Make me, uh.
51:48Oh, oh.
51:49I see you standing there.
51:51I just want to be done again with you.
51:53Oh, baby, you're the one you want.
51:56Oh, baby, you're the one you want.
51:58And what's your life in feeling?
51:59And I don't want to do it.
52:01Oh, baby, you're the one you want.
52:02Wait, um.
52:03I feel like I should tell you I'm a virgin.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked it off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight.
52:24Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm.
52:27Yeah, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:33Don't even know, just give me a sign.
52:38Tell me what I should do to you.
52:43Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
52:50And just, baby, I could take a little risk for you.
52:56Like my moon.
52:58Oh, oh.
52:59Oh, I see.
53:03Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:16Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:19And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh.
53:22Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive.
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:27You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:46Literally.
53:47On your marks, get set, go!
53:54Ow.
53:56Woo!
53:56What a finish!
53:57Go, Skylar!
53:58Skylar!
53:59You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:16Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21Yeah.
54:21Hmm?
54:21No.
54:22No.
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