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00:00Oh, hi, Butch. Charlie's not here.
00:09I'm not here for Charlie.
00:10I just stopped by to tell you I saw Danny rolling down Crest Lake.
00:13Yeah, he's having a great time.
00:15Without the scooter.
00:17I got up in the back of my car.
00:20I'm okay, honey.
00:22Gonna take him to the emergency room. You wanna go?
00:24Not really. This is the third time this week, and I'm a little...
00:28Make sure they know he's allergic to penicillin.
00:31A little tiny bit scared to kneel.
00:42Next week on an all-new episode...
00:44I need you to take a look at something.
00:45The holidays bring many surprises.
00:48Does something look funny to you?
00:49Could the celebration go too far?
00:51I've had enough Wall Street for one night.
00:53Me too.
00:53Do you think that this is such a great idea?
00:56We were having some harmless fun.
00:57With you, it's never harmless.
01:00You wanna go first?
01:00Or will a twist of fate...
01:02That was just the doctor with the results of my blood test.
01:05...bring everyone together.
01:06I have a tumor.
01:07An unforgettable new episode of The Street, next Wednesday on Fox.
01:11Welcome home for the holidays on CBS.
01:22Cute little guy, isn't he?
01:23When the Navy rescues an abandoned baby...
01:25He has no chance in Korea.
01:27...they must travel the seas to get their baby back home by Christmas.
01:31I want to adopt Danny, sir.
01:33You're willing to give up your career for this baby?
01:35A Thousand Men and a Baby, CBS Sunday.
01:43Don and Cheech's new boss has got Cheech hung out to dry on a dirty money laundering scheme.
01:48Maybe he's jealous.
01:50Of what?
01:51Has he seen you naked?
01:52Now, can Don clean up his partner's image, or will he be all washed up?
01:55Ah, doesn't anybody have that damn money?
01:58I don't know, but we got a lot of underwear.
01:59It's an all-new Nash Bridges, CBS Next.
02:06Billy Crystal, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Darlene Love.
02:09All tonight on The Late Show.
02:10Do not start your weekend without it.
02:12After your local news, which is next.
02:15Up next, the police squad that nabbed the man believed to be New York's worst child molester.
02:20The story you'll see only on News 2.
02:22Who'd steal wreckage from TWA Flight 800?
02:25Find out why three suspects are charged.
02:27And mixed snow and rain denied, and more wintry weather for the weekend.
02:31News 2 starts in just six...
02:33Now, NBC presents the must-have gift for holiday shoppers.
02:37It's Third Rock's...
02:39Dress Me Up Hairy Doll.
02:41Because I'm a pretty man.
02:43Put Wednesday night's dapperous dresser in his dandiest duns.
02:46Wow!
02:47Find out how Harry made TV Guide's worst dress list.
02:51Yopsy!
02:52From back-to-school classics...
02:54To a night on the town.
02:55There's something for everyone.
02:57Whoa!
02:58That's muy macho.
02:59The Dress Me Up Hairy Doll.
03:01Only on Third Rock from the Sun.
03:02Wednesdays at 9, 8 Central on NBC.
03:05NBC now proudly presents this Third Rock Olympic Trivia.
03:09Harry, what are you doing?
03:11I jump.
03:12World record is nine feet.
03:14I'm going for 30.
03:18You think we should tell him?
03:19No.
03:20He's a man with a dream.
03:21Ow.
03:22Ow.
03:24As July 19th grows nearer, the countdown to America's Games continues.
03:28Only 31 days and counting until the 1996 Summer Olympics.
03:32And remember to catch Third Rock Sundays this fall on NBC.
03:36That's with Tom Rhodes at the NBC Comedy Club.
03:39I'm having a hard time working my ATM machine.
03:42Do you have that problem?
03:44It's hard to concentrate and push all those buttons.
03:46When you're trying to look crazy, snowing to mess with you while you're getting your money.
03:52Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr.
03:54I don't want nobody coming between me and my $20.
03:59Check out Comedy's Para-Parent.
04:01Mondays this fall on NBC.
04:10Hey baby, I hear the blues are calling.
04:13Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
04:16Oh my.
04:17And maybe I seem a bit confused.
04:20Well maybe.
04:21But I got you pegged.
04:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:25But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
04:30They're calling again.
04:33Frazier has left the building.
04:36Broadcast.
04:41Now NBC presents a Wings Olympic tribute.
04:45Hey Alan, platform diving's on.
04:47Yeah, come on, let's go.
04:48Woo!
04:52Oh, come on.
04:55How about degree of difficulty?
04:59As July 19...
05:04Am I right?
05:06I'm right, aren't I?
05:08Yep.
05:08You proved your point.
05:09I told you, you didn't believe me.
05:10No, it's not that I didn't believe you.
05:12It's just that I'd never seen it before.
05:14Who's the crazy one now?
05:16It's me.
05:17Want to see it again?
05:19No, please.
05:20Would you just go now?
05:21No, I can do it again.
05:22Let me do it.
05:23No, I'm very tired.
05:25It works with an egg, too.
05:26Please just go.
05:29An egg?
05:31This is next.
05:32Next week on an all-new The Street...
05:42Who's that guy?
05:43Best looking gynecologist in Manhattan.
05:46Things aren't just heating up.
05:47Jealousy sex?
05:48Is that what that was?
05:49They're on fire.
05:50No sales manager trying to be the son that her daddy never had is gonna tell me no.
05:55And the biggest surprise of them all...
05:57Hey, you!
05:57...is one with a whole new attitude.
06:00Are you calling me a tease?
06:01Wow, are you?
06:02It depends.
06:03Do you like it?
06:0490210's Jenny Garth comes to the street.
06:06She is so hot.
06:08It's stupid.
06:09Next Wednesday on...
06:10CBS Next.
06:16The Nazis didn't want anybody to find what they buried at the bottom of this lake.
06:21But 55 years later, we found it.
06:23There's writing on this board.
06:25Yes, there is.
06:26You can make it out now.
06:27Plus, where can you find Lawrence of Arabia, Henry II, and Peter O'Toole?
06:32Only on 60 Minutes 2.
06:34Next.
06:35Honey?
06:35This Wednesday night, NBC brings you face-to-face with Cyclone.
06:40Get away with the windows!
06:41Get away!
06:42Meet the men and women who risked their lives to bring you into the eye of the storm.
06:47You gotta go, buddy.
06:48It's catching us.
06:49They just issued a tornado warning for right where we are.
06:52I don't understand how one can study a phenomenon without actually experiencing it.
06:57I've always been crazy about storms, and I always will be.
06:59Strap in for a wild ride with the storm chasers on their hunt for National Geographic Cyclone.
07:06They're short.
07:07They're talented.
07:08They're furry.
07:09Mad About You proudly presents an unbiased look at the great animal acts of all time.
07:14First week's end of the artistry of Salvatore the Seal.
07:16Nice balance.
07:18Ooh, he can blow sacks.
07:19Big deal.
07:20Can Sal do this?
07:22I think not.
07:23Next, we travel to the former Soviet Union for Alexei and Lyudmila, the flying Korsakovs.
07:29Eh, boring.
07:30Let's see them top this.
07:32Unbelievable!
07:34Let's see that again in slow motion.
07:35So, there you have it.
07:37Murray is the greatest animal act of all time, and you can only see him on Mad About You.
07:42Next week, Hope and Glory returns to its rate.
07:45NBC Tuesday, catching all-new Frasier, followed by Tuesday's newest hit, Three Sisters.
07:50That really was some of your best work.
07:53I told you.
07:58I can't believe it.
08:00I've only got two hours until I call in sick for work.
08:04I have to be up in seven minutes.
08:06Well, you're not going to believe this, but if you have seven minutes.
08:12Really?
08:14You want to?
08:16Okay, you get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish.
08:19And there's a new brand of football coming.
08:27A league where players must train harder and push themselves to the extreme.
08:32Passing drill.
08:35Blocking drill.
08:39Obstacle course.
08:40Oh, and did we mention, no fair catches.
08:48The XFL on NBC.
08:51It was a good thing.
08:53Hat tune for an all-new Just Shoot Me.
08:55It's coming up next on NBC.
08:57That was totally humiliating.
09:06Chasing celebrities around?
09:08Who are we?
09:09We're shallow.
09:10Let's see who we are.
09:11Never again.
09:13Hi!
09:14I'm from Duffy Realty.
09:16Are you here to see Uma and Ethan's place?
09:21Yes, yes we are.
09:2219 million viewers have made Three Sisters an NBC Tuesday comedy hit.
09:31I got your old baby crib out of the garage.
09:33I'm going to clean it up, give it the best.
09:35Annie got stuck between the slats for like five hours.
09:37Don't you remember?
09:38We had to butter her head to get her out.
09:41You kids in here therapy.
09:42It was fun at the time.
09:43And this Tuesday, witness of birth as funny as you've ever seen.
09:47He's adorable.
09:49That's her bladder.
09:50NBC's newest comedy hit, Three Sisters.
09:53NBC Tuesday after an all-new Frasier.
09:56And wake up.
10:01Later on the Tonight Show,
10:03things really heat up with 13 Days' megastar Kevin Costner
10:07and Crouching Tiger's Michelle Yeoh.
10:09Yeah, you better watch that day.
10:11Your local news is next.
10:17You're watching NBC4, the Tri-State News Channel.
10:21And now, Chuck Scarborough, Sue Simmons, Janice Huff, and Len Berman.
10:27This is News Channel 4 at 11.
10:29This man runs into another guy with a three-legged pig, and he says,
10:34what's the story about that pig?
10:35And he says, this pig is brilliant.
10:37It speaks six different languages.
10:38It saved me.
10:39I was drowning.
10:40The pig saved me.
10:41The whole thing about this pig.
10:42And the guy says, well, how come it only has three legs?
10:44And he says, a pig like this, you don't eat all at once.
10:47What a holiday story that is, huh?
10:52Have a great day, everyone, and take a little time to enjoy the view.
10:55A presentation of ABC News.
11:00More Americans get their news from ABC News
11:02than from any other source.
11:07Tomorrow night, let's play.
11:08It's an all-new Millionaire, 9, 8 central on ABC.
11:13Top of the hour, I'm Rob Marciano, the K2 Weather Center.
11:16Clouds slow to burn off today.
11:18Same deal for tomorrow.
11:19How about the weekend?
11:19We'll talk about that, too.
11:20K2 News at 11.
11:21A presentation of ABC News.
11:24More Americans get their news from ABC News
11:27than from any other source.
11:31She's the talk of Hollywood.
11:33And tomorrow, Penelope Cruz comes to Good Morning America.
11:37This is Rob Marciano, the K2 Weather Center.
11:40Temperatures today well below normal because of cloud cover.
11:43What's in store for tomorrow and beyond?
11:44Your forecast is coming up on K2 News at 11.
11:48Sunday night, let's play.
11:49It's an all-new Millionaire, 9, 8 central.
11:51This is Rob Marciano, the K2 Weather Center.
11:56The morning clouds gave way to some sunshine,
11:58but more clouds are on the way tonight.
12:00Your complete weekend forecast is coming up on K2 News at 11.
12:04Anything more challenging than being married...
12:07When was the last time we even had sex?
12:08Yesterday.
12:09Oh, wait, it wasn't you.
12:10...is being married and working together.
12:13You've suffered a head injury that I don't know about.
12:15Meet two partners in love...
12:17You think we're just going to fool around now?
12:19I was hoping.
12:20Okay.
12:20...who become partners-in-law.
12:22No punching out the FedEx guy just because he sometimes calls me senorita sexy pants.
12:27Work with me.
12:28He calls you that?
12:29When I wear my sexy pants, yes.
12:30A new comedy coming to CBS Wednesday this fall.
12:33Tonight, Dave gets some frank answers from Kathie Lee Gifford when she comes back to the Late Show after a long time away.
12:41Plus, tonight's top ten after your local news.
12:44Up next on Channel 6 News, scores of people find themselves out in the street, all in an effort to keep it from changing.
12:50We'll have a live report.
12:52Drugs going along for the ride on American Airlines planes.
12:56We'll have the latest on the FBI's big bust.
13:00Plus, find out why one man says he had a very good reason for leading police on a high-speed chase.
13:05Channel 6 News starts right now.
13:07NBC Sunday's Real Families Have Discovered the Power of American Dreams.
13:12The relationship between Jack and J.J., they could have wrote the show about us.
13:16And, of course, that wonderful scene at the football game.
13:18J.J. does that play that his dad tells him about.
13:21Go, J.J.!
13:22He looks up in the stand, he's like, you know what, Dad, I did that for you.
13:25In that moment, J.J., it's Jack's here.
13:28You're number one in Dad's eyes.
13:29That's all that really matters.
13:31In my family, all my kids.
13:32At number one, American Dreams, NBC Sundays.
13:43Later, on The Tonight Show, J. exchanges platitudes with Sylvia's Gwyneth Paltrow.
13:49Plus, tunes from Alicia Keys' Diary.
13:51And now, we're in the heck of Kip and Kim.
13:54Your local news is next.
13:54Tonight, the verdict is in for a trucker accused of killing four people while driving drunk.
14:03A hundred workers in four counties have learned they won't be getting paid for an entire month.
14:08They just...
14:08Next Tuesday.
14:17A kid is missing.
14:17At 9, 8 Central.
14:18There is only so much.
14:20One hour of blue gives you a lot.
14:23Two hours of blue gives you so much more.
14:26That's the only way I'm going to do it.
14:27I don't know where he is!
14:29The two-hour NYPD Blue Season finale is next Tuesday on NBC.
14:34Viewer discretion advised.
14:36We're going to tell you how to make your children's backyard play sets safer and couples turn up the heat while out on the town.
14:42The news is next.
14:46Need a cure for the...
14:47Santana Wednesday.
14:54Are the Simpsons going to prison?
14:55I'd like to represent myself.
14:58Drunken hicks of the jury.
15:00The Simpsons.
15:02Then, the concert event in the summer.
15:05Santana.
15:06In its first television special, performing hits from the album that's won nine Grammys.
15:10With Everlast, Dave Matthews, Sarah McLaughlin, Bob Thomas, and more.
15:16A Supernatural Evening with...
15:18It all starts at 8, 7 Central.
15:21Fox Santana Wednesday.
15:23Now...
15:23The press is calling once and again the best show of the new season.
15:30I caught your father and my mother at my house.
15:33Again.
15:34You caught them?
15:35And again.
15:36What message have I given it?
15:37And again.
15:39You're slut.
15:41Seal Award.
15:42Billy Campbell.
15:43What will we do with each other for a whole evening?
15:45Beautifully acted.
15:46We'd have to think really hard about that.
15:49Over 22 million viewers made this the season's biggest new hit.
15:53ABC's Once It Again, Tuesday, 10, 9 Central.
15:56Winning at Indy is no different than winning at other sports.
16:02It's all in how you drive.
16:05The world's greatest drivers take to the brickyard for the greatest spectacle in racing.
16:10A Memorial Day weekend tradition.
16:12The union for a five-year period.
16:14Sunday morning at 11, Eastern and 8 Pacific on ABC.
16:18Sunday, February 14, Stephen King, Storm of the Century.
16:28Thanks for watching ABC.
16:31Stay tuned now for your late local news.
16:34I'm the next NYPD Blue.
16:37I'm releasing you from custody.
16:38This case is back to an open homicide.
16:40The DA squad is looking to take it over.
16:42They call and ask you for your phone.
16:43No one goes near that thing other than me or Junior.
16:46I'm taking this case a little personal.
16:48You came here to blame me.
16:49Were you not there?
16:50Was that a cardboard cutout of Annie Sipwitz in that room?
16:53I was there.
16:54Because I'm not holding a bag on this.
16:56I'm Ederald and Stroud Hill.
16:57Finally, so much needed rain.
16:58I'm still watching this low parked off of the coast.
17:00Find out how much more rain we get tomorrow.
17:02That's next.
17:04What's so special about ABC Saturday Night?
17:10Big stars, big producers.
17:12First, Eric Roberts, D.B. Sweeney, Angie Harmon, C-16,
17:17and James Remar, Jim Belushi, Stephen Botko's Total Security,
17:21TV's toughest critics, Carl and Leon Host.
17:24ABC Saturday Night specials.
17:25Caused painful decisions.
17:27Who's got to go?
17:27A mother could ever make.
17:29I did the unforgivable.
17:31ABC presents the story of a woman.
17:33I'm your mother.
17:34Determined to make things right.
17:36Can't you give me a chance to be the mother that you need now?
17:39Diana Ross, Brandi, Double Platinum,
17:41an ABC Premiere Movie event, Sunday, May 16th.
17:45Gold Rockbuster movie.
17:46What could be cooler?
17:47Starring with Diana Ross in an ABC Premiere Movie event.
17:51I trusted you and you lied to me.
17:53About discovering who you really are.
17:55It's been very painful for me, too.
17:56Painful?
17:57You don't have any idea.
17:58Diana Ross, Brandi, Double Platinum,
18:01ABC Sunday, May 16th.
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