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Hopelessly stuck in a dead-end job and forced to move in with his disapproving mother-in-law, Eddie Mathews sets out to | dG1fd1BCODF3a2JhQVU
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00:00As we've told you multiple times, some things do not belong in show-and-tell.
00:06I've been looking for that.
00:10I just want to be a filmmaker so bad.
00:13Don't actually hit Joe with the bat.
00:14Wait, wait, wait, you have to tell him that?
00:16Action!
00:17Eddie, I can't see anything in his mask.
00:20And I do have a voice worth hearing.
00:22But my wife's pregnant. I moved in with my mother-in-law.
00:25The Academy doesn't give out Oscars to nimwits.
00:28I could take a bath with a toaster.
00:30Please. It's been chaos ever since they moved in.
00:34What's wrong?
00:38I'll throw your ass right out.
00:40Are we going to take that?
00:43She means well.
00:45Money problems? Again?
00:47I got some ideas.
00:51Eddie?
00:52Action!
00:56We're going to California?
00:58Do I need to, like, have a passport?
01:01Or...
01:01It's been too long since I have heard this song...
01:04I like Hollywood.
01:06I'm one of the stars.
01:07Well, that's great.
01:08Just so you know, stars don't usually put their names on the front of their jersey.
01:13Uh, my mom got it for me.
01:15I don't care.
01:17Awesome!
01:17You sold the van!
01:19No, no, no, baby! There's a real machete!
01:23I'm worried about you.
01:25You threw a machete at him.
01:27I missed.
01:30Eddie is focused.
01:32He's a dreamer.
01:33But that's the best part about him.
01:35I would hit it.
01:40I mean, obviously.
01:42Nobody knows anything until they do.
01:44That's the game.
01:46When are you going to grow up?
01:47You're not killing me.
01:49I'm the killer.
01:51Didn't you ever have dreams?
01:57Oh, can you get me my new breast pump?
01:59Oh, can you get me my new breast pump?
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