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The Guardians of Gondwa must restore balance to their home before it's too late. In this grand conclusion to the trilogy | dG1fZHVjbXROdEt6WjA
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00:00You
00:30Hey, you there!
00:32Yes, you!
00:34Wowee, that was quite a performance there!
00:38Would you say you're struggling as a mid-tier?
00:41Well, uh, yeah.
00:43By the looks of things, even critters give you a run for your marks, huh?
00:47I mean, it's just that...
00:49Still awaiting some much-needed TLC, aren't you?
00:52Well, okay, you got me there.
00:55Well, boy oh boy, do we have the solution for you!
00:59Join the Albino Alliance today!
01:05That's right!
01:06The Albino Alliance has finally made landfall in Condua, and we're here to help!
01:12Since our arrival, we've been actively looking for capable mids and subs like you to aid in our expansion!
01:20Huh.
01:21Well, uh...
01:23Well, okay, what about these stupid speedy low-tiers?
01:27Can you guys help out with that?
01:28Ha ha ha!
01:29Can't even handle a few juvies!
01:31Not a problem!
01:32Oh, wow!
01:33Sky vomit spam calling!
01:34No way!
01:35A thing of the past!
01:36Yes!
01:37All this and more can be yours!
01:38Wow!
01:39This all sounds too good to be true!
01:41Only it's not!
01:42And all you have to do is swear fealty to our cause and serve our ruler unwaveringly!
01:47Wait a minute, what?
01:48I...
01:49I...
01:50Uh...
01:51I'm...
01:52I'm not really sure...
01:53I...
01:54Uh...
01:55Oh, fear not!
01:56You can trust us!
01:57We will ensure balance!
01:58Plentiful resources!
01:59And...
02:00A better future for all!
02:01Wow!
02:02I feel the same, but scat, don't I look cooler!
02:03And under the guidance of our all-good and all-knowing leader, the only way for Gondwa, from here, is all!
02:10Up!
02:40Of course!
03:10You
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