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00:00It's tough for me to go without Fitz when I'm watching a Warrior game.
00:03Well, I told you to, all you gotta do is go to Macy's or somewhere and get you something nice.
00:07What are you talking about?
00:08You said Fitz.
00:09Bob Fitzgerald.
00:11Now, back to Stiney and Guru on 95.7 The Game.
00:16Alright, it's the crossover, it's Friday, and that means we're sponsored by Atco Pest Control.
00:22Coming up in 10 minutes, the What's Bugging You segment.
00:25Let's welcome in Dibs and Willard.
00:27The fellas!
00:27How you doing, guys?
00:28We're in good mood.
00:29Yeah, what's going on?
00:30Why wouldn't you be?
00:31Well, you're right.
00:32First of all, you're about to get out of here for your weekend.
00:35Yeah.
00:35You better be in a good mood.
00:37But we're also talking about things outside of the radio, and Dibs, I saw you.
00:41The listeners don't know this.
00:42We had a former boss, and when he left, he had a roast.
00:45So I've seen you and Stiney on the mic in front of a packed room.
00:50And we're just talking about acting and comedy, and I don't know why I'm intrigued by, you know, that stuff.
00:56And we were having fun.
00:57We just role-played.
00:58It was bad, but some people liked it.
00:59Oh, I missed it.
01:00Yeah.
01:00Darn it.
01:01Stellar.
01:01Stellar.
01:01I had a fire guru.
01:03Yeah, yeah.
01:03Oh, why?
01:05Well, he's the cause or?
01:07For cause, yes.
01:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08And he kept it saying, what did I do?
01:11And I said, you know what you've done?
01:14And he said, I don't know what I've done.
01:16And then I just said, you stole that car.
01:18And I said, I'm calling him, AACP, you'll hear from him.
01:22Oh, my God, I missed that.
01:23We all don't know.
01:24It wasn't.
01:25It was a mess.
01:26Have you ever fired anyone?
01:27I know you've been fired.
01:29No.
01:29And you and I got fired about seven weeks apart.
01:33I'm laughing with you.
01:34I don't think I've ever fired anybody.
01:36Have you ever been someone's boss?
01:38No.
01:39I don't think I've ever been a boss.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Have you ever been a boss?
01:42No, I've been a coach and I've had to cut people.
01:46That's very similar.
01:48The closest I've been is I've had to stand my ground to a student.
01:52You got an F.
01:53Oh.
01:54You cheated on your exams or whatever.
01:57Oh, boy, yeah.
01:57And like, no, I'm not letting you talk your way out of it.
02:00Will, real quick, as much as you can say.
02:02How did you know they cheated?
02:05Well, like, when did you say I got you?
02:08Well, okay, so this is on the very, very front edge of anything that's sort of like chat GPT related.
02:15Oh, there it is.
02:16But this is a big thing in education now, which is there's a conversation about whether or not you can even fight it or to what level you should allow students to work with it because it's the equivalent of having a calculator doing your math.
02:31It's like, it's here.
02:34You're going to be able to use it going forward.
02:36All of that stuff, right?
02:38So, anyway, this is kind of on the front edge of it.
02:40And I used to, if someone turned in an essay and I was like, that's not your writing.
02:46Oh, wow.
02:47But you are profiling without profiling.
02:49I know you have been reading your writing all semester and that's not your writing.
02:55And so I would just cut and paste a paragraph and stick it into Google.
02:58That's incredible, man.
02:59And if it shows up.
03:00Oh, man.
03:01In some sort of other.
03:02We got a problem.
03:03Yeah.
03:04So, anyway, that was how you find them.
03:08But, Dibs, I've never been a boss, so I ain't fired anybody.
03:10Yeah, me either.
03:11Me either.
03:11But as a coach, when you have to actually make cuts, and I did high school coaching for a long, long time.
03:17And what I was taught early on is you don't just put the list on the board and say, oh, check your name at 315.
03:24You talk to people.
03:25And so, you know, you have to talk to people.
03:27And you talk to young people who, you know, they've worked hard and it's like, I want to make this team.
03:31And you're not going to make this team.
03:33So, I mean, that's a little bit easier than, you know, you getting fired from a job.
03:38And I know you've been fired.
03:40And I think Mark's been fired.
03:41I was wrongfully fired.
03:43I got some bread for it.
03:44Okay.
03:45Yeah.
03:45Good.
03:46I mean.
03:46EEOC.
03:47I don't think that I was wrongfully fired either time, but both companies rehired me within a year.
03:53So, it just was one of those things where it's kind of like when you are, I don't know, Adrian Martinez.
04:00Like, I don't know if he's the guy.
04:01You're getting cut, but we're going to bring you back on the practice squad, and then he gets cut again, and now he's a New York Jet.
04:07So, whatever.
04:08That's more like my journey, I think.
04:11Yeah, I can honestly say I deserve to get fired.
04:14I get mad at you after the 11 months.
04:17More so than I did.
04:18That was a good show.
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:19Which one?
04:20Him and O'Connell.
04:21No, I used to listen to it at my college job for two hours.
04:25Hold up.
04:25It wasn't very good.
04:26Have any of you ever been fired from something not radio?
04:29Oh, yes.
04:30Oh, God, yes.
04:31Okay.
04:32What?
04:33Fairfax Theater, 1986.
04:35It was a very stormy night, and the assistant manager, Doug Dinellon, asked me to change the marquee from Gremlins to The Muppets Take Manhattan.
04:45And it is pouring rain.
04:46And, little known fact, he's the assistant manager, and the manager was possibly having relations with my brother.
04:55Oh.
04:56Oh, man.
04:56So, I said to the assistant manager, I said, first of all, blank you.
05:02I'm not going up there in the rain and changing your blank and marquee.
05:06I'm like MC Hammer, can't touch this.
05:08That's a three.
05:09You go ahead and change it on your own, Doug, because I'm going home.
05:13I don't have an umbrella.
05:14I don't have a slicker.
05:16I don't have rain pants.
05:18So, yeah, Gremlins is going to have to sit up there for one more night.
05:21And I'm sorry, Kermit and Miss Piggy.
05:24You're going to have to wait because my blank is out of here.
05:26Wow, man.
05:27So, I go home thinking, yeah, I'm that guy.
05:30I'm that mother jobber.
05:32So, I get home.
05:33And the next day, I show up at, you know, whatever, 3.15 for my $3 an hour job.
05:37And the manager is there with the assistant manager.
05:40I'm like, hey, how you doing?
05:42And I won't mention her name because I've already impugned her with what she may or may not have been doing.
05:47She said, did you tell Doug that you wouldn't, you know, so-and-so?
05:52And did you tell him to blankety-blank?
05:54And I said, yeah.
05:57You're fired.
05:59Go on.
05:59No more free popcorn.
06:01No more stealing junior mints from the case.
06:05No more free movies.
06:07Your boy was gone.
06:08Luckily, I'd seen Gremlins nine times over the past eight days.
06:12Shocking that Dan Dibley's mouth got him in trouble.
06:14I thought that I was untouchable.
06:17I didn't know that it would, like, go that way.
06:19Steve Kerr held a press conference five minutes later and said,
06:21it turns out Dan is not that mother.
06:24No, no.
06:25I was not.
06:25He was not that mother.
06:27I worked at Tidewater Associates my first job.
06:29This is so good.
06:30And I was a janitor.
06:31Remember the Mormon League that I played for?
06:33Shout out to the Danes family.
06:35And at night I needed a radio.
06:36I didn't have one.
06:37And I'd go in a certain person's office, Willard, and help myself to the radio.
06:41And I was mopping.
06:43And the radio fell, broke.
06:45And I was 16, 17.
06:48Tried to put it back together and left it in there.
06:51Come back to work the next day.
06:52Mr. Danes says, can I see you in my office?
06:55Just had my last check.
06:57Nothing needed to be said.
06:59I just looked like, you know, it was me.
07:01And that was it.
07:01So I got fired in.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:04I mean, but you dodged so many bullets when you were a caller.
07:06Like, and you're supposed to be working.
07:08And I heard this yesterday.
07:09You're like, yeah, I'd go to pay phones.
07:11And I'd be on hold in Dallas.
07:13You're deviating.
07:14No, I'm not.
07:15I'm in the restroom.
07:16They called.
07:17Dude, we worked at the slave ship, man.
07:19Pack bail.
07:20You had to answer the calls.
07:21And they knew if you were off.
07:22Pete.
07:23Pete.
07:25Donnie, tell us about your firing.
07:26Well, I'm looking to see if I can get this Anthony Edwards stuff confirmed about his status
07:33tonight.
07:34He was questionable.
07:35Oh, you're over here working?
07:36Last time.
07:36It's a crosshine.
07:37I've never been fired.
07:39Let your hair down.
07:40I've never been fired from, like, a job like that.
07:42Oh, okay.
07:43I was this radio.
07:44I would say the radio.
07:45Nope.
07:46He proud.
07:47You've got to understand, I'm like a goody-toosh.
07:50I was like a goody-toosh.
07:51Anthony Slater confirms Ant is out.
07:53Okay.
07:54That's great.
07:54Okay.
07:55Steve Kerr hates that.
07:58He does.
07:59He does.
08:00He told us.
08:00I'll take that with Steph Curry coming back tonight, though.
08:03So am I.
08:03I'm just telling you that Steve says he hates it.
08:06Because now everybody does the exact same thing that the four of us just did.
08:10You go, ah.
08:11And the second thing is, oh, we got this, but I've got to be careful.
08:15And they also know that Daryl the Guru Johnson is going to be pissed on Monday if they lose.
08:24Oh, no, that's been the Indiana center, so we got it.
08:27Yeah.
08:28That's in Milwaukee.
08:29Like, you're going to be on.
08:31I hate watching like that, man.
08:33Niners will win by 30, and you will be pissed when you get in on Monday morning.
08:38What's up with your guys?
08:39What's wrong with it?
08:39Why is he out, if I can ask?
08:42Um, probably an ankle.
08:43I don't know.
08:44I don't feel like it.
08:45Wow.
08:45I have no idea.
08:46The league, man.
08:47Did you see Finchie while he's been here?
08:49I didn't see.
08:50Huh.
08:50Eh.
08:51Trouble in paradise?
08:53I was just asking.
08:54How do you not see your guys?
08:56You know what?
08:56I don't know.
08:57I don't know.
08:58Maybe I'll find out tonight.
09:00What's going on?
09:01Guru, since you're the emotional leader of all Warrior fandom and Bay Area sports fandom,
09:08you should hear this.
09:09Maybe you've already heard it.
09:10Did you hear what the Celtics owner said earlier this week?
09:13No.
09:13Uh, compared directly, basically, Warriors fans and Celtics fans.
09:19Uh, do you guys have this?
09:20Oh, this is wow.
09:20Grandy, fire away on this.
09:22If you don't live here or you didn't grow up here, I don't think people understand.
09:25Like, I've spent a lot of time in California and the Warriors are great.
09:28I don't like the Warriors, but the Warriors, for people that live there, are great.
09:32And, but, and they've been very successful.
09:34But, you know, people go to the game, they go home and they have their dinner and they,
09:37you know, they, Warriors win, lose.
09:38You know, it's fine.
09:39You got other things.
09:39You go to the beach, you know, do whatever.
09:41Go to the, go up to Tahoe, Celtics lose and people are like depressed, you know, Friday.
09:46I was like, I just can't wait for Sunday now because, you know, that was tough.
09:49And like people, like it's different.
09:51People really internalize it here.
09:53Okay.
09:54So that was, uh, so bothersome.
09:56That's Bill Chisholm.
09:57And that's from the white noise podcast, which involves Derek white who plays, um, the immediate
10:05follow-up to that comment, um, whoever he's talking to was like, that's what makes it.
10:11So magical here.
10:12I was wondering what, like, how's that, how's that grab?
10:15No, seriously.
10:16It hurts.
10:18And it makes me feel like he thinks we think about our hoops, like we're known for college
10:22football, which I had a problem with.
10:24And I'm wondering why that is weak sauce.
10:27And I can't make him think any different, but now which Draymond would go on a pod and
10:32respond to that.
10:33But that's not what I know it to be life.
10:36Dibs is real out here.
10:37When it comes to the dubs, we had our down times we've supported.
10:41We got that reeked of jealousy.
10:44You can't, what are you talking from?
10:46The Celtics.
10:47Yeah.
10:47From what?
10:48Dibs, what do you mean?
10:49Oh yeah, they've had success.
10:50But, well, let me.
10:52That's hating on the Bay.
10:53Wait.
10:54People care here.
10:55Do you not?
10:56Okay.
10:56So you reject the premise.
10:58Yeah.
10:58No.
10:59When it comes to basketball, football, you can give me college football out here.
11:04I'll give you that.
11:04But I don't like that for Hoop.
11:06I'm being real.
11:07I disagree.
11:09That's reeked of jealousy in us beating them when we beat them in 2022.
11:13You reject, Dibs, Dining, you guys reject the premise?
11:16We're not for the Warriors?
11:17I accept the premise, but what I look at it as, it's pathetic for Boston.
11:23It's pathetic.
11:24And look at the Eagles.
11:26And I think you shared this earlier on our show thread about the Eagle reporter.
11:30It might have been Grandier Lucas, but there's an Eagle reporter saying,
11:33One more start for Jalen.
11:35That's it.
11:36He gets one more chance, and then that's it.
11:38What kind of a moron are you?
11:41The guy just won the Super Bowl, and yeah, they're going through hard times.
11:44I still believe you're winning the division.
11:45So, for me, I look at a comment like that, and I look at a tweet like the one I just referenced,
11:51and that's pathetic.
11:53You're doing it wrong.
11:54And you're doing it wrong because you are so desperate because you have nothing else.
11:59And yeah, we have Tahoe.
12:00We have the mountains.
12:01We have the beach.
12:02We have rivers.
12:03We have bays.
12:04We have other things.
12:05It doesn't mean that we're not passionate for our teams.
12:08What it means is that you are crazy people.
12:12That's what I think.
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12:24I need you to ad-lib here, Mark.
12:26Okay.
12:26Can I add one more nugget?
12:27Of course you can.
12:28The amenities that we have in the Bay don't help me when I'm down in the dump when my teams lose.
12:35So, that might – he said it like, oh, you could go wine, sip, and do that.
12:38That don't help.
12:39I can't even make love when the teams lose.
12:41That's where I'm at.
12:42Like, I'm – that's your day.
12:43I got problems.
12:44Hold on a second.
12:45Hold on a second.
12:45Do that one more.
12:46I'm tired of getting pushed around.
12:50I'm tired of getting pushed around.
12:50It controls my mood.
12:52It controls my ass.
12:52Yeah, I ain't going to Tahoe making me feel any better if my team ain't winning.
12:56Whatever happened to chew it and do it.
12:58This team over here – I'm going to call time out here for a second.
13:01Let's go out there and take the Celtics ass.
13:04Like, I mean, with – wait, wait, wait.
13:08Sex, man.
13:08That stuff don't help me when I'm hurt about the sport, Stiney.
13:11That's what I'm saying.
13:13Do you get depressed when they lose?
13:15Like, depressed.
13:17It depends.
13:18Yeah, it's a darkness.
13:20Well, there's also extenuating circumstances to what happens –
13:24Well, it's not gambling.
13:25What happens when a team that he likes loses?
13:28What are the ramifications financially?
13:31No, it's not – no, Willard.
13:32But I'm sitting like – I think it's adorable that you're answering for him now.
13:36Yeah, that don't help me.
13:38That was absolutely engaging.
13:41So here's the thing I would say.
13:42Like, okay, I'll just compare the 49ers and Eagles.
13:46Like, Shasky's is like any Eagles fan.
13:49You know what I mean?
13:49Like, knows the game, criticizes, doesn't – you know, they're like Shasky.
13:56But there's something about back east where it's more consuming.
13:59Like, my mom pays attention to the Eagles.
14:04And, like, she would even say, Maddie, we got trouble with Jalen Hurts.
14:09Like, there's more of that.
14:11I get that.
14:12For sure.
14:13Like, it's more kind of in the fabric of everything.
14:15It's unavoidable.
14:16But I'm curious kind of where we fall on, like, what Dibs just said.
14:21And so, in other words, like, Guru, you listen to what that guy Bill Chisholm just said.
14:26And that would hurt.
14:27You took offense.
14:28Yeah, no doubt.
14:29Because we've translated this idea to mean that in the east coast, they're better fans.
14:36That is – that is it.
14:38Maybe we are.
14:39Maybe we're better fans.
14:42I didn't know – like, let me throw that out there just for consumption for a second.
14:48Like, I'm not mad at you at all.
14:49Why does – I'm more pissed than you are when my team loses.
14:55Why does that make you a better fan?
14:57I guess because they're saying it hurts more.
14:59I'm more in it than you are.
15:01Yeah, more invested, more knowledgeable, more passionate.
15:06It's more meaningful to me.
15:09And is that good?
15:12So, what's meaningful to me –
15:13It means you're a better fan.
15:14Yes, I think it does.
15:16Under the definition of fan and what we think of it.
15:19Okay.
15:19I think that's considered better.
15:21Yeah, I disagree.
15:22I mean, I look at a game where you're down nine, you go for two, you don't get it, and you leave.
15:27Eagle fan, you leave.
15:30You leave the building because you're so upset and you give up on your team.
15:34You're down nine, you don't get the deuce.
15:37Now you're still down nine, and you leave.
15:39But I'm leaving because I'm really mad, and that makes me a better fan.
15:43No, you're a fraud.
15:44But you're Philadelphia Eagles.
15:47That's a four.
15:49Good timing, Dibs.
15:50I'm putting my name on it, and you can pivot, and I've said two or three things.
15:54Stand on it.
15:55No, I love it.
15:55I stand on it.
15:56I stand on what I say.
15:57They're not better.
15:58They're more fraudulent.
15:59And what they did to Montana and Shasky, I'll never forget.
16:02Embarrassing.
16:03It felt like Mississippi burning.
16:04And there's a reason why they've only won four titles in the major sports in 45 years,
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16:35Have you ever heard someone say to you that you're never more than a few inches away from
16:38a spider at any given time?
16:39I have heard that.
16:41I have heard that.
16:42I don't care what time of year it is.
16:43Right now, there are spiders inches away from you.
16:47They don't scare me.
16:48Me either.
16:48But rats and mice are just possums, raccoons.
16:51My daughter called me into her room last week to get a spider that was a quarter of the
16:57size of a fingernail.
16:58And I'm looking at her like, are you kidding me?
17:00That's not what's bugging you.
17:02So go ahead.
17:03Someone else can go first.
17:05Oh, yeah, Stiney.
17:05You want me to go first?
17:07I'll go real quick.
17:08Go ahead.
17:10Goo, I found something out about you.
17:12Oh, my gosh.
17:14So remember about...
17:16Remember these NDAs?
17:17Two or three...
17:18Yeah, be careful.
17:18Two or three years ago when you were on that kick with the water and you brought a big jug
17:24of water in.
17:25Yeah.
17:26And then I hit it.
17:27I've never got mad at you like that.
17:28He got upset and we're like...
17:30Black folks don't play like that.
17:31Yeah, and you said that we don't do that.
17:33And I was just playing a joke on him, took his big bottle, put it in the shelf.
17:36But let it go forever.
17:38Like, I needed my water.
17:40Whatever.
17:40Kept the joke on for a couple hours.
17:42He wasn't happy.
17:43I know you're taking my pens.
17:47Wow.
17:49That is...
17:49I have...
17:50I have...
17:5290 wow, man.
17:56I don't know what to say.
17:57The game face, man.
17:58I wish...
17:59I wish everyone...
18:00Dude, if I could turn red, it's red now, baby.
18:03Exactly.
18:04The look on your face was incredible.
18:06That was the guiltiest thing I've ever had.
18:07The last time...
18:08It was this week I go, this dude's not counting them at all.
18:12You know what?
18:13I'm going to bring you some pens Monday, baby.
18:15Don't.
18:16I'm embarrassed.
18:17You won't bring the right kind.
18:17But when did you know?
18:18Are you taking his pens?
18:20No.
18:20What?
18:21If I leave mine somewhere...
18:23He's got 90, so I just grabbed one thinking he won't miss it.
18:29I'm going to be honest.
18:30He is not amused right now.
18:31I'm hurt that you figured it out.
18:32I'm going to go into my backpack because I...
18:34You haven't had to tell him.
18:35I follow goo in the spot, and occasionally there'll be a pen there that I'll use, and I'll just
18:39put the pen in my backpack.
18:40So, I'm going to go in my backpack and pull out my pen, Stiney, and if there are any pens
18:46that are yours, I'm going to give them back to you because I've never seen you this flummoxed
18:51And I'm hurt.
18:52over a writing implement.
18:53I'm hurt.
18:54You're hurt.
18:54Yeah, when did you know, though?
18:57Like, be honest.
18:58When did you say?
18:58Things have been adding up.
19:00Oh, I should say subtracting.
19:03It was like, Joe's ball.
19:04Dude, I didn't know where he was going in our usual suspects at all.
19:08That's it, Dems.
19:09That's it.
19:10No.
19:10I can't remember if, I want to say, you weren't here and Grandy was doing the...
19:17Uh-oh.
19:18And Grandy, like, holds up four of my pens over there.
19:22Wait, what did I do?
19:23Was that you, Grandy, who came, you were in the studio and you're like, what?
19:26Are these your pens?
19:28No, Mike.
19:29You didn't take them, but, like, you discovered pens over there?
19:32Maybe?
19:33I don't know.
19:33I don't remember that.
19:34It was me, I believe.
19:35Yeah.
19:35I thought it was somebody.
19:36It's funny that you never looked all the way over there, it being four feet from you.
19:41Man.
19:41No, it was the computer was...
19:43Oh, man.
19:44Yeah.
19:44It's not what's blocking you.
19:45I got you at the cafeteria, baby.
19:47Oh, boy.
19:48But you noticed.
19:48Goo has not.
19:50Wow.
19:50I mean, I'm there alone.
19:52It's me and a hundred pens.
19:52How long has it been going on?
19:55This just started.
19:56The last two weeks, Daddy.
19:58I don't know.
19:58I got you for about three.
19:59How long?
20:00You got me for more than three.
20:02About three.
20:02I'll tell you what.
20:03I know this.
20:04I know this because I actually have some singles now.
20:07I never have...
20:09I never don't have a background.
20:10Little Daryl was in the car with me getting out.
20:11And I'm sitting with only one green right now and one sky blue.
20:15Little Daryl goes, Dad, I need a pen.
20:17I go, I got you, son.
20:18He's getting out the car.
20:20I said, I got you.
20:21Mark Millen is clearly having a cardiac arrest in the club.
20:24I'm embarrassed, truly.
20:25I am.
20:26I don't get embarrassed much.
20:27I didn't know where you were going.
20:28I had a spin drift coming out of my nose right now.
20:30How did he...
20:30But, Dibs, you saw all these pens collected.
20:33Yeah.
20:33Yeah.
20:34And, I mean, yeah.
20:35The pen collector.
20:36That's right.
20:37Oh, man.
20:37Well, I mean, tough to follow that.
20:40Yeah, that's pretty good.
20:41What's bugging me, and Mark and I talked about it before, it's tipping.
20:45Not that I don't tip.
20:46I tip very well.
20:48When it's appropriate, if I go to your cafe and you use tongs to grab a croissant and then
20:54put it in a paper bag and you give it to me, you don't get a buck.
20:57Wow.
20:58You don't get 80 cents, you don't get a buck and a quarter, you don't get 15%.
21:02You use tongs to grab a pastry and put it in a paper bag.
21:08Tipping has gotten out of control.
21:10If you are a server, you get tipped.
21:12If you're at the car wash, you get tipped.
21:14If you happen to be doing a haircut, and I haven't had a haircut in five years, you get
21:19a tip.
21:20But if you are doing something that is part of your job, you don't get a tip.
21:25Tipping is out of control.
21:27I've learned my lesson.
21:28Put your jar away.
21:29But wow.
21:29Tell them dibs.
21:30How about valet?
21:31You get a tip.
21:32No, you got a tip.
21:32That's activity.
21:33Yeah.
21:34That's activity.
21:35Yeah.
21:35You're going to jog over and get my car for me, you get a tip.
21:38Valet, that is the car version of turning around at a restaurant and getting a bottle out
21:44of a cooler.
21:44Well, what if your car's down yonder?
21:46You got to go get it.
21:46You got to keep going to get it.
21:48I'm not saying I don't tip the valet.
21:49All right.
21:50Okay.
21:50I'm saying that I don't like the entire idea of valet.
21:55This is a creative industry.
21:57You steal all the parking spots and then you charge us for them and you need a tip to get
22:03what about when they get the car and you got to walk by the car to get to the...
22:07I'm like, my car is right there.
22:09That's really good.
22:10Just give me my keys and I'll leave.
22:12Valet has to have running shoes on and he's going like more than 100 yards and he or she
22:17is running.
22:18You get a tip.
22:18And there are certain situations, like sometimes if you go to a private party at a weird spot
22:23in Thales or in a big city where there's...
22:26I get that.
22:27But when you go to a restaurant or a casino, 878 parking spots, I'm like, I don't need you
22:36to do this.
22:37And my car's right there.
22:39I can see it.
22:40Coat check.
22:41So I take off my coat, you put it on a hanger and now you get a tip because I want my coat
22:46back?
22:47Fine.
22:48Anyway.
22:48That's great.
22:49People calling me Penn Griffey.
22:51That's strong.
22:53You get to stay to the end.
22:55I don't have a good one today.
22:56I'm in a good mood.
22:57I just am annoyed.
22:58I don't want to make this about fantasy football.
23:01I'd like to make it about real football.
23:03But coaches, they've got to be trolling by now.
23:07I don't like...
23:08Listen, if you want to do a running back system, then do a running back system.
23:12The Rams are doing it now.
23:14Have two guys.
23:15Have three guys.
23:17Here's what I don't like.
23:18We've got one guy and he moves us all the way down the field.
23:22But when we get to the five, then we've got that guy.
23:24It's just...
23:25It's stupid.
23:27Yes.
23:27Let Bucky Irving eat.
23:29Man.
23:29I'm moving on.
23:30Go ahead.
23:30Stiney, I came in today.
23:32Tell the people I'm not lying.
23:33Look at that jacket.
23:34You look like Han Solo.
23:36You look great.
23:36It's Generations Healthcare.
23:37No, but it looks great.
23:39It looks great.
23:39Generations Healthcare.
23:40Oh, okay.
23:41The structure of the jacket is nice.
23:43So I said, this is personal.
23:44My what's bugging you is not about you, but you're in it.
23:48Listen, guys.
23:49I'm no expert, shocker, in any subject.
23:52But I watch a whole hell of a lot of college football.
23:55And I've got to tell you, I just don't like that James Madison and Tulane are in the college playoffs.
24:01And a team like Notre Dame and others are out.
24:05I did.
24:05It's just the core essence of me being a fan.
24:08I get why they're...
24:09They've got to fix that.
24:11Because those are not the...
24:12They don't belong.
24:14Stiney, they're good.
24:14I watched them.
24:16Notre Dame should be playing.
24:19Help me out, Izzy.
24:20He laughed.
24:21Wow, he laughed.
24:21Yeah, he laughed.
24:22He laughed.
24:22But you get my drift.
24:24But you took his pens.
24:25And then you took his joy.
24:27Wait a minute.
24:28Wait a minute.
24:29This power five thing, whatever's going on.
24:31Have you always had a problem when North Carolina A&T is the 16th seed in the college basketball championship?
24:37Well, I felt like that was different.
24:40Why?
24:40And that was the computer.
24:41Why?
24:41Like the BCS, let them mess it up.
24:43But not these Tulane at it.
24:46I watched Tulane.
24:47They're not on the level of Notre Dame and all these other teams that didn't get in.
24:51Should the Bucs go to the NFL playoffs?
24:54If they win the division, I'm okay with that.
24:56Why?
24:56Seattle in a couple years, 7-9.
24:58Remember that?
24:58Saints.
24:59That's not a power five division.
25:01But Duke won the ACC and they don't get to go.
25:03Yeah, man.
25:04Because the ACC decided that they want to do things the way they did.
25:07I don't have a problem with it.
25:09To me, all I would ask for, and you and I talked about this, just set your rules and then follow them.
25:16But can you fix that rule?
25:17I guess just for me.
25:18You could.
25:19And this time it's Tulane and James Mack.
25:20Yeah.
25:21I don't know.
25:21But Willard, they're not on the level of the other teams.
25:23But I mind the rule a hell of a lot less than this idea of, well, Alabama's in because that makes us a lot of money.
25:31Like, to me, it's completely anti-sport that you just go to bed one night and then wake up the next day and get to find out if your team made it or not.
25:38That's crazy.
25:39Can you imagine that in the NFL?
25:41Man.
25:41Like, let's wake up tomorrow.
25:43Let's find out if the Warriors got the eighth seed.
25:45Like, I hate that.
25:47So, I get what you're saying, but let the little guys, let them eat.
25:51All right.
25:52Let them shoot their shot.
25:53All right.
25:53I got you.
25:54That's all they've got.
25:55No, I got you.
25:56But, Dibs, you get my drift before I get out of here.
25:58Totally.
25:58But, I mean, then let's expand to 16.
26:01Okay.
26:01All right.
26:01I mean, honestly, like James Madison and Tulane, Tulane's going to lose by at least 20.
26:06And James Madison, James Madison's going to lose by probably 30.
26:10So, all right.
26:12I mean, you did it.
26:13Yeah.
26:13You were great.
26:14You had a great year.
26:15So, your reward has come out, and you get rocked.
26:18Grandy, did you decide not to go to the game?
26:20No, I'm gone.
26:21Oh, you are.
26:21Oh, he's going.
26:22Grandy.
26:23At one point, Grandy was like, I don't know.
26:24No, he said it to me.
26:25He's like, I don't know if I want to spend the chicken.
26:27Wow.
26:27On that.
26:28Because they're going to win by 30.
26:30Wow.
26:30I got a nice little discount.
26:31Look at him.
26:32Look at you.
26:33You made a whole new media member.
26:35I made a phone call.
26:35Let him flex.
26:36I got to go get Stani his pins.
26:38I think he did.
26:38He had to catch me.
26:40I don't think it was too tough.
26:41I did turn red.
26:43You can't tell, but I did.
26:45All right.
26:45All right.
26:46You have to say on 95.
26:48Oh, 95.7 the game.
26:49There it is.
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