00:00Research from British Gas shows that 85% of parents of young children have been asked this year how on earth Father Christmas gets into homes.
00:11As a matter of fact I'll let you in on a little secret.
00:14The elves crafted for me many many centuries ago now a strange magical key.
00:21This key can unlock any lock in the entire world providing it is a home filled with Christmas spirit or a home that welcomes Santa.
00:32And providing it is I can use the lock to get into any key any use the key to get into any lock into any home in the world.
00:41And of course there's always plan C I can always come down the extractor fan.
00:46But also Santa what other factors do you have to consider on Christmas Eve because I assume if you've got a faulty sat nav if there's bad weather traffic on the A1 can be murder this time of year.
00:58I have the best sat nav of all. I have the most beautiful and wonderful team of reindeer.
01:04You see they pull my sleigh through the sky. They never get it wrong. They always know exactly which direction.
01:11Of course the big problem for us is it's a race against the clock. You see I have to deliver millions and millions of presents in one night.
01:20And it's always a race against the clock to get back to the North Pole before the sun comes up.
01:26It gets more and more challenging every year because of course every year there are more people in the world.
01:32But rest assured every year we somehow manage to find a way of doing it and this year will be no different.
01:38The gifts will be delivered.
01:41I have helpers all over the world that are keeping a very close eye on you.
01:45And they work in all sorts of fields and departments.
01:48I'm quite impartial to some mince pies. They're one of my favorites.
01:53But candy canes, chocolate and of course cookies are my favorite.
01:57In terms of something to drink, if you possible, some milk would be lovely.
02:03The whole fat stuff, not the semi-skim. Mrs Claus is trying to get me to go on that.
02:08But I do prefer the whole fat stuff. Just don't tell her I'm drinking the full fat stuff.
02:12But it is what I prefer. That this Christmas is going to be the most wonderful and magical for all of us.
02:19I can tell you that 2026 is in fact going to be a wonderful year full of happiness, prosperity and joy for all of us.
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