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A group of recent grads head out on a late night drive for grub, hoping to enjoy one final hangout before their paths diverge. Instead, they accidentally turn onto a never-ending, two-lane hellscape surrounded by untold horrors and cosmic forces beyond their understanding. Cramped together inside a Jeep Cherokee and with the miles stretching infinitely ahead, they face a choice: embrace their new existence or fight to escape it.
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00:01:06Yeah, why are you laughing?
00:01:36Is that all we've got?
00:01:40James, I'm like, five o'clock, so.
00:01:43We still run a long while?
00:01:44Absolutely not.
00:01:47Looks like solitary confinement up there, man.
00:01:49Yeah, you need to get some plants or something.
00:01:50It's actually depressing.
00:01:51Yeah, I appreciate the car, T.
00:01:53Hey, no problem, man.
00:01:55Happy to heal.
00:01:57Not gonna lie to you.
00:01:58You look old as hell, man.
00:01:59I think that's everything.
00:02:02Hey, do I still have to pay for food if you guys hardly helped at all?
00:02:04Duh.
00:02:04That's crazy.
00:02:05The way I know you're not joking.
00:02:07No, no, I give you rats.
00:02:08That is an auto-logged first-round draft pick, okay?
00:02:11But it is hawks in the two slots.
00:02:12Dude, that's an atrocious pick.
00:02:13That's terrible.
00:02:14You could kill a hawk with your bear.
00:02:15Dude, you cannot take a fucking hawk, okay?
00:02:16That is a bird of prey.
00:02:18It would carve your ass up.
00:02:19You got work lined up?
00:02:21I know.
00:02:21I'm still trying to get my shit figured out.
00:02:23Every bird has brittle fucking paper bones.
00:02:26There is not a bird on Earth that could survive a human uproar.
00:02:28There is a position that I'm looking at for an internship.
00:02:30They would push your shit in.
00:02:32Hawks are a terrible pick.
00:02:33It's got a guy in the two for sure.
00:02:34It's for sure.
00:02:35No, no, that's a...
00:02:36No, you've got to back me up.
00:02:37You've got to back me up.
00:02:37What am I backing up?
00:02:3950 hawks, dude with a gun, five gorillas, 10,000 rats.
00:02:41You're going to pick two to defend you, and you're going to pick two to hunt you.
00:02:45Is that what y'all talk about now?
00:02:47I guess.
00:02:47Yeah, Tyler, get in here.
00:02:48Just help me out.
00:02:50Can you please settle this?
00:02:54What's my options again?
00:02:55All right, you've got 50 hawks, 10,000 rats, five gorillas, and a guy with a gun.
00:02:59So you're going to pick two to defend you and two to hunt you.
00:03:01So if you're stupid and pick, like, let's say, hawks and gorillas, 10,000 rats.
00:03:06Oh my God.
00:03:07Is this the first day of work fit?
00:03:09You're wearing a tie to work?
00:03:11I love this.
00:03:12This is genuinely amazing.
00:03:13First communion trip.
00:03:14Yes.
00:03:15I look funny.
00:03:15You look so funny.
00:03:17That is what I just said.
00:03:18Oh, and look at the little briefcase.
00:03:19It's normal.
00:03:20It's just normal size essential.
00:03:21It's significantly smaller than most briefcases.
00:03:24Hey, man, I think it looks good.
00:03:25It actually looks like a person.
00:03:26And I think that gun guy would take hawks all day.
00:03:29No.
00:03:29Okay, you keep saying that gun guy just, like, takes hawks.
00:03:32Okay, who's gun guy?
00:03:33You have to define gun guy.
00:03:34Just assume he's the agriest human.
00:03:36He's, like, the average man.
00:03:37Okay, what kind of gun?
00:03:39Honey rifle.
00:03:40Okay, so he's, like, a hunter?
00:03:41No, he's the average.
00:03:43He's the average man.
00:03:44Okay, then what?
00:03:45Who is the average man?
00:03:48Probably...
00:03:49Dude.
00:03:50Chinese guy in a coal mine.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:53Like, uh, Staples.
00:03:54Yeah, so neither one of those guys is taking 50 hawks.
00:03:57He's not charging you head on.
00:03:58He can wait you out.
00:03:59Ooh, can I give the gorillas guns and then have, like, five gun guys?
00:04:01Let's go.
00:04:03Ballad.
00:04:03I'm taking it serious.
00:04:04That's my genuine response to that.
00:04:06Hey, where am I at?
00:04:07Oh, look, where do you spawn?
00:04:08Good question.
00:04:09Oh, dude, where am I going right now?
00:04:11Uh, right in three miles.
00:04:13Unless we're picking up more stuff for his place.
00:04:15No, thank you.
00:04:16Next question.
00:04:17James, your apartment is literally four gray walls.
00:04:19Yeah, dude, it feels like the Unabomber's cabin.
00:04:21You don't even have a table.
00:04:22Can you be excited about one thing?
00:04:24Like, just for once.
00:04:25Like, I wish I had my own place to decorate.
00:04:27Where you headed, eh?
00:04:27Uh, home, for now.
00:04:30Got to get on my ZipRecruiter grind, I guess.
00:04:33What'd you study again?
00:04:35Graphic design.
00:04:36The backbone of the economy.
00:04:37You know, you can always go into prospecting.
00:04:39I heard gold is huge right now.
00:04:40Look at that.
00:04:40Always got something to say, right?
00:04:42Always got to input something.
00:04:44That two cents is worth it.
00:04:45Regardless, I don't need to decorate.
00:04:46It'll be months before I even see my co-workers as, like, sentient beings,
00:04:49much less invite them over to see my rug or duvet or bullshit.
00:04:51Fish, I was surprised you and James are moving together, man.
00:04:54Oh, I don't know if that would work.
00:04:58Oh, holy shit, Tyler, you never answered the question.
00:05:01Okay, I'll tell you what.
00:05:02If it ends this conversation, I guess I'll go hogs and gorillas.
00:05:07Yep, Tyler in clutch.
00:05:08Tyler in clutch, air superior.
00:05:10I could take 50 hogs, no problem.
00:05:12James, you cannot take 50 hogs.
00:05:13You simply cannot.
00:05:14Oh, but you can train gorillas and give them rifles.
00:05:16That's not too far.
00:05:17As a matter of fact, yes, I could.
00:05:18Who's the monkey-looking lady?
00:05:20Jane Goodall.
00:05:21Jane Goodall, dude.
00:05:22Jane Goodall.
00:05:23Jane Goodall did not do that.
00:05:25She did not do that.
00:05:26Dude, actually, the biggest Nobel snub of all time, though.
00:05:29She didn't win the Nobel Prize?
00:05:31Mm-mm.
00:05:32Okay, fine.
00:05:33I have no business knowing that.
00:05:34Conversation over.
00:05:37I could, though, for the record.
00:05:38Yeah, there's no record, actually.
00:05:39Yeah, literally, no record.
00:05:40All right, here, team.
00:05:41That Jane pool is crazy.
00:05:43I know, right?
00:05:43It's pretty.
00:05:44It's pretty.
00:05:44It's pretty.
00:05:45It's pretty.
00:05:45It's pretty.
00:05:46It's pretty.
00:05:47It's pretty.
00:05:48It's pretty.
00:05:49It's pretty.
00:05:50It's pretty.
00:05:51It's pretty.
00:05:52It's pretty.
00:05:53It's pretty.
00:05:55It's pretty.
00:05:55It's pretty.
00:05:57You sure about his turn today?
00:06:10Yeah, it just says it goes straight from here.
00:06:12All right, but what about you, Tyler?
00:06:13How are you doing, man?
00:06:14How's the real world treating you?
00:06:16I mean, the HVAC works pretty steady, but...
00:06:18I'll tell you one thing, I ain't talking about gorillas and rats and shit in quite a while.
00:06:23Do you no longer meet the day with glee, Tyler?
00:06:26Wait, does your spirit no longer yearn for adventure?
00:06:28Okay, Satchel, what's your big plan?
00:06:33What, are you still figuring it out?
00:06:36I mean, network engineer's starting salary is 70K.
00:06:38Five to seven years, I'll scale to 150.
00:06:40Make safe investments, move to some random fuck city like Milwaukee.
00:06:44Settle down with my best option, get into pottery or some bullshit.
00:06:47I'll then shovel wasted potential to my first kid.
00:06:49Have a second with some sort of physical deformity because, you know, aging sperm count.
00:06:52I love how in your made-up, horrible life, you still make six figures and have a loving family.
00:06:57I'd like to be put into some sort of, like, medically-induced coma.
00:07:01Jesus Christ.
00:07:01Hooked up to, like, serotonin oxy cocktails that are really...
00:07:04Yeah, big, fun buttons I press.
00:07:07So that's the plan, huh?
00:07:09No offense, T.
00:07:10Real life seems like it sucks.
00:07:12Ass.
00:07:13No offense.
00:07:14I mean, sometimes it does, dude.
00:07:16I mean, it can't be all bad.
00:07:18How are things with you and Hannah?
00:07:19Wait, T, you had a thing?
00:07:22Actually, Dave, we, uh, we split up a few months ago.
00:07:26Oh, shit, man.
00:07:27What happened?
00:07:27I, you know, I'd rather not get personal.
00:07:33Tyler, I'm begging you.
00:07:35Please get personal.
00:07:35I'm on my hands and knees begging you, Tyler.
00:07:37Please.
00:07:41I met Hannah when I was on leave from base.
00:07:44We were seeing each other about five months and she asked me to get serious.
00:07:48You know, at first I thought, you know, it could be a thing, you know.
00:07:50I liked the chick and she liked me too.
00:07:54But she wanted me to, she wanted me to.
00:07:58She what?
00:08:00What?
00:08:02She wanted to meet up and pick pumpkins.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11Like, she wanted me to drive three hours up to meet her and pick pumpkins together.
00:08:19I know, so what?
00:08:20I mean, you know, that's why it didn't work out.
00:08:32Are you, are you, are you joking?
00:08:34No, no fucking way.
00:08:35I don't know, man.
00:08:36She wanted to pick fucking pumpkins, man.
00:08:38She wanted to go to an apple yard, vineyard, fall activity bullshit.
00:08:42That's what ended your relationship with a human being?
00:08:44Well, man, it wasn't just the goddamn pumpkins, man.
00:08:46It was the three-hour drive up.
00:08:47No, no, no.
00:08:48Man, fuck y'all, you know?
00:08:50Like, I'm ready to settle down, you know?
00:08:52I'm not trying to bullshit like that.
00:08:53You're ready to settle down, Tyler?
00:08:56What the fuck else am I going to do?
00:08:59Well, I'm sorry you had that, you know, happen to yourself.
00:09:03It's all good, man.
00:09:03I mean, she moved on.
00:09:04I'll move on to her.
00:09:05Tyler, I'll tell you one thing, though.
00:09:09What?
00:09:10That new guy she's with is definitely someone picking fucking pumpkins with her right now.
00:09:15Goddamn right.
00:09:16You know, I actually, I actually took a girl to a pumpkin patch once and it was a fantastic time.
00:09:19It's sure no offense.
00:09:20You're exactly the kind of guy to be at some apple vineyard, pumpkin patch, whatever the fuck with your soulmate.
00:09:24Probably in Corduroy.
00:09:26You gotta rattle.
00:09:26Dude, no, you're just fucking on me today.
00:09:28Like, how is that even offensive that I'm somewhat agreeable or-
00:09:32Hey, I'm sorry, where is this turn at?
00:09:33Did I miss it?
00:09:35Uh, no, it just says go straight from here.
00:09:38I don't know, we should be at the goddamn highway by now, man.
00:09:39Something's wrong.
00:09:40Sorry, did James distract you or are we fucking lost?
00:09:43Says go straight, man.
00:09:46Nah, I'm gonna hit a Yui.
00:09:48Dude, it says go straight.
00:09:49Nah.
00:10:19Yo.
00:10:31You good?
00:10:35What is this?
00:10:38I'm sorry for ragging on you earlier.
00:10:40Is this self-awareness?
00:10:43I wasn't apologizing.
00:10:45I was just acknowledging that I was ragging.
00:10:46Okay, yeah.
00:10:47There it goes.
00:10:47Oh, bud.
00:10:48You're so- Why are you so jumpy today?
00:10:50It feels like you're like breakdancing anyway.
00:10:52Yo, T, you good?
00:10:53I went past this motherfucker, man.
00:10:56Yo, T, slimming.
00:10:57I didn't pass a goddamn turn on-
00:10:59Oh, shit!
00:11:00Fuck!
00:11:04You good?
00:11:05Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:11:06Is everybody okay?
00:11:07I'm fine.
00:11:08Oh, my God.
00:11:10Wait, I-
00:11:11Did-did we miss the turn?
00:11:13Sorry, I didn't see it coming.
00:11:15Listen, Tyler, fuck maps.
00:11:16If there's a dead end, we pass by our engines on the way back.
00:11:19Did we miss it twice?
00:11:20It's fine.
00:11:21We missed a turn.
00:11:22Let's just turn back.
00:11:23I didn't miss a turn.
00:11:27Yeah, you did.
00:11:30No, I didn't.
00:11:33Yeah, you did.
00:11:35No, I didn't.
00:11:38Guys, it's fine.
00:11:40We missed a fucking turn.
00:11:42How else would we have hit a dead end?
00:11:48This is where we came in, huh?
00:11:52Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:11:54What?
00:11:54What?
00:11:54I didn't miss a fucking turn.
00:12:13Tyler.
00:12:14Yo.
00:12:15Tyler.
00:12:15Yo.
00:12:16T.
00:12:17Yo, get back in the car, man.
00:12:19Okay.
00:12:23Full?
00:12:25Dude, why are you pressing him?
00:12:27I'm not pressing him.
00:12:28Yes, you are.
00:12:29No, I'm not.
00:12:30You made it serious, man.
00:12:31Is vehicular manslaughter not serious?
00:12:33Yeah, but you're just like being a dick about it.
00:12:35Okay, we're just doing something in there.
00:12:37You're first, man.
00:12:37No, you're first, man.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Okay.
00:12:39You're first, man.
00:13:09Are you done with your temper tantrum yet?
00:13:10I want to leave.
00:13:11Give him a sec.
00:13:13I don't know why he's so on to it.
00:13:15You know he's only acting like that because Tyler's here.
00:13:17He hasn't seen him in so long, bro.
00:13:19He's putting on the performance of a lifetime.
00:13:21And he's not going to admit it, but he's for sure going to miss us.
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:36What?
00:13:39Dude, I don't know.
00:13:41I feel like we did only turn just once.
00:13:42I don't know.
00:13:43I don't know.
00:14:00I don't know.
00:14:01I don't know.
00:16:03Take it off this fucking road right now.
00:16:05Get off this fucking road.
00:16:06What the fuck?
00:16:07What the fuck was that?
00:16:08A fucking group car jack?
00:16:09No, no.
00:16:09They weren't a team.
00:16:10They were attacking each other.
00:16:11They didn't attack me.
00:16:12They didn't attack you?
00:16:13They didn't attack me.
00:16:13What the fuck are you saying?
00:16:14They wanted the car.
00:16:15Okay, so clearly they didn't want to be.
00:16:16Where the fuck we are right now?
00:16:17They were running for something.
00:16:18They were running for something.
00:16:19They were fucking scared.
00:16:20Why were they fucking scared?
00:16:21Why the fuck did they want the car?
00:16:22Listen out.
00:16:22Listen out what just happened.
00:16:24Listen to what we know.
00:16:24Okay?
00:16:25There was people in the woods.
00:16:26They wanted the car.
00:16:26What else?
00:16:28You guys, the road.
00:16:31I never made a turn once I got on this road.
00:16:34That's the fucking way we came in.
00:16:36That's our entrance.
00:16:36I promise.
00:16:38Some of the trees just fucking appear.
00:16:40Some of the trees just fucking appear.
00:16:41That's what they're fucking saying.
00:16:42Where's this fucking turn at?
00:17:06I got nothing.
00:17:07They were so fucking bad.
00:17:09Maybe it was a drug den.
00:17:10Or maybe they were like escapees.
00:17:12Maybe they were just waiting for other cars.
00:17:14Yes, at a quarter tank.
00:17:18Tyler, Tyler is bleeding, man.
00:17:20It's fucking bleeding again.
00:17:21I'm sorry.
00:17:22I'm sorry.
00:17:23All right, let's stop and get our Baron straight.
00:17:25I can tell this, Tyler.
00:17:37I see a moment.
00:17:38You're going to be all right, man.
00:17:42Hey, hey, calm down, bro.
00:17:43You're all right.
00:17:44Hey, shut your fucking look up.
00:17:45You okay?
00:17:47My chest is, like, dropping.
00:17:50Is it better?
00:17:50You good?
00:17:51How was that?
00:17:52Tightening.
00:17:52You good?
00:17:53Yeah.
00:17:53Is that too tight?
00:17:54No, it's okay.
00:17:59What the fuck?
00:18:00What the fuck?
00:18:01What the fuck?
00:18:02What the fuck?
00:18:04What the fuck?
00:18:05What the fuck?
00:18:07How?
00:18:12We were driving.
00:18:13We were driving.
00:18:13We were driving.
00:18:16Maybe we just didn't drive far enough away.
00:18:18They came from the side.
00:18:19They came from the fucking side.
00:18:22Doesn't matter where they came from.
00:18:24Got to keep driving anyways.
00:18:26Just look out for the turn.
00:18:32We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:34We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:34We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:35We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:36We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:37We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:38We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:39We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:40We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:41We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:42We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:43We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:44We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:45We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:46We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:47We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:48We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:49We don't know where we are right now.
00:18:50We don't know where we are right now.
00:19:21A.T., is your gas meter broken?
00:19:43It wasn't yesterday.
00:19:47I was proud enough we could see in the woods.
00:19:53Today if you want to pull over, I'll drive.
00:19:56Oh, yeah.
00:19:57Thanks.
00:19:58Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:20:00Maybe don't turn the car off.
00:20:06Don't.
00:20:18James, pop the hood.
00:20:19You guys hear anything?
00:20:24There's still no signal.
00:20:31Dude, I don't know of any roads that drive for six hours with no turns.
00:20:36I don't know how or what, but...
00:20:38I know.
00:20:39This car shouldn't be running.
00:20:51Fish?
00:20:52Guys!
00:21:03Hey, everybody get in the car.
00:21:05Hey!
00:21:06Stop working again.
00:21:07Hey!
00:21:08Hey!
00:21:09Hey!
00:21:11Hey!
00:21:12Hey!
00:21:13Hey!
00:21:15Hey!
00:21:16You're a new thing!
00:21:26What the f**k is this place?
00:21:42What the f**k is this place?
00:21:44Yeah, this is not real life anymore.
00:21:52Now this, I mean, look the people, the dead end, the gas, the f**king car is still working.
00:21:59What the f**k are you saying?
00:22:01What the f**k are you saying?
00:22:03My brain immediately goes to some sort of, like, lucid dream, but I've never done it.
00:22:06Let's just start from the top.
00:22:07I mean, what were we doing?
00:22:09We were unpacking, and then we were just talking, and then we hit this dead end.
00:22:13So, you know, maybe we crashed, you know, the driving, the road.
00:22:16Maybe you keep doing what you were doing when you died.
00:22:18I did not kill us.
00:22:19I did not kill us.
00:22:20I am not saying that you killed us, I'm saying that you crashed.
00:22:22James, do not blame him.
00:22:23Don't fucking blame him, okay?
00:22:24We never crashed.
00:22:25We didn't crash.
00:22:26Look, I'm not mad that he killed us, I'm just trying to process, okay?
00:22:27Saying we're dead is not processing.
00:22:29It kind of is now.
00:22:30This is not real life.
00:22:31Okay, so then how does that change our situation?
00:22:32I don't know, which is why I'm trying to talk about it right now.
00:22:34So stop fucking yelling at me, okay?
00:22:35I'm gonna fucking freak, I'm gonna freak you out.
00:22:37We need a practical answer, man.
00:22:38We don't need to be worried about what or what caused this.
00:22:40I am being practical, man.
00:22:41What the f**k else is there to do besides drive?
00:22:43If there are some people in the woods, every time we stop, someone needs to sleep so we can take shifts.
00:22:47Just...
00:22:48We cannot stop moving.
00:22:50I'm good, keep going.
00:22:52I got more hours than me.
00:22:53If we do stop, we don't turn the car off.
00:22:55Do not touch the key.
00:22:57Pull over, swap, get back in, go.
00:23:00Okay.
00:23:01Okay, look.
00:23:02We're not in the right seat.
00:23:03We might be dealing with this right now, so I'll keep driving for the rest of the day.
00:23:08But we can still look for an exit.
00:23:11No, no.
00:23:30We might be stopping.
00:23:30We might be going to be laetone, because we don't need to hear, but it won't be this right.
00:23:47Oh no.
00:23:50Even when we're off, we need to find help, where we don't need toEat, but it'll need to have a way to reduce it, and it'll don't need to pull off.
00:23:53We need to copy those inm Ida at the lake with auction and� néon somewhere.
00:23:57We can get rid of this yard.
00:23:59To be continued...
00:24:59I can't sleep.
00:25:14I can't fucking sleep, dude.
00:25:16I can't turn my fucking brain off.
00:25:18I can't fucking sleep either.
00:25:20It's like I'm not even tired.
00:25:2624 hours later and I'm not.
00:25:29I'm not even hungry.
00:25:35Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, but there's no turn coming.
00:25:45James, you really think we're dead?
00:25:49I mean, it's definitely on the table, yeah.
00:25:53You seem to be handling it pretty well.
00:25:57It's just this?
00:26:00Forever, you know?
00:26:04Why the fuck would this be the afterlife?
00:26:06I mean, it doesn't have to be the afterlife, you know?
00:26:10It could be, you know, it could be anything.
00:26:14Like what?
00:26:15I don't know, like a drug trip or like a wormhole or like a, you know, ancient curse we triggered.
00:26:22You think we might have caused this?
00:26:26Like something we did?
00:26:27I mean, look, not to, not to point fingers, but did anyone do anything horrible recently?
00:26:36You know, something like evil that would curse us?
00:26:39No.
00:26:42No one wants to confess that they, like, drunk drove and hit a small child like this is some ironic driving punishment.
00:26:51Tyler?
00:26:51I wish you were sort of positioned at you.
00:26:56Fuck off.
00:26:57I haven't done anything to deserve this.
00:26:59Dude, none of us have.
00:27:01Okay, fine.
00:27:02Any other guesses?
00:27:03Seriously, group brainstorm here, anything goes.
00:27:07I don't know, I was kind of thinking this felt like, like maybe purgatory.
00:27:12Okay, purgatory.
00:27:14So let's start there.
00:27:16How do you skip purgatory?
00:27:17I don't know, it feels like you have to, you have to like, fuck, like repent or something or I, or you'd have to be judged.
00:27:26I can't remember.
00:27:27I can't remember.
00:27:28Shit.
00:27:29I, fuck.
00:27:31Fuck, man.
00:27:32I never, I never, I never should have told my mom I wasn't religious anymore.
00:27:35This is fucking me up, dude.
00:27:36If she thought that I was dead, she would genuinely believe that I'm in hell.
00:27:40She would totally, it would ruin her fucking life.
00:27:42We don't even know that we're dead yet.
00:27:44So they wouldn't think that.
00:27:46They just think we're, I don't know, missing.
00:27:51We might actually be in hell, so you could, you can give your parents, you know, some props.
00:27:59You are un-fucking-believable.
00:28:02Do you guys think we deserve this?
00:28:04No.
00:28:05Personally, no.
00:28:06I mean, I'm not perfect, but this definitely seems like overkill.
00:28:08Okay, I might have, you know, a sin.
00:28:19Fuck.
00:28:20You know, school was getting too much on top of work, which felt fucking pointless because
00:28:23I had to go back home for my little sister anyway, but...
00:28:25I may have tried to, you know, kill myself.
00:28:38Hey.
00:28:40Okay, can we, like, fucking relax?
00:28:42James, is this not what you wanted to talk about?
00:28:44Dude, why didn't you, why didn't you tell us?
00:28:45That's, that's insane.
00:28:47I don't fucking know, Fish.
00:28:49You would have just tried to tell my parents, and James would have just tried to fucking
00:28:52philosophy me or weaponize it.
00:28:54Yeah, well, what the fuck?
00:28:55Look, I only brought it up because I thought maybe we'd all done it.
00:28:57Like, maybe that's why we're here.
00:28:58Well, fuck me then, I guess.
00:29:06No, Dave, you don't have to fuck me.
00:29:07Just don't say that.
00:29:08It's fine.
00:29:09Actually, emotional catharsis of sharing secrets, that's a great idea.
00:29:12Is anyone here carrying a big weight, you know, something that's maybe specifically between
00:29:16us?
00:29:19Tyler?
00:29:22I mean, you seem like you got something going on.
00:29:26I'm the most well-adjusted person in the vehicle.
00:29:29No offense, Dave.
00:29:30None taken.
00:29:32Agreed.
00:29:32I mean, it was nice getting to see y'all again, and...
00:29:39I don't think I did anything that would have caused us to end up here.
00:29:43But I don't think worrying about if I did or not was going to change anything either.
00:29:46I mean, this is...
00:29:47This is above us.
00:29:52You mean you never killed anyone, right?
00:29:53I never fucking deployed, man.
00:29:55James, you don't think that there's anything that you might have done, you know?
00:29:59I mean, maybe I took my life for granted, or I didn't commit to the right deity, but...
00:30:05Fish, you were genuinely my best friend.
00:30:08Dave, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you last year.
00:30:11Tyler, I missed you, man.
00:30:12Thank you guys for being my friends.
00:30:14I love you guys.
00:30:15Fucker, I thought that would do it.
00:30:30Well, maybe if you actually meant it, then...
00:30:32I did mean it.
00:30:32Are you telling me I went south or nothing?
00:30:34Yeah, maybe it's a forest full of people James has been a dick to.
00:30:37That would explain why we're here.
00:30:38Maybe it's a forest full of people I've given dick to.
00:30:41There would be a barren force, I definitely wouldn't be a single person out there.
00:30:49How long y'all think we can do this?
00:30:52Just sitting in here, driving, all day.
00:30:59I mean, what else can we do?
00:31:01I mean, what else can we do?
00:31:15I mean, what else do you think we're here?
00:31:19I mean, what else do you think we'll do?
00:31:23I mean, what else do you think?
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:56There.
00:32:26What the fuck?
00:32:28James.
00:32:31About a minute thirty.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37A minute thirty to explore the woods.
00:32:42Alright then.
00:32:43When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:32:49When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:32:56When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:33:08When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:33:28When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:33:44When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:34:00When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:34:16When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
00:34:32I can only make it a hundred yards out.
00:34:46Nothing but woods.
00:34:48There's still people out there.
00:34:51There's a way in there.
00:35:09It's 640.
00:35:11Static.
00:35:12650.
00:35:13Static.
00:35:14670.
00:35:15Static.
00:35:16Come on, T.
00:35:20Come on, T.
00:35:22Let's go, man.
00:35:24Tyler, come on.
00:35:25Tyler, come on.
00:35:26Tyler.
00:35:27Okay, guys, we've got flashlight, Tyler's spare clothes, phones, anything that's already
00:35:41down on them.
00:35:42Charger, car manual.
00:35:44Awesome.
00:35:45It's a cliff bar.
00:35:47What happens if we eat something?
00:35:49Yeah, no, probably shouldn't eat that.
00:35:51Could be digesting that forever.
00:35:53Alright.
00:35:5430 seconds, guys.
00:35:55Getting tired at the same number.
00:36:10Not building any muscle.
00:36:12Everything's just too specific.
00:36:13It just feels like designed.
00:36:14I'm getting tired.
00:36:15I'm not hungry.
00:36:16No sexual around.
00:36:17Yes, sir?
00:36:18James, please.
00:36:19This is supposed to be my alone dog.
00:36:21Okay, but I'm healing normally.
00:36:24Right, but he's still healing.
00:36:26Fifteen seconds.
00:36:27We gotta go.
00:36:31I see this again.
00:36:32It's a loop.
00:36:35Are we going clockwise?
00:36:36Yeah, clockwise.
00:36:51I see this again.
00:37:22Tyler, let's go. Come on.
00:37:39Ninety seconds.
00:37:51Where are we, man?
00:38:04Where the fuck are we at, man?
00:38:05What the fuck is this place?
00:38:08Say something, goddammit.
00:38:10Where are we?
00:38:12Where the fuck are we at, man?
00:38:18Help me!
00:38:19Help me!
00:38:20Help me!
00:38:25We gotta go.
00:38:26We gotta go.
00:38:26We gotta go.
00:38:26We gotta go.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:39:21Guys, you guys...
00:39:23What's wrong?
00:39:25I'm just, you know, another...
00:39:27It's me.
00:39:29Another panic.
00:39:31I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:39:33I want to be unconscious. I want to go to bed.
00:39:35I want to sleep.
00:39:37I want to go home.
00:39:39What is this for? Why is this fucking happening?
00:39:41I don't want to be in here.
00:39:43I want to get out.
00:39:45I want to get out of the fucking car.
00:39:47What the fuck did we do?
00:39:51What the fuck did we do?
00:39:57Dude.
00:39:59Fuck.
00:40:03Fish.
00:40:07Oh shit.
00:40:09Day. Start the timer.
00:40:27We should talk to them.
00:40:29How?
00:40:31We don't need to talk to them.
00:40:33Don't get out of the fucking car.
00:40:35Do not get out of the fucking car.
00:40:37What the fuck do we need to talk to them for, man?
00:40:53We could have answers.
00:40:55Answers? If we pull this fucking car up and they cut us off, we're done.
00:40:57We have to drive regardless.
00:40:59We're not turning around.
00:41:01If we turn around on the road right now, we can wait them out.
00:41:03You're saying that they're bad guys? We cannot afford to lose this car.
00:41:05We need to make a decision. Now.
00:41:06No one's saying anything about losing the car.
00:41:07We don't even know what this is.
00:41:09All we know is that this is something new.
00:41:12This isn't a fucking puzzle, dude.
00:41:15This is our goddamn lobby.
00:41:17Get back in the fucking car, dude.
00:41:19James!
00:41:20Tyler, do something.
00:41:21We need to get him.
00:41:22Tyler, drive!
00:41:23Everybody...
00:41:24At the bottom line.
00:41:25Hmm.
00:41:26Aww.
00:41:27någonting.
00:41:28Mm.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41Let's go get him.
00:41:42Nothing's gonna town.
00:41:43You know MU's going nuts and just like the lot.
00:41:44So as soon as he's at the hospital, you can get married.
00:41:46Remember what he would make?
00:41:48James!
00:42:00What is it?
00:42:02The odometer's passed a million.
00:42:04How many years of driving is that?
00:42:10What are we doing?
00:42:18Hi!
00:42:43Tyler...
00:42:43Tyler, what are you doing?
00:42:44Tyler...
00:42:45Slow down!
00:42:45Tyler, what are you doing?
00:42:46Tyler!
00:42:47Tyler, stop!
00:42:48Tyler's the car now!
00:42:49Tyler!
00:42:50Thy tobacco!
00:42:51Someone, God, stop!
00:42:52To be there, stop, go now!
00:42:54Tyler!
00:42:57Tyler, please!
00:43:01And hurry, Lou!
00:43:02Tyler!
00:43:03Tyler, please!
00:43:04Please, Tyler, stop!
00:43:18I don't know.
00:43:48I don't know.
00:44:18I don't know.
00:44:48I don't know.
00:45:18What do you want to do?
00:45:20What do you think happens after the panic?
00:45:23Like once the car is gone, what happens?
00:45:27I don't know.
00:45:28They probably return to, like, dormancy or something.
00:45:34I don't know.
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:36I don't know.
00:45:37I don't know.
00:45:39I don't know.
00:45:40I don't know.
00:45:41I don't know.
00:45:42I don't know.
00:45:44I don't know.
00:45:45I don't know.
00:45:50I don't know.
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55I can't sit in that metal box and worry, man.
00:45:59Can't keep worrying about shit that don't end.
00:46:01Worry?
00:46:02Tyler, it's not worry, man.
00:46:05We're figuring it out.
00:46:07I don't really give a shit what it is.
00:46:10I'm not doing it no more.
00:46:15Like, years of this shit.
00:46:19Not living my life in 90-second breaks.
00:46:25Tell him it wasn't for me.
00:46:31What the fuck are you even going to do out here?
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:53Is that it?
00:46:55You're not going to try to talk me into staying?
00:47:03You excited about the leg room?
00:47:05Let me know if you find an end.
00:47:19What the fuck?
00:47:28What the fuck?
00:47:29Where is Tyler?
00:47:29Dude, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.
00:47:35Where is he?
00:47:36Tyler!
00:47:37James.
00:47:38Tyler!
00:47:39Tyler!
00:47:39Where is he?
00:47:40Where is he?
00:47:41What are you doing?
00:47:42What is this?
00:47:42What are you doing?
00:47:43What the fuck happened?
00:47:44Where is he?
00:47:46Where is he?
00:47:47Where is he?
00:47:48Dave, Dave, we gotta go.
00:47:48We gotta get in the car.
00:47:49Just give a shit! Where is Tyler?
00:47:51Dave...
00:47:51Dave, you gotta get in the car!
00:47:52Say something!
00:47:53Get in the car! Dave, please get in the car!
00:47:55Get in the fucking car!
00:47:56Dave, get in the car, please!
00:47:58Dave, please get in the fucking car!
00:47:59Tyler!
00:48:03Dave, we gotta go!
00:48:06Get in the car, come on, let's go!
00:48:07Drive, drive, drive, go, go, go, go, go!
00:48:17What the fuck happened?!
00:48:19What happened?!
00:48:20What happened?!
00:48:22I gave up.
00:48:23What happened?!
00:48:27He gave up.
00:49:28All right, just pick another.
00:49:30Absolutely not.
00:49:31We have to save them.
00:50:29Okay, guys, warm up over.
00:50:31It's 8 o'clock.
00:50:32Good morning.
00:50:33Good morning.
00:50:34All right, James, start us off.
00:50:37Um, gloves.
00:50:40Like?
00:50:41Big like.
00:50:42Dislike.
00:50:43Why do you dislike gloves?
00:50:45Don't trust them.
00:50:46It's suspicious.
00:50:46Okay, windshield wipers.
00:50:48Oh, hard pass.
00:50:49What do you have against windshield wipers?
00:50:50Big dislike.
00:50:50Like, I do not understand why they need more than one speed.
00:50:53You just look goofy, okay?
00:50:54You're on a highway, right?
00:50:56Right.
00:50:56Light rain.
00:50:56You look over until you see a guy, and he still can't see.
00:50:59That's why he's using.
00:51:00You look and say, dude, I will broad dog a hurricane.
00:51:03I'm like a torpedo.
00:51:04I don't even see the water.
00:51:05You're absurd.
00:51:06Oh, okay.
00:51:07Oceans.
00:51:07Oh, absolutely not.
00:51:09I love oceans.
00:51:09Absolutely not.
00:51:10Dislike.
00:51:10Nope, not for now.
00:51:11Why don't you like the ocean?
00:51:12Imagine living in a place where you have to sprint 24-7 so that something 50 times your size doesn't demolish you.
00:51:18Like, our species was born in water, and it was so fucking horrible that we grew legs to get out of it.
00:51:24Yeah, all right.
00:51:25I, like, agree with that.
00:51:26Oh, I think we're gonna have to pause like and dislike time.
00:51:29We've got a green Honda.
00:51:31One point.
00:51:31You don't get a point.
00:51:32That's beige.
00:51:33That's not a beige car.
00:51:34That's khakis on wheels.
00:51:35That's not khakis on wheels.
00:52:05Time to go.
00:52:10Lampada de advertencia de baja.
00:52:16Man, dude, I'm getting good.
00:52:18Just give me a couple more months.
00:52:19I'm gonna be blue in it.
00:52:20Oh, totally, man.
00:52:21Yeah?
00:52:21You realize your Spanish is gonna be heavily car-related, right?
00:52:24Watch this.
00:52:24From your automobile or embarcacion and the manual of the cargador.
00:52:30Okay.
00:52:33Mr. Bilingual.
00:52:34You know what we should do?
00:52:35We should learn Spanish just so we can communicate without James' understanding.
00:52:39Terrific idea.
00:52:40I second that.
00:52:40I will learn it out of spite.
00:52:44It's almost ten.
00:52:45Checking out for a bit before my shift.
00:52:47You know, you can definitely learn another language, man.
00:52:49It's really good stimuli.
00:52:50You know what I'm thinking?
00:53:01I was this fucking close to downloading subway surfers before we turned up to this stupid
00:53:05fucking road.
00:53:07Where were we going?
00:53:08Where were we going that day?
00:53:09I don't know.
00:53:10I legit can't remember.
00:53:11Tyler was helping us move out of college.
00:53:13Came up daily to hang out and get food with us.
00:53:16So we were going out.
00:53:16Oh, yeah.
00:53:22Do you think eventually we'll have talked about everything ever and just never have any new
00:53:27stimuli ever again?
00:53:38Wait, dude.
00:53:40Look at that.
00:53:43Wait, wait, wait.
00:53:44Check out this gas I cooked up last night, man.
00:53:49I never should have smoked that shit.
00:53:51Now I'm on the endless road.
00:53:53Me on the endless road.
00:53:56Fuck this one.
00:53:58Me when people come out of the woods.
00:54:03Dude, asphalt companies be like big ups.
00:54:06Big ups.
00:54:08Big ups.
00:54:09Big ups.
00:54:09Big ups.
00:54:14Big ups.
00:54:16James be like, where's this turn at?
00:54:20That's funny.
00:54:21I don't know.
00:54:21I'm looking at these and I'm realizing like, I barely have any photos of my family in here.
00:54:27Just like a bunch of meaningless bullshit.
00:54:32Like the saturated photos of the Geico lizard shitting.
00:54:37Hey, it's noon.
00:54:37Oh, my God.
00:55:07Oh, my God.
00:55:37I want to eat this.
00:55:39I want to eat this so bad, y'all.
00:55:40Like, I don't even care what happens.
00:55:42I just want to taste something.
00:55:43Nope.
00:55:44Part of our original item is here for a reason.
00:55:45Talked about this.
00:55:46Do you hear yourself?
00:55:47It's a cliff bar.
00:55:49Air out time.
00:55:50All right.
00:55:51I will start.
00:55:52Start your engines.
00:55:53Can I start?
00:55:54Yes.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:56Uh, James, I know this isn't Six Flags, but can you please be a little more positive during
00:55:59our routine?
00:56:00I think it would really benefit you to just, you know, scream and let it out with us.
00:56:04Just once.
00:56:04Mm-hmm.
00:56:05Fair.
00:56:06Day, you're overattentive to my emotions, and it's annoying as fuck.
00:56:10Yeah.
00:56:11Fair.
00:56:12I can stand to be more patient.
00:56:14Um, I think designated music time is bullshit, and I should just listen to music whenever
00:56:18I want, so we shouldn't do it anymore.
00:56:20Fair.
00:56:21No.
00:56:21You can't just say no.
00:56:22Day, you were driving with your legs up today.
00:56:23Can you not do that because you're going to crash us?
00:56:25Okay, fair, but I literally won't.
00:56:26That's ridiculous.
00:56:27Fair, but you're ADHD as fuck, and yes, you are.
00:56:29Fair.
00:56:29James, stop psychoanalyzing me all the time.
00:56:31Fair, but I'm not, though.
00:56:32Fair, yes, you are.
00:56:33Fair.
00:56:33Fair.
00:56:33You're soft as baby shit, and you take things too personally.
00:56:35Unfair.
00:56:36Why are you so pressed all the damn time?
00:56:37We're trying to have a constructive conversation.
00:56:38So you're just going to attack my person, and then tell them to not take the person.
00:56:41Oh, bloke, you have negative drip, and you get no bitches, and you fucking stay.
00:56:43You're musty, and there are no bitches to get.
00:56:50What's next on the schedule?
00:56:54My favorite part of the day.
00:56:57One.
00:56:57No, you got your check.
00:56:58It's a simple hop.
00:57:00One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:57:06One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:57:11That's literally it.
00:57:12That's all you have to do.
00:57:12It's so easy.
00:57:13That's it.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14Please do it.
00:57:15All right.
00:57:17What a surprise.
00:57:19Ah.
00:57:20Every time we get through the second act, it's like somebody.
00:57:23I mean, next time.
00:57:25Help me!
00:57:28Help me!
00:57:31Somebody hate me!
00:57:33Oh, Steve!
00:57:35Oh, Steve!
00:57:42Story time.
00:57:44Who's up, James?
00:57:46I have one.
00:57:47It's pretty good.
00:57:47All right, let's hear it, man.
00:57:49It's actually about Tyler.
00:57:52When he got suspended.
00:57:53Oh, shit.
00:57:54Was that senior year?
00:57:55Mm-hmm.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:55Okay, go, go, go.
00:57:56Go, tell us.
00:57:57Right as school ended, Tyler went across the street to the gas station.
00:58:01That's literally right across the street from school.
00:58:03Mm-hmm.
00:58:03And he's in there loading up on, like, $80 worth of vapes in Smirnoff with his fake ID.
00:58:09And while he's in there, Coach Shive, Miss Engel, and Mr. Govro, they all walk in at the
00:58:16same time.
00:58:16And obviously, there's three teachers there, and they confront him at the counter.
00:58:20Mm-hmm.
00:58:20Right?
00:58:20And they're like, give us your fucking fake.
00:58:23Right?
00:58:23And he's in deep shit.
00:58:24The manager is behind the counter getting ready to call the fucking cops.
00:58:27And Coach Shive is disciplining him so that he doesn't get arrested.
00:58:30And so then Tyler literally just says, he says, oh, you know what?
00:58:33I have more fakes in my car.
00:58:36I'm sorry.
00:58:36But I'll just go get them.
00:58:38He walks out of the gas station.
00:58:40Mm-hmm.
00:58:41He just gets in his car, and he just fucking dips.
00:58:44Dude, no fucking way.
00:58:45He just dips.
00:58:45He's gone.
00:58:46Yeah.
00:58:46And so he goes to school the next day, and he's in the parking lot, and all of the principals
00:58:50are waiting for him.
00:58:51Mm-hmm.
00:58:51Right?
00:58:52And they're like, what the fuck was that yesterday?
00:58:54So Tyler literally just says, he just looks at them and goes, no, I didn't really want
00:58:58to deal with it then.
00:59:00Dude.
00:59:00Yeah.
00:59:01That was it.
00:59:02Dude.
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:03That guy's a legend.
00:59:04I know he just walked out of 7-Eleven being like, I just won.
00:59:07And he did.
00:59:08I mean, yeah.
00:59:08He was probably so happy he didn't have to go to school.
00:59:11No, definitely.
00:59:13It's crazy.
00:59:13Yeah, it was good.
00:59:15He won.
00:59:16Do you guys think we could have done something differently?
00:59:28No, he was a stubborn bastard.
00:59:33Maybe one day we'll go back for him.
00:59:38Go back?
00:59:39Yeah.
00:59:40Go back.
00:59:41Save him.
00:59:43The answer is forward, Day.
00:59:45The answer?
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:53James, what do you think the road is?
00:59:58I don't know.
00:59:58I need to know more first.
01:00:00No, I know you've been thinking about it for a long time.
01:00:02So what do you think it is?
01:00:03I don't know.
01:00:04I'm just still learning.
01:00:06What else is there to learn?
01:00:07You know, why are you even asking?
01:00:12I'm only asking because I know you still care.
01:00:14And you don't?
01:00:17I mean, I'm here.
01:00:19So you just don't care about any of this, then?
01:00:22James, what are we doing?
01:00:23We're making progress.
01:00:26That's it.
01:00:27Okay, James.
01:00:30Okay.
01:01:01Hey, honey. I was just calling to see how you're doing and to see if you got my package
01:01:24that I sent. I couldn't find the kind of peanut butter you like, but I got a different kind.
01:01:30I hope you like that.
01:01:32Not much else has happened. We did our routine, same as always. James didn't scream with us.
01:01:40Again. I hope mom is doing okay. I hope you're doing okay too, sis.
01:01:48Happy birthday!
01:01:50Love you guys.
01:02:18Happy birthday!
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01:02:39Hey, something's different.
01:02:51No one.
01:02:59Maybe less people make it this far.
01:03:13It must be his car.
01:03:32Yo!
01:03:36This your car?
01:03:41Yo!
01:03:48Hello!
01:03:50This is huge.
01:03:55This is fucking huge.
01:04:00I mean, there's no more people trying to grant theft onto us.
01:04:03This means something here.
01:04:04Am I wrong?
01:04:05Like what?
01:04:06We made it past the scary part?
01:04:07Look, there was a guy in the woods and he gave up.
01:04:10We're continuing.
01:04:11It feels like we're actually getting closer to something here.
01:04:13Yeah, man.
01:04:14We get it.
01:04:15It's good.
01:04:16There are people out there that are giving up and losing themselves.
01:04:19That's what's gotten us farther than most people out here.
01:04:22It feels like we're actually moving towards a goal.
01:04:26You know, I kind of miss the feeling that we first felt when we first got on the road.
01:04:30You know, that hope for a turn.
01:04:32I miss feeling things in general.
01:04:35Yeah, it's almost like we're feeling weaker shades of emotions that used to feel really intense.
01:04:42Guys, what the fuck is this?
01:04:44What?
01:04:45What the fuck is this?
01:04:46What?
01:04:47This is a fucking sign of something.
01:04:48This is a new thing.
01:04:49This is a good thing.
01:04:50You're just doing a lot right now.
01:04:51That's what it is.
01:04:52That's the good thing, man.
01:04:53I just-
01:04:54Because it's new.
01:04:55We haven't seen this before.
01:04:56I think you should just be careful about your, you know, expectations and stuff.
01:04:59What are you talking about expectations?
01:05:00I haven't said anything about expectations.
01:05:02I mean, this means something absolutely brand new.
01:05:04I mean, you're just getting excited, man.
01:05:06You should be careful.
01:05:07It's not about me getting excited.
01:05:08Yes, it is.
01:05:09It's not about me getting excited.
01:05:10You guys want to talk about emotions?
01:05:11Why the hell are you guys getting so depressed back then?
01:05:14There is new information.
01:05:15We can spend time outside of the car.
01:05:16It's nothing more than that.
01:05:17We're literally just trying to get you to be a little bit more realistic.
01:05:19I am completely not-
01:05:20I'm trying to look out for you because if you have these expectations, you're going to be disappointed.
01:05:24I don't fucking have expectations.
01:05:25Shut the fuck up, everybody, okay?
01:05:26No anger in the fucking car.
01:05:37Thank you so much.
01:06:07Aero time.
01:06:37Well, we're first.
01:06:45James, I think we should stop driving.
01:06:58I can drive.
01:06:59What?
01:07:00I know it sucks, I have to work out here, so I can take it.
01:07:04We don't have to divvy up shifts anymore, I'll take them all.
01:07:1130 more minutes of outside time.
01:07:34See you next time.
01:07:41James.
01:07:48Uh, digest an entire cylinder of PVC pipe or floss every 15 minutes.
01:08:15PVC pipe.
01:08:21Yeah, I was leaning more towards the floss, but I guess you could ingest, you know, smaller
01:08:26parts of the PVC pipe over time, you know?
01:08:28You know, like a time limit.
01:08:30Right?
01:08:31Sure.
01:08:32What if we're supposed to suffer here?
01:08:48What if we're supposed to suffer here?
01:09:01What if that's the point?
01:09:06Whoa.
01:09:07Then that's bullshit.
01:09:13I'll do it.
01:09:21For him.
01:09:22For him.
01:09:23For us.
01:09:24No.
01:09:25It should be me.
01:09:28No.
01:09:29It should be me.
01:09:44Please.
01:09:45It should be me.
01:10:02Stay!
01:10:32I'm sorry, man.
01:10:56I'm sorry.
01:10:58Give me the keys.
01:11:00James.
01:11:02I need you to give up.
01:11:06Okay, I need you to give up, man.
01:11:08You are torturing yourself for an answer that just doesn't exist, okay?
01:11:12You are the reason that you're suffering here now.
01:11:15The engine's still hot.
01:11:17It might still turn back on.
01:11:19So just give me the keys.
01:11:20No.
01:11:21Okay, no.
01:11:21We can't keep doing this to ourselves.
01:11:23You can't keep doing this to yourself, okay?
01:11:25We won't let you.
01:11:25I didn't do this to myself.
01:11:27I didn't put myself here.
01:11:29Yeah, yeah.
01:11:29We are here too, James.
01:11:31We lost everything too.
01:11:32We're here too.
01:11:33The only difference is that we've been trying to accept it.
01:11:36Because this life is easy for you.
01:11:39Because you're both okay just sitting around and doing fucking nothing.
01:11:43You're both okay just being victims here.
01:11:49It's over, man.
01:11:54It's done.
01:11:55James!
01:12:07James!
01:12:08Stop!
01:12:09James!
01:12:10James!
01:12:11James, fucking stop!
01:12:12James!
01:12:13Get the fuck off of him!
01:12:14James!
01:12:15Let him go!
01:12:16Stop!
01:12:16James!
01:12:17Fucking stopping him!
01:12:18Fucking breathe!
01:12:19It's better let go!
01:12:20Ah!
01:12:20Ah!
01:12:21Ah!
01:12:24Ah!
01:12:26Ah!
01:12:26Ah!
01:12:26Ah!
01:12:27Ah!
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:35Oh!
01:12:36Oh, it was a test.
01:12:36It was a test.
01:12:37Oh, my God.
01:12:37It was a fucking test.
01:12:38It was a fucking test.
01:12:40Oh, my God.
01:12:41How is it?
01:12:42Oh, my God.
01:12:43James, there is no test.
01:12:45So then just this?
01:12:46Just here?
01:12:48Forever?
01:12:49I had hope today.
01:12:51You have no idea what any of this could have meant.
01:12:53James, it doesn't fucking mean anything.
01:12:57Okay, there is no reason.
01:12:58It just happened.
01:12:59What the fuck do you know about reason?
01:13:01You were going to kill yourself.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Okay, please, please, please, please, sir, please, sir.
01:13:15Look, I will do anything.
01:13:17Who the fuck are you talking to?
01:13:19Come on.
01:13:19Fuck.
01:13:20Fuck.
01:13:20Please, please, please, please.
01:13:22I will do it.
01:13:22I will do it.
01:13:23Just please, please.
01:13:25Please, start.
01:13:28Fuck.
01:13:28Oh, my God, please, start.
01:13:30Just turn it on.
01:13:31Just turn it on.
01:13:35Please, start.
01:13:37Fuck.
01:13:38Fuck.
01:13:42Fuck.
01:13:42Fuck.
01:13:43Fuck.
01:13:43Fuck.
01:13:43Fuck.
01:13:43Fuck.
01:13:44Fuck.
01:13:44Fuck.
01:13:45Fuck.
01:13:45Fuck.
01:13:46Fuck.
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01:13:47Fuck.
01:13:47Fuck.
01:13:48Fuck.
01:13:48Fuck.
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01:13:59Fuck.
01:14:00Fuck.
01:14:00Fuck.
01:14:01Fuck.
01:14:01Fuck.
01:14:02Fuck.
01:14:03Fuck.
01:14:03Fuck.
01:14:04Fuck.
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01:14:07Fuck.
01:14:07Fuck.
01:14:08Fuck.
01:15:39Why is the road setting a forest?
01:15:54Why not end the staircase?
01:15:56Why not end the stairs?
01:16:26Hey, what is this?
01:16:32What is this?
01:16:34What's going on?
01:16:36Hey, hey, I'm sorry.
01:16:38I'm sorry.
01:16:40I didn't mean it.
01:16:42What is this?
01:16:44What is this now?
01:16:46Wait.
01:16:48Wait, is this bad?
01:16:50Wait, is this bad?
01:16:52Hang on, is this bad?
01:16:54What is this? What is this?
01:16:56What the fuck is this?
01:16:58Wait, please, please, we can talk about this.
01:17:00Fuck.
01:17:02Fuck.
01:17:04It's because I left them.
01:17:06Right?
01:17:08Shit.
01:17:24Where is this?
01:17:26How the fuck is this?
01:17:36I'm afraid.
01:17:38I'm afraid.
01:17:40I'm afraid.
01:17:42I'm afraid.
01:17:44I'm afraid.
01:21:46Fuck.
01:21:50It's really good.
01:21:57It's really good.
01:22:02It's really good.
01:22:32It's really good.
01:22:38It's really good.
01:22:44It's really good.
01:22:51It's really good.
01:23:00It's really good.
01:23:01It's really good.
01:23:07All right, I'm coming.
01:23:17It's really good.
01:23:18It's really good.
01:23:24It's really good.
01:23:25It's really good.
01:24:31Hey, can I ask you a question?
01:24:57Yeah.
01:24:58Who went in a fight?
01:25:04Fifty Hawks or a dude with a gun?
01:25:09Probably the Hawks.
01:25:14There's like 50 of them.
01:25:16I think so.
01:25:18Yeah.
01:25:21Yeah.
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:26Yeah.
01:25:28Yeah.
01:25:32Yeah.
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