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Aired (December 11, 2025): Nagtaka tuloy si Meme Vice sa graduating college student na si Dean kung bakit hindi pa ito sigurado sa kanyang tatahaking karera pagka-graduate!

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00:00How are you, Dean?
00:01He's talking to me, he's talking to me.
00:03He's talking to me.
00:04He's talking to me.
00:05He's talking to me.
00:06He's talking to me.
00:07Forever Dean.
00:08Forever Dean.
00:09Hi.
00:10May kakambal kasi siya.
00:12Sino?
00:13Rin.
00:14Rin naman yung...
00:15Rin.
00:16Si Dean.
00:17Anong apelido mo?
00:18Ang Bato.
00:19Sin ang Bato.
00:20Speros po.
00:21Ano?
00:22Nisperos.
00:23Nis?
00:24Nisperos.
00:25Nisperos.
00:26Ay, may magaling na volleyball player na Nisperos ang apelido.
00:28Anong ano mo yun?
00:29Kaapelido po.
00:30Si Faith, di ba?
00:32Ateneo siya dati eh.
00:34Ngayon nasa pro na siya.
00:35Pero ngayon nasa bahay siya.
00:37Makaaga pa wala siya.
00:39Nisperos.
00:40Anong skwelahan mo?
00:42I'm from St. Louis College, La Union.
00:45Oh!
00:46La Union.
00:47May bagyo din eh, di ba?
00:48St. Louis?
00:49Kala ko St. Louis yan dati.
00:50Iba yun?
00:51St. Louis.
00:52Pwede din anong pong St. Louis.
00:54Kasi sa bagyo, di ba?
00:55Mayroon.
00:56Mayroon singkat yun sa bagyo, yung St. Louis University.
00:58Eh, siya kasi St. Louis.
00:59Siya kasi St. Louis.
01:00Sister school po namin yung...
01:01A sister school.
01:02Ah, baka...
01:03Lagi ko narinigay kay sister school.
01:05Ba't wala ko narinigay?
01:06Brother school.
01:07Cousin school.
01:08Auntie school.
01:09Uncle school.
01:10Oo nga.
01:11Bakit naging sister?
01:12Bakla ba yung may-ari ng school?
01:13Hey!
01:14Sister?
01:15Sister school tayo, ha?
01:16Kasi nga po, yung mga president dun is mga pare.
01:19Ah, oo.
01:20Bakit sister?
01:21Siguro nagsawa na sila.
01:22So, sister na lang tawagan.
01:23Ah.
01:24Brotherhood kasi.
01:25Sister ni father.
01:30So, ni father ay sisters.
01:32Okay.
01:33So, St. Louis University sa Baguio.
01:36St. Louis College.
01:37Ah, St. Louis College.
01:39La Union.
01:40La Union.
01:41Ah, La Union kasi sa kanila eh.
01:42Ah, St. Louis pala yung Baguio.
01:43Baka branch yung Baguio.
01:44Baka branch yung Baguio.
01:45O, o.
01:46Maraming branch talaga yan.
01:47Baka kay Manzano yung ano.
01:48Ha?
01:49Luis Manzano!
01:51Patang ka siya.
01:52Ha?
01:53Ha?
01:54Ano screamo?
01:55Ha?
01:56Bumalik ko.
01:57Bumalik ko rin sa akin.
01:59O, Criminology ang kurso mo.
02:01Yes, Meme.
02:02Diba? Fourth year ka na ba?
02:03Four years ang Criminology talaga.
02:05Yes po, four years.
02:06Kasi may mga kurso yung limang taon.
02:08Meron din dalawang taon.
02:09Ang Criminology, four years.
02:11Bakit gusto mo mag-police?
02:13Uh.
02:14Diyos ko.
02:15Parang...
02:17Ganyan ako nung grade one.
02:18Tapos nalaman na lang na teacher ko nung nilangaw na ako.
02:21Hindi ka na gumagalaw.
02:22Hindi ka na gumagalaw.
02:23Kasi oo.
02:24Oo.
02:25Tapos tumuntulo na yung luha ko.
02:26Sabi sa akin,
02:27Biseral, why are you crying?
02:29Tapos nalaman na lang.
02:30Kasi, ay, ang dami ng langaw.
02:32Inaabot.
02:33Inaabot.
02:34Sa kabayan eh.
02:35Di ba?
02:36Oo.
02:38Bakit?
02:39Why did you choose Criminology as your course?
02:41Why do you wanna become a policeman?
02:43Actually, when we say Criminology po kasi hindi naman siya
02:46naka...
02:48Ano lang sa pagka-police.
02:49Yes?
02:50Yes.
02:51But what do you wanna become?
02:52Why did you choose Criminology?
02:54Maybe, I wanna be...
02:55Maybe?
02:56Graduating ka na?
02:57Maybe ka pati?
02:58Or...
02:59Just a first year ka,
03:00tsaka nag...
03:01Tata ka pagkailan ba?
03:02Pero nag-graduating ka rin hindi ka pa sure?
03:04Kasi nag...
03:05Pinagpipilihan ko po lang po kasi yung BFP at PNP ganun.
03:08Ha?
03:09Ano na?
03:10Pinagpipilihan ko pa lang po.
03:11Kung BFP or...
03:12Ano yung BFP?
03:13What does BFP stand for?
03:14Bureau of Fire Protection.
03:17Ah.
03:18Bureau of Fire Protection.
03:19Oh, pero...
03:20Pero nung...
03:21Nung kinuha mo yan, anong nasa isip mo?
03:24Pagdating mo ng 40, pipili ka dun sa dalawa?
03:26Yun ang...
03:28Siguro po...
03:29Siguro?
03:30Siguro nga, ay na...
03:33Siguro?
03:34Try ko po siyang upland booth.
03:35Kasi may mga kota-kota po kasi.
03:37Mera pumasok.
03:38Pero nung bata tayo, yung simpleng tanong,
03:40What do you wanna be when you grow up?
03:44Pilot po.
03:46Pilot.
03:47Kaya ka nag-criminology para pag-isipan mo kung gusto mo maging fireman o police.
03:52Masyado po kasing mahal yung tweet sa pilot.
03:56So ngayong gagraduate ka na, hindi mo pa rin alam kung police ka o fireman.
04:01Yes po.
04:02Depende na lang po kung saan ako makapasok, ganon.
04:04Ay, ganon.
04:06Kung sinong opening?
04:07Kasi...
04:09As long as nandun naman po yung passion ko na to serve.
04:12And... yun po.
04:14Pero sa pamilya mo, walang passion to serve.
04:16Eh, pati ka mag-ano na McDonald's.
04:19Iba yun.
04:20Yung mga service ko, ang passion nila is to serve.
04:23Diba?
04:25Sana ma-decipher mo yan.
04:27Oh.
04:28M-decipher!
04:29Oh!
04:30Oh!
04:31Decipher!
04:32Kung lalag-lag ka, kakausapin mo siya.
04:33Ah, sige, sige.
04:34Parang si Rano.
04:35Ah!
04:36Wala pa, tinula kita.
04:38Wala pa.
04:39Ah!
04:40Kaya mo lang pigil.
04:42Pagpita mo nila.
04:43Ang aga natin mag-ipo ng entry sa susunod na business.
04:45Oo, okay.
04:46Ay, para marami tayo eh.
04:47Anniversary.
04:48Okay.
04:49So, ngayon, graduatein ko.
04:51Ano daw to?
04:52Consistent, ano?
04:53Ano?
04:54Ano?
04:55Ano?
04:56Parang may atraso kami.
04:57Ano?
04:58Parang sasakta niya ka. Consistent.
04:59Ano?
05:00Ano?
05:01Ano?
05:02Ano may consistent?
05:03Oh, easy!
05:04Okay, may police eh.
05:05Mara na nga siya consistent.
05:06Anong police?
05:07Hindi pa nga alam niya kung gusto naging papera.
05:08Polis niya.
05:09Basta nag-uniform lang siya.
05:11Oh, okay.
05:12Pagkita sa graduation, saka niya pa ma-ano.
05:13Malalaman nun.
05:14Consistent, Dean's Lister.
05:16Oh.
05:17Kasi may listahan siya mismo eh.
05:19Ako na po mag-uming naglilista sa sarili.
05:21May panlaban ako siya.
05:22Ito rin to, Dean.
05:23Dean din to.
05:24Ano yan?
05:25Si Undin.
05:26Ay, lumalaban.
05:27Lumalaban.
05:28Ah!
05:29Ano pa?
05:30Ito mo, kala mo sa sarili ng Little Miss Philippines, kanyan pa siya.
05:35Kala ko ka-start ko eh.
05:37Mamaya yung talent mo ha.
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