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00:00Welcome to the house of Torridge.
00:30Well, wrestling fans, it is time for our next match of the evening, and I for want to be joined by an incredible tag team in their own right.
00:46There's a three-man booth here at World Tag Team 20.25.
00:49Uh-oh.
00:49Monster stops in the building. Alex Zane, Lance Archer. How are you, gentlemen?
00:53We're doing great. Let's take a picture for the people.
00:55We're doing lovely, even though baby Zane just cost us one, you know.
01:02Well, there's a reason I didn't invite Zane J to the broadcast.
01:04Well, probably because he is back there putting ice on it, you know.
01:16We get right into the action here tonight, rolling on House of Tortures, Red Narita, Sonata.
01:20And Yostable Katamaru in the building.
01:25House of Torture eliminated just yesterday in World Tag League competition.
01:33House of Torture has a lot of sneaky habits, don't they?
01:37Yeah, well.
01:38Sneaky boys.
01:39Yeah, no doubt about it.
01:40Bunch of sneaky snakes and cheeky chase.
01:42Cheeky chase, huh?
01:44Black.
01:47He's got the Chinese boots.
01:48Chase has the Chinese boots.
01:52Yes, he does.
01:52Yeah.
01:54Maybe China.
01:55China.
01:55China.
01:56China.
01:56These two guys.
02:13Oh, it is.
02:15Shilta Umano and Yuya Uemura make their way down the ringside tonight.
02:19And it came all the way down to the bitter end for Umano and Uemura just yesterday in World
02:25Tag League action.
02:26All right, Umano and Yuya Uemura have not come alone here tonight.
02:35Joined by the NJW World Television Champion, El Phantasmus in the building.
02:42This is definitely one of the more flashy teams right now.
02:45Looking bright between the hair and the glasses.
02:48A lot of good hair going.
02:49The pink.
02:49Umano and Yuya Uemura is a robe.
02:55Genuine leather.
02:57Genuine leather.
03:01I felt it.
03:01But it's a tale as old as time.
03:10House of Torture taking on Hontai here on the evening.
03:13We already saw Hontai victorious earlier on thanks to Hiroshi Tanahashi here in Nagasaki.
03:19We'll see how the newer generation of Uemura will know an El Phantasmus there against Narita
03:24Sonata in Kanemaru.
03:26Old as time?
03:27Old as time.
03:28Are you sure?
03:29Well, that's really old.
03:30Yeah, that's true.
03:32Old as dirt.
03:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:40If it's me in there, I want to start with Kanemaru because I know he's drunk.
03:45Really?
03:46You know that for a fact.
03:47Oh, look at it.
03:48Well, okay.
03:49Drunk as a skunk.
03:49You guys are really loud in my ear right now.
03:56I'm just letting you know.
03:56You're welcome.
03:57You're really loud.
03:59Oh, okay.
04:01Let the people know, too.
04:02That's why.
04:03You think Yano gets mad when he does that?
04:14Probably.
04:15That's a good question.
04:17So, Yano, Toru.
04:19Do you think he can see with those on?
04:25All the questions to be answered here tonight.
04:27I got a lot of questions about this.
04:29Hopefully he doesn't have, like, seizures or anything.
04:31You know, kind of epileptic seizures with those glasses.
04:35They could cause it.
04:38Alex, do you have any questions?
04:40He's got a lot of questions.
04:40I got a lot of questions.
04:41He's got a lot of questions.
04:42You could fire him off.
04:42First of all, how dare them?
04:44How dare them?
04:45How dare them?
04:46Those sons of.
04:47Oh, and we're already getting started here.
04:50The sneaky snakes.
04:51See?
04:52Well, it is our fifth match of the evening here tonight.
04:55Yet another House of Torture encounter.
04:56Yet another jump start.
04:58It is Rennerita, Sonata, and Yoshinobu Kanemaru putting the pressure in on Yuya Uemura.
05:02And I got to tell you, gentlemen, I mean, you two have wrestled all throughout every single league match possible.
05:07In this year's World Tag League, the injuries start to amount after what is going to end up being a 17-night tournament when all said and done.
05:14That's not including travel days or off days as well.
05:17And we have not had a lot of those.
05:18Not a lot.
05:19No, we've had a lot of off travel days.
05:21We haven't had an actual off day since the beginning of the tour.
05:24Yeah, right.
05:24Yeah, we see the trainer's room every time I go in there to get my neck taped together is getting more and more busy.
05:32As you can see, he's got tape on his arm.
05:35He's got tape on his arm.
05:38A lot of tape.
05:39A lot of tape.
05:40I wonder what the budget is for tape.
05:42Big tape budget here.
05:43Tape budget.
05:44New Japan Pro Wrestling.
05:45We've apparently increased the English commentary budget.
05:48I had no idea we could do three-man boots in this company.
05:50A lot of changes.
05:51We're finding out new stuff all the time, huh?
05:52A lot of changes when Lance Archer and Alexander are in the building.
05:55Well, Lance was like, oh, you think they'll let us do three-man?
05:59Oh, no.
06:01And I said, hey, if you go tell them we're doing it, what are they going to do?
06:05And that's what he did.
06:06I was just going to show up.
06:07Yeah, well, no one's going to pull you away.
06:09I know.
06:11Pulled me away before they pulled Lance Archer away.
06:13Awesome.
06:13Torture with us another match.
06:14Oh, boy.
06:16That is a rough, rough landing for Yuya Umbura here.
06:20Meanwhile, more tape.
06:21Yeah, Sonata and Shoto Umbira taking things out to Nagasaki.
06:25The tape budget is huge for this match.
06:28Oh, boy.
06:34For the people at home, that means watch out.
06:38Get out of the way.
06:38Get out of the way.
06:40Yeah, I think.
06:42Oh, he's stepping on his merchandise, or her merchandise.
06:44Darn Sonata darn it
06:53Gosh darn it
06:58We don't have to ball well, I've said we did a lot of dick jokes
07:07When do we see
07:09Dicto go jr. We already saw
07:14Did we? Yeah, we already did. I missed him. Yeah
07:18Count of 15 now you or more back inside the ring
07:22And it was world tag
07:25Yeah, this is this is outrageous. Is that a cricket?
07:30Yeah, it was the bell hammer
07:33With World Tag League 2025 essentially coming to the end here gentlemen you to especially everyone on the New Japan roster as well
07:40looking ahead to
07:42126 and a majority looking ahead to the Tokyo talk
07:45How do you find yourself a spot on the Tokyo Dome card now that this tournaments over?
07:49well, you find
07:53Tokyo Dome
07:55Yes, you poison their food
07:57Yeah, well, that's that's one approach. Let's talk about
08:01They better not take my time. I don't know if it's here. No, they're gonna be fine. They yeah American Taco Bell
08:06They may not make it
08:11Meanwhile, Sonata takes out or rather Connemara takes out Fantasma on the apron. It's Connemara with it with Mora
08:19Yeah, they got
08:21a little more kind of
08:26Kind of secluded in the corner there taking advantage fans wanting to fight back though listen
08:31Hard to fight back
08:33It's not as
08:34It smells like
08:35It smells like
08:36Someone's fingers are in your nostrils
08:39Kusak
08:40And someone's food is in your ear
08:42I mean smelly
08:44Hmm
08:44Picked up a couple Japanese words in here
08:46Hmm
08:46Just words
08:47Little vocab
08:48Little vocabulary
08:49Little vocabulary
08:53Sonata and Uemora now
08:55Doing all that they can to battle back here
08:57We all are
08:58There it is
08:59Yeah, there we go
09:00Right in the basement though
09:04Is that knee taped up too?
09:05It's gonna be
09:09Here's the tape budget
09:10It's shot
09:11Look at this one
09:12Oh, there you go
09:14Little fight
09:15Fight ski
09:16I think might have just hair cut
09:18Oh
09:19And Norita
09:20Yeah, manages to turn things around here tonight
09:24Wasn't having that
09:25Norita used to be a sweet young lion
09:28Oh, well
09:29Then he got hooked up with Suzuki
09:30And now he's with House of Torture
09:32A lot hasn't certainly changed for Norita
09:35Not a lot of success has come his way as of recent for it
09:39We gotta make it to the point
09:41Gotta make it
09:43Come on
09:44Here they come
09:45Here they come
09:46Here they come
09:47Watch the red corner now
09:48Here's the world television champion
09:49El Phantasma
09:50Make it down
09:51Here we go
09:52Here we go
09:53It's ELP your legal man
09:54Here's Sonata
09:55Hippity hoppity hippity hoppity bam bam
09:56That's right
09:58Yeah
09:59Little bandera
10:01Little bandera
10:02Duck
10:03Shot
10:04Oh
10:05Stunner hot shot
10:06That's
10:07He has a hot shot
10:08He's gonna
10:09Whoop
10:10Whoop
10:11Mike Bolton
10:12Oh
10:13You think I could do that?
10:14Yeah?
10:15The flex?
10:16Absolutely
10:17No, not the flex
10:18Oh, okay
10:19You could elbow someone in the haircut
10:20I can do that really well
10:22That's Phantasma and Sonata all alone
10:24Your two legal men right now
10:26Hoppy hippy hoppity
10:27Oh
10:28Sonata would love to put down LP here tonight
10:30Not gonna happen
10:31Movesaw off the middle
10:32Cover here Phantasma
10:34He out-hipped his hopp right there
10:36Yeah, here we go
10:37One more time
10:38Oh
10:39Keep it rolling
10:40You're hopping
10:41I gotta say
10:42That looks a lot cooler
10:43From this side of the ropes
10:45Yeah, he did that to me when they had our match
10:47Yeah, he did
10:48Phantasma getting rolling
10:52A hard man to stop
10:54Yeah, watch it
10:55Oh, he's crowd walking
10:56Look at that
10:57Oh, perfect for him
10:59Whoa
11:00That was
11:01Can you hold Jerry with that elbow drop?
11:04It's effective
11:05Now he's playing his belly button
11:07That's the air guitar, Alex
11:09Oh
11:10I've never seen you play an air guitar like that
11:11You've eaten a combo
11:12I've eaten a combo
11:13Yeah
11:14Yeah
11:15Is it Oishi?
11:16I think
11:17It must be
11:18Sonata
11:19Full of just filler, you know?
11:21Yeah, certainly so
11:22Don't really digest it
11:2330 minutes later
11:24Oh
11:25Right in the gooch
11:27Oh no, and now Sonata
11:33Oh
11:35Horrible
11:36Horrible
11:37Exchange here
11:38He's gotta get out
11:42He's gotta dig that gooch out
11:44And now here's Shoto Umino, your legal man
11:47Yep, yep
11:48Here he goes
11:49Yeah, Umino
11:50He's looking fresh
11:51He's gotta go from the main event of the Tokyo Dome January 4th earlier this year
11:56No spot of the Tokyo Dome card in 2026 so far
12:00Umino's gotta try and get some momentum behind him
12:02Go to victory over Sonata
12:03Put him in place here
12:04Oh
12:09Watch it
12:10Oh
12:11He yanked the pad out of the corner
12:12Now here's Sonata's gonna make that tag to KaNamaru
12:15This might be Dick Togo number 3
12:17I don't know anymore
12:18Ah
12:19No
12:25Watch it one more time
12:27Double suplex there from KaNamaru and Narita
12:30Big damage
12:32One more time
12:33Looking to play it out
12:34Got him
12:35Oh nice
12:36Cover here for Yoshinobu
12:38No
12:39Oh
12:40Broke it up by Hontai again
12:42I'm not letting that happen
12:51At least KaNamaru got stuck in this field
12:53Yes
12:54Yes
12:55Yes
12:56Yes
12:57Okay
12:58You're a junior buddy
12:59You know the junior heavyweight trying to out-muscle Shoto Umino
13:02Not today
13:03Watch Umino down
13:04Oh
13:05Oh
13:06Oh
13:07Sneaky snakes
13:08Referee Marty Asami shoved into the line of fire
13:11Oh, here goes the whiskey
13:12Oh
13:13Big whiskey
13:14Zane you said it earlier
13:15He's self-drunk off the job
13:16He's gonna hit him with the bottle
13:18Oh
13:19Oh
13:20That's crazy
13:21Big forearm shot to Yuya
13:22No party foul
13:24I don't think he dropped the bottle
13:29And Narita
13:30Narita watch it
13:31Son in death
13:32Oh
13:33Oh
13:34Smelt it
13:35Teeth it
13:36No
13:37Uh oh
13:38Oh
13:39No
13:40No
13:41No
13:42No
13:43No
13:44No
13:45No
13:46No
13:47No
13:48No
13:49No
13:50No
13:51No
13:53Screw the dragon
13:54And now Umino steps through the STF locked in
13:57From Shoto to Yoshino with Kanemaru
13:59I have not seen Kanemaru tap many times
14:01He just stopped
14:02He's just stopped
14:03He's just stopped
14:04Tonight
14:05He's just stopped
14:06He's out here
14:07Benito
14:08He's going hippity hoppity hippity tap
14:10The kids love him.
14:30They love who?
14:32Them.
14:33Them?
14:34No, no, they don't love him at all.
14:38He's drunk.
14:38He's the drunk uncle.
14:42Is that making the fuckle?
14:44Yeah.
14:44A loss here tight for House of Torture.
14:47A victory tight for Shoto and O'Neal Memorial.
14:50There's a child in the ring.
14:51Oh, two childs in the ring.
14:54Oh, they got the...
14:55That's not genuine leather, though.
14:59Cheap.
15:00Cheap kid.
15:00What is happening?
15:03Oh.
15:04Oh, they're dressed up as them.
15:07That's awesome.
15:08That's too stinking cute.
15:19That right there is a memory that's going to last a lifetime for those two children.
15:23I could run in there and scare them.
15:25Yeah, go get them, bud.
15:26Make them cry.
15:28Don't do that.
15:29Why not?
15:30It was a lot of fun back in the day.
15:31Well...
15:32I don't think they would agree.
15:37I don't think they would agree.
15:39Come on, boy.
15:45How are you?
15:57Well, wrestling fans, victory for home tie on the evening.
16:00We move right on in soon enough to our semi-main event of the evening
16:04in a very interesting situation.
16:06What's that?
16:07Comes your way in 10-man tag team action.
16:09Bullet Club War Dogs and the Unaffiliated versus the Bullet Club
16:14War Dogs and the Unaffiliated.
16:16Yeah, it's going to be a...
16:17Are we going to see some dog-on-dog crap?
16:19Well, we very well may.
16:22That's not true.
16:23Marty's back in the ring.
16:24He's recovered.
16:26Marty, oh, he's back.
16:27He's back.
16:27Good for him.
16:28Good for him.
16:29Can't keep that man down.
16:31He can.
16:32Well, I've tried.
16:34He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:36He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:37He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:38He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:39He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:40He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:41He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:42He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:43He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:44He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:45He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:46He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:47He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:48He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:49He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:50He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:51He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:52He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:53He's a squirrely little bastard.
16:54We'll be back to Long Saki, and we'll be back to Long Saki.
17:25That's what I was thinking
17:27That's what you were thinking as well. Yeah, I was thinking that earlier. Wow
17:33So two little is said in Japan for wrestling is returned to Nagasaki
17:37And a massive thank you from team holds out here tonight
17:40We're gonna move right in to our semi-native entity for war dogs
17:45Take on the war dogs on the other
17:47It's beyond a billion still becoming our main event by the way
17:50Your first semi-final match in World Tag League 20-25
17:54Bishamon, Hiroki Koto and Ojihashi take on GMDK's
17:59Ryo Heoweya and Zack Stabler Jr.
18:18Oh, yeah, come on
18:20Got to get it. Slap hands. Slap hands. Come on, boys
18:26I don't want to slap hands. Slap hands, boys
18:29Oh, yeah, they dropped me on my neck
18:31Yeah
18:32Hey
18:32They don't even look at you
18:36They don't like the sauce
18:38They didn't even look my way
18:40I don't even exist to them
18:41They're mean
18:42Don't let the kids fool ya
18:45I'll show them
18:47They're mean
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