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00:00What the actual fuck happens when you eat an egg?
00:02Way more than your clueless ass thinks.
00:04You take a bite, swallow that thing, and boom.
00:07Your egg is sliding down your throat like a slippery little bastard straight into your stomach,
00:11where the real chaos begins.
00:13Your stomach acid goes full demon mode, melting that yolk in white like it owes it money.
00:18Proteins explode out, vitamins pop loose,
00:20and your stomach starts churning it all together like a pissed-off washing machine,
00:24turning your egg into a warm, nutritious goo your body can actually use.
00:27Then this egg soup gets dumped into your small intestine,
00:31and that's where your body gets freaky efficient.
00:33The wall starts sucking every gram of protein, calcium, B vitamins,
00:37every useful fucking molecule, like a starving vacuum.
00:40Your bloodstream grabs it all and delivers it to your muscles, brain, and organs,
00:45like a hyperactive Uber driver.
00:47Your liver cleans up the nutrients and turns them into pure, clean upgrade fuel.
00:52That egg protein, it gets to work patching up your muscle fibers,
00:54making you stronger instead of weaker like the rest of your lazy choices.
00:58And the nutrients, they sharpen your brain, support your heart,
01:02and boost your energy so you don't crash like a dying Roomba.
01:04Thank you so much.
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