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00:00eq-san
00:06hi
00:08знаем
00:09dude
00:16is
00:21explain
00:26独協は満点だよ いいきゅうひん
00:32いたずら厳しくいいきゅうひん
00:38泣けるけんかは唐岸 第三きゅうひん
00:44あー あー なむさんだ
00:50トンチンカンチン トンチンカンチン 気にしない
00:55気にしない 気にしない 気にしない
01:02望みは高く 安定しなく
01:07わからんちんののちんべちん トンチンカンチン行くか
01:13好き好き好き好き好き好き 愛してる
01:19Suki Suki Suki Suki Suki Suki Suki
01:221Q3
01:241Q3
01:27漂亮的倒影
01:33小和尚衣袖就有办法
01:40小和尚衣袖就有活泼
01:44啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
01:48小和尚衣袖就有办法
01:52啦啦啦啦
01:53
01:55利星
01:56利星姑娘
01:58怎么那么有空啊
02:00利星你来了
02:01重不重啊 我来帮你拿吧
02:04用了 很轻的
02:05利星真是越来越漂亮了
02:09利星 这个给你
02:12你抓给我的
02:13这些包子是我亲手做的
02:15所以送给你吃
02:16送给我吃
02:17你这手做的
02:19谢谢你哦
02:20利星姑娘 你太客气了啦
02:23哎 快点来哦
02:24利星带了些包子哦
02:26利星竟然分给别人吃啊
02:28哎呀 利星
02:29什么事啊
02:31你为什么那么关心一修呢
02:32你为什么那么关心一修呢
02:34哦 你在说什么嘛 修念
02:36你也知道的啊
02:37一修曾经就问我爸爸
02:39这些包子算什么呢
02:41不过是小意思罢了
02:42哎呀 原来是这样
02:45我差点忘了
02:46
02:46是大师耶
02:48好啊 大师
02:50我刚刚拿了一些包子来给一修
02:53你也吃一点吧
02:54啊 啊 谢谢你啊
02:55啊 啊
02:56啊 谢谢你啊
02:56啊 啊 啊 啊 啊
02:57啊 啊 你也吃一点吧
02:58啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊
02:59啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊
03:05啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 我而为你也 patreon了嘛
03:07Thank you very much.
03:09Yes, it's delicious.
03:11You don't want to thank me.
03:13Yes, it is.
03:15Where did he go?
03:17Where did he go?
03:19Yes.
03:21He told him to clean up.
03:23Yes, I didn't get you.
03:25He's in there.
03:27He told him to clean up.
03:31He told him to clean up.
03:33He really likes him.
03:35He really knows what he did.
03:37He told him to clean up.
03:39He told him to clean up.
03:41He is so ugly.
03:45How much to say it.
03:47People do not need to clean up.
03:49He allows you to clean up.
03:51He didn't want to clean up.
03:53Fill up here.
03:55Not me.
03:57It's not wrong with you.
03:59Nothing to eat.
04:03I'm going to help you, brother.
04:07No, I'm going to be here alone.
04:10Why are you so angry?
04:12I'm going to help you.
04:14I'm going to help you.
04:16Don't worry about it.
04:18Let's go.
04:23There are so many things.
04:25What are you doing?
04:27I'm going to help you.
04:33I'm sorry.
04:34I'm sorry.
04:36I'm sorry.
04:37I like to wash your clothes.
04:39Let me wash your clothes.
04:41You're so angry.
04:43You're so angry.
04:51Look at your clothes.
04:52Your clothes are clean.
04:54Where are you?
04:55You're so angry.
04:58You're so angry.
04:59You're not angry.
05:00It's not.
05:05You're angry.
05:06Yes, you're angry.
05:07You're angry.
05:08You're angry.
05:10You're angry.
05:12You're angry.
05:16You're angry.
05:17Yes.
05:18The washing machine is ready.
05:19You're going to get it.
05:20You're not ready to go.
05:22You're angry.
05:23You're angry.
05:24I'm angry.
05:25I'm angry.
05:26But I was just going to go to the bathroom.
05:27I'm angry.
05:28You're angry.
05:29I'm angry.
05:30I'm angry.
05:31I'm angry.
05:32I'm angry.
05:33I'm angry.
05:34You're angry.
05:35You're angry.
05:36You're angry.
05:37You're angry.
05:38You're angry.
05:39You're angry.
05:40You're angry.
05:41You're angry.
05:42You're angry.
05:43You're angry.
05:44You're angry.
05:45You're angry.
05:46You're angry.
05:47You're angry.
05:48You're angry.
05:49You're angry.
05:50You're angry.
05:51You're angry.
05:52You're angry.
05:53You're angry.
05:54You're angry.
05:55You're angry.
05:56You're angry.
05:57Oh, he's very聪明.
05:59He's so hard to guess.
06:01He's got to guess.
06:17You're welcome.
06:19You're welcome.
06:25How are you?
06:26Oh.
06:28Stay here.
06:30You're welcome.
06:32You're welcome.
06:34You're welcome.
06:36I'm a good accountant.
06:38I'm good.
06:40It's a good accountant.
06:42It's a great accountant.
06:44It's so awesome.
06:46He's so excited.
06:48You're welcome.
06:49I'm happy so much.
06:51You just need to know my cat.
06:54I'm not very tired
06:56It's hard to do so
06:58I have to tell you something to do
07:00I have to do something
07:01This is hard to do
07:02I want you to go to a place
07:04What do you want?
07:06It's a flower
07:08It's a flower
07:16You go to a flower
07:18I want to get it
07:19Okay
07:21You go where?
07:24I'll go
07:26I'll go
07:28I'll go
07:30I'll go
07:31What did you do?
07:32You can't get it
07:34You can't get it
07:35I'll go
07:36I'll go
07:38I'll go
07:41I'll go
07:42You got it
07:43It's a flower
07:44That's the flower
07:45It's a flower
07:46It's a flower
07:47It's a flower
07:48I'll go to the flower
07:49Oh
07:53In the middle
07:55Oh
07:57Oh
08:01Oh
08:03Oh
08:05Oh
08:13Oh
08:15Oh
08:18我不
08:27就算我知道我也不告诉你
08:32怎麼今天禮籍還沒有來
08:34它有事情做嗎,怎麼可能天天來呢
08:37醫生
08:38你在這裡呀
08:40醫生
08:42要不要緊啊
08:44你看看你的手在流血呀
08:47I'm fine.
08:49I'm fine.
08:51I'm fine.
08:57I'm fine.
08:59I'm fine.
09:05I'm fine.
09:13I can't see it.
09:15Wow, really beautiful.
09:17Look, the weather is so beautiful.
09:21I'm fine.
09:23I'm so happy when the weather is the time.
09:25You're not the same?
09:27I'm fine.
09:29What are you talking about?
09:31How bad are you?
09:33I'm back.
09:41Mom.
09:43Mom.
09:45Mom.
09:47Mom.
09:49Mom.
09:51Mom.
09:53Mom.
09:55Mom.
09:57Mom.
09:59Mom.
10:01Mom.
10:03Mom.
10:05Mom.
10:07Mom.
10:09Mom.
10:11Mom.
10:13Mom.
10:15Mom.
10:16Mom.
10:17Mom.
10:18Mom.
10:19Mom.
10:20Mom.
10:21Mom.
10:22Mom.
10:23Mom.
10:24Mom.
10:25Mom.
10:26Mom.
10:27Mom.
10:28Mom.
10:29Mom.
10:30Mom.
10:31Mom.
10:32Mom.
10:33Mom.
10:34I'm not going to sleep.
10:37I'm not going to sleep.
10:50How are you so late,小妍?
10:55I don't have to do her. Why did she not lie?
11:04What's your name?
11:06What's your name?
11:08I'm scared.
11:10You don't have to use your name.
11:12You can write your name.
11:14It's not good.
11:16It's not good.
11:18What's your name?
11:20Tell me.
11:22It's not good.
11:24I don't have a name.
11:26It's not good.
11:28It's not good.
11:30Yes.
11:32You're right.
11:34You're right.
11:36Yes.
11:38You're right.
11:40I know.
11:42I'm not sure.
11:48I'm not sure.
11:50I'm not sure.
11:58I'm not sure.
12:00You're right.
12:02I don't know.
12:04You're right.
12:06You can write a letter.
12:08I don't know.
12:10You can write a letter.
12:12You're right.
12:14It's a matter of language.
12:16What the fuck?
12:17Why don't you be interested?
12:19You're right.
12:20I love you.
12:22I love you.
12:24This is the one.
12:26This is the one.
12:36Hi.
12:38Let's go.
12:50That's true.
12:52I think you're a silly.
12:54It's strange.
12:56I don't know.
12:58What's this?
12:59Yes.
13:00What's this?
13:01Yes.
13:02What're you doing?
13:04What's that?
13:05I don't know.
13:06What's that?
13:07What's this?
13:08What's that?
13:09What's that?
13:10Don't you?
13:11I don't understand.
13:13I don't know.
13:14What's that?
13:16You didn't ask for your name?
13:17What's that?
13:18You are sure you are aware of it, but you don't want to tell me.
13:23You don't want me to be a fool.
13:25Actually, I thought it was who wrote it.
13:28You know who wrote it?
13:30I am sure.
13:32What's your name?
13:33Who wrote it?
13:35What's your name?
13:40What's your name?
13:41What's your name?
13:43What's your name?
13:44What's your name?
13:46What's your name?
13:48Oh, you're listening.
13:50I'm not sure you're so scared.
13:53What's your name?
13:55What's your name?
13:58What's your name?
13:59I don't want to be a fool.
14:01Look at this.
14:03You're a person.
14:04How can you write this?
14:06It's too much.
14:07You're not kidding.
14:09I'm going to be a girl.
14:11If this is a woman, I'm going to tell you.
14:13What's your name?
14:14How's your name?
14:15You're not kidding.
14:16You say.
14:17You're right.
14:18You're right.
14:19I'm so sorry.
14:20I'm so sorry.
14:21How's your name?
14:23You're right.
14:24You're right.
14:25You're right.
14:26You're right.
14:27Yusuf
14:29You don't want to use your power to say it.
14:33I understand your meaning.
14:35I'm not going to worry.
14:37How are you?
14:39How are you?
14:41How are you?
14:43Why don't you say it?
14:47How do you say it?
14:49How do you say it?
14:51I'm going to do this.
14:53How do you say it?
14:55What?
14:57何老板
14:59其实这件事情并不是一修做的
15:01什么?你说什么?
15:03
15:05兄弟说得对.
15:06今天事不一定是一修哥做的.
15:07他不会做这种事
15:09你们不要再说了
15:10小爷妹妹
15:11兄弟师兄
15:12谢谢你们帮我解释
15:14不过无论如何
15:15我还是要向何老板道歉的
15:18对不起
15:19请你原谅我
15:21在搞什么鬼
15:29例行的事情如果传了出去就不得了了
15:33我得赶快帮他找个对象才行
15:36何老板
15:37张老板
15:38好久不见了
15:39今天你没事
15:40咱们一块去喝一杯吧
15:42也可以
15:43反正我心情不太好
15:45你说去哪就去哪吧
15:47你那女儿立心的好吗
15:49我在想她一定长得挺挺玉立的了
16:08立心
16:12你回来了
16:13爸爸
16:14酒味好重
16:15你是不是喝了很多酒
16:17老板
16:18北心
16:19请你原谅爸爸吧
16:20我知道了
16:21你一定是要输钱了
16:23是不是要跟张老板赌钱了呢
16:26爸爸
16:27你怎么又跟他在一起
16:29你不是知道
16:30他这个人是出了名的坏蛋
16:32我听别人说
16:33他在别的地方是做贼的
16:37现在说什么都已经来不及了
16:39爸爸
16:40你是不是输了很多钱呢
16:42告诉我
16:43就算输了很多钱也没关系
16:45最多再辛苦一下把它赚回来
16:47可是这一次我
16:49到底怎么了
16:50你是不是连急警号也输掉呢
16:53就算是店面也不是那么重要了
16:56是什么
16:57爸爸你说清楚
16:58你告诉我
16:59你到底跟他赌什么
17:01我们今天赌博把你当了赌注
17:04我赌注
17:05结果我输了
17:06你必须要嫁给他
17:08太过分了
17:12怎么会这样子
17:17一兄
17:18怎么了
17:19我刚才听人家说何老板强迫立心嫁人
17:23不知道是嫁给谁
17:24就是那个坏蛋张老板
17:27什么
17:28张老板
17:29那怎么行
17:32一兄
17:33你一定要救救他
17:36一兄他来了
17:39打倒了
17:41你就是张老板是不是
17:43你就是很出名的机灵小和尚一兄
17:47我就是安国寺的义兄
17:53何老板
17:54我是衙门的李总兵
17:55我叫李武进
18:02何老板
18:03男子汉大丈夫一言替出司马难追
18:06别忘了我们的约定了
18:09我又没说不算数
18:10义兄
18:11你说
18:12做人最重要的是不是要有信用
18:15但是张老板
18:16人根本事情就不知道这件事情
18:19张老板
18:20你只是要立心嫁给你而已
18:22当然是
18:24既然一早答应了
18:26就不可以反悔
18:27爸爸
18:28你说该怎么办
18:32既然一休肯出面帮你说话
18:34我就跟他较量一下
18:35如果我输了
18:36你说怎么样就怎么样
18:37
18:38是不是真的
18:39当然了
18:40如果我出了难题
18:41你可以回答的话
18:42我愿意放弃娶立心姑娘
18:44说话算话
18:46不要说谎
18:48当然了
18:50我跟何老板是不一样的
18:52男人大丈夫
18:53一言即出司马难追
18:55我跟一休斗机日
18:56麻烦大人不要插嘴
18:57
18:58你出问题
18:59一休和尚
19:00请你跟我出来
19:01一休
19:02这次全靠你了
19:04张老板是个坏蛋
19:06一休能不能赢他呢
19:10很多人都知道我是出了名的坏蛋
19:12相信你也知道
19:13我当然知道了
19:14在这个世界上什么都讲势力的
19:16如果什么都怕
19:17在这个社会上怎么立足
19:19比如说我要得到那匹马
19:21无论有什么方法
19:22都要得到那匹马
19:23如果是你呢
19:24你要用什么方法来得到那匹马
19:25
19:26这个就是我要考你的难题了
19:27你是一个和尚
19:28当然不会杀人了
19:29现在就要应用你的机制
19:30想办法把那匹马给抢过来
19:31怎么样
19:32一休
19:33你的意思是说叫我去偷那匹马咯
19:34嘿嘿嘿嘿
19:35如果你做得到呢
19:36我就放弃去立行
19:37真是在为难我
19:38真是好玩啊
19:39一个和尚去偷那匹马
19:40这些方法都要得到他为止
19:41如果是你呢
19:42你要用什么方法来得到那匹马
19:44这个就是我要考你的难题了
19:46你是一个和尚
19:47当然不会杀人了
19:48现在就要应用你的机制
19:49想办法把那匹马给抢过来
19:50怎么样
19:51一休
19:52你的意思是说叫我去偷那匹马咯
19:55嘿嘿嘿
19:56如果你做得到呢
19:57我就放弃去立行
20:00真是在为难我
20:02一个和尚去偷东西
20:03除了我之外
20:04没有人会想到办法的
20:05看看你有什么办法
20:08嘿嘿嘿
20:09怎么样
20:10还不赶快去抢
20:32哎呀
20:33真是浪费啊
20:46这只鞋子还那么新呢
20:47谁丢在这呢
20:51哎呀
20:52这里还有一只啊
20:53刚好是一对的
20:54我的马呢
21:02怎么不见了
21:03跑到哪里睡了
21:04没有理由不见的
21:06真对不起
21:07借你的马来用一下
21:09待会让还给你
21:14怎么样
21:15你满意了吧
21:16真是太有意思了
21:17和尚居然会偷东西
21:18你说过了
21:19如果拿到那匹马
21:20你就不取立心了
21:21义修
21:22我讲的话你也可以相信
21:23这次你被我骗了
21:25你说什么
21:26不用说了
21:27我做何老板的女婿
21:28我是坐定了
21:29你太过分了
21:30你不是说大丈夫讲话
21:32一言九鼎的吗
21:33你现在竟然这样子说话不算话
21:36你真是太卑鄙了
21:37你现在太卑鄙了
21:46你到底想怎么样
21:47你不要乱了
21:48我跟你说过
21:49我是个坏蛋
21:50义修
21:51无论我想要什么
21:52只要我有武力
21:53一定可以抢过来的
21:54你不相信
21:55你在说什么
21:56张老板
21:57总命大人
21:58我也猜到
21:59你会骗义修的
22:00所以我就跟在你后面
22:03你清楚地告诉我
22:04你刚才跟义修讲的话
22:05是不是在跟他开玩笑的
22:06当然是开玩笑的了
22:08总命大人
22:09义修和尚
22:10他的确是非常聪明
22:12比我想象中的更聪明
22:13你不用再讲这些废话了
22:15聪明的赶快走吧
22:17
22:19
22:20快走
22:21终于解决了
22:23总命大人
22:24糟了
22:25我忘记把那匹马
22:27放给那位老伯伯了
22:28放心好了
22:29义修
22:30我已经把你摆平了
22:31我已经把那匹马
22:32交给那位老伯了
22:34你已经给他了
22:35你已经给他了
22:37讲最好了
22:38谢天谢地
22:39这次谢谢你
22:40谢谢你帮我的忙
22:43义修
22:44你干嘛那么客气
22:45义修
22:49这次真的好谢谢你
22:51不好意思
22:53哪里
22:54关于那封信
22:55义修你已经告诉我
22:56义修
22:57义修他讲了
22:58义修
22:59义修
23:00很对不起
23:01让那么多人误会你
23:02算了吧
23:03其实我也有很多地方做错了
23:05因为立心姑娘帮我包伤口的时候
23:08我竟然可以想到我的妈妈耶
23:10想到你的妈妈
23:12是啊
23:13立心姑娘
23:14你原谅我吧
23:15兄弟师兄
23:16原来这件事情是这样的
23:18现在你全都明白了
23:20开不开心呢
23:21我当然开心了
23:31小爷妹妹好像不再生义修的气了
23:33真是好
23:34女孩子的心里
23:35始终比男孩子要复杂一些
23:37哈哈哈
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23:39你在笑什么呢
23:40没事
23:41是兄弟爱的撑在你
23:43那我们快点走吧
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23:53今天的故事好看吗
23:54我们下期再见咯
24:00母亲
24:02好吗
24:04好吗
24:05昨晚的梦
24:08明亮的星期
24:09我找到了一只星期
24:11我找到了一只星期
24:13我找到了一只星期
24:15我找到了一只星期
24:17我找到了一只星期
24:19我找到了一只星期
24:20心情可能
24:22zao
24:23liability
24:24我找到了一只星期
24:25为这个不直接
24:26king
24:27
24:32如果
24:34辈 Public
24:35
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24:39我们
24:39
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24:41ака
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24:48母上様一休
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