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HARBOUR LIGHTS - Series 1 - Episode 9 - "Highland Fling"
Originally broadcast 8th April 1999
Written by Gil Brailey
Directed by Keith Boak
HARBOUR LIGHTS was BBC TV Drama starring Nick Berry consisting of 16 episodes over 2 seasons broadcast between 18th February 1999 to 28th May 2000. Mike Nicholls (Nick Berry) a former Royal Navy officer returns home to Bridehaven to take on the role of Harbourmaster.
Series One chronicles low profile storylines in a sleepy Harbour Town however Series 2 features more dynamic action paced storylines.
Both Nick Berry & Matilda Ziegler appeared previously in Eastenders creating an unlikely chemical triangle with Tina Hobley however by Season 2 producers desired a new formula & many virtuous characters disappeared from the fold subsequently wrapping up after only 6 episodes. Both series are equally entertaining but different in style, content & pace.
Cast -
Nick Berry as Lt. Comm. Mike Nicholls (Series 1–2)
Tina Hobley as WPC/DC Melanie Rush (Series 1–2)
Gerard Horan as Tony Simpson (Series 1–2)
Tim Matthews as Steve Blade (Series 1–2)
Freddie Davies as George Blade (Series 1–2)
Matilda Ziegler as Jane Ford (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Paola Dionisotti as Bella "Aunt" Nicholls (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Louis Mahoney as Elvis (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Francis Pope as Jason Blade (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Liam Tattershall as Jake Ford (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Emma Pike as Kelly Blade (Series 1 - Episodes 1–6, 8–10)
Margot Leicester as Rita Blade (Series 1 - Episodes 1–5, 7 and 10)
Gillian Raine as Nancy Ford (Series 1 - Episodes 1–5)
Daniel Ryan as P.C. Raymond Busby (Series 1 - Episodes 5, 8 and 9)
Created by David Martin Producer - Mal Young Executive producer - Steve Lanning Filmed in West Bay, Bridport Production company - BBC Scotland
Originally broadcast 8th April 1999
Written by Gil Brailey
Directed by Keith Boak
HARBOUR LIGHTS was BBC TV Drama starring Nick Berry consisting of 16 episodes over 2 seasons broadcast between 18th February 1999 to 28th May 2000. Mike Nicholls (Nick Berry) a former Royal Navy officer returns home to Bridehaven to take on the role of Harbourmaster.
Series One chronicles low profile storylines in a sleepy Harbour Town however Series 2 features more dynamic action paced storylines.
Both Nick Berry & Matilda Ziegler appeared previously in Eastenders creating an unlikely chemical triangle with Tina Hobley however by Season 2 producers desired a new formula & many virtuous characters disappeared from the fold subsequently wrapping up after only 6 episodes. Both series are equally entertaining but different in style, content & pace.
Cast -
Nick Berry as Lt. Comm. Mike Nicholls (Series 1–2)
Tina Hobley as WPC/DC Melanie Rush (Series 1–2)
Gerard Horan as Tony Simpson (Series 1–2)
Tim Matthews as Steve Blade (Series 1–2)
Freddie Davies as George Blade (Series 1–2)
Matilda Ziegler as Jane Ford (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Paola Dionisotti as Bella "Aunt" Nicholls (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Louis Mahoney as Elvis (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Francis Pope as Jason Blade (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Liam Tattershall as Jake Ford (Series 1 - Episodes 1–10)
Emma Pike as Kelly Blade (Series 1 - Episodes 1–6, 8–10)
Margot Leicester as Rita Blade (Series 1 - Episodes 1–5, 7 and 10)
Gillian Raine as Nancy Ford (Series 1 - Episodes 1–5)
Daniel Ryan as P.C. Raymond Busby (Series 1 - Episodes 5, 8 and 9)
Created by David Martin Producer - Mal Young Executive producer - Steve Lanning Filmed in West Bay, Bridport Production company - BBC Scotland
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00:00I'll be right back
00:30Mike Nichols.
00:52What?
00:54Then what about the crew?
00:57Okay.
00:58Yeah, I'll be right there.
01:00I'll be right there.
01:29I'll be right there.
01:59I'll be right there.
02:29What's the SP?
02:31All hands picked up.
02:32No injuries reported.
02:33Yeah, they were lucky.
02:35The boat's in one piece, though, yeah?
02:36Well, as far as we know, it's letting him water, but it looks like she's not gone down.
02:40Oh, that's a relief.
02:41When are they bringing her in?
02:43Well, they won't.
02:43Not this morning.
02:44Not in this.
02:44It's going to get worse.
02:45Oh, yeah?
02:46Oh, yeah.
02:46We'll see about that, won't we?
02:49What's got into him suddenly?
02:50Vested interest.
02:51It's got to be.
02:52I said there's loads of them.
02:54I said there's loads of them.
02:55It's all whiskey.
02:56Come on, we've cracked it.
02:57We've cracked it.
02:59Come on, Dad.
03:00Yes!
03:03Woo!
03:03Looks like our lottery ticket's come in at last.
03:07Come on, son!
03:17There they come now.
03:18Oh, yeah.
03:20Looks like it.
03:22I don't know.
03:24It's a sorry business, eh, mate?
03:25No lives lost, though.
03:26That's the main thing.
03:28You're the skipper, are you?
03:29Yeah, yeah.
03:31The cargo's all right, I take it.
03:32No, no, no, no.
03:33We had to dump it all over the side.
03:35What?
03:36All of it?
03:36Yeah, all of it.
03:39What have I done to deserve this?
03:42You hear that, did you?
03:44I had a consignment of single malt whiskey on the damn thing.
03:47Thrown overboard!
03:49What for?
03:50She didn't even sink!
03:51Well, she might have done.
03:52Flaming amateurs!
03:54She'd stick the sale in ducks on the bars.
03:56It was about your mark.
03:57Oh, oh, hold on.
03:59So what's this, then?
04:00Import, export, another arm of the Simpson empire.
04:03An associate was sending it to me in lieu of a debt.
04:06Ah.
04:07I'm too soft.
04:08That's my problem.
04:09I should have insisted on hard cash.
04:11You know where you are with that.
04:12Yeah, but you were insured, though, weren't you, Mr Simpson?
04:17Open up, Winston!
04:28Yeah!
04:29Open up, Winston!
04:31Mr Trotter to you, Blade.
04:34Your shed.
04:35What about it?
04:36Any of you guys looking for a job?
04:51I'll need some divers.
04:53What's the deal?
04:54Come with me.
04:55Sunnysider?
05:05Er, yeah.
05:07Thanks.
05:08Sit yourself down, then.
05:15Hi, Captain.
05:16Just wondered if you had a room for a day or so.
05:47Philip Davenport.
05:49Overlooking the harbour.
05:50That would be nice.
05:51Well, now, normally at this time of year, there'd be no problem.
05:54But there's some conference on in Dorchester,
05:57so I don't think I can help you, Mr Davenport.
06:00Oh, no, that's a shame.
06:03I've heard such good things about this place, too.
06:05Really?
06:06I've been told not even to think of staying anywhere else.
06:11I'm sorry.
06:13Although, wait a minute.
06:14There is somebody who hasn't absolutely confirmed yet.
06:20Well, fantastic.
06:21Listen, if you think it's all right,
06:22I'll get my case in from the car.
06:26Yes, but Mr Davenport.
06:29Mr Davenport.
06:29Oh, shit, I think Tony's in the war park.
06:32Oh, what a surprise.
06:35Philip.
06:38It can't be.
06:39You look fantastic.
06:45Oh, sorry.
06:59Um, Philip Davenport.
07:00This is Mike Nichols.
07:02He's harbour master here at Brighthaven.
07:04And this is...
07:05Yes, we've met already.
07:06Philip.
07:08Mike.
07:09Uh, Phil's an old friend of mine.
07:13Oh, this is a nice surprise.
07:17The warring forms are out, eh?
07:19Last month's forms.
07:20I asked you to file them yesterday.
07:22They're in the filing case.
07:24What's the matter with you?
07:25I had to get up at the crack of door
07:26while you were still tucked up in your bed.
07:27I heard.
07:29And about Simpson's whiskey.
07:31Yeah, well, someone's picked it up, I reckon.
07:33Yeah, so do I.
07:35Listen, Mike.
07:37That's got it.
07:39And brother, dearest.
07:42Gentlemen.
07:44So.
07:46No sign of this whiskey, then.
07:49That Simpson's just sent divers out.
07:52Ah, well.
07:53He's wasting his time, if you ask me.
07:58Someone's got it.
08:00What makes you say that?
08:01Oh, just a feeling in me water, that's all.
08:03Finders keepers, anyway, if it's below high tide.
08:05That's right, yeah, treasure trove.
08:07No.
08:07Not entirely.
08:08No?
08:09To sell the stuff without a licence, now, that's different.
08:12Against the law, that is, as well you know.
08:15Of course.
08:16Well, be vigilant.
08:18Both of you.
08:20Hey, um...
08:21You know where I am, if you need me, Michael.
08:27The distillery was built in 1818 and stands isolated at the foot of Ben Rhenis.
08:39It stills, although small, produce...
08:43A world-renowned malt, available in ages from 15 to 25 years.
08:51Matured in sherry casks, the spirit is big, flamboyant, intensely flowery, and full of unique character.
09:01A serious collector's item.
09:07Blimey.
09:07I'm going to have to tell Busby, you know.
09:16Mike, hold on a minute, he's not selling this stuff.
09:18No?
09:18I overheard them this morning, hatching their plot.
09:20Well, go on, surprise me.
09:22They're planning some kind of club.
09:23A club?
09:24Well, a private party thing with charitable donations.
09:27Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
09:28No, for Mum.
09:30She'll be out soon, and they're right, who's going to employ her now with a criminal record?
09:34It'd cheer everyone up, as well, having a party.
09:35Come on, Mike, it's not exactly a hanging offence, is it?
09:41It's just, well...
09:42What, a little bit dodgy?
09:43Just a bit.
09:45Well, if it's for your mum.
09:47And it would be a laugh.
09:49What, watching your lad lead Simpson on a wild goose chase?
09:51Well, it'd be the most fun we'll have round here, this winter.
09:53As long as he doesn't catch them.
09:55Well, we'll just have to make sure he doesn't.
09:59Last I heard, you were in Hong Kong.
10:01I what?
10:02Until three days ago.
10:03Just been posted back to London.
10:04Well, I can't believe it's been nearly a whole year.
10:07I can.
10:08Seems like two to me.
10:10I've missed you so much, you know.
10:12Have you?
10:14I didn't realise quite how much till I saw you just now.
10:18You look really well.
10:21I am.
10:24And Jake?
10:25Oh, he's great.
10:26He loves it down here.
10:29So, come on, tell me, why now?
10:31Why Bridehaven?
10:32Oh, I just wanted to catch up, really, you know, see how you were.
10:36We had some good times together, didn't we?
10:38Of course.
10:39Happiest year of my life.
10:40Hey, thanks, Phil.
10:43For what?
10:44Well, I never said anything at the time, but when Pete died, I couldn't...
10:48Well, you know what I was like.
10:50Thanks for making it easy for me, that's all.
10:52I'd like to say it was my pleasure, but hand on heart, I can't.
10:57It's taken me this long, really, just beginning to look forward, I suppose.
11:02Seems like I've got my timing right for once, then.
11:05Oh, goodness, George, you nearly brought me to an early death.
11:16Right, you mean the gatepost now.
11:19A little Scottish whiskey has come my way by extremely good fortune.
11:24I'm planning a little late-night revelry for all concerned.
11:26No names, no backdrop now, for security reasons.
11:29The venue of this late-night revelry will be announced later in the pub.
11:32In the pub, you're kidding.
11:33No, in code.
11:34Er...
11:35You'll come.
11:36Try and stop me.
11:37Under your hat out, Nicholls.
11:39Oh, and pull firmly down.
11:41Yeah.
11:58Hiya, Jake!
12:00Do you remember me?
12:01Philip, what are you doing here?
12:02Ah, you fancy showing me around?
12:07No?
12:07Oh, listen, I've not managed to find the sweet shop yet, you know.
12:12Oh, I'll show you where that is.
12:14Graze.
12:14Come on.
12:15All right.
12:15Well?
12:20Not there.
12:20What?
12:22What do you mean?
12:23It must be.
12:23It's not.
12:25Well, are you sure about that?
12:27Absolutely.
12:28Oh.
12:29Oh, what about our money?
12:31What about my whiskey?
12:32Commission only, I said.
12:33Ten percent of nothing's nothing.
12:35Sorry.
12:35Well, ten percent of a good kicking's still a smack in the mouth.
12:38Come here.
12:39Come on, drive on, drive on.
12:40Hey, I wrecked the bar up here.
12:51What do you reckon?
12:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:53And we can have the sound system on the tractor.
12:54Yeah.
12:55I can't wait, son, you know.
13:02I can't wait.
13:07You must miss London, though, don't you, Jake?
13:09Nope.
13:10Oh.
13:11There's a heck of a lot to do there.
13:12Yeah, and it's all boring.
13:15Mike!
13:22Mike!
13:23One more of these throw bottles.
13:26Oh, thanks very much.
13:27I'll have a jelly baby.
13:29Are you doing her up?
13:30Hey, yeah.
13:31Well, she's quite something.
13:32Well, yeah, it will be.
13:33I hope.
13:34Yeah, quite a bit to do, yeah?
13:35Yeah.
13:36You staying down here long?
13:37Oh, I hope not.
13:39Twenty-four hours at the most.
13:41Well, no offence, men, of course.
13:42No, no.
13:43I thought you might be moving down.
13:45Are you joking?
13:46I'm here to get Jane to move back with me.
13:49Oh, I see.
13:50Well, you might have your work cut out with that schedule.
13:54I shouldn't think so.
13:55No?
13:56Fader can't please, they say.
13:58You're very confident?
14:00Quietly confident, maybe.
14:02Well, best of luck, then.
14:05That is if you need any.
14:06Come on, Jake.
14:06Let's get going.
14:07All set?
14:23Yeah, nearly.
14:24Tempest fusion, all that.
14:26What?
14:27Time flies.
14:28Thanks.
14:52Tony's been banging on about the whiskey all morning he banged on a whole lot more about it
15:08if he knew who'd got it oh it's about of after-hours drinking planned for later tonight
15:14Alfred sure thing watch this space but not where to my nephew we don't want the voice of reason
15:21get involved to me that really would spoil our fun one son Julie returned thanks look Mike look what
15:36Phil brought me that's good I hope you said thank you of course you did well that's nice hey what did
15:45I say flat to the forehead throw it to me brosh okay all right oh that's much better listen we'll
15:53have you in that school team of yours in no time though 24 hours might be a bit optimistic
15:58what was all that about nothing so when are you planning to come back to London oh I'm not sure
16:08I haven't thought about it in well over a week now maybe need an incentive all right cards on the table
16:15I'm not down here to catch a cold you know I didn't think you were no I'm down here because
16:22I want you to come back with me tomorrow I've rented a great place it's big enough for all of us
16:28hey hey Phil hang on a minute I mean until it was a few hours ago I haven't seen you in nearly a year
16:34we haven't written or spoken you said you didn't want to I know that but I've thought of you every
16:38day I've missed you every day listen Jane I did everything you asked me to after Pete died
16:42gave you all the space in the world all it's done is make me more determined than ever to win you back
16:47Phil I'm not the FA Cup and this isn't a game I know that
16:52I just can't get you out of my head believe me I've been trying since the day I left for Hong Kong
16:59it just hasn't worked it's great to see you is it of course it is but Phil this is all a bit
17:06sudden and you're asking me to give up my new life here and move in with you this is serious stuff
17:11coming on a bit strong aren't I just a bit okay enough said oh so uh what do you do for
17:20entertainment around here oh this and that I've been invited to something later tonight actually
17:26but um you need a babysitter would you you could twist my arm I reckon come on Jake let's get over
17:36to the beach and do some real training
17:37see you
17:51ah
17:54Thanks, Mike.
18:12It's just a...
18:14Pom-pom.
18:17All right, please.
18:20Ready then, everyone? We'll do the tie-breakers.
18:24Glad you're here, Tony.
18:37Oh, yeah? Why's that, then?
18:38Well, I've checked the tides.
18:40About time, too.
18:42Falworth Cove's a real possibility.
18:44I know it's a bit of a schlep, but I'll get down there if I were you.
18:47Sit it out. You might get lucky.
18:49And that's the best you can do, is it?
18:54Right, then.
19:00Ice down, then.
19:01And away we go.
19:02Question one.
19:04Who said...
19:06we will fight them on the beaches?
19:08Anything up, sir?
19:19Who said...
19:20we will fight them on the beaches?
19:25Question two.
19:27Give me Del Boy and Rodney's second name.
19:31Question three.
19:34Finished a film title.
19:37No whispering now.
19:39Nightmare on...
19:43No whispering.
19:45It's a quiz.
19:46Serious.
19:47Question four.
19:49What time was Cinderella's deadline?
19:52Right, now, question five, and the final question.
20:01Multiply by five.
20:03A coin of the realm,
20:05which was brought into circulation
20:07in 1998.
20:12It's a tenner.
20:13It's a tenner to get in.
20:14I've danced.
20:15That's it.
20:21That's your lot.
20:22Winston Trot, that's 21 Elm Street.
20:24It's hardly this of the way grill, is it?
20:26Right, then.
20:27If I can have your attention for a moment.
20:31A consignment of vintage whiskey
20:33was dumped from a cargo ship earlier today.
20:35And for some reason,
20:37this whiskey has so far been impossible to trace.
20:40Now, by rights,
20:42it should have been washed upon our shores,
20:44but mysteriously,
20:45there's been no sign.
20:48Sad.
20:49Can I remind everyone here tonight
20:52that it is a criminal offence
20:54to sell alcohol
20:56without the appropriate licence?
20:59And should anyone be discovered
21:00selling on this liquor
21:01for personal gain,
21:04they'll have a lot of explaining to do
21:06down at the station.
21:08Legal drinking dens
21:10would only bring
21:11our much-loved town of Bridehaven
21:13into disrepute,
21:14and I would hope
21:14that every one of you
21:15is public-spirited enough
21:17to report any such
21:18shenanigans to me.
21:21Absolutely.
21:22Good.
21:24Glad we agree on that.
21:27Right, well,
21:28thank you for your attention, then.
21:30Yes,
21:31three cheers for PC
21:32must be a bip!
21:34Hooray!
21:34Hooray!
21:35Hooray!
21:37Hooray!
21:38Hooray!
21:38Hooray!
21:38Shock.
21:39Hooray!
21:40Hooray!
21:40Hooray!
21:41Hooray!
21:47Hooray!
21:55Jake.
21:59Jake?
22:00Yeah?
22:01Couldn't turn the sound out of me,
22:02could you?
22:04Sit again.
22:05OK, come on. Bedtime.
22:06Not yet.
22:07It's very late, you know.
22:08Friday, no school tomorrow.
22:09I'm sorry, mate.
22:10Strict instructions.
22:11But I'm hungry.
22:12What?
22:13Mum always makes me pancakes after dinner.
22:14I'll get the stuff out for you.
22:15Wait.
22:16Take long.
22:17Oh, it's been a very long day.
22:18Say good morning.
22:19Bye.
22:20Bye.
22:21Bye.
22:22Bye.
22:23Bye.
22:24Bye.
22:25Bye.
22:26Bye.
22:27Bye.
22:28Bye.
22:29Bye.
22:30Bye.
22:31Bye.
22:32Bye.
22:33Bye.
22:34Bye.
22:44Falworth Cove.
22:46Yes.
22:47What about it?
22:48Came up in conversation more than once tonight.
22:51Really?
22:52Well done, Mike.
22:54Message received and understood.
22:57Roger and out.
22:59Against the law, wasted police time.
23:02Don't know what you're talking about, Steve.
23:16More.
23:17Party!
23:18Enjoy family!
23:19Jason!
23:20Have you got some plates?
23:37Here.
23:38Get your wrist.
23:40One more, sir, Jason.
23:42Don't sit there like that.
23:43Hey!
23:44Oh!
23:45Oh!
23:46Oh!
23:47Oh!
23:48Oh!
23:53Hey, buddy.
23:54Hey, buddy.
24:03Right, Jason.
24:04I named this ship the Island Flink.
24:08Godfletcher and all in sail inner.
24:12I dedicate this evening to my lovely wife, Rita.
24:18Rita?
24:19For whom, without, et cetera, it was, erm...
24:24To Rita.
24:25Rita!
24:26Rita!
24:28Yeah!
24:29Great job!
24:30Yeah!
24:32It was the house.
24:33Yeah, it certainly couldn't get me on it in, but...
24:35It ragles, exactly right.
24:36That's something.
24:37It was guaranteed!
24:39Yeah, yeah!
24:41Yow, what you do?
24:43Get out!
24:43Ger factual sounds like him era.
24:46I'm荘ial.
24:47Oh, that태...
24:48I somethin.
24:49Você verwald.
24:50That's his life.
24:51Hey!
24:52One.
24:53Philip, watch this.
25:18More this time.
25:23Philip, watch this.
25:49Woo-hoo!
25:51Whoo! Whoo!
25:52Hey!
25:55Come on, spin it out, Dad.
25:57Come on!
25:59Show him how he's done, Dad.
26:01Oh, I've got mad into the bride's own, that's me.
26:03Whoo!
26:05Eat your heart, though! Penis, sweet boy!
26:10Oh, my God.
26:17You were saying, George?
26:21Oh, my God.
26:23Oh, my God.
26:33Two large Scotches, please.
26:37Hey, now, listen to you two.
26:39And here's my contribution to Rita's fund.
26:43Very kind of you.
26:45Treasure Trove as far as I'm concerned, George,
26:47but don't quote me on that.
26:49Go, go, go, go!
26:52Go, go, go!
26:53Go, go!
26:55Go, go, go.
26:57Go!
27:06Go, go!
27:09Stay where you are, miss!
27:11It's a police chain!
27:12It's a police!
27:13It's around.
27:15Mr Simpson, what on earth are you doing here?
27:18I'm waiting for the tide to come in, of course.
27:21It's been in. It's been in and gone out again.
27:26Someone's got it.
27:45It's probably a small point, George.
27:50But next time, a draft excluder.
27:54What do you think?
27:55I'll move you home.
27:56Okay.
27:57Good night, you two.
27:58Bye, George. Thanks very much.
28:00Oh, no.
28:10Come and say goodbye, won't you?
28:12When?
28:15When you leave?
28:17Leave? Where to?
28:19Oh, London. I thought it was Philip.
28:37Hi, Mum.
28:39Get to bed.
28:40Now?
28:41Night, then.
28:42Night.
28:43You've got jam on your... and teeth, remember?
28:46I know.
28:55Oh, hi, Jay. Just about to make a start on all this now.
28:58How dare you?
28:59Hey, it's only a few pancakes.
29:01How dare you discuss our relationship with Mike.
29:04I did?
29:05No?
29:06So you didn't tell him that you were here to take me back to London, and with a bit of luck and the wind blowing in the right direction.
29:13I thought you were hoping to do that in, what, 24 hours?
29:16Ah, right.
29:17Not one of your deals, you know?
29:19I know that, Jane. I'm sorry.
29:20And call me old-fashioned, but I don't want to be the subject of some cockeyed attempt of male bonding on the streets of Bridehaven.
29:27Look.
29:28You manipulate people for a living, Philip. You're a lawyer. Of course you do, but don't think you can come here and do it with me.
29:34I'm not.
29:35No?
29:36Well, maybe it just looks that way.
29:39I love you so much, Jane, and I suppose it's the only way I know.
29:43Which is why there's absolutely no point in any of this.
29:46You can't mean that.
29:47I do. It won't work.
29:49Well, let's just...
29:50You know, I have a say in this too.
29:51I know that.
29:52It might shock you to know that women make their own decisions these days.
29:55Right, Jane, come on, you're breaking my heart here.
29:57I feel trapped by all this, just like I used to do.
30:00By someone loving you? How can you?
30:02No, not by that, but by someone hell-bent on trying to make me love them.
30:16Mike?
30:33Oh, no, no, nothing really. I just wondered. I know it's late, but...
30:39Oh, look, it doesn't matter.
30:44Would you mind?
31:05What's up?
31:06Just sent Philip packing.
31:08No more on item.
31:09All of that.
31:10What, because of what I said?
31:12No, no, no, not entirely.
31:14Oh, that's all right.
31:15Well, I'm sorry to hear that. You seem like a nice enough clerk.
31:21Well, he can be, but involvement needs a bit more of an endorsement than that, doesn't it?
31:27What are you asking me?
31:28Rhetorical.
31:29It would be.
31:31So that's it, then? I can go home now?
31:37I suppose I just needed to talk.
31:40About what?
31:41About things, I don't know, that matter.
31:45Oh, really? Well, that's news to me, because every time I try and talk to you, I get fobbed off.
31:50What?
31:51And then when it suits you, you expect me to come running.
31:54No, I don't.
31:55So you've kicked Philip out.
31:57Hooray.
31:58Is that what you want me to say?
31:59I don't know what it's got to do in me anyway.
32:01God knows.
32:02No, I've just come out in the middle of the night, so you could tell me this.
32:05You haven't seen him for over a year.
32:07I mean, exactly how upset are you?
32:09Forget it. Just forget it.
32:10Yeah, I intend to.
32:11I thought maybe, just maybe, you would have the sensitivity and the decency to pick me up when I was a little bit down,
32:16but obviously I got that wrong, I won't do that again.
32:18Good.
32:19That's fine by me.
32:23I thought it was you.
32:25I can't sleep now.
32:27That Philip, he's no good at babysitting, you know.
32:30You should be in bed.
32:32Can you read me a story?
32:36All right.
32:37Just one.
32:39Yeah, but one of yours, not from a zillion little bedtime stories that mum reads.
32:43They're so yuck.
32:46there's no clue, honey.
32:47I'll check it on.
32:48I see you by the spreegruppe of Rutgers.
32:49We have to wait.
32:50I'll take it on.
32:52I don't like the spreegruppe.
33:09Can I see you on a board?
33:10And Charlie's Getる Mosquid.
33:11I can help you to get you to watch me yet to consult all my friends.
33:12OK.
33:13Any chance of any service in here?
33:16Speak up, Simpson. We can't hear you.
33:36A little large tea, please. And a fryer.
33:39A fryer.
33:43What do you mean, they're off? Is this a café or what?
33:46My stomach can't take it this morning.
33:48It's for me, not for you.
33:50Tony, stop shouting.
33:54Well, you've got to shout in here, haven't you? To make yourself heard.
33:58Anyway, what is the matter with everyone?
34:09Well, we're in business again, son.
34:12You won't get far in this.
34:14Why not?
34:15It's not roadworthy.
34:17You leave it to me.
34:25Oi, you!
34:26You!
34:27You call yourself a harbour master?
34:29You can't even read the tides without getting it wrong.
34:31Morning, Tony.
34:33I've been sat in that bloody cave all night.
34:35No luck, then.
34:36In the meantime,
34:37half the population of Bridehaven are sitting in Elvis' cafe
34:40with gargantuan hangovers.
34:41Now, if that doesn't put them at the scene of the crime,
34:43I don't know what does.
34:44Have you got any evidence of that?
34:46Nobody takes the mickey out of me like this.
34:48Nobody!
34:49You see, it's not the principle.
34:52It's the money.
34:59Hi.
35:00Hi.
35:02Jane, listen.
35:04I'm going back.
35:06What, now?
35:07Tonight.
35:08Oh, fine.
35:10Leave you in peace.
35:12Right.
35:13I wouldn't want to overstay my welcome or anything like that.
35:15Phil.
35:16I thought maybe I could buy you a drink later, though,
35:17before I hit the road.
35:18Well, yes, of course.
35:19No strings.
35:20Certainly no lectures.
35:21Just to say goodbye.
35:22Yes, I'd like that.
35:23Great.
35:24So, see you in the pub about nine, then?
35:25Yeah.
35:26We'll talk, then.
35:27We were in love.
35:28No doubt about that.
35:29But when Pete died, oh, it put a different light on things.
35:31Weddings and honeymoons.
35:32It all seemed ridiculously trivial.
35:33But when Pete died, it put a different light on things.
35:34Weddings and honeymoons.
35:35It all seemed ridiculously trivial, somehow.
35:36So you sent him away.
35:37Yes.
35:38Yes, I did.
35:39And he just accepted it.
35:44No pressure.
35:49No angst.
35:51love. No doubt about that. But when Pete died, oh, it put a different light on things. Weddings
35:57and honeymoons, it all seemed ridiculously trivial somehow. So you sent him away? Yes.
36:03Yes, I did. And he just accepted it. No pressure, no angst. You don't like him much, do you?
36:13Oh, I wouldn't say that. I don't know him, really. He seems fine to me. He is fine. He is.
36:23He's decent, honest, he's good-looking. So why am I always finding fault all the time?
36:28Why am I looking for reasons to dump him? And surely it's better to be involved with someone
36:32who's wholehearted about it, about me. Of course it is. And so is someone who blows hot and cold,
36:39who dithers and who looks like he's about to jump off a harbour wall in a gale sooner than commit
36:44themselves. Listen, Philip will be gone this time tomorrow at your request. So what's the
36:50problem? Eligible men, I suppose. Oh, join the clubs we are. But take a tip from me. Don't
37:03be tempted by anyone on the subs bench. Right. Premier division players only. If your heart's
37:10not in it, lovey, just walk away.
37:14Come on.
37:25Come on.
37:37Tony, outside of me.
37:58Mike! Mike!
38:01Come on.
38:07This had better be good. I'm meant to be keeping an eye on that lot in there.
38:19Found this at the Black Cup. It's yours, isn't it?
38:22Well, yeah, of course it is. Where's the rest of it?
38:27Well, maybe it's on its way. It's take-out time, I think, Tony.
38:30I should buy them an hour or so.
38:37Let's go.
38:47Yeah!
38:49Whoo!
38:51Now, when we get there, you've got to be very, very quiet, because...
38:54Hey, up!
38:56Time to go home.
38:58Come on, brain box. Think of something. Quick.
39:00I know. Leave it to me.
39:02PC Busby, isn't it?
39:04That's right.
39:05There's some contraband whisky doing the rounds, I hear.
39:08Indeed.
39:09I might be able to point you in the right direction there, officer.
39:11Philip Davenport.
39:13Fair brother Dawson and Hobbs. Perhaps you've...
39:15Oh, yes. I'll say I have, sir.
39:17Great.
39:18Now, we in the law develop a nose for this sort of thing, don't we?
39:21Hmm.
39:22Well, if you'll allow me.
39:23Oh, yeah, certainly, Mr Davenport, yeah.
39:25Been waiting for a bit of a break on this one.
39:27Jump in.
39:28Bye.
39:38See you later, relegators!
39:39Oh, my God!
39:40I'll be late, relegators!
39:41Oh!
39:42Wait.
39:43Thank you!
39:44Wait.
39:45Hey, hey.
39:46Oh!
39:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:53Ooh!
39:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:56Then come this way.
39:57I got this bill, hey.
39:58Hey!
39:59Ooh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
40:00That'd be great.
40:01Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
40:02How's it, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, have you?
40:04My, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
40:05Hey, hey, hey.
40:06Here, have a cup of tea on me, mate.
40:33What do you think?
40:35Oh, it's grand.
40:37It's based on the idea of a mobile library, you know.
40:39I can see that.
40:41Come on, Archie.
40:42Try the double. On the rock.
40:45Come on, then. In the back. Let's get cracking.
40:49Hold tight. Hold tight.
41:05It's just a hunch, you understand. It may not come to anything, but it's better to be saved.
41:09Oh, I couldn't agree more.
41:11Philip.
41:12It's all right if I call you that, is it?
41:15Of course it is. Raymond.
41:29Mike. What's going on?
41:30Sorry, mate. They left quite a while ago.
41:32It's just me and Steve here now.
41:34Oh, thanks.
41:37Same again, Mike?
41:39I'd say no.
41:40Look, Len, when I was 11, my dad got a promotion and we all moved to Suffolk, a little place just outside of Oldborough.
41:56I don't know if you know it at all. It's really beautiful down there.
42:02Rabbit.
42:03What?
42:26Oh, we're all back. Come on, John. Come on.
42:28Oh, we're all back. Come on, John. Come on.
42:29Oh, we're all back. Come on.
42:39Oi.
42:45Come here.
42:46Come here.
42:55Come back.
42:56Oi.
42:58Come back here.
43:00Come here, you.
43:06Whiskey on flaming wheels now. Who's he think he is?
43:11Mom, put your foot down.
43:16Come on, come on, come on.
43:28Come on, come on.
43:36Slow down, Dan. Slow down.
43:39The game's up, Blaze.
43:41Pull it over the boss. Somebody gets killed.
43:46No!
43:49Easy. Easy.
43:50Easy.
43:51You've got the inside thing. Now, now.
43:55You've got it.
44:00No!
44:03You've got the inside thing. Now, now.
44:08You've got it.
44:09I'm warning you, Blaze. Stop the truck. Stop the truck.
44:22Back up.
44:26This is your last warning, Blaze.
44:29There's nowhere left to run.
44:30We're going to run.
44:31We're going to run.
44:35We're going to run.
44:42Come on.
44:46We're going to run.
44:47Oh, my God.
45:17I knew it had to be you.
45:31Brighthaven's answer to the Addams family.
45:34Hey, that's a bit thick.
45:35Sit down.
45:36Hey, hey, hey, that's enough.
45:39Busby!
45:41Arrest them.
45:43Right, then.
45:45George Blade.
45:47Jason Blade.
45:48I'm arresting you.
45:49Hang on.
45:50Let's not get carried away.
45:51This whiskey was found below the water line.
45:53Therefore, it is treasure trove.
45:55Finders keepers.
45:56But he's been selling it without a license.
45:58Who told you that?
46:00Charitable donations only.
46:01Look, see the sign there.
46:02This is a private party, that's all.
46:05Can't get me for that.
46:06Let's ask a lawyer, all right?
46:08Philip.
46:09Well, as no money's changed hands, he's done nothing wrong.
46:12There's no charge to answer.
46:14What?
46:15That is it, is it?
46:17That is the full extent of British justice.
46:20I'll pay my taxes for this.
46:22It's a damn disgrace.
46:24Go home, Tony.
46:25I'll write another bedroom.
46:26Go on.
46:27I don't know.
46:28This is, um, your department, isn't it, Harbour Master?
46:32I'll leave you to it, then.
46:34Well, thanks, Constable.
46:37Stay.
46:41Come here, Auntie.
46:43You're a star for doing that.
46:56You made a great decoy.
47:02Oh, um, this is for you.
47:05I meant to give this to you earlier, but, um, in all the excitement...
47:09It's just something to say goodbye.
47:15Oh, this is beautiful.
47:20Love, um, makes you do some funny things,
47:24but I never meant to bully you into anything, Jane.
47:27I did it all wrong.
47:29I realise that.
47:30I-I just need more time, Philip.
47:32I don't think so.
47:34Um, if it's no now, I think it's always going to be no.
47:37Listen.
47:38I just want you to be happy, Jane.
47:40That's the most important thing.
47:42And if you've found that happiness with someone else,
47:45then that's good enough for me.
47:48Have a great life, Jane.
47:51You deserve it.
48:08Phil?
48:09Wait.
48:10I just...
48:11Can I give it another go?
48:12Okay.
48:13Phil, wait.
48:29Let's just give it another go.
48:31Okay.
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