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A married man reaches the point where he questions everything: career, creativity and even his marriage. Hilarious compl | dG1fRHBIV1BFLVZBcjA
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00:01Hey, remember my teacher Jillian that I talk so much about?
00:05Uh, the old hippie guru chick?
00:07Yeah, well her place is being painted so I just offered the guest house just for the next few days.
00:11Mom, mom, everybody's ready!
00:13Great, off to Hawaii, here we come.
00:15Bye Sedona, bye Audrey!
00:18I'll get some fun shots, maybe even Granny and her thong.
00:21Oh, come on!
00:22You guys are going to Hawaii?
00:23No, her and the kids and mother-in-law are all going and I am here by myself.
00:30I'm Jillian, some of my friends call me Jilly but you can call me whatever you want.
00:34This is the biggest week of my life, I don't need to be playing host to some whacked out yogi chick.
00:38She's just going to do a little yoga in the backyard and then you won't even know she's here.
00:44What was that?
00:45Okay, that was a girl.
00:46Okay, I won't say anything, don't worry.
00:47I won't think the thing you don't want me to think even though I think that thing is way cooler.
00:53Why aren't you in Hawaii with the family right now?
00:56I have this week to finish all of this and it is stressing me out.
01:00I have a command of the mind, body and spirit.
01:03I don't even know what that means.
01:05You mean you don't meditate with Jennifer?
01:08Uh, no.
01:09Holy Shiva!
01:10Arms out to the side.
01:13Oh!
01:14Ah!
01:15Ah!
01:16Ah!
01:17Ah!
01:18Ah!
01:19Your music's contagious, inspiring.
01:20This is going to be good for you.
01:22Is it?
01:23Really good for you.
01:24Bring home the bacon, bucko.
01:27We just came from your house.
01:28We're going to go to the yoga party.
01:30Party?
01:31Exhale.
01:32Is Roger here?
01:34His most critical muscles needed to be released.
01:36Oh!
01:37Ow!
01:38Oh, I do not like it.
01:39I got some muscles that could be released.
01:42Last night I played some of the best music to date.
01:45I think you really unblock something.
01:48Maybe you are a little guru.
01:49The doctor told me if I did not figure out how to relax, I was going to have a heart attack.
02:10Ooh, exactly what I mean this way.
02:12The root chakra is located between the anus and the...
02:18Whoa!
02:19Yeah!
02:20What the hell?
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