The Secret Lives of Dorks | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

In The Secret Lives of Dorks, Payton (Gaelan Connell) is a pathetic dork, a comic book geek whose high school career is  | dG1fSGM0YmpQU0IxSUk

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00:00You

00:14I'm sorry if I'm bugging you. I just the reason that I'm actually calling is I wanted to know that if maybe you wanted to really just do that

00:21I'm Pete. Yeah, that's me. I've always been a dog

00:29Hey, out of the way, dog face. I was worried about you, Peyton. You seem distracted in class. That's the girl

00:36I'm gonna marry someday Carrie Smith. She's the most hottest babe in our class and has been since the eighth grade

00:42I gotta get him to stop drooling all over me. Hi Peyton. They're perfect pair. Samantha's sweet. Samantha. Hey nerd girl

00:57Where's that nerd girl? Text her. Wow, you're so romantic

01:06Let me teach you a few things about girls pay attention to things like her nail polish

01:11I love your nail polish. I'm not wearing any

01:14The key is to stay focused and don't get distracted by their footballs if you know what I mean

01:21Always tell hot girls. They're smart and smart girls. They're hot. I would love to go out with you colon dash parenthesis

01:27Yeah, I have a date with a girl

01:31Yes with a girl

01:34You're gonna follow all your advice always open the door for her

01:37Oh, I'm so sorry. You want to get to second base

01:40Your daughter's in very good hands. I'm not one of those wham-bam. Thank you, ma'am guys

01:45I'm not interested in their breasts at all. I'm not that I don't like them. I mean, they're very nice small, but nice

01:50Okay, so just be clear. I have no intention whatsoever of going to second base tonight with your daughter

01:57Oh my

02:00Your glove is in the air

02:02Oh, you start off with the hots for this curie. I don't know what you see in a girl like Carrie Smith

02:08But then you realize you really connect to this Samantha and you muck it all up

02:12Oh

02:22Sorry for talking about your breasts in front of your parents don't forget you cop to feel in front of them, too

02:28I'll never forget that