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00:38It's Friday, we're live
00:40And it's time for the last leg
00:42Tonight on the show
00:44The Chancellor rips up the manifesto
00:46A newcomer cuts through in New York
00:48And we have a crack at the new John Lewis ad
00:52Plus we'll be joined by social media star GK Barry
00:54Comedian Judy Love
00:56And leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski
00:58On the show that breaks down the news of the week
01:02News of the week
01:12G'day!
01:14Hello, I'm Adam Hills
01:16Welcome to The Last Leg
01:18The show that thinks, that now thinks Alan
01:20Is the dodgiest car since Tesla
01:22With me as always of the pride of Dartmoor
01:24Josh Whittakam and the man who thought Wandsworth
01:26Was a bargain shop in Harry Potter, Alex Brooker
01:28Look, we've got loads of news to cover tonight
01:32But we're normally covering awkward disability moments on this show
01:40Yep
01:42And this week Josh posted one of his own after a gig
01:44Have a look at this
01:46Just come off at half time in London, no
01:48I need to tell someone this
01:50The first thing I did
01:52Was I came on
01:54Asked a guy in the front row his name
01:56And he didn't respond
01:58And then his wife pointed at his stick
02:00And he is blind
02:04I think you've got to blame the wife, haven't you?
02:18I don't think you should feel embarrassed about that
02:20Because that bloke was sitting there thinking
02:22Why have they taken me to see Zippy?
02:28You can't just not ask someone their name
02:30For fear they'll be blind
02:32That's no way to live your life
02:34Though I have now got a policy
02:36Of not saying hello to dog walkers
02:38I just don't know
02:40I thought you were going to say not saying hello to disabled people
02:42I ignored both of you when I turned up today
02:44I ignore the disabled
02:46That's a thing that happens all the time though
02:48Like I've seen that happen
02:50I was once at a gig where
02:52A blind guy in the audience got really angry
02:54With the comedian on stage
02:56And got up out of his seat
02:58And started shouting at him
03:00But because he was blind he was shouting at where the voice was coming from
03:02So he was actually shouting at a speaker
03:06The comedian was on stage 20 feet to his left going
03:08I'm over here you dickhead
03:10Was that comedian you?
03:12It was not
03:14And look Josh isn't the only person this has happened to
03:16So we called on our blind correspondent
03:18Comedian Chris McCausland
03:20To give us a few tips on how to spot a blind person in the audience
03:24I've just got a few little pointers for you
03:26So you can avoid it happening again in the future
03:28First of all look out for dogs and white sticks
03:30That is the main giveaway
03:32You really should have picked up on that one Josh
03:34Failing that
03:36Anybody brandishing a tuning fork
03:38That can be a giveaway
03:40As you know us blind people we do love tuning the piano
03:42We usually always got one with us
03:44Just in case I've left mine at home today
03:46But you get the point
03:48Anybody wearing sunglasses indoors
03:50That can be a major giveaway
03:52Unless it is Bono
03:54Now I must stress
03:56You do need to check that it isn't Bono
03:58And finally
04:00Many of us blind gentlemen
04:02We do have abnormally large penises
04:06So I would urge you to check the bulge
04:08It can be a giveaway
04:10Anyway
04:12Now we are live on your telly right now
04:22So you can send us any questions
04:24You want to ask us about the news
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04:34In particular
04:36We'd like some questions tonight
04:38To throw at the leader of the Green Party
04:40When he appears on the show in a little bit
04:42It's like Prime Minister's questions
04:44But on WhatsApp
04:46DMQs
04:48For example someone called Sheik has already asked us
04:50Zach what seasoning do you recommend
04:52Eating the rich with
04:54Ooh
04:56And Harry said would you rather fight
04:58One horse sized duck or a hundred duck sized horses
05:00Alright that's the hard hitting questions
05:02We're going to get later in the show
05:04Look on to the big stories now
05:06Trevor said is it okay that Rachel Reeves
05:08The manifesto promise of no tax rises again
05:10So
05:12This week the Chancellor gave a long speech
05:14Preparing us all for the budget
05:16Which isn't for another three weeks yet
05:18Like it was basically a soft launch
05:20Like when celebrities are slowly getting the public adjusted to their relationship
05:22You know like when Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau
05:24Did this in what looks like an obviously staged shot on a boat
05:28I mean this week Rachel Reeves kind of did the same thing
05:30But without the photos
05:32I really wanted to see this
05:36By the way the red box is not wearing a swimming costume in that photo
05:40And if it was it would be called a budget smuggler
05:42Oh that is great stuff
05:44Now the budget
05:46That is absolutely my kind of humour
05:50That on the Australian version is going to rip it
05:52Yeah
05:54And look the budget isn't for a couple of weeks
05:56So why is she doing this now?
05:58I think she's kind of testing
06:00She's kind of testing the waters
06:02Yep
06:03See how we react to it
06:04You know kind of like if you've ever had a conversation
06:06With your other half and you try and test the waters
06:08And you just kind of throw something in
06:10In conversation so be like oh how's your day at work
06:12By the way I was thinking of going to Bruges with my mates for four days
06:14But how was your day at work anyway
06:15So did you say
06:16Did you mention did you mention Bruges?
06:17I didn't
06:18Did you say Bruges?
06:19I didn't
06:20I didn't mention raising taxes
06:21Did you say?
06:23Is this based on something personal?
06:25I'm going to Bruges for four days in December
06:27By the way that's for you lot
06:29Because it's when we're on this show
06:32Is Rachel Reeves making the budget sound worse than it actually is going to be?
06:36Do you think she's painting a worst case scenario?
06:38Yeah I think so
06:39But I think she should have just gone further
06:41You just go
06:42I've heard rumours income tax is going to be 99%
06:45I've heard rumours that you know I'm going to put 2p on a Cadbury's cream egg
06:50And then when she doesn't
06:51Or
06:52Someone was genuinely angry there
06:54Or she could have just got Alan Carr to say
06:57There's going to be no tax rises but then giggle
07:00Opposition leader Kemi Badenoch described Reeves' speech as a waffle bomb
07:05Which by the way one of my top five bombs
07:08It goes waffle, bath, photo, dive
07:11And the one you get when Miriam Margulies is on the show
07:14The C-bomb
07:16Oh Tom Jones is watching this going
07:17I can't believe he's not gone with sex bomb as one of these times
07:22He's gutted
07:23If only Kerry Badenoch are described as a sex bomb
07:29The Sun published this exposing list of 15 reasons Reeves gave for why tough decisions might have to be made in the budget
07:34And then pointed out she didn't take any responsibility herself
07:37I don't know if you can read all of those
07:39It reads like the rejected lyrics from a shaggy song
07:42Tory XPM Liz Truss
07:44It wasn't Reeves
07:45Ex-Chancellor Quasi
07:46It wasn't Reeves
07:47Come on all together now
07:49Rishi Sun
07:51Donald Trump's black hole
07:52It wasn't Reeves
07:53Donald Trump and his tariffs
07:54It wasn't Reeves
07:55Now the problem faced by
07:58The problem faced by
07:59Someone described this show recently as like pestin' with knob gags
08:03And I don't even think we're that good
08:05The problem faced by Rachel Reeves is that a lot of Britain's public services need funding
08:09Especially prisons
08:10So this week two more prisoners were accidentally released from jail
08:13Prompting the majority of the British public to utter this iconic line
08:17You're joking
08:18Not another one?
08:24I'm going to say prison escapes are getting a lot easier these days
08:27I don't think the Shawshank Redemption would have been as good a film
08:30If Andy Dufresne had like tunneled out, swum through shit
08:33And then Red just walked past on an admin error
08:35He's like yeah they wrote Ted, I'm free
08:38People wondering why on Andy Dufresne's sale wall he's just got a sexy picture of David Lammy
08:44I think that because it's underfunded
08:46I think they may
08:47My theory is they've started having substitute prison officers
08:50Like when you had substitute teachers at school
08:52And they're bullshitting them
08:53Like we did
08:54So they're turning around
08:55All the prisoners are turning around to the substitute prison officers
08:57And going no no no
08:58They normally let us serve our sentence in the park if it's a nice day
09:01You know like one in one out at a club
09:06I think they should operate a one out one in policy
09:09So whenever someone's accidentally released from prison
09:12We just accidentally put a random person in prison
09:16David Lammy stepped in for Keir Starmer this week
09:18And we now need to update this button
09:21It's not been a great week for the Deputy Prime Minister
09:24Firstly he forgot to wear a poppy for Remembrance Day
09:28I mean the clue's in the name Dave
09:31He had to be handed one by a backbencher
09:33He then claimed it was because he'd bought a new suit that morning
09:35And had forgotten to transfer the poppy from his old suit
09:38But then one of his aides said he actually bought the suit the previous week
09:41See I think I know what's happened
09:43Yeah
09:44So David Lammy he's down the tailors
09:45He's on the phone to work
09:47He's looking down at the train going no just let them out
09:49You gotta let them out a bit and then there you go
09:55That's the problem
09:56I think it's very unfair
09:59That so basically what's happened
10:01Is David Lammy's forgotten to put a poppy on a suit
10:04Yeah
10:05And then he said
10:06Well and then so people had a go at him
10:08Yeah
10:09And then he said genuinely I bought the suit that day
10:11And then people said what the fuck are you doing
10:14Buying a suit on the day you do your first ever PMQs
10:17And someone's been released from prison
10:19Yeah
10:20And then his aides have said
10:21He didn't buy it that day at all
10:23Haven't they?
10:24Yeah
10:25Is that right?
10:26Yeah
10:27So he can't win?
10:28I'm just saying it's unfair
10:29He'll see
10:30I'm just
10:31Why is he at Mossbros
10:32The morning of fucking PMQs
10:36Like that is not how you operate
10:38They're looking at him going you're on stage in an hour and a half
10:42What I see at Mossbros
10:45And they're like you've left your poppy
10:48He's like too late I'm going to the Houses of Parliament
10:50He then evaded multiple questions about the prisoner releases
10:53And decided not to return to make a statement about it
10:55After reportedly being advised by colleagues it would be career suicide
10:59You know you've had a bad first day on the job when you leave the room
11:02Say oh I might duck back for a sec and your colleagues go no that would be career suicide
11:07Well you know why he didn't go back?
11:09Oh sorry
11:10No no no go go go
11:11Well the reason he didn't go back
11:12Yep
11:13He had to go and settle his bill at Mossbros
11:15Career suicide is like that's a political equivalent of saying I'd give that five minutes if I were you
11:20By the way I can't believe they went with career suicide and not like a lamby to the slaughter
11:24I think we're doing lamby puns can I offer on the suit a mutton dress I can't offer
11:33I think like things are just going so badly
11:36Yep
11:37For Labour aren't they?
11:38It's going so badly
11:39That I've heard that Keir Starmer is going to be that United like that United fan
11:43And he said that he's not going to have a haircut until they go five days without fucking up
11:47I mean this is what I think he looks like at the moment
11:55So look why is all this happening?
11:57Prisons were already under strain when Labour came into power
11:59So they brought in an early release scheme to ease the pressure
12:02Now unfortunately the system can't cope with the amount of people being released
12:06And as you can see from this helpful graph
12:08Accidental prison releases have gone through the roof
12:11Although some of them walked out the doors and a few climbed over the wall
12:14Both of the men who were released are now back in prison
12:17But yesterday one of them told ITV News he was handing himself back in
12:22And their cameras captured the moment it happened in this cheeky video
12:28There he is
12:32There's a massive irony in the fact that he's struggling to get back in
12:36Look!
12:37He goes and tries, no that door don't work
12:40He walks back in with a cigarette and then he gets an extra year for smoking inside
12:45It looked like he was entering the big brother house
12:49Look the problems with the prism system
12:51Prism system
12:52The problems with the prison system are reflected in the health system
12:54The education system and a lot of the UK's public services
12:57That simply need more funding
12:59But how is Rachel Reeves going to pay for all this?
13:02Clearly the Chancellor's got a juggling act on her hands
13:05And a lot of eggs in her basket
13:06So what better way to demonstrate that
13:08Than with an actual juggler
13:09And actual egg
13:14Thank you
13:21The Prime Minister has placed his trust in Rachel Reeves
13:23Can I just say I'm so excited for this moment
13:26The Prime Minister has placed his trust in Rachel Reeves
13:30To deliver a budget that balances the books
13:32But she's got to keep a whole lot of other things in hand as well
13:35Firstly, she needs to find a way to fund crumbling public services
13:41But she also needs to abide by her own fiscal rules
13:44Oh my word
13:45Plus she's dealing with an economy reeling from a pandemic
13:48And a global economic crisis
13:50And she's trying to feed off threats from reform and the Greens
13:52All while trying not to break out a manifesto promise of not raising taxes
13:57Problem is, if she drops just one of these
13:59Kirsten Lama will end up with an egg all over his face
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:06Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10Turn them on him!
14:12Just him in the face!
14:13Oh no, I'm here!
14:25Josh!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh no!
14:32What is going on?
14:33By the way, do not lift those goggles up
14:34I saw the episode of Biker Grove
14:35All right, let's welcome tonight's guest
14:36Social Media Star GK Barry
14:37Social Media Star and Comedian Judy Love
14:38And Social Media Star and Leader of the Green Party
14:39Zach Polanski
14:40What am I doing?
14:41What am I doing with my life?
14:43That's right out there, Chief Mark
14:44Want to put it out there, Chief Mark
14:45That was good actually
14:46What am I doing?
14:50What am I doing with my life?
14:56Great out there, Chief Mark
14:59Zach, firstly, I apologise for doing that in front of a vegan
15:04I was going to say
15:05Zach, firstly, I apologise for doing that in front of a vegan.
15:09I was going to say. Sorry.
15:11Now, this is the first time you've been on the show,
15:13but it's not the first time you've been at the show.
15:15No, I've been in the audience twice, actually,
15:17in the last ten years.
15:19Indeed.
15:21I've got a warning, though. A warning.
15:23I was sat there laughing at the jokes
15:25I didn't think a few years later I'd be a party leader, so...
15:28Yeah. You want to be...
15:30Wait, is that West Streeting over there?
15:32You want to be careful admitting that you've taken free tickets, mate?
15:34LAUGHTER
15:37Old free gear, kid. Don't give it back, Zach.
15:40It's on five. You're right. Don't watch that trap.
15:42Grace, how do you feel about Labour's week?
15:44It's been a lot.
15:45It feels a little bit like with the budget.
15:48You know when you've done bad on an exam
15:50and you go home to your parents and you go,
15:53it was so bad, I'm going to be living on the streets?
15:56Yeah. And then when you get, like, a C,
15:58it's like, oh, it wasn't too bad.
16:00Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
16:02You try and make it seem worse than it actually is.
16:04Yeah, right. Yeah.
16:05Judy? Yeah.
16:06You mean...
16:07I mean, look, you know...
16:09Tell it Judy time.
16:11I mean, you know, they're just...
16:12Come on, let's go.
16:13They're just...
16:14They're just chatting, they're chatting,
16:16there's so much chatting there and it was...
16:19It's almost like when you go on a date with a man for the fourth time
16:22and he still doesn't want to commit
16:24and he's just chatting a bag of foolishness.
16:26That's what it felt like.
16:27It's like, what is this?
16:28What's going on?
16:29How bad is it going to be?
16:30Are we going to get the ting or not?
16:31What's happening?
16:34I thought we were just going for dinner, Judy.
16:36Well...
16:38Zack, what were your thoughts on it?
16:39Well, I was going to give political analysis,
16:41but they're just chatting actually does all of it.
16:43No, it's just there's always tricky decisions, aren't they?
16:45But they're tricky decisions for people in poverty,
16:47for people who are unemployed, for disabled people.
16:50When are they going to be tricky decisions
16:51for multi-millionaires and billionaires
16:53and actually tax for rich?
17:02I mean, show me a man that's come on live TV to get some votes!
17:06LAUGHTER
17:12I think we've got a new double act, haven't we?
17:16Now, look, Zack, we do want to give you a test tonight,
17:18but in order to prepare for that test,
17:19I need Alex and Josh to head over there
17:21and do a couple of things.
17:22Alex, put on some leathers.
17:23Josh, strap on a helmet.
17:25They look determined.
17:26Who's putting on leathers?
17:27Alex.
17:28What kind of test is this?
17:29Well, Sky News...
17:31Sky News said that you give authentic answers
17:34and I know you like that in a politician, Judy, right?
17:36Yeah.
17:37I'm trying to look for my question, so...
17:38Yeah.
17:39Yeah.
17:40You like an authentic answer coming from a politician?
17:41Of course.
17:42I want the truth, nothing but the truth.
17:44You know, I want you to bear your soul
17:46before it comes out in the newspapers a year later.
17:49Do you understand what I'm saying?
17:50Like, I want you to be real with us.
17:51Yeah.
17:52And have some kind of connection.
17:53Mmm.
17:54So, we're going to test you on that
17:55in a quick-fire Prime Ministerial press conference.
17:58Let's do this.
18:04Oh!
18:06Oh, my God.
18:07Oh, my God.
18:10I went to do the wrong one.
18:11Oh, my God.
18:12OK.
18:13Ready?
18:14So, Zach.
18:15What are you doing with these mates?
18:16Sorry. Sorry.
18:17We're going to throw some questions at you.
18:19You have to answer them without waffling.
18:21OK.
18:22No waffle bombs.
18:23If you do waffle to punish you as leader of the Green Party,
18:26Josh and Alex are going to rev a motorbike
18:28and release pollution into the atmosphere.
18:30Wait!
18:31By the way, how much does he look like the crazy frog?
18:42Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
18:44So I'm going to start...
18:46Enough already!
18:47I'm going to start, if you waffle, they rev. Here we go.
18:50Jacob said, with Labour reform and the Tories all attacking disabled people,
18:53how would the Greens do disability differently?
18:56Nothing about us without us.
18:57We need to make sure that disabled people are at the centre of policy
19:00around disabled people.
19:01Actually, if we create better housing,
19:03if we make sure our transport is more accessible,
19:05that's good for everyone, especially disabled people.
19:07OK, well done.
19:08Grace.
19:09OK.
19:11Who would you cast to play climate change in a movie?
19:16Nigel Farage, he's full of hot air anyway.
19:18Oh!
19:21OK.
19:22Is there a horn on this?
19:23It's more stressful than question time, I'm just saying.
19:25Horatio said,
19:26Why is the Green Party so firmly against nuclear energy?
19:29Because Sizewell C has taken like 27 years to build.
19:32It's like creating the fax machine right now.
19:34We need to invest in renewable wind and solar.
19:37Alex.
19:38Yeah, I've got a big one for you.
19:39So, wind farms, trees, pandas, snog, marry, kill, go.
19:43Snog for pandas.
19:44What?
19:45What were the other ones?
19:47Wind farms and trees.
19:49So you've got to marry one and kill one.
19:51Marry the pandas.
19:52I don't want to kill any wind farms.
19:54I don't want to kill anyone.
19:58Have you ever watched porn somewhere you shouldn't by accident?
20:01Obviously.
20:02No, no!
20:03Yes.
20:04Oh dear...
20:05Oh dear!
20:10Cinnabun said,
20:14Many young people feel disconnected from politics,
20:15what do you think are the best ways to get them more involved
20:17and have their voices heard?
20:19Yeah, stop saying we're inspired by young people,
20:21let's actually help them to get into positions of power.
20:23We need to invest in young people.
20:24Give them the resources, the confidence and the skills
20:26and the skills to actually represent themselves.
20:28Great.
20:29Yes!
20:32Do you think you'd be better as a traitor or a faithful?
20:38Claudia Winkleman.
20:39I like it when she just shouts at people.
20:41I still can't believe Alan killed Paloma.
20:44Kai said, could you clarify, because some are confused,
20:46what the Green Party's stance is on NATO?
20:48Yeah, Donald Trump is an unreliable ally.
20:51He's, you know, he's someone who wants to annex Greenland.
20:53I want to look at peace and diplomacy.
20:56Working with our European neighbours, that's very threatening.
21:01Have you ever sacked off a paper straw for a plastic straw?
21:04Be honest.
21:07Who does that?
21:08I have.
21:09Sorry.
21:10We need to talk.
21:11Final question from Marty.
21:13Marty said, do penguins have knees?
21:15The penguins have knees?
21:16Yeah.
21:17If they choose to, however they self-identify.
21:23We'll have more of our last leg for you after the break.
21:27We'll throw more of your questions at Zach,
21:29and we'll check in on the new mayor of New York.
21:30We'll see you in a little bit.
21:32We'll see you in a little bit.
21:33We'll see you in a little bit.
21:34We'll see you in a little bit.
21:35We'll see you in a little bit.
21:36Be honest.
21:37Yes.
21:38Yes.
21:39Yes!
21:40Yes!
21:41Yes.
21:42Yes!
21:43Yes!
21:44Yes!
21:45Yes!
21:46Yes!
21:47Yes!
21:48Yes!
21:49Yes!
21:50Yes!
21:51Yes!
21:52And it's the last leg, with your mate, GK Barry, Judy Love,
21:53and the leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski.
21:55People have been messaging questions for Zach.
21:57Jack said, what's your go-to Tesco meal deal?
22:00The vegan kind of hummus falafel thing. God, I am the stereotype, aren't I?
22:05It's all right, mate.
22:07Someone said, has Zack ever smoked green and if so, was it organic?
22:11All I'll say is we need to legalise and regulate.
22:15We shouldn't be putting people in prison for cannabis.
22:17What? Hey!
22:19Alex, have you got a question?
22:22Yeah, I've got a big one for you.
22:24So, I heard the thing that, you know, years ago, years and years ago...
22:28I know where this is going.
22:29Well, look, there was a story that you'd said you could make women's boobs bigger through hypnotherapy.
22:34Really?
22:35I know the thing is that you've apologised for that.
22:36Can I just say, your two heads moved at such a time.
22:40I don't need them any bigger boobs.
22:45I know that was kind of exclusive to boobs, but how are you with hands?
22:50LAUGHTER
22:55Well...
22:56It's funny, cos in the green room you were talking about other body parts.
23:01LAUGHTER
23:03I think Brook has just met his favourite politician.
23:15Captain Numbers said, what are your thoughts going into COP30?
23:18How would our participation be different with you leading the UK?
23:21Well, we need to show global leadership. It's outrageous.
23:23We've got a Prime Minister who says that he wants the greenest government ever,
23:26but he's still drilling for oil and gas, opening new roads, opening new airports.
23:31We also need to recognise that the global south and countries like Jamaica
23:34that have just suffered a horrendous hurricane, we have a contribution to that.
23:38And we need to be taxing the fossil fuel companies, the oil and gas companies,
23:41and making sure we keep fossil fuels where they belong, in the ground.
23:44I think it's...
23:50I think it's a bit presumptuous that Zach thought that question was for him
23:53rather than the rest of him.
23:55There are rumours that the reason Keir Starmer has gone to the COP climate summit
23:58in Brazil is that he's worried about losing voters to you.
24:01Do you think that's the reason he's gone?
24:03I think he's just gone for a break.
24:05I think for him, hearing about how the Earth is on fire
24:09is probably better than his usual day-to-day, isn't it?
24:12And look, I don't understand why we keep having COP summits.
24:15Like, we know the planet's fucked.
24:17Do we need to get together every year to confirm it?
24:19That's like me and Alex going to the doctor every six months
24:21to see if our feet are still missing.
24:24Answer goes so far.
24:26What the hell? You can't do it by Zoom. What's going on?
24:28Yeah, right?
24:29I find that mad to Zoom. Thank you.
24:32CEO of Zoom's in the audience.
24:35I don't understand why I don't do it.
24:37You can do climate awareness on Zoom.
24:39You can do speed awareness on Zoom, apparently.
24:42I've heard.
24:46Do you know what I think?
24:47And you have to show your face.
24:49I think we would take COP much more seriously
24:51if we counted down rather than up.
24:53Like, if it started at COP 20 and then it went 19, 18
24:56and all the way down to one.
24:57Also, every time I look at you two there, I'm going,
25:00Prime Minister, Deputy.
25:03This week, Labor announced a shake-up of the national curriculum
25:06as all primary school children in England are going to be taught
25:08about topics like global warming, how to spot fake news
25:10and how mortgages work.
25:12Even considering an A-level in AI.
25:15How are they not calling that an AI level?
25:18LAUGHTER
25:19But I don't...
25:20I'm...
25:21I don't think...
25:22I don't think it can work.
25:23Cos I think school is the biggest hotbed
25:26of misinformation in the world.
25:28Anyone who's been to school knows it.
25:30I was 14.
25:31I was in music.
25:32My mate John told me that when he ejaculated,
25:33it hit the scene and I believed it for 15 years.
25:36LAUGHTER
25:37and thought that was my true disability.
25:40LAUGHTER
25:41That would not be a disability that makes you a superhero.
25:44LAUGHTER
25:46What a pep test.
25:48LAUGHTER
25:56How do you guys feel about this?
25:57I think this is great because obviously I know
26:00we're all going to die by robots,
26:02they're going to take over, blah, blah.
26:04However, I never know what to buy people for Christmas.
26:08So, like, for my mum, 65...
26:10Sorry.
26:1165-year-old woman, loves a bit of gardening,
26:14loves home comforts.
26:15What do I buy her for Christmas?
26:17AI's got it.
26:18Yeah.
26:19Slow cooker.
26:20LAUGHTER
26:22I know what I'm buying everyone.
26:24I feel like it depends on the age that you're learning it
26:26at school.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Like, if you're in primary school,
26:29you should still be going under the, you know,
26:31the parachute when you're running out.
26:32Yeah.
26:33But...
26:34Making a paper roll by rubbing a teabag on it.
26:36We don't want to lose that.
26:37Exactly that.
26:38But it is benefit...
26:39I love AI.
26:40Oh.
26:41My job's going to be taken by AI.
26:42Who is AI to you?
26:43I'm fine with it.
26:44OK, yeah.
26:45I like AI.
26:46I don't know.
26:47I don't know about this whole thing.
26:48If you're depressed, you go on AI
26:50and you go and feel a little bit down right now,
26:52and they give you really good advice.
26:54Yeah, same for you single.
26:55And it's for free.
26:56Well, I didn't want to say it.
26:57Yeah.
26:58But, yes.
26:59I don't know about the government.
27:00I don't know about teaching these kids anything.
27:02I think them teaching about mortgages
27:03and all the rest of it.
27:04It's like maths, GCSEs.
27:06Yeah.
27:07They're never going to be able to use it
27:08with all this interest rate.
27:09These kids are not going to be able to get a mortgage at all.
27:11Do you know what I mean?
27:12And what they should be teaching them
27:13is how to spot a fake politician.
27:15That's what they should be teaching the kids.
27:17It's interesting because Rachel Reeves did...
27:20Thank you again.
27:21He's fun.
27:22Rachel Reeves did a course called PPE at Oxbridge.
27:25Also, Jeremy Hunt did and Ed Balls did it.
27:27I think we need to rename it to, like, Piss Poor Economics.
27:30Wow!
27:31Wow!
27:32Wow!
27:37Can I just check who you've got writing for you?
27:40Oh, that's what I'm saying!
27:41We could do with them on this show.
27:43Kay said, have you spoken to Zoran Mamdani?
27:46So, if you don't know, New York elected a new mayor this week,
27:49the 34-year-old Mamdani,
27:50who becomes the youngest mayor of New York in over a century,
27:53as well as the first Muslim.
27:55Some of his pledges included making the city affordable,
27:57raising the minimum wage,
27:58childcare for everyone who needs it,
28:00and making public buses free.
28:02Donald Trump called him a communist.
28:03Most of Europe called him centre-right.
28:06Mamdani immediately set this empowered challenge
28:08to Donald Trump.
28:11So, Donald Trump,
28:12since I know you're watching,
28:16I have four words for you.
28:20Turn the volume up!
28:26I'm not sure if that's a call to arms
28:27or just something you say to, like,
28:29an 80-year-old man watching television anyway.
28:31Yeah.
28:32You know?
28:33Like, I kind of feel like he was like,
28:34Donald, turn the volume up!
28:36No, no, hit HDMI 1!
28:39It's the wrong remote, Donald!
28:41You're pointing your panic button at the television!
28:44I mean, there was four other words he could have used,
28:46but hey.
28:48Have you spoken to Mamdani?
28:49Our teams are speaking,
28:50but that's a man who knows
28:51if penguins have knees or not.
28:52Once again, it was a question for me!
28:53He wouldn't have got caught out on TV.
28:55Sorry, Josh?
28:56I was saying it was a question for me again.
28:57Zach jumped in.
28:58I haven't spoken to him, no.
29:01Mamdani has already established a different relationship
29:04to the press than Donald Trump.
29:06You'll see from this endearing moment
29:08of him getting starstruck by Sky News.
29:12Well, first I just have to say
29:13I've spent many days in my youth
29:15watching the transfer window close
29:17final hours on Sky News,
29:18so it's a pleasure to have you here.
29:19What's your team?
29:20Yeah, I'm an Arsenal fan.
29:23I have to be honest,
29:24when you said you were from Sky News
29:25I just got very excited.
29:26Could you repeat the question one more time?
29:32I mean, I love him.
29:33Yeah.
29:34I think it's nice for him,
29:35like, for us Arsenal fans
29:36for him to have been in the lead
29:37and not finished second, so it's both.
29:40He does that with all the channels.
29:41A question from Channel 4,
29:42oh, I loved Eurotrash.
29:46What would you ask him if you had the chance?
29:48Oh, a big one would be
29:51that big Christmas tree they have
29:52in the Rockefeller Centre.
29:53What are they doing with it after?
29:56So I'll take it off.
29:57And also the big one, I think,
29:58for any mayor of New York,
29:59100-foot marshmallow man
30:00comes walking through the streets,
30:01what are you doing?
30:02Are you calling the Ghostbusters
30:04or are you having them incarcerated?
30:05Nice.
30:07And Daniel had something in common
30:08with Keir Starmer then,
30:09if they meet,
30:10because this week it was revealed
30:11Sir Keir accepted a personal necklace
30:12from Donald Trump
30:13but turned down an Arsenal shirt
30:15gifted to him by former manager
30:16Arsene Wenger.
30:17He can't even be an Arsenal fan properly.
30:23Is that appropriate, Kim?
30:24I think that's really romantic
30:25that he accepted, like, a necklace.
30:28Right.
30:29Do you know what I mean?
30:30I feel like that's really sweet.
30:31That he accepted the necklace
30:33and not the Arsenal shirt.
30:34I think Donald's his mistress.
30:38The mad thing about those gifts,
30:40so he gave him cowboy boots,
30:42but they were for his wife.
30:44Yeah.
30:45It's quite a weird thing to give,
30:46like, buy another bloke,
30:47give another bloke's wife.
30:48But don't you have to...
30:49You have to pay for the presents you get.
30:51Is that not what it is?
30:52Like, he'll give you presents
30:53but don't you have to pay for it?
30:54Over a certain amount, yeah.
30:55If you keep them.
30:56He's not on.
30:57Why would you pay for your own gift?
30:59That's inflation.
31:00You could get a free ticket to the last leg.
31:01That's what I'm talking about.
31:02Yeah.
31:04Mamdani, by the way,
31:05the new New York mayor,
31:06was also a rapper
31:07who once went by the name of Mr Cardamom
31:10and released this catchy track in 2019
31:12about his grandmother.
31:14Go ahead, make a rap for your nanny.
31:17It's a rap.
31:18Get the grasp in the rack for your nanny.
31:19Open the rack.
31:20Come through, give a dab to your nanny.
31:22If you're really feeling good,
31:23spin the track for your nanny.
31:24Like, woo!
31:25Go ahead, make a rap for your nanny.
31:27That's the mayor of New York.
31:29It's about his grandmother.
31:31Right?
31:32It's about his grandmother.
31:33It's about his grandmother.
31:34What is crazy,
31:35can't we just acknowledge that was only six years ago?
31:37No.
31:38I was waiting for you to say something like,
31:401998, Joey.
31:42I fear he's lost his virginity not long ago.
31:45What, six years ago?
31:46Yeah, that's men's...
31:47Imagine rapping about your nan.
31:49Do you know what?
31:50When you're rapping about your nan,
31:51it's less...
31:52And you'll enjoy this.
31:53It's less hip-hop, more hip-op.
31:56Nice.
32:03I'm glad the comedian got the groan and not the politician.
32:06I mean, is there a chance you're going to follow in his footsteps?
32:10A little bit of rap coming from you?
32:12Is that a question for me or Josh Whittaker?
32:13LAUGHTER
32:18Well, listen, you're all over the social media.
32:20Like, people...
32:21A lot of people compare you and Mamdani, right?
32:22Yeah, I mean, I love it.
32:23Since I've become leader in the last two months,
32:25we've doubled our membership.
32:26We just had a poll yesterday that put us above the Labour government.
32:29Now, I think some of that's social media,
32:31but actually, what people get wrong with Zoran
32:33is it's not just for social media, it's for message.
32:35Mm.
32:36It's about lowering bills, taxing billionaires
32:38and making a city everyone can afford to live in.
32:40Yeah.
32:41I want to make a country we can all afford to live in.
32:42Wow.
32:43So...
32:44APPLAUSE
32:49He's got the chat, hasn't he?
32:56Damn, brother, where are you from, Sam?
32:58LAUGHTER
33:02So, you've made a whole bunch of popular posts.
33:04Here's one of the eye-catching versions.
33:05I love this one.
33:06I love this one.
33:07OK, this is, uh...
33:08I think Judy's about to fall out of love with him.
33:10LAUGHTER
33:11I love this.
33:12OK.
33:13Yeah.
33:14It's good!
33:16I love this one.
33:18Yeah.
33:20See me?
33:21No.
33:22No.
33:23I love this one.
33:24I love this one.
33:26I love this one.
33:27I love it.
33:28I love this one.
33:29Wait, sorry.
33:30Right now.
33:31Bye!
33:32This one.
33:33Hi, guys.
33:34I love this one.
33:35Hello.
33:36Hi, guys!
33:37I love this one.
33:38What the...
33:39My name is Noah,
33:41All right, Judy, I mean, you're loving what you're seeing so far.
33:49What would be your advice to Zack?
33:50Do you know what? The thing is with the New York mayor...
33:54How do you say his name? Sorry. Zoran.
33:55Zoran, yeah. He's really with the people
33:59and he's got a lot of rhythm in his hips.
34:02Do you know what I'm saying?
34:04So I feel like you need to get with the people
34:06and get some rhythm in your hips.
34:08Like, if you've got the rhythm, you know, your buddy,
34:10then I think people will accept you.
34:12OK, do you want to...
34:14I'm worried about where this is going.
34:15Do you know what, Bandha? DJ, run the track!
34:19THEY CHOIR
34:21Ready?
34:22THEY CHOIR
34:24THEY CHOIR
34:26THEY CHOIR
34:28THEY CHOIR
34:30THEY CHOIR
34:32THEY CHOIR
34:34THEY CHOIR
34:36THEY CHOIR
34:38THEY CHOIR
34:40THEY CHOIR
34:42WE'LL HAVE MORE LAST LEG
34:43FOR YOU AFTER THE BREAK
34:44WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW
34:45JOHN LEWIS CHRISTMAS ADD
34:46AND WE'LL STICK TO THE PERMISSION
34:47BY ENDING THE SHOW WITH OUR VERSION
34:48WE'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT.
34:49THEY CHOIR
34:51THEY CHOIR
35:01THEY CHOIR
35:01THEY CHOIR
35:02RIGHT
35:03THEYTION
35:04Oh, my God, Barry, honestly, thank you.
35:07Welcome back to Last Leg.
35:08We're joined by GK Barry, Judy Love and Zach Polanski.
35:10Oh, we've got questions. Another question for Zach.
35:13Which politician would you least trust to look after your houseplants?
35:18Um, Boris Johnson.
35:20I don't want to trust him to look after anything.
35:23Yeah, right. Well, he's doing all right with the 12 kids.
35:25That's true.
35:28Just a quick update.
35:29Up to getting plants and kids. Thank you.
35:31Quick update on the multi-million-pound heist
35:33at the famous Louvre Museum in Paris a few weeks ago.
35:36This week it was revealed a security test in 2014
35:40found that the password for the server
35:42that housed the surveillance system was Louvre.
35:46Oh, my gosh.
35:48I'm thinking so. That's not why it got broken into, is it?
35:50It's because the window was left open.
35:53Isn't it? Yes.
35:54Yeah. Yeah.
35:55It's OK, they've updated it now. It's Louvre 123.
35:59Now, every year John Lewis release a Christmas ad
36:01and every year we try to remake it.
36:03This week the department store released their ad
36:05about a dad and a teenage son connecting through music.
36:08And it resonated mainly with dads and teenage sons.
36:11Here's a quick look at the festive ad.
36:13How did I grab enough glasses?
36:16One, two, three, four, five, six, eight, seven, eight, seven, eight, nine, eight, nine?
36:20That's sick.
36:50Why don't you take my hand, come a bite, come out of the woods, buy everything you give, so will I give something to do, deep down where the loveless.
37:14Are there tears, are there tears over here?
37:16You can't, you can't.
37:18Come on.
37:19It did get me a little bit.
37:20It's not Alan Carr at the end of the trailer.
37:24That's just for Paloma.
37:26It's really slow down the music.
37:28No, we've had different ideas, because I thought it was his son handing him this vinyl, and in that club it was only men, so I thought he was gay.
37:37So I thought it was his son going, I know you're gay.
37:42So that's why I thought, oh that's nice, but I think you can't have an advert, like if he's not gay that was pathetic then, because it's boring, I want a man who's alone, he's got no Christmas presents to open, I want tearjerkers.
37:57He was alone in his spirit, he's gay.
37:59This is the heart-breaking story.
38:02It's a sad story about a dad who used to go out and do pills, and now his son, and now his son's given him the vinyl and he's gone, well this isn't any good because I don't do MDMA anymore.
38:12But after Boxing Day it's going to be the come down of a lifetime.
38:15I just think that only works with that sort of music.
38:18Yeah.
38:19Like for his generation that kind of made me, that advert isn't as endearing for us lot that we're into our early 2000s hip-hop.
38:25Yeah.
38:26Imagine that advert with my neck and my back being totally...
38:30Or candy shop.
38:31It would have worked.
38:33I mean it did get a little bit PC, there was a lot of people talking about it was an all-white family, and I was like that wasn't a problem for me.
38:40But what really got me is that Thomas had rhythm, he was competing with Zack with them darts.
38:46We're going to have our version of that ad at the end of the show, but right now it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest.
38:50Grace, Judy and Zack have to try and work out how they're related to the news.
38:53So, can we have this week's mystery guest please?
38:59Mystery guest.
39:04What a beautiful girl!
39:05Josh Alex, who's not sure.
39:09Okay, this is Gloria and she's been in the news this week, but why?
39:13Can we have the dramatic lighting change please?
39:17So, how's Gloria been in the news?
39:19Because after her tweet went viral, she found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female conga line.
39:25Was it B, because after her TikTok went viral, she has found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female playing spotting club.
39:32Or C, after her Instagram went viral, she has found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female Judy Love fan club.
39:41I know this.
39:42I mean, okay, I've got, let me see, because you know, I'm not saying it's probably the last one.
39:47Have you got tickets from my tour all about love?
39:52That's...
39:53No, you ain't my phone girl.
39:55I...
39:57I've seen you on my TikTok and I think it's the plane spotting.
40:02I know you invited a group of people to the plane spotting.
40:06It's that, I'm telling you this.
40:08I just want to say 300 isn't enough for a Judy Love fan club.
40:10Yeah.
40:11Oh, yes!
40:12Oh!
40:13He has got the moves!
40:15Alright, we'll reveal...
40:18Making sure I've got a vote by the end of the evening.
40:21We'll reveal the mystery guests for you after the break and we'll unveil our own Christmas ad.
40:25We'll see if they're right. See you in a little bit.
40:27APPLAUSE
40:45Wow.
40:47Uh, Alex, those hands.
40:49I'll tell you what, you ain't half good, mate.
40:52I mean, on the last leg, they said, it'll be fun, they said.
40:55The hamperton's done by my ankles as well.
40:59Uh, welcome back to the last leg.
41:00We're joined by GK Barry, Judy Love and Zach Polanski.
41:02Before the break, we challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected to the news.
41:06Can we have the options again, please?
41:09Yes.
41:10So, how's Gloria been in the news?
41:11Because her tweet went viral as she found herself in charge of a 300-member all-female conga line.
41:17Is it because, uh, her...
41:19What was it?
41:20It tells her about the social media.
41:21Yeah, basically, she's in charge of a 300-member all-female plane-spotting club.
41:26Sorry, these hands.
41:27I'm not used to working with them.
41:30Or is it because she's in charge of a 300-member all-female Judy Love fan club?
41:37OK, and you, have you come to a decision?
41:40It's got to be, it's the plane.
41:42I know it's the plane.
41:43Yeah.
41:44I know it's the plane.
41:45It is the plane.
41:46I mean, if you've seen it, it's a problem with a mystery guest, right?
41:48Grace, Grace, try and get some drama in it.
41:49Oh, my God, I think it is the conga.
41:52I'm going to go with my ego and be like, obviously, it's the fan group and you missed out zero and it should be 3,000.
41:59That's what I'm going to go with.
42:00All right, Gloria, can you reveal the answer, please?
42:02I started an all-female plane-spotting group.
42:15Why?
42:16What brought it about?
42:18So, I have a love for aviation and I was posting videos of myself plane-spotting at London City Airport and places like that.
42:25Yeah.
42:26And I had a lot of traction, people asking me, you know, host an event, when are you going next?
42:30And so I did, posted that, and then that went viral.
42:33And that's how the club started.
42:35And are there a lot of women out there that want to be plane-spotters, but they're put off by the fact that it's mainly normally men?
42:41More than I expected.
42:42A lot of women saying that they used to do it with their grandparents as kids.
42:46People saying that they want to do it, but they're nervous.
42:48So, I'm really surprised by the reaction, but in a really good way.
42:52Oh, that's really cool.
42:53And I love the idea that male pilots, now knowing that they might be all-female plane-spotting groups,
42:57might just land and, like, give the wings a little bit.
43:01And, Gloria, thank you so much.
43:02Good luck with the club.
43:10Uh, Josh has been soft launching the last seven days.
43:13What have you got?
43:14Would you like to see an unfortunate clip illustrating why state agents shouldn't take their shoes off?
43:19What I came here for.
43:20LAUGHTER
43:21Yes, please.
43:25Oh!
43:28Oh, my God!
43:30Do you know what, though?
43:31Oh, my God!
43:32If he's a good estate agent, he should have looked up and gone,
43:34I mean, quick access to the basement?
43:36LAUGHTER
43:41Uh, simple question.
43:43Yep.
43:44Do you know what, Zach, one last question.
43:45Do you know?
43:46Do you think Kim Kardashian knows what a baked potato is?
43:48Absolutely not.
43:49OK.
43:50Let's find out with this endearing clip.
43:53You're a big fan of jacket potato, aren't you?
43:57Who?
43:58Do you like a jacket potato?
44:01What is that?
44:02I really want to know if you like a jacket potato.
44:04I don't know what that is.
44:05I don't know what a jacket potato is.
44:06You don't know what a jacket potato is?
44:08What is a jacket potato?
44:09It's a potato cooked in the skin.
44:12Oh, I love that, yeah.
44:13What's your filling?
44:15What filling do you like in a jacket?
44:16Sour cream and butter.
44:18Oh, sour cream and butter.
44:19Maybe bacon bits?
44:20Oh, lovely.
44:21You're making me feel angry.
44:23LAUGHTER
44:26Alright, we are about to unveil our annual version
44:28of the John Lewis Christmas ad, but before we do,
44:30would you please thank our guests, G.K. Barry!
44:32Judy Love!
44:33And Matt Polanski!
44:34And my co-host Josh Whittacombe!
44:35And Alex Brooker!
44:36We'll be back next week with comedians Rosie Jones and Mike Wozniak,
44:37and author and presenter Richard Osmond, but right now it's time to show you our version
44:39of this year's Christmas ad.
44:40It celebrates two young boys connecting with an older man through the power of music.
44:41Thanks for watching The Last League.
44:42My name's Adam Hills.
44:43See you next week for The Next League.
44:44Oh, I know.
44:45What about a sketch about me winning the Paris Standing Tennis World Championships?
44:52Oh, I could do a song.
44:56Oh, don't you mind, I'm sorry.
45:08I'll be fine.
45:09And Alex Brooker.
45:10We'll be back next week with comedians Rosie Jones and Mike Wozniak,
45:11and author and presenter Richard Osmond, but right now it's time to show you our version
45:14Thank you for letting us be ourselves.
45:44So don't mind me if I repeat myself
45:46These simple rhymes be good for your health
45:48To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
45:50Live love life like you just don't care
45:535,000 leaders never scared
45:55Rain and ice is the moment they fear
45:58Get up, still a beautiful idea
46:00Get up, throw your hands in the air
46:02Get up, and show no fear
46:05Get up if y'all really care
46:07You need 20 years, now just love
46:09Get up
46:10I hope I'm getting me number one in New York
46:12I hope I'm getting me number one in New York
46:15I hope I'm getting me number one in New York
46:35Peace out
46:36So don't mind me if I repeat myself
46:40These simple lines be good for your health
46:43To keep them crown rods on the shelf
46:46Live, love, life like you just don't care
46:485,000 litres, never scared
46:51Bring the noise, it's the moment they feared
46:54Get up, steal a beautiful light
46:56I told you we should have just got in the tennis racket
47:00Get up, just like that
47:04Get up, just like that
47:07Get up, throw your hands in the air
47:12Get up, just like that
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