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00:00Meet the star captain
00:02Kate, meet the star captain and the guy who's bringing us home to Stanley
00:07Tyler Carlson
00:10Boys, this is Kate Martin
00:13She's your new owner
00:15You
00:17You
00:19Let's get fucked up
00:25Okay
00:26Excuse me
00:30Don't touch me
00:32How about giving some of us a chance?
00:43You're not the only one trying to get a drink here, sweetheart
00:45Who the hell do you think you are?
00:51You don't know who I am?
00:56Thanks, Danny
01:10Who the hell do you think you are?
01:22That is one tall glass of delicious
01:35You could swallow him whole and still be thirsty
01:38I'm good with the drinks I've got
01:41Who's she?
01:45Who?
01:46Oh, shut up
01:47I see your tail wagging
01:49I don't know, man
01:51Some nobody
01:52She was kind of hot, though
01:54Look, Kate the Great
01:55If you don't think you have a chance with him
01:57You could just
01:58Say so
01:59Please
02:00I would have that man on a leash in five minutes
02:03The season starts tomorrow
02:04And we need your head in the game
02:06I'm not gonna fuck her
02:08Okay
02:09Let's put some money on it
02:11$20,000
02:12If you go home alone tonight
02:14Easy
02:16Eh?
02:18And you can't just have sex with her in the bathroom
02:20Okay
02:21Not so easy
02:22You don't think he's a bit out of your league?
02:25No one
02:26Is out of my league
02:27But you're on
02:28My boy
02:29Dare you to prove it
02:34You're such a bitch
02:38Watch and learn
02:42Oh, ain't coming
02:45Sorry I was so rude before
02:49I just get impulsive
02:53When I drink
02:55Buy me a shot
02:58You know, I've never seen you here before
03:02Used to be my dad's spot
03:04But enough about me
03:05I want to hear all about your girlfriend
03:08I don't have a girlfriend
03:12You're kidding
03:13Me neither
03:14We have so much in common
03:17I'm not interested
03:22Not at all?
03:28No
03:31In fact
03:33I, um
03:35Well, I hate
03:39Hot women
03:41Yeah
03:42Yeah
03:44Uh, fuck
04:00No, I, um
04:02I actually
04:03Can't
04:04Okay
04:05What is the deal?
04:07Are you some gigantic, beautiful virgin?
04:09You know, you really should learn some respect
04:13Look, I didn't exactly come here for your personality
04:16And I definitely didn't come over here for a lecture
04:18So kiss me, you idiot
04:20I said no
04:22Not used to hearing that
04:25Are you daddy's girl?
04:26My dad's dead
04:33Asshole
04:34Kate the Great
04:46Kate the Great
05:00I wasn't expecting to see you here
05:02I would have cleaned up
05:03Where else would I be, Kevin?
05:05We're co-owners now
05:07My dad left me his share of the tea
05:09Dream come true
05:11Yeah
05:12We're both of us
05:13Yeah, because there's nothing the Blades need more right now
05:15Than some woman who knows nothing about hockey
05:18Bossing them around
05:20Distracting them
05:21Dressed like some sort of, uh
05:23Kevin
05:24We're cousins
05:27It's never gonna happen
05:29Step cousins
05:30There's no shared blood
05:31I, you know, whatever
05:33Let's get this shit sure on the road
05:34Hey fellas, bring it in
05:35Alright, there is Donovan
05:41Chris
05:41Kyle
05:42Eli
05:43Sammy
05:44And
05:45Last but not least
05:46The star captain
05:48And the guy who's bringing us home to Stanley
05:50Tyler
05:52Carlson
05:53Woo
05:54Boys, this is Kate Martin
05:58Okay, she's your new co-owner
06:00Now Kate here
06:02Doesn't know that much about hockey
06:03Okay, so we're gonna have to bring her up to speed a little bit
06:05Yeah
06:06And what the hell is she doing with the Blades?
06:09She inherited her father's shares
06:11She
06:13Started three beauty brands before the age of 20
06:15And has her MBA from Brown
06:17And she's your boss
06:19So maybe it's you who needs to show a little bit of respect
06:22Yeah, well, we're trying to win a championship here
06:26We don't have time to teach some woman how to play hockey
06:30Perfect
06:31So we'll just skip that part and go straight to the part where you shut the fuck up
06:35This is my rink now
06:41Yeah, we'll see about that
06:43Why didn't you tell me you played for the Blades?
06:47Why didn't you tell me you were the new co-owner?
06:49Has anyone ever told you you always have something to say?
06:52It's a very annoying quality
06:53You seemed to like it enough last night
06:54If you know what's best for you
06:57You won't mention whatever that was
07:00To anyone
07:01You know, I can tell when I'm having an effect on someone
07:09You tell me you don't want me
07:12Not at all
07:14The only reason we almost kissed last night
07:18Was because I was dared to
07:21Not true
07:23I will do anything for a dare
07:25Whatever you say
07:27But, uh
07:28The only reason that we didn't kiss last night
07:31Was because my friend dared me not to
07:34If I wanted to, we would've
07:36Okay
07:38Captain Fuckboy
07:40I would do anything for a dare, too
07:42I believe that you believe that
07:45But I was the one in control last night
07:48And guess what?
07:51I still am
07:52Don't worry
07:58I'm not trying to get kicked off the team
08:01For corrupting the Blade's new pretty little princess
08:03Princess
08:05Yeah
08:06The hat
08:07The nails
08:08The shoes
08:09The overall attitude
08:11What?
08:12You need me to keep going?
08:14You wish you could corrupt me
08:16But I'm not interested
08:22Superstar
08:24Hmm
08:25You're a bad liar, princess
08:42How about this?
08:50From now on
08:51I dare you
08:54To stay away from me
08:57And I'll stay away from you
08:59Deal?
09:01Hmm
09:02Deal
09:06I'll get dressed
09:09I just don't know what Coach wants to
09:15It's like
09:16What else do I need to do
09:18To show him I can be captain?
09:24Hey
09:24If you want to talk to her so bad
09:29Just go do it
09:29Nah, man
09:31I don't want to talk to her
09:32But maybe I should at least go tell her
09:43That this is supposed to be a player's bar
09:44Right?
09:45I'll just go tell her that
09:46So what?
09:59The stadium wasn't enough?
10:01You need to come hang out at our bar too?
10:02Get over yourself
10:03I'm meeting someone
10:05You know
10:05Technically
10:06It's supposed to be just players
10:08No front office
10:10Well, you didn't have a problem
10:12When my dad came here
10:13Yeah, well
10:14That was different
10:16Your dad was the best
10:19You talk to all your bosses this way, Mr. Carlson?
10:26Do you try and take home all your employees, Miss Martin?
10:29Only the really stupid ones
10:31Huh
10:32Whatever, princess
10:35Whatever
10:38Superstar
10:40Shit
10:51Oh, well, well
10:52Look who it is
10:53Thought you two hated each other
10:55We were just talking about
10:57Uh, Kitty K, we gotta talk some business
10:59So
11:00It's a little crowded in here
11:02So why don't we go talk some more private?
11:03Yeah?
11:05Yeah
11:05Alright
11:06Hey, not too many, alright?
11:08Alright
11:09Alright
11:09What do you say, boss?
11:18Ah
11:19Let's just cut to the chase here
11:21Alright
11:21We both know the Blades are a
11:24A sinking ship?
11:25A waste of time
11:26A pitiful excuse for my dad to miss every milestone in my life
11:30On the fast track to bankruptcy
11:32Okay
11:33Season ticket sales are at an all-time low
11:35Our sponsors are dropping like flies
11:37So
11:37We need a rebrand
11:39And lucky for you
11:40That's my specialty
11:42No, no, no
11:44Not a rebrand
11:45We need to sell
11:48Look, Kate
11:52We both know your dad didn't do us any favors when he gave you his shares, right?
11:56So I'm thinking you and me
11:57We just take this little piggy down to the butcher shop
11:59Before there's no meat left for the two of us
12:01Or
12:03We do something to raise the value
12:05Believe it or not
12:06Some of us are actually capable of accomplishing things
12:09No offense here, Kitty
12:11But I'm not really looking for the lady perspective here
12:14How are you still single?
12:16Oh
12:17Kitty, don't tempt me
12:19Look, okay
12:21Just sign the papers
12:23And after the deal's done
12:25You can go and girl boss all over some people who actually want it
12:28Well, I think the lady perspective is exactly what this team needs right now
12:32There's a whole untapped market of female hockey fans that we should be catering to
12:36Women don't like hockey
12:39You have no idea what women like
12:41Hockey players are hot
12:44I can sell hot
12:48I'll give it to you
12:51You're cute when you're all riled up
12:54Give me one month
12:58If I fail
13:00I'll sign the papers
13:03Deal
13:07Shall we seal it with a kiss?
13:11Still your cousin
13:12Step-cousin, alright
13:13It's like a close family friend
13:14Alright
13:16Kate's got an open net
13:19Is she gonna make her shot?
13:28Seriously?
13:29What are we gonna do now?
14:30I'm on the ice between you and your enormous ego.
14:36Why are you on the ice?
14:39Practice doesn't start for an hour.
14:43Hockey's not just my job.
14:46Why are you here, princess?
14:48Come to skate with me?
14:51Skate?
14:51No, I don't.
14:56Wait, wait, wait.
14:57Don't tell me the princess doesn't skate.
15:00Shut up.
15:02How is that even possible?
15:04Your dad was five-time MVP Rick Martin.
15:07I'm aware.
15:07Don't worry.
15:15I'll take it real nice and slow for you.
15:20Shame.
15:22I'm more of a fast and rough kind of girl.
15:25Then we might need a safe word.
15:27Just in case.
15:28Maybe next time.
15:38Hey.
15:43I dare you.
15:47Whoa.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:51Oh, my God.
15:53I can't believe I'm skating.
15:55Yeah, it only took you 25 years.
15:58You know, this is actually kind of easy.
16:02Oh.
16:02Why are we paying you so much money?
16:06You're just like your dad.
16:08Such a ball breaker.
16:11He understood it, though.
16:14What being on the ice means for a guy like me.
16:19And what's that?
16:21I don't know.
16:23To have somewhere that you belong?
16:25A place where I can show people what I'm made of?
16:30Everyone needs that.
16:32Well, you definitely belong here.
16:40Thank you, princess.
16:43Oh, my God.
16:56Dollar.
16:59Kate?
17:00You good, Miss Martin?
17:04Yeah, just making sure everything's up to regulation.
17:11Yep.
17:11Seems sturdy.
17:16I'll catch you boys after practice.
17:17Wait, so you actually want to work with this team now?
17:28Man, one day at the boy aquarium and she's a puck bunny.
17:31I am not.
17:33I just want to prove that I'm capable of running more than just a beauty brand.
17:37And if I get to boss around hot, sexy hockey players in the process, sign me the fuck up.
17:44And proving your pervy cousin wrong isn't so bad either.
17:47Mm-hmm.
17:48Facts.
17:50So, what are we thinking?
17:53Okay.
17:56Sexy calendar.
17:59We'll shoot it here.
18:00I'm thinking shirtless and red heart glasses for February, shirtless and American boxers for July, and shirtless and a Santa hat for Christmas.
18:09Okay, sex appeal.
18:10I buy that.
18:13But if you really want women to pay attention, you need romance.
18:18You gotta get one of your boys set up with someone famous.
18:24Okay.
18:26Which player?
18:27Obviously, the 6-3 sex god half of our fans are already wet dreaming about.
18:35Tyler Carlson.
18:40Absolutely not.
18:42I mean, he would never go for it.
18:46He's one of the most stubborn men I've ever met in my life.
18:48Why not?
18:50He's famously a fuckboy.
18:52And a certified snack.
18:54Just, I don't know.
18:56Just somebody else.
18:58Kate.
19:01Are you into him?
19:03Oh my god.
19:04No.
19:05Of course not.
19:06I can't stand him.
19:08It's okay if you are.
19:12Look, you haven't allowed yourself any real happiness since your dad died.
19:17You deserve whatever you want.
19:20The media would crucify me.
19:23They already think I'm some dumb bimbo,
19:26and then I go and sleep with the hottest guy on the hockey team.
19:30I mean, one of the hottest guys on the hockey team.
19:33I don't know.
19:36Okay.
19:37Who do we set him up with?
19:40So, in order to appeal to a brand new fan base,
19:45I have scheduled a calendar shoot for all of you guys at my place.
19:48It'll be fun.
19:49It'll be fun.
19:49It'll be fun.
19:52And mandatory.
19:55Come on.
19:56Guys.
19:57We are entering a brand new demographic.
20:00These ladies want to get to know you.
20:02This is your chance to show them your personality and your assets.
20:08Hmm?
20:09I know you guys don't go to the gym just to be slapping each other sticks around all day.
20:14Aren't you hockey players supposed to be big and strong?
20:18I mean, seriously, are you guys afraid of a little photo shoot?
20:20Look, if we want to get new results, we have to be willing to try something new.
20:25And marketing is all about disruption, and I am trying to make moves here.
20:30Speaking of moves, I want to see you working on your poses.
20:34Come on.
20:35A little creativity.
20:38Let's go.
20:39Hit the showers.
20:40That's a lot of talk, princess.
20:51You've got to be able to walk, too.
20:54Hmm.
20:55Hmm.
20:57You think I'm finished?
21:06Oh, look.
21:07He's right over there.
21:08You're going to love him.
21:10Meet your new girlfriend.
21:13Pop sensation, Nicolette.
21:18Wait.
21:19What?
21:20You're even hotter in person.
21:22I'm a big fan.
21:24Not of, like, the hockey part, but I love your Instagram.
21:31Will you excuse us for a second?
21:33Yeah.
21:35Okay, what kind of fucked up power play is this?
21:38This is for the Blades.
21:39It's an image overhaul.
21:41It's PR.
21:43It's fake, dummy.
21:45You're not actually dating her.
21:46You just need to make it seem like you're dating her.
21:48Oh.
21:49So now you're pimping me out.
21:51Kinky.
21:52Just shut up and look pretty for those cameras.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Ty, Ty.
21:59Don't tell me you're trying to make me jealous already.
22:01Okay, wow.
22:03We really do look good together, don't we?
22:08You have a good eye.
22:12Nicolette, you don't need to do that right now.
22:15The cameras aren't around.
22:17Look at you.
22:18So protective.
22:20Like a little guard dog.
22:21Maybe I want a touch.
22:27Have you seen her?
22:28So handsome.
22:33Well, boss.
22:34Thank you so much for the hot date.
22:36This is going to be fun.
22:41Don't worry, little doggie.
22:42I'll take good care of it.
22:45Little doggie.
22:45Come on, guys.
22:59A little energy.
23:01Like you're having fun.
23:03Please.
23:06Is this what you want?
23:10So much for changing the game.
23:13This is what we in the biz call a whiff.
23:15Come on, guys.
23:21Smolder for me.
23:22The camera loves you.
23:23Are they okay?
23:25It's like watching baby giraffes learn to walk.
23:28Yeah.
23:30I'm so fucked.
23:31Okay, who's next?
23:50Oh, my God.
23:52I heard someone's on the naughty list.
24:13Very naughty.
24:22Okay.
24:23Show us what you got.
24:25I got a love, love.
24:28Yeah, yeah.
24:29I got a love, love.
24:31Yeah, yeah.
24:33I got a love of love.
24:35Yeah, yeah.
24:36I got a love.
24:39Yeah, yeah.
24:41Some people say
24:43Oh, I can't wait to see how all the pictures come out.
25:12But also, score, I got Chris's number.
25:17You do know you work for the team now, right?
25:20Has anyone ever told you not to mix business with pleasure?
25:22Has anyone ever told you to work hard, play harder?
25:26Bye.
25:27Bye, I love you.
25:28Love you.
25:42I thought you left already.
25:46Hmm.
25:48I was waiting for my thank you.
25:50For doing your job?
25:52For saving your little photo shoots.
25:55You're welcome.
25:56Fine.
25:57On behalf of all the horny housewives in this country, thank you.
26:04Why are you going to make things so hard all the time?
26:06Oh, you think it's hard now?
26:12You know what I think?
26:14I think you're scared.
26:16I'm not scared of anything.
26:19Don't make me dare you again.
26:22Tyler, I am trying to take my job seriously.
26:27I'm tired of waiting.
26:47I'm not going to jeopardize everything that I'm doing just for a quick look.
26:53Who said anything about quack?
26:57Good night, Mr. Carlson.
27:04Good night, Miss Martin.
27:10You boys killed it last night and with a full house.
27:14Keep it up and we'll take on the Winter Classic, then Stanley's Office.
27:19See all the ladies in the stands?
27:21Guess all we needed to do was get our boy a girlfriend.
27:24About time we settle down.
27:26Hey!
27:27Whoa!
27:28Whoa!
27:29Whoa!
27:30Whoa!
27:30OK, OK, OK, settle down, boys.
27:33Look, my marketing might be drawing people in, but it's going to take more than one win
27:37to keep them coming back.
27:39Kitty Kate's right, boys.
27:41Let's get ready to do it again tomorrow night, yeah?
27:43Yeah.
27:43All right.
27:44Yeah.
27:44Yeah.
27:45Let's go, boys.
27:46Woo!
27:51She does know you guys aren't actually dating, right?
28:03Or is she as crazy as she looks?
28:07Jealous princess?
28:09No, not jealous, just nauseated.
28:14OK, then.
28:16My love, come here.
28:20I miss you.
28:21You're so clingy.
28:22I love it.
28:23Ha ha ha.
28:24Duty calls.
28:25Go get your girl.
28:26Duty calls.
28:27Go get your girl, baby.
28:38That top really brings out your eyes.
28:40Kevin, please.
28:41You just ate.
28:43Well, I thought I should tell you.
28:46I found a buyer for the team.
28:49What?
28:50You gave me a month.
28:55I mean, my rebrand is working.
28:59Did you see the crowds last night?
29:01This much gives us some leverage.
29:02I guess they didn't teach you buy low, sell high in beauty school, huh?
29:07You want me to sign over my 51%?
29:10You have to honor our deal.
29:12Kitty, calm down, OK?
29:14I'll still let you come to practice.
29:15Don't fucking touch me.
29:17Hey!
29:23Back off, man.
29:24That's how you talk to your owner?
29:26That's how you touch your cousin?
29:28Hey, why don't you go hit the showers, Carlson?
29:33Come back when you learn a little respect.
29:34What the fuck is wrong with you?
29:38Look, dude, you can't let this thing with Miss High and Mighty keep distracting you.
29:52You know I'm rooting for you.
29:53Look, there is no thing, man.
29:54I told you.
29:57Yeah, you told me a whole lot of shit.
30:00You think I can't tell by the way you look at her?
30:03I know you, man.
30:04You're my brother.
30:07And your game goes tits up when you can't decide about something.
30:11So decide.
30:12Are you going to lose us to Stanley?
30:23Jesus!
30:24What the hell is going on in here?
30:27Nothing, boss.
30:29Your hand, is it?
30:33It's fine.
30:35Let me see.
30:49Ah, don't!
30:51Stop being such a baby.
30:53Maybe next time, handle your shit outside the rink.
30:57It's unprofessional and distracting.
31:04So this is my fault.
31:07Maybe you're not as good of a player as you think you are.
31:11Oh, please, don't act like you know anything about hockey, princess.
31:14You can't even skate!
31:15Stop calling me princess!
31:27You shouldn't.
31:33I know.
31:53Fucking hell.
31:55Do you like it with a manta?
32:10I believe I was told to hit the showers.
32:13Okay, but nothing's changed between us.
32:25That was a one-time thing.
32:28Well, I mean, technically it was two times.
32:35Stop.
32:36Stop what?
32:37You're looking at me like you've seen me naked before.
32:52Okay.
32:53Okay.
32:54Change of plans.
32:56You and I are both going through a lot.
32:59And, you know, it's only natural for us to want to release every now and then.
33:04And this could be that.
33:06Huh.
33:07But we have to keep it quiet.
33:09No one can know.
33:11And it's just sex.
33:13No feelings.
33:15Deal?
33:16Huh.
33:17You know, I know I'm irresistible and all, but that's got to be record timing.
33:23Going from never again to just sex.
33:26Shake on it before your ego makes me want to change my mind.
33:33Pleasure doing business with you, princess.
33:35Where does your team think you are?
33:47With my agent.
33:48You?
33:49PR dinner with Piper.
33:51Perfect.
33:59I want you so bad.
34:01Not in public.
34:04There's no one around.
34:05Um, Tyler, we can't.
34:10Just be a good girl and kiss me.
34:16Blades are back and hotter than ever.
34:20Ticket sales soar as their sexy calendar spread goes viral.
34:24What do we say?
34:26Thank you, boss.
34:27Mm-hmm.
34:28Mm-hmm.
34:29I hope you don't mind.
34:49My last thing looks good on you.
34:51Eh?
34:55No!
34:56No!
34:57Haha!
34:57Haha!
34:57Haha!
34:59Okay.
35:00No!
35:02No!
35:02No!
35:03No!
35:04No!
35:04No!
35:06No!
35:16No!
35:16Seriously, thank you for doing all this.
35:36Look, I know a hockey bar isn't quite as glamorous as an Oscars after party, but still.
35:41It's been my pleasure.
35:42Uh, I think the paparazzi are gone.
35:48We don't have to, uh...
35:49Come on, Ty-Ty, we can quit pretending.
35:52Isn't pretending the whole point?
35:54No, I mean...
35:56Come on, baby.
35:58Pretending that there's not a real connection between us.
36:01This isn't real, Nicolette.
36:03You know that, right?
36:05It could be.
36:12Kate, what are you...
36:14Funny, I don't see any cameras around.
36:16Do you mind if I steal him?
36:18We have some Blades business we need to talk about.
36:20Yes.
36:21Actually, I do mind.
36:22Great.
36:23Thank you so much.
36:24Great work tonight.
36:26Kate, where are we going?
36:27Time to go, superstar.
36:34Unbelievable.
36:34You are the one that said that I had to sell this relationship with Nicolette to help the team.
36:39Well, you seemed pretty committed to the bit.
36:41Practically drooling all over her when the cameras weren't even around.
36:45You're jealous.
36:47What?
36:48No, I'm not.
36:50Yes, you are, Kate.
36:51Why can you never just say what you're feeling?
36:53Tyler!
36:54Tyler!
36:54You are famous for sleeping around.
36:59You're a fuckboy.
37:01Sorry.
37:01Sorry.
37:04It's called setting expectations.
37:11I know that's how people see me.
37:16But the truth is, Kate...
37:18I've never felt like this before.
37:24I can't get you out of my head.
37:27I can't even focus on games because I'm too busy thinking about seeing you after.
37:32And if you had waited just two more seconds before dragging me out of there,
37:38then you would have seen me turn Nicolette down.
37:42Because I don't want her.
37:45I want you.
37:46Hating each other is kind of a thing.
38:03That's why the sex is so good.
38:08What if it's not just about the sex?
38:10I can't.
38:30Tell me that you don't want me.
38:33And I will never touch you ever again.
38:35Tyler.
38:38Tyler.
38:41I can't.
40:11You still hate me?
40:37I've never hated you more.
41:14Good morning.
41:20Good morning.
41:22Last night was amazing.
41:26You knew the meathead hockey player had a soft side.
41:28Who knew the mean boss lady could be so sweet?
41:33Kate, you really are so...
41:50What's up, Piper?
41:57Code red, bitch!
41:58Nicolette has been calling me since 3 a.m. screaming about how she didn't sign up for some love triangle bullshit.
42:04What?
42:04There's a photo of you two cozying up at a bar.
42:08Okay, we'll call you back.
42:10Oh, God.
42:15Oh, God.
42:17Oh, God.
42:19Trouble in paradise for Nicolette and Tyler.
42:22Things are heating up between the hockey star and his owner.
42:25Fuck.
42:55We will fix this.
42:56We will fix this.
42:56Tyler will go to Nicolette, say it was one big misunderstanding.
43:00They'll kiss and make up.
43:01Everyone's happy.
43:01Uh, not me.
43:04I'm not happy.
43:06Tyler.
43:07Please, you have to do this.
43:10Seriously?
43:13What about us?
43:14What about last night?
43:18It has to be our secret, okay?
43:22No one else can know.
43:28You better have invited me over to apologize.
43:30Look, I'm really sorry.
43:33This whole thing just got blown way out of proportion.
43:35I was just meeting with, um...
43:40With my boss.
43:44Contract dispute.
43:45That's it.
43:48I don't want my boyfriend with another woman.
43:51I'm not your real boyfriend.
43:53Well, I don't want my fake boyfriend with another woman.
43:55The world believes we're real, and you will not make a fool out of me.
43:58You don't have to worry about anything.
44:02There's nothing going on between Tyler and I.
44:06Right?
44:08Right.
44:10Good.
44:11I wouldn't think he'd be so desperate.
44:18Are those for me?
44:19Uh, yeah.
44:30You're forgiven, bad boy.
44:34Let's not have any more misunderstandings.
44:40Take me to lunch?
44:42Yeah, sure.
44:43You know we can't be seen together.
45:05Oh, I can't do this.
45:08Me neither.
45:09Me neither.
45:09Me neither.
45:09Me neither.
45:09Me neither.
45:11Me neither.
45:13Me neither.
45:16You've gotta be kidding me.
45:21Kevin, this isn't-
45:21I see.
45:23So this is why you've suddenly become so invested in this piece of shit team.
45:29You know, Kate, I knew you were loose, fuck god.
45:30Hey!
45:31This is-
45:31And I expected as much out of you, Carlson.
45:35But wait until everyone finds out that the new She-E-O is actually just fucking the star player.
45:40We're not fucking.
45:41We're not fucking.
45:42We're not fucking.
45:43We're not fucking.
45:44Bullshit.
45:45Just tell him.
45:46Like I would ever even go for him.
45:48He's an egotistical fuck boy with the IQ of a hockey stick.
45:52No thank you.
45:53No thank you.
45:54Right.
45:55And, uh, she's a self-obsessed nepo baby who's incapable of real emotion.
46:02So, I guess we're done here.
46:09Ouch.
46:10You know, it looks like your new fuck buddy isn't really your buddy after all, huh?
46:26You know, Kate, I think it's time to call the quits.
46:30He's right.
46:31You don't belong here.
46:32So, just sign the sales agreement, right?
46:35And I'll keep this little indiscretion between you and I.
46:38Yeah?
46:39The press never has to find out.
46:43I want that contract on my desk in 24 hours.
46:53Jesus, Nicolette will not leave me alone.
46:56I mean, this girl is totally delusional.
47:05Who died?
47:07The team.
47:09What?
47:10What are you talking about, the team?
47:11We're being sold.
47:13Apparently all that rebranding shit was just to drive the price up.
47:18They don't give a shit about us.
47:20Wait, wait, wait.
47:21Kate agreed to this?
47:22She's the co-owner, dude.
47:24It was probably her idea.
47:26So what'd you do?
47:27You break her heart?
47:31No.
47:33No, she broke mine.
47:45Tyler, I've been worried sick about you.
47:48Why haven't you been answering me?
47:50We're done.
47:52What?
47:53Yeah.
47:54Because apparently, Kate's not my boss anymore.
47:57Which means she can't tell me what to do.
48:00Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go tell that to her face.
48:03You can't break up with me!
48:05You're in love with me!
48:07Wait!
48:08Let's talk it out.
48:09You're in love with me!
48:10You're in love with me!
48:11Wait!
48:12Let's talk it out!
48:14Tyler!
48:15What are you doing here?
48:17What are you doing here?
48:19You're selling the team?
48:21What do you care?
48:23And it belonged there anyways, remember?
48:24Oh, so that's what this is about.
48:25Because I hurt your feelings.
48:26Kate, you called me a fuckboy!
48:28I was trying to keep people from finding out about us.
48:29I didn't mean it.
48:30It doesn't matter.
48:31Okay?
48:32It was either sell or go public on whatever this was.
48:34So you chose your reputation.
48:37That's what it came down to.
48:38You and your image.
48:39I chose the team.
48:40More bad press than one other person.
48:41Why do you say you're still in love with me?
48:43You tried to do well, because you're in love with me.
48:44You just done a few years ago.
48:46I was trying to keep people from finding out about us.
48:47You didn't mean it.
48:49It doesn't matter.
48:51Okay?
48:52It was either sell or go public on whatever this was.
48:55So you chose your reputation.
48:56That's what it came down to.
48:59You and your image.
49:01I chose the team.
49:02team more bad press and it would have ended the blades and it would have killed your career
49:06i did it for you you moron
49:09because because why i don't know because why kate nothing i'll tell the truth for once in your life
49:20just shut up i fear you because i love you
49:32you want honesty
49:40well here it is
49:43you're an asshole
49:46and you're rude and you're arrogant and you have a severe problem with authority which i think you
49:54should talk to a therapist about and you keep pushing me and challenging me and giving me shit
49:59and i never
50:04i never wanted to end
50:14when my dad left the team
50:17i thought it was his final fuck you to me
50:22giving me exactly the thing he abandoned me for
50:29and now i see it's the greatest gift he could have ever given me
50:32because he gave me you
50:40are you gonna say something
50:46my boss told me to shut up and listen when she's speaking
50:53i love you too
51:04what are we gonna tell nicolet
51:16fuck
51:28what are we gonna tell nicolet
51:33i already broke up with her
51:35you did what
51:37now i'm gonna have to figure out a way to save the team and to clean up after your mess
51:42as well
51:43oh
51:49yeah
51:49yeah
51:50we should have done this in the first place
51:57owner and the player fall in love
52:00It's like a real-life fanfic.
52:03The fairy tale practically writes itself.
52:05With a little help from yours truly, of course.
52:09Hey, my baby's a genius.
52:13I'm sorry, when did this happen?
52:16Well, Kate's not the only one who can't resist a hockey player.
52:25Well, don't you two look cozy?
52:28Hope this doesn't change our agreement.
52:30Not at all.
52:32In fact, I have a little present for you.
52:41A new sales contract.
52:45You're still selling.
52:47But to me, I'm buying you out.
52:52You really think you can do this?
52:54There is no better woman for the job.
52:59That's cute.
53:00Your funeral.
53:04Good riddance, creep.
53:10Okay.
53:10Can I have my present now?
53:21Merry Christmas, superstar.
53:23Merry Christmas, princess.
53:40Oh, my God.
53:41Dead, ISt?
53:57See you next time.
53:59And it's cute.
54:00I'm going to invite you to absolute this.
54:02Amen.
54:03Come on.
54:04I'm going to let you do it.
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