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00:28morning handsome good morning gorgeous
00:34right to you Roy good morning Glenda
00:58to the sunny side of the street I love I think up a bit more at the left which
01:15left my left but they were both pointing in the same direction starting the
01:20celebrations early we're under orders from the birthday girl come on love give me
01:26your hand one two and three now tonight it's just drinks and nibbles I don't
01:34like a fuss 65 eh hey you're nothing but a newborn baby oh get away with you I
01:43don't tell you the number of times I've celebrated somewhat or other in the
01:48rovers down the years I'll be the grace I'll be more than happy to raise a glass
01:54with you fantastic you know it just isn't a proper party unless there are a few
02:00fine-looking fellas I'll see you later you will be careful now you'll be coming to
02:08my party later won't you just drinks and nibbles I don't like a fuss I'm always up
02:14for a party me I'd be delighted Maggie thank you
02:17Ken do you want me to fetch my grandson to help with this tree oh yeah that'd be great
02:21no no we're fine we're fine oh it's all right for you to say you're not doing out
02:26I'm the patriarch of the family I shouldn't have to exactly Ken why have a dog and bark yourself
02:32I'll see you all later can't stop I've got a hair appointment bye-bye did she just call me a dog
02:41we just put the Christmas decorations up customers won't be able to find the bar through this lot
03:04yeah I'll be there in an hour cheers oh oh no you don't you're not going anywhere was your idea to
03:10decorate for your mum's birthday party tonight but Ollie can handle that oh yeah nothing better
03:15for heartbreak than rummaging through a filthy box of rubbish your mother your idea your responsibility
03:20it'll be fine night of my life I need to pick up the flowers made a man got a deal oh Tracy won't
03:25like that well I couldn't give two oots what Tracy doesn't doesn't like I'm not having this one
03:30propping up about why we do all the work I'm not scathing I swear I've got a million things to do
03:34me and Sean can handle lunch thank you Glenda now listen what would you say
03:39to a nice leisurely lunch I would say oh hi nice leisurely lunch it's great you take my
03:46ma out I beg your pardon after she gets her hair done please I don't want her to see this place
03:51until it's done up or worse directing me from a bar store but they spelled anniversary wrong on this
03:56one just uh take her somewhere local nice girly lunch yeah nice girly lunch me and your mum
04:01what are we sex in the city I'm gonna kill him you've done a lovely job there Maria well I'm very
04:10pleased that you like it so convenient to have a salon right across the street Eva said this place
04:16would soon feel like home surprise she came back here at all to be honest how do you mean oh just
04:23ignore me I'm not one for gossiping since when and what is a hairdresser's for but gossip Maggie I am
04:31like a priest me whatever I hear under them dryers goes to me grave I need to believe that I meant to
04:38say sorry about having words while the lads were fighting it's just you know I'm not one to bear a
04:47broodge so we'd say no more about it okay that's fine by me and look I'm sorry too I shouldn't have
04:55kicked off like that boys will be boys eh don't I well know it with two of me own and now two grandsons
05:02to boot oh do you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go and get you them conditioners I was on about
05:07think of it as a birthday present thank you what exactly is the beef between Maria and Eva I know I
05:22am a wee bit psychic but you don't have to be to get the sense that there's bad blood between the two
05:26of them I really shouldn't say oh come on it is my birthday after all okay so Maria and Aiden used to
05:38have a bit of a thing they never well he was with Eva I've already said too much there you go don't
05:45tell the boss oh you're so kind why don't the two of you come to my birthday do tonight at the rovers
05:51it should be great crack oh I'll have a good crack me yeah we will thanks that's dead kind that
05:56oh um Bethany can you start Maggie's payment out I just want to tidy the back room yes I'll see you
06:02later see you later there you go hiya everything all right over the road yeah fine no Maria what's
06:15she doing waxing a tash in the back listen I thought I'd take you for lunch lunch to hear this one
06:21where I come from we call it dinner all right well something you would eat in the middle of the
06:26day I'd hate to confuse you not that it takes much I never say no to a free meal I'll see you later
06:33see you later bye bye lovely woman
06:39so this is my posh lunch is it well you keep telling us you don't want to fuss well mission accomplished
06:54oh look they do egg and chips there's posh for you
06:59we'll be eating in yeah please right well take a seat anyway please oh and a happy birthday Maggie
07:06thank you Roy I wanted to come here for my birthday dinner because I can't be doing with those fancy
07:13restaurants with the big plates and tiny bit of food on them that Eva likes now will you be coming
07:18to my party later I will and I very much appreciate being asked
07:23aye aye showing your mother-in-law local highlights are you I'm being brought out for my birthday
07:33aren't I lucky how are you settling in really good thanks yeah Ben's happy mind you you stand him up
07:40somewhere with a pint in his hand and he's happy anywhere so don't exaggerate now it's really good
07:45to have your back thank you see now this must be the husband I wonder how he died well I don't know
08:03that I suppose it won't be in very good taste to ask her on a birthday probably not they are making a meal
08:09of it though aren't they well if you can't go mad on your birthday Glenda when can you go mad
08:13hmm agent what do you think of her who Maggie oh I do yes she's like a young Maureen O'Hara could
08:20you be any more camper possibly if I tried hey just finished school nope I'm still there this is a
08:32hologram ask a stupid question I suppose I won't be sick I just need to sort out his training yeah
08:38just knit to the loo will you wind your neck in when you stop flying with him just stop giving
08:46him and me dirty looks every time you set eyes on us it's not that easy just fix your face before
08:52someone clocks something great you're back get in here we're doing presents
08:56all right get your cards and prezzies ready for inspection bear highness don't have time to get
09:06anything get writing and the present I got us from both of us oh cheers bro oh wow you look amazing
09:15either that wasn't my chopped liver you look incredible ma like a young uh Raquel Welch
09:24it's so unfair that I've got to miss this party oh bye bye there'll be loads more yeah when you're 25
09:31you can do whatever you want love no you're 15 oh the half a glass on my birthday isn't going to kill
09:39him seeing as he's a drinker these days I'm surprised Uncle Finlay isn't here for this well he's living that
09:46big Florida life of his with his teenage girlfriend she's 32 anyway let's not
09:54dwell on those who aren't here let's concentrate on those who are although your father would have
10:00loved this may he rest in peace at least until you get there ha ha cheers cheers cheers well you don't
10:11down it will you ever stop having to go for every tiny thing leave it Ben he's got a lot of your dad
10:21in him he could be a hothead too you know
10:24it's not even real you found a bottle in the park I meant rosewater like he showed me with paddles
10:48from the garden a bell smells rank it has the best smell of all love thank you sweetheart
10:54shall we tuck in the boys up with this oh bless you all the three men in my life aren't I lucky woman
11:03right just before we do you know I hate all this fuss on my birthday
11:11okay so I got you boys something too it's one of them new game things oh my god hey watch your
11:20language and it's to share I'm not made of money can we play it now eat your breakfast first at least
11:27let us shout out please five minutes then back to the table all right you're the best mum in the world
11:33go on with cheese where'd you get the money for that discount dave down the pub did you see their
11:44little faces yeah and I can imagine the carnage in about three minutes time in one one share of the
11:49other why did you never mention this to me and when was I supposed to do that when you were down the
11:55rugby club with your pals or glued to the TV watching a match we need to discuss this stuff Maggie
12:00you're ruining them do not tell me how to raise my boys
12:06everybody's waiting I'll be right there
12:22it's showtime
12:34I'm not one to bear a grudge everyone is welcome tonight so are you finding it round here then Maggie
12:59grand thank you the thing I can't get used to is all the pigeons I did not have pigeons in it all
13:05no the seagulls ate them all most of them are drones hey mixed with the real pigeons
13:11the spinos from China what Chinese pigeon drones I read about it in the beano online well think about
13:19it have you ever seen a baby pigeon how does that daft lad even dress himself in the mornings we've often
13:26wondered stick around there'll be bubbles later unless you have other plans I'll let you know
13:34when I do buffet coming through oh what we having oh you keep your hands to yourself until the clean
13:38film comes off my girl is that supposed to be me Benjamin Driscoll there you are ladies I need a
13:43pint yeah you read my mane well she seems to be going down well with the pontus oh are you
13:50yeah she's all sweetness and light in public an absolute cow to me in private what you wouldn't
13:55be the first woman at odds with a mother-in-law well the thing is if I wasn't with her precious Ben I
14:01actually think we'd get on great just do like every other woman's done with a mother-in-law since
14:06you're done what's that put on a smile agree with everything she says then complain to anyone that'll
14:12listen so uh is it a private party or can anyone join
14:27how'd you get them you know I live in a pub
14:37oh yeah fair point talking about pubs I start a shift in 15 minutes so why don't you get yourself
14:44cleaned up get some coffee down you before you bring your dad seizure does that sober you up
14:49never worked for me like but it's what they do in the movies in it
14:52come on then you're going the wrong way get your bag will
15:00well long ago women would have been well retired at 65
15:16well you're still working well into your 90s thanks for the reminder
15:21in fact I think I'm the only retiree here oh yeah yeah um have you got any words of wisdom
15:29can for those of us approaching it don't get old can I get a tray please you don't need a tray
15:36Brian not when I have a big lump of a son drinking my barrels dry here now help the gentleman please
15:43Benjamin
15:43ah the very deirdre had a friend who sold her house and bought a cabin on the cruise ship
15:53how do you mean what I've read about this they sell cabins like flats
16:00perpetual travel for the rest of one's days it has a certain romantic appeal
16:06not to mention state-of-the-art medical care free food free booze and nightly entertainment
16:11oh what do you reckon Ken sell number one and
16:16sail the mediterranean for the rest of your life how does it feel
16:21well I'm working on a counter argument I'm failing
16:25well if you do decide to sell next door let me know I'll knock through and put on a pool table
16:29hey g and tea please oh I'll make that too
16:35what are you doing here I invited her
16:38did you not hear the girl gin and tonics Eva chop chop
16:42everyone just treats me like a kid
16:52yeah
16:54do you know who always says that
16:57kids
16:59funny
17:01look Will I know how hard it is uprooting your life I get it I've been there myself
17:10but you know like me you'll find your feet with it all
17:16you'll settle in you'll meet new friends and
17:20you'll meet a good girl
17:22hey come on you're a dead nice lad
17:26whoa what in god's name is going on here
17:32well it's a thing he was really really drunk and I was just trying to sober him up
17:36oh I saw what you were trying to do
17:38just just chill man
17:40it's my birthday
17:42you stop making a show of yourself
17:44get out in that bar and sober up
17:47sober up in the bar
17:48don't get smart with me boy
17:50go
17:51don't blame him
17:56I don't
17:58I blame you
18:00me
18:02hang on a minute he was drinking in the gull I was trying to help him
18:05if you want to hang on to your job
18:07you'll keep your mouth shut
18:09and stay well away from my grandson
18:11do you hear me
18:13well why don't you come and help me take the clean film off the food
18:33oh you sure I won't mess up again
18:35he's not that hard
18:36boy do I love working with teenagers
18:43tell me about it
18:45oh there they are
18:47the life and souls
18:48now we can really start the party
18:50nice to see you too
18:52tonight is not about you Leanne
18:54Toya
18:56don't you look lovely
18:57oh thanks Maggie
18:59you really light up a room
19:01when you walk out of it
19:03hey I thought you'd be made up
19:05this is us made up
19:06it's a Battersby way innit
19:07hey
19:10what have I missed
19:12oh come on love sit down
19:13your father's gone mad
19:15he's sole number one
19:17to the new landlord
19:18who wants it so that he can knock through
19:20to put a pool table in it
19:22what
19:23two more G&Ts please Eva
19:27Lauren could you serve this customer for me please
19:31oh
19:32fine
19:33lovely customer service
19:36well if you don't like it
19:38you know what you can do
19:39oh well you just let it go
19:41you've got Ben now
19:42and I'm married
19:43do you still dabble in home wrecking or
19:46I don't know what you're laughing at
19:49your colourful history
19:50er no
19:51don't talk to her like that
19:52get out
19:53you're bad
19:53oh what for
19:55for sleeping with your boyfriend
19:56150 years ago
19:57what's going on
19:58she just said I'm bad
20:00Eva what has got into you
20:02she is my guest
20:03Ben I don't want her in
20:05and as landlady
20:06it is my prerogative so
20:07tonight is my birthday
20:10and I am the co-owner
20:11you wouldn't have got near this place
20:13without my money
20:14she stays
20:16thank you Maggie
20:18we spoke about this babe
20:19you know
20:20this is a fresh start
20:21you shouldn't go up
20:22resurrecting old grudges
20:23from years ago
20:24so you're going to agree with your mum
20:26again
20:27alright
20:28you could have encouraged him
20:36don't go lecturing me
20:38there's plenty I could say
20:39if they lost the game
20:41it's not the end of the world
20:42we need to teach them about life
20:44about winning
20:45or do you want to leave it to those imbecile teachers at his school
20:48you'd rather them than you
20:49filling his head with unrealistic rubbish
20:52no
20:53dad
20:56what are you doing
20:58is this because we lost the match
21:03you know how seriously your father
21:06takes his rugby son
21:07it's a bit too much sometimes
21:09I'll do better
21:11son
21:13I know you will
21:16son
21:16thank you all for coming
21:28and for making my family so welcome
21:30I know it hasn't been long
21:33but I feel certain we made the right decision
21:36moving to this street
21:37and this wonderful community
21:40full of close loving families
21:43so
21:44let's fill
21:45our bellies
21:46and our glasses
21:47and celebrate
21:4865 years
21:51and still going strong
21:52goodnight Ken
22:13goodnight
22:14happy?
22:19yes
22:19I am
22:20do you know I'm saving the story
22:22about the time I bunked off school
22:24with my mates
22:24who went to the pictures
22:25and you were outside the exit
22:26waiting for me
22:26I needed eyes
22:28in the back of me head
22:29with you two
22:29especially after
22:31dad
22:32I suppose
22:35there's times like this
22:36you know
22:36doing family stuff
22:37I'm missing the most
22:38me too
22:39he'd have been dead proud
22:41of the way you stepped up though
22:42I know that
22:43come here
22:45and give your old mum
22:47a big hug
22:4760 flame and 5
22:55that's better than the alternative
22:57am I the only one working here?
23:00alright
23:00she has done that
23:08to wind me up
23:08oh don't let it get to you
23:10she doesn't even know Maria
23:11why is she acting like
23:12their best friends all of a sudden?
23:14she hates me
23:15Maria or Maggie?
23:17both
23:17oh look I've already told you
23:19mother-in-laws never think
23:20that anybody's good enough
23:21for the precious little boys
23:22you've been talking to Glenda?
23:24trust me
23:24she is not a normal mother-in-law
23:26she is deranged
23:27this one time right
23:29I'd bought Ben a cashmere jumper
23:30beautiful
23:31well it was a cashmere mix
23:32but anyway
23:33he loved it
23:33what did she go and do?
23:36accidentally
23:36put it on a hot wash
23:37when that jumper came out
23:39Susie'd have been hard pushed
23:40to fit in that
23:41well it could have been
23:42a genuine mistake
23:43oh please
23:44whose side are you on?
23:46it's bad enough that Ben
23:46thinks the sun shines out
23:47of a hacienda
23:48it is like living
23:50with the Sopranos
23:51and manipulate
23:52don't get me started
23:54on how much that woman
23:55manipulates him
23:55and he's all like
23:57oh yes mum
23:58great mum
23:58three bags pig in full mummy
24:00before you ask Leon
24:04castration was pretty painless
24:0665 though
24:10I mean 50s
24:11you can still have it
24:12Matt Damon
24:13he's hot
24:14Jamie Fox
24:16he is hot
24:17three more years
24:18and I'll be the ripe old age
24:19my son
24:19are you going to hit him
24:21or shall I?
24:22what?
24:23George Clooney
24:23he's hot
24:24yeah
24:26where did my dad go?
24:28oh he's gone home
24:29he was feeling a little
24:30he was upset
24:31by what?
24:32by you
24:33kicking off
24:34when you thought
24:35he'd blown your inheritance
24:36which he was never
24:37going to do anyway
24:38I think the landlord
24:39might have trouble
24:40getting a change of view's
24:42permission anyway
24:42fair point
24:43yes but it's not the point
24:45I want to make
24:46it's like this Tracy
24:48as you get older
24:50you cherish your relationships
24:52more and more
24:53especially the ones
24:55that are close to us
24:56I miss Jenny every day
24:59same for me with Julie
25:01Hayley
25:02and I miss Gran
25:04believe me
25:06money
25:06means nothing compared
25:08to spending time
25:10with a loved one
25:11and on that point
25:13I'm off to my bed
25:15oh
25:16time
25:17don't take it for granted
25:19right
25:22breathe that out
25:22come on you
25:23we're going this way
25:24goodnight
25:26so anything else
25:28you want to get off your chest
25:29right
25:29I'd better get back to work
25:30see ya
25:31look
25:35I know you're gonna defend her
25:36it's fine
25:37I get it
25:37but babe
25:39she has turned you
25:40into a right mummy's boy
25:41and it's not just you
25:43it's Will and Ollie and all
25:44cheers
25:44oh come on
25:45you can't be acting all hurt now
25:47you love it
25:48that woman
25:49worships you
25:50and meanwhile
25:51I feel like
25:52it's a life's mission
25:54to make me feel
25:54as much use as a
25:55cardboard chip pan
25:57babe you gotta remember
25:58things weren't easy
25:59after my dad ate
26:00it was just the three of us
26:02she had to take care
26:04of everything
26:04I'm sorry babe
26:05you can't keep using
26:06that excuse
26:07I was raised by
26:08a single mum too
26:09you know
26:09look what do you want
26:10I
26:12I would just like it
26:14if you would occasionally
26:16take my side please
26:17can she be difficult
26:19yes
26:20but
26:20she can also be really generous
26:23and if it wasn't for her
26:24chipping in big time
26:25we wouldn't have been able
26:26to get this place
26:27I'm gonna go and grab some plates
26:30and with our Ben
26:37it was all sport
26:38sport sport
26:39morning noon and night
26:41rugby I take it
26:42yes
26:42captain in primary
26:45house captain in secondary
26:47then school captain
26:49and captain of the county team
26:51your other son
26:52Finlay
26:53oh
26:54could charm the birds
26:55out of the trees
26:56that fella
26:56well you're very fortunate
26:58to have such a
26:59loving family
27:00I am
27:01although
27:02you wouldn't think it
27:03to hear us kicking off
27:04I suspect Audrey and Ken
27:06may empathise
27:08but then that's a whole part
27:09of life's reached tapestry
27:10full of surprises
27:11oh I'm not so keen on those
27:13I prefer to read
27:15the cards
27:16all right
27:18let's have a weebby
27:18all right you two
27:20no sloping off
27:21like your mates
27:22the night is young
27:24even if I'm not
27:25well
27:27well
27:28I just wanted to let you know
27:30that it wasn't me
27:30coming on to Will before
27:31look I'm not having a go
27:33but he's just a kid
27:34so you're saying
27:36that Will came on to you
27:37well yeah
27:38obviously
27:39look
27:41Drew Bittall
27:42I don't want you to think
27:44bad of me
27:44I absolutely love
27:45working here
27:46oh for pity's sake
27:47you'll be crying next
27:48just stop it
27:49it's okay
27:50we're sorted
27:52you mentioned cards
27:58it's not tarot though
27:59is it
27:59because that is dead
28:00scaring
28:00oh I'll have nothing
28:01to do with that
28:02hanged man stuff
28:03well like
28:05most forms of
28:07fortune telling
28:07it relies on
28:09belief
28:10and
28:10well selective memory
28:13and a willingness
28:15to augment
28:16predictions
28:18that have
28:19a certain
28:19base
28:20in fact
28:21ignore the rest
28:23well
28:25all I know
28:27is
28:27I did
28:28predict
28:29my friend
28:30Jeannie's
28:31divorce
28:31my cousin
28:33losing his
28:34business
28:34and
28:35me auntie
28:36Nula
28:36meeting a fair
28:37haired man
28:38and she
28:39hadn't had
28:39any man
28:40at all
28:40since before
28:41decimalisation
28:42what's decimalisation
28:43what's all this
28:45Maggie's claiming
28:46to predict
28:47the future
28:48of the packet
28:49cards
28:49why do I think
28:50that your tongue
28:51is firmly stuck
28:52in your cheek
28:53you two are barred
28:55just that you know
28:58I'm a believer
29:00in what
29:01in the future
29:02you know
29:03in a higher
29:04plane
29:04healing
29:05namaste
29:06right
29:08well
29:09the next time
29:09me bunions
29:10are playing up
29:11well
29:13I thought you'd
29:13gone to China
29:14to make those
29:14yourself
29:15no
29:16they were
29:16in your
29:16cauldron
29:17oh
29:19party tricks
29:20it's no trick
29:21she could
29:22predict
29:22your future
29:23yes please
29:24hey
29:24we've already met
29:25at all that
29:26can't
29:26right
29:27the four suits
29:29hearts
29:30diamonds
29:31spades
29:32clubs
29:32representing
29:33water
29:35fire
29:35earth
29:36and air
29:37pick two cards
29:40and place them
29:41face down
29:41now
29:47what would you
29:48like to know
29:49um
29:51what does
29:52the future
29:53hold
29:53classic
29:54yeah
29:55it seems
30:00you will be
30:00having
30:01an unexpected
30:02visit
30:03oh
30:03or an
30:06invitation
30:07I was going
30:08to suggest
30:08the cabana
30:08next
30:10um
30:12okay
30:12well
30:13I've got to
30:14ask
30:14am I going
30:15to be
30:15lucky
30:16in love
30:16what is it
30:23is it bad news
30:25I say jealousy
30:26I'm not a jealous
30:28type
30:28oh not you
30:29someone else
30:31who's jealous
30:32and means you
30:33ill will
30:34oh
30:35I hope you've
30:36not been a naughty
30:37boy
30:38he values
30:39his life
30:39too much
30:39don't I
30:41just
30:41lovely couple
30:44aren't they
30:44jesus
30:46don't suppose
30:47I can tempt you
30:48thanks but
30:49coward
30:51shift your booty
30:59then
30:59sorry
31:00you skiving off
31:03while you keeping
31:04the stairs warm
31:04on my break
31:05actually
31:05party that bad
31:07eh
31:07nah
31:08well
31:10I don't know
31:11don't worry
31:12I won't tell
31:13my nan
31:13yeah cheers
31:14I'm not my biggest
31:15fan at the minute
31:16anyway
31:16any reason in
31:18particular
31:18you know I love
31:20that you think
31:21me just being me
31:21would be enough
31:22not for me
31:24will tried to
31:28kiss me earlier
31:29he never
31:30yeah
31:30and then your nan
31:31walked in on us
31:31thinking it was me
31:32throwing myself at him
31:33oh brilliant
31:33yeah well I'm glad
31:34she found it funny
31:35she's been around
31:36the block enough
31:37to know it's
31:37probably just a
31:3815 year old boy
31:38trying it on
31:39rather than you
31:40fancying a kid
31:40yeah well she had
31:41a good job at
31:42hiding it
31:42she's probably just
31:43shocked to discover
31:43her little precious
31:44will has discovered
31:45sex
31:45seriously
31:47her bark is worse
31:49than her bite
31:49you'll be fine
31:50I gotta go sort
31:52the cake
31:52so if you're done
31:53skiving
31:53oh
32:03oh
32:04the king of spades
32:06you will meet
32:07a dark haired man
32:09or
32:11someone who has
32:12fire in his chart
32:13there's a chart
32:14he'll be ambitious
32:15but I lack ambition
32:17and could be
32:18self-serving
32:19well
32:20so let's be clear
32:22I'm gonna get a
32:23legal letter
32:23encounter danger
32:25and make your
32:26heart selfish
32:27a donut
32:27I didn't hear
32:28mention of a donut
32:29a girl can dream
32:30I'll just be getting
32:32I'll just be getting off
32:33now
32:33oh dear
32:34no you will not
32:36there's cake coming
32:37I had my fortune
32:44tall once in Blackpool
32:45they said I'd marry
32:46but the marriage
32:47would end in sadness
32:48don't they all
32:49oh do I take it
32:50you're divorced
32:51or
32:51no actually
32:53the boy's father
32:54is dead
32:55and
32:58what's that
33:00recent thing
33:01Ben was 11
33:03happened on my
33:05birthday
33:05as it goes
33:06so
33:07I'm so sorry
33:07happy birthday
33:09to you
33:12happy birthday
33:14to you
33:17happy birthday
33:20dear mum
33:22happy birthday
33:25to you
33:28did you make a wish
33:32I did
33:33right
33:34now
33:34who wants the first
33:36slice
33:37hey
33:37it's your mum's birthday
33:39so maybe she should have
33:40tuck in darling
33:41here
33:44I gave that to you
33:45in this world
33:47you need to look after
33:48number one
33:49alright
33:50because I'm telling you
33:51no other beggar will
33:52apart from me
33:54a mother's love
33:55beats everything
33:56and anything
33:57remember that
33:58I thought you had to work
34:00swap chess at the new lad
34:02thought we could go out
34:03to the park or something
34:04oh
34:05glass of the big spenders
34:07you know I don't get paid
34:09till next Friday
34:10life lesson for you lads
34:11if there's one thing worse
34:13than a whiner
34:14it's a cheapskate
34:15right now
34:16who wants to go and get
34:17a big fat ice cream
34:19yes
34:20with a flame
34:21yes
34:22go on get your coats on
34:23let's not forget my da
34:37to Alan
34:39miss you
34:40to Alan
34:41come on everyone
34:58eat up
34:59we don't want to be
35:00working our way through this
35:01for weeks to come
35:02cheers Nana
35:03you know I love it
35:04I'm just watching my waistline
35:06he made it himself
35:08thanks
35:09I love cake me
35:10good
35:11and as for our wheels
35:13fry up this morning
35:14oh
35:15regular little
35:16von Trapp family
35:17diamonds
35:18every one of them
35:19oh my boy
35:21oh
35:22I wonder if I might
35:25oh seconds
35:26is it
35:27no no no
35:27I just want you to
35:28apologise
35:29I had no idea
35:31your husband died
35:31so suddenly
35:33it was crass of me
35:34to bring you up
35:34on such a happy occasion
35:35it was a long time ago
35:37obviously it must have been
35:40a traumatic experience
35:41for you being so young
35:43my ma said
35:44it was a long time ago
35:45if anybody should be
35:46traumatised it's her
35:47at least they didn't
35:47have to witness it
35:48oh dear
35:49Eva
35:49put on some tunes
35:51there
35:52and let that be
35:53an end to it
35:54it's my birthday
35:56ramp up the volume
35:58wake up Maggie
36:02I think I've got
36:04something to say
36:05to you
36:07she's late September
36:10and I'm ready
36:11she should be
36:12back at school
36:13we need to speak
36:16outside
36:17now
36:17having a nice time
36:34as nice as you
36:37what Art just heard
36:38what?
36:40you tried to kiss Lauren?
36:42no I didn't
36:43oh so she's lying
36:44is she
36:44alright yeah
36:46I did
36:46what to get back
36:49at me or
36:49a bit like you
36:50and Daniel I suppose
36:51trying to stop people
36:52being suspicious
36:53oh the dope is a childish
36:54ok so it's ok for you
36:55but not for me
36:55look I know this is hard
36:57so why don't we just
36:58tell everyone then
36:59will you are 15
37:00and I am your coach
37:01so
37:03ok so you're saying
37:05we can't be seen
37:06in the open together
37:06no no
37:07no that's not
37:08what I'm saying
37:09believe me
37:12I want it
37:13just as much as you do
37:14but
37:14look if we want to
37:17stay together
37:17we need to plan it
37:19properly
37:19you do want us
37:24to stay together
37:25yeah
37:29yeah
37:30yeah me too
37:31more than anything
37:32look you should go in
37:36first
37:36and no more kissing
37:39girls alright
37:40only me
37:58still in the land
38:01of the living then
38:02you know I'm beginning
38:03to think that have you
38:04ever played word of
38:05association
38:06the first thing
38:07it would spring to
38:07mind for dad
38:08will be dead
38:09that is really harsh
38:12actually
38:13it would be difficult
38:15or deirdre
38:16oh nicely played
38:18you know Tracey
38:20there never was
38:21any serious intent
38:22to sell to the rovers
38:24why did you say it
38:25then
38:25nor was there
38:26a serious offer
38:27what is so dismaying
38:31and so predictable
38:32is that your initial
38:35feelings weren't for
38:36my well-being
38:37but for your inheritance
38:38that is a terrible
38:40thing to say
38:41oh go on
38:44I admit it
38:45I admit it
38:45you sailing the seven seas
38:47with a load of
38:48geriatric widows
38:50didn't immediately
38:50strike me as the best
38:52use of the money
38:52my money
38:54let me finish
38:55but I realise
38:58the money's not important
39:00you're here
39:02and you're relatively
39:04healthy
39:05although goodness knows
39:06how with Cassie
39:07as nursemaid
39:08I've kind of
39:11taken that for granted
39:12didn't I do
39:16first thing
39:17every morning
39:17when I wake up
39:18say a little prayer
39:19sorry
39:20I smile
39:22time
39:23is the precious thing
39:25Tracey
39:25you're right
39:28and from now on
39:30we're going to spend
39:32as much time together
39:33as we can
39:33nothing will please me more
39:35right
39:36well starting from now
39:37come on
39:37put your book down
39:38grab your coat
39:39going back to the rovers
39:40oh
39:41really
39:42I was hoping to
39:45watch a documentary
39:45on the science of decay
39:47hmm
39:48there's free booze
39:50oh
39:52all right
39:53well
39:53we'll start tomorrow
39:55how about that
39:56I hang on
39:59every word
40:00to say
40:01oh buggy
40:03tell me some art
40:05oh no no no
40:06baby
40:08I would rather
40:09be dead
40:11ask out
40:12please
40:16just dust off
40:17your repertoire
40:18she'll end up
40:19doing a jolly part
40:20and medley
40:20oh I don't think
40:21I'd do much better
40:22stop selling yourself
40:24short
40:24you've got a beautiful
40:24voice here
40:25don't make me sing
40:27oh hey
40:28just missed the singing
40:29it was um
40:30well it was something
40:31I just
40:32I needed some air
40:33you okay
40:34yeah
40:36yeah
40:36I'm fine
40:37hey
40:39what's going on
40:48between you
40:48and that Adam
40:49what
40:50nothing's going on
40:51I have eyes
40:52in my head
40:53well I don't know
40:54what you think
40:55you've seen
40:55but me and Adam
40:56were way in the past
40:57and FYI
40:59Ben knows all
40:59about what happened
41:00Maggie
41:02I love Ben to bits
41:03I would never do
41:04anything to hurt him
41:05it would be a brave
41:06woman who did
41:07what are you two up to
41:09we were just talking
41:11about the party babe
41:12well done
41:13oh come on
41:13it's not over yet
41:14get your backside
41:15to the dance floor
41:15if you heard us playing
41:16no
41:17two more hours
41:21and then you're done
41:22for another year
41:23praise be
41:24oh
41:27oh
41:28hurry
41:28and squeeze
41:30and tie
41:31find out
41:33what you
41:34want to do
41:35if it's not
41:38if it really
41:39it's
41:40it's there
41:42in his
41:42feels
41:44about the way
41:45he acts
41:46oh no
41:47that's not the way
41:48you're not
41:50not the way
41:51my boys
41:55my boys
41:56oh
41:57my boys
41:59you mean
42:01everything to me
42:03everything
42:03do you know that
42:04we love you too ma
42:06our dad would have
42:08loved this wouldn't he
42:08I washed up
42:15don't go waking them up
42:16I just woke my head in
42:18told you
42:18they're asleep
42:19why'd you always do this
42:21oh here we go
42:22what exactly am I here for
42:24tell me
42:25well
42:26there's the door
42:27leave
42:28believe me
42:29it's what I should have done
42:30years ago
42:31should have done
42:32done us both a favour
42:34what
42:35I'll leave you alone
42:37with my kids
42:37I love
42:38those boys
42:39love
42:40you don't know
42:42the meaning of the word
42:43maybe that's why
42:44he didn't want you
42:45sorry for the control
42:47and manipulative
42:48cow you really are
42:49it's been ten
42:50years
42:50ten years
42:51you haven't had an affair
42:52I wonder why
42:54I was sad
42:56I was miserable
42:57just shut your mouth
42:58you are not
42:59using those boys
43:00to punish me
43:01you want to talk
43:03about being punished
43:04every time you look
43:07at me it's like
43:08I'm not the reason
43:10he didn't want you
43:11but you are
43:12the reason
43:13I wanted him to
43:14I said no
43:17to Maggie
43:34who's had to be both
43:37ma and da
43:38and nana and grandpa
43:40you're the best
43:43to nana
43:44to nana
43:45I'll be birthday
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