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00:00Well, it's more iconic than Kyle Cooks.
00:02It's Watch What Happens Live with Monique Samuels and Sarah Sherman now.
00:16Hey, everybody.
00:17Welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:18I'm your host, Andy Cohen, and Bravo Clubhouse on a Sunday night.
00:21My first guest made her return to the Real Housewives of Potomac.
00:25Now she's finally back in the clubhouse.
00:27Please welcome our friend, Monique Samuels.
00:30After my next guest book, SNL, her dad immediately asked when she'd be on Fallon.
00:37So let's hope when she landed her new stand-up special, he looked forward to seeing you right here.
00:42Sarah Squirm, live and in the flesh, premieres this Friday at 9 on HBO and HBO Max.
00:47Give it up for our friend, Sarah Sherman.
00:49Hey, Sarah.
00:51Sarah, you did blanch when I said mullet.
00:54Do you not consider your hair to be something of a mullet?
00:57Or is it a shag?
00:58It's a full mullet.
00:59And I was just so—that was a huge compliment.
01:02Okay, right, right.
01:04Okay, I want to start by getting right into tonight's Potomac.
01:07I loved seeing your sit-down with Giselle.
01:10Oh, my—I wish they would have showed so much more.
01:12What—what did we miss?
01:13Y'all missed everything.
01:14Really?
01:15She was accountable.
01:16We apologized to each other.
01:17We got into it from—literally, I have four homes all the way up to the binder.
01:21Wow.
01:21Like, we really went there.
01:22And we laughed.
01:23And it was just like—it was very unexpected, but it was refreshing.
01:26It was really good.
01:27Well, because I was going to ask you, because I saw you take accountability a lot in that lunch.
01:34And she did, too.
01:35Well, I'm happy to hear that, because we didn't show her taking that much accountability, and I was curious.
01:40I wish they would have showed everything that she said, because she said a lot as well.
01:44And we were able to kind of, like, put some pieces to the puzzle that were missing that I forgot about.
01:48And it was a lot of misunderstanding between her and I.
01:50Were you surprised that she took that much accountability?
01:55I was surprised, but I was also, like, hoping that she would, just because it's been so many years.
02:01Right.
02:01So it was a really, like—it was a nice grown-up moment for us.
02:04And then we ended on a note where we said we will always throw shade, but to each other's face.
02:09Okay, good.
02:09I like it.
02:10Not in the confessionals.
02:10Okay, that's good.
02:11That's good.
02:13Did you feel like Stacey copied Happy Eddie with her cannabis line?
02:20Yeah, but I'm so addicted.
02:22Yes.
02:22It is—we need to see a full QVC episode with—what's it called?
02:28With her gummies?
02:29Yes, yes.
02:30By the way, Shio, I am obsessed with Stacey's QVC clips.
02:35Oh.
02:35By the way, what was your reaction to her kicking Tia out tonight?
02:39Um, when she kicked out Kay?
02:41Yes.
02:42Oh, wait, Tia and her—
02:42No, Tia, at the end of the—
02:44Oh, my gosh.
02:44That was insane to me, because I think that Stacey just got to a moment where she was just, like,
02:49everybody's been ganging up on me, and I'm about to put my foot down.
02:52Right.
02:52And it was just—
02:53With whoever is in front of me.
02:54With whoever.
02:54Right.
02:55Yes.
02:55Okay.
02:56Yes.
02:56So you felt it was—Tia was maybe collateral damage.
03:00I do.
03:01I do.
03:01I feel like it was a buildup, and she was the last person to put the straw on the top.
03:04Yes.
03:05What is your—are you a Stacey fan?
03:08A fanatic.
03:09Yes.
03:10Yes.
03:11Okay.
03:12How could someone be born and live like that?
03:14Right.
03:15Do you—are you happy to see Monique back in the house?
03:18I love you.
03:19Yes.
03:21Yes.
03:23I'm excited to see more birds.
03:25Oh, yes.
03:26You'll see more of it.
03:27Okay, very good.
03:28Well, maybe next season.
03:29Okay.
03:30Over at the bar, they are serving drinks so strong, my guests will want to F me gently
03:36with a chainsaw.
03:37How?
03:38Heathers the Musical is playing now at New World Stages in New York City.
03:41Get your tickets online and say hi to Kiara, Mackenzie, and Elizabeth.
03:46Congratulations.
03:48It's a huge hit.
03:50Yes.
03:51Appreciate that.
03:52Everybody loves y'all, and I love it that you came in your outfit.
03:55Kiara, did I get it right?
03:56Yeah.
03:57Okay, good.
03:58Okay, thank you.
03:59Drinking game alert.
04:00My guests won't know it, but any time you hear anyone say this word, if you're 21 or
04:03over in honor of Monique's pet parrot, drink until your friends think you are a bird brain.
04:09After a brief pause, Monique returned to Potomac calmer than ever, but since she's been gone,
04:14I hope she won't mind quickly dragging up the pass for a little clubhouse catch up.
04:19How are your kids doing, and how did they feel about you coming back into the mix?
04:25They were actually excited, and they said if they're going to have to film, they're going
04:29to be charging Bravo Robux.
04:31Just so y'all know.
04:32Okay, very good.
04:33They are doing great.
04:34When you first, after you left the show, which of the ladies did you stay in the most contact
04:39with?
04:40Ashley.
04:41Ashley.
04:42Yes.
04:43That's great.
04:44While you were away from the show, did you watch a little, a lot, or not at all?
04:47Not at all.
04:48Not at all.
04:49But did Ashley kind of give you the tea of what was going on?
04:52She didn't.
04:53She actually respected the space that I was in.
04:54I was a hermit.
04:55I really, like, was off the grid.
04:57Yes.
04:58So, yeah, she respected that.
04:59What do you consider to be the breaking point in your marriage with Chris?
05:02It was really me kind of waking up and realizing that this is not the person who I thought
05:08he was, and I can't change him, and it's not fair for me to put him in a position where
05:12I'm expecting something that he's not.
05:14Given how you left the show, were you at all nervous to return?
05:18I was very nervous to return.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Yeah, absolutely.
05:21Absolutely.
05:22When you, you know, I'm just, again, amazed at how great that lunch was with Giselle.
05:28Were you nervous about how that relationship was going to go?
05:31No, I wasn't nervous because I looked at it as I'm coming back after five years a different
05:36person, and I'm not expecting that the same women that I left are going to be the same.
05:40Okay.
05:41I would actually be really sad for them if they were still the same.
05:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:45How was BravoCon for you?
05:46Oh, it was amazing.
05:47Good.
05:48The love, the amount of love that I've received there, and then seeing all of my, like, Bravo
05:52love family that I hadn't seen in so long.
05:54Yeah.
05:55Did you make any friends we would be surprised by?
05:57No, I kind of just kind of, I, honestly, I kept going out to the floor.
06:00I was seeing the people.
06:01Like, I was there for the people.
06:02You were seeing the people.
06:03I really was.
06:04All right.
06:05Thank you very much, Monique.
06:06Three to the people.
06:08On Saturday Night Live, Sarah once dressed as Rachel Maddow, which just so happens to be Tia's
06:13crush, and I know I can count on Sarah to crush it when it comes to sharing all of her
06:18opinions.
06:19Here we go, Sarah.
06:21Um, is, did you think there was any truth to the rumors of Stacey and Chris Samuels getting
06:27too close for comfort?
06:28Okay, earmuffs, no offense.
06:30Yes!
06:31You did?
06:32Yes!
06:33Yes.
06:34And did you?
06:35Oh, yeah.
06:36Yes.
06:37Okay.
06:38Is Rachel warranted in holding a grudge against both Wendy and Giselle for the latter's catfish
06:43comment?
06:44Like, sure, but I'm catfishing right now.
06:46I don't go, I don't wake up looking like this.
06:49Okay.
06:50Um, Salt Lake City, would Meredith take accountability for her actions on the plane, do you think?
06:55No, but I need to see footage now.
06:59Um, what did you make of, what did you make of Meredith's drug test stunt?
07:03I want her to be peeing in that as well.
07:06Uh, with all the rumors and nastiness circulating, what do you predict for the future of Bronwyn
07:10and Todd's relationship?
07:12Oh, my, the most expensive divorce known to human history.
07:15Um, Beverly Hills, which single Beverly Hills gal do you predict will have the hottest
07:20hot girl summer?
07:22Rachel Zoe, because she wears a lot of furs and she's going to be very hot tonight.
07:25Um, initial thoughts on Rachel Zoe's return to Bravo?
07:29I'm so obsessed with her, I'll go to the ends of the universe for her.
07:33Um, Orange County reaction to, uh, Vicky getting her orange back for season 20.
07:38Should have happened eight years, light years ago.
07:40All right.
07:41Thank you very much, Sarah.
07:43Uh, tonight Stacy learned there are worse places to be than in Monique's binder when she
07:50found herself in Ashley's closet.
07:52Wearing a dress Ashley wore only a week before.
07:55Now I want to see what other Bravo Leberties have worn a fit that looks similar in a game
08:00of which twinning is winning.
08:02Okay, I'm going to show you pairs of Bravo Leberties that are dressed alike.
08:05You will choose which of the two you think wore it best, starting with Mary M. Cosby or me?
08:11Oh!
08:12I'm going to say, I'm going to say Andy.
08:15Oh, that's kind.
08:16How could I not?
08:17You're sitting right next to me.
08:18Um, Sarah?
08:19Well, I mean, what am I going to say no to God?
08:22Oh, my God.
08:24Which twinning is winning?
08:26Sonia Morgan or Sonia Morgan?
08:29Looks like she made a top out of her skirt.
08:32I like it better as the top.
08:34Me too, the top.
08:35You like it better as the top.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Okay, how about Portia, Gia or Jen Pedranti?
08:40Wow!
08:41It's everything Portia for me always.
08:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:44Portia too.
08:45Me too.
08:46Me also Portia.
08:47I just said that like Yoda.
08:48Um, which twinning is winning?
08:50Lisa Barlow or Steve McBee Jr?
08:53Lisa!
08:54Lisa's killing it.
08:55Okay, which twinning is winning?
08:57Drew Sedora or Phaedra Parks?
09:00Oh, Drew got this one.
09:02Okay.
09:03Yeah.
09:04I like Phaedra's crazy little tights.
09:06Okay.
09:07Um, which twinning is winning?
09:09Emily Simpson or Bronwyn Newport?
09:12Oh.
09:13Hmm.
09:14Emily.
09:15I'm, I'm so used to seeing Bronwyn in like a Thanksgiving parade float that it's like,
09:21it's shocking to see her in a suit, so.
09:23Yes.
09:24Okay, which twinning is winning?
09:26Melissa Gorga or Danielle Staub?
09:28Oh my God.
09:29This is hilarious.
09:30Well, obviously.
09:31Oh, that's hard.
09:32You're gonna give it to Danielle?
09:33Okay.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Which twinning is winning?
09:36Kelly Farrell, Drew Sedora or Phaedra Parks?
09:39Wow, they, oh okay.
09:41Drew.
09:42Drew did it again.
09:43Yeah, but Phaedra is hiding amongst it.
09:45I'm not sure this look of a, being under a bridge works for anyone to be honest.
09:52Which twinning is winning?
09:53Kay or Sheree?
09:55Oh, I mean.
09:56Oh, I'm gonna go.
09:57Sheree's like, the serving face.
10:02Okay, yes.
10:03Yeah.
10:04So you like that.
10:05Okay.
10:06Which twinning is winning?
10:07Chanel, Ayanne or Gretchen Rossi?
10:09Oh, I'm gonna go with Gretchen.
10:11Fur?
10:12I don't know, it's giving.
10:13I like the veil.
10:14All right.
10:15Thank you very much.
10:16Coming up more with Monique and Sheree.
10:19You'll see stopping by later this week.
10:21Don't go anywhere.
10:23Don't go anywhere.
10:28Joined a fancy gym recently and it's so humiliating sweating at the gym in front of all these fancy people.
10:42Like you peel your ass off the seat and it's always this like unforgiving black pleather.
10:49And you can just see a giant swamp ass and pussy puddle.
10:53Sorry, swissy puddle so big.
10:55You ever try one of these things where you try to like surreptitiously wipe down the machine with the back of your shirt?
11:02It's just a puddle so big you go to get one of those pathetic little hand towels to wipe down the machine.
11:09There's already a janitor standing there with a shop vac shaking his head like don't even try bitch.
11:16It's Sarah Squirb live and in the flesh.
11:20Previewing this Friday at 9 on HBO and HBO Max.
11:23Starring my guest Sarah Sherman.
11:25Welcome back to What's It Up Inside.
11:28I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse.
11:30Also here with Monique Samuels from The Real Housewives of Potomac.
11:35Her new book, Love Letters from Versions of Myself is available to pre-order now.
11:43Congratulations.
11:44Thank you so much.
11:45Over at the bar, get your tickets to Heather's The Musical now playing at New World Stages.
11:50Say hi to Kiara, Mackenzie and Elizabeth.
11:55Bringing a reminder, anytime here, this word in honor of Greg Ring Shopping for Kay.
12:02Drink until your judgment is cloudy.
12:05I'm very excited about your stand-up special, Sarah.
12:08I was terrified watching that clip with you guys.
12:11I'm like looking at everyone being like, are you laughing?
12:14Yes.
12:15Yes.
12:16We're very, we loved it.
12:17What was the best advice Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler gave you before opening for him?
12:22Like, just be cool, man.
12:24Right.
12:25Perfect.
12:26Let's take questions from our fans in studio.
12:29We have Christopher from Connecticut.
12:32What's your question for Monique?
12:34Hi, Monique.
12:35You look great.
12:36Welcome back to Potomac.
12:37Thank you so much.
12:38Clearly, like we've seen that you've done so much work on yourself.
12:42How do you feel about your relationship with Candace and do you see there ever being a reconciliation?
12:47There was no relationship and sometimes moving on doesn't mean that you have to reconcile.
12:51Sometimes you just see people for who they are and you know your place and you set your boundaries
12:56and it's okay not to rekindle something that isn't meant to be rekindled.
13:00All right.
13:01Here is Heather from South Carolina with a virtual question for Sarah Sherman.
13:06Hi.
13:09Hey, guys.
13:10So excited.
13:11Monique loves seeing you back on our TVs.
13:14It's great to have you.
13:16Return to Potomac.
13:17And Sarah, my question for you is what are you most excited about the last SNL episode
13:24of the year with Ariana Grande and Cher?
13:28And do you have any pitches in mind for either of them?
13:31I mean, to be even inches away from Cher?
13:35Like, come on.
13:36And my pitch is just like how can I get like 10 inches away from Cher?
13:40My God, please write me and do a sketch that week.
13:44I beg you.
13:45Can we all just like do a sketch where we're all wearing her clothes and smelling her shoes?
13:50Yes.
13:51Absolutely.
13:52Thanks, fans.
13:53Appreciate it.
13:55Monique, what was your reaction to Giselle saying that she saw your divorce coming?
14:01Well, now having gone through it, I see exactly where she's coming from and I see where she
14:06was coming from so many years ago.
14:08Uh-huh.
14:09Um, because when you're in a marriage, I feel like one thing that she got wrong is that she
14:13said I wasn't being authentic.
14:14I was.
14:15But at the end of the day, when you're in a marriage, you typically try to keep what's
14:18happening in the home in the home.
14:20Mm-hmm.
14:21Trying to do that and juggle doing that on reality TV was very difficult for me.
14:24Yes, of course.
14:25Yeah, yeah.
14:26So, um, so yeah, so when she saw right through certain things, it's because she's been through
14:30it before.
14:31Right.
14:32On stage, Sarah has riled up her audience by incorporating outside materials, including
14:39pubes, clam juice, and fistfuls of worms.
14:42But not to be outdone, Monique has been just as shocking with the use of one very thick binder.
14:47So I want to see what other items are up for comparison in a games of props to who?
14:53Ladies, uh, take these boards.
14:55It's we are going to rate props on Bravo reunions.
14:59And I am going to as well.
15:01I can't wait.
15:02Uh-oh.
15:03Um, we are going to rate it one through ten.
15:05Okay?
15:06So let's see what's up first.
15:07It's Sheree.
15:08Oh, look at this.
15:10Is this a newspaper that you printed?
15:14The first six pages of the She Knews are devoted to taking down Candy's restaurants.
15:23Okay, I love this.
15:25I'm giving it a ten.
15:26You give it a hundred.
15:27I give it a ten plus.
15:28All right, very good.
15:30Next up is Adriana.
15:33I'm writing to tell you I'm being abused.
15:36Please help.
15:37Sincerely, Marisol's liver.
15:40Okay.
15:42I'm giving this a nine only because her timing when she delivered it was so bad.
15:47The shade of it all.
15:48Okay, eight and infinity.
15:50Okay, very good.
15:52That is so funny.
15:54Okay, next up is Wendy.
15:56You sent me a test that explicitly stated what the rumor was on January 3rd.
16:06Okay.
16:07I'm giving it a three because I don't think it proved anything.
16:11I don't remember.
16:12I'll give it a four for her four degrees.
16:13Okay, babe.
16:14Oh, that's funny.
16:15Okay, and a five.
16:16Next up is Shannon Bedore.
16:18This is what a report for a CAT scan looks like at Newport Imaging.
16:24This template up on the front has been their template for years.
16:28The one that Brooks used has none of this on it.
16:33Ooh.
16:34Okay, I'm going to give it an eight because it's smart.
16:37A million and two.
16:38I give it a two because she didn't bring what it looked like.
16:41Like a comparison.
16:42Okay.
16:43Oh, okay.
16:44Yes.
16:45Okay, Danielle Stout.
16:47Basically, one of these was pulled.
16:50Come on, Andy.
16:51Work it.
16:52Come on, Andy.
16:53You can do it.
16:54You can do it, Andy.
16:56This was one of the first.
16:58I give it up to Danielle.
16:59This was great.
17:00I'm going to give it a six.
17:02Five stars.
17:03Five stars.
17:04Okay.
17:05Very good.
17:06Here's Kim.
17:09I brought the bunny because I never gave it to my grandson because I didn't feel like
17:18it had good energy.
17:20Sorry.
17:22Yeah.
17:25Literally.
17:26Unbelievable.
17:27Unbelievable.
17:28Epic.
17:29I think the bunny wins.
17:30All right.
17:31Thank you very much.
17:32After the break, we have more repeats to you and Mark Evans.
17:34Five.
17:45Hey, please, buddy.
17:46Hey, I'm Mark Evans.
17:47Hey, look, I'm Mark Evans.
17:48Hey, see.
17:49Hey, see.
17:50All right.
17:51Welcome back to Watch what happened to the Y-I-I-I-I-I-V.
17:53I am Andy with Monique, Sarah, and Kiara McKenzie and Elizabeth at the bar.
18:00Go see Heather's The Musical.
18:02Sarah, Cameron Kaye wants to know how you became so into eyeballs.
18:06My grandma got her surgically removed, and I inherited all of her prosthetic eyeballs.
18:14You asked!
18:16And do you have them?
18:19I have them.
18:19So her sight was removed?
18:22Sure, just one of her sights.
18:25She had one working eyeball and one prosthetic eye.
18:30And when you have a prosthetic eyeball, there's a white orb sewn into your head that doesn't look like an eyeball.
18:39And the thing that looks like an eyeball is a removable lens that's like a hand-painted whatever.
18:43So I have a collection of all the lenses.
18:47And, okay.
18:49Any further questions, professor?
18:51Lebo from South Africa wants to know, are you back on the dating scene?
18:55No, I'm not yet.
18:56Okay.
18:58Sarah, Jeannie Wai wants to know, what exactly did the animal experts say to dissuade you when you had the idea for SNL of putting your head in a tank with a tarantula?
19:08They said when they get agitated, they kick the little hairs off their legs, and they go into your eyes and they sting them.
19:15Yeah, that would be not something you would want to deal with.
19:19Makes good TV.
19:20Were you glad that Ashley broke up with Josh tonight?
19:27Oh, I was so sad.
19:29I was, I felt for his little heart.
19:31Yeah.
19:31I was like, but I mean, but what I admire is that Ashley made it very clear what her boundaries were and what she needed.
19:36Yes.
19:36So I was, I was happy about it.
19:38I was like, oh my God, this is happening on camera?
19:40No.
19:40All right, it is time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:44Tonight's show is coming to a close without Stacey here to tell us to toodle-doo.
19:49So before we say goodbye, we are counting down our top five most iconic dismissals.
19:54Monique may have four homes, but in number five, Heather Dubrow kicked Shannon out of her one.
20:00Take a look.
20:01We're done.
20:02Please leave.
20:03I'm asking you to leave.
20:05Okay, in 2022, I wanted to bring in the new year with a new mayor.
20:11Number four is me with Anderson saying so long to Mayor de Blasio.
20:18Sayonara, sayonara.
20:21Number three is a classic retelling of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe with a summary that's close enough.
20:28Here's Luann and Alex in Morocco.
20:30Go back from the cabinet you came out of.
20:33Witch.
20:34Okay, Kyle was ready to make amends in number two, but instead received a farewell heard across Beverly Hills.
20:42Watch.
20:43Goodbye, Kyle.
20:46And in our number one most iconic dismissal, Meredith Marks gets straight to the point.
20:51Two, ten, three.
20:53I want to thank Monique, Sarah, Kiara, Mackenzie, and Elizabeth for being here.
20:58The word of the night was Stacey.
20:59We said it six times.
21:00We do and blame our drinking and no drive.
21:02We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody.
21:03We'll see you tomorrow night.
21:04Good night.
21:04Good night.
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