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00:28Music
00:38I feel sick
00:40Nae point worrying, you'll drive yourself mad
00:44If this all goes wrong again
00:46And by wrong, you mean me?
00:48I didn't say that
00:50No, but we'll be thinking it
00:53Well, the money's in the bag this time
00:57But you won't get it back
00:59That's a promise
01:00I better
01:01And afore Tommy notices it's missing for your account
01:05We'll catch them this time
01:07I've taken extra precautions
01:11What do you think, my wee teddy bear?
01:23I hope that's not for him
01:25Aye, he's gonna follow in his old man's footsteps
01:28As a mechanic, fine, but just not as a Rangers fan
01:32Don't tell her
01:34Keep her a wee secret
01:36Have you seen this?
01:38Christmas light switch on
01:40Do you fancy it?
01:42Have you seen who's sponsoring it?
01:44Does it matter?
01:45We're not supporting anything Harling does, no way
01:47You really don't like him, do you?
01:49I know his type
01:50Creep
01:51It's our first Christmas with the wee man
01:53You want to see the twinkly lights?
01:55Is that you or Teddy?
01:58Both
01:59I've got to go
02:02Promise me you won't start anything with this guy
02:04As if I would
02:06Amber, that wasn't a promise
02:09I promise
02:15Did you have your fingers crossed there?
02:18Amber
02:20Bye
02:22Bye
02:26Alright mate
02:27Can I meet you?
02:30You joking?
02:32No, you said you could get me more than
02:35No, of course it's not enough, but it'll need to do
02:39Right, fine
02:40Don't worry, I've got the cash
02:42But just make sure this stuff's good quality, yeah?
02:45Right
02:50What's up with your face?
02:58What face?
03:00Right, come on Ma
03:01I've got an empty fridge here, I'm needing restocked
03:03So can we fast forward the should I shouldn't and spill the tea?
03:07Does Drew seem alright to you?
03:09We'll know since he's been able to walk and talk, but what's your point?
03:17Ma, what is it?
03:18What's going on?
03:20I just heard him on the phone
03:22He seemed really agitated
03:25It might be nothing, but
03:27Well what is it? What's going on?
03:31I think he might be using again
03:34When they collect the bag, we'll see that dot move
03:38How?
03:39There's a tracker in there
03:41Allows us to intercept
03:43Intercept?
03:44You make it sound like Mission Impossible
03:46What if they find a re-tracker thingy?
03:49Unlikely
03:50It's hidden in the lining of the money pouch
03:55It's not moving
03:56Maybe it's not working
03:57Maybe they've binned the pouch
03:59Have some patience to perry, please
04:01Have a wee hour money
04:03What if they find the cash and then still blab to the police?
04:06Nobody's gone to the police, Luke
04:08Will you please just
04:09Oh!
04:10Look!
04:11It's moving
04:17You should have told me
04:19He promised me he had returned the painkillers and apologised to Tommy
04:23Oh, well that makes stealing them alright then
04:24You didn't see how upset he was
04:27Every addict has lapses
04:28Exactly
04:29That's why you should have told me
04:30So I could help him
04:31He's got to have someone he can trust when he slips up
04:35And God forbid that should be his mum
04:37I made a mistake
04:38Yes, you did
04:42Maybe what I heard on the phone was innocent
04:48Maybe it was exactly what you think it is
04:50You don't know what that is
05:00Really?
05:01Because to me it looks like your man supplying my boy with pills
05:07Where's it when that's been ten minutes?
05:10Be patient
05:12So much for your watertight plan
05:15Probably chuck the bag in a Clyde
05:16There
05:23Shieldinch subway station
05:25The signal on the tracker must have dropped from being underground
05:29It's turning into Montego Street now
05:34It's heading towards us
05:37It stopped
05:39It's going into the tall ship
05:42What if this is someone we know?
05:44I know
05:48And they fancy a wee lunchtime swally to find out
06:05Oh mate
06:06Have you seen this?
06:08It's been giving out freebies all day
06:10Hardly anyone stepped inside the oyster
06:11How are people falling for his good guy act?
06:14Give him his do
06:15He knows how to work at crowds
06:17He's a charlatan
06:19How are we getting on the petition?
06:21Nowhere near enough signatures
06:23The council won't take it seriously unless we get some more
06:26Hey, have you got a permit to put that thing there?
06:32Sounds like somebody's lost their Christmas spirit
06:34Only I know people on the council, I could check
06:37Yeah, well we all know people on the council
06:40You might want to keep the screech levels down a notch or two
06:44Don't want to wake up the wee one
06:47Coffee and complimentary mince pie
06:49Courtesy of Harlan coffee
06:51Sorry, can't
06:53Worried I might choke on it
06:55Choke on what?
06:57A kind gesture?
06:58Come on
06:59We all know what you're doing here
07:01Enlighten me
07:03Ply everyone with freebies
07:06Sink the price of the oyster when the books aren't looking good
07:09And then you step in with a lowball offer
07:11Never gonna happen
07:13People around here are loyal
07:15Yeah
07:17It looks that way
07:19There's a woman over there for the Clyde Enquirer
07:21She said she's got an interview thing with you
07:24It's hardly a hing shack
07:26It's a two page spread
07:28Color photo
07:30The Stephen Bartlett of Shieldinch
07:32He's not here as well is he?
07:34That guy gets about everywhere
07:41You working for him?
07:43Aye, it was either this or I was washing glasses at the spoons
07:46Plus the cash in hand isn't such a bad thing
07:48Cash in hand?
07:49Tell me more
07:55Could be any of them
07:57You sure they're still in here?
08:03What about Caitlin?
08:06With everything that's been happening with Drew these last months
08:10Do you really think she'd have the time?
08:12I was hoping to gain the money we spend in here
08:19There we are
08:20Oh God
08:23Surely not Karen
08:25She ran with Alex Murdoch
08:27So she's not the peaches and cream type she marks out to be
08:31She'd have no reason to do something like this
08:33A bag of cash is reason enough
08:37I did once spill red wine in that cream coat of hers
08:40Why, Miss Marple, you've solved the mystery
08:48Kelly Marie?
08:50An old family grudge does make more sense
08:53She's given off more two pound found down back of the couch than swag bag
08:59Oh, you're right enough, then who?
09:03My money is on the person splashing the cash
09:09Connor!
09:11Where's the bag?
09:12Nae the bag, the money pouch
09:17The little bitch
09:19Don't draw attention to yourself
09:22Why would you come for us?
09:28That doesn't make any sense
09:30Nae us, me
09:32This is about me
09:34I ripped strips off and about wee Chloe
09:39Still, hardly reasoned
09:41Believe you me, it was reason enough
09:44So what do we do now?
09:47We do nothing
09:49You two, finish your drinks
09:52and go back to work
09:54I'll deal with Connor
09:56Connor
10:02Can I interest you in a three mince pie?
10:05I need to speak with your manager
10:07My bit of coffee
10:09I might even write my number on the cup
10:10Just your manager, thanks
10:12Playing hard to get
10:14You know I respect it
10:16Oh, Dick
10:19For the last time it's Richard
10:21Sound
10:23This gorgeous lady wants a word
10:26You can't stick your coffee cart this close to the market
10:33Good afternoon to you too
10:35This PR stunt's already lost market traders money
10:38But you're blocking the flow of traffic selling this stuff here
10:42Technically I'm sampling, people aren't buying
10:45Will do you have a permit?
10:47Obviously
10:49God, you sound like her
10:51Not that I'm not sympathetic to her plight
10:53You know, new mother at her age, hormones flying everywhere
10:54Davina McColl, she does a podcast about it
10:57Seemingly patches can help
10:59Seriously?
11:01Now, if you excuse me, I've got an interview to conclude
11:03He's unbearable
11:08That's a much nicer word than what I was going to use
11:10Have you seen these?
11:12He wants to strip the place with no more booths
11:14But only screens to order?
11:17We've seen the plans
11:19He done the same to a local place in Moss Green
11:21Takeaway only, the letters are out of control
11:23One hundred years of history gone, thanks to him
11:26We're trying to get a petition going but it's not exactly went viral
11:30Yeah, well, his track record as a boss isn't exactly squeaky clean either
11:35Will we walk and talk?
11:37Why?
11:38Not just planning
11:39Eh?
11:40Nothing
11:41Mm-hmm
11:53These legs going like the clappers
11:55That's the DT's
11:57Ma, I swear to God, if Eddie's got him back in the painkillers
12:01I'll go through him out of door
12:03Look, we don't know what the money was for
12:05And don't be dragging Eddie's name through the mud without proof
12:08Seriously? That man tried to scam you?
12:11Look, it's all in the past
12:13And he would never do anything like this
12:15Oh, you don't believe that, do you?
12:17Matt, he's pals with the fox
12:19You know what they sell, didn't you?
12:21Look, he's a good man
12:23And he's hardly a pal
12:25Well, if you're so sure, why don't you ask him?
12:27What?
12:32What does that look like to you?
12:38About you, out
12:40What?
12:41You heard, out
12:42And take whatever it is you're selling and all
12:44What's going on, Max?
12:45Oh, you're trying to make a quick buck off my boy, it's disgusting
12:48Look, Mum, calm down
12:49Shut it, you
12:50Right, hand it over
12:52Mum, you don't understand
12:53Look, whatever it is you've got, just give it to your mum
12:56Maggie, you've got this all wrong
12:57Aye, seems like she has
12:59Defending you, thinking you're a changed man
13:01Right, gaze at here
13:08Hello?
13:09Yeah, it's your favourite brother
13:11Well, your only brother
13:13Listen, gimmick on when you get us
13:15Got good news
13:16I thought you had done something stupid
13:35Well, some would say buying 50 Santa suits isn't the greatest investment, but it sure as hell doesn't warrant this reaction
13:42Do you want to give them a shake?
13:44Make sure no drugs fall out
13:45Look, I heard you on the phone this morning
13:47So you're listening to my calls now?
13:49You sounded agitated
13:50Yeah, because a pal let me down for the Santa dash
13:53Eddie was good enough to help me out
13:57I got it wrong
13:58Yeah, Maggie, you did
13:59I'm sorry
14:00Well, what did you expect us to think, Drew?
14:02I expected you to trust me
14:03Trust you?
14:04Like, that's going to happen after you bumped Tommy's pills
14:08Cheers, Gran
14:09She should have told me
14:10I would like to know
14:12Don't you laugh at me, I'm your ma
14:14I worry
14:15I do you?
14:16Of course I do
14:17Hang on, I think we should just
14:18Butt out, Eddie, it's not today with you
14:20Is this how it's going to be every time I leave the house?
14:23Get searched on the way back?
14:24I'm trying to help you
14:25I know you've had a few knocks recently
14:28No, Mum, I lost everything
14:30Right? Football was it
14:32My ticket out of here to something else
14:35Something better
14:36I messed up once
14:37Right?
14:38You do it all the time
14:39And we let you get on with it
14:40Give you space
14:41Why can't you do the same for me?
14:43Oh, you didn't have to do that
14:54Look, it was a pleasure looking after Kenzie
14:57Turns out, 472 Thanos clicks
14:59It's just the right amount of number
15:01To guarantee a nana nap
15:03And potential arthritis
15:05Oh, he stuck this not-so-subtle birthday list
15:08In my jacket pocket
15:09Oh, just like his ma
15:12Kim used to always leave the Argos catalogue
15:14Opened and circled
15:16I'd avoid the drum kit
15:19Thor?
15:20As in the toy?
15:22Oh, no, no, no
15:23As in actual Thor
15:25Seemingly the shuttle bus to Asgard
15:26Only goes every second Wednesday
15:29If only you knew somebody in the know
15:30I can get you a Thor
15:39Oh, aye, of course
15:41Right, how much are we talking?
15:43Well, it's the busy period
15:45But I'd get you mates rates
15:46So a couple of hours, 500 quid
15:48For a Wayne's birthday party?
15:50Are you having a giraffe?
15:51For the sake of a proctologist
15:52I certainly hope not
15:54It's the going rate
15:56I mean, you've got the K-pop triplets
15:57Charging nearly a grand for half an hour
15:59And that's just three lasses for bailists
16:00And miming in shell suits
16:02Five and a quid seems a lot
16:04Sounds like a rip-off to me
16:06Steady the buffs, Curly Sue
16:07I don't set the market rate
16:09Have somebody do it for half that, Bob
16:11You pay for quality?
16:12Oh, aye
16:13Cos the K-pop triplets are an A grade
16:15My mate's done plenty of kids parties
16:17Totally legit
16:18If he's happy he's to own a superhero costume for half the price
16:22You've got a deal
16:23Don't worry
16:24I can sort something
16:27Hmm
16:32Wait, wait!
16:34What's going on?
16:45You know
16:47I had you down as many things
16:50But terrorising two women
16:52Two of your neighbours
16:54You should be ashamed
16:56I don't know what you're talking about
16:59I'll tell you what
17:01Let's speak open and freely here
17:02And that'll save me having to get my pals back in here
17:05To pry your lips open
17:09Here
17:11Take it
17:12Whatever
17:14Not until you tell me what you know
17:17I only have to shout them back in here, Connor
17:23Roshin and Jillian were talking
17:28I had them say they'd done something
17:31I never heard what it was that they'd done
17:35You expect me to believe that?
17:38It's the truth
17:42How's Nicole keeping this weather?
17:44You keep her out of this
17:46I'd like to
17:47I really would
17:49But I get the sense that you are not being honest with me
17:53And you need more persuading
17:55I heard they said they'd done something bad
17:57People found out what they did
17:59They'd be done for
18:01I saw an opportunity
18:04And I took it
18:06By blackmailing them
18:08I know, eh?
18:10What kind of scum threatens people?
18:12It's good to know I'm in good company
18:14But that's
18:16That's all I know
18:18I promise
18:19I promise
18:25It's lovely to see the oyster so full
18:27Which hopefully is a sign of things to come
18:29And if you don't mind I just want to say a few words
18:32Which isn't really my thing
18:34But, erm, I just want to thank you all for today
18:37It's, er, it's been wonderful actually
18:40Being out there on the street with you all
18:42It's, er, we just, we're really feeling the love
18:46Who's we?
18:47As in the royal we
18:49Well that's just pretentious
18:51And I just want to draw your attention to the switch on that's happened in a couple of hours
18:54It's, erm, it's an honour to have been asked
18:57He wasn't asked, he paid for it
18:59And hopefully it displays just the very beginning of the Harlan Coffee Company's commitment to the community here in Shieldinch
19:05A commitment that starts out here and extends to our bold plans here in the Oyster
19:10And by bold, you mean tearing down a beloved local landmark?
19:13Hardly, Miss Murdoch
19:16The Oyster's gonna get a, a much needed upgrade
19:20With dynamic, competitive pricing
19:22Meaning what?
19:24Well, at the risk of airing our grievances in public
19:26It's been remarked by quite a few of the Oyster's customers that what they were charged for a flat white fumes like, like daylight robbery
19:31And here was I thinking we left that sort of thing to the Murdoch family
19:36Robbery? What, like, the way you treat your staff?
19:39Zero wireless contracts, cash in hand, less than minimum wage
19:44I don't know where you get your information from but I can tell you that is entirely inaccurate, is it though?
19:50Profit over people, that's your mantra, isn't it?
19:54You couldn't be any further from the truth
19:56But, but, we, erm, we welcome the transparency, we do
19:59And, erm, it allows us an opportunity to put to bed any falsehoods
20:05Oh, put to bed, that's an interesting phrase given the high turnover of staff at your coffee shops
20:09I just want to say it's an honour to have been here
20:12Not that there's actually that many people left working there
20:15They've all been replaced by self-ordering screens
20:18Self-ordering? So what about the likes of me?
20:21Pipe down
20:22I haven't got a pipe though, have I? Would you prefer a gag instead?
20:25Well, meh, not cool
20:27High turnover of staff like that makes you wonder if there's a story there
20:31And here it is, the tale of ownedest time
20:33The Murdoch gangster threatening the next generation of entrepreneur
20:36Gangster?
20:37Oh, right, because of my past
20:40I've worked in this community for years
20:43I've set up the two jailbirds to create opportunities for people like me who needed a fresh start
20:48Because I know what it's like when an employer judges you for the worst thing you've done in your life
20:53People like you, Mr Harling
20:55And that's why I chose to sit on the council to do more, be better
21:00But that's the problem with the corporate types like you, eh?
21:03You only see what you want to see
21:05Gangster
21:06Troublesome women
21:08But actually
21:10I'm actually quite like most of the people here
21:13You know, I'm a concerned mother with questions and wants to voice their concerns
21:18And all you want to do is humiliate me
21:21Well, that tells me everything I need to know about the Harling Coffee Company
21:25You're on your own, mate
21:26I quit
21:27Fine, go
21:28You looks like ten a penny
21:29Is that right?
21:30Can I draw your attention to this petition?
21:31It's against the proposed sale of the oyster
21:33And these are concerns, Miss Murdoch, we are very happy to respond to
21:37We're very happy to
21:38We're very happy to
21:39We're very happy to
21:40Do you mind just taking a step back?
21:41Just you're upsetting the baby
21:43Sorry about this
21:44That's 50 quid missing
21:45I don't have it
21:46Wait
21:47Wait
21:48There's 50 quid missing
21:49I don't have it
21:50Wait
21:52Do you mind just taking a step back?
21:53Do you mind just taking a step back?
21:54Just you're upsetting the baby
21:56Sorry about this
22:06That's 50 quid missing
22:08I don't have it
22:09Wait
22:23You
22:25Mention this to no one
22:26Got it
22:28You've got 48 hours
22:30To what?
22:31To leave Shield Inch
22:32I'm going nowhere
22:33You've caused enough trouble round here
22:35Will I see it?
22:36A fresh start wouldn't be such a bad thing
22:39If you think I'm boosting your madder than you look
22:42I think Gillian and Rasheen will take some persuading not to go to the police to have you charged
22:48See whatever they've done
22:49We're talking about daft affairs of the heart stuff
22:53Relationship stuff
22:55Stuff you know nothing about
22:57But you
22:59This
23:01Is a criminal case
23:03Blackmail carries a sentence of 14 years
23:06Do you think you could take another stint inside?
23:10So I'm going to take this hard-earned cash back to Gillian and Rasheen
23:15And give them a guarantee
23:17That their blackmailer will never bother them again
23:21Because if he did
23:23It would be a matter for the police
23:25Do we understand each other?
23:27So what?
23:29I'm supposed to just pack up and go?
23:33Good
23:34I'm glad we're finally understanding each other
23:38Now
23:39Get your stuff and go
23:41The clock's ticking
23:42Is this ah my fault?
23:43Course it isn't, we're both to blame
23:45You never saw how I was with him
23:47Poor boy, ah that rage goes of me
23:48Rage?
23:49Great more like
23:51I'm a trained therapist, Gillian
23:53I'm supposed to gain better
23:55Aye, and I took the Hippocratic oath to do no harm
23:57Safe to say the job does not make the woman
23:59Please tell me you have good news
24:00He's not a threat
24:02How do you mean?
24:03He knows nothing
24:04Snippet for conversation
24:05Nothing else
24:06So he says till the next time
24:07There won't be a next time
24:08No
24:09You never
24:10Of course I didn't
24:11The point is there's no
24:12No
24:13No
24:14No
24:15No
24:16No
24:17No
24:18No
24:19No
24:20No
24:21No
24:22No
24:23No
24:24No
24:25No
24:26No
24:27No
24:28No
24:29No
24:30No
24:31No
24:32No
24:33No
24:34No
24:35No
24:36The point is this is over
24:37Nobody except the three of us knows what happened here
24:41Oh thank god
24:43How did you convince him to give us the money back?
24:45I did what needed to be done
24:47Oh
24:49We can't thank you enough
24:51Just let this be the last time your conversations are privy to pass us by
24:57As far as I'm concerned this is the last time ever we speak about all this
25:03Agreed
25:04Right I better get popped to the bunk
25:06Before Tommy starts asking serious questions
25:13Mick
25:15Thank you again
25:16Can't I thank you enough?
25:18We
25:28We're very lucky
25:31I know
25:32We can't afford for anything like this to happen again
25:37Can I trust it won't?
25:39Absolutely
25:41Absolutely
25:43I promise
25:45You're upset aren't you?
25:48What would I be upset about?
25:50Well me arguing with Richard like that in front of Teddy
25:54Well
25:56I cannae say it's what I thought I would see on my way home
25:59But it was a great idea
26:00I mean who's going to take when I'm on public?
26:04You showed that posh numpty exactly who you're messing with
26:07So you're not angry?
26:08You kidding?
26:10I'm proud of you
26:12I'm just glad Teddy was there to see you at your best
26:21Give me a minute
26:23Seriously?
26:24We're fighting over who serves lattes
26:25It's hardly breaking bad
26:27Okay Bishop if you need honours
26:34I erm
26:36Wanted to apologise
26:38Really?
26:40I'm a better friend to have than an enemy
26:43You see
26:45I have friends
26:47Legitimate business friends
26:49Who could make life for someone like you
26:51Troublesome
26:54That sounds like a threat
26:56Yeah
26:58Yeah it does doesn't it?
27:00I know how to have obstacles
27:02Removed
27:04Legitimately
27:06Well this I can't wait to see
27:08Don't worry
27:10You will
27:14Time's the entertainment getting here
27:16Right erm
27:18So here's the thing
27:20There's the entertainer Chris booked
27:21Er
27:22He's just running a wee bit later
27:23But I'll get a guy here soon
27:25Looks like I'm going to get the go ahead
27:26To completely renovate the oyster
27:28We've recently discovered that the oyster is a historically protected building
27:31Connor
27:32Who's told you to leave?
27:34But you know I can help you
27:36You know how you said Machine's been acting a bit weird lately?
27:38Aye
27:39Well trust you I got on that
27:43No
27:48Thank you
27:53I don't know
27:55You
27:57We'll get back to my channel
27:58Let's see
28:01All right
28:04You
28:06We'll talk to my channel
28:08We'll talk to your channel
28:09Let's get back to you
28:10We'll talk to your channel
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