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00:00Her last reunion was one for the books, and her mullet's more iconic than Kyle Cook's.
00:07It's What's What Happens Live with Monique Samuels and Sarah Sherman now.
00:20Hey everybody, welcome to What's What Happens Live.
00:23I'm your host Andy Cohen and Bravo Cabos on a Sunday night.
00:26My first guest made her return to The Real Housewives of Potomac.
00:30Now she's finally back in the clubhouse.
00:32Please welcome our friend Monique Samuels.
00:37After my next guest booked, SNL, her dad immediately asked when she'd be on Fallon.
00:42So let's hope when she landed her new stand-up special, he looked forward to seeing you right here.
00:47Sarah Squirm, live and in the flesh, premieres this Friday at 9 on HBO and HBO Max.
00:52Give it up for our friend Sarah Sherman.
00:54Hey Sarah.
00:54Sarah, you did blanch when I said mullet.
00:59Do you not consider your hair to be something of a mullet?
01:02Or is it a shag?
01:03It's a full mullet.
01:04I was just so, that was a huge compliment.
01:07Okay, right, right.
01:08Okay, I want to start by getting right into tonight's Potomac.
01:12I loved seeing your sit-down with Giselle.
01:15Oh my, I wish they would have showed so much more.
01:17What did we miss?
01:18Y'all missed everything.
01:19Really?
01:20She was accountable.
01:20We apologized to each other.
01:22We got into it from, literally, I have four homes all the way up to the binder.
01:26Wow.
01:26Like, we really went there.
01:27And we laughed.
01:28And it was just like, it was very unexpected, but it was refreshing.
01:31It was really good.
01:32Well, because I was going to ask you, because I saw you take accountability a lot in that lunch.
01:39And she did, too.
01:40Well, I'm happy to hear that, because we didn't show her taking that much accountability, and I was curious.
01:45I wish they would have showed everything that she said, because she said a lot as well.
01:49And we were able to kind of, like, put some pieces to the puzzle that were missing that I forgot about.
01:53And it was a lot of misunderstanding between her and I.
01:55Were you surprised that she took that much accountability?
01:59I was surprised, but I was also, like, hoping that she would, just because it's been so many years.
02:06Right.
02:06So it was a really, like, it was a nice grown-up moment for us.
02:09And then we ended on a note where we said, we will always throw shade, but to each other's face.
02:14Okay, good.
02:14I like it.
02:15Not in the confessional.
02:15Okay, that's good.
02:16That's good.
02:17Did you feel like Stacey copied Happy Eddie with her cannabis line?
02:25Yeah, but I'm so addicted.
02:27Yes.
02:28We need to see a full QVC episode with, what's it called?
02:33With her gummies?
02:34Yes, yes.
02:35By the way, Shio, I am obsessed with Stacey's QVC clips.
02:40By the way, what was your reaction to her kicking Tia out tonight?
02:44When she kicked out Kay?
02:46Yes.
02:46Oh, wait, Tia, at the end of the, yes.
02:49Oh, my gosh.
02:49That was insane to me, because I think that Stacey just got to a moment where she was just, like,
02:54everybody's been ganging up on me, and I'm about to put my foot down.
02:57Right.
02:57And it was just.
02:58With whoever is in front of me.
03:00With whoever.
03:00Right.
03:00Yes.
03:00Okay.
03:01Yes.
03:01So you felt it was, Tia was maybe collateral damage.
03:05I do.
03:06I do.
03:06I feel like it was a build-up, and she was the last person to put the straw on the top.
03:09Yes.
03:10What is your, are you a Stacey fan?
03:13A fanatic.
03:15Yes.
03:15Yes.
03:16Okay.
03:17How could someone be born and live like that?
03:20Do you, um, are you happy to see Monique back in the house?
03:23I love you.
03:24Yes.
03:26Yes.
03:26I'm excited to see more birds.
03:31Oh, yes.
03:31You'll see more of it.
03:32Okay.
03:32Very good.
03:33Well, maybe next season.
03:34Okay.
03:34Oh.
03:35Over at the bar, they are serving drinks so strong, my guests will want to F me gently with
03:41a chainsaw.
03:42How?
03:42Heather's the Musical is playing now at New World Stages in New York City.
03:46Get your tickets online and say hi to Kiara, Mackenzie, and Elizabeth.
03:52Congratulations.
03:53It's a huge hit.
03:55Yes.
03:56Appreciate that.
03:56Everybody loves y'all.
03:58And I love it that you came in your outfit.
04:00Kiara, did I get it right?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Okay, good.
04:03Okay, thank you.
04:04Drinking game alert.
04:05My guests won't know it, but anytime you hear anyone say this word, if you're 21 or over
04:09in honor of Monique's pet parrot, drink it until your friends think you are a bird brain.
04:15After a brief pause, Monique returned to Potomac calmer than ever, but since she's been gone,
04:20I hope she won't mind quickly dragging up the pass for a little clubhouse catch up.
04:24How are your kids doing, and how did they feel about you coming back into the mix?
04:31They were actually excited, and they said if they're going to have to film, they're going
04:34to be charging Bravo Robux, just so y'all know.
04:37Okay, very good.
04:39They are doing great.
04:40When you first, after you left the show, which of the ladies did you stay in the most contact
04:45with?
04:45Ashley.
04:46Ashley.
04:47Yes.
04:47That's great.
04:48Yeah.
04:49While you were away from the show, did you watch a little, a lot, or not at all?
04:53Not at all.
04:54Not at all.
04:55But did Ashley kind of give you the tea of what was going on?
04:57She didn't.
04:58She actually respected the space that I was in.
05:00I was a hermit.
05:01I really, like, was off the grid.
05:03Yes.
05:03So, yeah, she respected that.
05:04What do you consider to be the breaking point in your marriage with Chris?
05:08It was really me kind of waking up and realizing that this is not the person who I thought he
05:14was, and I can't change him, and it's not fair for me to put him in a position where
05:18I'm expecting something that he's not.
05:20Given how you left the show, were you at all nervous to return?
05:23I was very nervous to return.
05:25Yeah.
05:25Yeah, absolutely.
05:27When you, you know, I'm just, again, amazed at how great that lunch was with Giselle.
05:33Were you nervous about how that relationship was going to go?
05:36No, I wasn't nervous because I looked at it as, I'm coming back after five years, a different
05:41person, and I'm not expecting that the same women that I left are going to be the same.
05:45Okay.
05:46I would actually be really sad for them if they were still the same.
05:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:49How was BravoCon for you?
05:52Oh, it was amazing.
05:53Good.
05:53The love, the amount of love that I've received there, and then seeing all of my, like, Bravo
05:57love family that I hadn't seen in so long.
05:59Did you make any friends we would be surprised by?
06:02I kind of just kind of, I, honestly, I kept going out to the floor.
06:06I was seeing the people.
06:07Like, I was there for the people.
06:07Queen of the people.
06:08I really was.
06:09Thank you very much, Monique.
06:11Queen of the people.
06:13On Saturday Night Live, Sarah once dressed as Rachel Maddow, which just so happens to
06:18be Tia's crush, and I know I can count on Sarah to crush it when it comes to sharing
06:23all of her opinions.
06:25Here we go, Sarah.
06:27Is, did you think there was any truth to the rumors of Stacey and Chris Samuels getting
06:33too close for comfort?
06:34Okay, earmuffs, no offense.
06:36Yes!
06:37You did.
06:38Yes!
06:38Yes.
06:39And did you?
06:40Oh, yeah.
06:40Yes.
06:41Yeah.
06:41Okay.
06:42Yeah.
06:42Good man.
06:43Is Angel warranted in holding a grudge against both Wendy and Giselle for the latter's catfish
06:48comment?
06:49Like, sure, but I'm catfishing right now.
06:51I don't go, I don't wake up looking like this.
06:54Okay.
06:55Salt Lake City, would Meredith take accountability for her actions on the plane, do you think?
07:01No, but I need to see footage now.
07:04What did you make of, what did you make of Meredith's struggles?
07:07Big test stunt.
07:09I want her to be peeing in that as well.
07:12With all the rumors and nastiness circulating, what do you predict for the future of Bronwyn
07:16and Todd's relationship?
07:18Oh, my, the most expensive divorce known to human history.
07:22Beverly Hills, which single Beverly Hills gal do you predict will have the hottest hot
07:26girl summer?
07:28Rachel Zoe, because she wears a lot of furs and she's going to be very hot.
07:32Initial thoughts on Rachel Zoe's return to Bravo.
07:34I'm so obsessed with her.
07:36I'll go to the end of the universe for her.
07:39Orange County reaction to Vicky getting her orange back for season 20.
07:44Should have happened eight light years ago.
07:46All right.
07:47Thank you very much, Sarah.
07:49Tonight, Stacey learned there are worse places to be than in Monique's binder when she found
07:56herself in Ashley's closet wearing a dress Ashley wore only a week before.
08:01Now I want to see what other Bravo Leberties have worn a fit that looks similar in a game
08:06of which twinning is winning.
08:07Okay.
08:08I'm going to show you pairs of Bravo Leberties that are dressed alike.
08:11You will choose which of the two you think wore it best, starting with Mary M. Cosby or
08:17me.
08:19I'm going to say, I'm going to say Andy.
08:21Oh, that's kind.
08:22How could I not?
08:22You're sitting right next to me.
08:24Um, Sarah?
08:25Well, I mean, what am I going to say no to God?
08:28Oh, my God.
08:31Which twinning is winning?
08:32Sonia Morgan or Sonia Morgan?
08:36Looks like she made a top out of her skirt.
08:39I like it better as the top.
08:41You like it better as the top.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Okay.
08:43How about Portia, Gia, or Jen Pedranti?
08:46Wow.
08:47It's everything Portia for me always.
08:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:50Portia, too.
08:51Me, also Portia.
08:53I just said that like Yoda.
08:54Um, which twinning is winning?
08:56Lisa Barlow or Steve McBee Jr.?
08:59Lisa.
09:00Lisa's killing it.
09:02Okay.
09:02Which twinning is winning?
09:03Drew Sedora or Phaedra Parks?
09:06Oh, Drew got this one.
09:08Okay.
09:08Yeah.
09:09I like Phaedra's crazy little tights.
09:11Okay.
09:11Um, which twinning is winning?
09:14Emily Simpson or Bronwyn Newport?
09:18Oh.
09:19Hmm.
09:19Emily.
09:20I'm so used to seeing Bronwyn in like a Thanksgiving parade float that it's like, it's shocking to
09:27see her in a suit.
09:29So.
09:29Yes.
09:29Okay.
09:30Which twinning is winning?
09:31Melissa Gorga or Danielle Staub?
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35This is hilarious.
09:36Well, obviously, Danielle's sad.
09:38You're going to give it to Danielle?
09:40Okay.
09:41Which twinning is winning?
09:42Kelly Farrell, Drew Sedora or Phaedra Parks?
09:45Wow, they, oh, okay.
09:47True.
09:47All right.
09:48Drew did it again.
09:49Yeah, but Phaedra is hiding amongst it.
09:51I'm not sure this look of a, being under a bridge works for anyone, to be honest.
09:58Which twinning is winning?
09:59Uh, Kay or Sheree?
10:02Oh, I mean.
10:03Oh.
10:04I'm going to go.
10:04This shirt, Sheree's like the serving face.
10:08Okay, yes.
10:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:09So you like that.
10:10Okay.
10:11Uh, which twinning is winning?
10:13Chanel, Ayan or Gretchen Rossi?
10:16Oh, I'm going to go with Gretchen.
10:18Fur?
10:18I don't know.
10:19It's giving.
10:19I like the veil.
10:21All right.
10:22Thank you very much.
10:23Coming up more with Monique and Sarah.
10:25You'll see stopping by later this week.
10:27Don't go anywhere.
10:28Don't go anywhere.
10:34Don't go anywhere.
10:43Joined a fancy gym recently and it's so humiliating sweating at the gym in front of all these fancy
10:48people, like you peel your ass off the seat and it's always this like unforgiving black
10:54pleather and you can just see a giant swamp ass and pussy puddle, sorry, swussy puddle
11:00so big.
11:01You ever try one of these things where you try to like surreptitiously wipe down the machine
11:07with the back of your shirt?
11:09It's just a puddle so big.
11:10You go to get one of those pathetic little hand towels to wipe down the machine.
11:15There's already a janitor standing there with a shop vac shaking his head like, don't even
11:20try, bitch.
11:23It's Sarah Squirr, live and in the flesh, premiering this Friday at night on HBO and HBO Max, starring
11:29my guest, Sarah Sherman.
11:31Welcome back to What's It Up Inside.
11:33I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse, also here with Monique Samuels from The Real House
11:38House of Potomac.
11:41Her new book, Love Letters from Versions of Myself is available to pre-order now.
11:48Congratulations.
11:49Thank you so much.
11:50Over at the bar, get your tickets to Heather's, the musical now playing at New World Stages.
11:55Say hi to Kiara, Mackenzie and Elizabeth.
11:58Bringing a reminder, anytime here, this word in honor of Greg Ring Shopping for Kay, drink
12:07until your judgment is cloudy.
12:10I'm very excited about your stand-up special, Sarah.
12:14I was terrified watching that clip with you guys.
12:17I'm like looking at everyone being like, are you laughing?
12:19Yes.
12:20Yes.
12:21We're very, we loved it.
12:22What was the best advice Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler gave you before opening for him?
12:28Like, just be cool, man.
12:30Right.
12:31Perfect.
12:32Let's take questions from our fans in studio.
12:35We have Christopher from Connecticut.
12:38What's your question for Monique?
12:40Hi, Monique.
12:40You look great.
12:41Welcome back to Potomac.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:44Clearly, like we've seen that you've done so much work on yourself.
12:47Um, how do you feel about your relationship with Candace and do you see there ever being
12:51a reconciliation?
12:53Uh, there was no relationship and sometimes moving on doesn't mean that you have to reconcile.
12:57Sometimes you just see people for who they are and you know your place and you set your
13:01boundaries and it's okay not to rekindle something that isn't meant to be rekindled.
13:06All right.
13:07Here is Heather from South Carolina with a virtual question for Sarah Sherman.
13:14Hi.
13:15Hey guys.
13:16So excited.
13:17Uh, Monique loves seeing you back on our TVs.
13:20It's great to have you return to Potomac and, um, Sarah, my question for you is what are
13:26you most excited about the last SNL episode of the year with Ariana Grande and Cher?
13:33And do you have any pitches in mind for either of them?
13:36I mean, to be even inches away from Cher, like, come on.
13:42And my pitch is just like, how can I get like 10 inches away from Cher?
13:46My God, please write me and do a sketch that week.
13:50What can we all, can we all just like do a sketch where we're all wearing her clothes
13:55and smelling her shoes?
13:56Yes.
13:56Absolutely.
13:57Thanks, fans.
13:59Appreciate it.
13:59Uh, Monique, uh, what was your reaction to Giselle saying that she saw your divorce coming?
14:06Well, now having gone through it, I see exactly where she's coming from.
14:11And I see where she was coming from so many years ago.
14:14Uh-huh.
14:14Um, because when you're in a marriage, I feel like one thing that she got wrong is that
14:18she said I wasn't being authentic.
14:19I was.
14:20But at the end of the day, when you're in a marriage, you typically try to keep what's
14:24happening in the home in the home.
14:25Mm-hmm.
14:26Trying to do that and juggle doing that on reality TV was very difficult for me.
14:30Yes, of course.
14:30Yeah, yeah.
14:31So, um, so yeah, so when she saw right through certain things, it's because she's been through
14:36it before.
14:36Right.
14:37On stage, Sarah has riled up her audience by incorporating outside materials, including
14:44pubes, clam juice, and fistfuls of worms.
14:47But not to be outdone, Monique has been just as shocking with the use of one very thick binder.
14:52So I want to see what other items are up for comparison in a games of props to who?
14:58Ladies, uh, take these boards.
15:01We are going to rate props on Bravo Reunions, and I am going to as well.
15:07I can't wait.
15:07Uh-oh.
15:08Um, we are going to rate it one through ten.
15:11Okay?
15:11So let's see what's up first.
15:13It's Sheree.
15:15Oh, look at this.
15:16She's talking about the She News.
15:17Is this a newspaper that you put in?
15:20The first six pages of the She News are devoted to, um, taking down Candy's restaurants.
15:29Okay, I love this.
15:31I'm giving it a ten.
15:31You give it a hundred.
15:32I give it a ten plus.
15:34All right, very good.
15:35Next up is, um, Adriana.
15:38I'm writing to tell you I'm being abused.
15:42Please help.
15:43Sincerely, Marisol's liver.
15:47Okay.
15:48I'm giving this a nine only because her timing when she delivered it was so bad.
15:53The shade of it all.
15:54Okay, eight and infinity.
15:56Okay, very good.
15:58That is so funny.
16:00Okay, next up is Wendy.
16:02You sent me a text that explicitly stated what the rumor was on January 3rd.
16:12Okay.
16:13I'm giving it a three because I don't think it proved anything.
16:17I don't remember.
16:17I'll give it a four for her four degrees.
16:19Okay, babe.
16:20Oh, that's funny.
16:21Okay, and a five.
16:22Next up is Shannon Bedore.
16:25This is what a report for a CAT scan looks like at Newport Imaging.
16:29This template up on the front has been their template for years.
16:34The one that Brooks used has none of this on it.
16:38Ooh.
16:40Okay, I'm going to give it an eight because it's smart.
16:42A million and two.
16:44I'll give it a two because she didn't bring what it looked like.
16:47Like a comparison.
16:48Okay.
16:48Oh, okay.
16:49Yes.
16:50Okay, uh, Danielle Stout.
16:53Basically, one of these was called...
16:55Come on, Andy.
16:57Work it.
16:57Come on, Andy.
16:58You know, you could do it.
16:59You could do it, Andy.
17:02This was one of the first.
17:04I give it up to Danielle.
17:05This was great.
17:06I'm going to give it an eight.
17:08Five stars.
17:09Five stars.
17:10Okay.
17:11Very good.
17:14Here's Kim.
17:17I brought the bunny because I never gave it to my grandson.
17:21Because it didn't feel like it had good energy.
17:25Sorry.
17:26Yeah.
17:30Literally.
17:31Unbelievable.
17:32Unbelievable.
17:33Epic.
17:34I think the bunny wins.
17:35All right.
17:36Thank you very much.
17:37After the break, we have more of these two and more thousands.
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17:56All right.
17:57Welcome back to Watch It Up and Drive.
17:59I am Andy with Monique, Sarah, and Kiara McKenzie,
18:03and Elizabeth at the bar.
18:05Go see Heather's The Musical.
18:07Sarah, Cameron Kaye wants to know
18:08how you became so into eyeballs.
18:11My grandma got her surgically removed,
18:14and I inherited all of her prosthetic eyeballs.
18:20You asked!
18:21And so, and do you have them?
18:24I have them.
18:25So she was, her sight was removed?
18:27Sure, just one of her sights.
18:30She had one working eyeball and one prosthetic eye,
18:35and like when you have a,
18:36because you guys are dying to know,
18:38when you have a prosthetic eyeball,
18:40there's like a white orb sewn into your head
18:43that doesn't look like an eyeball,
18:44and the thing that looks like an eyeball
18:45is like a removable lens that's like a hand-painted, whatever.
18:48So I have a collection of all the lenses.
18:51And, oh, okay.
18:54Maybe further questions, Professor?
18:56Lebo from South Africa wants to know,
18:58are you back on the dating scene?
19:00No, I'm not yet.
19:01Okay.
19:03Sarah, Jeannie Wai wants to know,
19:05what exactly did the animal experts say to dissuade you
19:09when you had the idea for SNL
19:11of putting your head in a tank with a tarantula?
19:14They said when they get agitated,
19:15they kick the little hairs off their legs,
19:17and they go into your eyes and they sting them.
19:20Yeah, that would be not something you would want to deal with.
19:24Makes good TV.
19:25Were you glad that Ashley broke up with Josh tonight?
19:32Oh, I was so sad.
19:34I felt for his little heart.
19:36Yeah.
19:37I was like, but what I admire is that Ashley made it very clear
19:39what her boundaries were and what she needed.
19:41Yes.
19:41So I was happy about it.
19:42I was like, oh my God, this is happening on camera?
19:45No.
19:46All right, it is time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:49Tonight's show is coming to a close without Stacey here
19:52to tell us to toodle-doo.
19:54So before we say goodbye,
19:56we are counting down our top five most iconic dismissals.
19:59Monique may have four homes,
20:01but in number five, Heather Dubrow kicked Shannon out of her one.
20:05Take a look.
20:06We're done.
20:07Please leave.
20:08I'm asking you to leave.
20:12Okay.
20:13In 2022, I wanted to bring in the new year with a new mayor.
20:17Number four is me with Anderson saying so long to Mayor de Blasio.
20:22Sayonara, sayonara.
20:27Number three is a classic retelling of The Lion, the Witch, and the
20:30wardrobe with a summary that's close enough.
20:33Here's Luanne and Alex in Morocco.
20:35Go back from the cabinet you came out of, Witch.
20:40Okay, Kyle was ready to make amends in number two,
20:43but instead received a farewell heard across Beverly Hills.
20:47Watch.
20:48Goodbye, Kyle.
20:51And in our number one most iconic dismissal,
20:53Meredith Marks gets straight to the point.
20:56Hail, can, ring.
20:58I want to thank Monique, Sarah, Chiara, McKenzie, and Elizabeth
21:02for being here.
21:03The Word of the Night with Stacey, we said it six times.
21:05We're doing Blang on Drinking In, no drive.
21:07We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody.
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