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00:00Thank you
00:30I hear you. What have you been told? They'd be none left of your party if you keep scoffing
00:43them. Sorry. Not sorry. That's the last thing he needs is more sugar. I know it's Kenzie's
00:52party, but as high as a kite as it is, they'd Bob say when he'd be back. Can you see me, wee
01:04man? Well, good, because for a wee minute there I thought I was invisible. Are you going
01:11to be like this all day? Ah, well, let's go to just be me and you then, teddy boy.
01:20Oh no, not again. That is the third time of the day. You'd think he would be empty.
01:30What are you feeding him? Cat food. And I'm out of leggings. I'm going to need to take him
01:35home and change him. Right, I'll be back in ten. And I know that you're still annoyed,
01:42but can we at least have a wee chat before the rest of the party folk get here? What's
01:45left to say? Well, I wanted to. Morning. Oh, if that's you, you need to go to the doctor.
01:53I know. I'll be back pronto. So, apart for the Ross Rouge, it looks like you've got everything
02:02organised. Aye, need to blow up some balloons, fill up some party bags and then I'm collecting
02:08the cake. What time is the entertainment getting here? Ah. Right, erm, so here's the thing.
02:17There you are. I've been looking for you. Checking up on me. I'm not doing anything I shouldn't
02:31be. Look, I know that. I'm sorry for not trusting you. It's fine. You've apologised
02:38already. Aye, but I still want to make it up to
02:40you. So that's what I wanted to tell you. I'm going to run the Santa Dash. Yeah, you
02:46said. No, what I meant was that I'm going to run
02:49it for you. For a charity of your choice. That's actually very cool. I'm going to do it
02:55for your favourite addiction charity too. What do you think? I think it's a great idea.
02:59Go for it. I'm going to raise hundreds of cash and
03:02sponsorship. No, in fact, I am going to raise the most money out of all the runners. That's
03:07amazing, but I'm sure they'll appreciate whatever you can raise. No, no, I've said
03:10it now. The most money out of all the runners. Your charity deserves it, son. It's just, I
03:14think you might struggle. Oh, eh? You don't think I can run the lender myself?
03:18No, no, not with the running. With the sponsorship. I've heard Karen's been doing really well
03:22with getting folk on board with her charity. You think I cannae beat her? I don't know.
03:29Let me tell you, I'll wipe the floor with Karen and ring out what's left in a manky bucket.
03:33Okay. Well, good luck. Work's got nothing to do about it, son.
03:43Glad Dean had to go pick up the cake. Did you see the daggers he was giving me?
03:47What'd you expect? He'd already told Kenzie that there was a special guest coming. I know.
03:53I said I was sorry. What did your mate say exactly? He got the date wrong. How'd you get
04:01the dates wrong at Christmas? Thought was he planning on turning up in Good Friday dressed
04:04as the Easter Bunny? He thought the party was tomorrow. So he went out last night and got
04:09on one. And he can't entertain with a hangover?
04:12Not go home. He's still hammered. Well, I know who's gonna hammer him. Bob when he comes back
04:17and finds out. Well, come on. It's Christmas time. Good will to all men and all that.
04:25Good luck saying that to Bob. Soon he's gonna find himself stuck in a small flat with a handful
04:30of mental eight-year-olds jacked up to the nines and suites with nothing to entertain them.
04:34What am I supposed to do about it? Maybe you could give Sam a phone. See if he's got
04:40somebody in his books last minute. Ah. He was too expensive. And anyway, who's not working
04:44at Christmas time? We'll end up with that 85-year-old Tony Bennet impersonator with the
04:49one leg. Which is ironic, cos he's got no toe and no knee. Well, we're gonna need somebody
04:55here in the next hour. So is there any point ringing about? Nah. They're pointless. We could
05:00put a movie on for them. I mean, it's not what I promised, but... Oh, the kids will be happy
05:05with that. Aye. They're more resilient than you think. What did you get for your birthday,
05:10Kenzie? Big box of disappointment. Well, maybe there is something we could do. What?
05:17Apply them with even more sugar and hope they pass out for the sugar high? If I go now and
05:24I hurry, I think I can still sort this. Really? Aye. It's Christmas time.
05:30It's hope for a miracle.
05:45I've just had a phone call with the council. Good for you. I've just had a sleepless night
05:50with a screaming baby. The usual, please. Kids, yeah. Love a couple someday. So, anyway,
05:57your little petition to save the oyster has fallen short of the threshold for the meme
06:03to consider it. Well shot, he said. And I've just had a very positive meeting with the
06:09planning department. Looks like I'm gonna get the go-ahead to completely renovate the oyster.
06:13I wouldn't be so sure about that. We've recently discovered the oyster is a historically protected
06:18building. Not according to my people. You know, the people that actually matter. They don't think
06:22they'll have any problem getting the planning permission. Bits of special interest to the
06:26community. Hmm. According to the council, no it isn't. They say it's not listed and it's
06:32got no special and conservation status. And even if it did, I shake the right hands and Bob's
06:39your uncle. But it's special to us. But you're living in the past. You know, people don't want
06:45a cup of Belinda's tea and a scabby old calf. They want freshly roasted coffee beans. Great
06:50value in a clean, contemporary surrounding. And that is exactly what I'm gonna give them.
06:56What a completely soulless experience that they could get in any coffee chain on any high
07:00street in the world. And those coffee shops are always packed out. Because people, people
07:05want consistency. They want to know exactly what they're getting at a price point they know
07:10they can afford. Your aim is to make life more boring. Making money is many things. It's
07:15never boring. Well, I certainly won't be going there and I'm sure most of Shealdinch won't
07:21either. Hmm. That's a pity. The first espresso was on me. Looks like you could deal with
07:27the caffeine. What did he want? Is that your sponsorship form?
07:45No. Not many on it. Oh, no, when you're trying to get sponsored. I've been running off of Sheald
07:51Inch, you know, I keep hearing this. Oh, sorry, I've already sponsored somebody. Well, folk just
07:55have no got the money. What about you? Will you sponsor me? Eh, well, I've already sponsored
08:01somebody. Ma! Well, I mean, put me down for a fiver. A fiver? Aye, alright, a tenner then.
08:07Thank you. So how much is that in total? Well, with your tenner and a tenner for Chris, that
08:14makes a grand total of 20. Well, if you cannae get individuals to sponsor you, you're just
08:22going to have to think out the box, like Karen has.
08:25What are you off to? Eh, I need to get to work, but the cake's been safely delivered. At least
08:36that bit of the party's got a plan. What do you mean? The entertainer Chris booked. He went
08:40in a mad bender last night. Kelly Marie said Chris has got to sort it out, though. Aye, so why the panic?
08:45The guy's not answering his phone. They're going to have to drag him out of the pub. He's
08:48half his face. They waiting to be disappointed. Can you juggle? No. Magic tricks? Plate
08:55spinning, that thing where it looks like your thumb's coming. I'm phoning Chris again.
08:58Before you do, what I was saying earlier, I know you're still disappointed about not getting
09:04into the police. Yeah. Aye, but there's nothing I can do about that, except say sorry. Whatever.
09:11And I cannae change the fact that I've fallen in love with Amber. And if me and Amber hadna
09:16got together, then Teddy wouldn't exist, and I know you wouldnae want that. Of course not.
09:21Mum's favourite uncle, am I? Come on, what are you doing wasting time with the wee man going
09:31from Chris? And me and you will get into this madness. He's been on the Guinness again.
09:40That was even worse than last time. Right, let's get you home again.
09:50Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Carnage
09:53Oh, stop it. He's getting ahead of Santa. There's pure carnage over there, by the way. The only
10:11reason they have no trots to play shit is because I managed to find that extra six pack of monster
10:15munch. What am I supposed to do? Come ask me. I've already tried musical stature and
10:19pass the vessel, pin the trail in the reindeer. Mum's poor breathing. Right, maybe we should
10:24tell them there isn't a special guest. What, and Brett Kenzie's hat? Mind you, better
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11:11Coming up guys, the special guest is at the front door!
11:17Is it gonna be Spiderman?
11:19Yeah!
11:20Or Superman?
11:21Yeah!
11:22Or maybe even Batman?
11:25Yeah!
11:26Wow, it's...
11:33What is that?
11:36I told you it was gonna be a superhero!
11:38You did.
11:41I told her really getting behind us, aren't I?
11:46It's impressive, eh?
11:47Well, they certainly raise more money than what I have, but...
11:50Oh, I know, I'm sorry.
11:52I've already sponsored somebody.
11:54Just like everybody, eh?
11:55Mm-hmm.
11:56Well, the bee pot are donating 50 pence every purchase to the charity.
12:00What charity?
12:01Whatever Karen's charity is.
12:04She made a deal with them.
12:05Well, how'd she do that?
12:06I imagine she just asked them.
12:08The vintage store are doing the same thing.
12:10Well, what about that?
12:11Aye.
12:1220% I've written off that Santa rash rail is going to Cannes.
12:15So Cannes get this whole place work for now?
12:17Well...
12:18We're a charity.
12:19Right, well, I'll...
12:20I'll get Caleb and E on my side.
12:21Eh...
12:22It's too late.
12:26Well, that's going to Cannes and all.
12:27She's a smart cookie.
12:29She's going to raise a fortune.
12:30Well, it's great, innit?
12:31Is it hell?
12:32One...
12:33One, two, three, four!
12:34One!
12:35One, two, three, five!
12:37One, two, three, five!
12:54I was too sure about him to begin with, but...
12:56The weeds are loving him. Aye, he's brilliant.
13:01Oh, look at Kenzie's wee face.
13:07Do you think he's all right?
13:16Dog party, I think.
13:32Oh, no, no, do I think he should be doing that?
13:34No, no, I think that's a bit much. Baba, have a wee word.
13:37Right, that's enough now, Mr Grinch.
13:41Oh! There's no need for that!
13:49Right, go out and get Chris. He needs to get his mad mate under control.
13:54Mate, show's over!
13:55Oh, oh, oh!
13:58Oh, oh, oh!
13:59Oh, I see you!
14:00The show's over!
14:01Oh, right, oh!
14:02Baba, get off him!
14:03You're freaking in the wings!
14:05Where's Chris?
14:07Get him on the phone right now!
14:08Well, that's what I'm doing!
14:10Oh, oh, right, oh!
14:12Oh, oh, oh!
14:13Oh, oh!
14:14Oh, oh!
14:15Oh, oh, oh!
14:22Happy birthday again, Zay!
14:23All right?
14:24I should be asking you that.
14:38So this is why you don't need to turn up for your shift at Molly's?
14:41I was going to call you about that.
14:42When?
14:43Once I got going.
14:45Going where?
14:46I'm leaving Shugman's.
14:47Oh, you're no!
14:48Look, the taxi's on its way.
14:50But you're going now?
14:52Aye, in two minutes.
14:53You're considering everything I've done for you,
14:55we're not even going to say goodbye.
15:02Who did this to you?
15:05At least tell me why.
15:07I'm going to miss my taxi.
15:08Well then, you better make it quick.
15:12This was the actual nightmare before Christmas.
15:15Those kids won't sleep for a week.
15:18To be fair, my mate would have been better.
15:20He does it for a living.
15:21Couldn't have been much worse.
15:22Eh, unless you took a dump in the kitchen.
15:24That's Teddy's gig.
15:25So, why was your mate not here?
15:28Well, there was a mix-up with the dates.
15:30They got mad with it last night,
15:32which ran into this morning,
15:33which ran into the afternoon.
15:35It's totally mangled.
15:37Like my flat?
15:38Worse.
15:40But I couldn't bear the thought of letting Kenzie down.
15:42So his flatmate let me borrow a costume.
15:47But why did you go nuts?
15:49Have you not seen the viral videos?
15:52That's what the Grinch does.
15:53He comes in and messes the place up.
15:57You wrecked the place, man.
15:59I thought it would be funny.
16:01I got a bit carried away.
16:02I've never done it before.
16:03But did you not see Kenzie was upset?
16:05I couldn't see it out of the mask.
16:06I thought they were all laughing.
16:09Then you launched me onto the couch.
16:12I thought you were a kid.
16:13Eh, not the best excuse.
16:15What is it?
16:22It's knackered.
16:28What is?
16:31I bought this for Kim's birthday.
16:35You've broken me.
16:37I'm really sorry.
16:39I'll get it fixed.
16:41It's too late for that.
16:45What's that?
16:53It's Kim's handwriting.
16:59I just need a fresh start.
17:01Where are you planning on going?
17:02I might go and see Nicole.
17:03And what you got to do for money?
17:05I haven't got that far yet.
17:06I'll sort something out.
17:08You see?
17:09You've no thought this through.
17:10No, I need to go.
17:11No, you don't.
17:12I do.
17:14Connor.
17:15Who's told you to leave?
17:17You know I can help you.
17:18It's too late for that, Tommy.
17:21You're a good lad.
17:22You've really helped me out.
17:23You deserve a bonus.
17:26Here.
17:29Take that and I'll put the rest of this month's beer into your account.
17:32This is really going to help.
17:34Perfect mates to AA.
17:35They help each other.
17:41Look.
17:42You know how you said Rasheen's been acting a bit weird lately?
17:44Aye.
17:45Well, trust her gut on that.
17:47What do you mean?
17:49I'm sorry, Tommy.
17:52But if you know something, you need to tell me now.
17:58Connor, please!
17:59There you go, Dylan.
18:09On it, Karen.
18:10What can I get you?
18:12Oh, no, you're okay.
18:13I heard you were at the market looking for sponsorship.
18:15Aye, I was, but...
18:16I'm really sorry, but I've already sponsored someone.
18:19No, I don't need your sponsorship, no.
18:22But what I did notice was all the Santa Dash signs everywhere.
18:25At the Bee Pot, the Vintage Stall, even Kelly Marie's.
18:28Yeah, well, they've all been really generous.
18:30And it's all going to your charity.
18:32And that's the idea.
18:34Oh, do you not think you've gone a bit overboard?
18:36Some of yous are trying to raise money on all.
18:38Are you struggling for sponsors?
18:40No, I'm not. I'm not struggling.
18:42It just seems a bit unfair that you've monopolised the Holy Shield inch.
18:46I mean, it's so unfair of me raising all this money for charity.
18:50Aye, but some of yous are trying to raise money on all.
18:52And you've got your paws on most of it.
18:54You've not managed to raise very much.
18:56Well, I mean, that's a pity for your charity.
18:59Well, listen, if you must know, it's been going quite well, actually.
19:02Well, how much have you raised?
19:04500 pounds.
19:06500? And change.
19:08Yeah, well, that's great.
19:10I don't know why you're moaning to me.
19:11How are you feeling?
19:21Relieved.
19:23There hasn't been anything else.
19:25Yeah?
19:26Nothing.
19:28Fingers crossed.
19:30I think it's over.
19:32I'm keeping my toes crossed, you know.
19:35Yeah.
19:36But if you want my professional opinion, I think that might be osteoporosis.
19:39What's up?
19:40Amber had a confrontation with Richard.
19:57Are you okay?
19:59I'm fine.
20:01But the oyster isn't.
20:03What did he say?
20:05He's been given planning permission to gut the place.
20:09Oh, no.
20:11It might mean nothing to the council, but it means everything to us.
20:14Just think of everything that's happened over the years on these booths.
20:18Tell me I met Carly for the first time in here.
20:21She's been in the community for decades.
20:24It's always been a family business, not a faceless corporate outlet.
20:28Hmm.
20:29There must be something we can still do.
20:31Something more that we can bring to the council.
20:34It's not over till it's over.
20:37You can do anything if you get a folk of shielding behind you.
20:41What do you think, Amber?
20:42I can't give up now.
20:44Yeah, we can.
20:47We tried our best and it wasn't good enough.
20:51There's nothing more we can do.
20:54All we've got to do now is face the facts.
20:59We lost.
21:05Wait for me.
21:09Thanks, but I just need some space to think.
21:12I'll see you later.
21:16You had no idea it was there?
21:19Nah.
21:21Why would I?
21:24Well...
21:27Maybe you've got the Grinch to think for that.
21:29Don't know where it is yet.
21:30Don't know where it is yet.
21:36Well it says...
21:39Open when I'm gone.
21:42And she's gone.
21:44And she's gone.
22:02Wow.
22:03Okay, well...
22:04That's something.
22:09Look, do you want us to stay with you?
22:14We can watch it together.
22:15Nah.
22:16I think I'd prefer just to watch it alone.
22:19If you don't mind.
22:20Oh no, of course.
22:23Right, well...
22:25We'll head then.
22:27Thanks...
22:28For the day.
22:31Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
22:33Aye.
22:35I'm just gonna get my laptop and watch this.
22:38Right, okay.
22:39Well...
22:40You'll head then.
22:41No, no, no.
22:42I'm just gonna go there.
22:43Alright.
22:45I'm just gonna go there.
22:46I'm just gonna go there.
22:48I'm just gonna grab onto my laptop.
22:50It's okay.
22:51Maybe it's okay.
22:53I'm just gonna work on that thing.
22:54That's right.
22:56I'm just gonna get it.
22:58Nice to go!
23:00I'm so good.
23:02No.
23:03No.
23:04No, no.
23:05No, no, no.
23:06No.
23:07No.
23:08No.
23:09No.
23:10So, how's your day been?
23:23Er, long.
23:25Teddy was up all night, and even when he was feeding,
23:28he had reflux, so I went through three pairs of pyjamas.
23:32Look, I know it's tough now, but you'll miss those days when they're gone.
23:36Yeah, I could really do with a nap right now.
23:38Yeah, I bet.
23:40But it's moments like those you don't want to miss.
23:43Thanks. I'll, um, bear that in mind.
23:51Sorry, was there something you wanted to see me about?
23:54Look, I only came over to check if you were feeling okay.
23:58I heard the news about the oyster.
24:01Yeah, well, Richard made a point of telling me himself.
24:04I think he enjoyed it.
24:06You must be disappointed.
24:08Disappointed?
24:10I put everything into that campaign.
24:12I'm absolutely devastated.
24:14Yeah, well, we all are.
24:17And I'm absolutely shattered.
24:19Well, now you'll have more time on your hands,
24:22you can start to focus on what's important again.
24:26Meaning what?
24:27Well, you have a child now.
24:41Any luck at the merchant's yard?
24:43Take any money?
24:45About 500 quid.
24:47Oh, that's unbelievable.
24:48Aye, it is.
24:51Completely unbelievable.
24:53Aye, not real.
24:54What have you done now?
24:56Oh, what was I supposed to do?
24:58Karen's got the whole of shield duns wrapped around her wee finger.
25:00What do you mean?
25:01Well, she's getting a kickback for her charity for virtually everyone.
25:04All the stalls.
25:05The mafia would make less money.
25:07Well, so what if she's raising money?
25:10It's all for a good cause.
25:11Aye, but she was so smug about it.
25:13Then when she asked me how much I'd raised,
25:14I could hardly say 20 quid, so I'd just say 500.
25:18Oh, what are you like?
25:19Well, I just slipped out.
25:20And then she'll be blabbing that to everyone,
25:22and I'll never raise as much as that.
25:24Well, you shouldn't have lied.
25:25All I want to do is raise the money for Drew.
25:28I promised him.
25:30Well, if Karen's pulled out all the stops,
25:33then you're just going to have to do the same.
25:35But she's already got everyone at the market.
25:37Aye, but she's not got here.
25:39And?
25:40Well.
25:41We could hold a fundraiser in the pub for your charity.
25:45You know, Christmas tunes and Santa on the decks.
25:49Aye.
25:49Could charge an entrance fee, a fiver.
25:52Could charge a tenner.
25:53People are at their most generous at Christmas.
25:56Aye.
25:57And I'll wipe that smug smell right off Karen's face.
26:00Hmm.
26:00Oh, I've been looking for you.
26:13Thought you wanted to be alone.
26:14Yeah, forget all that.
26:16What's happened?
26:18Too many people have written us off.
26:20And I've had it up to here being told what I can and cannot do.
26:22Sounds like the caffeine from your coffee's kicking in.
26:26Richard might have the council on his side.
26:29But the sale hasn't gone through yet.
26:31So?
26:32So we've got people power on our side.
26:35And I'll tell you this.
26:36I'm not going to sit down and shut up while a bunch of suits take away the things we love most about Shield Inch.
26:41So what are we going to do?
26:42We're going to force AJ to reject Richard's offer.
26:47How?
26:48We'll have a protest.
26:50Here at the Oyster.
26:51That'll spread the word.
26:53We'll force AJ to change his mind.
27:00But that video was Kim's last ever message to you.
27:04What if I cannae handle it?
27:05Be strong enough to hear what Kim has to say.
27:08I can't watch Teddy.
27:09But you have to.
27:10Amber, I'm really sorry.
27:12But Bob's phoned in sick.
27:13Why isn't Amber here yet?
27:15Small bit nighty.
27:16We've got this right.
27:17I'll need to tell him eventually.
27:18Alex is going to do a run in this place on his end.
27:21You've got to be joking.
27:22You see me laughing.
27:42Oh, really?
27:51I mean, you Jasper.
27:54You've got to be saying it.
27:59You're like, oh.
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