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00:00Yeah, no, we'll take it, we'll take it, and we'll be with you around three, is that okay?
00:27Okay, all right, ta, bye, bye, um, right, er, the rucksacks are in the wardrobe, so whilst we're with Dylan, I'm going to need you to pack the car.
00:36We are doing the right thing, aren't we?
00:39Well, then we've got no choice after what that scumbag said to you.
00:42What about Dylan? Marlon, it feels like we're throwing him to the wolves.
00:47I hate that as much as you do, it's destroying me, to think what he might wake up to if he wakes up, but what's the alternative?
00:54What's the alternative? We stay here like sitting ducks.
00:57We're going to need to take her.
00:59But if she finds out what we're doing now, she'll never leave him.
01:04Ready?
01:07Um, listen, we need to draw a line under yesterday.
01:15Everything will be fine, as long as we follow what Ray says.
01:20Agreed?
01:23Dad?
01:24If that's what you think's best.
01:38What are you wearing that for?
01:40Flaming generator's gone off.
01:42Oh, tell me you're joking.
01:44Well, this is working.
01:46Ah, battery.
01:48Talk about trouble comes in threes.
01:55Try tens.
01:56Do you reckon Nora will be able to fix it?
01:58It's old.
01:59It might not be salvageable, but I don't know what we're going to do if he can't.
02:03Nick some lecky off pallard.
02:08Voicemail!
02:09Naturally.
02:10Let me know when you get through to him.
02:12Oh, you've saved me a knock.
02:18I'm in a rush, but if you want to have a word with Sam, you can do something private.
02:22You good at that?
02:25Oh.
02:26Er, fetching.
02:28That was a warm welcome, wasn't it?
02:30Ah, she's just having a may.
02:32It's flaming lecky's gone again, in the middle of me shower.
02:35You shower?
02:36Joking.
02:37Anyway, small talk over.
02:39I have a job for you.
02:40Erm, so, if you wouldn't mind slipping into something a little bit less comfortable.
02:44Oh, I would, but it's me day off.
02:46It was your day off.
02:47There's a dry stone wall, needs doing, and it's got your name on it.
02:50Can it not wait till tomorrow?
02:52I've got this place to fix.
02:53I'm afraid not.
02:54It's next to Ice's stables, which makes it a national emergency.
02:59If that horse got out.
03:01I don't want to let you down after everything you've done.
03:05Then don't.
03:07Oh, jealous.
03:17I can do with a break.
03:19Sorry?
03:19The bags.
03:20You going anywhere nice?
03:22Oh, I wish.
03:23Just a charity shop, having a clear out.
03:27I couldn't ask you a cheeky favour, could I?
03:29We've got a Frisian we've fought right, and Paddy didn't get round to it yesterday, and the smell...
03:33Can you not see that I'm busy?
03:35I'm sorry, it's just, it's...
03:36Ness is in.
03:37She'll squeeze you in.
03:39Sure.
03:40Look, I don't mean to be funny.
03:42Um, just, I could do with a day without animals.
03:45Yeah, I get it.
03:47Where's that from there?
03:48Yeah, miniature poodle.
03:49You need danger, wouldn't you?
03:51Whoa!
03:52All right, mate.
03:53Speed on him, do you see that?
03:55You need eyes in the back of your head round here.
03:57Yeah.
03:59Excellent.
03:59Every year, some bloke spouts the same rubbish.
04:12Well, yeah, because it's set at Christmas, so how's it not a Christmas film?
04:14Right, so Gremlins is a Christmas film, hmm?
04:16Batman Returns.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Iron Man 3.
04:20Well, yeah, I suppose.
04:23I don't even believe your own argument.
04:25Look, right, it's just, they're different, okay?
04:28Because, you know, Die Hard, it's a classic.
04:29Home Alone is a classic.
04:31Lewis, what's better, Die Hard or Home Alone?
04:36I've never seen them, or Gremlins, or what else you're talking about.
04:39You've seen none of them?
04:41No, you know, I like musicals.
04:43Okay, so, um, so what's your favourite film?
04:47Where There's No Singing?
04:50Um, A Christmas Carol, but the classic with Alec Guinness.
04:56Now, there's a film. You've got taste.
04:58And the book's even better.
04:59I read it every Christmas.
05:03Lydia, this Christmas fair, I was thinking, um, instead of Santa,
05:07maybe we should get a honk in a vest.
05:09You what? Well, apparently it's festive.
05:11It's still a Christmas film, all right?
05:12It's right at the toilet.
05:13I won't ask, but I will ask how many tickets you've signed.
05:17Claudette.
05:18Why asking me? You're the one selling tickets.
05:21No, I'm doing food, you know, this being a cafe.
05:23We agreed this weeks ago we were all selling tickets.
05:26But she put me on games.
05:27She never mentioned anything about tickets.
05:30Well, how are the games coming along, then?
05:31Well, that's what I was wondering.
05:33She still hasn't told me what they are.
05:34What do you think I haven't told you?
05:36You're supposed to come up with them.
05:38Well, you never mentioned anything about...
05:40Plows.
05:41You know, when you make a brew,
05:42do you need telling to boil the water?
05:44Right, so we've got a Christmas fair in three days.
05:48We've got no tickets, we've got no games.
05:50Brilliant.
05:51Well, it looks like someone's going to have to take charge here, doesn't it?
05:53And it looks like that someone is muggings here.
06:01I'm really sorry for Vanessa being on her own again.
06:04Do you think Rona might be able to cover some shifts
06:07while I'm camping out here?
06:08I can ask.
06:12You all right?
06:14Sure, yeah.
06:15It's just that you had to rush off yesterday
06:18and you didn't see me yourself.
06:20I'm worried, that's all.
06:23Dylan, you know, it's shaking him.
06:25Yeah, it's shaking us all.
06:27But we'll get through it, together.
06:31Better ring Randy.
06:32I need you as much as I did that first night on the streets.
06:44I swore to Bex that I would look after you
06:47and I let you both down.
06:50You've let no-one down, love.
06:56I made a promise.
06:58And now I've got to make that right.
07:02So I'm going to be here
07:03every day
07:05by your side until you wake up.
07:10We should be going.
07:12I'll get the bus home, let's...
07:14Sweetheart.
07:15I'm not leaving him, Dad.
07:18He'll get there.
07:20You'll make it.
07:21How can you be so sure?
07:22The doctor said we need to prepare for the work.
07:24Because he's the toughest kid I know.
07:27He's bounced back from everything that life's thrown at him.
07:29And he'll do it again, I can feel it.
07:30But, darling,
07:32the doctor's doing his rounds.
07:34Rona's parked so up,
07:35she's got Ivy and Leo in the car.
07:36You'll just be in the way of here.
07:45I'll be back soon.
07:47I promise.
07:47I promise.
07:47How does it even work out?
08:05What's that, five-pounder needle?
08:08People who leave it late
08:09cannot afford to be choosy.
08:11It's not that late.
08:12Might as well put a coffin in your living room.
08:14Oh, not that flaring door will come again.
08:20That nerve.
08:21Oh, let me guess.
08:22Monty's done another whoopsie on you.
08:25Is that Sam?
08:26What the hell's he doing?
08:27He's supposed to be a friend of mine.
08:29And there he is stealing my electricity.
08:34They're desperate, aren't they?
08:35That is no excuse.
08:38I'm surprised they haven't done it before now.
08:41They have.
08:42Well, this time I'll call the police.
08:44Oh, Eric, away, man.
08:46It's Christmas.
08:49Why don't we have some fun instead?
08:50I'm going to bring my speaker in later.
08:57It's far too quiet in that room.
09:00You know how people are scared of the dark?
09:01Dylan's like that, but with sound.
09:07Hiya.
09:12Is Leo's tummy playing up again?
09:16What?
09:19No.
09:20I'm sorry, sweetheart.
09:22No.
09:23No, no, you can't.
09:24What are you doing?
09:25We can't be here.
09:26But Dylan, they'll kill him.
09:27You know they will.
09:28I have to put you first.
09:29You're my daughter.
09:30Keeping you safe.
09:31That's my number one job.
09:32We are not leaving him.
09:45Gary, the box were open.
09:49I reckon someone must have been trying to steal.
09:51Eric's lucky?
09:53What?
09:54Yeah, I heard noises.
09:56Good job of her around.
09:59I wonder if this is what's caused the fire.
10:03Fire?
10:04With the tempo.
10:05Have you not heard?
10:06And power cut as well.
10:08Half of Main Street's out.
10:10Oh, no.
10:14Sam, you've heard about Kim, haven't you?
10:17What about her?
10:20She's dead.
10:21Apparently she was in the salon having a blow-dry
10:24and she lit up like a Christmas tree.
10:28You're having me on.
10:31Yes, I am.
10:32And it's a good job for you, isn't it?
10:34I'm just going to borrow it for a few days.
10:38He's not happy.
10:40Shuts his face.
10:40He's like an angry little tomato.
10:43Pollard?
10:43He knows?
10:45Mm-hmm.
10:45Been watching you the whole time.
10:49He's not going to call police, is he?
10:51I can't get locked up.
10:53We can't afford it.
10:56Go on, get your cell away.
10:58Hurry up.
11:14He's in hospital.
11:26He's safe.
11:27What, where anyone can get to him?
11:28What, if it was me laying there, would you still be staying the same?
11:30Why are you doing this?
11:34No, we're not arguing, love.
11:36There's nothing to worry about.
11:37You put your headphones back on.
11:39If we stay where they can get to us,
11:42it won't just be Dylan in that hospital, it'll be you, or me, or runner.
11:45Leo, is that what you want?
11:46We have to go somewhere where no-one can find us.
11:49And what about Gran?
11:50Have you thought about her in all of this?
11:52They wouldn't.
11:53Hurt her?
11:53Yeah, of course they would.
11:55They'll do anything to get to anybody they want.
11:56You know that, because that's why we're running.
11:58Marlon.
11:58We'll call her when we get to the B&B.
12:00Come on, we're going.
12:01This is insane.
12:05No, no, we can't leave him.
12:06Stop driving.
12:08Stop.
12:09Is he paying her?
12:12That's the kid from the village on the bike.
12:25You going somewhere?
12:26What's in the boot?
12:42Don't tell me.
12:44Um, three rucksacks and a red holder.
12:48Am I right?
12:50Am I right?
12:51You see, I have eyes and ears all over.
12:57Listen, Rick, it was stupid, but they're new to this.
13:02And I promise it will not happen again.
13:03And from now on, we will do everything that you say.
13:07Good.
13:07And, um, honestly, I will make them fall into line.
13:11And I'll be back to work for you whenever you want.
13:16Well, that was never in doubt.
13:18Now, if you're planning a little holiday, then all I would ask is that you run it past me first.
13:25Who knows?
13:26I might be able to put you up somewhere.
13:28I hear that Newcastle's really nice this time of year.
13:31Isn't it, April?
13:33No, Marlon.
13:33Now, why don't I and my little cavalcade escort you back to the village?
13:43Hmm?
13:43Save on any accidents, yeah?
13:46Nice headphones, little man.
13:59Hey, up.
14:00Hi.
14:01Zach, in a bowl.
14:02Oh, you've just missed him, mate.
14:04Everything all right?
14:06Not really.
14:07Generator's jacked in.
14:09Oh, mate.
14:10It's my day off.
14:11I should be at home sorting stuff, but Joe wants my dry stone flaming wallie.
14:15What?
14:16You're a gamekeeper.
14:17You're not trained to do that, besides it's back-breaking.
14:20I shouldn't be moaning, but it's a two-man job.
14:22What, you doing it on your own?
14:24He is taking the mick.
14:27Hey, he's on to a good thing with you.
14:29You should clone yourself.
14:30Come and work up here.
14:32Mum would have it in a heartbeat.
14:33Really?
14:35Yeah!
14:38Well, I'm never going to get this finished in a day.
14:40Well, look, Dom.
14:41If he wants it doing, he can pay for it, Sam.
14:43Celia's got workers.
14:44Point him in her direction.
14:45Well, I would.
14:47No, no, no, Sam.
14:48Either you make a stand now, or you're giving him permission to walk all over you.
14:51I handled it all wrong.
15:00I thought I'd...
15:02I just...
15:03I thought...
15:04that you could save us.
15:06That we could all just disappear into the night.
15:11If only.
15:14It's never going to happen.
15:17It's never going to happen.
15:25I love you, Dad.
15:26And...
15:27And I hate that I have brought all of this into our lives.
15:33But...
15:34There really is no way to be a hero in all of this.
15:39Joe, I can't do it.
15:49The wall.
15:50I can't do it.
15:52Is that why you haven't even started it yet?
15:55Aye?
15:55Yeah, I know.
15:56I came to check on you.
15:57To say that I am disappointed is a bit of an understatement.
16:01There's no point in starting it, because I'm never going to get it finished.
16:04It's a two-man job minimum.
16:06Or one person repaying a favour.
16:09Well, I don't want to break me back, do it, eh?
16:11You're just going to have to get someone else out to help me.
16:13What if I could, had I not blown the budget, giving an advance to one of my employees?
16:18Budget?
16:21You're shopping for a new car.
16:23It's probably worth more than my house.
16:25I know when someone's trying it on.
16:26Okay.
16:28Why don't we just rewind?
16:30Do this again.
16:31I want that wall.
16:33Finished.
16:34By the end of the day.
16:36No!
16:37I've told you, it's not happening!
16:39People like Ray and Celia, you do not escape them.
16:44And they won't listen to reason.
16:46She's right.
16:48The only way that this will ever end is if we stick together, all of us.
16:55And as long as I do everything that Ray asks.
16:58And if he asks you to sleep with another sleazeball...
17:00You think he enjoyed clearing up a murder?
17:05No.
17:05All I'll need to do is do everything that Ray asks until he decides that the debt's cleared.
17:13And then we'll be free.
17:14And in the meantime, you keep swimming in that sewer with perverts and drug addicts.
17:19Do you think I can let you do that?
17:22What other option have we got?
17:24We've tried it your way.
17:27Like I said, I know these people.
17:29All they care about is money.
17:31Right, I'm doing stolen, gingerbread, tiffin and mince pies.
17:39And I've sold ten tickets.
17:42It's a start.
17:43Which we need to ramp up, pronto.
17:45It's a good job we don't have to fork out for a singer.
17:47Oh, you got someone?
17:48Bob's dusting off his lame jacket.
17:50Bells bells.
17:51Is that the best we can do?
17:52No, it's the best I can do, considering I'm soldering most of this.
17:55Right, I'm going to do a ticket drop at the Wally,
17:57but I want anyone who comes into this cafe to put their hands in their pockets.
18:00Comprende?
18:02I understand English perfectly well, thank you.
18:04So I don't know what all that brush was about.
18:11Can I interest you in a ticket for the Christmas Fet?
18:14Maybe later.
18:15It's for a good cause.
18:17I'm a bit low on funds.
18:19Paddy.
18:21Oh, I'm not really feeling very festive, to be honest.
18:24No, of course not.
18:26What was I thinking?
18:27How is the lad doing?
18:29No change.
18:30Sorry, I'm going to get to the hospital.
18:31Of course.
18:32Give him my love.
18:34I still can't believe you haven't seen Dayard.
18:36Are you still banging on about that?
18:38Well, I can't believe you haven't read A Christmas Carol.
18:40That's a real shocker.
18:42Do you actually, like, read it every year?
18:44Without fail, it's like, you know, putting up the tree.
18:46So how many times have you, you know...
18:48Fourteen.
18:49Wow.
18:49Just wow.
18:52Tell you what, this year I'll do you a deal.
18:53Right, I will read A Christmas Carol and you can watch Dayard with me.
18:57Sure.
18:58Yeah, I'm up for that.
18:59Because you seriously have been missing out.
19:01Hey, you're the one missing out, mate.
19:02Bruce Willis on all fours.
19:03You will love it.
19:04Oh, no, sorry.
19:07When I meant all fours, I didn't mean, you know...
19:09It is fine.
19:10I've seen the clips.
19:12I know what you meant.
19:18What?
19:18Fancy snuggling up on the sofa, do we?
19:21Oh, don't be daft.
19:22Then why are you blushing?
19:24Because of what I just... I just said, you know...
19:26Sure.
19:28Sure.
19:29Oh, I gave you one simple task.
19:37It's backbreaking.
19:39You want to try it in your fancy suit.
19:40No, it's not my role.
19:42Yeah.
19:42Because you'd probably struggle picking up a piece of toast.
19:45Okay.
19:45Let me remind you who you are speaking to.
19:47I saved you.
19:49All right?
19:49I saved you.
19:50Have you any idea the charges you would have faced
19:53about that whole Christmas tree fiasco if it weren't for me?
19:56And I'm grateful for that.
19:58But it doesn't mean...
19:59Most people wouldn't have even let you back on their land.
20:02Let alone keep your job.
20:04We're supposed to be mates.
20:06Why do you always make out like you're better than me?
20:08Yeah, because maybe I am.
20:09At spotting scams, at least.
20:13I mean, for goodness sake,
20:14if you're going to buy Jason Donovan tickets,
20:16at least make sure that it's from a reputable website.
20:20Right.
20:22At least I don't go around breaking families up.
20:26Careful.
20:27You do not want to make an enemy of me, Sam.
20:29Or what?
20:30You'll nick my kidney, you know?
20:32You are skating on ridiculously thin ice right now.
20:35Thinner than the ice, Amy fell through.
20:37Right, no...
20:38No, no, don't bother sacking me.
20:39Again.
20:40Because I quit.
20:41Because I quit.
20:51Pathetic.
20:54What kind of man can't even protect his own kids?
20:56This is not about being a man.
20:58No.
21:03I'm not letting this happen.
21:05She's never going back to dealing for that filth.
21:08So what are we going to do?
21:09I listened to everything she told us.
21:10I think I get what they are now.
21:11She's right what she said.
21:12The only thing that scum care about is money.
21:13We've tried the police.
21:14We've tried running.
21:15There's only one thing left.
21:16We pay off April's debt.
21:17With what?
21:18I don't know.
21:19But however much it takes we pay them.
21:20Even if that takes every penny we've got.
21:21We've got.
21:22We've got.
21:23We've got.
21:24We've got to pay off April's debt.
21:25I don't know.
21:26But however much it takes we pay them.
21:27Even if that takes every penny we've got.
21:31I don't know. But however much it takes, we pay them.
21:36Even if that takes every penny we've got.
22:01I don't know.
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