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A young, genius professor faces temptation and love that tests his morals.
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00:00:00Oh my God, Henley.
00:00:07Oh my God.
00:00:12You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:22You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:28You know what? Let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:32What can't be happening?
00:00:34I'm afraid it's the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance has expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry. I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay?
00:00:58Oh my God.
00:01:02What am I gonna do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:07There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me.
00:01:10Are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that gonna do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:19A deluxe mail order bride service?
00:01:22Hello.
00:01:23Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas. We found you a bidder.
00:01:43We found you a bidder.
00:02:13You're royal highness.
00:02:14Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:15Excellent.
00:02:16We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:17The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:19She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:20Marcus is here.
00:02:21We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:22No need.
00:02:23I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:24Dima!
00:02:25Edward!
00:02:26Edward!
00:02:27Oh, I'm sorry, my love, I don't know what came over me.
00:02:28The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:31She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:35We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:37No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:50Dima!
00:02:51Edward!
00:02:54I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:57I do.
00:02:58She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:03Your majesty, please.
00:03:06No.
00:03:15If either of you step foot in this palace again,
00:03:20I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:25Now get out.
00:03:28I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:31It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:45And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:49I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:52You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:58The one he craves for himself.
00:04:01Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:03I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:08But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:11You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:15He says to the jewel of the crown.
00:04:16You are to find a new bride.
00:04:17You only have my wife.
00:04:18You never may not go in the afternoon.
00:04:19But I know the child.
00:04:21You are a real bride.
00:04:22You are to find an new bride for a new bride.
00:04:23You are to be named in the new bride.
00:04:24You'll be named for a new bride.
00:04:25You are to be named after all.
00:04:26You are to be named by the book of the crown.
00:04:28R.E. Douglas, spread your arms please.
00:04:51Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:57Is that really necessary?
00:05:00Your bag, please.
00:05:01You're not my date, are you?
00:05:05I shouldn't have signed up for this. No, I'm sorry. I think I'm just gonna go.
00:05:08Mom? Mom?
00:05:09Your Highness.
00:05:16Prince Edward.
00:05:21His Royal Highness, Prince Edward Pearcement of Australia. That's your service.
00:05:29R.E. Douglas of Queens.
00:05:32Not a bad start.
00:05:35This is a joke, right? I mean, why would a prince need a mail order bride?
00:05:39Have I read your profile? You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:45But you're hiding something. You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:50You don't know anything about me.
00:05:52Precisely.
00:05:54So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest?
00:06:02You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:06:12Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:14No.
00:06:16Follow her.
00:06:26How are you feeling, Till?
00:06:27Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:29We were just worried about you.
00:06:31What's wrong?
00:06:36I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:38What?
00:06:39Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:41What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:43Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:46It's alright.
00:06:47It's alright.
00:06:48We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:52I apologise, Miss Douglas.
00:06:57Could I have a word outside?
00:06:59You're doing this for your sister?
00:07:08Well done.
00:07:09Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:11If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:16Anything she needs.
00:07:18Wait, you're serious?
00:07:20Yes.
00:07:22But, if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:45What now?
00:07:50I love you, sis.
00:08:07Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:11What, so you just kissed me and left?
00:08:12I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:15But I must cast you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:18Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:21It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:23And fast.
00:08:26Your new life starts now.
00:08:29Mum?
00:08:40Mum?
00:08:41This is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:44Oh, hi.
00:08:45Um...
00:08:46Greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:48Oh, my goodness.
00:09:05My god.
00:09:06She didn't even teach you how to curtsy.
00:09:07God, I'm sorry.
00:09:08Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:24So you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:27I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:33Sorry you ended up with a dad, but, um...
00:09:36Hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:39Run away before the wedding.
00:09:41Come with me.
00:09:43Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:51Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:56I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:10:00I'm already late for our first appointment.
00:10:30From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:11:00Yes, queen.
00:11:05Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:09I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:11Let's drop those heels.
00:11:23Why did Edward find a savage?
00:11:25Isn't it obvious?
00:11:27She's a whore.
00:11:28You must have fallen in love with her.
00:11:31Almost between her legs.
00:11:34She'll be gone as soon as he gets borrowed of fucking a present.
00:11:45Go away!
00:11:54So this is true?
00:11:55Who are you?
00:11:58Your predecessor.
00:12:05You have a very pretty face.
00:12:08If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:12Is that a threat?
00:12:14No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:16Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:26And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:34Harry?
00:12:36Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:42Harry?
00:12:44Harry?
00:12:45Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:12:58My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:12:59That's great, hen.
00:13:00I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:01Oh, gotta go.
00:13:02Dog's here.
00:13:03Love you.
00:13:04Love you.
00:13:05Harry?
00:13:06Harry?
00:13:07I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:09My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:12That's great, hen.
00:13:14I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:17Oh, gotta go.
00:13:18Dog's here.
00:13:19Love you.
00:13:21Love you.
00:13:23Harry?
00:13:24Harry?
00:13:26Harry?
00:13:27It's a big day.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:38Let's get this over with.
00:13:52You look radiant.
00:14:05I'm sorry.
00:14:06It's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:09My father...
00:14:10I'm just doing this for Anthony.
00:14:12Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:18Prince Edward, you're about.
00:14:20Harry, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:30With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:38Let us share our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together.
00:14:43Together.
00:14:46Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:50I do.
00:14:51And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:56I do.
00:14:57And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:14:58You may kiss the bride.
00:14:59Arrest that man!
00:15:00Arrest that man!
00:15:01Arrest that man!
00:15:02What's the meaning of this?
00:15:04You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:06Explain yourself.
00:15:07Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:09What fiancé?
00:15:10What fiancé?
00:15:11Princess Dima.
00:15:12Princess Dima.
00:15:13Arrest that man!
00:15:20What's the meaning of this?
00:15:22You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:25Explain yourself.
00:15:27Last night, the Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:34What fiancé?
00:15:35Princess Dima.
00:15:43I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:46And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:49That is a lie. Take him away.
00:15:52You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:56Ari? Ari?
00:16:00Ari!
00:16:02Ari!
00:16:10Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:13You scoundrel!
00:16:16It was you that put those brutists on Dima.
00:16:18What do you care?
00:16:20Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now, anyway.
00:16:24What happened to you?
00:16:26We used to be like brothers.
00:16:28If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:30I'd already have the crown.
00:16:33That's what this is about.
00:16:35You discredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:38It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:40My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:43He was a younger twin!
00:16:44By what?
00:16:45Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:47Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:51And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:56I am.
00:16:59But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:17:03Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me, and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:07They won't stand anyway.
00:17:09Oh, they will.
00:17:09Now, I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:15If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:20Oh, my God!
00:17:24Oh, my God!
00:17:28Oh, my God!
00:17:42Oh, my God.
00:17:43Oh, my God!
00:17:47You've reached the chicken's hen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:55Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:17That's gonna take some getting used to.
00:18:47It's an honour to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:19:07I wish I could say the same.
00:19:10It's good that you're here, though. Sign this.
00:19:15An annulment agreement?
00:19:16Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:23Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:27I can't.
00:19:29You can, and you will.
00:19:32No. Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:38Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:41This feels wrong.
00:19:50Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:54Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:58You asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown, so I did.
00:20:21The girls are commoner.
00:20:23No, father.
00:20:25She is my wife.
00:20:26I will not let you change that.
00:20:40I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:42I don't want your apologies.
00:20:44I want the truth.
00:20:46Marcus, did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:51No.
00:20:53My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:56Why should I believe you?
00:20:58Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:21:02I don't know.
00:21:04I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:10When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:15And then I found you.
00:21:17We barely know each other.
00:21:18Then give me a chance.
00:21:20I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister, and it resonated with me because
00:21:27I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:34Edward.
00:21:36Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:40And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:44I'm innocent.
00:21:47Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:50I never kissed the bride.
00:22:09It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:20I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:39I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:41I can't.
00:22:47Mom?
00:22:48Mom?
00:22:51What's wrong?
00:22:55Ari, I'm innocent of God.
00:22:58so you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life
00:23:14it wasn't like that that big shiny ring suggests otherwise
00:23:19edward is paying for him these treatments he's the reason she's in this hospital
00:23:25why what does he get out of it me you sold yourself to him is that what you're telling me friendly mom
00:23:37friendly
00:23:45this is dr mortimer my private physician i recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away
00:23:52it's risky but it could save henry's life
00:23:56ari your medical records shows you could be an ideal donor
00:24:00just show me where to sign doc
00:24:02i don't even know this person she's gonna be a quack
00:24:05if edward trusts him then so do i
00:24:07we will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately
00:24:12mom
00:24:27oh sweetheart here have some water
00:24:30he hasn't left your side
00:24:35i'm so sorry about before
00:24:38i was just struggling so much without you here
00:24:42and they
00:24:43she's still sleeping
00:24:45but the surgery was a success
00:24:47i can't believe what you did for your sister
00:24:52selling yourself to this man
00:24:54what they're saying about him
00:24:58in the papers
00:25:00it's all lies mom
00:25:01mom someone's trying to get him
00:25:03doctor
00:25:06ari's awake
00:25:08ever
00:25:13ever
00:25:17ever
00:25:19ever
00:25:21ever
00:25:25ever
00:25:29ever
00:25:30ever
00:25:31ever
00:25:32ever
00:25:57ever
00:25:58ever
00:25:59ever
00:26:00ever
00:26:01ever
00:26:02I'm not your pal.
00:26:07That wasn't very nice.
00:26:09Field trip's over.
00:26:11We need to get you and the princess to the safe house.
00:26:13Now.
00:26:32How are you feeling now?
00:26:39Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:42They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:44He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:48Try to push out your mind.
00:26:50I can't.
00:26:52I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:26:56I nearly lost you.
00:26:58You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:27:02Why?
00:27:04You know why?
00:27:08Say it, Laurie.
00:27:12Say it.
00:27:14Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:19And I can't let you go.
00:27:32Your dad all spoke before!
00:27:34My dad loved himkur.
00:27:36I'll see you, Edward.
00:27:37Dad got together.
00:27:38I felt like I had just sleep before.
00:27:39I felt like I hätte he could go forward.
00:27:41I had had a little figure.
00:27:42I didn't want to cheater there.
00:27:44That lady hadелич bonheur until she went down.
00:27:46He stayed quiet.
00:27:47I had no idea.
00:27:48If a preacher knew she was very normal.
00:27:50He's gone away.
00:27:51He asked how he wanted to walk on fire tonight.
00:27:53He had to walk around the place.
00:27:54He used to come to the machine.
00:27:55Hello.
00:28:15I'm sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:19Oh wow.
00:28:20Again?
00:28:21Yeah, well it was going to take us to breakfast but we're not allowed to be.
00:28:24Percy.
00:28:31So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:34Sorry, Your Highnesses, but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:38But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:40Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:43Well, that could be difficult. He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:45Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:48Marcus.
00:28:54I know it's not the perfect honeymoon, but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakwell when I was a boy.
00:29:07It was my mother's favourite place.
00:29:10No wonder. It's beautiful.
00:29:12It's beautiful.
00:29:21Can I help you, sir?
00:29:22I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Arya on their honeymoon.
00:29:25Prince Edward is welcome.
00:29:27The lady is not.
00:29:29Excuse me.
00:29:30King's orders, Your Highness.
00:29:32He doesn't recognise her as a member of the Royal Family.
00:29:36The Lady is the Duke of the Crystal House.
00:29:39How dare you question my wife to dismiss her?
00:29:43I'll have you discharged.
00:29:45I'll deal with this.
00:29:46Let us through you, lad.
00:29:51That's an order.
00:29:52Your order doesn't outtrack the King's?
00:29:54Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:56There's currently a threat on the lives of both the Prince and the Princess.
00:30:01Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:30:03Easy I'm sorry my love this is outrageous oh believe me this is not my first traffic fight
00:30:16let me show you how we resolve things the American way
00:30:33well you've been about as useful as a screen door and a submarine kit
00:30:39you know I like this better than the palace it feels more I don't know
00:31:02like home yeah if your home has 23 bathrooms 30,000 acres and a dozen horses
00:31:09then sure oh you'll love this every Christmas we used to put a play on for the adults
00:31:18oh are we Peter Pan one year and here is my costume from the nutcracker
00:31:27oh Prince Charming at your service milady oh my hero
00:31:39it suits you
00:31:45well maybe our kids will wear these one day good practice for the real thing
00:31:52ah another family tradition my first kill in fact
00:32:03wait you killed the stag
00:32:05Edward that's horrible
00:32:09Edward that's horrible
00:32:12well no it's heritage there are mounts here dating back to the 18th century
00:32:20oh really and did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads
00:32:23you're being ridiculous
00:32:26me I find it ridiculous no barbaric that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport
00:32:32and we don't butcher them we have the utmost respect for our game
00:32:37your game your game if you had respect for your game you wouldn't call it your game
00:32:44god how could have been so wrong about you
00:32:46what does that mean
00:32:48you're just like one of them a little snob with a big gun
00:32:52you're judging me because of my class
00:32:56yes
00:32:56killing things who impress people it's horrible
00:33:00beg your pardon
00:33:01not now Percy
00:33:02not now Percy
00:33:03apologies your highnesses
00:33:04but I think you're going to want to see this
00:33:07how are you feeling now your highness
00:33:12see for yourself
00:33:13Edward has to face justice
00:33:22we can't be ruled by a criminal
00:33:24the prince is innocent until proven guilty
00:33:27and he'll have his day in court
00:33:30there is something else you should know about him
00:33:33darling
00:33:34he called off our wedding
00:33:37so that he could marry an American prostitute named Ari Douglas
00:33:42how dare they
00:33:44these people are not fit to wear the crown
00:33:47we'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore
00:33:52a persuasive argument
00:33:54let's hope the public disagrees
00:33:57you've not only brought this family into disrepute Edward
00:34:04but the crown itself
00:34:06you really believe the accusations
00:34:09will they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner
00:34:13I'll give you one last chance to end this farce
00:34:17sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press
00:34:20no
00:34:24Ari is my wife
00:34:27now and forever
00:34:30so be it
00:34:32your marriage stands
00:34:35you honor me father
00:34:36I'm not only father to you
00:34:39I'm father to this nation
00:34:41and I will not have you jeopardize the crown
00:34:44Xavier
00:34:46you shall be my successor
00:34:48and the new crown prince of Estria
00:34:51you can't do that
00:34:57it goes against convention
00:34:59but these are unconventional times
00:35:01no you can't
00:35:03do that because I don't want it
00:35:05it's not about what you want
00:35:06we're at war with your cousin
00:35:09and maybe with Latina soon too
00:35:11we need a show of strength
00:35:13giving in to Marcus's games
00:35:15that's a show of strength
00:35:17it wipes the slate clean
00:35:20Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy
00:35:23you'll marry a woman of stature
00:35:26and sire and heir
00:35:28are you blind?
00:35:36or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:39what are you talking about now?
00:35:40I won't marry
00:35:42I won't have an heir
00:35:45and I won't be king
00:35:47because I'm gay
00:35:50the monarchy is above sexuality
00:35:56Xavier
00:35:56is your crown too tight around the cranium?
00:36:00I'd rather announce all my titles
00:36:02than continue living this lie
00:36:03what have I done to deserve these boys?
00:36:08you know that's a good question
00:36:09you have two incredible brave sons
00:36:12but you didn't do anything to deserve them
00:36:15no I'm warning you
00:36:16father
00:36:17no honestly
00:36:17it's okay
00:36:18I've got this
00:36:19you think I'm scared of you Maxwell?
00:36:22I'm not
00:36:23I'm just so disappointed
00:36:25you see I never met my dad
00:36:28and when we first met
00:36:30I thought I would finally feel
00:36:31what it's like to have a real father
00:36:33and no honestly
00:36:35I'm
00:36:35I'm
00:36:37I wish I'd never found out
00:36:39you say you're father to the nation
00:36:42you're not even a good father to your own sons
00:36:45thank you
00:36:56thank you
00:36:57what's this?
00:37:08oh that's black pudding
00:37:08it's made from blood
00:37:12you don't have to eat it
00:37:15no no it's fine
00:37:17I'll try it
00:37:18actually I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stack thing
00:37:24after our argument with your dad
00:37:27I kind of
00:37:28I realized how different our upbringings were
00:37:30it wasn't fair to judge you for that
00:37:32I appreciate that
00:37:36and um
00:37:37what you said to him too
00:37:40morning
00:37:52the king has arranged for princess Ari to make her first public appearance
00:37:59what?
00:37:59he said
00:38:00and I quote
00:38:01put that girl on TV
00:38:03she's got some fire in her belly
00:38:05he thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people
00:38:09well that is great news
00:38:11he did have one stipulation
00:38:13you're to return to the palace ma'am
00:38:15for lessons in etiquette
00:38:16and he'll be your personal tutor
00:38:19princess ariana
00:38:33forgive me
00:38:38my behavior
00:38:42has been unbecoming
00:38:44yeah I don't really know what that means
00:38:46yeah I don't really know what that means
00:38:46but um
00:38:47apologies
00:38:48accepted
00:38:49Estrians respect their kings
00:38:51but they love their queens
00:38:53so
00:38:54we have to work on your decorum
00:38:56thankfully you'll be learning from the best
00:38:59that's not a very decorum-y thing to say your majesty
00:39:02the word you're looking for is decorus
00:39:04and I'm not talking about myself
00:39:06I'm talking about your mother-in-law
00:39:08Christmas is a time of joy
00:39:17notice her posture
00:39:19and of her
00:39:20her poise
00:39:21of streeter
00:39:22as though you have an iron rod
00:39:24across the street
00:39:25to everyone watching
00:39:27this is your etiquette lesson
00:39:28not mine
00:39:28repeat after
00:39:30my husband and I
00:39:31would like to wish you
00:39:34a very merry Christmas
00:39:36well you said all the words in
00:39:39with the right heart
00:39:40what was she like
00:39:44a lot like you
00:39:46she had a very kind way
00:39:48with people
00:39:49her charity work
00:39:50was her life
00:39:51boys were devastated
00:39:54to lose her
00:39:54and you
00:39:57it's
00:40:01never been the same
00:40:03without her
00:40:04she's an inspiration
00:40:11yes
00:40:12our next queen
00:40:14has a lot to live up to
00:40:16good evening
00:40:21tonight I'm joined by
00:40:23Prince Edward's new bride
00:40:25Princess Ariana
00:40:25welcome your royal highness
00:40:27good evening
00:40:29Esther was shocked to learn
00:40:31about your recent marriage
00:40:32could you tell us more
00:40:33about how you met Prince Edward
00:40:34we met in my hometown of Queens
00:40:37Edward found that very
00:40:39serendipitous
00:40:40Princess Dima
00:40:42alerted that you were working
00:40:43as a prostitute there
00:40:44no that is not true
00:40:46so you're calling your fellow
00:40:48princess a liar
00:40:49she was misinformed
00:40:50to be clear
00:40:52did Prince Edward
00:40:53ever paid you for your services
00:40:55no not not in that way
00:40:56so he has paid you
00:40:58I'd rather not discuss
00:40:59ma'am
00:40:59the public has a right to know
00:41:01who the new princess
00:41:02really is
00:41:03so I would ask you again
00:41:05did Prince Edward
00:41:07ever pay you for your services
00:41:09all right yes
00:41:26he paid for me
00:41:27I was his mail order bride
00:41:30and maybe that's just as much
00:41:32as scandal
00:41:32but marrying Prince Edward
00:41:34is the best thing
00:41:34that I have ever done
00:41:35my sister was fighting cancer
00:41:41and I needed the money
00:41:42to save her
00:41:42and he gave me that
00:41:44but he gave me so much more
00:41:47I'm not talking about the crown
00:41:49or the castles
00:41:50I'm talking about his love
00:41:53and his kindness
00:41:54and his respect
00:41:55and yes
00:41:59I am calling Princess Dima a liar
00:42:00I don't know why she wants
00:42:02to ruin us
00:42:03maybe she's bitter
00:42:04because Edward didn't forgive her
00:42:06after she was caught
00:42:07cheating on him
00:42:08with Prince Marcus
00:42:09you can ask her about that
00:42:11but what I do know
00:42:13is Edward is a good man
00:42:15and yes this started out
00:42:17as a transaction for sure
00:42:18I needed the money
00:42:19to save my sister
00:42:20and he needed to be saved
00:42:22from marrying a woman
00:42:23that he didn't love
00:42:24but now my sister
00:42:26is getting better
00:42:27and Edward has a wife
00:42:30who couldn't love him more
00:42:31it's about time
00:42:45you started fighting back
00:42:46nice performance
00:42:49really appealing
00:42:51to the old heartstrings
00:42:52it wasn't a performance
00:42:53it's always a performance
00:42:55princess
00:42:56only the people
00:42:58they don't want love stories
00:42:59they want dirt
00:43:01that's why I'll win
00:43:03so I'm not afraid
00:43:04to get my hands dirty
00:43:05as we discovered
00:43:07in New York
00:43:08are you referring
00:43:09to the
00:43:09assassination attempt
00:43:11in fact I'm the only reason
00:43:13you're still breathing
00:43:14what?
00:43:18it was Athena
00:43:18who wanted you dead
00:43:19but I convinced
00:43:21King Ithen to
00:43:22hold off
00:43:24for now
00:43:25see he's willing
00:43:27to let you live
00:43:28so long as you
00:43:29give my airship
00:43:31to you
00:43:31clever boy
00:43:33make all the threats
00:43:36you want
00:43:36I will prove
00:43:38my innocence
00:43:38in court
00:43:39oh even if
00:43:42you are somehow
00:43:43able to convince
00:43:44my judge
00:43:45that Dima's
00:43:45the one lying
00:43:46you won't convince
00:43:47her father
00:43:48if you're found
00:43:50not guilty
00:43:51he'll simply
00:43:52declare war
00:43:53you just can't win
00:43:55your highness
00:43:56we get in record
00:43:57engagements
00:43:58on our socials
00:43:59people are going
00:43:59crazy for their
00:44:00new princess
00:44:01maybe they do
00:44:04want love stories
00:44:05after all
00:44:07oh here's a good one
00:44:17starting a petition
00:44:18to rename
00:44:19princess Harry
00:44:19the queen
00:44:20of spades
00:44:21she just buried
00:44:22princess Dima
00:44:23live on TV
00:44:24princess Harry
00:44:26is the best
00:44:27American import
00:44:28since
00:44:28fried chicken
00:44:30waffles
00:44:31god
00:44:33you don't
00:44:33actually eat that
00:44:34do you
00:44:34um
00:44:35your brother
00:44:36literally made me
00:44:36try a sausage
00:44:37made of blood
00:44:38fair
00:44:38your wife's a
00:44:48sensation in the
00:44:49nation
00:44:49father's etiquette
00:44:50lessons clearly
00:44:51paid off
00:44:52speaking of
00:44:54this is this
00:44:55princess Harry
00:44:57should give this
00:44:57year's Christmas
00:44:58speech
00:44:58king Maxwell's
00:45:00are as dry as
00:45:00my husband's turkey
00:45:01dinner
00:45:02yes I saw that
00:45:03one
00:45:04in fact
00:45:06gave me an idea
00:45:08ma'am
00:45:10we're ready for
00:45:12you
00:45:12ready for what
00:45:14whenever you're
00:45:20ready
00:45:20your hands
00:45:21my fellow
00:45:24Estrians
00:45:24you know that
00:45:26feels pretty
00:45:26strange to say
00:45:27I'm sure you're
00:45:29used to spending
00:45:29your Christmases
00:45:30with king
00:45:30Maxwell
00:45:31but
00:45:32surprise
00:45:33you've got me
00:45:34this year
00:45:34you know my own
00:45:36Christmases are
00:45:37usually spent with
00:45:37my family
00:45:38my sister
00:45:40my mom
00:45:40and me
00:45:41and yet here I am
00:45:43giving a speech
00:45:44to all of you
00:45:45but it still feels
00:45:47the same
00:45:47it feels like
00:45:49family
00:45:50because you have
00:45:52opened your hearts
00:45:53to me
00:45:53and made me feel
00:45:55at home here
00:45:55so from the bottom
00:45:57of my heart
00:45:58thank you
00:45:59and Merry Christmas
00:46:01from the palace
00:46:02you were amazing
00:46:08we'll upload it
00:46:09to your new channel
00:46:10tonight
00:46:10I just wish my family
00:46:12was really here
00:46:13well I think
00:46:19you're like your
00:46:20present then
00:46:20Merry Christmas
00:46:21Ari
00:46:22Henry
00:46:23you know I can't
00:46:29believe you're
00:46:30actually here
00:46:31I can't believe
00:46:31you're here
00:46:32you're a god damn
00:46:33princess
00:46:33Ari what you did
00:46:36for me
00:46:37I can never repay you
00:46:39are you getting better
00:46:40is payment enough
00:46:41oh cool
00:46:43I guess you won't
00:46:44be needing your
00:46:45present then
00:46:45too fast
00:46:47I wanted to get you
00:46:48something to say
00:46:49thank you
00:46:49it's not quite
00:46:51crown jewels level
00:46:52but
00:46:52thank you
00:47:02thank you
00:47:02where's your half
00:47:04I don't need it
00:47:05you already gave me
00:47:07a part of yourself
00:47:08with the transplant
00:47:09and now you'll have
00:47:10a part of me too
00:47:11oh
00:47:12Ari
00:47:14I know you did
00:47:20all this for me
00:47:20but are you really
00:47:22happy here
00:47:23I don't know
00:47:26I guess my life
00:47:29is just really
00:47:29different now
00:47:30Edward
00:47:42have you heard
00:47:44from your lawyers
00:47:44they've hired a P.I.
00:47:46to look into
00:47:47Marcus's bribery
00:47:47of state officials
00:47:48but
00:47:49he's covered his tracks
00:47:52I'm not sure
00:47:55we can beat him
00:47:56Ari
00:47:57there's a new
00:47:58street party tonight
00:47:59we have to go
00:48:00you're not well enough
00:48:01I've been here
00:48:02a whole week
00:48:02and you haven't
00:48:03let me out once
00:48:03I want to go
00:48:04see Estria
00:48:05yeah there'll be
00:48:06plenty of time
00:48:06for that when
00:48:07you're better
00:48:07but I feel fine
00:48:08I promise
00:48:09no Henley
00:48:10we're working
00:48:11on a strategy
00:48:11for Edward's trial
00:48:12we really don't
00:48:13have time for this
00:48:14she's been cooped
00:48:20up for months
00:48:21must have been tough
00:48:23Henley
00:48:30Henley
00:48:31Henley look
00:48:32I'm really sorry
00:48:33we can celebrate
00:48:35here if you like
00:48:35Henley
00:48:37please
00:48:38look I'm sorry
00:48:38can I come in
00:48:39damn it Henley
00:48:46hey have you seen
00:48:54this girl
00:48:55oh my god
00:48:55princess Ari
00:48:56please please
00:48:59she's missing
00:48:59and she's my sister
00:49:00so
00:49:00oh yeah
00:49:01she's just there
00:49:02doing some shots
00:49:03what
00:49:03what are you even
00:49:08doing here
00:49:09Ari please
00:49:10enough
00:49:10with the grown up
00:49:11boys
00:49:11you're still in
00:49:12recovery
00:49:13and you're underage
00:49:14not in this country
00:49:15we're going home
00:49:15Ari please
00:49:16just let me have
00:49:18one night
00:49:19I never thought
00:49:21I'd get to see
00:49:21another new year
00:49:22I knew you'd
00:49:23pull the cats off
00:49:24fine
00:49:26but no more drinking
00:49:28love you sis
00:49:29five
00:49:41four
00:49:42three
00:49:42two
00:49:43one
00:49:44happy
00:49:45year
00:49:46come on
00:49:59just having some fun
00:50:01don't you get it
00:50:03I'm a public figure
00:50:04now I have more
00:50:04important things to
00:50:05worry about than fun
00:50:06fine
00:50:06go back to your
00:50:08prince
00:50:08and your palace
00:50:09and your fancy new
00:50:10life
00:50:11I'm sorry that I
00:50:12wanted to spend
00:50:13time with my
00:50:14sister
00:50:14I guess she's
00:50:15just too important
00:50:16for that now
00:50:17it's not what it
00:50:47looks like
00:50:47this creek grabbed me
00:50:51for like half a second
00:50:52before I threw him
00:50:53off
00:50:53I'm surprised anyone
00:50:55had a chance to take
00:50:56a photo
00:50:56Edward
00:50:58speak to me
00:51:00even if that is true
00:51:03this is on every front
00:51:06page the day before my
00:51:07trial begins
00:51:07well
00:51:09well
00:51:09demarcus must be behind it
00:51:10it's another smear
00:51:12campaign
00:51:12it's working
00:51:15this will lose us to
00:51:17country's support
00:51:17just when we need it
00:51:18the most
00:51:18court is now in session
00:51:40prosecution may call
00:51:42its first witness
00:51:43thank you
00:51:45thank you your honor
00:51:45the prosecution calls
00:51:49captain harry percy
00:51:51to the stand
00:51:52do you swear to tell the truth
00:52:01the whole truth and nothing
00:52:02but the truth
00:52:03I do
00:52:05captain percy
00:52:09you are prince edward's
00:52:12bodyguard
00:52:12are you not
00:52:14I am
00:52:15you go everywhere
00:52:17with him don't you
00:52:17I do
00:52:19did you go with him
00:52:21to visit princess demon
00:52:22on the night of your soul
00:52:23I did
00:52:25captain percy
00:52:28did you witness
00:52:30prince edward
00:52:31physically attack princess demon
00:52:33that night
00:52:34I did
00:52:37I just don't understand
00:52:50why percy would lie
00:52:51yeah I know
00:52:52it sucks
00:52:53he was really hot
00:52:55I'm really not in the mood
00:52:57hen
00:52:57I'm sorry
00:52:58sorry
00:52:59I
00:52:59do you know what you want me to say
00:53:01you mean percy
00:53:01clearly worship you guys
00:53:03I guess that human
00:53:05trash bag marcus
00:53:06probably got to him
00:53:06the same way he got to the judge
00:53:08huh
00:53:10what
00:53:11the bruises
00:53:12we know edward
00:53:13didn't give them to dima
00:53:14sure it was marcus
00:53:16yeah
00:53:17but we always assumed
00:53:18they were working together
00:53:19right
00:53:20but what if marcus
00:53:22was manipulating dima
00:53:23forcing her to blame
00:53:25her injuries on edward
00:53:26oh my god
00:53:27hen
00:53:29I can kiss you
00:53:30right now
00:53:30I need to go and speak
00:53:33to my fellow princess
00:53:34it's judgment day
00:53:37for prince edward
00:53:38and his bodyguard's
00:53:39damning testimony
00:53:40can prove the deciding
00:53:41factor in the judge's verdict
00:53:42and here she comes
00:53:44princess arie
00:53:45just listen to those
00:53:48bulls
00:53:49she's of course
00:53:51caught up
00:53:52in her own
00:53:53adulty scandal
00:53:54and this could be as well
00:53:55a dark day
00:53:56for a world couple
00:53:57dima
00:54:02what do you want
00:54:05it's not too late
00:54:07to stop this
00:54:08why would i want to do that
00:54:11well i believe it's prince marcus
00:54:13who's been hurting you
00:54:14i'm forced you to blame it on edward
00:54:16we're facing another beating or worse
00:54:18but it's okay
00:54:19you don't have to be scared anymore
00:54:20i can make you safe
00:54:21oh
00:54:23arie
00:54:24thank you
00:54:28thank you
00:54:32it's the best joke i've ever heard
00:54:43you poor naive girl
00:54:48did you really think
00:54:50my brain-dead fiancé
00:54:51was behind all this
00:54:52i just made him believe
00:54:54it was all his idea
00:54:55our affair in the throne room
00:54:58bribing the judge
00:54:59i even had to force him
00:55:01to hit me
00:55:02he thinks this whole charade
00:55:05is about winning him
00:55:06the throne
00:55:06and what is it really about
00:55:10bringing down the piercements
00:55:14for generations they've looked down their noises
00:55:17at little athena
00:55:19we've been invaded
00:55:21and attacked
00:55:22too many times to count
00:55:23and yet
00:55:25my father sent me here
00:55:27to marry your loser prince
00:55:29so i decided to use marcus
00:55:33to divide the family
00:55:34bring them down from the inside
00:55:36i didn't factor you in of course
00:55:39but clearly i needn't have worried
00:55:41about edward's dollar store princess
00:55:43you'll soon be forgotten
00:55:45a side note in the downfall
00:55:47of the estrian royal family
00:55:49oh
00:55:52chop chop
00:55:53time to hear your husband's guilty verdict
00:55:55you won't get away with this
00:55:57oh darling
00:55:58i already have
00:56:00ah here they are
00:56:03princess demon
00:56:08did you know that this conversation
00:56:09with princess arie
00:56:10was recorded and live streamed
00:56:12on other social media
00:56:13what
00:56:15who's the naive one now
00:56:17you devious little bitch
00:56:21i learned from the best
00:56:23if you ever
00:56:27threaten my family again
00:56:29i will put you in a box
00:56:31smaller than the cell
00:56:32that you're headed for
00:56:32okay
00:56:34are you all right
00:56:36yes where's edward
00:56:37judge has found him guilty
00:56:40wait
00:56:43i have new evidence
00:56:45that proves that prince edward
00:56:46is innocent
00:56:47i've already passed my judgment
00:56:50the prince is guilty as charged
00:56:53well your honor
00:56:54i also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict
00:56:57how dare you
00:56:59bailiff
00:57:00stop right there
00:57:02this sham is over
00:57:05you hold no authority here
00:57:08this is the crown court
00:57:09is it not
00:57:10i am the living embodiment of the crown
00:57:12and i revoke
00:57:14your spurious guilty verdict
00:57:16and i charge you
00:57:17prince marcus
00:57:19and princess dima
00:57:20with treason
00:57:21arrest them
00:57:23you saved me again
00:57:45looks like prince charming's not the only hero around here
00:57:49come
00:58:00you wanted to see us father
00:58:04i owe you an apology edward
00:58:09you're never capable of such violence
00:58:11you've always been a man of peace
00:58:12and larry
00:58:14you share the same compassion and charisma
00:58:17as edward's mother had in spades
00:58:20you'll make a great queen
00:58:22thank you father
00:58:24of course we do still have to work on the decorum
00:58:27we have plenty of time for that pops
00:58:29actually
00:58:31the public are thirsty for new blood
00:58:35and
00:58:35well i'm ready for a rest
00:58:37so i've decided to abdicate the throne to you two young upstarts
00:58:42good luck
00:58:44your royal highness
00:59:02we're going to new york percy
00:59:04and we need protection
00:59:05i might let you down
00:59:08forget about it
00:59:09you were looking out for your family
00:59:10and i get that
00:59:11so shave that stubble soldier
00:59:14we got a plane to catch
00:59:15yes ma'am
00:59:18good morning
00:59:25we're very happy to
00:59:26sorry
00:59:28um
00:59:29we're very happy to welcome you all here today
00:59:32as you know
00:59:33my sister recently beat cancer
00:59:35it was a hard battle
00:59:40and to pay for it
00:59:41i became a princess
00:59:42but that's not really an option for most people
00:59:46so
00:59:48that's why we've opened henley's house
00:59:51a place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment
00:59:55so um
00:59:59please welcome the woman of the hour
01:00:02henley douglas
01:00:03i now declare
01:00:07henley's house
01:00:08open
01:00:09well i can't believe you made yourself first patient of henley's house
01:00:18oh god
01:00:20i can't go through this again
01:00:22quit your belly aching mom
01:00:24not every belly ache is a tumor
01:00:25do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma
01:00:28well
01:00:31something did come up on this test results folks
01:00:34it's cancer
01:00:36we cursed
01:00:37no it's not cancer
01:00:39kidney stones
01:00:40liver disease
01:00:42mom
01:00:42you're having a royal baby arie
01:00:44oh my goodness
01:00:46our lives are about to change forever
01:01:03in more ways than you know
01:01:06i love you
01:01:15i love you too
01:01:16well i love you too
01:01:21that's great
01:01:22why
01:01:24i love you
01:01:24how
01:01:25what
01:01:26i love you
01:01:29you
01:01:30you
01:01:30you
01:01:32how
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