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01:52taxi in two minutes? I'm old enough. I'm not a kid. No, look, you're not crossing
01:57Lanzar on your own this time of night. I'm sorry, this is just how it is. I'm sorry.
02:06So why are you with soldiers? Well, because sometimes with an oil spill there
02:14might be, um, arguments.
02:35Thanks. Sorry about this. Can't be helped, I suppose. You want a bloody job? Sorry, ma'am. When are you back? Oh, I can't tell. I'll text you.
02:44Sorry to interrupt the party. Who's there? Clive from Cleese, yeah? Yeah, and Stanley. Yeah, well, he won't be, wouldn't he?
02:51See ya.
02:55Sorry, the exit's a bit cross, am I?
02:58You've broken so many rules. I know. And I want to say, um, I am sorry about Christmas. If you can't drink, don't.
03:07I checked. Apparently you're on board to replace someone called Roger Trevithick. He's on a mission in Scotland, so
03:14you've made his replacement.
03:16Is that what he says? Yup.
03:18What's the thing about Roger Trevithick? Did that come from HR? How should I know? General.
03:25Sergeant Shackard, welcome aboard. And you are?
03:30Uh, uh, oh, Barclay-Pierre Dupont, sir. I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement. Oh, the civilian. Read and assess.
03:32No, I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick. Did that come from HR? How should I know? General.
03:39Sergeant Shackard, welcome aboard. And you are?
03:43Uh, uh, oh, Barclay-Pierre Dupont, sir. I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement.
03:46Oh, the civilian. Read and assess. No, I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick. Did that come from HR?
03:51Look, Barclay-Pierre Dupont. Does that surname make you French?
03:54Uh, yeah, my father's side. Trevithick. Oh, my God.
04:03Barclay. Oh.
04:06Hiya.
04:07Pip, innit? Yeah. Um, replacing Roger Trevithick. Oh, my God, yeah.
04:12Okay, we arrive on Cabrera at 0900 local time. From there we get taken to the island of Dragonera.
04:18The village is called Cala Escondida, designated prime location. There's a lot to take out.
04:23There's a lot to take out. So I suggest you make a start.
04:36Oh, son.
04:44Wow.
04:45Oh, my God!
04:47Ah!
04:48Oh, my God!
04:51Ah!
04:56Ah!
04:59Oh, my God, isn't it?
05:02Mind.
05:03The thing about Roger Trevidek...
05:16I replaced him, only one time, back in 2020.
05:18His wife was having a baby, it was premature and he had to rush off,
05:21and I just happened to be there, so all I had to do was answer his phone,
05:24which didn't even ring, and so that was that.
05:25But then I went on file as Roger Trevidek's replacement.
05:29How was the baby?
05:30Yeah, the baby was fine, but the thing is, I just got stuck on the list in HR,
05:35Roger Trevidek's replacement.
05:37I get, like, memos.
05:38I mean, there's one time I even got tickets to Japan and I'd email him,
05:40I'd say, look, look, I'm not Roger Trevidek's replacement.
05:43So?
05:44So I'm not Roger Trevidek's replacement.
05:47Oh, great ten.
05:51Ten.
05:52You're ten.
05:53Don't talk to me.
05:54And I didn't show you anything.
05:55Yeah, but what do I do?
05:57I work in transport, I just booked the taxis.
06:00All troops, as of now, the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:29You're hostile territory.
06:39Village evacuated.
06:40Border established at ten kilometers, sir.
06:42This entire coastline belongs to us.
06:59They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of.
07:12Even in death.
07:13Will you stay away from the people?
07:14To be out?
07:15To be out.
07:16To be out.
07:17To be out.
07:18Do you like them?
07:19Hold on to my head.
07:20It's too easy.
07:21It's too easy.
07:23It's too easy.
07:24It's too easy.
07:26Keep contamination in progress.
07:30Keep contamination in progress.
07:34Keep contamination in progress.
07:38Keep contamination in progress.
07:43Colonel.
07:44General.
07:46Quite a sight, isn't it?
07:50Caught five kilometers off the coast.
07:52They shot it dead but then thought they could make money out of it.
07:55Hold it up, the monster from the deep.
08:02We saw it online, declared it a hoax.
08:04Flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off.
08:06But it's quite a find.
08:09It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this.
08:13Mythology and superstition, we call them sea devils.
08:16But we're better than that now.
08:19Let's say, uh, Homo Aqua.
08:24We think their species branched off from tenospondyls.
08:27Which means the correct name is Homo Spondyl Erectus.
08:29I say Homo Aqua.
08:31Because that's what it looks like.
08:33Do we have a sex?
08:35Difficult to say.
08:37The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca.
08:39Which is found on both male and female.
08:41What about the neck?
08:43Was there a pearl?
08:44Plain and simple.
08:48Nothing artificial.
08:50Calcium carbonate.
08:5260% tarragonite.
08:5440% calcite.
08:56Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place.
08:59Every time you find a creature like this, we find the pearl.
09:05It might be simple decoration.
09:07Mankind has worn pearls ever since God knows when.
09:10But every pearl gets analyzed and we found nothing.
09:13No technology, no inscription.
09:16But still, it doesn't signify a caste or a belief or identity.
09:22The pearl is always located at the base of the throat actually embedded in the skin.
09:30We think it's placed there at birth.
09:33It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir.
09:36The use of pearls as jewelry.
09:38It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring, dissolved it in vinegar and drank it.
09:44In front of Mark Antony.
09:46Could be useful to file that.
09:48Ready for the deep scan?
09:50Yes, sir.
09:51Yes, sir.
09:52Corporal Morgan, you can join the team here and liaise with Sergeant Brock.
09:55Thank you, Miss Solo. I think your team could stand out.
09:57Yes, sir.
09:58Tuck it out.
09:59Yes, Sergeant.
10:00Yes, Sergeant.
10:01I'll bring in the case with you.
10:28Charge him up.
10:29Coffee, sir.
10:31You are.
10:32Cheers.
10:33I just wonder what they're doing here.
10:34I mean, it's a pond.
10:35The Mediterranean.
10:36It's got no depth.
10:37January 2020.
10:38January 2020.
10:39There was an avalanche.
10:40Underwater.
10:41Lasting two days.
10:42Off the west coast of Africa.
10:43Spreading over twelve hundred kilometers.
10:44It's a pond.
10:45The Mediterranean.
10:46It's got no depth.
10:47January 2020.
10:48There was an avalanche.
10:49Underwater.
10:50Lasting two days.
10:51Off the west coast of Africa.
10:52Spreading over twelve hundred kilometers.
10:53Massive event.
10:54All hidden under the sea.
10:55You think it was them?
10:56It severed communications cables.
10:57Which I think is significant.
10:58They're waking up.
10:59Now the world is 2.30.
11:00It's a pond.
11:01The Mediterranean.
11:02The Mediterranean.
11:03The Mediterranean.
11:04It's got no depth.
11:05January 2020.
11:06There was an avalanche.
11:07Underwater.
11:08Lasting two days.
11:09Off the west coast of Africa.
11:10Spreading over twelve hundred kilometers.
11:12Massive event.
11:13All hidden under the sea.
11:15You think it was them?
11:17It severed communications cables.
11:19Which I think is significant.
11:21They're waking up.
11:23Now the world is 2.30.
11:25The world is two-thirds water.
11:27It's us against them.
11:44Well.
11:45I think they heard that.
11:47What was that, sir?
11:48A translation pulse.
11:50We said hello.
11:55Um, can we use our phones yet?
12:04Can we use our phones yet?
12:22No.
12:34No, no, no. It's a true story. That's why people die.
12:48Most common domestic accident, they fall downstairs, break their necks.
12:51So what are you supposed to do?
12:53Well, you go like this. As you fall, you starfish.
12:55It jams you into the stairwell. You stop falling.
12:58But who is going to remember that? You're falling.
13:00You don't think, what do I do? What kind of fish?
13:04That's the point. No one remembers. So you die.
13:19Anyway, right, do you take sugar?
13:21No, thanks.
13:24Whoa.
13:24What the?
13:25What?
13:26What's all this?
13:27What's wrong? Muddy boots?
13:28Something's leaking. Bloody hell.
13:29Careful.
13:30Is it chemicals?
13:31Whoa.
13:32Oh, my God.
13:35What is it?
13:36I don't know.
13:39I don't know.
13:44Hold on. Hold on to me.
13:50I can't.
13:51I can't.
13:53Oh, no.
13:55Jesus.
13:56We need help.
13:58We need help.
13:58We need help.
13:59We need help.
14:00We need help.
14:01We need help.
14:02We need help.
14:03We need help.
14:04We need help.
14:05We need help.
14:06We need help.
14:07We need help.
14:08We need help.
14:09We need help.
14:10We need help.
14:11We need help.
14:12We need help.
14:13We need help.
14:14We need help.
14:15We need help.
14:16We need help.
14:17We need help.
14:18We need help.
14:19We need help.
14:20We need help.
14:21We need help.
14:22We need help.
14:23We need help.
14:24We need help.
14:25What's happened?
14:37We have to decontaminate, sir.
14:38But tell me what's happened.
14:39I'm sorry, sir. You'll be able to see once you...
14:41Captain, tell me what's happened!
14:42They've gone, sir.
14:44What do you mean?
14:45Everything's gone.
14:49I'm sorry, sir.
14:50I'm sorry, sir.
14:55Who was on duty?
14:59Corporal Morgan and Private Abdullah.
15:00Then where are they?
15:01Then where's that thing?
15:03We were just seconds away.
15:05They can't have got far.
15:17Hold on.
15:18Keep the area clear.
15:19But they've stripped the place bare.
15:21Where did everything go?
15:22Who was on duty?
15:23Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
15:25Please report your location.
15:26We can search the village, sir.
15:30Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
15:33Please report.
15:39Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
15:42Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
15:55Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:00Please report your location.
16:08Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:11Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:13Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:26What's that?
16:28Huh?
16:30What?
16:30What is that?
16:31It was 28.
16:53I wanted to say sorry, you had to see that.
16:56You got the wrong one.
16:57That was your first death, I'm sorry.
17:00No.
17:01I'm here by mistake, okay?
17:03I haven't got clearance.
17:05I'm grade 10.
17:06I work in transport.
17:08I'm a clerk.
17:09You were meant to have Roger Chubivik, right?
17:11I've just ended up here by mistake.
17:13I shouldn't be here.
17:15Are you saying you're here by accident?
17:20Yes, sir.
17:23And that, I suspect, is how history is made.
17:28One great big chain of mistakes.
17:30But still, if the unit protocol states, at times of historical or cultural or political impact, a member of the civilian staff must stand alongside the military as witness.
17:42And they could not be more civilian than you.
17:48Too late to turn back now, Barclay.
17:52Welcome aboard.
17:53Typical military intelligence.
18:00I got a first class degree and did intensive training at St. Andrews for three years to get here.
18:05You blundered in by mistake.
18:08Yeah.
18:13I'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries.
18:17But I met the doctor once.
18:21No way.
18:23Last year in the tower he said hello and then he let off he went.
18:26What was he like?
18:34Just like, he's vivid.
18:37You know?
18:41It's just this tiny little moment that...
18:45I think about it every second of every day.
18:48That creature, what was it?
18:59The Unified Intelligence Task Force was created to deal with alien life forms.
19:05But this species is an alien.
19:09They're from Earth.
19:10They were here before us.
19:12What did they die out?
19:17They hibernated.
19:19Underground.
19:20And this was when the Earth was...
19:22Young, because the planet reformed around them and sealed them in.
19:25Sometimes proof is found and we hide it.
19:30What for?
19:32Think about it.
19:35They were here first.
19:36Millions of years ago.
19:38So the planet belongs to them.
19:39Technically, we inherited their world.
19:43But, if they're not dead...
19:46What if they want it back?
19:52What's exciting?
19:53We're at night.
19:54We have a life force.
19:57Let's go.
19:57I'm not dead.
20:09We're at night.
20:09Go, please.
20:10Leave.
20:14Come on.
20:16Come on, come on.
20:17Come on, come on.
20:18Come on, come on.
20:18Come on, come on.
20:20Come on, come on.
20:22Come on, come on.
20:22Come on.
20:23What's that?
20:23What's that for?
20:24You're the civilian witness, you record everything.
20:26That could be your testimony if we get killed.
20:28If we get what?
20:30At my command, arms down!
20:56How are we on translation?
20:59Aligned and running.
21:01Three, two, one.
21:03Ready to calibrate, sir.
21:05As soon as it talks, we can capture the sound.
21:25Running translation, sir.
21:29We are calibrated, sir.
21:35Ready to go.
21:37My name is General Austin Pierce.
21:47I represent the Unified Military Task Force of the Combined Nations of the Dry Lands of Earth.
21:57I welcome you into diplomatic concord.
21:59Concord is a big concept.
22:05Sorry, can we think of another word, please?
22:07Meeting.
22:09I welcome you into this diplomatic meeting.
22:19You killed us.
22:29You then took two lives.
22:31And now, I suggest we start.
22:43Agreed.
22:45Agreed.
22:47I hope we can meet in peace.
22:53Agreed.
22:55And learn from each other.
22:57Agreed.
22:59And work to forge a friendship between the land and the sea.
23:09Is that agreed?
23:11Agreed.
23:13But, we do not agree.
23:27We do not agree with...
23:31We would talk to all your animals.
23:42Humans.
23:43We would talk to all humanity.
23:45No, sorry, sir.
23:50It's...
23:51It's not wood in the conditional tense, sir.
23:53It's...
23:54We all talk.
23:55All.
23:56All of us.
24:00Oh, my God.
24:03It means all of them.
24:11Repeat the declaration of peace.
24:13Yeah, I know.
24:15I say again.
24:23We come...
24:25In peace.
24:26Agreed.
24:40No, no, no.
24:43No, no, no, hold on, sorry. We still haven't got the right translation.
24:48We all talk is a layered statement. There's another concept embedded.
24:51Could you say it again, please?
24:52Don't refer to them as male.
24:54I ask you to repeat your previous statement for translation.
25:05We are talking to the whole world.
25:08We are talking to the whole world right now.
25:13In the present tense.
25:15What do they mean? In what way?
25:38It's happening all over the world.
25:43All over the world, humanity reacts to the simple fact that the species that came before us has woken up.
25:47All over the world, humanity reacts to the simple fact that the species that came before us has woken up.
26:12The country that came before us has woken up.
26:13Yeah, it's happening all over the world.
26:15We are talking to each other, but it's happening all over the world.
26:15We are talking to each other.
26:16We are talking to each other, but it's happening.
26:20This country is the territory of Western皇ists.
26:22The president has called for a new age of cooperation.
26:52It's being called H2O Diplomacy.
27:22The first official meeting with Homo Aqua will begin here, on the banks of the Thames, inside Imperial House, behind me.
27:44That's the construction that's being called the Waterway.
27:48It's a specific demand from Homo Aqua as a junction between the water and the land.
27:53Some say it's a symbol of peace.
27:55Okay, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th, and I don't know yet about the 31sts.
28:00Bloody hell, you can't do that.
28:02That job of yours is useless.
28:04Kirby?
28:04Ah?
28:05Your dad said he can't come and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered.
28:08Is that a problem, Kirby?
28:10No.
28:11What about me? I've got plans.
28:13Yeah, so anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account.
28:15I hope that's okay.
28:17What do you mean?
28:18Like I said.
28:18You did not.
28:20Where's that from?
28:21Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless.
28:23Well, if I'm getting 3,000 pounds, how much did you get?
28:25Oh, that's nice.
28:27Well, you can get some extra cooks in now. We're out with the business.
28:30Funny thing is, with these sea devils, it's got Kirby watching proper TV again like the old days.
28:35Well, you can't say sea devils. They're called homospondils.
28:39All right, don't laugh. Don't laugh because homo doesn't mean gay.
28:43It does if you're my age.
28:44So, Homo Aqua's gay water?
28:46That's them, the gay waters.
28:48That's what you've been drinking, Kirby. Too much gay water.
28:51Shut up.
28:53So, what's this promotion, then? What are you doing?
28:56Uh, it's just, you know, just more admin.
29:14Sweet.
29:20General Austin Pearson, grid B2, seat 1.
29:23Good morning, everyone.
29:25Very good morning to you, General Pierce.
29:28And to everyone, for the record and for history,
29:31my name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart,
29:32Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
29:35UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks
29:37because we stand above and outside
29:39all countries, borders, governments, and oceans of the world.
29:43We represent humanity.
29:45But today, we represent all life on Earth.
29:48And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavor
29:51to find peace between all of our kindred species.
29:55To begin the formal proceedings, confirm Downing Street online.
29:58Good morning, Prime Minister.
30:00Good morning, Kate.
30:02Extraordinary days.
30:04It's been a long time working hard to get the people's vote.
30:06Now we've got new people.
30:09White House online.
30:10Confirmed.
30:11All of the people Beijing.
30:13Confirmed.
30:14National Congress of Brazil.
30:16Confirmed.
30:16We have all 195 nations, ma'am.
30:18And do we have the ambassador?
30:20Approaching now.
30:21Apparently, he had the lobster thermidor last night
30:25against our advice.
30:27Let's hope that's not a major crime down below.
30:29Thank you, Mrs. Bingham.
30:30Let's concentrate.
30:31Eyes on the task.
30:32Pardon me, ma'am.
30:33Ah, General.
30:34Good to see you, sir.
30:37Very special day.
30:38Absolutely.
30:40Mr. St. Louis, how's the waterway?
30:42Are we ready to go?
30:43Stress is holding.
30:45Seals checked and secured.
30:47A-16 has been fixed.
30:48You know, the only way to see if this works is to do it.
30:52You've got quite a crowd.
30:54All under control.
30:55Ma'am, we have a press drone.
30:57Ready for that.
30:58Take them out.
30:59Wait, what?
31:00Oh!
31:03What was that?
31:05How gross are you drawing?
31:06Did they see us?
31:07What way glass?
31:08Don't you read anything?
31:08My family don't know where I am.
31:10They're to fleet.
31:10Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room.
31:14Very well done.
31:17I...
31:17That's what I had to think.
31:20Prepare tank activation.
31:23Positions and good luck to us all.
31:25Confirm the perimeter is now secure, ma'am.
31:27All stations at gold standard.
31:28Thank you, if you could not interrupt.
31:31We have all comms focused and recording backups online.
31:35Good, good.
31:36Mrs. Bingham, let's begin.
31:37Initiate tank activation.
31:39And flood the tank.
31:42Open seals.
31:43One, two, three.
31:45Open seals, four.
31:56Five.
31:57Take it up to 100 psi.
31:59Open seals, six, seven, eight.
32:01Well, compromise.
32:07Five, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:09Section 45, compromise system.
32:11Compromise.
32:11Emergency team.
32:13Five, five, eight, five.
32:19Get out!
32:20Volume stable, water filtered, and purity at 98%.
32:37940,000 litres.
32:39Well done, Mrs. Bingham.
32:40Thank you, ma'am.
32:42Now, are we ready?
32:44Let's welcome our guests.
32:46Open water lock one.
32:47Looks like we have six life forms.
32:59And a seventh.
33:00Four homospondyl erectus.
33:01A.K.A. a homo aqua.
33:03Two of an unknown life form.
33:05One of a second unknown.
33:08Three different life forms in total.
33:09General appears to all troops.
33:13Red status.
33:14Confirmed.
33:15Red status.
33:21And here they come.
33:39Two unknown life forms entering.
33:46It's just...
34:08What do we say?
34:14I'd call them Piscimorpha Grandis.
34:17Welcome to Piscimorpha Grandis.
34:20Does that mean big fish?
34:22Yep.
34:22Focus.
34:32That's the signal for the airlock.
34:35Third life form approaching.
34:39Ma'am, we don't know what that third life form is.
34:41Then the first gambit is to trust them, Colonel.
34:44Open the doors.
34:46Activating airlock pumps.
34:54Airlock at core capacity.
35:01Deep contamination in progress.
35:03For theirondision.
35:20Oh my god.
35:24I'd say homomorphosapiens, or to simplify, homo amphibian.
35:54Amazing.
35:59They killed two of us, remember?
36:02We killed them.
36:03That's all this is for, to bring peace.
36:07Ready with translations?
36:09I'm running.
36:10Ready to go.
36:12Sir Jonathan, good luck.
36:21I bid you welcome.
36:22On behalf of the human race.
36:29I stand here as a...
36:31We do not need translation.
36:33Did we learn their language?
36:35No, we did not.
36:36Save the comments.
36:39Well, your English is excellent.
36:41Me as well as the same as she is a kid.
36:44That's...
36:45Russian.
36:46I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world.
36:57We call Earth.
36:59It's a symbolic title of Indo-European origin that bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas, lakes, rivers, and waterways around us.
37:07And I bring you a gift.
37:12Rhododendron nivali.
37:14The dwarf snow rhododendron.
37:16A flower that grows at the highest point on planet Earth, on the slopes of Mount Everest, four miles above sea level, perhaps never seen by your kind.
37:26Now, it carries a scent, or a flavor, an essence, that you will have never known before.
37:34Would you...
37:34This is given with respect, and the hope of peace between our species.
37:53We have a gift for you.
37:57My children.
37:58My children.
38:04My children should have been born at the turn of the third cold current.
38:14But they choked on your oil.
38:18And poison.
38:20And excrement.
38:21Skip to 16.
38:22Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10.
38:27I must state with vigor that we recognize the problem.
38:32Our solutions are remarkable.
38:33We do not know you.
38:35Well, I...
38:36I am Ambassador.
38:39Sir Jonathan Hyatt.
38:40You are not known to us.
38:44We would speak...
38:46with him.
38:53Me?
38:55Who the hell is he?
38:57He's nothing.
38:58He's no one.
39:00He's part of the team.
39:01He's the witness.
39:02He's the mistake.
39:03He was there by mistake.
39:04Give me intel on him.
39:05Now.
39:06Yes, ma'am.
39:06Right away, ma'am.
39:07No.
39:08Sorry.
39:09No, no.
39:10You...
39:11You got the wrong man.
39:12You showed respect.
39:13No, that's just a thing.
39:27You respected our fallen kin, when no others did.
39:31What are they, Christians now?
39:33Someone tell me what's going on.
39:35I'm not even religious.
39:37I don't know what to do.
39:37But we saw your kindness.
39:41And we see you.
39:46Will you stand as ambassador?
39:49And talk on behalf of the entire human race?
39:52Well, maybe you're the rules.
39:54Oh, yes.
40:02Good to hear it.
40:03Please.
40:03Please, please.
40:04Kill me.
40:04Yes.
40:06Okay.
40:07Me.
40:08Okay.
40:09Good to hear you.
40:10Gut.
40:10Hey, girl.
40:11How are you doing?
40:12No.
40:12How are you doing?
40:13What are you doing?
40:13No.
40:14I don't.
40:14Keep going.
40:14What are you doing olmas É mark
40:16the truth?
40:16Yes?
40:16I don't know.
40:17You are doing well.
40:17I think you try, huh?
40:18No.
40:19Okay.
40:19East.
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