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00:00I suggest that this meeting is adjourned, while we regroup.
00:20His name's Barclay Pierre Dupont. He's a grade 10, works in logistics.
00:23Family.
00:24Ex-wife and teenage child.
00:25Bring them in, put them in an interview room. I want his file on my screen by the time I get downstairs.
00:30Kate Lethbridge-Stewart.
00:33Yeah, and now I book your taxis.
00:36Sit down.
00:39We weren't expecting this, obviously.
00:42Me either.
00:43So help me understand, out of nearly 8 billion humans on this planet, why do Homo Aqua want you as ambassador?
00:50I don't know.
00:51What communications have you had with Homo Aqua prior to today?
00:54None. Never.
00:57I mean, I had a goldfish once, is that relevant?
00:59This isn't a joke, Mr. Dupont.
01:00I'm not joking.
01:01He was called Simon.
01:04Right now, a team of experts are trawling through every detail of your private life.
01:08Every text message, every email, every photo, everyone you've ever met.
01:13Barclay Pierre Dupont, born 151182. Get me his immediate family.
01:16Yes, ma'am.
01:17Parents deceased. Married Barbara Numai, June 2003. Divorced November 2022. Split was amicable.
01:25Whatever he's done, we're not part of it. We're not even together.
01:29No, no, no.
01:30Sit down, sit down.
01:32Teenage child, Kirby, 16, lives with a mother studying A-levels.
01:36Seize all devices and bring them in professionally, right now.
01:38My family have got nothing to do with this.
01:41They don't even know I'm here. I never asked for this to happen.
01:44Okay?
01:46But I do want to help.
01:47And the thing is...
01:51Meet me.
01:53I'm alright?
01:55Well...
01:56Am I right?
02:00The first day of H2O diplomacy has concluded with an abrupt change of ambassador.
02:06Sir Jonathan Hines has made no comment over his dismissal,
02:09and the identity of the new ambassador has been suppressed.
02:13This man is the most important person on the planet.
02:16Don't we have a right to know who he is?
02:18We cannot allow a foreign species to dictate our diplomacy process.
02:22This is dangerous.
02:29Prime Minister.
02:30The H2O committee will not allow a random civilian to represent them.
02:32Okay, you're to go back in our room and tell him.
02:35We choose our ambassador, and the committee's decision is final.
02:39I do it myself, but...
02:40It doesn't look good, does it, if I'm the one in there when war breaks out?
02:43Not when you can blame unit.
02:45Sorry.
02:46That's not what I meant.
02:49But maybe it's better woman to woman.
02:51If that's what she is.
02:52Is that what she is?
02:53Not for...
02:55Please, Kate.
02:57We're relying on you.
02:58Thank you for this unscheduled consultation.
03:06I am Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force and representative of the H2O committee.
03:14The committee has requested urgent action regarding the role of human ambassador.
03:18Rather than appoint this civilian, they request that you trust in our original candidate.
03:25You talk of trust.
03:28While meeting in secret.
03:31In the dark.
03:33We would hear from the ambassador.
03:36Mr. DuPont is unprepared.
03:38We would hear from the ambassador.
03:53Come closer.
03:54Hello.
03:55Do you have a name?
03:56Is that a thing?
03:57Because...
03:58I'm Barclay.
03:59It's Scottish.
04:00Well, my...
04:01My grammar's...
04:02Scottish.
04:03My grammar's...
04:04Scottish.
04:05My grammar's...
04:06Sc...
04:07Sc...
04:08Scottish.
04:09My title will not translate.
04:11But you...
04:12may call me Salt.
04:13Salt.
04:15I...
04:16I...
04:17I...
04:18I...
04:19I...
04:20I...
04:21I...
04:22I...
04:23I...
04:24I...
04:25I...
04:26I...
04:27I...
04:28I...
04:29I...
04:30I...
04:31I...
04:32I...
04:35Listen.
04:36I'm just a regular guy.
04:38I work in an office.
04:39I don't know about diplomacy or politics.
04:41I don't even have a decent suit.
04:43He chose you for your humanity and compassion.
04:46Not your expertise.
04:48Your leaders would replace you.
04:51But what do you want?
04:53I'm fine with whatever they decide.
04:56No.
04:57What do you really think?
05:02I think...
05:06This process is about everybody, right?
05:08The whole world.
05:10It's not just Prime Ministers and Presidents.
05:12It's real people, like me.
05:14Who worry about their bills.
05:16And their kids. I mean, I'm a nobody.
05:18I get it, but I think...
05:21At least time, people like me had more of a voice.
05:24We hear you.
05:27Ambassador.
05:30It is decided.
05:32Your request has been heard...
05:34And denied.
05:36Barclay will be present at dawn tomorrow.
05:39Or negotiations will end.
05:45Where are you taking me?
05:47Huh?
05:48What about my family?
05:50Please, I don't want to be shot.
05:52No, no, no, no, no.
05:54Are you going to kill me?
05:59I forgot my gun.
06:03Really?
06:04No.
06:05Ah.
06:06Look, look, look, look.
06:08I'm not a spy.
06:09Or a collaborator.
06:10And I wasn't disrespecting anyone, if that's how it sounded.
06:12Alright?
06:13My mouth, it just goes an autopilot.
06:15I mean, the same thing happened when I proposed to my ex.
06:17It took me about 20 minutes to get to the ring.
06:19Barclay.
06:20I need someone I can work with.
06:22Well, yeah.
06:25Of course you do, yeah.
06:27And I think I can work with you.
06:34Well, hang on.
06:35I mean, about five minutes ago, you were trying to get rid of me.
06:38I have to tread carefully.
06:39But all unit wants is a peaceful settlement.
06:42But there are levels and levels of politics at play here.
06:45International rivalries that go way back.
06:48Truth is, I've spent my whole life fighting for this planet.
06:52Now, with your help, I get to build a better world for everyone.
06:58I don't want to let you down.
06:59I mean, I keep thinking about the time I mixed up the taxis and you ended up in...
07:03Sklaut, I remember.
07:05But Homo Aqua chose you for a reason.
07:08And I'm prepared to give you a chance.
07:11Okay.
07:16So what happens now?
07:18Now.
07:20Your life changes.
07:28The passengers transport now arriving at Diplomatic Hotel.
07:30Clear the corridors.
07:33No, no, no, no.
07:36Oh, no, no.
07:40No, no, no, no.
07:43Security protocols.
07:44All delegates and Diplomatic staff will be relocated for their own safety.
07:46Alright, but for how long?
07:49And what about my family? Can I call them?
07:51Barclay!
07:52Dad?
07:53Hey, hey.
07:54What the hell's going on?
07:55I know, I know, I know, I know.
07:57Barclay will be present at dawn tomorrow.
07:59Our negotiations will end.
08:02We hear you. That's what she said to him, we.
08:05And if that's true, how is she communicating with her people?
08:07Maybe she's wearing an implant.
08:08Well, they could have shared consciousness.
08:10Or some kind of mycorrhizal network.
08:11Maybe they've mastered sound in a way we don't understand,
08:14using frequencies we can't even hear.
08:16Like Mariah Carey.
08:17I noticed something earlier when Sir Jonathan presented the flower.
08:22Everyone focused on her, but look.
08:23The exact moment she inhales, they all do.
08:32Even the ones in the water.
08:35She's softening her language.
08:37She used sarcasm.
08:38Like she's learning, adapting.
08:41They want an everyman as ambassador.
08:43But is that what she is? Because she's extraordinary.
08:45Those remains are en route to the lab.
08:48And the H2O committee are kicking off.
08:50They want to see you.
08:51So we're just accepting her choice of ambassador.
08:54What if it's not up to her?
08:56Their race has survived under the sea for millennia
08:59with centuries of social, evolutionary and technological advantage.
09:02She's running this show.
09:04Whether we like it or not.
09:13Evening.
09:15Didn't think you were in tonight.
09:17I volunteered. Didn't want to miss this.
09:19Let's prep one for imaging.
09:21Careful.
09:32We'll take tissue samples.
09:34Prep some slides.
09:35You're wagging admin.
09:44You're not ambassador.
09:46You couldn't even finish your wedding speech.
09:48Only because your dad spilled wine all over it.
09:50On purpose.
09:51So you're literally the person they're talking about on TV.
09:53Like all the time.
09:54Yeah, but you can't say a word not to anyone.
09:56Who are we going to tell? We're prisoners.
09:58But dad is famous.
09:59Okay, just look at the bright side. Look at the view.
10:01It's nice and this room is amazing, isn't it? It's huge.
10:04Am I the only person living in the real world right now?
10:06What about work? And school? Kirby's got that coach trip on Thursday.
10:11A coach trip?
10:12Yeah.
10:12Oh, I'm glad you've got your priorities in order. Never mind the massive international crisis.
10:16No, I'm not sure the minibar's included.
10:18Sue me.
10:19So, if you're an ambassador, does that mean you get to make, like, actual decisions?
10:24No, God, no. They've got, like, this whole committee who writes everything that's a policy.
10:28I just have to read it out.
10:29But then, like, why are you?
10:30I don't know. She just chose me.
10:33What's she like?
10:35Well, I mean, she's kind of like us.
10:38But she's, like, I don't know.
10:40She's beautiful.
10:43Beautiful?
10:44Yeah.
10:44She's a fish.
10:45She's not a fish.
10:47She's not a fish and she's not a person.
10:49She's something else.
10:50Anyway, I'm not even supposed to be talking about this.
10:52Convenient.
10:52Barbara, do you really think I asked for this?
10:55I have no idea.
10:57Because it turns out my ex-husband, who can't even assemble flat pack furniture,
11:01is a secret agent who lied about his job and is now saving the world.
11:04So, excuse me if I have questions.
11:06I'm making the most of this massive bath.
11:10We're putting an enormous amount of pressure on one man.
11:35I hope he's up to it.
11:36My father taught me to rely on instinct over intel.
11:45Trust my gut.
11:47He'd say,
11:48Ibnayi bilhaayati tikhl ala alhaimak.
11:51He sounds very wise, your dad.
11:56He is.
11:57You should meet him.
12:02What does your instinct say?
12:05I've seen ordinary people achieve extraordinary things.
12:10But they're usually traveling with the doctor.
12:12And Barclay has you, by his side.
12:22The oceans cover 71% of this planet's surface.
12:28The human race is quite literally surrounded.
12:31And if it comes to war,
12:33I wonder if we even stand a chance.
12:38Let me take your mind off it.
12:49Are those tissue samples ready?
12:51Yep.
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13:15you're late
13:25your citizenship is approved
13:32welcome to Britain
13:34what about my mother
13:38hey what about my mother
13:45thanks Maria hello darling
13:52can't stop gallery opens Friday and Sue's got COVID it's been chaos
13:56film in later yeah oh your guest they're waiting in the burner
13:59general sorry to keep you hey take your time look at this spread
14:05homo aqua tissue samples know thine enemy
14:09oh I haven't eaten all day we know what they're gonna ask for right
14:15what do we do don't worry leave the fish to us
14:19it'll be the death of the energy industry of your livelihood
14:21we've run simulations look at the impact of wars and the pandemic on western economies
14:26and multiply that by a hundred
14:29we'll be sliding into recession
14:30public are already panicked
14:32my mother was in the bank today emptying her account
14:35yeah which one
14:36the president's sole focus is to protect the stability of the U.S. economy
14:42and mine is to protect my companies
14:44that's what we hoped he'd say
14:47but with the unit running the diplomacy there's constant opposition
14:50Kate Lethbridge Stewart has influence
14:54with the H2O committee
14:56and with your prime minister
14:57not to worry
14:59Harry's attentions are divided at the moment
15:02and he always listens
15:03his biggest donor
15:04good
15:06we'll need you outside
15:07we'll be brief
15:08oh you had me at recession
15:10oh shh
15:29how's he on the news
15:39he's supposed to be a secret
15:41the H2O diplomacy committee are denying all interview requests
15:45the only thing we do know about Barclay Pierre DuPont
15:48our new ambassador
15:49is that the world is watching
15:51the route is clear
15:53the route is clear
15:54go on dad
15:57morning colonel
15:59this is Bingham
16:00commander
16:01what do we know about the leak
16:03the photo was emailed to the press by an anonymous source
16:06except
16:07I've cross-matched the image with CCTV from the hotel
16:10the photographer
16:11was general Dominique de Solier
16:13the French representative
16:15Kelsey Preece
16:16she's been undermining NATO since she first drew breath
16:19and if she discredits the unit
16:20she gets more influence over the H2O committee
16:22get the French ambassador on the phone
16:24I'm in the mood for bollocking
16:25press association is still demanding access to the hall
16:28I'm not sure we want to get them offside
16:30fine let them in
16:31but no live TV
16:3250 people maximum
16:33and anyone who steps out of line gets barred
16:35I'm sorry general de Solier
16:42your access to the hall has been revolved
16:43come with us please
16:45just stick to the text on your screen and you'll be fine
16:51keep your body language and your vocal to a mutual at all times
16:54no crossed arms, no raised voice
16:56no sign of aggression or impatience
16:58everything you say or do or think has to come through us
17:01what's the point of being ambassador if all I'm doing is reading?
17:04there is a team of 43 people working around the clock on this document
17:07UN diplomats and wartime negotiators vetting every last syllable
17:10prime ministers, presidents, royalty
17:12frankly it's a miracle we got past the contents page
17:14you cannot go rogue
17:15are we ready?
17:17we're all behind you
17:17well yeah literally I'm the one standing up there
17:20you can do this
17:21constant shaking
17:24tell the press no camera flashes and keep an eye on Barclay's obs
17:47low pressure 138 over 90
17:49a bit high pulses 82 and steady
17:51is Downing Street on line?
17:54prime minister
17:55yes we're here
17:56all right
17:57good luck everyone
17:58mrs bingham
17:59open seals
18:02ambassador are you okay?
18:25ambassador?
18:26Barclay?
18:27yeah oh sorry
18:28yes yes yes
18:29I'm here
18:29this way
18:34I'm here
18:35get out of
18:36this way
18:38come on
18:38come on
18:40come on
18:54come on
18:55come on
18:55hello again
18:57That's not scripted.
18:59Barkley.
19:00Sorry.
19:04I bid you welcome, Ambassador.
19:06And bring to session this diplomatic Congress.
19:09On behalf of all nations, I would like to say...
19:12how sorry I am about your children.
19:15Are you a parent?
19:17Yes. Yes, he's a parent. Teenage child, Kirby.
19:20Barkley, just say yes.
19:22Yes.
19:23I can't imagine what that was like for you.
19:25Your apology is appreciated.
19:29Now back to the text, please.
19:31We begin today by hearing proposals to formalise our peace treaty.
19:34But first, we request...
19:38a glass of water.
19:42Um, is...
19:44Well, is that...
19:45Can we...
19:47Water from the river.
19:51From the river?
19:52What? They drink river water?
19:54Barkley, read the screen.
19:57We will arrange that immediately.
20:02Go, go, go!
20:06Move, move, move, move!
20:07Come on!
20:07Go, go, go, go!
20:14If Akka returns the agenda with license...
20:16We will wait.
20:18Okay.
20:20No, okay.
20:21They...
20:22They said it okay.
20:23Keep your eyes on the water
20:33Don't turn your back
20:35Not for one second
20:53Glass requires decontamination
20:58Shall I place it in the airlock?
20:59The water is not for us
21:00It is for you
21:03Sorry, sorry, I don't understand
21:09You will drink it
21:10Hold on, Barkley, get me intel on that water
21:12You will drink
21:15Just like
21:21Actually, drink it
21:23E. coli is guaranteed
21:24Dysentery, meningitis and legionnaire's disease
21:27Barkley, do not drink the water
21:29What do I say?
21:30Stand by
21:30With respect, I am unable to drink this
21:41Why?
21:43The water is contaminated
21:44Why?
21:45She knows why, skip to 16, paragraph 12
21:47We are aware of the current pollution crisis
21:51These are the words of a politician
21:53Vetted and craven and hollow
21:56You would answer
21:59Barkley, stick to the script
22:01Barkley, ambassador, refer to your screen
22:04Why?
22:15Barkley, no
22:18Because we were stupid
22:22That's the truth of it
22:25And the whole planet's going to hell right now
22:29Because we didn't understand the consequences
22:31But now you do
22:33Yeah
22:34Yeah, now we do
22:36This is too risky
22:37No, Wade
22:38Still, every day, water companies are pumping poison
22:41Sewage into our rivers and oceans
22:42All the while dished out bonuses to their bosses
22:44And the thing is
22:45We are letting them get away with it
22:47We're just sat at home
22:48Flicking through our phones
22:49Making tea
22:50Thinking it's someone else's problem
22:51But it's not
22:52This is my fault
22:53We all played our part
22:54Now we have to help fix it
22:56And the thing is
22:57Our kids know this
22:58Our kids
23:00They're way ahead of us
23:02Why aren't we listening?
23:05Today's the day
23:08We stop
23:10I think you are my favourite human
23:17Oh, I feel amazing
23:43I'm sorry
23:44But I do
23:45It's like
23:46I want to run
23:46I just want to run for miles
23:48I've got so much energy right there
23:49What?
23:51You're ridiculous
23:52You know, I was thinking about you today
23:53When I was standing up there
23:55Like a lemon
23:56I was thinking about all those things you told me
23:58You and your hippie mates
23:59They're not hippies
24:00And that's not even a word anymore
24:01Well, I just wish that I'd listen sooner
24:03But I'm listening now
24:05I promise you
24:06Who even are you?
24:08I don't know, but I like it
24:09You're on telly again
24:11You're always on telly, aren't you?
24:13They're calling you passionate
24:13Passionate?
24:15What's me?
24:15You haven't been passionate since Christmas 2010
24:18Oh, oh
24:19Oh, yeah
24:20I need a treat
24:22Here
24:22It tastes better than river water
24:24Do you know it just hit me?
24:27Just now
24:28This is history
24:30In the making
24:31Right now
24:32And I'm part of it
24:33I'm a historical figure
24:35It's crazy
24:36Okay
24:36So what's she like then?
24:40Your fishy ambassador?
24:44Are you jealous?
24:45Please
24:45She is
24:46You're jealous?
24:49Can we order room service now?
24:51Sure
24:51I'll have the fish
24:54The H2O committee have prepped new models for environmental regulation
24:59The Greens have been trying to achieve these targets for decades
25:01That time frame will be a challenge
25:03The H2O committee consulting with industry on that
25:05Moving on
25:06The French consulate have lost an official complaint over General de Solier's removal from the hall
25:11They want to reinstate it
25:13Tough, they've seen the evidence
25:14She's denying it
25:15And she has influence
25:16I think it would be dangerous to shut her out
25:18Fine
25:19Fine
25:20We've got bigger problems
25:21Meanwhile, we've been debating communication theories
25:24How the Homo aqua ambassador is able to send and receive information seemingly instantaneously
25:28Yeah, we're looking into oceanic mycelium networks
25:31Mycelium?
25:31That's the mushrooms
25:32Mushrooms are the reproductive organs of mycelium networks
25:35Wait
25:35I'm eating reproductive organs on my toes
25:37Mycelium networks are the fungal threads
25:39Believed to connect individual plants and trees
25:41To share and recycle vital minerals
25:43A lot of these theories are debatable
25:45Yes, I know
25:45But if algae and fungi interact in a similar way when in water
25:49Or if water itself forms some kind of network
25:52Homo aqua, amphibia, grandis
25:54All these species could potentially be interconnected
25:57Like a hive mind?
25:58What if the pearl is their connection point?
26:01Or filter
26:02God, they're so far ahead of us it's difficult to comprehend
26:05We're literally children playing guessing games
26:13God's great
26:14And they're so lonely
26:15God, I'mlogged
26:16God, I'mlogged
26:16God. I'mlogged
26:17God. I'mlogged
26:18God.
26:19What happened?
26:40Couldn't sleep.
26:49I just read your big speech again.
26:55It's more of a ramble.
27:00It made me proud, though.
27:05Really?
27:06But with all the attention, are you going to be safe doing this?
27:13Yeah, of course.
27:14Do you promise?
27:15Yes.
27:16Promise.
27:17Promise.
27:17They're moving you out of here tomorrow.
27:23Putting you in a proper safe house.
27:24Away from all this.
27:26Okay?
27:28I'd rather stay here with you.
27:31Whole world's changing, Dad.
27:34Maybe I needed to.
27:35Maybe it's for the best.
27:37Maybe it's for the best.
27:37Maybe it's for the best.
27:40your family will be moved to a safe house this morning we're separating civilians from diplomatic
28:07staff look i'll see you before they go i'm sorry you're here all day buckley high rosemary hunt nice
28:11suits but what can you tell us about homo aqua's demands how confident are you that we can achieve
28:15what they want how are you coping under the pressure what happens if you mess this up
28:37oh yeah text on screen please
28:47once again i bid you welcome and bring to session this diplomatic congress
28:52world leaders have consulted with climate scientists and private enterprise on the
28:56subject of ocean pollution we can guarantee a 50 reduction by 2065 further reduction will then be
29:04exponential 2065 correct 50 percent yes explain
29:17it will take time to raise the finance and resources to tackle the problem but world governments are
29:22committed to making it a priority 40 years yes this is unacceptable an operation of this scale will
29:32stretch our resources to their limits we regret we cannot guarantee a significant reduction of ocean
29:37pollution in a shorter time frame so this is your final offer you've waited millions of years beneath the
29:47ocean now we are asking for just 40 more years to reset to give you what you want you are asking
29:55for 15 000 revolutions of the sun when scores of us are dying every day should we wait
30:07wait while your engines deafen us while your trawlers ravage our home while we choke
30:16on your plastic and sewage we cannot hear or see or breathe so tell me why we should live like this
30:32for just for just one day longer i'm sorry i believe that you are sorry but are your leaders
30:47the world is united in its desire for meaningful change
30:50do they wish do they wish that they could achieve this sooner yes of course do they want
31:05to accelerate this process we are committed to undoing the damage we've inflicted on our planet
31:12how committed it is our greatest desire
31:21then we shall grant it
31:29sorry what do you mean your greatest desire is happening
31:42do you hear that is it a storm
32:12do you hear that is it a storm
32:19it's plastic
32:19mum mum oh my god
32:29turn the car around turn it around
32:31it's happening everywhere all at once the plastic is coming out the oceans into our cities
32:44it's not just the oceans it's coming out the thames out of the nile the hudson lock down the building
32:48get everyone to the lower levels
32:50you can come on come on move it
32:53keep going keep going
32:54keep going
32:56Barkley we need to leave right now come on
32:58now you have to stop we are cleaning up your mess
33:06the ocean the plastic the pollution all of it they're giving it back
33:18but we're in the car it's chaos
33:19what you're outside
33:20we can't get to the safe house we all across the river
33:23uh just just come to the hall turn the driver it's imperial house
33:27imperial house can you take us to imperial
33:29you can't be listening to me
33:36we have to run through it
33:38i need to help the driver
33:40see no don't see him listen
33:42get out and run in there and find your dad
33:44i'll be right behind you promise me just run i promise
34:11hey can you hear me
34:14oh
34:17i'm so sorry
34:28where are you
34:30we're here by kirby they're outside
34:32we're here by kirby
34:44kirby
34:54you okay
34:56go
35:01go go go
35:04come on come on
35:05come on
35:06come on come on
35:06reports are coming in from all over the world from dozens of major cities
35:12all across manhattan the sky is raining plastic
35:15The police have issued a directive. The streets are not safe. Everyone should stay indoors. Do not go outside.
35:28What have I done?
35:30They're declaring war.
35:45114 years after she began her maiden voyage, the Titanic has finally reached her destination. Just one of the impossible sites of the streets of New York today. Streets that are now unrecognizable.
36:00World leaders have called for calm as the cleanup operation begins. Major cities around the world remain paralyzed with a damaged bill in the hundreds of billions.
36:09Former Albion party leader Felix Gladstock has branded Storm H2O as a call to arms.
36:15Every citizen of this planet is now at war. It is time to unite against the common entity. Homo Aqua.
36:24We would hear from the Air conversion.
36:34Accelerator, she's a fish.
36:37Barclay?
36:38You work in Londyn. You're not an ambassador.
36:40You probably language in your own ambassador, Sheila.
36:42Everything you say will do.
36:44Barclay, Barclay.
36:46what's your work?
36:48Are you finished with Barkley?
36:53Ambassador,
36:56we approach this Congress in good faith
36:58that your actions have jeopardized the diplomatic process.
37:01Humanity wants a peaceful settlement, not war.
37:05This war began a long time ago.
37:08And it was started by you.
37:11Now we have simply returned what is yours.
37:16look there's words here I'm supposed to say but the fact is you're cleverer than we are
37:25that's obvious he's off script again this is like working with the doctor look I understand
37:30why you did this really I do but it was a mistake people were hurt and my family were out there
37:37and they could have died now things are worse we're scared when humans are scared they do
37:45terrible things are you threatening us no no no no no no definitely not no I'm sorry I'm sorry no
37:50I'm not enough Berkeley I mean it or god help me I'll come down there get back to the text
37:54the United Nations of the earth demand an armistice agreement with immediate effect for the duration
38:04of these talks to safeguard humanity and protect a path towards a long-term peace
38:09there will be three conditions one that pollution of oceans and waterways ceases with immediate effect
38:19you're expecting this addendum to paragraph one world governments are working with industry on
38:24urgent solutions to this crisis our second requirement is formal designation of borders
38:29prepare for that too okay this is good we are happy to consider large areas of all seas that are
38:34exclusive to homo aqua areas are not acceptable to us we require all water what does she mean clarify
38:44that sorry all water the entirety of all oceans and waterways sorry excuse me we're an island nation
38:52are we permitted passage across the oceans no the human race evolved to live on land not in the waters
39:00or the sky she said sky do you want the skies now you live in the ocean the skies are not your concern
39:08the air above the ocean is the ocean this is our space are you seeking to ground all air transport
39:16transport over land is your concern transport across water will not be permitted but that's ridiculous
39:24Berkeley you're losing control trade between continents is an essential function of the modern world yes
39:29our continent relies on food imports we will take questions from the ambassador Berkeley there's no
39:34prep for this we don't have responses you are amphibian you don't own this guy you cannot stab our people
39:39we will take questions from the ambassador you're holding us hostage what about the channel tunnel
39:43the world cannot function without cross-continental travel how dare you how dare you come in here and
39:49dictate the future of the human race you are condemning developing countries today
39:53we will take questions from the ambassador only well voices changed her intonation is male never mind the
40:12voice look at him i'm getting spikes in testosterone cortisol and keto testosterone what so she's a man now i i
40:20i don't know i don't know sorry sorry they're sorry they're shut up
40:27sit down
40:32shut
40:35how is she doing that incredible like i said people are scared
40:48they fear what they don't understand
40:50they don't mean to a thing
40:54well done bonky
40:59we need time
41:03these proposals aren't something we can solve in days or weeks or even months
41:08but while we negotiate we insist on a formal armistice to maintain peace between our species
41:19we have given two conditions for this armistice
41:22there is a third and it is simple
41:26we stand here in your rooms of concrete and steel and dust and light burning our eyes and our lungs
41:38and we will endure no more
41:41so our next meeting
41:44will be here
41:47put that to the ocean how are they doing this check those coordinates
41:58north of the equator just off the coast of west africa is it an island no they want to meet on a ship
42:05what's the third coordinate south west what's m
42:09barkley that's open water please clarify the third coordinate
42:12your metric unit for length and depth
42:16you would like us to meet
42:20underwater
42:21you talk of peace and equality
42:24so prove your commitment
42:27and meet us in our world
42:29romance trench
42:30one of the deepest waterways on the planet
42:32twenty five thousand feet five miles down
42:34man submersibles have imploded in less than half that
42:36but you don't agree to anything
42:38will you meet us sparkling
42:40at the bottom of the ocean
42:42at the bottom of the ocean
42:49okay
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