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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander.
00:09And Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You think I'm pretty?
01:05Bye.
01:08Who's on hold?
01:11You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
01:28You think I'm gonna fuck up
01:31Let's go!
01:41Oh man, I thought you're gonna get out soon
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:48I never thought you're gonna get out soon
01:51Good job, give you a hand
01:59A golden star, you think you're clever
02:03Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake when she met driver
02:10Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:20Get lost forever
02:25You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
02:28Cool, what you wanna fuck you
02:30Welcome off, linebacker on the ice for Boston
02:32The final for the fight
02:34We're having a lot of games today
02:36With that big party
02:38I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out of here
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree atop a hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:27You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scary, yeah, most people do
03:43This is the real world, honey
03:45In spite of everything, I guess that's just what's in it
03:50Nice try, knock it out of here
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'd see you, you wanna be up
04:01You wanna be up, you wanna be up, ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah
04:05Nice try, get out of here
04:09Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:56Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:06And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Bye-bye.
05:20Bye-bye.
06:51Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:35Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:15No, you come here.
09:15No, you come here.
09:24No, no, I'm not looking at all.
09:25No, I'm not looking at all.
09:26You're the only one that's me wearing.
09:27I'm not looking.
09:28You're my?.
09:28You're the only one.
09:29I'm not looking at all.
09:31I swear.
09:32You're the only one.
09:33I'm sorry, my bitch's сим Twenty.
09:35I swear.
09:35You're like, honest truth.
09:37No...
09:38You were.
09:39No, I swear.
09:39You,rant.
09:40Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough, fuck off.
09:55Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
10:25Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
10:55Oh, seriously, is he okay?
11:00It's you.
11:09It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:17It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:31It's you.
11:33It's you.
11:34Oh, man.
11:35Oh, man.
11:40Oh.
11:41Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:45Oh, God.
11:49Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:04What the hell?
12:19I know the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:34You killed me, Linder.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:04We're to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:25So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:37Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:52I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:57Mm, my father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:03Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Ross, no?
14:21Mm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian Mets hockey team.
15:01A hard bill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:06chosen as his country's captain.
15:12Je déboule dans Paris
15:15Pierre qui roule de la cigare à la fourmi
15:26Le cœur encore endormi
15:32All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Good boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you're going to say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great and so, Vonnie, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:09Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:27What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:09Woo-hoo!
17:11Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit...
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:10Are you okay?
18:10Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:15No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:26Okay.
18:27You need to meet him.
18:39Yes, father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today evening.
18:46No matter what.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You should be proud of me.
18:53After yesterday, you won...
18:58Latvia.
19:00Latvia.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played.
19:27It's played?
19:28What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:43Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:48She can't do this.
19:50You're the one who is a man, right?
19:51What is it?
19:52What is it?
19:53It's the one who died out of your mother?
19:54You have a mother.
19:55Yeah.
19:56That's my mom died.
19:57My mother died.
19:58You remember her?
19:59I remember her...
20:00You remember her?
20:02I remember her...
20:03I remember her, your mother.
20:05Where is her?
20:06Where is the one who died?
20:07Where is the Perolyion?
20:09What are you these?
20:10In Moscow?
20:11Of course, let's go.
20:12Of course.
20:13Of course.
20:18We need to go to the night.
20:25To meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, he's always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:38He's always the same.
20:39He's always the same.
20:40He's always the same.
20:42He's never the same.
20:43But I just wanted to go to the United States.
20:48He's always the same.
20:50He's always the same.
20:51He's always the same.
20:53He's always the same.
20:55I have no idea.
20:57I have no idea.
21:03And I don't want to talk.
21:05Give it a minute.
21:07I have a lot of conversation.
21:08You're my angel. You're sometimes talking too much about it, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad. I'm going to bring her in a bar, and she needs to be one more cup.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. I'd be happy if you'd remember it.
21:32I want to drink.
21:33No, I'm going to have something interesting.
21:38I want to drink.
21:52Damninko, Ilya.
21:58Damninko, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I was going to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any of my games.
22:10For the people who've been a son of a coach for hockey, you've got to avoid this.
22:17I sometimes blame you for me.
22:20When I understand what it is, I blame you for me for me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't mean for you.
22:26It doesn't mean for you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:29My father…
22:30You're a fool of a bitch, who will ever kill you.
22:33You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:37And you don't care about these stupid games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes.
22:44Huntry and Admiral are not going to go through New Jersey.
22:46And New Jersey will go through Holland and Montreal.
22:51I think you'll be able to win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes. In this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02He's an extra sense.
23:03But you're a bad guy.
23:05And you're a bad guy.
23:06You're a bad guy.
23:07You're a bad guy.
23:08You're a bad guy.
23:09You're a bad guy.
23:10You can't be a bad guy.
23:11And you're a bad guy.
23:12You're a bad guy.
23:13And you'll be able to win.
23:16You'll be able to win.
23:17And you'll be able to win.
23:17In the West Africa, Chicago…
23:20Not so that you'll be a bad guy.
23:21In the final, I think, it'll be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good guys.
23:26But they're too young.
23:28And so you'll win the cup of CEN in a year before I've been with you.
23:33Yes, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38You should look perfect.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:43Yes, but you need to talk about it.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:56Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Guys, it's just nice.
24:16And boys?
24:19Well, you've seen French boys?
24:24Yes, Ilya?
24:26You're a kid.
24:32He's like...
24:34Oh my God, I'm not so much.
24:36You didn't mind, you didn't lie like a guy.
24:41You don't lie like a guy.
24:42You don't lie like a guy.
24:43You don't lie like a guy.
24:48When you were there, you were more fun than you were here.
25:08Are you here? Seriously?
25:11The danger that you have already caused earlier, if you remember, don't change my mind.
25:21We are the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37Where are you going?
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a party.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay.
25:58Okay.
26:00Okay.
26:02Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:07What happens here?
26:08Yeah!
26:09Yeah!
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Just put them down.
26:19What am I supposed to do with this?
26:20I don't know.
26:21My mom told me to go by.
26:22Oh, my God.
26:23You're so cute.
26:24Have a good one, honey.
26:25There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:26Okay, playoffs are over.
26:27You cannot keep the beer.
26:28That's not a rule.
26:29You just made that up.
26:30Oh, Hollander.
26:31Is that a rule?
26:32Unfortunately, it is.
26:33Fuck you, Hollander.
26:34You can barely even grow one.
26:35No, no.
26:36Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:37Fuck you, AJ.
26:38Just fucking do it.
26:39Hey, I'm sorry.
26:40I'm sorry.
26:41I'm sorry.
26:42I'm sorry.
26:43I'm sorry.
26:44I'm sorry.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:46I'm sorry.
26:47I'm sorry.
26:48I'm sorry.
26:49Red, fuck you, AJ.
26:50Come on.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Oh, stop.
26:53I'm sorry.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:33I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup!
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:16Praise fuck.
28:17We'll fuck you.
28:18I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:19Shane hates him the most.
28:20What?
28:21You hate Rosanoff.
28:22Of course.
28:23But he's very good at acting.
28:24The best, probably.
28:25Eh, no.
28:26You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:27Okay?
28:28Yeah.
28:29Not that animal shit show cocksucking Russia.
28:30That is that.
28:31The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:33What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:35The captain did absolutely great.
28:36I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:38I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:39Shane hates him the most.
28:40What?
28:41You hate Rosanoff.
28:42Of course.
28:43But he's very good at acting.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cocksucking Russia.
28:47And that is that.
28:49The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously, it's not all that.
29:05I'm literally hungry as he talked to me.
29:33Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:41Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:42Or even doing.
29:44And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:48I was busy.
29:49That was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing.
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey.
30:07Before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:17Great.
30:18Give me your number.
30:19I'll text them to you.
30:20No chance.
30:21And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:36You'll see, no, no.
30:37No chance.
30:38No chance.
30:40I'll text them to you.
30:42I'll text them to you.
30:44Let's see.
30:45Well...
31:15I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:02I want you to suck my dick.
32:07I want you to suck my dick.
32:11If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:33No.
32:33What?
32:34No.
32:35What?
32:35No.
32:35We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:47party after.
32:48And then, when you have been waiting all night, you will come back to my hotel room, and I
32:54will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:02When did your English get so good?
33:15I read the New Yorker now.
33:16Really?
33:17No.
33:18The New Yorker is boring.
33:19My dad loves it.
33:20Ah.
33:21So being boring is, is genetic.
33:22Wow.
33:23Genetic.
33:24Let's make a deal.
33:26If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win.
33:52And if you win.
33:53And if you win.
33:58Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:17I'm gonna get to the position.
34:39Congratulations.
35:02Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:09You're such an asshole.
35:39What?
35:52It's a lot of windows.
35:54good now get on the bed
36:24this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:33touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch i've never no shit fuck you
36:48give me some vodka at least no no no vodka is for after as your reward
36:54so
37:05so
37:24do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
37:54are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:11i need
38:14what you know tell me
38:20you
38:24i need you
39:06So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:36So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:50Why?
39:57What do you mean, why?
40:00Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:07It's home.
40:10Yeah.
40:11But I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:41I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01I'm out.
41:02Later.
41:02What do you want?
41:03I don't know.
41:04I don't know.
41:09Yeah.
41:10I don't know.
41:11But I don't know.
41:11I don't know.
41:12I don't know.
41:12I don't know the floor.
41:13But I don't know.
41:14What do you mean, right?
41:14Let's go.
41:44Let's go.
42:14Let's go.
42:44Let's go.
43:14Let's go.
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