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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander.
00:09And Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in your way.
01:00You're in your way.
01:01You born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in your way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:22You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go!
01:52Good job, give you a hand
01:59A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake when she made driver
02:10Get lost forever
02:13Get lost forever
02:17Get lost forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Go like you wanna flip me
02:30Go like that, boy, back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Come on, I'll do the fun
02:33We're having a lot of games today
02:35That's a big problem
02:36I gave you magic things
02:38I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really wanna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree at the top of the hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power
03:12I'm gonna get out soon
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21I'm standing in my light
03:21I'm standing in my light
03:23You're standing in my light
03:25I'm gonna stop...
03:25No, stop.
03:55We did a good job.
03:56Just take a f***ing tip.
03:58I said I'll see you.
03:59You wanna be up.
04:01You wanna be up.
04:02Yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw.
04:06Nice try!
04:08Get out of the way.
04:10You're in our way.
04:12Get lost forever!
04:24Hey.
04:25If Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see it?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:19You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:24Maybe.
07:24Maybe.
07:24Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:40Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:47Oh, nice place.
07:54Oh, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:03I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:22It's the room.
09:25It's the room.
09:26Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47We think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:56Where were you?
10:03Where were you?
10:07Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:38Stay right here.
10:42Stay right here.
10:52Oh, seriously.
11:00I feel okay?
11:01No.
11:05It's okay.
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28This is okay.
11:30It's okay.
11:32Oh, God.
11:54Are you...
11:56Oh, God.
12:02Oh, God.
12:04Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:34I'm a kid.
12:58You killed me, Lunder.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Yes.
13:46My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:56I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:10Bronze medal?
14:12Fucking wish, dude.
14:14Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosal.
14:24Such a good drink.
14:26Your cab is definitely here.
14:28Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:39Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for Top Story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:09Oh, hey, Tara, what's up, motherfucker?
15:37Hey, Tara, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Good boys.
15:40Hey.
15:41Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:42Be nice, Vani.
15:43Be nice, they fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:59Trust me.
16:00You look great in silver, Vani.
16:01Don't even stress.
16:02Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Probably right.
16:13The good news is, we're not gonna be here longer.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:21I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:41Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:10Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:18Now you go.
18:19Fine.
18:20Fuck.
18:21Fuck.
18:22Fuck.
18:23Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:25Fuck.
18:26Fuck.
18:27Fuck.
18:28Fuck.
18:29Fuck.
18:30Fuck.
18:31Fuck.
18:32Fuck.
18:33Fuck.
18:34Fuck.
18:35Fuck.
18:36Fuck.
18:37Fuck.
18:38Fuck.
18:39Fuck.
18:40Fuck.
18:41Fuck.
18:42Fuck.
18:43Fuck.
18:44Fuck.
18:45Fuck.
18:46Fuck.
18:47Fuck.
18:49Fuck.
18:50Fuck.
18:51Fuck.
18:52Fuck.
18:53Fuck.
18:54Fuck.
18:55You won't win...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59LATVIA.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do that?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06Not sad to you, Otec.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:22Our guard is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you're playing playing.
19:34You always find someone who's wrong with me from childhood.
19:43Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:50My mother is dead.
19:52You're dead.
19:53My mother is dead.
19:55My mother is dead.
19:57My mother is dead.
19:58My mother is dead.
20:00My mother is dead.
20:01You remember her?
20:02I remember her?
20:04I was in view, her father is dead.
20:05My mother is dead.
20:07Where are you?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:13Of course.
20:14We need to go to the night of the night,
20:21so I can meet the minister.
20:26Yes. Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:38He's always the same.
20:40He's always the same.
20:42Kocchew, Kocchew, ŠæŃŃŃŃ Š¢Š¾Š¼ Š¾ŃŃŠ°ŠµŃŃŃ,
20:44ŠµŠ¼Ń Š½Š°Š“Š¾ Š¾ŃŠ“ŃŃ
Š°ŃŃ.
20:46ŠŃŠµ ŠæŃŠøŠ¹Š“ŠµŠ¼ Š²ŃŠµŃ
Š½Š° ŠŠ¼ŠµŃŠøŠŗŠµ.
20:48ŠŠ°Š“Š¾ Š·Š°ŃŠ°Š±Š°ŃŃŠ²Š°ŃŃ.
20:50Š„Š¾ŃŠ¾Ń, Ń
Š¾ŃŠ¾Ń.
20:51Š”Š»ŠøŃŠŗŠ¾Š¼ Ń
Š¾ŃŠ¾Ń.
20:52Š£Š¶Š°ŃŠ½Š¾, Š“Š°?
20:53Š£Š¶Š°ŃŠ½Š¾.
20:54ŠŠ¾ ŃŃŠ¾ ŠæŃŠ¾Š±Š»ŠµŠ¼Š° Ń Š»ŠøŠ“ŠµŃŃŃŠ²Š¾Š¼.
20:56ŠŃŠ¾ Š²ŃŠµŠ³Š“Š° ŠæŃŠ¾Š±Š»ŠµŠ¼Š°.
20:58ŠŠøŠ“ŠµŃŃŃŠ²Š¾.
21:00Š”Š»ŠøŃŠŗŠ¾Š¼ ŃŠ²ŠµŃŠµŠ½Š½Š¾.
21:02Š”Š»ŠøŃŠŗŠ¾Š¼, Š½Š° Š²Š°Ń.
21:04ŠŠ°Š²ŠµŃŠ½Š¾Šµ, ŃŠ»ŠøŃŠŗŠ¾Š¼ Š¼Š½Š¾Š³Š¾ ŃŠ°Š·Š³Š¾Š²Š¾ŃŠ¾Š².
21:07Š¢Ń Š¶Šµ Š¼Š¾Š¹ Š°Š½Š³ŠµŠ».
21:09Š¢Ń ŃŠ¾Š¶Šµ ŠøŠ½Š¾Š³Š“Š° ŃŠ»ŠøŃŠŗŠ¾Š¼ Š¼Š½Š¾Š³Š¾ ŃŠ°Š·Š³Š¾Š²Š°ŃŠøŠ²Š°ŠµŃŃ,
21:11Š¾ŃŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ½Š½Š¾, ŠŗŠ¾Š³Š“Š° Š“ŠµŠ»Š¾ ŠŗŠ°ŃŠ°ŠµŃŃŃ Ń
Š¾ŠŗŠŗŠµŃ.
21:14Š¢Š¾Š»ŃŠŗŠ¾ ŠŗŠ¾Š³Š“Š° Š¼Ń Š²ŃŠøŠ³ŃŃŠ²Š°ŠµŠ¼, ŠæŠ°ŠæŠ°.
21:16ŠÆ Š²ŠµŠ“Ń ŠŃŃ Š² Š±Š°Ń.
21:18ŠŠ¼Ń ŃŠ²Š½Š¾ Š½ŃŠ¶Š½Š¾ ŠµŃŠµ Š¾Š“ŠøŠ½ Š±Š¾ŠŗŠ°Š».
21:21Š¢Ń ŃŠ¼Š¾ŃŃŠø, ŠŗŠ°Šŗ Š¾Š½Š° ŠµŠ³Š¾ Š·Š° ŃŠ¾Š±Š¾Š¹.
21:24Š? Š” ŃŠ°Š¼Š¾Š³Š¾ Š“ŠµŃŃŃŠ²Š°?
21:26Š”ŠæŠ°ŃŠøŠ±Š¾.
21:27ŠÆ Š°Š½Š³ŠµŠ».
21:28ŠŃŠ»Š¾ Š±Ń Š·Š“Š¾ŃŠ¾Š²Š¾, ŠµŃŠ»Šø Š±Ń ŃŃ ŃŃŠ¾ Š·Š°ŠæŠ¾Š¼Š½ŠøŠ».
21:30ŠÆ Ń
Š¾ŃŃ Š²ŃŠæŠøŃŃ.
21:32ŠŠµŃ.
21:33ŠŃ, Ń Š¼ŠµŠ½Ń ŠµŃŃŃ ŃŃŠ¾-ŃŠ¾ ŠæŠ¾ŠøŠ½ŃŠµŃŠµŃŠ½ŠµŠµ.
21:52ŠŠ°Š²Š½ŠµŠ½ŃŠŗŠøŠ¹, ŠŠ»ŃŃ.
21:57ŠŠ°Š²Š½ŠµŠ½ŃŠŗŠøŠ¹, Š”Š°ŃŠ°.
21:59ŠÆ Š“ŃŠ¼Š°Ń, ŃŃ Š½ŠµŠæŠ»Š¾Ń
Š¾ ŠøŠ³ŃŠ°Š».
22:04ŠÆ Š±Ń ŃŠŗŠ°Š·Š°Š» ŃŠæŠ°ŃŠøŠ±Š¾, Š½Š¾ Ń Š·Š½Š°Ń, ŃŃŠ¾ ŃŃ Š½Šµ ŃŠ¼Š¾ŃŃŠµŠ» Š½Šø Š¾Š“Š½Š¾Š¹ ŠøŠ³ŃŃ.
22:09ŠŠ»Ń ŃŠ¾Š³Š¾, ŠŗŃŠ¾ Š²ŃŃ Š¶ŠøŠ·Š½Ń Š±ŃŠ» ŃŃŠ½Š¾Š¼ ŃŃŠµŠ½ŠµŃŠ° ŠæŠ¾ Ń
Š¾ŠŗŠŗŠµŃ, ŃŃ ŃŠ¼ŃŠ“ŃŠøŠ»ŃŃ ŃŃŠ¾Š³Š¾ ŠøŠ·Š±ŠµŠ¶Š°ŃŃ.
22:15ŠÆ ŠøŠ½Š¾Š³Š“Š° Š¾Š±ŃŠ°ŃŠ°Ń Š²Š½ŠøŠ¼Š°Š½ŠøŠµ.
22:19ŠŠ¾Š³Š“Š° ŃŃŠ½Š¾, ŃŃŠ¾ ŃŃŠ¾ŠøŃ Š¾Š±ŃŠ°ŃŠ°ŃŃ Š²Š½ŠøŠ¼Š°Š½ŠøŠµ.
22:22Š Š»ŃŠ±Š¾Š¼ ŃŠ»ŃŃŠ°Šµ, ŃŃŠ¾ Š½Šµ ŠøŠ¼ŠµŠµŃ Š·Š½Š°ŃŠµŠ½ŠøŃ Š“Š»Ń ŃŠµŠ±Ń.
22:25ŠŠµ ŠøŠ¼ŠµŠµŃ?
22:27ŠŠ¾ŃŠµŠ¼Ń ŃŃ ŃŠ°Šŗ ŃŠµŃŠøŠ»Š°, Š¼Š¾Š¹ Š¾ŃŠµŃ?
22:28Š¢Š²Š¾Š¹ Š¾ŃŠµŃ ā ŃŠ²Š¾Š»Š¾ŃŃ, ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ¾ŃŃŠ¹ Š² Š»ŃŠ±Š¾Š¼ ŃŠ»ŃŃŠ°Šµ ŃŠµŠ±Ń Š½Š°ŠŗŠ°Š¶ŠµŃ.
22:32Š¢ŠµŠ±Šµ Š½Š°Š“Š¾ ŠæŠµŃŠµŃŃŠ°ŃŃ Š²Š¾Š»Š½Š¾Š²Š°ŃŃŃŃ Š¾ ŃŠ¾Š¼, ŃŃŠ¾ Š¾Š½ Š“ŃŠ¼Š°ŠµŃ.
22:36Š ŠæŠ»ŠµŠ²Š°ŃŃ Š½Š° ŃŃŠø Š“ŃŃŠ°ŃŠŗŠøŠµ ŠøŠ³ŃŃ, ŠŗŠ¾Š³Š“Š° Ń ŃŠµŠ±Ń ŠµŃŃŃ ŃŠµŠ°Š»ŃŠ½ŃŠ¹ ŃŠ°Š½Ń Š½Š° ŠŗŃŠ±Š¾Šŗ Š² ŃŃŠ¾Š¼ Š³Š¾Š“Ń.
22:41ŠŃŠ°Š²Š“Š°?
22:42ŠŠ°, ŠæŃŠ°Š²Š“Š°.
22:43Š„Š°Š½ŃŃŠø Šø Š°Š“Š¼ŠøŃŃ Š½Šµ ŠæŃŠ¾Š¹Š“ŃŃ ŃŠµŃŠµŠ· ŠŃŃ-ŠŠ¶ŠµŃŃŠø.
22:46ŠŠ¾ ŠŃŃ-ŠŠ¶ŠµŃŃŠø Š½Šµ ŠæŃŠ¾Š¹Š“ŠµŃ ŃŠµŃŠµŠ· Š„Š¾Š»Š»Š°Š½Š“ŠµŃŠ° Šø ŠŠ¾Š½ŃŠµŠ°Š»Ń.
22:50ŠÆ Š“ŃŠ¼Š°Ń, ŃŃŠ¾ Š² ŃŃŠ¾Š¼ Š³Š¾Š“Ń ŃŃ ŃŠ¼Š¾Š¶ŠµŃŃ ŠæŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ“ŠøŃŃ ŠŠ¾Š½ŃŠµŠ°Š»Ń.
22:53Š ŃŃŠ¾Š¼ Š³Š¾Š“Ń?
22:54ŠŠ°, Š² ŃŃŠ¾Š¼ Š³Š¾Š“Ń.
22:55ŠŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š¼Ń ŃŃŠ¾ Ń Š“ŃŠ¼Š°Ń, ŃŃŠ¾ ŠŠøŃŠŗŠ¾ ŃŃŠ°Š²Š¼ŠøŃŠ¾Š²Š°Š½.
23:00ŠŃŠŗŃŠ“Š° ŃŃ Š²ŃŠµ ŃŃŠ¾ Š·Š½Š°ŠµŃŃ?
23:02ŠŠ½Š° ŃŠŗŃŃŃŠµŃŃŠ°Š½Ń.
23:04Š ŃŃŠ°Š²Š¼ŠøŃŠ¾Š²Š°Š½Š½ŃŠ¼ Š±ŃŠ°ŃŠ°ŃŠµŠ¼ Š“Š°Š»ŠµŠŗŠ¾ Š½Šµ ŃŠµŠ“ŠµŃŃ.
23:07ŠŠ°Šŗ Š²Ń ŃŃŃ Ń ŠŗŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“Š¾Š¹ Š“Š¾Š²Š¾Š»ŃŠ½Š¾ Š½ŠµŠæŠ»Š¾Ń
Š¾ ŠæŠ¾ŠŗŠ°Š·Š°Š»Šø.
23:11ŠŃŃŠø.
23:13ŠŃŠ¾ ŠŠ¾ŃŃŠ¾Šŗ, Š° ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š¼ ŃŃ ŃŠ¼Š¾Š¶ŠµŃŃ ŠæŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ“ŠøŃŃā¦
23:16Š¢Ń ŃŠ¼Š¾Š¶ŠµŃŃ ŠæŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ“ŠøŃŃ ŠŗŠ¾Š³Š¾ ŃŠ³Š¾Š“Š½Š¾ Š½Š° ŠŠ°ŠæŠ°Š“Šµ, Š½Š° Š§ŠøŠŗŠ°Š³Š¾.
23:20ŠŠµ ŃŠ¾, ŃŃŠ¾ ŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠµ.
23:22Š ŃŠøŠ½Š°Š»Šµ, ŃŠŗŠ¾ŃŠµŠµ Š²ŃŠµŠ³Š¾, Š¾ŠŗŠ°Š¶ŠµŃŃŃ Š”Š°Š½-Š¤ŃŠ°Š½ŃŠøŃŠŗŠ¾.
23:25Š Š¾Š½Šø Ń
Š¾ŃŠ¾ŃŠø, Š½Š¾ ŃŠ»ŠøŃŠŗŠ¾Š¼ Š¼Š¾Š»Š¾Š“Ń.
23:28Š¢Š°Šŗ ŃŃ Šø Š²ŃŠøŠ³ŃŠ°ŠµŃŃ ŠŃŠ±Š¾Šŗ Š”ŠµŠ½Š½Šø Š½Š° Š³Š¾Š“ ŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠµ, ŃŠµŠ¼ Ń ŠæŠ¾ŃŠæŠ¾ŃŠøŠ»Š° Ń Š¾ŃŃŠ¾Š¼.
23:33ŠŠµŃ, ŃŠæŠ°ŃŠøŠ±Š¾, Š¼Š½Šµ ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ° ŃŠæŠ°ŃŃ. ŠŠ½Šµ Š·Š°Š²ŃŃŠ° Š½ŃŠ¶Š½Š¾ ŠøŠ“ŠµŠ°Š»ŃŠ½Š¾ Š²ŃŠ³Š»ŃŠ“ŠµŃŃ.
23:41Š¢Ń Š²ŃŠµŠ³Š“Š° ŠøŠ“ŠµŠ°Š»ŃŠ½Š¾ Š²ŃŠ³Š»ŃŠ“ŠøŃŃ.
23:44ŠŠµŃŠ½Š¾. ŠŠ¾ Š²Š°Š¼ Š½ŃŠ¶Š½Š¾ ŠµŃŠµ Š“Š¾Š³Š¾Š²Š¾ŃŠøŃŃŃŃ.
23:48Š£Š²ŠøŠ“ŠøŠ¼ŃŃ ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ»Šµ Š¼ŠøŠ³Š°.
23:50ŠŠ¾ŠŗŠ°, ŠŠ°ŃŃŃ.
23:56ŠŃ ŃŃŠ¾?
23:58ŠŠ°Šŗ ŠæŠ°ŃŠø, Š”Š°ŃŠ°?
24:01Š, ŃŠ°Š¼ ŠŗŠ»Š°ŃŃŠ½Š¾.
24:06ŠÆ ŠæŃŠ¾ŃŃŠ¾ Š¾Š±Š¾Š¶Š°Ń ŃŃŠ¾ Š¼ŠµŃŃŠ¾.
24:09ŠŠ»ŃŠ±Ń?
24:11ŠŠ°Š»Š±Š°ŃŠŗŠø.
24:13ŠŠµŠ²ŃŃŠŗŠø. ŠŃŠ¾ŃŃŠ¾ ŠæŃŠµŠ»ŠµŃŃŃ.
24:16Š Š¼Š°Š»ŃŃŠøŠŗŠø?
24:18ŠŃā¦
24:22Š¢Ń Š¶Šµ Š²ŠøŠ“ŠµŠ» ŃŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠ·ŃŠŗŠøŃ
ŠæŠ°ŃŠ½ŠµŠ¹?
24:25ŠŠ°, ŠŠ»ŃŃ?
24:26ŠŠ¾Š¶Šµā¦
24:27ŠŠ¾Š¶Šµā¦
24:32ŠŠ¾Š¾Š±ŃŠµ Š½ŠøŃŠµŠ³Š¾.
24:36Š¢Ń Š½Šµ ŃŃ
Š¾Š“ŠøŃŃ, ŠŗŠ°Šŗ Š¾Š½Šø?
24:41ŠŠµ ŃŃŃŠøŃŃ?
24:43ŠŠµ ŃŠ»ŠøŃŃŃŠµŃŃ Š² Š¾ŃŠ²ŠµŃŠµ?
24:45Š Š¾ŃŠ²ŠµŃŠµā¦
24:49Š Š°Š½ŃŃŠµā¦
24:51Š¢ŠµŠ±Šµ Š²ŠµŃŠµŠ»ŠµŠµā¦
24:56ŠŠ¾Š¼Š½ŠøŃŃā¦
24:57ŠŠ“ŠµŃŃ?
25:10Š”ŠµŃŃŠµŠ·Š½Š¾?
25:12ŠŠæŠ°ŃŠ½Š¾ŃŃŃ ŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠµ Š²Š¾Š·Š±ŃŠ¶Š“Š°Š»Š° ŃŠµŠ±Šµ.
25:16ŠŃŠ»Šø ŠæŠ°Š¼ŃŃŃ Š¼ŠµŠ½Ń Š½Šµ ŠøŠ·Š¼ŠµŠ½ŃŠµŃā¦
25:18ŠŃ ŃŠ¶Šµ Š½Šµ Š“ŠµŃŠø, Š”Š°ŃŠ°.
25:22ŠŠ°.
25:28ŠŃŠ¾ ŃŠ¾ŃŠ½Š¾.
25:33ŠŃŠµŠŗŃŠ°ŃŠø.
25:35ŠŠ°Š“Š½Š¾.
25:37ŠŠ¾ŠµŃ
Š°Š»Šø ŠŗŃŠ“Š°-Š½ŠøŠ±ŃŠ“Ń.
25:40ŠŠµŃ.
25:49ŠŠ°Š“Š½Š¾.
25:52ŠÆ Š½Š°Š¹Š“Ń Š²ŠµŃŠµŃŠøŠ½ŠŗŃ.
25:55ŠŠŗŠµŠ¹.
26:04ŠŠ¾ŠŗŠ°, ŠŠ»ŃŃ.
26:07ŠŃŠ» ŃŠ°Š“ ŃŠµŠ±Ń Š²ŠøŠ“ŠµŃŃ.
26:18ŠÆ Š½Š°Š¹Š“Ńā¦
26:22ŠŠ¾Ń Š¾ŃŠŗŃŃŃŠ½ŠøŠŗ.
26:24ŠŃŠµ Š¼Š°Š»ŃŃŠøŠŗŠø Š·Š“ŠµŃŃā¦
26:26ŠÆ Š¶Š“Ń!
26:28ŠŠ°Š»ŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃŃ
26:34incomplete~~
26:35There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:46Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, Jay.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:50I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:18I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Uh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal, shit-show, cock-sucking Russian.
28:49That is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
29:00leading his team in block shots.
29:02He shows his kids and obviously...
29:05Literally hundreds of tools.
29:34Wow, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:44What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:03He's the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey!
30:07Before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on!
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:17But hurry up.
30:17Yeah.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34of course.
31:09Well...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:39I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe as nicely.
32:02Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:45No.
32:49What?
32:51No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:59party after.
32:59And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe,
33:09maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:17I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:29Oh, so being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:59Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck.
34:42Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:12You're such an asshole.
35:42What?
35:52It's a lot of windows.
36:12Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:41You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
37:24do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
37:54fuck are you gonna fuck me we will see i need what you know tell me
38:16you i need you
38:46so
38:58So Russia this year was...
39:28...something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:08It's home.
40:10Yeah.
40:11But...
40:11I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01I don't know.
41:01I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:03I don't know.
41:03I don't know.
41:04I don't know.
41:04I don't know.
41:04I don't know.
41:05I don't know.
41:05I don't know.
41:06I don't know.
41:06I don't know.
41:06I don't know.
41:07I don't know.
41:07I don't know.
41:37I don't know.
42:07I don't know.
42:37I don't know.
43:07I don't know.
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