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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander.
00:09And Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're going to play then?
01:00It's a bad looking time.
01:01It's pretty good.
01:03You're going to work forever.
01:06Let's go!
01:36Let's go!
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03:00Let's go!
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03:12Let's go!
03:14Let's go!
03:16Let's go!
03:18Let's go!
03:20Let's go!
03:22Let's go!
03:24All in my life, you stop.
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hand.
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be up.
04:01You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try, get out of the way.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks. Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:53Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks guys.
05:23See you next time.
05:25Bye bye.
05:26Bye.
05:27Bye bye.
05:28Bye bye.
05:29Bye bye.
05:32Bye bye.
07:03Well, no. Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:24Get in.
07:25Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:34You were hard, weren't you? For how long? The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't. And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks. I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:03I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Oh, fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:04Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:25I still want.
09:26Don't put it in your feet.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:48We think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:50Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:11Please don't go
10:19Please don't go
10:27Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here
10:35He's okay.
10:38Stay right here
10:41Is he okay?
11:00Is he okay?
11:08Is he okay?
11:15Is he okay?
11:17Is he okay?
11:21Is he okay?
11:27Is he okay?
11:28Is he okay?
11:29Is he okay?
11:30Is he okay?
11:34Is he okay?
11:35Is he okay?
11:41Oh, God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God.
12:03What the hell?
12:11Oh, God.
12:21Now the bed's all dirty.
12:23What?
12:25Shut up.
12:31Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:41Oh, God.
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07Worth the wait.
13:11I should go.
13:23I should go.
13:31So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:35Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:57My father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:01Cool.
14:03Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:05I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:07Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:15Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Go fuck yourself, Rosa.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:39Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian Mets hockey team.
15:01A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:37Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:43I mean, did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55See what I say this year, baby?
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:01Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here longer.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:27Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:22Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We hit.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:15No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:17Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:26Okay.
18:27Okay.
18:28Okay.
18:29Okay.
18:30Okay.
18:31Okay.
18:32Okay.
18:33Okay.
18:34Okay.
18:35Okay.
18:36Okay.
18:37Okay.
18:38Okay.
18:39Okay.
18:44Let's go.
18:47Okay.
18:49You have to be proud of it.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:57...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better now than when.
19:22Our radar is damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is playing?
19:30You, captain, you make them playing.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:37Who's you hired?
19:45Tia mother?
19:47She's not able to do this.
19:53No, Otec.
19:56My mother died.
19:58Do you remember them?
20:02From your son.
20:04I was in a mood, Otec.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:32Of course, I was never afraid of this.
20:36We are always in the corner.
20:39And what happened?
20:40No, he was not in the corner of us.
20:43He was still still alive.
20:46He has a big name in America.
20:49He was very good.
20:51He was terrible at an elite.
20:54This is the problem with the leader.
20:57It is the problem with the leader.
20:59You're too much talking about it.
21:07You're too much talking about it.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar and he needs one more cup.
21:20Look at her for her.
21:24From the same age.
21:27It's been an angel.
21:29It's been an angel if you remember it.
21:31I want you to go.
21:33Well, I have something interesting.
21:52There's Niki.
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I would say thank you, but I know you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For the people who have been a son of a coach for hockey.
22:13You've got to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it is, I blame you for me.
22:22But in any case, it doesn't mean it to you.
22:25It doesn't mean it to me.
22:26It doesn't mean it to me.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father…
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes.
22:54In this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
22:58Why?
22:59Why do you know everything?
23:00You're a science.
23:01What does the army become a shooter?
23:03Well, with thedevelopment parties, you've been with the team.
23:06You've seen the team quite well.
23:10Look out.
23:12You've seen it in the Vostok and then you'll win.
23:14You'll win...
23:15You'll win anyone in the Pacific.
23:17Chicago, not what that's before.
23:20В finale, in the escuchar Sofrancisco.
23:24They're good, but too young.
23:27That's how you win the Coupe Xenia for a year ago, than I was talking about with my father.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to look ideal.
23:41You'll always look ideal.
23:43Right, but you'll need to meet again.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How's Paris, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Guys.
24:14It's just nice.
24:16And boys?
24:19You've seen French boys?
24:24Yeah, Ilya?
24:27You guys like so.
24:30You're welcome.
24:32It was fun to meet your friend.
24:33You Heat that door.
24:34Your friend goes in public.
24:35You're welcome.
24:36Your friend's right to meet you.
24:39You're representing himself.
24:40You're welcome.
24:41You're welcome, don't lie.
24:42You're welcome.
24:43You're welcome.
24:44I'll be back.
24:45Iему попалась.
24:46You're welcome.
24:48Especially...
24:49You're welcome,
24:51Whenever you were sweet and haven't been
24:54there.
24:55You know what I mean?
24:57You know what I mean?
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:13The danger of the danger was to you.
25:17If you remember, you don't know what I mean.
25:22We're the same as you, Sasha.
25:25Yes, it's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:36Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay, I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay, I'll be here.
26:07I'm glad to see you.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57Turn it up.
26:58It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:38When?
27:39Here?
27:40At home?
27:41Tonight?
27:42As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:50I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:22Praise the fuck.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:24I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42No.
28:43You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Okay?
28:46Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
28:49That is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilja Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots, he ends.
29:03And obviously, it comes all night.
29:05The doctor's doing it.
29:06No.
29:07He's a man.
29:08He's a man.
29:09No.
29:10He's a man.
29:12He's a man.
29:13He's a man.
29:15He's a man.
29:16Man.
29:17He's a man.
29:18Who is he?
29:19Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:44Or even doing.
29:44And now, presenting the Lord Talon Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Haller.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:17But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34Oh!
30:50Oh, my God.
31:20What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:50Let me be as nicely.
32:10Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:25Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:45No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck coming.
34:24I'm going to be behind you.
34:28They're gonna be on the line.
34:30I'm gonna get this position in the middle.
34:32And you're on line up.
34:34Especially 16.
34:36I'll draw the line for one day.
34:58Congratulations.
35:02Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:28What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
35:56Good.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:20This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:34Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:54No.
36:56No.
36:57No.
36:58No.
36:59No.
37:00No.
37:01No.
37:02No.
37:03No.
37:04No.
37:05No.
37:06No.
37:16No.
37:17Do you want to know how it feels?
37:20do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:50fuck
37:56are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:07I need
38:11what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:20you
38:26I need you
38:50I need you
38:54I need you
38:56I need you
38:58I need you
39:00I need you
39:02I need you
39:04I need you
39:06I need you
39:08I need you
39:10So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:08Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Hmm.
41:10Mm-hmm.
41:12Uh-huh.
41:12Let's go.
41:42Let's go.
42:12Let's go.
42:42Let's go.
43:12Let's go.
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