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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander.
00:09And Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59We're a crowd tonight.
01:00I was a
01:26Let's go!
01:56I'll give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:21Let's go!
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree at the top of the hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:14You're what I wish to be relevant, I'm standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:27You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scary, yeah, most people do
03:43This is the real world, honey
03:45In spite of everything, I guess there's just what's it
03:50Nice try, knock it out the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hand
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be up
04:01You wanna be ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-
04:31Buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:31I'll see you next time.
06:01I'll see you next time.
06:31Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:58Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:24Maybe.
07:24Maybe.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:26Maybe.
07:27Maybe.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:34You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37For the whole game?
07:38You're such a fucking ass.
07:40Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:44I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman, Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:38Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still won't?
09:25I still won't.
09:26Don't worry, it will fit.
09:34Don't worry, it will fit.
09:34I still don't.
09:35I still won't.
09:44Oh, wow, wow.
09:48You think this will be a-
09:49Fuck off.
09:50Oh, my God.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:54Oh, my God.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:58Oh, my God.
11:00Is he okay?
11:02Oh, my God.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:24It's all good.
11:29It's all right.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:23Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:31I will show it now, okay?
12:35You killed me, Lunder.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:05We're to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:25So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:37Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:05Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:27Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for Top Story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard bill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42At least he fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here longer.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Let's go.
16:43Let's go.
16:44Come on, boy.
16:45Let's go.
16:45Let's go.
17:16I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We hit...
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:03Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text. Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:27You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:40Minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be proud.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:57...Latvia.
18:59...Latvia.
19:01And he's still singing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to justify the dreams you showed in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:30You, captain, you make them playing.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:44Your mother?
19:47Who is it to be?
19:49No, my mother died.
19:50Who is it to be?
19:51No, my mother died.
19:52What a story is to be the mother died.
19:53It's not, my father died.
19:54Mom died.
19:56You remember?
19:57You remember her?
19:59I remember her.
20:00You remember her?
20:02Yes.
20:03I was in your house with your father.
20:05Where are you?
20:07Where are you?
20:08In Moscow?
20:10Of course.
20:12Of course.
20:13We need to go in the morning,
20:20to meet the minister.
20:25Yes, ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36And everything is always on the military.
20:38And what's going on?
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42But Kochev, Kochev, don't leave him.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46We have all the prizes in the United States.
20:48We need to work well.
20:50Good, good, good.
20:52It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking about,
21:11especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:17He needs to be one cup.
21:21Look how she's got it for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I could remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink.
21:33Well, I have something interesting.
21:52Dovninko, Alina.
21:57Dovninko, Sasha.
21:58Dovninko, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would say thank you,
22:08but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For the people who've been the son of a coach for hockey,
22:13you've been able to avoid this.
22:15I sometimes blame you for me.
22:18When I understand what it is,
22:21I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't mean to you.
22:24It doesn't mean to me.
22:25It doesn't mean to me.
22:26It doesn't mean to me.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My son...
22:29Your son is a fool,
22:30who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral will not go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think that this year you'll be able to win it.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes.
22:54In this year.
22:55Because I think that the team is being attacked.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:01The Extrasense.
23:03With the team of a traumatized brother,
23:05you can't get there.
23:06You can't get there.
23:07You can't see those guys.
23:08You've been a bad guy.
23:10You've been a bad guy.
23:11You've been a bad guy.
23:12It's a Vostok.
23:13And then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want.
23:17In the East, the Chicago.
23:20Not for sure.
23:21In the final, compared to San Francisco,
23:24and they're not good.
23:25But they're too young.
23:27That you'll win the Cראלers
23:43Yes, but you need to talk about it.
23:48We'll see you in Boston.
23:51See you soon.
23:57Well, how are you, Sasha?
24:03There is a great place.
24:07I just love this place.
24:09Clubs are in the head.
24:13Men are just a nice place.
24:17And boys...
24:20Well...
24:22Did you see a French guy?
24:25Yes, Ilya?
24:32Oh my God.
24:34Nothing.
24:37I don't know how you're going.
24:41You don't laugh.
24:43You don't flirt.
24:45You don't flirt in the answer.
24:49Once you were fun.
24:52You were more fun.
24:56Yes.
25:07Here?
25:10Seriously?
25:12The danger was to you.
25:16If you remember, you don't miss me.
25:22We're the children, Sasha.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:29You don't want to go.
25:31You don't want to go.
25:33You don't want to go.
25:35Okay.
25:37Let's go.
25:39No.
25:41Okay.
25:43I'll find you.
25:45Okay.
25:47Okay.
25:49I'll find you.
25:51I'll find you.
25:53I'll find you.
25:55Okay.
25:57Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:01Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:06I'll find you.
26:08I'll find you.
26:10Okay.
26:11What happens here?
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:29I just pulled them down.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:46Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it, Hayden.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:09Seems to have only intensified the young Boston.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday. That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:50I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:08Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22We'll fuck you.
28:24I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, none.
28:43You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal, shit show, cock sucking, Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously, it's not all that.
29:05I'm literally hungry as you talk to me.
29:34Wow, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:17But hurry up.
30:17Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:33goes to...
30:33to...
30:34to...
30:55to...
30:55Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
31:47Maybe as nicely.
32:02I want you to suck my dick.
32:07Huh?
32:09Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34And then we will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:59and then when I've been waiting all night,
33:05you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and I will maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No, The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah, so being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow, genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck coming.
34:12This place is going to be...
34:13I'm going to get to position them.
34:17This place is going to be...
34:18I'm gonna get a position about�, right?
34:21I'm gonna get a position about the big one, right?
34:23Especially 16 years.
34:24The last one is gonna' play.
34:26Each of these will be the whole stride.
34:26But what they got is going to be.
34:28They're gonna' be under the line.
34:30I'm gonna' get a position on.
34:31The station's gonna' be under the...
34:31The station's gonna' be under the line.
34:33I'm gonna' use the special assistant in the last game,
34:38which I'm gonna' use than the station.
34:40I'll', you know.
34:41You're gonna' use.
34:43You're gonna' put it on guard.
34:45Okay.
34:45Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:15You're such an asshole.
35:45What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:19This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:41You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:09Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How it feels.
37:35Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:41Fuck.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:12What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:27I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:30I need you.
38:30I need you.
38:31I need you.
38:31I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:33I need you.
38:33I need you.
38:34I need you.
38:34I need you.
38:34I need you.
38:34I need you.
38:35I need you.
38:35I need you.
38:36I need you.
38:36I need you.
38:36I need you.
38:37I need you.
38:37I need you.
38:38I need you.
38:38I need you.
38:39I need you.
38:40I need you.
38:40I need you.
38:41I need you.
38:42I need you.
38:43I need you.
38:44I need you.
38:45I need you.
38:46I need you.
38:47I need you.
39:27So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:41I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Bye.
41:02Bye.
41:08Bye.
41:10Bye.
41:14Bye.
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